“It’s Called the Internet”- Leo Allen - Full Special

[@jeromemarcini8871]

Why so many haters. This guy was quite refreshingly humourous. Lighten up sad sacks!

[@password0097]

thats what im saying 😂 honestly this guy feels like a breath of fresh air from all the bullshit comics that are out there

[@connectingwiththeblind2287]

Making a weird joke about not eating babys cause they dont talk and than saying they look delicious, is beyond disgusting and weird , how in the world is that funny

[@gustavosifuentes3991]

Im trying to lighten up and he's failing me

[@Rafikichu]

Very enthusiastic audience.

[@joshualeafe3230]

Agreed, a little too enthusiastic 🤔

[@kaden56]

Maybe we’re just too spoiled with amazing comics these days but this guy is like. 2/10 for me

[@Cleatus546]

Yep , he sucks.

[@JustinAzoleGaming-i5l]

he dont look funny, but the mouse clicked the thumbnail so may as well try it

[@JustinAzoleGaming-i5l]

update I made it to 3:49 but mostly cause I was typing on Discord

[@gustavosifuentes3991]

​@@JustinAzoleGaming-i5l I'll let you know how far I made it, I'm two minutes in and already surfing the comments so it's not looking good. By the time I'm finishing typing this I'm kinda tapping out but ima give it a few more minutes

[@gustavosifuentes3991]

​@@JustinAzoleGaming-i5l5:21 he actually made me chuckle at the vegetarian joke before this minute

[@stevezilla68]

Remember when Comedy Central showed stand-ups like this? I miss those days.

[@emmymin2699]

Right!!

[@hbeachley]

Yeah. The last special they produced was Jeff Dunham. Ick.

[@materialmirage]

Nostalgia

[@MisssKayy]

What do they show now? I don’t have cable.

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

🤔😯​@@MisssKayy

[@devinanderson6716]

"You know that thing where you feel awkward all the time?" *Pans to a woman with a camera inches from her face*

[@WmJ-x7j]

A transliteration is a written device using particular pronunciation marks and spellings of words for the purpose of showing how the words of another language are pronounced in that language. A transliteration is not a translation.

[@rugbybeef]

Who do you hope sees this? And why?

[@WmJ-x7j]

@@rugbybeef I don't "hope" anyone sees it. Though, he's imparting faulty information. Good information is better for whomever might see it.

[@andrewspicecake]

He was looking at the transliteration. The transliteration was for him, so he could read it properly to us . . . Duh 😎

[@WmJ-x7j]

@@andrewspicecake If he was reading the transliteration he would have been speaking Hebrew.

[@WmJ-x7j]

@@andrewspicecake He would have been speaking Hebrew if he was reading a transliteration. That's what my comment meant.

[@ThePs3isbetterthanal]

Idk what it is but feels like the audience is a laugh track for a weird sitcom

[@chiled0g]

It's because Comedy Central highers "laughers", no bullshit. They audition extras who can laugh and pay them to be in the audience

[@caustickelli]

​@@chiled0ghow do I get that job .. 🤣

[@hannahhoward7386]

Big smile, no smirk

[@dudeross9120]

That's what happens when there are laughs for someone who isn't funny.

[@DustinWebb-c9r]

Used to watch these every Friday in the 90s

[@Meechstik]

Me too! 😂

[@Meechstik]

The Judy Show, The Apollo, Caroline’s. Now we’re here

[@justblaze14841]

The pee joke is told by Quientin Tarratino in desperado

[@cocvhecv]

That's the joke.

[@Kris-yr3zc]

This joke was around way before Desperado.

[@rosine749]

Woow, many layers to the bit about Israel. Religion, tactics, greed, corruption... And laughed hard at the laziest person joke. Found myself here after looking up who wrote the amazing Falconer sketch on SNL. Apparently this guy. Never heard of him before, but he is now my favourite comedian. If I can ever be bothered to give birth I will name it after him.

[@-.-Monster]

tom segura stole pretty much this whole routine xD shocked im just now seeing this

[@-.-Monster]

@@AbbyLaporte ... lol what? this was uploaded by the youtube channel 2 weeks ago, this AIRED on t.v. 16 years ago.

[@saicha3591]

SOOOO funny! I usually move on within the first minute or two, if it’s not. But this guy is hilarious!

[@elihunt9917]

hello, guy. how about showing some empathy for your dad and any other person who somehow indirectly reveal their problems? How about using that as a way to show some moral support for what they are going through? How do you know a 2 year old through the internet and why would you go to a party uninvited? you need some cognitive therapy.

[@anahata2009]

​@@elihunt9917 my god. I hope you're joking with this comment. Otherwise, life must be so insanely difficult for you.

[@PWigglman1492]

This guy reaffirmed that comedy is dead.

[@TimothySouth-w7w]

This is good stuff.

[@eastmeetswest1152]

Yeah, so this comedian copies jokes from the movie desperado where Quentin Tarantino says the same exact joke in the bar full of Mexicans to cheech marin. I have no idea why the audience thought this old joke repurposed was funny

[@BombFiya]

fax

[@mooseknuckleoutdoors]

I was just going to say the same thing

[@deeayeveeeyees]

they even applauded it. how did nobody in the audience not know where it's from

[@electromancer2645]

Completely ripped off Quintin Tarantino's joke from Desperado.

[@Kris-yr3zc]

That joke was around wayyyy before Desperado.

[@electromancer2645]

@@Kris-yr3zc even worse then.

[@arfyego0682]

@@electromancer2645 how? most comedians don't use 100% original jokes i think you'd be surprised at just how many comedians borrow jokes from their friends or from old media

[@jameslarimer9211]

13:26 Watcha gonna do? It's a switcheroo!

[@GeoffreyMora]

Used to watch comedy Central stand up all the time. Used to have good back to back relatable comedians.

[@danabuck8967]

Please don't change! I think you're perfect! 🔥❤😘

[@JeffNighswander]

Ironic joke stealing? MEH...

[@Differentcolor]

I can’t be the only one who didn’t laugh.. not even a smirk😐

[@bluefalcon2958]

Yeah, me either. The dude is no Shane Gillis

[@to.goo.6855]

I didn't laugh either

[@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy]

21:14

[@elihunt9917]

most of us remember our 1st birthday and every other one. Why would you depreciate a child like that!?!!!

[@rebeccap.9036]

Shame on you Leo Allen for stealing Quentin Tarantino's joke from the movie Desperado. Perhaps it would have been funny if I didn't know where you got it. Sad just sad.

[@deeayeveeeyees]

it still wasn't great. like his buildup about Israel was way too long and unnecessary.

[@Kris-yr3zc]

No shame, no plagiarizing...that joke has been around wayyyy before Desperado.

[@PrinceOfKingsport]

My thought exactly… that’s Quentin in desperado!

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

​@@Kris-yr3zc Yeah, I was gonna say I think I first heard a version of that joke about 50 years ago.

[@anahata2009]

The joke about vegans not having enough energy to clap has also been told by every comedian who ever mentions veganism.

[@stevenlewisking1982]

lol oh my FREAKING GOD THAT HATES US ALL FOREVER , HERE WE GO............

[@elihunt9917]

hello, guy. how about showing some empathy for your dad and any other person who somehow indirectly reveal their problems? How about using that as a way to show some moral support for what they are going through? At your age, you might not understand what that is. How do you know a 2 year old through the internet, and why would you go to a party uninvited? you need some cognitive therapy. doctor or no.

[@drumrollwithjoel]

I simply searched "stand up comedy" and the first two hits were hilarious.... But this is not only dated material but sucks overall in the first place. Why hast thou forsaken me youtube?

[@mzeminsk]

What the heck was that joke? Why are you 9:21 acting like that is your joke? Strange. Bye bye

[@TaylorLeigh]

this is so bad like i’m actually amazed

[@LeonelCubias-e3m]

The pee joke is an old bar joke. Probably won’t be the last time you hear it, I mean we all knew what was coming

[@Arlo-s6f]

🌮🌮🌮☕ 🎼there seems to be some sort of element of truth and tragedy in comedy, I'm always amazed by this art, "My dad had one too many burritos and next thing I knew I woke up in a hospital with a shiner and a new family who fed me regularly👩🏻‍💻🤷🏼‍♂️

[@paulstubbings645]

Big fan of that joke.

[@valenTina-pz3ut]

The comments are very divided LOL

[@VivianReilynnIsswell]

And emus are from the outback, not the savanah

[@lookissjaxin]

That’s good stuff 😂

[@joshuaa9513]

Best way to break up with a person you live with. Go on vacation without them. Just save up some money and pick something really cool. Don't tell them anything. Just disappear and come back a week later. If they still don't leave. Just don't again.

[@alexrechkin7]

youtube shows ads so often its as worse as on tv

[@Sk-nb3yl]

No original jokes. Boring 🥱

[@bretwebber7484]

😂wazzup 😊🎉 21:01

[@ClarenceWilliams7]

Joke from Desperado

[@BlightOS]

Remember when comedy Central showed actually funny comedians? Me neither.

[@Thoughtpologetics]

Too many commercials… turned it off half way through

[@jayr5421]

laughed a lot

[@MarkSimmons-u2j]

Between Covid and Biden the country has lost their comedic talents.

[@TopWantedPlayers]

2:34 over compensate

[@ekdaufin1485]

Timing’s off but some good punchlines.

[@CaidicusProductions]

It started out meh, and just got funnier and funnier.

[@natasjapowell2377]

Remember Desperado the movie? 😅 ya bye

[@gnomoanarco3777]

i rather see canceled comedian owen benjamin, witch is the best one alive

[@gagecomedy]

Which^

[@wallosworld6441]

😂

[@robertwilson822]

👎 when the crowd laughs like it's a best joke in the world, what all he said is he almost finished writing a book. Only made it 1:44 min in

[@eliseobetancourt861]

Jerry Seinfeld delivery

[@Kris-yr3zc]

Young man, you are fuuunny!!🤣

[@Kris-yr3zc]

The origami had me lmao.

[@va7864]

No

[@Invincibleayachi]

First time i ever stopped a stand up video that wasnt amy schumer. Either the audience is a laugh track or hes the luckiest comic in the world because this was just terribly mid

[@mousey6262]

This is one of my least favorites on this channel !

[@themasculinismmovement]

This guy is really good

[@cedarpoplar]

Alright so whats with the moses and Bible jokes. That joke originally is about a dude and a bar tender and everyone knows it

[@GreyTapez]

What's the earliest thing you Humans remember? 🤔 I'll go first. I remember my Mom rocking me on the porch swing in front of my Grandma's house. The sun was in my eyes, and it hurt. So I closed them. That's all I got. (That swing is still there.)

[@bodytrainer1crane730]

😂😂😂❤️

[@mentat1341]

Horrible. Give me back my 8 minutes

[@reneenelsen7416]

Call this one barf type comedy.

[@-elijahriggs-]

oh that makes sense. These jokes are for 12-year-olds.

[@jeffbezos-q5j]

am I crazy or does he have 15% of a Scottish accent

[@BrookCara-d2i]

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[@Petercarmo93]

Joking about being a pedophile is really not funny.

[@travisericson8308]

You're the first person I've seen that commented on this. Why are we the only ones???

[@febo2367]

Slaughterhouses aren't funny.

[@HDTVGamePlay]

would be cool if he used his own jokes tho, but using Quentin Tarantino's movie quotes, lame...

[@jasonb8769]

Way to rip off a joke from the movie Desperado.

[@stevefoltz3838]

pass

[@hoboguru]

oof laugh track

[@carolinabelcher]

Creepy.

[@muddydog6605]

Yup talk about hiding in plain sight

[@hanve]

❤😂😂

[@KirstineTermansen-cq9tk]

If you understand English, ??? Teach him

[@biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210]

I loved the humor, but could do without the religious mumbo-jumbo. SA-TAN has actual original to Cuneiform tablets, the Bible makers just perverted it into something "sadistic" and changed the meaning to something sadistic.

[@greenwave2450]

Barely worth laughing at

[@LilOnAgain]

Not funny. Why you waste my time?

[@maykz2127]

Story about Moses is very very old.how can you be so cheap to present this?

[@eerievibes6854]

What a thief

[@VivianReilynnIsswell]

I also heard the talking vegetable bit before. This guy is a joke thief

[@lab4d]

Isra person kept a baby alive and said they would never ... Oh wait, it was a joke....

[@muddydog6605]

What a creepy creepy man 😒 Good grief if I hear that vegan joke one more time.

[@SgGdkkfk]

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[@au.ru.]

Yeahhhh I remember why I unsubscribed from this horrible comedy channel YEARS ago. No regrets, bye.

[@KirstineTermansen-cq9tk]

Im 57

[@KirstineTermansen-cq9tk]

Im 57

[@ContentLoungingPanda-qm5kg]

My wife thats why hes not funny he eats plates and is weak minded to be funny

[@detc04]

Dang this is not funny

[@christianogaard2185]

It's Definitely a laugh track because this guy just wasn't funny at all. Usually they get a few lines that are funny but this guy had zero talent!

[@MartinNitram6]

The worst.

[@johnmurphy4149]

Wanted to laugh. Maybe next time.

[@rosemarycabal9011]

Boring

[@rhettchiappone2209]

Who told this man he was good at comedy? 😮this was boring as hell.

[@michaelgearin8079]

He was in Palestine, not Israel. Free Palestine!🍉

[@eerievibes6854]

You're on the parasitic side

[@JolieF]

✍️ Not too bad

[@OldTimerGarden]

You could do better.

[@BillHiggins-p8n]

Not funny at all boring and predictable

[@MineFred-so6no]

nothing he said was funny at all

[@guitarstalkandtech9085]

🥱🥱🥱🥱

[@callmeq5067]

Wasn’t funny at all

[@marcoruiz8313]

This guy has a special lol ….horrible

[@cpaganjr123]

Yawn 🥱