It's "Okay" To Poison The Kids In Job Simulator VR

[@Darthlevidious]

"can I read you today's specials, I've got 1 soup and two delayed abortions" Crusty you are an absolute madman. I love it.

[@ze.mememaker529]

“Two delayed abortions” 💀💀

[@rensv7928]

You know what they say: You can't spell poison without 'son'

[@dragonnestking3418]

Hello again

[@rockstarbonnie7153]

And you can't spell mass genocide without mass or genocide or children slaughter without laughter!

[@usmanaliraza8342]

@@rockstarbonnie7153 this got dark... I was gonna write "Poizon" but...nvm...

[@No-tg6ib]

You cant spell poison without oi

[@tylerspillers7581]

M ‘mmmmm. ‘Mdttxt

[@kravengaming3297]

As a cook myself, i can attest that this was very acurrate to how things work in a restaurant. And such a perfect representation of the way customers are viewed. Sheerest of perfections.

[@kiritadoshi]

It’s a good day when crusty uploads. His ability to compartmentalize his different performances/vibe on the various games, while still making them immediately recognizable as “Crusty” is phenomenal. Truly a born performer.

[@dreadedly]

V O C A B U L A R Y

[@redgit9905]

Vodkabulary

[@cheeseburber4899]

Ahh the god of comedy himself but I’ll drown you in the fish tank -crusty 2020

[@ToppyDreemurr]

"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." Never fails to make me laugh

[@enhancereal]

I remember when I started watching you when you were at 10K it's insane that you're already at 130K!

[@ollie4425]

yeah but did u watch his old channel, yeah thats what i Thought

[@eriksonne8706]

That's because there are two types of people: People who follow Crusty and people who haven't heard of him yet ;)

[@dreadedly]

@@eriksonne8706 theres about 5 billion people who haven't subbed to Crusty... yet ;)

[@kitsu1379]

"...I'm developing feelings of hated. I predict a customer will arrive..." since I started working in retail 2 years ago, I can honestly relate to this statement more then I would like.

[@caveman8971]

"Todays specials one soup and 2 delayed abortions" hands down best thing I've heard today well done good sir a good laugh to end my day 😂😂

[@SoundwaveSuperior1991]

I did die laughing when I heard that I might have to steal it for future use 😂

[@charlesdolling25]

You are wrong that was the best thing you have heard

[@fran7338]

"Pete's souperia and abortion clinic, when the lost of yesterday *is today sauce*

[@Ericstone00]

4:30 KEEP PRESSING IT!

[@meganfrancis862]

Do you not want A piece of meat in my soup

[@Pyrodorah]

"Oh the health inspector is here." Crusty holding poisoned tea: Does he want tea?

[@deanaanderson7953]

Nice

[@Ricky-mn8eu]

I love it when crusty just completely looses it and just starts yelling at everyone. I love your stuff man

[@willisworkman1523]

The dislikes are from gordan Ramsey’s secret acounts

[@victoriafandom5899]

Like we can see them now

[@OlaftheGreat]

I never thought I'd miss this "dislikes are from x" meme

[@Demonslayerthatneedscoffee]

Yas😊

[@mynameisdonaldduck8536]

Lol

[@BuckDoesAnimations]

Xd

[@nopity3057]

Darth Vader: "I prefer the direct approach when it comes to killing children."

[@9Der6Ketzer9]

I see what you did there

[@litterallyjustwater]

Youngling slayer 9000™ go brrrrrrr

[@kainelivesay25]

This is the most entertaining midlife crisis I’ve ever seen.

[@lunachable1]

Lmfao

[@kylenu8311]

"Awww that's so sweet, now they're gonna run out and get hit by a vehicle. ...I'm so lonely" Aren't we all 🙃

[@deanaanderson7953]

“Sir are you aware that this steak is a piece of s___?”

[@jazzy7938]

As usual , bringing comedy to quarantine for everyone's lives 😂👏

[@poofy1655]

Oh,u guys in July RN? OHHhHh Trust me quarantine is gonna get wayyyy worse

[@davidmatthewsmith429]

No you

[@poofy1655]

@@davidmatthewsmith429 @youmissedtbejoke

[@ricardoalmeida1951]

"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cheeto215]

Fun fact: if you toss something into the fish tank, the fish turn into a FUCKING SAW MILL.

[@NatashaWinland]

A disco toasty. 😂 I just love the English accent so much. Good work as usual crusty

[@thekingofdarknessandlight4290]

Ya know, despite the fact that I’ll probably suffer from multiple different levels of painful food poisoning and/or death, I’d still go to Crusty’s restaurant. I mean the service seems excellent, and who doesn’t love watching a crazy guy cook?

[@stevehensley6969]

“That’s a very unrealistic stereotype and I am offended by it.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@motosagela]

"Shall I read you today's specials? I got one soup, and two delayed abortions" @4:32 hahahahaha

[@letsgochamp3253]

At first I thought he was playing a character, Now I think quarantine has got to him.

[@gagewalker770]

Its been well before quarantine 😂

[@jamiemiller1482]

It got to us all a bit

[@AnnoyingTiger888]

You are so damn precious. I lost it when you noticed the bread shaped handle ♡

[@johnseder7840]

9:41 this rant is the best thing I've heard all week

[@swainswanson6235]

"Where's the pot? Where's the pot?! We got a pot? Gimme a pot! There's the pot..." - would truly be a weird thing to hear being said, although with --Jack Sparrow-- Crusty, it's perfectly normal

[@QuiteIrony]

This is easiest for you and main course of the vocab bit late but it was the vocab bit late for you and main course of action to whatever you want me to whatever is easiest for you to come and the vocab bit late for you and main character is easiest to whatever is easiest for the maze of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good day for you and main character was a kid is easiest for you to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story.

[@swainswanson6235]

@@QuiteIrony The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn't do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I was not trying for anything that I did to hurt your heart and you didn't do it for you to hurt my heart I just want to be with me I want you and you want me and you want you want to do something that I don't care I don't care about anything I don't want to do nothing you.

[@QuiteIrony]

@@swainswanson6235 And the vocab bit late for you

[@swainswanson6235]

@@QuiteIrony The first time you were able and you had to do something.

[@jackdog06]

Oh god the tomatoes joke really got me.

[@t0x2in]

I’m I the only one that thinks his voice is so calming

[@Yourlovelyghost]

Nope, I completely agree!

[@zeeshanmiah6493]

I love his voice it sounds like me after taco bell and taking laxatives

[@Chudwaffle945]

Crusty never disappoints

[@crayonmuncher5068]

Brother

[@elainebyrne9987]

“I just bit into a whole bloody orange”💀 8:20

[@ianelder1648]

Every time I watch you I think of jack sparrow when he’s had to much rum

[@Kuasar9]

"have some meat to hold you over" *Throws meat at a child* "oh he felt nothing he is dead inside" *child*

[@IcarusOFFlame]

To be fair, he threw meat at an offensive British stereotype.

[@The_Archi-Tech]

Me:sees title Also me: ok

[@blakelindsay9321]

You know what they say you can’t forget soap in the tea: Special drink

[@dryturkeymemes2195]

That joke at the end was brilliant

[@JosephM101]

Agreed

[@liability3736]

Ramdom Robot:That's got to be the greatest Robot I've ever seen. Crusty: Or so it seens.

[@PastaBuckman64-p7b]

Random*

[@forgotten453]

As soon as I watched that animation I want to watch the original for the 1700 thousand time I’m not complaining tho I will always love your videos keep up the good work and don’t give up because your Chanel is gold 😂😅👏🏼👏🏼

[@silkeeyermann6514]

an pizza with apple souce hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaha🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasongehman9020]

"I can do comedy." Bruh you are already comedy gold. This is a compliment.

[@tula.xgaxha4938]

Yes! I was waiting for this! After the ads I will enjoy this ;w;

[@Jimothyjohns]

8:20 based on Crusty’s Twitter, I feel like he is speaking from experience

[@MyNightmare_YT]

during a movie kid talking loud: i cant watch thi- lamcrusty: 10:53

[@Johnr9783]

"SHUT UP!"

[@ghostpants4081]

Satan watching Crusty videos: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

[@CakeWorld2342]

'That's really sweet now they're gonna go run out and get hit by a vehicle'😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@strawberryshake8509]

You should make a playlist of all the songs you've ever sang while doing vids 😂

[@The_musical_gamer]

Such as but not limited to dying has made me laugh harder than I have all year

[@KeIsey.Forever]

“Our new restaurant shall be a success,” “And if it is not, I’ll drown you in the fish tank” “But first, wash my hands..”

[@Katie2020bell]

"I'll drown you in the fish tank.... but first we wash our hands"

[@dragonnestking3418]

Once again, Jack Sparrow returns to make us laugh.

[@peterfreeman5121]

“I never used to drink, and then I started working here five minutes ago.” I can’t stop laughing at this line

[@DMMacaw]

I'll drown you in that tank. I like him already

[@phoenix_yippee]

Yeah he is like this in almost every video

[@williamnanney4799]

You need to watch him play skyrim vr, beesparkle is incredible.

[@bennyelmntrx]

I'm so glad I found you through WPE. This is hilarious!! Love your sense of humour and I can't wait to see more of it

[@Watcher-xf3nr]

He's like Jack Sparrow mixed with Cicero with anger issues while also being drunk.

[@OreoGamingGeek]

Omg I absolutely love this content! Your personality with the natural hilarity of job and vacation simulator could be top-tier humor.

[@snowwfox9209]

This is my first time watching him and he sounds like a funny Jack sparrow

[@RalphyTheCoyote]

he described timmybot's mom as kyle's mom

[@williamnanney4799]

16:30 That was actually incredible! I dunno what I was expecting. Can you please do stand up comedy? You are great at comedy. You have achieved comedy. Comedy is great.

[@big_beenie9632]

Never seen a chef as good as he each plate is a masterpiece

[@Lustie]

When he stuck his head in the microwave God I felt that

[@Silly_Willy_]

We need "Crusty the musical"

[@ragnar2068]

He reminds me of Jack Sparrow

[@JaceDurrani]

Savvy?

[@lisabrickert2820]

**insert shitty pirates of the Caribbean flute song**

[@Whimsy3692]

*literally watches 3 videos by IAmCrusty, subscribes three days later* *sips wine cooler* Me: You're on your way, kid.

[@miobiuscrimson2828]

When I first read the title I was like wtf? But then I saw that it's Crusty and was like "yeah, he might as well do that".

[@KrispyRodent]

This guys voice is absolutely amazing

[@floppa_whoppa9191]

“Okay”

[@rebeccahoffman2450]

Tea be like Tea and soap combined=Mmmmmm deliciously good

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

Can you please do some more surgeon simulator? Ps. You are the funnest KZbinr I’ve known for so long. Please never stop playing. Also goddamn you’re tall.

[@dreadedly]

How tall would you say he is,

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

Rush Hour Maybe 6’4?

[@thedreadfort]

The olive on the. samwich looks like the tf2 sanvich

[@kaidenflint4557]

I was watching another KZbin video then I seen that Crusty uploaded and left the other video ☺️😂

[@baldifan4]

3 years later and its still funny 😂

[@eriksonne8706]

An ancient Norse legend says that everytime Crusty poisons a child, a kitten gets its wings

[@lucamarraccinol7122]

[@jacklazer2301]

" I've got 1 soup and 2 delayed abortions " I think Crusty found a new way to.... Bring butterflies to his garden

[@savannahval9008]

I think the job simulator videos are one of my favorites! Thanks Crusty!!!

[@QuiteIrony]

This is to get a plot or story that relates to the maze runner beans on it and main course of action to whatever you want to play in the maze runner beans in my phone is to whatever is easiest for you and main character is easiest to get a plot and main character in a plot or story that relates to the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you to get a plot and the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number.

[@brysik7895]

"I mean, I've eaten a lot worse than this" I'm dead

[@DeclianX]

Also did anyone else notice the sandwich at 8:00

[@schokoschock5916]

Your videos are great and so funny! I just love your videos! Or in German : Ich liebe deine Videos einfach nur! Greetings from Germany

[@thisismyusernamesoihopeyou6069]

Hi from england

[@bestontheapp]

Moin diiggi der Typ is legende

[@ivannadominguez7131]

parts that are funny or something else 0:01 smells flower 🌺 0:09 indeed a new restaurant shall be a success 0:16 what why and also🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:18💋👄mwha ding ding ding grubs up my friend 🤣🤣 5:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 5:21 is ture tho it is funny🤣🤣🤣 6:26 no don’t blade the ring! 6:29 opp it came back 🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:01 Music note 📝 and🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:08 And where the hell is the eggs🎶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:50 oh is he going to sing 🎤 8:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 8:22 just bit into an orange” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:20 “why why did i fjduh 🤣🤣👍👍 9:24 just stop the music to stop feeling pain🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 12:05 just got jump scared by bugs🤣🤣🤣 14:38 didn’t even realize the fire just went on

[@autismgaming5311]

Hey crusty love the vids I’m getting a psvr for Christmas and am going to play surgeon simulatori sugest you play it

[@babaloo8252]

He has

[@kiritadoshi]

Just a fair warning, Psvr really only has game exclusive (oculus has their own slew of exclusives) to hold over other various systems. Imo a better choice would be the oculus quest. They are around the same price and the quest does not require a pc to play. There are credible links (as the website that has reported them have a history of leaking correct information regarding Oculus) that say an upgraded oculus quest is in full production this month (if I remember correctly, for sure this summer). If these leaks are in fact true then it might even be a good choice to wait until the VR system (most likely) releases around Christmas. I have used PSVR and an Oculus Rift S (the rift s is comparable to the oculus quest) and personally I would choose the oculus any day. There are various reasons but they boil down to the PlayStation systems limits and...what can only be described as general worser quality. So again I’d research a bit more (if you haven’t already) before deciding. PSVR has its own little corner in the VR world and that has its advantages (mostly on game exclusives) as well as its disadvantages.

[@absoluteboyo226]

Kirito Tadoshi yeah i’m going to save up for an oculus quest and i’m getting the 128 gigabyte one even tho apparently games don’t take up that much storage

[@chubster3271]

Autism Gaming get a oculus quest. its very good, no wires and no pc. rlly good.

[@chubster3271]

Shrek • 8 years ago get the 64 gb oculus quest. cause if you run out of storage you can just attach a hardrive to your headset and put your games into the hardrive. thats what i did and it worked well. i attached it to the back of the headset as it helps balance the headset. (the headset is slightly front-heavy)

[@ryanpettit1799]

9:22. Self-aware Crusty

[@mexicanbatman8157]

I Imagine the FBI has a file on him

[@marik2593]

Thanks so much for listening to your subs! You are awesome man, keep up the amazing work! Love your videos

[@QuiteIrony]

Ok cool I'll be there in the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans on it and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.

[@JosephJoestar-of3vm]

He sound like a modern-day jack Sparrow & murdoc from Gorillaz

[@ExesyYT]

First time watching him why does he sound like Johnny Depp 😂😂😂

[@pumaperfectgaming9654]

*I forgot he doesn't live in America. So when he said, "Just throw it on the street!" He meant it. It's not taboo. I forgot people throw things on the street other places. I- I have to si- wait. I'm already in bed. My heads spinning. I- what kind of horrors have I taken as comedy?! Why?! I just- can't.*

[@JACELYN_1524]

Why do I find crusty voice soothing- even after he screams curse words

[@Ultimate_Kars]

1:24 Crusty is a secret Sith confirmed.

[@Alexander10156]

My day went from worst to me, dying laughing😂😂😂

[@LostWolf911]

The moment when your trying to say something funny but you just can’t think of anything oh boy this is awkward

[@JackSilver1410]

Having trouble being funny? I can give you a hand.

[@LostWolf911]

Rj Peterson that would be great

[@Coelhone46]

litterally passed 1 second in the video and crusty already make me laugh

[@storyteller6348]

Gday

[@salty5364]

Rift Matrix congrats on you being first

[@salty5364]

Oh and I liked his comment

[@OakTreeAcorn]

Crusty's voice gives me the wolf from into the woods vibes and I'm loving it

[@LoganHarris-qb9fv]

Every like this comment gets is 1 sit-ups 😢

[@LoganHarris-qb9fv]

Plz give me a lot

[@MoneyGrab]

No, like beggar.

[@christopherbrown1452]

As we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor in this video stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoonful, nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language and reveals that he is indeed in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is so humorous and was put on the 2012 Epic Vine compilation playlist on KZbin.

[@ThatRobloxYoutuber101]

Anybody in 2024 ?

[@janeburgess5893]

Me

[@bigg-tasticbrothers1783]

Me

[@Mxario609]

Yep

[@Alexgame_oSurmava]

Yeah

[@aohneannoyes5620]

Me

[@CosmoTheCosmicBrownie]

"Have some meat to hold you in, he's dead inside"😂😂😂

[@ImKent]

The intro already told me this video will be 👌

[@peteshaw5007]

this channel makes me deal with life

[@Itz_Leah314]

9:38 “we get a free cake right” “uhh no” this had my dying 🤣

[@yeetknight5639]

Really appreciate youre work on the job