It's Surprisingly EASY to Kill an Old Person.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What do you think will KILL YOU in your golden years?

[@random_tourist6892]

Diabetes

[@ishi.i]

Tomato

[@sliporful]

Myself.

[@the_common_human2201]

Nothing. I will become immortal

[@malankyshanky9877]

A grenada in my anus

[@Fiyaball101]

Thanks Wizards. My grandpa watched this video and he laughed too hard and died. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

[@thefallen6272]

Hey don't feel to bad my grandma died from falling down the moom trying to get the cereal cup

[@TheCat_3]

Ah my grandma died because she heard the word l**yer from your comment, the emergency services said "it isn't possible to hear text so she just kinda turned to goo, happens more often then you'd think with old people, they mix things up a lot" so you will be hearing from my l**yers.

[@offmeta273]

My lawyers are Bing and Mexico

[@Dudenut2007]

L grandpa

[@Walter-Dodds]

@@offmeta273 you'll pay for them to get you money and you will end up paying them

[@johnnyslostlegs6125]

I love the touch that when herb finds out he was murdered it resolves his unfinished business and he fades out

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

We didn’t even think of that haha but hey thanks for the credit!

[@zero_gravity5861]

but he never found out who killed him?

[@saltygibus5746]

@@zero_gravity5861 He just wanted to know if he was dead. He got his answer.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

@@saltygibus5746 holy shit that’s it!

[@quithsturge3398]

I like to think he already accepted his death from natural causes but right at the last minute, he was already departing this realm when he noticed it wasn't natural. hence, yknow, "Oh FUCK!"

[@lostmarble540]

I've spent the last week building this elaborate trap with buckets and jelly donuts and bells, but you're telling me I could've just used a knife?

[@12BlackGuitar]

please i need to know how this suppose to work now

[@arandomperson1377]

@@12BlackGuitar you kick the bucket turn to ash Go into the jelly donut someone will eat it then a bit of jam mixed with ash will fall and ring the bell wich will blow up their heads like a tomato in a microwave

[@12BlackGuitar]

@@arandomperson1377 thank you I'm officially satisfied. *Turn to dust*

[@vardiganxpl1698]

Holy shit, ​@@12BlackGuitar just died

[@Kingdomheart41888]

The "Oh Fuck!" at the end killed my whole family XD

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

We are SO sorry 😔

[@randomsimpson]

@@Wizards_with_Guns It's cool. I knew them. They were all old, so it was super easy. His uncle coughed up a lung, and it exploded in a blast of cancerous tumors like a fuckin' claymore mine, taking out everyone within a 10-foot radius.

[@claytalian9091]

The laughs in between deaths was the icing on the cake for this skit. 🤣

[@mrahzzz]

FUN FACT. Did you know, Harold broke his toe when he kicked the bucket? Yep. And that's the scene they used in the final cut.

[@eisgnom7383]

Ah, the one LOTR-movie fun fact

[@Eidenhoek]

@@eisgnom7383 ONE? What about the dagger throw that was apparently legit?

[@JM-yg1kz]

​@@Eidenhoek no the throw wasn't legit it's just the dude throwing it fucked up and almost hit Viggo in the face, thankfully Viggo blends into his roles so well he was able to naturally block the Dagger with his sword

[@Frostile]

​@JM-yg1kz I'm sorry are you saying that blending into your role as an actor gives you the skills of the character? Are you stupid?

[@MrDaDaDah]

Lmao! The makeup and and voices are on point. You really nailed the 'almost a corpse' look

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Mitch actually took his makeup off for this one

[@tepami]

@@Wizards_with_Guns Well. He really nailed the look!

[@lukaza1261]

"harold kicked the bucket" "oh- how did he die?" "he kicked the bucket. thats how he died. it literally disintigrated him"

[@jimothyjimone]

The way they can barely contain their laughter has me convinced that they were making all these deaths up on the spot.

[@epicgamer7790]

God this was hilarious. The “He f**king drowned” line was just something else. Good shit

[@marcelinemaeeye]

"She thought a glue stick was chapstick and now she's with jesus" Most underrated line in the skit

[@beanaeb1235]

“He tried to push a pull door and broke himself in half” was my favorite

[@eu4um]

That plot twist was amazing, and Mike breaking character was fucking hilarious.

[@shorlock]

That ending was awsome and i loved the rollercoaster scene😂 "suicide is never the answer"

[@leahrice5827]

0:28 "I'll ask him..." *bones cracking* "He-" "What" "-rb" "what do you want" the comedic timing was gold made me laugh so hard

[@TQS2696]

"He took a bite and fuck*ng drowned!" 😂

[@dawsontrobaugh6036]

You hear Gary died? He was walking in his house and stubbed his toe. His bones shattered and sliced the inside of his body. At least he's in a better place now.

[@TheCat_3]

"Heaven?" Oh no he went straight to hell but he lived in Detroit.

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

guess hell is better tha Detroit so good for him@@TheCat_3

[@bobbobson6290]

@@TheCat_3 so, he doesn't need to acclimate?

[@BlairCarlyle]

For every five lives hibachi saves, it takes one. Don had to go.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

The hard reality that keeps the universe in balance

[@krypticviper1613]

@@Wizards_with_Guns it’s crazy how much your channel has grown I came here not long ago and saw you had 25k I came back like a week later and you have 50k or so and now you have like 60 not to mention that I will look at your video expect not to laugh and you somehow make it funny

[@rebeccarisk1772]

For crying out loud, you guys 😂 Gramma Frank is the only one who doesn't find the death of all those other old people hilarious, apparently 😂

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

thats because she has lost her humor with on going dementia

[@pinecone_archive400]

The periodic laughs in between 😂

[@apollofell3925]

Love the foley work in this one

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thank you for noticing!

[@brandoncoday2393]

That make-up is on point, guys!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thank you!

[@B_atur]

this was not the right notification to get while showing my grandma something on my phone

[@TheCat_3]

Especially bad when you were showing her that the life insurance policy was finalized

[@bobbobson6290]

I hope she didn't break herself in half.

[@DerrisDerrison]

I love that you keep in when you break character, it just makes the video that much better, You guys are great xx

[@Phreemunny]

The popping joints every time one of them moved was the chefs kiss!

[@dexterthekitteh]

1:07 “we'll send a casserole”

[@akhileshponna2900]

You guys are beyond funny. I am befuddled why you don’t have more subscribers

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

No sweat, we’re just grateful for the following he have!

[@grammar_shark]

@@Wizards_with_Guns *we

[@NathanGrosse]

Makeup is on point, my dudes! This is one of my favorite sketches in a while.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks man!

[@mrahzzz]

Seriously. Simultaneously horrifying and impressively on point. Waiting on Grandma Frank to drop her daily makeup routine...

[@2percentright]

Pushed a pull door and broke in half. Holy shit I laughed hard

[@sw33tmachine]

Mitch smiling at 1:49 always kills me😂

[@mrahzzz]

Ah, the Shyamalan twist. Definitely got a bidet ad after this video. KZbin what are you trying to communicate to me...?! D:

[@cornpopwasabaddude4188]

Neat little twist there

[@razechaos3489]

She thought a glue stick was chapstick. Shit.

[@chandlermcglothin483]

The make up artist did solid af

[@erikreber3695]

I love that you kept the character breaking out takes in. That's the true magic of Mad TV, who's line, Saturday night live, and sketching in general... 🎉

[@LemonLimeSkull]

ITS ALWAYS THE ENDINGS

[@sweetgherkinz]

1:36 LOL

[@GetRkt948]

They jelly donut death was my favorite

[@userrasputin5883]

Love the view at the beginning of the video!

[@CLC_]

WHY ARE YALLS MAKEUP SKILLS SO GOOD

[@K4g4m1]

I love that you are breaking character so much in this one.

[@justanothertrucker7856]

Whoever did the makeup did great!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Hey thanks!

[@al_sprays_paint8669]

The makeup is on point

[@praetorjaeger]

Thanks for the tips, the inheritance money will be mine now

[@Jay-Z-h7e]

My grandpa died I never got time to spent his last days because I was in a different Country I still miss him

[@DavidADII]

That OH FUCK at the end LOL

[@christopherbuckley11]

00:51 Yeah, she thought a glue stick was chap stick and now she’s with Jesus … Shit

[@MrWebbeth]

I laughed at nearly every line in this one great stuff

[@Achw3l]

I'm once again stunned by your creativity and ability to fuck up my funnybone to oblivion. Great work as always

[@WyattfightsBear]

I truly just went to my great grandfathers funeral

[@padfoot6615]

Pushed a pull door and snapped himself in half 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sevendax5745]

Cynthia is if Norma Bates was put someplace

[@meshavillar]

Looks like you guys had a lot of fun with this one. I love it 😂💕

[@TheLonelyGamer_17]

Old people seeing the title and thumbnail: 👁️👄👁️

[@emeros8631]

I initially only knew about the highlights channel and I was so confused but still liked the content

[@Me-wx1mt]

1:45 this jelly donut bit but also the cut to mitch trying not to break is killing by me

[@oldmanonyoutube]

I will tell you how my own dear family would react to a loved one about to pass away. "Can I have your stuff?" It even makes me shed a tear to this day.

[@noahsnation2433]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

[@dwiski]

That makeup looking like that king crimson album

[@Fiyaball101]

Kill and Old them? That’s crazzzzzzy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

so crazy it just might work

[@availableusername9101]

Kudos to the makeup artist!

[@germanc97-o6i]

I cant wait for you guys to explode. I am a huge fan of your videos, love your humor!

[@pwnmeisterage]

Are they all wearing engineering rings? That explains the D&D, morbid comedy, bizarre skits, and 7.314 / 10 nerdiness.

[@Dumdumsoup]

never thought i would red that scentance before

[@lanededominicis6068]

Everything you make is gold!

[@DoctorSparta]

Amazing work. One of my favorites

[@jevanthompson9979]

Brilliant as always guys, these videos never fail to put a smile on my face!

[@gumbythicc]

That "Oh F@CK!!" At the end got me

[@mrflamram9966]

This whole video was hilarious but my favorite was the first one he pushed a pull door and split himself in half

[@lazycat7552]

I like how we can see the camera sometime

[@DASBIGUN]

you guys cracking is hilarious

[@pallukun]

i thought ronald died because he said tomato too loud

[@Scarfy101]

i felt that "oh fuck" at a resonating level

[@marving3149]

The tomato got to him

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

it comes for us all 😔

[@Elizahteb]

First Edit: your old voices and outfits are definitely on point!

[@comedyman7229]

No bitches

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks 🤙🏻

[@4hourslater460]

“Are a jelly donut and fucking drown” got me

[@Flakester]

Lol the laugh that almost escaped when talking about the bidet.

[@ChromePyramid]

The random character breaks and the "oh fuck" really made this one

[@ahrifangirl]

thought the middle guy had actually died with the cause of death "said the word 'tomato' while having a frail old body"

[@barcher513]

Honestly the funniest skit I’ve seen in a while 😂😂😂😂

[@TylerN95]

bruh I saw that thumbnail and was like "yo WWG got fuckin MADEA?!" your makeup artist killed it btw also when you're 80 can you make this same sketch but in young makeup plz

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

It’s in our calendars

[@sanic0718]

When herb says oh fuck in that old man voice I die

[@Solid_Hank]

Y'all are legit good actors

[@MooMyLawn]

When I get to be that old I'll have to watch out for murderous tomatoes

[@randomsimpson]

I keep having to rewind because I'm laughing too hard to hear how the next person died. This is going to take forever, and I'm probably going to grow old and die watching this video.

[@willpayne1698]

The editiong and timing was spot on

[@Azzaroth]

Am I dead? No. Damn. Damn if that isn't relatable.

[@VirtualOvertime]

I saw that misspelled title.. *you can't hide...*

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

no… PLEASE

[@ericnunya]

this is comedy fucking gold lmao

[@noe_cortez]

The Emperor was here

[@Maltatata]

The emperor!

[@THATGuy5654]

This put me in actual fear of death. I thought I was going to have a stroke, I was laughing so hard.

[@jamesoclaire4512]

That slice of gum line was such a groaner; love that shit. EDIT it got stupider one of the best yet

[@Hesh_Mast]

“He tried to push a pull cart” had me screaming😂

[@shoestringVA]

This was taken directly from the Wizards walking around the state asking people about their grandparents

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

So many beautiful and inspiring stories

[@The3rdFist]

You guys have the best last second twists XD

[@Akumagold]

watching you guys break makes me laugh so hard.

[@jordanjordan124]

Yeah back in my day grandma died from eating too many goat eggs.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

The silent killer

[@FarewellChorus]

I appreciate this deleted scene from the music video for Who Knew by You Won't.

[@littlecreature5182]

Another banger from these heavily armed magically inclined comedians

[@kingfratellone1132]

I love your guys’ videos they are absolutely hilarious keep up the amazing work