it's time for GENOCIDE (Minecraft Storymode Season 1 Episode 1)

down with lukas
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[@Technoblade]

MINECRAFT STORYMODE PLAYLIST kzbin.info/aero/PLQSoWXSpjA3-D9wzIr3ZMN-BwDO938FO9

[@nameunknown5106]

Did you comment this because you noticed the algorithm brought people back here?

[@nosala1618]

It's like you knew I was watching this for the 7th time

[@madisonascencio2474]

XP this is so olddd

[@Sohlstyce]

did you put this here because algorithm was helping this video? also you are supposed to be sleeping. what a gamer

[@kristinetsse6935]

The Blood god knows where the People is at😂😂😂😂🤣❤️

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

Manga: Techno Anime: Techno in animatics Netflix Adaptation: Reuben

[@kassiaactuallydraws9361]

The fact that Story Mode was in Netflix for a while makes this better

[@elsie_draw1643]

@@kassiaactuallydraws9361 lol I played it in netflix

[@samuelanderson1672]

@@kassiaactuallydraws9361 its still here, i think

[@ultimate9057]

@@samuelanderson1672 I can confirm that it is still on netflix

[@crank102]

I played the game on in sw

[@tammyriggins3717]

Characters in this game: *literally speak anything* Technoblade: KILL HIM WITH FIREEEE

[@mischievousmarker6616]

472 likes and no replies...

[@MmMm-cr9yn]

Lol to Tammy, and Freezing.

[@JakeHappendUnfortunately]

Find a sharp object to stab him in the face with! - Sun Zu the art of war

[@oyunseviyom]

Stab him

[@hisakok.8762]

I like how techno is so violent but kid friendly and doesn’t curse

[@iampotatohead]

yeah, i miss him

[@tazinboor3913]

@@iampotatoheadYou probably shouldn’t, because as we all know, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@HopeThisworks-zj3er]

@@tazinboor3913yoooo

[@tazinboor3913]

@@HopeThisworks-zj3er What?

[@meltedchees]

​@@tazinboor3913he said "yoooo"

[@disguisedcyclops4593]

I like how lucas is the only reasonable person in the group, and yet he's the punching bag of this series.

[@penginguy2177]

lucas is not "reasonable" he never will be.

[@abicadabi7102]

he's just the dude who wants to be friends with everybody.... that usually doesn't end well

[@Alkrawn]

YES. THANK YOU! @@penginguy2177

[@Shadownoodles]

idk lucas took a turn for the better. I like him

[@lilin5485]

“What do you dispense, little boy?” "Death."

[@nellesalinas2261]

*snort*

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

He is fire, he is...death!

[@franetjackson8072]

* Calls Reuben Technoblade * Reuben: * Dies * *Wait, that's illegal*

[@haydenweaver87]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gracema9798]

it's spelled reuben just to be clear

[@franetjackson8072]

@@gracema9798 oh ok thank you:)

[@loloepvp798]

Stop spoilin

[@ppsnatcher2898]

loloe pvp this game released 5 years ago

[@acrocodile1257]

Traditional for me to come back and watch this legend every once in a while.

[@madelinebowen2527]

Same man

[@thatonedawg8002]

Ok

[@sjkingtet]

Absolutely

[@unarmedguy]

Man of culture

[@mjlnirswrath9782]

Factual.

[@Boydman]

Four years ago and Gabriel the warrior already had netherite armor with diamond armor trim. Story mode was before its time.

[@Pigz_AndIAmSuperiorInEveryWay]

They predicted the future of Minecraft 🤣

[@meltedchees]

Don't you mean ahead of it's time

[@Boydman]

@@meltedchees prob lol not my first language

[@Lukious56]

The game came out like 7 years ago

[@Boydman]

@@Lukious56 ye but the vid was 4 years old when I made the comment didn’t really bother to do any research it’s just an observation.

[@kewll]

“More needless violence, it solves nothi-“ techo: “STAB HIM”

[@speccygoblin1884]

techo

[@chricyan778]

he edited it but its still techo

[@cry9504]

Techno get it right u dumb butch

[@notlol1]

Whos techo

[@ohfridge1540]

joe mama

[@JoeyTM]

"Why is my character so antisocial?" "I dont want to talk to any of these people"

[@sophiasmith1640]

Me at home: "Why am I so antiscial?" Me when I go out in public: I don't walk to talk to any of these people."

[@TheJinx64]

@@sophiasmith1640 edgy

[@thisisagoodname3974]

@@TheJinx64 ehh not sure if i would say thats edgy /:

[@kaancii5448]

@@TheJinx64 edgy means mean

[@thisisagoodname3974]

@@kaancii5448 Not in slang. It is usually used to describe someone trying to be badass or dark. Like, someone trying too hard to be a cool anime character with a dark backstory.

[@vash..]

This is legitimately a huge comfort series for me and I never get bored of it everytime I decide to binge it. When Technoblade was bullying Lucas for freezing, I started laughing and legitimately thought, 'I love techno's playthroughs,, I can't wait for any new-' before stopping myself and almost tearing up. It hurts to know there won't be anything new like this but holy heck he has been such an idol and a king to us all. I love his content and I will never forget him. Rest in peace, Technoblade.

[@Surrealisticlife]

That’s sounds so shitty just to be enjoying this and then remember he died..

[@vash..]

@@Surrealisticlife Wait, it's shitty to miss Technoblade..?? As a fan of him, it's impossible to not remember when I'm watching and enjoying his content. Not sure what you're trying to say, but it's valid to have feelings and cry because one of your favourite content creators passed away.

[@smartyboyy95]

Same experience

[@perlahernandez4276]

At first I didn't watch techno that much like barely but once I got bored and remembered the minecraft Chanel my brother showed me I checked and saw the " so long nerds" I thought maybe he's taking a break then I started to watch I and didn't believe it at first then I had to go to sleep not finishing the video I wake up remember the vid and click on it imitately I start to tear up and feel kind of stupid because I didn't watch him a lot but right after that video I felt the urge ro see his other videos when watching them I started to cry and at that time I finally caught up to streams and wished that I could have watched one of his streams live

[@bedrockboi218]

@@vash.. I think he meant the experience of enjoying Technosl's videos and then remembering he's dead suks, not that your feelings are shitty.

[@anonymousaxolotl]

This is my favorite technoblade series. Yes its dumb but its pure, unfiltered technoblade, and its a guilty pleasure for me. Rest in peace king

[@dragonlordplays7152]

Same for me man, one of my favorites to watch, glad to see more people who appreciate it

[@kimberly.z]

oh me too omg. So, so glad to find someone who revels in this entertaining idiocy the same way

[@korehais]

x4

[@WillHelm236]

Used to watch this while eating dark chocolate in my basement along with his bannerlord streams definitely some of my favorites

[@korehais]

@@WillHelm236 youre so real his bannerlord streams were top tier

[@bcmart2112]

"Leave Lukas you losers" - Sun Tzu The Art Of War

[@arlo9754]

yes

[@asacocovirus981]

"Stab him" -Sun Tzu The Art Of War

[@lunietoonies]

“I didn’t tell them to say canada” -Sun Tzu The Art Of War

[@advaithbiju582]

there are too many fake quotes of me im swear -Sun Tzu The Art Of War

[@kookie589]

Jimin

[@mxstrikk]

Ivor: Makes a wither at a Minecraft Festival Techno: Makes a wither at a Minecraft Festival

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

No,Techno WAS the Wither

[@craz5326]

@@Generic_Gaming_Channel in the dream SMP

[@jordancote7734]

coincidence i think not

[@minhphan435]

Its a wither storm

[@NightGD]

He has become the very thing he swore to destroy

[@andyhuang3266]

"Nothing built can last forever, And every legend no matter how great, fades with time." Nooo, we won't do that to u techno. Techno never dies

[@Abedv4fggrrgdggfdfxvd]

those words are true though

[@defireleaf]

I'd give it 270 years (9 generations, 30 years being 1 generation) for people to forget who techo was because at that point all of us would be dead and I'm not sure if his legacy will continue. There may be some people who would remember him, but that being said, 270 years is a long time, and you never know what might happen with youtube or the world.

[@defireleaf]

​@@Abedv4fggrrgdggfdfxvd yep

[@andyhuang3266]

@@defireleaf I'd give it 120 years, youtube might be too full for people to find his videos and stuff

[@Cytrexss]

I know its sad, but we will *eventually forget about Technoblade* nothing lasts forever, and while this may be sad the only thing we can do is sit back and remember him as great as we can.

[@ruffledwings]

"Nothing built can last forever." It was just the beginning of an old game, but it hits you hard when you look back on Techno's channel. Over the years, a huge fanbase around a creator doing what he loved was built. New fans, new content, live, joyful chat between a legend and his chat...it hurts that it didn't last forever. Technoblade was taken from us far too soon, even now, months after his passing, I can't hold back my tears when I revisit this channel. Though still, I am happy the channel is still here. A treasure trove of memories for us all to return to, where we can laugh and smile like before. Rest well, king. Us nerds will keep your legacy alive.

[@Freakfamily4Life]

I totally agree with this comment.

[@the_dude23]

Technoblade will NEVER get old... :(

[@ConfusionUwU]

@@the_dude23 I'm sorry that that is true, but figuratively and literally

[@420roachdoggjr]

I like how Petra literally summoned and killed a wither to give the nether star to the Ocelots but when faced with soul sand and three wither skulls she has no idea what's going on.

[@sparecreeper1580]

Or she brought it from someone else...

[@Magma-vs1uq]

Well to be fair it did have a command block in the middle

[@howtomakeagood1721]

She traded it for something obviously because she is like basically a miner she traded someone to trade him

[@yeetyeet3534]

Thing is the one there was made with a command block so it was different from a normal wither

[@generalburger4213]

That's what I like to call *plot.*

[@troytheboy6609]

"Hey Petra thanks for that nether star" Technoblade won't remember that

[@juliane75]

I dont get it...

[@DragonGirl-cj1iy]

Juliane Bugal it’s one of the achievement names

[@buerningsage6096]

Should've used *this*

[@madisnzz]

For those who don’t get it Lucas said that when they made the beacon and Techno thought they got it later.

[@tangerine1928]

BUT WHERE DID PETRA GET A NETHER STAR

[@nym3228]

going back to my roots from a couple years ago and using this as background noise as i fall asleep. i dont comment much but ive been a silent fan for years. rest in power Technoblade.

[@bigster5786]

I get ya. I never put out'a comment ever, but now I do, and I do this thing where I watch a KZbinr I like, but I don't subscribe, nor turn on notifications. It's very weird of me.

[@jestice_07]

Decided to watch the stream for some fun, I heard his voice, and all the memories came flooding back. His laugh, his lore, his personality, just... him. He managed to make so many people feel loved and accepted by being himself. I told my dad about his death the day the video was uploaded and he told me this: Some people live 100 years and change almost nothing, but the fact that he got a less than quarter of that and changed the lives of so many is incredible.

[@ruinthuessia1078]

W Dad

[@floratian6293]

Techno: a collector of wither skulls? couldn't be me *well that didn't age well*

[@kalleyoakley7364]

lol

[@parasocialy]

Spoilers for dream smp _flashbacks to what happened to l'manburg_

[@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210]

@@parasocialy 🦀L'MANBURG'S GONE POGGGGGG 🦀

[@qgent2850]

@@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210 Ew u probably like dream

[@PillowWantsSleep]

@@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210 me personally I cant decide how I feel about it lmao-

[@wideboi5892]

Love how he keeps Lucas around just to abuse him

[@seineevee]

Lol

[@Snowstorm...]

It's even better when Lukas is literally the only normal character in the entire game

[@beedoesthings8037]

Snowstorm Honestly Lucas is the only likable character in my opinion

[@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22]

as being someone named Lucas, i dunno if i should feel offended or laugh,

[@literallyjuststairs6765]

My name is Lucas and I love techno (no homo) so this physically hurt to read

[@flamingpaxtsc]

This is the best series on KZbin. I watch this whenever I feel bored. I wished that Telltale would come back just so Techno could play Season 3, but that’s no longer possible… Rest in pigs, Technoblade 👑🐷

[@sniper8560]

I doubt a season 3 would release either way

[@RibbitRibbit721]

It'd be funny that techno would be the final boss and he'd be almost invincible

[@ellieberg633]

“They’re gonna fight the Ender Dragon. But how will they do it without a steering wheel? Impossible!” Lol I can’t believe it took me so long to watch this series

[@kaja3932]

Things Techno Predicted Early: - The first choice in the game affects the end - The Wither Storm follows the amulet

[@madazzahatter9257]

the building choice?

[@quarfftizflint]

Dont forget the last slimeball

[@crabby4911]

Wich choice was that

[@annonomeece6443]

Lisak FoxArmy I’m pretty sure that it’s the zombie chicken question

[@Sleep539]

Annono Meece yeah but it’s pretty dumb I don’t see how it would affect the end

[@saltedquackers5264]

Jesse: I just wanted to win the build competition. Technoblade: I MUST KILL THEM ALL

[@lively2774]

Maxwell MacDougall best conscious ever

[@BigSmokeTF2]

I didn't say that Lol my name's Jesse xd

[@Nugcon]

Y e s

[@thegooseking818]

He needs da free coins

[@randon19yearold]

Someone needs to show this video to his therapist

[@Cubane0]

technos vods are probably the only ones that i can actually watch without skipping anything

[@abloxer7256]

yeah like I cant even watch a ten minute video without skipping parts.

[@an3_omx]

@@abloxer7256 how’s your attention span doing now?

[@abloxer7256]

@@an3_omx still bad

[@an3_omx]

@@abloxer7256 awh

[@thequietkid3596]

No-one can pass Techno's gold comedy, can't believe it's been an year already.

[@TyranGamingYT]

Bro Techno made Storymode actually enjoyable

[@thenecromancer177]

Yes

[@RibbitRibbit721]

Story mode was enjoyable enough for me at least. Technoblade made it 180000000000000000x better though

[@lettuce6321]

Techno’s problem solving skill “Just stab him! Kill him! Get that crit!”

[@Squingis]

Nerd

[@landmanp3274]

@@Squingis Nerd

[@Daniel-co3je]

Nerd

[@ow_chie]

*no u*

[@Argus10q]

Lettuce nerd

[@veridescent7392]

“Kill Axel, we’ll get more food out of it” *Ruben has left the chat*

[@misha8227]

No Ruben is technoblade

[@baru5722]

webmaster- Ruben has left the chatroom

[@arsensoccks2668]

Man I used to fall asleep watching these vods, I really miss him

[@SuS_aLeX]

I miss him too man

[@magshdz]

Me three :’(

[@RibbitRibbit721]

I purposely put these on to sleep

[@Thatoneguy49201]

I watched these specifically to go to sleep like these were my go to sleep vids fr shits fire

[@E-LAX]

As much as techno dissed the epic dialogue in this, this is still one of my comfort series. I would always put it on in the background when playing video games and going to sleep and techno talking through this game made me laugh a bunch of times so thank you techno. Thank you for being you and making so many people laugh. rests easy king

[@doubt2022]

if technoblade wrote the script for minecraft story mode: "i'm gonna stab all my enemies and sacrifice everyone, but not ruben, to defeat the wither and commit the massive genocide"

[@Cynwale]

And start a potato farm with the bone meal of the people I killed.

[@stawolf823]

@@Cynwale and enslave squids to work the potato farm

[@johnpringlespringle1655]

And I shall start a new religion named “blood for the blood god”

[@googlgogs14]

@@johnpringlespringle1655 and have a raccoon boy sitting in the bottom of my household stealing my shit

[@googlgogs14]

@@ghosty8239 yOuR bRoThEr iS tOmMyInNiT tHeN sIs

[@raddish72]

The voice actor for Axel constantly sounds like he's recording his lines from home and it's like 2 am and he's trying not to wake up everyone in his house

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

LOL YES!!!!

[@dikephobia]

That's what makes him so lovable, to be frank.

[@personguy3885]

fits his character pretty well

[@atg4eva]

I like to imagine that in this situation Techno is that one part of everyone's brain telling them 24/7 to commit great war crimes.

[@Ahhcommitment]

YASSS

[@potatoisalwayshere]

fr

[@Sharad0_0]

This is the 3rd time i am watching minecraft story mod and now its with the commentry of my favourite youtuber i miss you techno

[@Powerloops6]

This is my second time and I forgot this was even a game I just want them to release a part three to the game

[@sunfirecats12]

​@@Powerloops6sadly the company behind the game closed down

[@bennygnay9365]

I watch this while going to sleep, I find it awfully calming to hear a murder's perspective of later mass genocide and how he got there.

[@alicej9692]

Didnt everyone watch this at night doe

[@hellothere5557]

Glad I’m not alone

[@Gamer-cb6yg]

The Commenter *Time zones*

[@caramellatte1828]

The Commenter *me watching this at night right now:* o.o

[@cr3at1ve-nam3]

YEah i agree

[@greengachastudios7405]

other people’s donations: “I love your content! you’re the best.” techno’s: “why aren’t you using a steering wheel.”

[@gayclown69]

Those are the types of fans I wish to have

[@pooer382]

and "Q"

[@RebelDaGeneral]

UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL

[@alessaandraishii6629]

LOL ikr hahaha

[@spiralbeast8375]

Looll lol lmao you are legendery

[@themeraldsword1630]

Technoblade: * interacts with any character* "kill him!"

[@Kayla-Aphrodite-cabin]

YES

[@FieryGhast]

*Lukas enters the chat*

[@Eltaitaluri_14]

Even though he's gone he will always be the best

[@unlistedash4732]

❤😢

[@madelinebowen2527]

Agrreeeeed

[@Gloopygoobert]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@JayFiCreator]

Finally, someone who understands my problem with this guy!

[@matthewwestman1277]

Always

[@GallaxLoL]

Normal gamers - *reads dialogue properly and normally plays the game* Technoblade - *STAB HIM*

[@darkhydra2404]

This could not be more accurate

[@thegooseking818]

I mean it’s free coins

[@jamesisonthepiano8006]

PVP PVP

[@myrmesuwu607]

Normal gamers: I play hypixel Technoblade: I stab kids to get money

[@adeadminecraftchannel9439]

That's what makes him special

[@kerfufflepuff]

everybody else playing mcsm: *makes good decisions* techno: *silence or violence*

[@taylorjones8873]

My new favorite phrase

[@Demian1]

@@taylorjones8873 same

[@baconz_channel771]

“What are we doing? Killing asgore?”

[@abicadabi7102]

Two great pigs. Two sad deaths. RIP the best minecraft pigs in the world

[@Spadedal_21]

This comment>>>>

[@abicadabi7102]

@@Spadedal_21 thanks ❤️❤️

[@YungAhamkara]

99% of the entire comentary: "Kill him!" "Stab him!" "Genocide!" "Kill Lukas!"

[@sheevpalpatine5595]

The start was 50% kill aiden

[@TheJinx64]

copied

[@darkwolf807]

bruh the comment below you is the exact one you copied from

[@attackdfg]

why does your comment have '911' likes are the people who liked this trying to tell you something

[@YungAhamkara]

@@attackdfg there are no accidents

[@Ironicuss]

Giant wither storm appears destroying everything: Technoblade: “at least there’s no conceivable way Lucas is still alive.”

[@lostisfound5130]

Lucas: proceeds to survive

[@acunoinqarmakami5882]

@@lostisfound5130Technoblade: *Audible angriness*

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@acunoinqarmakami5882 Technoblade to Lukas:"B*tch how dare you still live"

[@msmendenilla]

@@alinastanescu4430 except without the b word. stay pg.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

I spat out my drink at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nightshade-gx8ye]

43:20 "I swear if we have to rely on Lukas..." Lukas: Shows up

[@user-ok2xi6vn5u]

I love how, for once, Techno is the voice in someone’s head

[@ddbullshat8334]

they should have let the player choose a personality and put stuff like “kind and hard-working” “reckless and caring” and then “technoblade” where all the choices are stab

[@skyphire]

yes. just yes.

[@JakeHappendUnfortunately]

So should we do creeper or enderman? Techno: *STAB*

[@IceInTheSoda]

The disaster would have never happened if everyone was stabbed.

[@Adam-to7hv]

not a good idea they would need to program way more work they wouldn't be able to do that

[@elsie_draw1643]

@@JakeHappendUnfortunately I FEEL. STABBY.

[@frootjuice6369]

“Nothing built can last forever” My good sir have you heard of a thing called world backups

[@beepk_]

and bedrock

[@luigimaxwell8946]

have you heard of a thing called Technoblades Content?

[@thisisaprettylongname]

Froot juice idk wtf that is it’s just something Ps:I’ve never played Minecraft

[@imlimpoism9260]

they dont play minecraft enough to know such logic

[@thisisaprettylongname]

@Jmaestro RL oh

[@ChargedBonsai98]

"Nothing built can last forever." Simple words. But they hurt so much. Rest in peace King, may your legacy never be forgotten.

[@BenevolenceBlack]

Why do I keep going back to this video after his passing? Because I miss him, and I want to keeping the ribbing of fans alive. Maybe he'll call us nerds from beyond the grave if this ancient, cringey, beautiful lets play gets enough attention. I just want him back, man...

[@cerealistired]

all of us do, its valid to feel the way that you do and i really hope hes having fun wherever he may be. its kind of stupid to think about but i always thought if there was an afterlife maybe some of his fans got to finally meet him there. r.i.p technoblade. we love you.

[@throwaway2602]

Lukas: being polite as ever Techno: Screw you

[@sarwatarannya8786]

maybe its his face

[@elsie_draw1643]

@@sarwatarannya8786 "maybe it's the way you dress"

[@lithify2320]

T - The O - Order O - Of T - The S - Stone

[@scrablse2613]

Toots

[@atsunome]

How is this comment so alive after a year?

[@MistressCrab]

TOOTS

[@user-dq8wi3nf2f]

Wow you hav wince toots

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

Roots?

[@RemanaOfficial]

"They're gonna fight the ender dragon... how are they gonna do that without a steering wheel??" Damn I love this guy.

[@grapo7779]

Petra “ im getting my Diamond or my wither skull” technoblade “ or we could get his skull” 💀💀💀

[@kingskraft72]

Jessie: literally just has an idea Techno: Or we could kill it

[@bacon3183]

I think that's the only plan technoblade can think of

[@martin-uf1gr]

@@bacon3183 *of course it is, it’s the GENOCIDE RUN*

[@tina-mj4ge]

💀💀

[@ilovecairns5181]

Jesse

[@Strikery]

Classic techno 😂

[@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS]

I love how the only point Techno has pure joy in his voice is when he figures out how to quit the game.

[@Feriorem]

Lmao

[@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS]

@@64Ziesingracing 1:41:20 Around here?

[@kyrosvinsmoke]

1k like is me

[@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS]

@@kyrosvinsmoke Whoa, I got a LOT more likes than I expected! ....Neat!~

[@quawey5703]

How I

[@TheCelestialChaosShow]

"They're going to beat the ender dragon! But can can they do it without a steering wheel? Impossible."

[@kalpanashravan1238]

This is my favorite series of technoblade bullying lukas and radar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kalpanashravan1238]

Technoblade never dies

[@myartjoruney3523]

It is just so entertaining. Its so cool how he makes bullying a virtual character entertaining. I wish I was this talented

[@caughtyoulackin69]

“Reuben, you have master’s division in skywars, YOU CAN BEAT A SKELETON!”

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

That's from Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@aa-sv4mq]

"We all have the greatest team synergy; we all hate each other." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Carter78]

Our mutual hatred for each other binds us together

[@spiralbeast8375]

Lol

[@lmankit]

☹️ this man was such a comfort to me and the first time I ever watched this series I was always so happy and excited and now I realize that I'll never be able to experience that feeling with new and refreshing feelings, but hey, Atleast I can look back and remember how happy and how much of an impact he's had on my life

[@LCGhero]

Bruh Gabriel had armor trims before they existed.

[@w.tbritishgamer2117]

Mind blown

[@anaccount4354]

“I’m either getting my diamond or my skull back.” oR wE cOuLd GeT hIs SkUlL

[@NathanTheMan]

Techno: can't Gabriel come with us? Also Techno: **chooses to not take gabriel**

[@roejogan8683]

*_gabriel will remember that_*

[@anti-dreamstansunited3391]

SIMP

[@Mattwreys]

Bad Diaper lol

[@dinoaurus1]

@@anti-dreamstansunited3391 HahHHahahHhaHah fUnnY Simp WorD

[@stephaniejones7634]

@@dinoaurus1 hehe simp word go brrr

[@AnaMaria-sm5xi]

Loved how he picked ellegard just to not be with axel 😂😂

[@SuS_aLeX]

I can’t sleep without listening to his voice, i miss him so much, fly high king 👑 ❤

[@rachelleredd8803]

Take a shot every time Techno wants a character's life to end. Edit: I tried this myself (with water cuz minor). I consumed about half a gallon of water during that 1:40:00, just taking a sip every time he wished death on someone. It actually wasn't as bad as I expected, but still wouldn't recommend it.

[@rotaryprism]

*dies in three minutes*

[@iceman7757]

Sorry i don't wanna DIE

[@literallytuvalu7171]

My friend is dead because of you >:(

[@sunshineplayz321]

I would but im under age and I would die no matter what i used-

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

You see,that would require gallons upon gallons of alcohol and I don't wanna be broke just yet

[@schmitin169]

Technoblade: "WTF YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SENT LIKE... ONE DUDE!!!" Also Technoblade: *Ignores the option to do just that.*

[@Sleep539]

Jordon Smith yeah but it doesn’t says that it said protect the build he also realized later. but it’s minecraft story mode not techno’s fault you would know that if your smart but sadly your not

[@schmitin169]

@@Sleep539 Imagine replying to a year old comment saying someone's not smart while simultaneously not making any sense. Must be tough.

[@tamtam1019]

Epic gamer moment

[@tjm1825]

@@Sleep539 Ironic

[@abidulmuhaiminrahbar]

@@Sleep539 You're a legend for replying dude

[@PiotrusGranie]

Damn I miss this guy. He was so funny and really seemed like a great guy.

[@Ebens_chill1]

Petra: one stick +2 stones equals a sword Technoblade: I know how to craft a sword thank you. Me: R.I.P. TechnoBlade

[@graveyard_mushroomz4823]

Techno blade: **talking about literally stabbing everyone he sees** Jesse: hell- Techno: *W O W*

[@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22]

time stamp pls

[@lumidotexe]

@@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 50:12

[@dazzle2008]

PG

[@Rxspy]

@@dazzle2008 d e m o n e t i s e d

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

Jesse: dam- Techno: *Le gasp*

[@luukvanvulpen]

1:22:37 Lucas: hey there is something over that way Olivia: what is it? Techno: it is a better game, let’s go! I’m dying, hands down best part😂

[@Sam-kg1sl]

LOL

[@moskel1677]

agreed!

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@Sinfol]

rewatching all this legend's streams having an amazing time ngl

[@Animboyexe]

hits different in 2024

[@brettitosburritos7148]

Techno: Everyone else should die except the pig The game: How bout we make the pig the only one that dies

[@deandewet1151]

XD KARMA

[@themuffincat]

Techno never dies

[@smart627]

@@kyledickens69 well it kinda is because he kinda wanted to kill everyone

[@Row_of_E]

This aged amazingly... I really hope it doesn't foreshadow anything edit (july 2022): I am so so sorry...

[@harshithmavuri9161]

@@Row_of_E bruh

[@eans-bay]

“What do you dispense, little guy?” d e a t h

[@rishil6491]

One of my favourite quote

[@lmankit]

I'm crying I miss you so much man you seriously helped me through the worst patches in my life and I'm forever greatful for that. Rest easy king. ❤

[@nickmillers1092]

It’s funny that everyone is coming back to these videos after 3 years

[@cannibalspecter523]

I feel like Technoblade is like Jesse's evil conscience telling him to kill everyone but the game acts like the good conscience

[@VPRENDER1]

If the game didnt do that, everyone would be dead lol

[@Lurker787]

alternate title: a pig tries to kill everyone in a pg game

[@jvaunpaul3286]

LMAO

[@blissbaker5200]

It's like Techno's chat telling him to kill everyone and everything during his peaceful phase.

[@sophiasmith1640]

Yes. This is incredibly acurate.

[@jackisback4873]

Nobody: Technoblade: Have you considered murder?

[@ronfrosty2152]

It always feels like everyone comes back around the same time

[@patchet315]

it fills me with a lot of happiness to see others come back to old videos for comfort. I love y'all, stay strong, and maybe drop kick some children while you're at it

[@trevdoesweirdthings]

With Techno gone, who else is going to drop kick small orphans. We must step up and obliterate them before they get too powerful

[@madelinebowen2527]

We love you too. I've dropped kicked many children 💜

[@hario7641]

This is the only place where you can say "drop kick a child" and not sound weird lol but I love you too man

[@SimplyBeingAnIdiot]

Time to dropkick my brother FOR TECHNO lol my brother actually approved of me kicking him for Techno

[@tattieverb265]

"Everyone knows not to mess with petra" The blade on his way to mess with petra:

[@Zethrazar]

"I'm about to end this girl's hole career'

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

@@Zethrazar yes hole 😎😎😎

[@Zethrazar]

@@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781 🗿

[@hi-lj8uu]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@beatup6676]

I have fallen for the oldest trick in the book once again, I have fallen asleep watching a completely different form of video entirely, and have waken up to technoblade playing minecraft story mode

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Best way to wake up lmao 🤣

[@judah4610]

Happens to me all the time

[@Wwerawpredictions]

I once woke up to shaggy screaming zoinks

[@thisisyes3973]

what you could do is put on the playlist and go to sleep watching techno mc story mode and then wake up watching techno mc story mode

[@chilingamer]

Same

[@myahuske9229]

I never thought I would be crying while listening to Techno play Minecraft storymode but here we are. RIP Techo you have brought so much joy to my life and many others. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!! 👑🐷🗡

[@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg]

1:19:20, so far no one mentioned how he technically predicted the ending of season 1

[@RX-eq7ye]

technoblade: "im not here to babysit 2 year olds, I'm here to kill everyone." LOL

[@nevergonnaupload]

Same thing.

[@skygard49]

He's here to kill the 2 year olds

[@kgoon4689]

“Have you ever seen a wither skull?” technoblade: hold my beer

[@Feriorem]

Do you mean hold my steering wheel

[@Feriorem]

Lmao

[@AinsleySunny]

Technoblade: You bet i did

[@zfaydogdu]

More than 1 stack

[@guyinasuit8078]

More like hold my 4 stacks of wither skulls

[@Freakfamily4Life]

Technoblade Never Dies. We may think he's dead, but he's still in our hearts

[@itskitt3237]

The main characters: We gotta make something that will get us high enough to break the chicken glass! Later, Axel: Literally lifts Jesse to the roof of a booth that is the height of the chicken glass

[@sidney-san6195]

Alternate title: Technoblade complains about being surrounded by idiots for 2 hours

[@jtiumproductions7629]

I'M SURRONDED BY IDIOTS

[@kittyplayz1480]

It’s pure pain for a vet player to be forced to play as a noob in an rpg

[@kyeblade06]

@@jtiumproductions7629 i thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and icecream

[@galaxythedragonshifter]

@@jtiumproductions7629 said Scar dramatically, raising a paw to his face. (im sorry, i couldent help putting that, xd)

[@a_spelly101]

"We make Lukas cut Ivor's head off to join the team." Tribal Initiation is great isn't it?

[@makyleighblount1721]

He is bullying my favorite characters 😫

[@Feriorem]

Lmao

[@RoxxyVillguarde]

I came back to this series to listen to, to relax, and I wound up remembering when I first learned of you Techno. It was the video of Dreams friend acting as the dragon and you and others trying to take em down. It was an ok vid at first, and thought the rest would be more of the same and alt-tabbed to my game. Then I heard your voice. Immediately I alt-tabbed back in. Just by the way you spoke I could tell you'd be my my brand of funny. I watched your portion of the video and found myself legit laughing and loving your sense of humour. After it was done, I went to your channel and found someone who would forever be one of my favorite people of all time. I'll admit, I've never been a fan of pvp stuff, and seeing some of your vids were pvp related stuff, I at first thought I wouldn't enjoy those ones very much, but damn your humour makes everything better. You'll forever be on my list of crazy cool, kind people who were taken too damned soon. Love you bud, and here's hoping you're in a better place now. You sure as duck deserve it

[@spidermanspiderman.]

i really miss him. its been nearly a year. a year, without this legend.

[@Chezmono]

47:17 "Looks like it used to be the basement." What if I told you... *It still is.*

[@taylantaskn4108]

H

[@420roachdoggjr]

I know they're the main characters, but can we talk about how a pixel-art creeper that shot fireworks stood a chance against a rainbow beacon?

[@user-wv5yt6qp5w]

True lol

[@teentraveler1790]

That's how it is in Building PvP on public servers. It's rigged because of other people's less refine tastes.

[@Dibdab9303]

ikr

[@teentraveler1790]

@Egg T They are eyecatching.

[@zetaswoop670]

IKR! That *NEVER* made sense to me

[@Muffinergames]

Ruben dying is kinda like technoblade : He died unexpectedly , everyone was sad , we got over it but not really