"It Won't Stop Squirting"

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[@chaelsonnen1]

Nick dialing his shenanigans to 11 when guests arrive. Guy was on fire that stream

[@mr.o8386]

listen guys, Nick just acts soy so that us actual soy men feel better about each other. If nick were to show us his true manly high T self then we'd all just line up to jump over a bridge cause we'd know we have no chance. Thankyou nick, for your service.

[@EDUADOELRIKO]

Copium

[@lazadum4313]

paid comment

[@acecarpenter502]

Oh you poor unfortunate soul

[@chazslater3465]

found Nicks alt

[@Clue44.]

us???

[@MemerMan]

Damn they’re hitting PogO combos in this one

[@Hoppitot]

is this the PogO WR?

[@adigocrazy5314]

i was the 69th like

[@karlsoriso2304]

real memerman PogU

[@claukhatib]

"thats a Rusell pancake right here", I swear nicks comedy is under rated

[@pumba2024]

Food actually looks bussin

[@michaelhall7453]

🤓

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Is it bussin or bussin bussin?

[@pusc.]

You look bussin

[@Sh0xYT]

fr fr bruh on a stack yo 😂

[@magix4152]

Thanks

[@missininaction3680]

As a Swiss, seeing other Swiss people outside of Switzerland is like hitting the lottery.

[@leancamo800]

Really? Why? We say the same here in Argentina. The one go can go outside the country are the lucky ones

[@Thomas_Porter]

@@leancamo800 lol

[@missininaction3680]

​@@leancamo800 That's not the same for us. The thing with European countries is that most of us have a small population so the chances of running into other people from our own country are really low. The case with Switzerland is a little bit different since we travel a lot, it's just that we're a low profile kind of people.

[@whuzzzup]

@@leancamo800 Switzerland is pretty much one of the richest countries in Europe.

[@nickcruz7434]

Nick and Malena make other couples argue with their arguing 😂😂😂😂

[@MrHesdan]

Either they were testing her to see if she's really into him or they were in disbelief Russell could pull that, they did some dirt to my boi ComedyRussell.

[@ovs4744]

Probably both

[@chrisblack__]

good acting

[@Finnishmanni]

i'm still in awe

[@okaton6559]

@@Finnishmanni why? Men with confidence pull.

[@future140]

@@okaton6559 didn’t learn this for a while but this is facts

[@MrCoolios12]

In this video, Nick farmed on average 1.27 PogOs per minute (20 PogOs / (15*60+47)*60)

[@danilopapais1464]

Nick and Russel were the OG Passport Bros, lol.

[@jonteguy]

Actor can be used for both female and male so her correcting you was actually wrong, you could've said actress as well but actor is for both so you were not wrong.

[@J15C]

Nick was on top of it this stream, he actually made me laugh out loud a few times

[@soledieairvideos5974]

Nick being the proud dad is so good

[@SuperWeedPower]

13:34 Nick holding the PogO with all he had but his smirk says it all

[@gameswithbob9762]

Luna motorboats Russle every Thursday

[@neocell710]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ThEHiTMaN01]

LOL

[@imthatguy7394]

y just on thursday?

[@rjoystick8995]

okay am I the only who actually thinks that malena is a good girlfriend and nick is a good boyfriend off stream?

[@CitiesOfAsh]

Yes

[@prmdmnd]

hopium

[@gangorca3647]

They have a script, if you watch them you're gonna start to notice certain words for specifics actions

[@thecourageousorange]

On stream it's a toxic relationship. but it's just for comedy so they probably have a good one irl. otherwise they wouldn't be able to keep it up.

[@omarmouhamed964]

You live with them?

[@dremiq6670]

this editor should get payed like 10x more just for the fucking pogo counting part

[@Oscar-qk6zh]

Nice alt account editor

[@dremiq6670]

@@Oscar-qk6zh lule v

[@treyvongafour7992]

Now I want a foreign gf

[@ChewysDynasty]

Lmao. Nick paces back and forth, lecturing chat like an old Asian dad with his hands behind his back

[@fozolegend4209]

russel gives us all hope

[@MrHjkl11]

These PogO counters really make this 10x funnier

[@danravv]

1:36 LMAO FUCKING CHAT. Nick joking about dating Malena 15 years ago then someone says "monkaW early access" I FUCKING CAN'T

[@Jobe-13]

Nick increasingly looks and acts like a middle-aged dad. They’re definitely planning on having kids soon.

[@xerone5733]

okay the second part is just weird

[@Dustaroo]

he want's kids she does not.

[@hyroto4117]

Clueless

[@Filtfan]

Yeah, Nick looks ready to give birth any second. lmao :D

[@adamj517]

@@xerone5733 how is that weird it’s an observation you have to be a leftist commy for someone to make a statement and for you to react like that.

[@karps1601]

That's a lot of pogo right there

[@a.s.2611]

If russel and nick can pull some good women then there's hope for the rest of us yet!!!

[@markwick11]

got money?

[@dr.dripton]

@@markwick11 : (

[@quinnquinnquinn215]

nicks kinda cute when hes slim tbh

[@leightonrud66]

Money. Nick isn't ugly per se. But he's really out of touch. Russell is FOUL. Obese, tiny ass head and piranha teeth. His gf deserves to have someone else not as disgusting touch her. They won't last. Trust me. Women like both. If you look OK and aren't weird you'll be fine. I've been with my wife 10years now. Telling you, she'd agree Russ is foul.

[@francisco5578]

dude, they have lots of fucking money.

[@Adohk]

Literally the only outro I stay for.

[@ThatsMySkill]

this has to be world record for most PogO's in one video.

[@huejassle3019]

How come i got so offended when nick said, "now thats a russell waffle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whateverdude1821]

that necklace and shirt tho, I know who's malena trying to make nick looked like LULW

[@WhatFormOfPowerIsThis]

pogo counter goes up when he thinks it hahahahah

[@BN-qv7wi]

I just took a painful shit

[@ZeroDarknezz]

So this proofs that nick's streams are really good for shitting. Thank you for the feedback, good sir.

[@WarRock12341]

poggers

[@sincerelyykayla]

proof😏

[@mtw231-]

same

[@dub7439]

If there is ever something comparable to a Hall of Fame for Twitch Nick and Malena deserve to be in it.

[@adelbertusrahardian]

Russel just peek into his future

[@kevinwilson4664]

Lmaooo i know that biscuit feeling

[@Charlie-ts6hq]

"I like the shirt" - chatter "people are being nice to me today" - nick "the only reason nick is wearing a vacation shirt is he's never worked a day in his life" - chatter "and then, just instantly gone the next second it was gone" - nick

[@Pellemain]

this dude fr said fishes

[@hamedmohammadzadeh8351]

im pretty sure nick set the PogO record this stream

[@MrPokeguy22]

Nick is fricken hilarious

[@aquaaqua5665]

love the uploads

[@thomasmaher9360]

This video should be titled "Nick acts like a dad"

[@h2thelocalidiot176]

"Swiss German" ah now it makes sense Kappa

[@Your_Friend259]

what a lovely family

[@-_-SpongeBob]

Beautiful! Beautiful work, Trevor 👏🏻 👏🏾 it's long,its funny,its brilliant

[@emil3015]

Is it you spongebob

[@trevorhakai3052]

@@emil3015 Nah just a black guy

[@-_-SpongeBob]

@@trevorhakai3052 Emil doesn't know that! 👀

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

0:30 GOBLIN MODE

[@nameundefined4317]

luna + malena and nick + russel is a really good fit lmfao just have two different couple shows one is cooking and russel can come up with a new one

[@nameundefined4317]

both couples should not fight nonstop but it can go back and forth lol

[@TheQuasimodoH]

Thanks for uploading

[@davidcampos2615]

Looking like a million bucks, Nick Polom. Another excellent video full of fantastic content. 😶👍

[@Paris-cj6it]

9:20 oohhhh so that's where all her anger comes from 💀 💀 💀

[@trevorhakai3052]

That's unfair though. She still reads at a 6th grade level

[@BTGMAX]

This has to be the funniest video ever

[@ratlobber]

nmpOld

[@nathanhollow7550]

Nick in that shirt looks like King-size Homer

[@growing42069]

At the end, they are becoming the same couple

[@GhostGamerBoss]

there's no shot russ bagged those my boy

[@alaszrar6202]

13:10 PogO streak x9

[@snoopyyy_23]

10:18 made me cry laughing 🤣😂 holy shit actual good one nicholas 🤣🤣

[@kriss_6165]

nick looks like corey in the house grown up in this video

[@gamingbyfaro6961]

I noticed Nick has been quoting Bane from The Dark Knight Rises recently

[@IISuzakuII]

The disadvantage vs privileged got me 😆

[@thedriver3052]

Nick is really sodas best friend

[@kirblue_896]

i called it

[@SpiderMan5958]

stuck in america, in america, in america aaah, stuck in america... YOU ARE MY QUEEEEENNN FOREVERR

[@cozyluis]

10:18 the funny

[@xternalsight]

There's times when you think someone is using someone for their money, and there's times when you know someone is using someone for their money 😂

[@leightonrud66]

Yessss, Russell is foul. Ugly pirahna teeth and man boobs. Not funny either

[@dmgh983]

Why tf has chat been unsynced for the past 3 vids? Lol

[@shravanbk2100]

Twitch testing new things and messing it up.

[@purevocals510]

Rusty with his hands on his hips like an Aunty

[@goburingoburin]

I keep seeing a gun but it’s just the camera set up

[@Razerfreak1]

malenas face is so easy to read. she is really bad in hiding her face expressions lol

[@licansen3331]

harry potter character coming in the house

[@js6618]

She don’t give af what russel likes to eat 🤣

[@itsanxietE]

Nick is my favorite man-baby tbh

[@ddg2424]

Does anyone else make their 3's from the bottom up?

[@icenova2467]

Why did Malena look so fucking evil in the beginning ? 😂

[@Flakka-]

This was a good stream

[@fiziktetrinet2330]

The juicer “a small streamer.” LULW

[@R1um244]

STUCK IN ANERICA

[@lb0433]

Jesus the PogO's were raining was this the most amount of PogO's in an nmplol video?

[@fancen]

thanks

[@tayyyarciko]

chat help me pls where is that title time line ?

[@ManBearPigLOL]

someone said edplol

[@quinnquinnquinn215]

how did russel pull that

[@localman799]

Nick actually is a creepy old man. Holy shit lmao

[@Rowy_]

ok

[@seebs_keeps_talking]

you're no better than people who watch reality TV for attempting to dissect what is literally an (on camera personality)

[@chazslater3465]

no doubt dude needs to dye his hair full on grey and do shots of prune juice with malena.

[@localman799]

Calm down guys lol take a deep breath it’s not that deep.

[@-_-SpongeBob]

9:18 OHHH Malena. You have your uses. But here, you're just... Hey why don't you go cut the chicken hmm ☺

[@ahhhyesthelitorusnaturesru5290]

She gon turn off the stream

[@beeken4885]

is this a new editor?

[@BasedBidoof]

Team taking over

[@rockydroproductionsproduct8939]

You telling me with the guy who's on tiny chats that's not me that someone else who is trap Hood

[@dimasfazlur5926]

did u send? 🤣🤣🤣

[@peanuspee9231]

my dogs name is luna

[@ItsYevrah]

Petition to stop the Nick harassment :)

[@AVD223]

shes funny and quick with the clapbacks

[@The_Broski721]

10:46 emote above “maya”?

[@imnotaracerr]

chat is out of sync but good video anyways

[@eastleebase11]

hey I dress like nick also! I got your back bro! I'll rock flippy floppies with shorts

[@turtleburglary1141]

12:23 she close af daaaammmn xD

[@Anakin_Ackerman]

Russell is a lucky mfer FR

[@Hi-Fitxt]

I got this recommended right...I have no context for any of this...I'm interested though

[@oftheHowl]

Idk Russell but I'd hope she's not just using him for clout. If an obese dude with man boobs can pull that, then it's proof humor is truly all you need

[@harlez0851]

PogO

[@i.g.n2trip684]

Malenas got a good life after she gets away from nick the future killer

[@jonmckaye]

What is this Jazz in the background?

[@brucewayne2184]

Where does Russ get his confidence from...?