The Best Show w/ Tom Scharpling: The 5 People You Want to Have Dinner with the Least

Originally aired June 19 2007.
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[@CoconutBuyer]

Tom predicts Fuller House at 6:52

[@RReynolds]

1. Joe Rogan 2. Bill Maher 3. Vince Russo 4. BakedAlaska (or Cernovich) 5. Ed Gein

[@jasonfifi]

i don't know who vince russo is, but those others are *the* *worst*

[@metascrawlmusic]

What that awful guy's name who's been calling recently? The one with the kazoo? I'd rather never eat again than have dinner with him.

[@RReynolds]

I'm not sure if we've ever gotten his real name. On the Best Show facebook page, people call him "Kenny Kazoo" or just "Kazoo Douche". I wouldn't want to eat with him, but I do find some enjoyment in his calls, just for the fire he brings out of Tom. Tom needs dragons to slay.

[@MrJohndoakes]

What about the "E-cigs for legs" guy?

[@patrickmcgovern1137]

If Russo was serving you dinner it'd be a swerve and you would end up with breakfast.

[@patrickmcgovern1137]

My mother, Mike Pence, Sargon, Kevin Smith, Dane Cook

[@fsyeah]

Ricky Gervais Bill Maher Joe Rogan Roseanne Barr Anthony Cumia

[@CleanFamilyVideos]

#1. Trevor Noah #2. Father John Misty #3. The Chainsmokers featuring Halsey #4. Lena Dunham #5. Sia while someone asks her about her mask thing.

[@JuanCarruyo]

1. Stalin 2. Keith Olbermann 3. Sting 4. PewDiePie 5. Paul Weller

[@MrJohndoakes]

Stalin was very charming when he met Churchill and FDR in Yalta and Tehran, he knew how to put on a good act when he needed something. Hitler was the ranting weirdo at meals, especially as the war dragged on. Keith Olbermann is easy to needle now that Russiagate has collapsed and Trump is still in office. Also, his Russophobia means that Stalin would scare him away. All the rest just stink in normal ways.

[@TeeAychEee]

1. Doug Benson 2. Tucker Carlson 3. Lena Dunham 4. Don Henley 5. Pierre McGuire

[@shadow0545]

R. Reynolds, ya did it again.

[@AMarquise80]

1. Kelsey Grammer 2. Morton Downey Jr. 3. Corey Feldman 4. Spencer Pratt 5. Nancy Grace

[@donniebobb74]

Gray Matter Nancy Grace

[@freelance_commie]

Ben Shitpiro, Tucker Carlson, Mike Cernovich, Bill Maher, Sam Harris

[@BroKEnCaPSLoCk1]

1. Amy Schumer 2. Anyone who tells me that I should watch The Walking Dead 3. Ricky Gervais 4. Tom Cruise 5. Steve Jobs

[@RayleneSteves]

1-5= the highest paid from the cast of The Howard Stern Show in 2018.

[@dubberdubbber6824]

Is this greg from steven universe. I watched one episode once.

[@diegesisfreak]

epic double threat prequel!

[@mertie1002]

My five people would be 1. Charlemagne Tha God 2. Tucker Calrshits 3. Gene Simmons 4. Machine Gun Kelly (shitty rapper) 5. Mark Zuckerberg

[@JackEMcPherson]

Is the Julie that calls in around 34:00 Julie Klausner?

[@RReynolds]

I thought it might be when I uploaded this. Certain words and phrases do sound exactly like her. Her name comes up in the wfmu episode descriptions for the first time 6 months after this call so it's possible.

[@JackEMcPherson]

@@RReynolds Tom says “oh, I know who this is” at the start of the call and then when the caller starts talking about Spielberg it sounds just like her, but the caller also seems to have a much stronger New York accent than Julie. Hard to say either way!

[@SnareRushJunkie]

1. Gen. George S. Patton 2. Rob Schneider 3. Hunter Hunt-Hendrix 4. Jordan Peterson 5. Nancy Grace

[@donniebobb74]

Billy Joel x 5

[@swagswagimadolphin]

"Tom Brady, Tony Snow, I just backdoored your ho" - Future

[@videogajima]

The Rolling Stones

[@Hootville]

What's with the edit at 39.28?

[@RReynolds]

Hootville The caller cursed I believe, so the sudden silence is Tom's 7 second delay.

[@bobjohnson7148]

Ricky Gervais Bill Maher Ben Shapiro John McAfee Tarrare

[@raczkaruffino1882]

matt in buffalo

[@Benalefosio]

Lena Dunham, Kevin Smith, Noam Chomsky, Rachel Dolezal, Bill Maher

[@RayleneSteves]

Late-era Petey cameo... nice

[@RayleneSteves]

I would attend 100% of these dinners

[@jansapp]

Aaron Spelling Crazy Cabbie Timothy Leary Ben Shapiro Ceelo Green

[@baraxor]

The ones I'd pick are insufferable, sanctimonious, and would look down on whatever I'm eating. I'd sit and eat with people I have nothing in common with if they're at least inadvertently entertaining. 5. Woody Allen 4. Jerry Brown 3. Ted Cruz 2. Gwyneth Paltrow 1. Mark Zuckerberg

[@talezman88]

1. T.J. Miller 2. James Corden 3. Jeff Garlin 4. Spike Lee 5. Tim Heidecker