Item asylum : defeating smile and apocalypse bird in the same match

[@catnobonejunior]

The IA devs finally added shift lock to console! We are finally free from the shiftless suffering 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@kokoa7a]

WAIT REALLY NO WAY

[@kokoa7a]

WHAT BUTTON IS IT FOR SHIFTLOCK

[@catnobonejunior]

@@kokoa7a it's left on the dpad or L3, you can use either of them

[@kokoa7a]

@@catnobonejunior I'm gonna go super sayian with shiftlock

[@Carmen_real]

​@@catnobonejuniorcan I get that one thanks my sigma?!

[@ImaCatfishHAppyLOL]

Anyway, a guy called "the peasant" just passing and noticing an apocalypse bird...

[@A_very_bad_username]

"Eh!"

[@workderpidly6403]

*ultra instinct:*

[@catnobonejunior]

​@@workderpidly6403 "don't ever do that again"

[@improbablyfur]

As the strongest bird hunter in history, fought the strongest bird, Apocalypse Bird, He began to equip his domain, pebbles. Apocalypse Bird shrunk back in fear and Peasant said: “Stand Proud Apocalypse Bird, you deal a lot of damage.”

[@catnobonejunior]

@@improbablyfur this goes so hard ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@goobers777]

the manager watching as his employees instantly make quick work of one of the most powerful creatures ever using some rocks they found off the ground idk

[@ilovemywhiteshoes]

hey man

[@the.4831]

oh hey

[@not_here_for_a_while]

“man these ego weapons getting crazier”

[@fabled37363]

"Killing 2 birds with one stone"

[@JoeMama-tx3kb]

I remember playing a match where people tried to bird up the whole round, the moment they got it I got white king’s amulet (they lasted 10 seconds max)

[@catnobonejunior]

LMAO WHITE KING AMULET SWEEP

[@JoeMama-tx3kb]

@@catnobonejunior “Alright guys let’s server wipe” The white amulet in my pocket:

[@dariskasollja6888]

I saw that when you did that someone appeard and just desintagreated you and you were shocked how that happend

[@pein4332]

truly a foul play of all IA 💀🍿

[@gabyzz1331]

One time a guy managed to get first trumpet w/ smile but my white king's amulet had other plans lol

[@molniexx]

as an lcorp fan i think i should say that 4:06 A head that looked up to the cosmos has been lowered, 4:37 Far-sighted eyes of Big Bird have been blinded, 4:49 And Little Bird's mouth that devours everything has been shut.

[@catnobonejunior]

This goes so hard ✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@DustedDustSans]

judgement dying first as always lets go

[@Jundiyun]

Threat suppressed. Return to work, agents.

[@BOB_MOB_BOB_MOB]

Long bird die first is good

[@Jundiyun]

A peasant and a priest with a shotgun VS A beast of gluttony and the self proclaimed guardians of the forest

[@JustAJosuke]

A G U N W I T H O N E B U L L E T

[@Jundiyun]

@@JustAJosuke CORRUPTION! THOU ART MY FATHER!

[@improbablyfur]

a beast of gluttony there’s NO WAY LMAOO

[@Jundiyun]

@@improbablyfur it wasnt mean to be a CSCW reference

[@MaxTheYoutuber]

4:48 was so perfect..

[@mariaselvatr2845]

0:52 Smile forced to feel emotions 4:06 Judgement forced to face the wrath of Anubis 4:37 Big Bird getting Nick Fury’d for good 4:49 and Little Bird learning about the true concept of “Two birds with one stone” That’s quite impressive. Truly a rare thing to happen.

[@catnobonejunior]

✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Shibatheshinobi]

fr🗣🔥🔥❗️❗️🥶

[@minionfishprize3257]

I remember earlier I tsar’ed all 3 birds at once and they thought I rerolled for here comes the sun despite it being natural

[@SupeMark-bo6np]

Lmao

[@FlamingZ0n3]

Which map? The kart one?

[@n0pe123]

Did you tsar'ed them in a castle-like map?

[@minionfishprize3257]

@@n0pe123 ut was final destination i think

[@n0pe123]

@@minionfishprize3257 oh alright, I thought you were the one who tsar'ed the birds in a castle-like I have watched on KZbin

[@ImaCatfishHAppyLOL]

3:06 BRO WHY I DID JUST LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS EDITION WITH TWILIGHT LOL

[@TheGuyFromMadnessCombat]

Props to the skulldozer guy for getting both smiler and bird.

[@catnobonejunior]

He's a real one

[@saltyredfish]

Before the class update, one time during TC we managed to get one of teammates to merge using Noob Tube. I also managed to get Mad Noobs Shotgun with that and someone spawned with Dragon Slayer. A Merc proceeds to kill all 4 of us Uncertified with a single amulet.

[@catnobonejunior]

that's crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Arand0mperson64]

Were you all at the spawn? Cuz if it was, then that was me 😅

[@commit_CRIME]

bro y’all got the horsemen of the apocalypse then just get disintegrated by a goofy lil amulet😭😭😭

[@saltyredfish]

@@Arand0mperson64 We just captured the 1st statue on Skerry

[@saltyredfish]

@@catnobonejunior It was so funny tho. Even better bro didn't even have good weapons he just got a 4k with his misc and couldn't do anything else

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

dude just de-plokked them

[@catnobonejunior]

LMFAO

[@normal_bacon_in_youtube]

DEMOnEtIzED

[@Driedmiguel]

Bro i never know that small pebble can instakill the people who do Bird up

[@AngeloAvilla-ps5dd]

3 birds one stone

[@zed_protogen9780]

Thats whats happens when u throw a rock in a bird

[@mikadosannoji553]

you can also borrow an ultra instinct

[@Aubrey-plays]

@@zed_protogen9780you can also *CRUSH* them with a boulder

[@agamerintheworld]

you dont know because you shouldnt, its a dumbass feature made for people who arent skilled enough to beat up some birds. its designed to be a strong feature so they messed it up by adding the pebble instakill

[@gabrielmelgar7314]

10/10 video. i love the edits lol. i subcribed and like and commented.

[@catnobonejunior]

Thanks a lot!

[@Mega_King324]

Proof that you should NOT mess with the priest

[@JourniousTheRealOne]

My honest *1. End* reaction

[@Mega_King324]

@@JourniousTheRealOne my honest *_America_* reaction

[@JourniousTheRealOne]

@@Mega_King324 my honest *Click on anyone you see* reaction

[@JourniousTheRealOne]

@@Mega_King324 my honest *aiming skill issue* reaction

[@JourniousTheRealOne]

@@Mega_King324 my honest *spawn invencibility shield* reaction

[@Dunnowjat]

The biggest mistake I see most bird up users do is split up 💀

[@bruh_8129]

2:02 this kit is crazy good for 1v1ing birds tbh, hitting counters on peace for all is nasty and you can just spam slashstep from a safe distance

[@2Beehallenge]

You killed the same dude twice with op weapons, he MUST hate you 🤦😭😭

[@catnobonejunior]

I'm his biggest hater 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TheMuzius]

I love your new editing style btw

[@catnobonejunior]

Good to know! Thank you!

[@TheMuzius]

@@catnobonejunior no problem😍

[@guesthda]

“You should be afraid, John.”

[@handlemyd-]

Literally almost anything in kit can counter smile and twilight lol

[@spaghettiisalie6226]

My brother in Christ bird up is so feared because item asylum players don't know how to keep distance, and the twilight items also help shorten it.

[@ThyEndIsNOW.1]

@@spaghettiisalie6226me when Small Pebble, Big Rock, End, Death Note

[@spaghettiisalie6226]

@@ThyEndIsNOW.1 small pebble my beloved

[@Str1ker9876]

​@@spaghettiisalie6226that's only in ffa in maps with no void or anything

[@sxton_hale]

Literally yesterday I soloed the 3 birds with a tsar, regular bobm, and a wand

[@PPG_MonoKhrome]

Tsar Bobm doesnt work iirc it broke Bobm only dealt 250 dmg Unless you flung them with wand that is

[@catnobonejunior]

​​@@PPG_MonoKhrome It was broken before but was fixed in the latest content update

[@PPG_MonoKhrome]

@@catnobonejunior niiiice Still tho I'm p sure Tsar isn't available in pub servers

[@catnobonejunior]

@@PPG_MonoKhrome it actually became available in the same update in the kit "here comes the sun". The dev replaced the regular bobm with tsar bobm. Here's a vid of it in action(it's at 1:14) kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGGkZqp9nqtma9ksi=O0Gcdyy5q2sA1UV6

[@PPG_MonoKhrome]

@@catnobonejunior in all of honesty to the devs w h y ?

[@Freezy_snow]

R.I.P the 2 birds who died to small pebble

[@botsbotswearethebots]

2:05 cleanest counter i ever seen

[@sirehdfury]

edits were so good, also i liked the fact that you “wiped” one of the birds, now they have to get to power 20 all over again😂

[@phuongthanh8964]

1:16 3 daddy got a ultimate power of the bird up :)

[@gamingwithforgotten-ed3qb]

Then, throughout all the chaotic cries, someone yelled, "It's the peasant! A small, frail peasent lives in the black, dusky forest!"

[@catnobonejunior]

This goes so hard

[@gamingwithforgotten-ed3qb]

@@catnobonejunior ty

[@justname663]

respect for not rerolling until you get small pebble or other one shot

[@ZenShimada-d1h]

Truly 2 birds with one stone

[@catnobonejunior]

Indeed

[@Insuroo]

IA is the only game where if you just looked away for 1 sec, your hp instantly drops to 0

[@T-01-31-ALEPH]

Top tier editing

[@catnobonejunior]

Thank you!

[@iwasmei1234gaming]

that was the same plok smile as before coming for revenge

[@catnobonejunior]

Bro really wanted to use his lcorp weapons 😭😭😭

[@Demanteq]

How come i NEVER EVER found out about this before?

[@alexTXD-lq3jx]

Normal Day At The Corporation

[@Zumbissaur]

3:29 No that is not apocalypse bird.. that's justitia!!!

[@shinysteelix5091]

Rest in peace silly geese

[@AmDoBi2]

W video 🙏 (and player 🕊)

[@baonam11101]

fun fact: you can stunlock peoples with Motivated kit by using poser's m1s and legion kata, just switch everytime you did 3 m1s in one item. Repeat and boom, they're cooked

[@MaxTheYoutuber]

"FNF pibby pomni dude" Stuck in 2020..

[@gooblemoob]

dude pomni/tadcs pilot episode released in 2023 and pibbys trailer dropped in 2022 what the fuck do you mean

[@MaxTheYoutuber]

@@gooblemoob Point still stands

[@zizikim3174]

@@MaxTheKZbinrmf they didnt even released in 2020 or 2021

[@HEARTHLINGjoel]

Still cant believe they added an instant kill for bird up specifically and not the snowball machine that full heals for the simple act of a left clicking a body

[@catnobonejunior]

The bias is real

[@HEARTHLINGjoel]

@@catnobonejunior yeah definitely its unreal how much privilege it gets for being an easier awp 💀

[@catnobonejunior]

@@HEARTHLINGjoel atleast bird up still is powerful, compared to pre mouvement da capo 💀

[@nevergiveu.up101]

1:20 Why does this look like akatsuki's falling down?

[@randomerlay6670]

4:54 name of goofy agh song? :3 (This bro is Aleph+)

[@catnobonejunior]

It's the sad moyai song kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnSTo6akbt92idksi=FYHuDctJI8Pcf7XJ Which is a reference to the sad song from mario rpg : kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYLblnqPn6-NeK8si=hU9dme_p2CLUavtu

[@GoobertNoobster]

Who would win? A bird thats secretly an all mighty god who can punish every bad person, and watch every move the world makes Some priest called garcia.

[@The-coolest-bone]

2 birds 2 stones

[@sitlhouethan6636]

YOU CAN SAY IT KILLED 'TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE'

[@mariaselvatr2845]

They took it a little too literally

[@TupizaRobloxian]

4:53 🗿☹️

[@catnobonejunior]

This is so sad 😔

[@Hansthetransmision]

A quick suppression for that smiler

[@catnobonejunior]

We ain't letting him in the kitchen 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Topaziam]

@@catnobonejunior ain't no way bro had 2 bullets ready to actually use quick suppression

[@chomikchom7214]

i can imagine them saying that you are a hacker in the chat,you cant see it because youre on console

[@catnobonejunior]

Or that i'm their biggest hater 😄

[@10Redhead01]

I realise that smile and the last bird are the same guy LMAO 😂

[@holdinmahcocholdinmahcoc]

Rest in peace 3 silly birds 😢

[@catnobonejunior]

They will be missed (i think)

[@Lacent777]

Exactly what happened to me it was the sky islands map thing It was kit I got noob tube and smile kit I went to the cornor of the map when I got 10 bodys I instantly got bibled of the map then I had torch and these 2 random ppl I saw them with bird and lamp I thought they came to kill me then bird up then I got killed by big rock kit where u get 2k hp and then the other 2 died from tsar bobm

[@catnobonejunior]

Ah hell nah, you couldn't even have fun 😭😭😭😭😭

[@THEPotMann]

TL:DR You merged with "Dont mind me" kit, got launched off by the Bibble. THEN birded up and killed by a Sisyphus. (and the other two got sun'd)

[@kyle9085]

In tc my friend have smile while hes on uncertified team and he got first trumpet Once i respawn i got death note, originally im planning to kill the guy that have more killstreaks but since my friend has a smile so i decided kill him Funny thing is after i kill him hes mad at me and then unfriend me, not only that but he also mad at his team cuz no one protect him. Which is i just laugh so hard that he unfriend me cuz i kill him with death note

[@catnobonejunior]

You did a little bit of trolling 😂

[@kyle9085]

​@@catnobonejuniori forgot to mention is after he unfriend me he decided to leave the game In kit i got smile and vampirism and someone doing bird up at the same time When bird up happen i did the merge and then the bird up gang tryna kill me but not only that a whole server tryna targetting me instead of bird up gang Meaning i had to deal with bird and also the whole ppl tryna kill me💀

[@catnobonejunior]

@@kyle9085 That's crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

[@kyle9085]

@@catnobonejunior but thankfully im survive that round with perfect strategy RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN After that bird up gang call me runner i mean a whole server and bird up gang targetting me so ofc im gonna run for my life cuz i had to the one who need to survive from this disaster😂💀

[@sanscomic4226]

Ngl,I LOVE too many trumpets,definitely rivals lobotomy Corp soundtrack

[@catnobonejunior]

@@sanscomic4226 yeah Aden Mayo music is really great

[@firemayro]

doesn't the motivated kit have an infinite

[@catnobonejunior]

It probably does by using poser's katana and legion kata. Tho, i thought the birds would be immune to posers katana stun but i guess not. This is why i didn't try to combo them

[@Elitedestructfulnoob]

It’s just *dragon ball z small guy throwing pebble*

[@evitcAoidaR]

Krillin…

[@Elitedestructfulnoob]

@@evitcAoidaR neugh! *pebble throw*

[@Kirafewn]

Dang nerver know about small pebble

[@alexandrolamy9645]

i remuer once killing two merged smile in a match (had soul survivor)

[@catnobonejunior]

Soul survivor is fair and balanced 🙏

[@bluks384]

Tbh, considering how easy it is to kill bird up in the kit, small pebble should only oneshot in ffa

[@Topaziam]

This is your fuckin most average suppression

[@Johnny-jt7cp]

Underrated

[@thesillyman748]

who would win god-like beings worthy of killing millions of asylumers and having unique abilities, health pools, and strategies VS peble

[@catnobonejunior]

le rock

[@THATman295]

Lil bros should'nt have messed with the priest and the homeless person

[@literallyadog.]

who would win ? creatures that aren't from world vs a small rock

[@SimpleCatPerson]

What they did to you dawg 😭🙏

[@catnobonejunior]

They had fun! No fun allowed!

[@Aubrey-plays]

​@@catnobonejuniororb si nuf ecilop

[@Iamaboy3166]

And he did all of that on Console💀💀 Pure skill

[@justname663]

wth with smile music

[@catnobonejunior]

It's the plok remix of smiler which you can get by wearing a piece of clothing that has "Plok" in its name. Here's a link for the remix : kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5O5mKqMmpifeNEsi=iDmmvM0Ai5EBiJdi

[@angramainyu6630]

New smile trumpet sound link pls

[@catnobonejunior]

Here : kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5O5mKqMmpifeNEsi=T7lRxL-930nkzfaX

[@Themushroom_Guy]

Why you emote on them though?

[@catnobonejunior]

Celebrating and i needed to consume the soy

[@the.4831]

get in the car, mijo.

[@Anhtu0411Bloxfruit]

Wait what about smile : borrow,gather shotgun

[@M1ralyd]

1 shot 3 birds ahh😂😂😂😭😭

[@SoldierNoob]

judgement bird is long bird

[@randomisfoda]

yeah what about it

[@Red-z4i]

The smile has a new song idk

[@catnobonejunior]

Yeah it's the smile plok remix

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

certified lobotamy corporation moment

[@MrMuthelazyone]

great video

[@catnobonejunior]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@OrdinaryGoomba]

Why did to you have to be toxic and emote on my man

[@joeltorrejon3778]

Uhm it's called celebrating 🤓

[@fishjumpscare]

Yeah its called celebrating

[@LoudmouthBobby-yv1ci]

ive seen you multiple times in other ia vids and youre the perfect example of the average IA player, my man was calling someone runner in a zs video

[@AnotherItemAsylumer]

@@LoudmouthBobby-yv1ci HIW does that guy-

[@catnobonejunior]

I needed to get down to business and consume the soy

[@Justaguy4real678]

yeah now i think catnobonejunior is the best console ia player

[@jrdoge1503]

Nerf small pebble its too op it literally killed 2 birds

[@haidepascual2541]

wow teamers

[@Zapatos-h8e]

Bx