Item Bounce / Eurobeat Remix (w/

[@ChadDogofShimano]

109 traffic violations

[@powerklawftw]

Criminally underrated banger coming out of New York's underground scene, thanks for sharing!

[@maxpower9979]

>Criminally underrated Not anymore, at least at the ICC.

[@Rildar]

Oh, it's certainly criminal.

[@roach590]

This one was really good lmao

[@snibetisnab211]

The kinda tune you can hear in new-york sewers nowadays.

[@artemisarrow179]

Kirby cries out in pain as he inhales you.

[@argylemanni280]

Eurobeat remixes have not yet learned how to be multicultural, and Kirby is going to be part of that transformation which must take place.

[@kingofthegrill]

"Tasty is the fuel from another man's tank" - JDM proverb

[@maskofthedragon]

That would sound like something an Abo would say but they can't form coherent sentences

[@kingofthegrill]

@@maskofthedragon "Gimme a welfare check" - Abo proverb

[@maxpower9979]

@@maskofthedragon Imagine, if you will, a guilt-tripping-maxxed White passing Abo.

[@EnclaveSoldier2201]

Remix so fire, it causes all pagers and iphone in a certain radius to explode.

[@hiho9149]

"But sir, it's a Dreamland airship!"

[@ratte6090]

(hUH)

[@theedwardian]

Nice liberty reference

[@cpp3221]

"Nuh uh" said the officer calmly "ratio" pursued the officer

[@pengutheone5579]

W pfp

[@nikdaniel4344]

"If i don't inhale it, someone else will!"

[@leongashwig]

comment of the year

[@MagicProG]

I see now why Hamas doesn't use toyota trucks

[@charriot9666]

*Proceeds to use gliders*

[@roastchicken401]

MULTI-CURRENCY SPENDING!

[@interests3279]

MULTI-MEDIA BROADCASTING!

[@namlese4577]

I can't believe I get to hear these sick beats for free

[@mmyr8ado.360]

You got lucky, I have to close the video because of ads showing up on me *three times* .

[@snibetisnab211]

FOR FREE ?????!!

[@DeadFishFactory]

@@mmyr8ado.3603 ads? You can't watch 5 ads to listen to this dope-ass track? 7 ads is not that many to support your creators. Not watching 9 ads is like another shooah.

[@mr.morris3374]

This one’s for free but it will cost you next time.

[@BulkBogan]

I just clasped my hands together in shock and anger.

[@TriCorp109VA]

WE ARE INHALING AN ENTIRE HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sirfrancis8732]

when it's the sabbath but your boy solomon hits you up with a new interest-based scheme

[@zersky495]

*Schlomo

[@exceed.charge]

**rubs hands** "hey, let's make them pay subscription to use our logitech mouse"

[@Zhivr]

@@exceed.charge lets put a subscription on their phone, if they refuse, blow it like we did on the pager

[@-cral-9112]

No Kirby, there's an hospital. There are not Dededes hidden soldiers!

[@ServantOfSatania]

Kirby cries in pain while he runs you over

[@isyraf9989]

oy veyyyyyyyy

[@smirking8457]

Crown Heights Riots ensue

[@Caspicum]

This song makes me feel like I could get away with anything.

[@RemixerDarken]

This is a legitimate banger... I could listen to it 109 times in a row, even.

[@verycalmman]

I could probably play this at the bar without getting kicked probably

[@thanoskermit3912]

I could listen to it 6 million times!

[@largin386]

@@thanoskermit3912I don’t think it’s possible for you to have listened to this song 6 million times in 4 months, I did the math and it’s more likely to have been 250,000 at the very most

[@thanoskermit3912]

@@largin386 anti-songmetic dogwhistle

[@99Zalzal99]

⁠@@thanoskermit3912most we could listen is 217k times

[@delightfulinsanity3622]

I swear the original has been removed from KZbin like 109 times already

[@Elflautistaautista]

I love the metal pipe sound effect that you can hear if you hear close enough

[@snibetisnab211]

That and the screaming frog

[@garyisfat]

i was playing fallout and thought i was getting ganked when i heard the first pipe

[@ryanhernandez1877]

when

[@Elflautistaautista]

@@ryanhernandez1877 hear closely and you will hear it

[@feIIas]

​@@ryanhernandez1877at about 0:15

[@slicer2361]

My palms hurt from rubbing too fast

[@nikdaniel4344]

From the River to the Sea, Dreamland shall be Free!

[@MasterDecoy1W]

From the Aqua Star to the Secret Sea.

[@JuanACookie]

80mph? What do you mean he turned at 90mph? Theres no way he could have drifted at 100mph!

[@Melonposting]

I can’t believe he hit those people while driving at 110mph

[@undefinedhuman7404]

*109 mph

[@Bigbigpoopi]

​@undefinedhuman7404 give it 10 years and you'll be wrong

[@kingofthegrill]

YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THAT GAS MONEY YOU OWE ME

[@RawrX32009]

What's the joke?

[@user-hd1ul6od2x]

THIS REMIX BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MERCHANT'S GUILD

[@ianfisher5534]

Uhhh

[@user-hd1ul6od2x]

@@ianfisher5534 calm down Jew lover

[@spoopyd.8910]

Sseth used this in a vid??? Which one?

[@user-hd1ul6od2x]

@@spoopyd.8910 i am making a reference to the fact jews love money hence the merchant's guild

[@AragornRespecter]

Stand with dreamland or be fired

[@theedwardian]

There's an enemy in Kirby named "Big Schnozz."

[@azizabdul8914]

The drifter is immunized against all dangers: one may call them tofu seller, engine blower, lonely driver, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a "cuck" and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"

[@scrumpmonkey]

You hear this blasting in The World Bank parking lot.

[@bobhonkhonk9843]

Lmao Scrump

[@merrja]

Knew I'd find you here

[@3liteCasual]

Why do all the waddle dees in charge of the banks wear the same bandana?

[@Schpasmwastaken]

Oh boy i loved Kirby's iconic line when he beats a level of "Hey Hey People"

[@dolganseraphin]

WE DRIFTING THROUGH THE TUNNEL WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@jhoelpaco3361]

Tunnel? Haha Like the hidden NYC Tunnels? How very Je....I mean Kirby of you ;)

[@HAWAIISURF808]

Kirby and his friends decided to start a dancing group somewhere in NYC in 2001

[@x86x2]

GIVE IT UP FOR DJ RACE MIXER!!!!

[@HAWAIISURF808]

💀

[@Nationaliberty]

Man this comment is hilarious

[@danielsurvivor1372]

​@user-fb1mw2nl3i They hate his sick ass beats 😢

[@KyoushaPumpItUp]

Melting pot

[@arya31ful]

​​@@KyoushaPumpItUp You know the Cholent is good when it does 👺

[@BlastFurnace10]

No way Hamas built a race track under the tunnels. It's as unbelievable as engulfing 40 dreamlanders

[@thomasliptak9469]

I hear you sneaky metal pipe drop at 0:52..

[@ropuce]

there's many scattered through the song, first one being at 0:15

[@rickynicky4443]

He really thought he could hide.

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

@@rickynicky4443you’re hiding metal pipes under your floors,aren’t you?

[@favor8264]

Gradually, I started to drift

[@dragonsamurai559]

When you gotta deliver that kosher hummus the night before sabbath.

[@exceed.charge]

N-NANI??? ERUV DORIFTO!!!

[@irvalfirestar6265]

Kirby drifting through the roads of Gaza in a Merkava

[@dolganseraphin]

how can they beheaded neckless kirbies always makes me think

[@WaifusSansFrontieres]

But seriously, this takes me back. Reminds me when my friend and I were close to dying from carbon monoxide poisoning in his garage when we got drunk and unknowingly left the car idling. Luckily the wooden garage doors hadn't made an effective seal.

[@searchhistory3791]

You.. You good man?

[@WaifusSansFrontieres]

@@searchhistory3791 all good, the monoxide mostly cleared

[@elit8032]

Good thing wooden doors can't hold in gas, y'all would've died mid-game

[@Evdafawth]

Almost fell for this one

[@urmumsanapple]

Bro had a family guy flashback

[@94Jackal]

The official theme of the US national debt

[@nexforreal]

28 UN member states dont recognize this as a legitimate eurobeat remix

[@blargl121]

Ah yes those totally amazing states that you'd definitely want to live in right now and wouldn't immediately be stoned to death as an infidel

[@poundlandspeedwagonrequiem]

Can you believe this beat used America's UN veto 44 times?

[@electivetoast6897]

Disqualified from 109 tournaments, and it's never their fault? I don't believe it.

[@Anon_Spartan]

"But sir we have credible intelligence to say that the Hamasledees will attack our music festival!" "Let it happen, it's an election year." -King Dedede

[@gohstdude2]

🤣

[@singithi8556]

*Bibibi

[@skoop651]

every year is an election year in israel

[@JacF6734]

"If I don't drift on your street, somebody else will."

[@trickedflick6580]

Dreamland deliberately sunk the Battleship Halberd; how could our greatest Star Ally betray us?!

[@tardissins7512]

That’s a good one

[@visstudimashups]

Initial J

[@Belicure]

This slaps. I've listened to it 109 times already

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

But not a single time on purpose

[@Belicure]

@@VinluvAntonHandesbukia yeah. it was always their fault for making such bangers

[@khanzy.]

109 garages and the mechanic was always to blame and never the car huh

[@Prodawg]

There is no way kirby could have done 6 million drifts in that short of a time.

[@ianfisher5534]

Wtf

[@jhoelpaco3361]

@@ianfisher5534 With enough cars we can hit those 6 million drifts, OY VEY!

[@littleantukins4415]

Federal reserve final boss theme looking fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@opadrip]

Sure the Warp Star is fast, but 6 million mph?!

[@TadpoleHappy]

WE DESTROYS DEE DEE DEE HOSPITALS WITH THIS!

[@ethanolfuelenjoyer]

This tune is so good it's making me dance during a certain tragic event

[@fantasyEXX]

The one on 9th street and 11th ave?

[@KuzySubliminality]

Blasting this song on the way to my next War Crime!

[@54Krap]

Cartoon villain theme:

[@gehstur7150]

gas gas gas

[@sigiligus]

You expect me to believe they can hit the gas with a wooden pedal?

[@exceed.charge]

wtf why is the car's exhaust pipe not connected to the engine???

[@tired_noticer88]

​@@exceed.chargewhat do you mean that the exhaust was installed after the race was over?

[@nunya8351]

I swear I heard this bumping from a sewer grate.

[@fdlman93092]

"Don't worry Initial D! We're just like the Japanese. We just want freedom practice our religon and culture." *rubs hands*

[@Ferrum_Intra]

Kirby: "I have a sudden urge to undermine my host Dreamland"...

[@Arkhand]

I am IN LOVE WITH THIS, absolute god-tier remix from average Kirby Air Ride enjoyers

[@kuradamax]

6000000 MPH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ianfisher5534]

Wtf

[@Laughing.Lion.]

Unbelievable. The most I'd believe is 250,000 mph.

[@igeljaeger]

WE'RE GETTING OUTTA GAZA WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@gobbleguk]

We bouta turn Gaza into Zaza

[@anonymousbloke1]

GAZ GAZ GAZ I'M GONNA STEP ON ZE JUICE

[@jhoelpaco3361]

Hahaha xD OY VEY here we go again!

[@kttee8687]

When you want to subvert in style

[@theactualTVB]

a Hebrew drift

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

Where sidson

[@Pr0t4t0]

International banks theme

[@razoomist]

Merchant guild approves

[@louiscrabbmarche]

Can’t believe Kirby’s Kamp orchestra could preform this…

[@Maythews]

Dont look up "Dancing Waddle Dees"

[@MarkMann1]

imma do it

[@king_ltc_]

If you are kicked out of 109 countries, are the countries the issue or is it the Wadledees?

[@burntnougat5341]

Based comment

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

The countries. The Waddle Dees never do anything bad. ...The Waddle DOOS, however-

[@Ferrum_Intra]

Based Noticer

[@ianjames1754]

109th Like :D

[@janehrahan5116]

The countries. Why not just eliminate the individual bad wadledees, like how the mushroom kingdom only eliminates some of the toads.

[@nabman11]

Turbo has six million samples? Surely, that's too many.

[@comradebutter1214]

when toyota gets an order for six million AE86s but they only have fifteen factories and only four years to deliver

[@notgray88]

that just doesn't seem possible to me!

[@chakraborty1989]

​@@notgray88 how dare you being Anti-kirbire?

[@zappgl]

can't believe i listened to this for free!

[@JetstreamTheSexSam]

109 likes

[@Oxzide92]

Greater Dreamland expansion plan anthem!

[@Diogenes77]

The song for when you get censored for hate speech:

[@lolbuster01]

6 million drum beats? In that amount of time? Kirby has got to joking.

[@king_ltc_]

💀

[@cielros]

I think it was more like 140k drum beats

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

Item Bounce: What plays for the Fed. Eurobeat Item Bounce: What plays when the fed starts printing more money.

[@0202pmurT]

Eurobeat Item Bounce 2x speed: 2020

[@connarcomstock161]

The United Nations has deemed this remix to be in violation of international law.

[@wesnile3867]

i have been BEGGING someone to make some sort of item bounce remix for YEARS thank you so much for this

[@maskofthedragon]

161K views in one year I don't think 6M in 4 years is even possible at this rate

[@WillH-jy7ze]

How is it that Dedede's troops found elimination camps, while the Dreamlanders only found work camps? Wooden doors, no paper trail... It just doesn't add up!

[@basedmoves]

A swmming pool and theater too?

[@snibetisnab211]

chimneys not even connected to the ovens ?

[@joseaca1010]

no paper trail? oh brother, i bet you never heard of the Einsatzwadledee reports indicating all the millions of dreamlanders they killed while in eastern dreamland, boy you should really read more that being said i dont even understand this argument, so Dreamlanders were only found in work camps? are you implying being send to work camps isnt immoral?

[@joseaca1010]

@@basedmoves what makes you think those were for the Dreamlander inmates and not Dedede's guards? prisons usually have amenities for the guards, not the inmates

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

okay, with how fast we're going, we can DEFINATELY hit 6 million in that timeframe.

[@olin0.999cm]

6M corner drifts on 5KM road?

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

@@olin0.999cmon a four wheel drive with nearly a quarter of its tank?

[@eggy6815]

“What do you mean they drifted through the pentagon?”

[@svxernova]

I feel like I could be the victim for every shit I commit with this one

[@kingofthegrill]

I still can't believe I'm listening to this for free.

[@KingChronoss]

racing down Mount Akina at 4 am to collect taxes like

[@IceMaverick13]

Being a "racing" game (as if we aren't all just playing the shit out of City Trial), having more Eurobeat mixes for Kirby Airride tracks would actually feel great.

[@smh9902]

I always preferred air ride mode over city trial.

[@Evdafawth]

​@@smh9902Based

[@ratte6090]

please.

[@TurPool_]

the dee invasion lasted 4 years, with roughly 6 million targets. Pray tell, how could have kirby, even with the mirror’s 14 copies, eliminate them in said time?

[@Loll0saurus]

Came for the comments. Wasn't disappointed. Next decade is 30's my homies.

[@basedmoves]

Unlikely sadly. But one day the Waddle Dees will be free

[@Grumpini]

Never ask a woman her age. Never ask a man his salary. Never ask Ryosuke where all the money for Project D's expansion into other racing teams' territory comes from.

[@thatoneguy-wr3px]

It's the contribution from Merchant Guild of Mt. Akagi

[@Bigbigpoopi]

And then one day for no reason at all, Rin Hojo tried to run him off the mountain

[@JackiW]

You know what? I would *not mind* hearing more tracks from Air Ride done like this. What a fantastic little game it was! Used to play it all the time with our neighborhood kids in my youth. It boggles my mind how there's nothing similar to it on the Switch already.

[@InsulinRunner]

Sakurai is a GOAT-laying goose but Nintendo decided to crack him open to get more Smash Bros.

[@ShiaLaBunion5]

I've thought the same modern graphics are able to give a real sense of speed they couldn't back then. A reboot would be pretty incredible done right.

[@gk-aplazt8676]

Exactly, sometimes is the same with NFSU2, NFSMW, Armored Core (one new one is coming, ik), etc. but those were our childhood games that we'd love to see a remaster version of it.

[@garyisfat]

oy vey do you think you can just use music from a video game and not pay goy?

[@Sockens]

@@garyisfat Unexpected Jew status achieved

[@Jozeezee]

Is it just me, or is there a metal pipe in there at least twice?

[@petezah608]

Running in the 40s

[@filipwojcik179]

unhappy merchant do be zoomin now

[@JohnSmith-h7n3p]

"Babe come home" "I cannot right now, I am currently trying to kill Jesus Christ" "I just turned 6 months old" *...*

[@theosouris7063]

REAL

[@Austrveg]

real and true I denounce the talmud

[@TheyCallMeVincenzo]

This is unironically the best one in the thread.

[@Austrveg]

@@TheyCallMeVincenzo heckin unironically?! waow

[@FBI-wn2qo]

HOW MANY MONTHS?!

[@ricecookeradamant209]

アイテムが走り屋になったようです。　走っています。

[@LSDOvideos]

when you multi track drift the roller coaster into the oven

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

When you remember beepers were widely used in the 80s and 90s

[@maskofthedragon]

Tunes for "doctors" to run over hylians to

[@guardian1102]

Merchant go FAST