Item Bounce / Eurobeat Remix (w/

co-op any% wr
go lob zozo a follow

[@snibetisnab211]

The kinda tune you can hear in new-york sewers nowadays.

[@kingofthegrill]

"Tasty is the fuel from another man's tank" - JDM proverb

[@maskofthedragon]

That would sound like something an Abo would say but they can't form coherent sentences

[@kingofthegrill]

@@maskofthedragon "Gimme a welfare check" - Abo proverb

[@maxpower9979]

@@maskofthedragon Imagine, if you will, a guilt-tripping-maxxed White passing Abo.

[@powerklawftw]

Criminally underrated banger coming out of New York's underground scene, thanks for sharing!

[@maxpower9979]

>Criminally underrated Not anymore, at least at the ICC.

[@Rildar]

Oh, it's certainly criminal.

[@x86x2]

GIVE IT UP FOR DJ RACE MIXER!!!!

[@HAWAIISURF808]

💀

[@Nationaliberty]

Man this comment is hilarious

[@nikdaniel4344]

"If i don't inhale it, someone else will!"

[@leongashwig]

comment of the year

[@hiho9149]

"But sir, it's a Dreamland airship!"

[@ratte6090]

(hUH)

[@theedwardian]

Nice liberty reference

[@cpp3221]

"Nuh uh" said the officer calmly "ratio" pursued the officer

[@pengutheone5579]

W pfp

[@nexgeo1]

28 UN member states dont recognize this as a legitimate eurobeat remix

[@blargl121]

Ah yes those totally amazing states that you'd definitely want to live in right now and wouldn't immediately be stoned to death as an infidel

[@poundlandspeedwagonrequiem]

Can you believe this beat used America's UN veto 44 times?

[@sirfrancis8732]

when it's the sabbath but your boy solomon hits you up with a new interest-based scheme

[@zersky495]

*Schlomo

[@dolganseraphin4917]

WE DRIFTING THROUGH THE TUNNEL WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@jhoelpaco3361]

Tunnel? Haha Like the hidden NYC Tunnels? How very Je....I mean Kirby of you ;)

[@Pyrus425]

Stand with dreamland or be fired

[@slicer2361]

My palms hurt from rubbing too fast

[@roastchicken401]

MULTI-CURRENCY SPENDING!

[@Caspicum]

This song makes me feel like I could get away with anything.

[@ServantOfSatania]

Kirby cries in pain while he runs you over

[@isyraf9989]

oy veyyyyyyyy

[@smirking8457]

Crown Heights Riots ensue

[@dragonsamurai559]

When you gotta deliver that kosher hummus the night before sabbath.

[@exceed.charge]

N-NANI??? ERUV DORIFTO!!!

[@namlese4577]

I can't believe I get to hear these sick beats for free

[@mmyr8ado.360]

You got lucky, I have to close the video because of ads showing up on me *three times* .

[@snibetisnab211]

FOR FREE ?????!!

[@DeadFishFactory]

@@mmyr8ado.3603 ads? You can't watch 5 ads to listen to this dope-ass track? 7 ads is not that many to support your creators. Not watching 9 ads is like another shooah.

[@user-lr5kf5qf8e]

WE ARE INHALING AN ENTIRE HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@nikdaniel4344]

From the River to the Sea, Dreamland shall be Free!

[@MasterDecoy1W]

From the Aqua Star to the Secret Sea.

[@user-hn1eh9nm5s]

"Babe come home" "I cannot right now, I am currently trying to kill Jesus Christ" "I just turned 6 months old" *...*

[@theosouris7063]

REAL

[@Austrveg]

real and true I denounce the talmud

[@TheyCallMeVincenzo]

This is unironically the best one in the thread.

[@Austrveg]

@@TheyCallMeVincenzo heckin unironically?! waow

[@FBI-wn2qo]

HOW MANY MONTHS?!

[@nunya8351]

I swear I heard this bumping from a sewer grate.

[@trickedflick6580]

Dreamland deliberately sunk the Battleship Halberd; how could our greatest Star Ally betray us?!

[@tardissins7512]

That’s a good one

[@AhmedKhan3.14]

No way Hamas built a race track under the tunnels. It's as unbelievable as engulfing 40 dreamlanders

[@delightfulinsanity3622]

I swear the original has been removed from KZbin like 109 times already

[@theedwardian]

There's an enemy in Kirby named "Big Schnozz."

[@bonk94]

Great work by DJ Race-Mixer of the Merchant's Guild!

[@JuanACookie]

80mph? What do you mean he turned at 90mph? Theres no way he could have drifted at 100mph!

[@Melonposting]

I can’t believe he hit those people while driving at 110mph

[@undefinedhuman7404]

*109 mph

[@Bigbigpoopi]

​@undefinedhuman7404 give it 10 years and you'll be wrong

[@kingofthegrill]

YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THAT GAS MONEY YOU OWE ME

[@RawrX32009]

What's the joke?

[@Schpasmwastaken]

Oh boy i loved Kirby's iconic line when he beats a level of "Hey Hey People"

[@RemixerDarken]

This is a legitimate banger... I could listen to it 109 times in a row, even.

[@lmgesus]

I could probably play this at the bar without getting kicked probably

[@thanoskermit3912]

I could listen to it 6 million times!

[@largin386]

@@thanoskermit3912I don’t think it’s possible for you to have listened to this song 6 million times in 4 months, I did the math and it’s more likely to have been 250,000 at the very most

[@thanoskermit3912]

@@largin386 anti-songmetic dogwhistle

[@thomasliptak9469]

I hear you sneaky metal pipe drop at 0:52..

[@ropuce]

there's many scattered through the song, first one being at 0:15

[@rickynicky4443]

He really thought he could hide.

[@gehstur7150]

gas gas gas

[@sigiligus]

You expect me to believe they can hit the gas with a wooden pedal?

[@exceed.charge]

wtf why is the car's exhaust pipe not connected to the engine???

[@Elflautistaautista]

I love the metal pipe sound effect that you can hear if you hear close enough

[@snibetisnab211]

That and the screaming frog

[@garyisfat]

i was playing fallout and thought i was getting ganked when i heard the first pipe

[@ryanhernandez1877]

when

[@Elflautistaautista]

@@ryanhernandez1877 hear closely and you will hear it

[@igeljaeger]

WE'RE GETTING OUTTA GAZA WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@gobbleguk]

We bouta turn Gaza into Zaza

[@anonymousbloke1]

GAZ GAZ GAZ I'M GONNA STEP ON ZE JUICE

[@jhoelpaco3361]

Hahaha xD OY VEY here we go again!

[@scrumpmonkey]

You hear this blasting in The World Bank parking lot.

[@bobhonkhonk9843]

Lmao Scrump

[@merrja]

Knew I'd find you here

[@user-hd1ul6od2x]

THIS REMIX BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MERCHANT'S GUILD

[@ianfisher5534]

Uhhh

[@user-hd1ul6od2x]

@@ianfisher5534 calm down Jew lover

[@spoopyd.8910]

Sseth used this in a vid??? Which one?

[@user-hd1ul6od2x]

@@spoopyd.8910 i am making a reference to the fact jews love money hence the merchant's guild

[@theactualTVB]

a Hebrew drift

[@WaifusSansFrontieres]

But seriously, this takes me back. Reminds me when my friend and I were close to dying from carbon monoxide poisoning in his garage when we got drunk and unknowingly left the car idling. Luckily the wooden garage doors hadn't made an effective seal.

[@searchhistory3791]

You.. You good man?

[@WaifusSansFrontieres]

@@searchhistory3791 all good, the monoxide mostly cleared

[@elit8032]

Good thing wooden doors can't hold in gas, y'all would've died mid-game

[@Evdafawth]

Almost fell for this one

[@urmumsanapple]

Bro had a family guy flashback

[@kttee8687]

When you want to subvert in style

[@eggy6815]

“What do you mean they drifted through the pentagon?”

[@Thatoneassclown]

Mazel tov!

[@3liteCasual]

Why do all the waddle dees in charge of the banks wear the same bandana?

[@Gabsboy123]

Hamas paragliders drifting to this sick beat

[@kuradamax]

6000000 MPH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ianfisher5534]

Wtf

[@Laughing.Lion.]

Unbelievable. The most I'd believe is 250,000 mph.

[@dolganseraphin4917]

how can they beheaded neckless kirbies always makes me think

[@Anon_Spartan]

"But sir we have credible intelligence to say that the Hamasledees will attack our music festival!" "Let it happen, it's an election year." -King Dedede

[@gohstdude2]

🤣

[@singithi8556]

*Bibibi

[@skoop651]

every year is an election year in israel

[@azizabdul8914]

The drifter is immunized against all dangers: one may call them tofu seller, engine blower, lonely driver, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a "cuck" and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"

[@MagicProG]

I see now why Hamas doesn't use toyota trucks

[@charriot9666]

*Proceeds to use gliders*

[@Loll0saurus]

Came for the comments. Wasn't disappointed. Next decade is 30's my homies.

[@basedmoves]

Unlikely sadly. But one day the Waddle Dees will be free

[@Ferrum_Intra]

Kirby: "I have a sudden urge to undermine my host Dreamland"...

[@khanzy.]

109 garages and the mechanic was always to blame and never the car huh

[@louiscrabbmarche]

Can’t believe Kirby’s Kamp orchestra could preform this…

[@electivetoast6897]

Disqualified from 109 tournaments, and it's never their fault? I don't believe it.

[@THEGINYUFORCESJEICE]

Dont look up "Dancing Waddle Dees"

[@MarkMann1]

imma do it

[@KingChronoss]

racing down Mount Akina at 4 am to collect taxes like

[@porygonlite]

can't believe i listened to this for free!

[@JetstreamTheSexSam]

109 likes

[@Prodawg]

There is no way kirby could have done 6 million drifts in that short of a time.

[@ianfisher5534]

Wtf

[@jhoelpaco3361]

@@ianfisher5534 With enough cars we can hit those 6 million drifts, OY VEY!

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

Item Bounce: What plays for the Fed. Eurobeat Item Bounce: What plays when the fed starts printing more money.

[@0202pmurT]

Eurobeat Item Bounce 2x speed: 2020

[@razoomist]

Merchant guild approves

[@petezah608]

Running in the 40s

[@nabman11]

Turbo has six million samples? Surely, that's too many.

[@comradebutter1214]

when toyota gets an order for six million AE86s but they only have fifteen factories and only four years to deliver

[@notgray88]

that just doesn't seem possible to me!

[@chakraborty1989]

​@@notgray88 how dare you being Anti-kirbire?

[@fdlman93092]

"Don't worry Initial D! We're just like the Japanese. We just want freedom practice our religon and culture." *rubs hands*

[@JetstreamTheSexSam]

Millions must listen

[@maskofthedragon]

Gas the bikes, racing wars now!

[@somanun]

Gas the bikes, race car now

[@filipwojcik179]

unhappy merchant do be zoomin now

[@thunderblood6603]

When I'm in an Anti Zionist contest and my opponent is Item Bounce / Eurobeat Remix (w/@devzozo) comment section

[@guardian1102]

Merchant go FAST

[@t.albertobarbosa8982]

The Israeli Track

[@lolbuster01]

6 million drum beats? In that amount of time? Kirby has got to joking.

[@king_ltc_]

💀

[@cielros]

I think it was more like 140k drum beats

[@Grumpini]

Never ask a woman her age. Never ask a man his salary. Never ask Ryosuke where all the money for Project D's expansion into other racing teams' territory comes from.

[@thatoneguy-wr3px]

It's the contribution from Merchant Guild of Mt. Akagi

[@Bigbigpoopi]

And then one day for no reason at all, Rin Hojo tried to run him off the mountain

[@stephancox9105]

When you were pulled over doing 109 mph, and it wasn't your fault.

[@JacF6734]

"If I don't drift on your street, somebody else will."

[@TurPool_]

the dee invasion lasted 4 years, with roughly 6 million targets. Pray tell, how could have kirby, even with the mirror’s 14 copies, eliminate them in said time?

[@artemisarrow179]

Kirby cries out in pain as he inhales you.

[@king_ltc_]

If you are kicked out of 109 countries, are the countries the issue or is it the Wadledees?

[@burntnougat5341]

Based comment

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

The countries. The Waddle Dees never do anything bad. ...The Waddle DOOS, however-

[@Ferrum_Intra]

Based Noticer

[@ianjames1754]

109th Like :D

[@janehrahan5116]

The countries. Why not just eliminate the individual bad wadledees, like how the mushroom kingdom only eliminates some of the toads.

[@Arkhand]

I am IN LOVE WITH THIS, absolute god-tier remix from average Kirby Air Ride enjoyers

[@averageskyfatherworshipper9342]

WE GETTIN OUT OF THE GAS CHAMBER WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[@black_teratorn4163]

GasA

[@jhoelpaco3361]

😂!!!

[@tuncoa.6830]

kicked out of 109 racetracks blasting this

[@wesnile3867]

i have been BEGGING someone to make some sort of item bounce remix for YEARS thank you so much for this

[@DrillerDRG]

0:16 0:52 1:16 NO WAY HE SNUCK IN THREE METAL PIPES FALLING INTO A SONG TURBO IS THE BEST! FOR ROCK AND STOOOONE!

[@WaifusSansFrontieres]

But Ryousuke, it's Takumi's Hachiroku!

[@IceMaverick13]

Being a "racing" game (as if we aren't all just playing the shit out of City Trial), having more Eurobeat mixes for Kirby Airride tracks would actually feel great.

[@smh9902]

I always preferred air ride mode over city trial.

[@Evdafawth]

​@@smh9902Based

[@ratte6090]

please.

[@TsukiStuffs]

5 drifting israelis

[@evanquisher3872]

I agree it happened but 6 million waddle dee's? thats ridiculous

[@WillH-jy7ze]

How is it that Dedede's troops found elimination camps, while the Dreamlanders only found work camps? Wooden doors, no paper trail... It just doesn't add up!

[@basedmoves]

A swmming pool and theater too?

[@snibetisnab211]

chimneys not even connected to the ovens ?

[@joseaca1010]

no paper trail? oh brother, i bet you never heard of the Einsatzwadledee reports indicating all the millions of dreamlanders they killed while in eastern dreamland, boy you should really read more that being said i dont even understand this argument, so Dreamlanders were only found in work camps? are you implying being send to work camps isnt immoral?

[@joseaca1010]

@@basedmoves what makes you think those were for the Dreamlander inmates and not Dedede's guards? prisons usually have amenities for the guards, not the inmates

[@adan3956]

Music in Mexican night club sure has changed

[@kingofthegrill]

I still can't believe I'm listening to this for free.

[@theretardeddolphin6190]

God's chosen kirbys

[@velvetcrowe1399]

Quand le petit farfadet farfelu boit malicieusement une canette de monster :

[@poundlandspeedwagonrequiem]

chosen star warrior

[@janehrahan5116]

Yes. Kirby alone couldn't have done 6 million drifts in that time. But if you had even just 10000 drifters working on the project they would only need 1/3 of a drift a day to accomplish it. Frankly put that way it's a lot more plausible

[@thatonedude05]

There aren't that many drifters in the entirety of Dreamland! Plus, there's only four members on Kirby's racing team. I won't stand for this Waddle-Dee apologist behavior!

[@janehrahan5116]

? The drift forces were several million. It would be a trivial matter to divert a few thousand of them to such insane driftage.

[@joshuagraham1235]

There wasn't nearly 6 million drifts living in Dreamland at the time, and why would Kirby devote so much manpower in the middle of the war with King Dedede. Seems quite ridiculous to me.

[@theedwardian]

King Dedede signed the Haavara agreement to move the WaddleDees out of Dreamland and relocate them to Sandy Canyon it was, in fact, the KnuckleJoes who stomped those WaddleDees. Their crimes were buried and blamed on Dedede after they switched sides.

[@jackattack5928]

This song is so incredibly specific and works so well in this style.

[@Bobafett-bi8ht]

Hey is it that one kirby air ride song ? *checks comment section* Yes it is

[@jeffjoestar4245]

drifting in tel aviv

[@user-mx1fq6qm6i]

There's no way you're drifting in Tel Aviv. That city is just one massive traffic jam that never ends

[@WaifusSansFrontieres]

Every human being has something of value that they've brought to the table, especially Shingo.

[@user-zr9fp4xw7z]

takumi couldn´t perfrorm 6 million drifts in such a short amount of time, sorry but it´s just unrealistic

[@Pyrus425]

300 maybe 400 thousand at most. And he didn’t deliberately drift

[@ANGLRMZ]

6 million races in 4 years??? that's a bit much don't you think?

[@elbasado481]

Millions Must drifts

[@Docteur_Hex]

The metal pipe sounds effect haven't gone unnoticed

[@arifbarlaman4729]

We drive with this on new york city underground

[@geoboat_9655]

that jewrobeat /neutral