Star Wars Acolyte: has lost the plot │Episode 6

[@FrankS111]

I’m convinced that these Disney shows with hundred million dollar budgets are just money laundering schemes.

[@nanamiayanokouji4586]

Hmmm tax write off!!!

[@oScandalous]

facts

[@Lightofdavid81]

totally money laundering, with a twisty sprinkle of lesbionics, you bigot!

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

You’re giving them too much credit of being smart enough to launder money. I think they’re really just this stupid and wasteful with their money

[@ferrarriohh]

Disney has an Old King Syndrome. Means they have all these kids sucking at the nip who get paid along the way, but the monarch is still alive, and will be for many years. And what KK is doing strategically is funneling money from Lucasfilm into the hands of women she wants rewarded, regardless of performance. Iger might be bad for Disney, but KK is worse for Star Wars itself, and Lucasfilm on a whole.

[@AvatarOfGames]

"The fans are the problem." - No successful company ever

[@wmd13194]

Imagine Nike making a crappy shoe and blaming ppl for not buying it😂

[@legoeasycompany]

@@wmd13194 Given the fact other industry "giants" have already done that it's only a matter of time

[@PaulieMcCoy]

_"In matters of taste... the customer is always right."_ 🤷‍♂

[@Black_Sheep_0213]

Au contraire, my friend, Disney has been blaming the fans for the better part of a decade now and is still successful. Welcome to the new age; our best days are behind us.

[@DarrenMoore-le6pg]

@@AvatarOfGames Some of them are toxic af though .

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

The failure of ONE! The failure of TWO! The failure of Maaannyyyyyy!

[@Ceyx000]

🖐🤚🖐🤚🖐

[@edudmodnar4661]

LOL

[@AlleyKatPr0]

"The Acolyte was not made for you!" "Ok - so I will not watch it then?" "BIGOT!"

[@itsmytoast666]

"Why are you mad?! Star Wars is something made for kids!!!!" "Oh, I didn't know full frontal nudity was something we were pushing on children, now."

[@Sirtobiwan1988]

this is a 100% ME TOO 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@Moarlatz]

I'd personally like to thank the acolyte's show writers and marketing team for providing excellent examples of gaslighting. Gaslighting is subtle to explain to people, so being able to reference how the acolyte staff calls people racists and bigots instead of taking accountability for being a garbage show, makes it extremely easy to explain gaslighting with that perfect example of it.

[@WokioWolfy]

​@itsmytoast666 soo, you okay to showing naked people to kids.

[@itsmytoast666]

@@WokioWolfy you should watch the video, bro.

[@FrankS111]

50 Shades of Star Wars

[@Nabinut]

The audible description makes it worse.

[@KendrickEdits]

The power of The Thread inside my pants is very powerful -Star Wars The Acolyte

[@SojiCalibur]

Ngl, I'd probably read this.

[@macarahneil2154]

50 Shades of Smilo Gray

[@patrickhenry8425]

@@SojiCalibur while eating shit3 sandwiches

[@SuperWackamole]

In order to lose something you'd need to have had it in the first place. The acolyte never did.

[@dizzystateofbliss]

Well said

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

Like lost the plot?

[@SuperWackamole]

@@Pentti_Hilkuri they never had a plot. Only "The Message"

[@kaylahensley1581]

Zero plot detected.

[@FrankS111]

Range of Amandla Steinberg’s acting: Happy 😐 Sad 😐 Angry 😐 Surprised 😐 Terrified 😐

[@11MisterGrimm]

😂😂😂

[@blackdog8151]

But she’s like hot right i guess lol

[@patrickhenry8425]

@@blackdog8151 keep guessing. That ain't it.

[@johndarksouls4566]

Dick Flash 😐

[@AshCosgrove]

@@blackdog8151 She's got a good body, decent face, but a dogwater personality. Instant 1/10.

[@rexlumontad5644]

It's hilarious that Mae may seem to be a skilled assassin yet couldn't handle a Space Otter who stomped on her foot.

[@zachrohler1047]

To be fair we had a padawan outperform masters and knights in the last episode. So let's just assume the little otter is a more advanced fighter (for some dumbass reason) than mae.

[@patrickhenry8425]

lol @ 'skilled'

[@TaoScribble]

​@@zachrohler1047 The smaller hitbox makes them better or something.

[@no_player_commentary]

I mean is she really skilled though lesbi honest here

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

Darth Bazil.

[@Kemot300]

"If you hate yourself, Star Wars Acolyte is the show for you!" I mean, I do hate myself but not that much!

[@andyappleton3353]

They should force criminals to watch this as punishment

[@rexlumontad5644]

Twins growing up separated cannot keep the same hairstyle and would have drifted apart to establish their own respective identities and lives.

[@shadowedknight66]

Ah, but you forget.....the force. /s

[@ownedmaxer607]

@@shadowedknight66 the force is female, so that means it can do anything with no limits whatsoever, because that's how bad bitches slay, honey!

[@Welnisty]

@@ownedmaxer607 The Force can pregnat lesbian witch, so, are you sure it's female?

[@ownedmaxer607]

@@Welnisty When I said anything, I meant it; don't you know women can do anything and don't need a man for it? You must be living in a cave, you bigot!

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@Welnisty it identifies as female, you bigot!

[@thelaughingrouge]

Leia in a metal bikini Problematic. Acolyte having the mc spy on a naked guy and the camera focusing on his body? Stunning and brave!

[@TheNikoNik]

Yass totally-not-pervert queen!

[@zachrohler1047]

Assistant to Harvey Weinstein no less.

[@Hravngrimm]

@@zachrohler1047Lesley definitely got a “taste” of amandla. The role was made specifically for amandla before the show was even green lit..

[@BruhMoment-fr4zr]

Progressives have no problem with fan service or “objectification” so long as it’s catering to the tastes of women or the LGBT. They get their treats, you get a lecture. What else is new.

[@davidnayce7885]

What makes it even better is the dialogue that takes place shortly after the clip Gundam showed, where Osha is holding an unignited light saber with both hands like a large d-... well, Qimir starts talking about how she misses holding it in her hands, and it's so suggestive that I swear the intent is to take it out of context!

[@rexlumontad5644]

Everyone to Prequel Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."

[@Jaco059]

Still bad just not as bad as

[@AcshualSnotski]

I was fine with the Prequel Trilogy, to be honest. The kids loved it, and it was relatively wholesome for the family, while ending on a dark note, and becoming more serious as it closed. The fight scene for Yoda was pretty hilarious, though. The entire theater erupted in laughter, which I don't think is what Lucas had intended.

[@Carribla]

Everyone should know by now that revenge of the sith was worth it for the prequel trilogy. The first 6 movies will always be great.

[@V4Now]

​​@@Jaco059the prequels have redeeming qualities. We got to see jedi fighting in their prime. We gotbto see more different types of Aliens, Christopher Lee was awesome. Ian McDormot was awesome. The Memes. It has a realistic reason for the jedi dying out/executed. The darth plagus story Both Clone Wars shows The killing of Younglings Good stuff👍🏿

[@MadsFeierskov]

Right? Now people are so surprised that people are looking more favorably on the prequels, but it's because it's all relative. Compared to the original trilogy, the prequels were quite bad, but we had no idea how bad Disney Star Wars could be. They look like Schindler's List compared to the sequels and the shows.

[@TheRatingz]

I felt my soul leave my body when you said the "sith is a derogatory term" part.

[@py_a_thon]

Oh no, that grey jedi is actually just a misunderstood good ol boy who chokes people to death...

[@Edgecrusherdk]

Its like like these muppets ever looked up the source material. since Sith was originaly a race

[@robertwalton434]

It’s hilarious that we’re the “political” ones when they’re replacing all the established lore.

[@RhysCallinan-hf7qx]

Considering the Sith call themselves that after the extinct race of the same name. So its the current day sith that are culturally appropriating another races stuff.

[@PrincessFionaYT]

But Lucas DID know to hire Johnston, McQuarrie, Dylstra, Willams. Who has Leslye Hired? Her untalented friends.

[@Lightofdavid81]

Episode 6... our headaches continue.

[@dinduslayer]

Not mine. I'm just watching Nerdrotic, Gundam and Drinker to keep up with the train wreck.

[@Lightofdavid81]

@@dinduslayer it will get better

[@Bill-e-Goat]

@@Lightofdavid81😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah based on the past products that’s definitely gonna happen….

[@XgoodbyeX]

​@@Lightofdavid81i said that after the sequels, the best we got was mando and andor the rest are all c-tier garbage.

[@dinduslayer]

@@Lightofdavid81 That's what you said when you voted for Biden too?

[@parapendejadas4913]

Ep. 1: someone gets stun... Ep. 2: someone gets stun... Ep. 3: someone gets stun... Ep. 4: someone gets stun... Ep. 5: someone gets stun... Ep. 6: someone gets stun... Ep. 7: someone gets stun... Ep. 8: someone gets stun again... Amazing work Lesbi Headlamp 🙌🙌😏😏

[@11MisterGrimm]

Lock it in YaY! 😂

[@poeticsilence047]

Space Ballz knew what made Star Wars great. That's what made it funny.

[@Theranthrope]

It's like how Galaxy Quest and The Orville are superior Trek than everything Paramount has put out in the last 20 years.

[@Doooooooooooood]

Cuts her hair with a light saber gets an absolute professional finish, so good with one swipe of the blade the jedi can't instantly notice a difference

[@ikept_the_jethryk2421]

"It's time to get rid of your Head & Shoulders"

[@XgoodbyeX]

It's funny since her hair would catch fire just being in proximity to a lightsaber, but people survive getting stabbed so im not even sure they understand how a lightsaber works.

[@MwahMwahProductions]

Hair curling lightsabre merch incoming...

[@NonchalantBoyo7896]

Lost implies there was a plot to begin with

[@kizunadragon9]

The original race of Beings that discovered the dark side of the force and how to use it were called the SITH. It's never been a slur it's a race of people.

[@Ramsey276one]

REALLY?!? XD

[@py_a_thon]

Not a race. An ideology. Embrace free will my friend. You are not what the stars say you need to be.

[@kizunadragon9]

@@py_a_thon the Sith were literally a race. look them up

[@py_a_thon]

@@kizunadragon9 What is a race? Like a marathon?

[@RavenclawDaisy95]

And they called themselves Pureblood Sith. Which makes the "derogatory slur" allegation sound so fucking stupid.

[@idklol4197]

"the misogyny of the auteur myth" is one of the most outrageous phrases i've ever heard

[@weswolever7477]

What does it mean?

[@iceprism367]

I can't even tell what she was trying to say in that quote.

[@idklol4197]

@@iceprism367 basically that the lone brilliant artist doesnt exist and that its sexist for you to think an lesbian industry girlboss cant be just as good

[@iceprism367]

@@idklol4197 Ah, it's that stupid argument. As if no singular person has ever had a lot of good ideas on their own or had a knack for something.

[@dustinteague2532]

It’s only misogyny because people like what he did more than her DEI checklist. It’s how gaslighters operate-try to make you feel stupid so you rely on them to tell you how to think. I’ve noticed she falls back on big word and delusions of grandeur whenever people call her out for this BS she calls a 180 million dollar series.

[@TheElbowMerchant]

Star Wars: Acolyte had a plot to lose? I never would have guessed. Thanks for the entertainment, Gundam!

[@dbsommers1]

This is the plot women run on: if men like it, destroy it.

[@bbudimanalqodri]

Make sense... Now they objectifying men in movies. No straight men want it.

[@DrakeTimbershaft]

I think we should get even and turn Twilight into The Expendables: 80’s action stars impaling brooding vampires with rocket propelled grenades and the moody emo soundtrack is replaced by Metallica’s “Disposable Heroes.”

[@highbread817]

I don't necessarily think that's the case with more than half the women out there. Not everyone is completely feminist

[@andyappleton3353]

I really don't understand why people of a certain mentality decided that for women to be relevant, they had to attempt to make male-dominated franchises like action and fantasy into their own. There's a reason why little boys like what they like and little girls like what they like. It's like, to be equal doesn't have to mean being the same.

[@jhandy5510]

​@DrakeTimbershaft so basically a more explosive version of Underworld? I'm down!

[@twitchsopamanxx]

Third fiscal year of losses, ladies and gentlemen!

[@rexlumontad5644]

Qimir looking like he's in an Old Spice commercial.

[@TaoScribble]

I dunno, the men in the Old Spice commercials had nicer faces and didn't remind me of Twilight.

[@harbl99]

"Look at your droid. Now back at me. Look at your holocron. Now back to me. Your Jedi Master may not be me, but with Kessel Spice he could smell like me." (etc)

[@MwahMwahProductions]

Old Space 😆

[@skateboard_sandwich]

When the behind-the-scenes drama of a show overcomes the show itself, there's a big problem.

[@TheNikoNik]

It's utter garbage, so its only use is to warm with the dumpster fire

[@kri249]

It's like the reverse of production hell.

[@neoasura]

Batwoman has entered the chat.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Yeah, I could care less about this boring asz show.

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

​@@CleverGirlAAH couldn't* care less. Saying you _could_ care less explicitly states there is a lower level of caring than your current one, and it could be at really any range. You could care a whole lot and be capable of caring less by still caring a lot. Thanks for coming to my English phrases class!

[@Kemot300]

How generous of you Gundam to suggest that there ever was a cohesive plot to begin with.

[@dantespicysausage9615]

Theyre literally saying its thirst material like they took Star Wars away from an already welcoming community and turned it into a worn out preheating oven soup of subpar

[@Snakedude4life]

“Apathy is Death.” 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@yassinefarah2423]

Indeed, apathy is death.

[@nda16fm]

This episode sounds like a plot to a dirty movie. You want to see my light saber? I'll let you hold it.

[@TaoScribble]

That's what blind people 'watching' this show get. The *official* subtitles that describe what's going on unironically sound like an erotica novel. It's kinda hilarious. XD

[@voiceofreason4551]

The Lusty Agronian Space Lesbos

[@RhysCallinan-hf7qx]

Considering its Asian Ezra Miller and the cold water, its more of a light butterknife.

[@MwahMwahProductions]

It sounds similar to something Headland probably would've heard coming from Weinsteins office.

[@Wolfdorf]

Imagine getting invited to a fan club, the start attacking the creator, the fans themselves, then change the thing the fan club exists for in a way that is no longer recognized and then expect outsiders to become part of the fan club that required money for them to be a part of. We are close for ppl to start saying being Sith is being black, just as they did with Wow and the orcs, and then ban the term hahaha

[@patrickhenry8425]

Their sole purpose is to destroy

[@py_a_thon]

WoW has way more ground to stand on in regards to that neo-colonialism ideology lol.

[@py_a_thon]

Banana republic history alone is enough to kek at the meme in WoW.

[@wmd13194]

Just a summary of what happens when you invite women into anything

[@akira8393]

There's a reason we advocate for gatekeeping.

[@spookrockcity]

I like when the robot came on her face

[@BasementPepperoni]

This Tumblr fanfiction didn't lose the plot, it never had one.

[@PrinsaVossum]

Star Wars: *releases Acolyte episode 6* It'sAGundam: "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

that doesnt even work... there are no "old men" involved, quite LITERALLY the problem.. way to misuse a dead meme

[@Ns-gq9no]

With the random inserts of DSP clips, we can see that the children is yearning for another 3 hours long DSP video...

[@Book-Mark]

The Acolyte makes The Star Wars Holiday Special from '78 look like a masterpiece.

[@jaggededge11]

8:35 - Spaceballs was a phenomenal spoof. It clearly demonstrates just how much respect (And not malice) the film crew had for the source material. Even detached from the source material, the movie stands on it's own due to it's absurdity and humour. A similar comparison could be made for Weird Al and his song parodies. While they may be goofy, they still go out of their way to respect the source material while also making it enjoyable in it's own right.

[@hcook1023]

Kotor reboot being cancelled is like pulling the life support, we were hopeful they could recover but once we found out Kotor was braindead there's just a sense of relieved acceptance now that it's over

[@egnaroelprup]

My only hope is they don't weekend at bernie's it

[@shonen_x_trash2488]

BRO! I thought Nerdrotic was making fun of the show by making it sound like erotica with that description.... THAT NARRATION CAME FROM DISNEY?!?!?! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhA

[@rogerborg]

This video has inspired to re-re-re-watch Darth Maul: Apprentice, which is _still_ higher quality Star Wars than anything Disney has created.

[@DK_Vandaryn]

I highly recommend you also watch TK-436 it’s a story from a stormtrooper perspective and THIS is what Finns story should have or could have been.

[@megaflux7144]

the question is "who wrote this bullshit?" so the whole world knows to never have anything to do with them again.

[@babycabbit]

Imagine giving an interview and saying, Like, like, like, like, like. Over and Over, AND OVER. AND. OVER.

[@DrakeTimbershaft]

@@babycabbit Headlamp is an overgrown teenager who never learned to speak correct English.

[@TheSEWEGI]

The "yaaaas yaaaas" lady is even worse than that with all her "sorta" and "kinda". Makes me sick listening to them

[@fokker1138]

I have to thank you and all the others for making this trainwreck entertaining. I could never watch the actual show without wanting to self-delete.

[@ernestogerena7419]

It's like driving pass a place that once was wholesome and now it's a topless bar.

[@TheSEWEGI]

The comparison is incorrect. You still can have a good time in a topless bar. The Acolyte brings only pain

[@ernestogerena7419]

@@TheSEWEGI True. LOL

[@aurora2687]

3:11 In an attempt to prop up the Acolyte they accidentally reveal how badly everything else is doing 😂 They were bragging about 4.8 million views of the first two episodes! Let's be generous by not splitting it in the middle and say 3.6 million tuned in for the first episode. With roughly 150 million subscribers that's still significantly less than 3 percent. If we split it in the middle by assuming everyone who watched episode 1 also watched episode 2 we get around 1.6 percent viewership. By bragging about it doing better than so many other projects they're admitting everything else doesn’t even get 3 percent of subscribers tuning in!

[@quitenerdy1]

Blind people about to coom at 6:00

[@Ramsey276one]

O M G XD

[@blueandgreen24]

I have to give Disney some credit for indirectly providing us with some A+ content because even though I haven’t watched one minute of this show, the videos that it has spawned from guys like you, Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic and others has been phenomenal

[@kristenasskickin]

I’d like to recommend Mauler, Greg Owen, Robot Head, and Sheev Talks if you enjoy criticism of Disney Star Wars. I honestly have never been a fan of the series, I’ve seen exactly 1/3 films out of each trilogy, but I’m familiar enough with the story that I can understand what I’m hearing when listening to people talk about it. And let me just say, again speaking as a non-fan, I absolutely cannot believe what has been done to this IP. The disrespect, arrogance, and spite combined with the sheer incompetence and shortsightedness just blows my mind. I can’t get enough of it - there’s so much to be learned in terms of what NOT to do as a creator/writer.

[@hebarur22]

Sony cancelling the KotoR reboot is probably the best news that I had heard today. One more game saved from the DEI plague.

[@Enigma75614]

It got canceled a while ago because development was such a disaster

[@MisterSinisterReviews]

The same people who enjoyed The Acolyte, are the same people that wear crocs during sex.

[@codesjoker]

Thank you, I need to wash my brain after that image you put in my head 😂

[@johnnywilkerson8834]

Crocs bare foot or with socks?

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

​@@johnnywilkerson8834 dress socks, in sports mode.

[@horatiusromanus]

That is one of the most unusually savage insults I have heard in a long time.

[@gogmaziosfuse1151]

STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

[@davidmorgan1038]

2 more Gundam… You can do it - take it for the team…

[@Lillia-nu2xt]

Dude, your videos are awesome, keep it real

[@planetbob6703]

You can't tell me they aren't laundering money with these projects😂

[@py_a_thon]

Hollywood accounting is not money laundering. Generally it is just creative accounting combined with the immoral lack to fulfill the fiduciary responsibility towards shareholders. And that is technically 100% legal when done properly.

[@aonghusofaolain8686]

Embezzling

[@py_a_thon]

@@aonghusofaolain8686 Could be. There are many ways that billionaires can legally "embezzle" money tho.

[@r3771-n2r]

Acolyte has NOT lost the plot... Can't lose something you never had....

[@Lord_Deimos]

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the fans that are misogynists"

[@tuongpham7609]

The gopher makes OG GCI Sonic look good.

[@ziplockcreations2313]

Funny how the "male gaze" is a problem, but the female gaze can be displayed for the whole world to see, without an issue, even on Disney+... #RulesForTheeButNotForWe #DoAsWeSayNotAsWeDo

[@obiejerusalem8587]

Thank you, Papa Gundam. You're the last voice of reason in this crazy world.

[@suezcontours6653]

I like this Twilight version of Star Wars

[@PaulieMcCoy]

Not the last voice of reason, there are others. I get your meaning, however. (@PtolemySL not sure what the handles are on Rumble, Odyssey, etc)

[@Professional-Hater-No.1]

Daddy Gundam not Papa.

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

This is the best Star Wars content in years, i haven't seen so many hilarious reviews from any show as good as this one.

[@KoalaTContent]

3:26 This claim is actually even worse than you think; This is an attempt to cover up the fact that Sith haven't been seen for over a THOUSAND years before Episode I, yet this show randomly has a Sith appear only 100 years before Episode I, and this show even features the same Jedi who stated we haven't seen a Sith in a thousand years. This show takes place before that Jedi was even born...

[@Wild_Danimal]

Gundam just speaks to my soul

[@corbanb5]

Just remember that Leslie Headland ex personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein is attracted to immoral characters and likes people using their power the way they want and sympathizing with them. Take that into context and think about it.

[@dunkyking6310]

She's a member of the tribe

[@zacharyrollick6169]

3:38 Damn tourists. The Sith were a race conquered by the exiled dark Jedi. They were henceforth known as the Lords of the Sith. AKA, Sith Lords.

[@richardanzlovar5372]

There is no way this show is as successful as they say.

[@planetbob6703]

Why is it always a theme about the abusive dark side user being shipped with the female protagonist? Reylo, this "we don't even know he's a Sith" Sith guy, ...50 shades of grey... We haven't forgotten the used cucumbers left in theaters! Would have been a true crimes episode if he hadn't been an attractive rich guy. Not to mention all the enemies to lovers fanfictions. There seems to be a disproportionately large group of people who are into abusive partners, but when you point it out you're the (insert buzzword of tge week)!

[@AllGodInfinity]

The "Sith" was an alien species that lived on Korriban. They were strong with the dark side of the force, so later on the Dark Jedi made their planet their home & used their species name to denote the Dark Jedi from then on!

[@Hepheat75]

The Acolyte is a show that makes Wattpad fanfiction look like a masterpiece.

[@harbl99]

Look at the list of writers on that show. (8 min 10 seconds mark) No two episodes are written by the same team of people! Successive episodes of an _ongoing eight episode narrative_ aren't written by the same people. Suddenly the attention deficit, 'no memory formation possible' characterisation makes perfect sense.

[@JDStone20]

It'sAGundam should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and/or the Congressional Medal of Honor for his service during the Culture Wars.

[@TaoScribble]

2:44 I don't even play Elden Ring and I laughed at this quote. I don't think she even plays video games or knows anyone who does, because that claim makes no sense. For stats or for fashion, _most players are going to be wearing something._ XD I genuinely think Headland just perpetually spouts BS. She says whatever she thinks is trendy, but knows nothing about anything she says. Heck, she flip-flops in her interviews almost as much as Mae does in the show.

[@ryanaton606]

Peak "Itsagungdam"! Love it. You and Nerdronic are awesome.

[@Berserkism]

3:37 They don't even know that the "Sith" were a race, an Empire. The teachings of the Sith are what Palpatine follows and hence a Dark Lord of the Sith. Using the Dark Side doesn't make you a Sith. It's specific teachings, training and dedication. Ever heard the term Dark Jedi, yeah not a Sith but a Dark Side user.

[@WokioWolfy]

You should read Public Domain, which is about a family of artists trying to reclaim their father's ownership of a comic book series that got super popular and shows how much corporations, actors, anyone outside of those who created the comic in the first place care about the comic's legacy or the people that even made it.

[@RonSwanson2024]

Step 1 - Your 401k gives its fund to Blackrock. Step 2 - Blackrock’s ESG fund finances Disney’s DEI content Step 3 - Blackrock shorts Disney Step 4 - Disney sets fire to billions each year. Step 5 - Profit! …for Blackrock and Disney, but not for you. It’s 2008 all over again. Only it’s entertainment instead of real estate.

[@BoydsofParadise]

KZbin algorithms has kept this channel off my radar.

[@stechuskaktus3577]

Common Disney have the Balls, Produce the Disney-Star Wars Christmas Special.

[@alchemystudiosink1894]

Much of these IPS are like trying to make a Waterpark for cats by kicking out all the dogs, and then wondering why neither show up to come to the park.

[@hailcthulhu419]

I have not seen a single episode of this shitshow, but I can predict where it's going just by what I've seen in reviews. Smilo Ren was a padowan on the mission to the lesbian witch planet. We will find out that not only was he there at the time, but so was his master the green bald lesbian jedi. When all hell broke loose and the jedi started killing lesbian space witches, he objected and his master gave him that scar on his back with her stupid whip sabre. Left for dead, he was the one that found and rescued May. He trained her in the force, while simultaneously expanding his own knowledge of the dark side. Leslie Headland is such a hack. She actually thought, "but what if the jedi were bad" would make a compelling story.

[@hailcthulhu419]

Well, that aged like milk. I gave Headland too much credit thinking she could make something approaching a coherent, albeit predictable, narrative. She is just a Star Wars hating, brain-dead, alphabet pinko.

[@thetabletopsedge]

“Apes don’t read philosophy!” “Yes, they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it.”

[@maddchem0153]

Leslie cried saying Star Wars saved her life the she stabbed it in the back and slit its throat.

[@dunkyking6310]

Typical lesbian violence XD

[@RageReaver187]

I love it that anyone knows about "LetMeSoloHer" at this point 🤣

[@hermitcard4494]

This decade has had good moral and value teachings: DONT GET ATTACHED TO NOR WORSHIP ANY PRODUCTS. LET THE PRODUCTS GO BROKE IF THEY WANT. EMBRACE TRADITION, THE OLD WAYS AND THE ROMAN EMPIRE.

[@aulvinduergard9952]

You mean embrace endless war, worship Washington DC as if it were a god, and don't mind the power-hungry madman in charge of it all? ...Seems kind of a strange tradition to return back to.

[@hermitcard4494]

@@aulvinduergard9952 the roman empire is a meme metaphor. You can go back to be a feminist soy guy.

[@convergence1point]

@hermitcard4494 In great irony, you are actually over target. A little digging in history, namely the “politically incorrect” side of history will reveal that Christianity was the original “woke” movement of the Roman era. And today, its sliding into its back into its hedonistic collectivist roots. People are literally returning to a time before Catholic Rome.

[@joesomebody3365]

@@convergence1point I wish we had gotten Aurelian's Sol Invictus monotheism instead of Christianity. It would have been so much cooler.

[@DKyle327]

The way HW’s secret keeper thinks. Police sketch artists create the criminal the person was mugged by.

[@taz3810]

Bigot jedi will go: "IM GONNA SAY THE S-WORD!"

[@TheDapperDragon]

NOT WITH THE SOFT TH

[@harryd.4400]

OMFG! Who knew the Audio Description track would be… spicy! 😂

[@kodek1234]

Claiming McQuarrie was the one that created SW is a bit of a dick move. I guess the Mouse is falling out of love with good old George.

[@andrewhoneycutt7427]

I like the nod to Mystery Science Theater. 😂

[@macarahneil2154]

Twilcolyte toxic romance with 50 Shades of Smilo Gray BDSM implications due to the purple whip and back scars. And introducing, the Twinkawan Soynobi character.

[@Mijemega]

0:43 Yes!, it is you... For watching it and reviewing it... (I hope you at least downloaded it in "One🏴‍☠️Piece" style...)

[@diquadhumungersaur492]

headland is a living Funkopop

[@mrb4852]

One of your endearing aspects Gundam is your reading proficiency

[@asolgaming-jp7rf]

So they're spending $180M per episode, and everything we're seeing, from writing to set design, is subpar. I think there might be some embezzlement involved.

[@aonghusofaolain8686]

I thought it was 180 for the whole season

[@Tundra.]

@@aonghusofaolain8686 It is $180 million for everything, and about $22 million for each episode. OP just misunderstood the G-1 reference, which had a notoriously tiny budget.

[@42Mrgreenman]

4:45 Damn shout-outs to Caddy Shack AND Barenaked Ladies? You spoil us!

[@realitybear5574]

I'm glad that I am responsible for the downfall of Star Wars. I never knew I had so much power. I promise to use this power to end this hot mess. You're welcome!

[@MwahMwahProductions]

The power of one...

[@JoakimOtamaa]

​@MwahMwahProductions This gave me a chuckle, thanks.

[@MwahMwahProductions]

@@JoakimOtamaa 👍

[@mxvega1097]

Actors and directors used to say "that property, IP, series, love it, such an honor to to part of it, hope I deliver". Now it's more like "that property, IP, series, love the idea of it, so awesome to make it part of ME, hope it delivers ... for me". And there's a massive substrate of pandering fanfic "journalism" to capture every witless word of self-regard from them. How the hell did we get here?

[@CoffeeBrainzz]

4:26 That was good, thanks for the chuckle 🥲 It honestly HAS lost the plot. 2 episodes left and I have absolutely NO IDEA what the end goal is… like AT ALL! Are we just waiting for Sol to finish his single sentence he’s been choking on?? I know he just learned English but spit it out man! 😷😮‍💨

[@Constellasian]

These people continue shooting themselves in the foot. More "normal" folks are starting to reject the double standards demands. I'm glad they're beginning to lose money... though, not losing it fast enough.

[@steelshepherd6843]

LMAO, the Caddyshack gopher bit, duuuude

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

All those Star Wars fan film makers need to get together and make something that blows Disney's garbage out of the water.

[@horatiusromanus]

That would require Star Wars to have fans, and then for them to care enough to do anything for the IP. Which at this point is two massive hurdles to leap over.

[@joel1245]

The way the AI described the scene shows she's immensely hungry to bite that skin. Listen to the voice!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@kicon7714]

/Troglodytes