I Asked My Viewers To Send Their Screen Time Again...

[@ItsJoko]

PLUSHIES ARE ONLY AVAILABLE FOR 3 MORE DAYS: youtooz.com/products/joko-hugger-plush-9-inch GET A LITTLE GOOBER CREATURE BEFORE THEY ARE GONE FOREVER

[@GEMALERT]

little gooner creature

[@TheGrassKing]

They need to touch grass

[@GEMALERT]

Thw gooner creature you dare delete me

[@ShaAngFox]

By the way, I mirror me out of once made a video showing off my screen time and one of the times - showed it was a KZbin app which showed a small amount of 140 hours on KZbin

[@bugfreaked]

I WAS BUGFREAKED I WASNT GOONING I JUST DONT HAVE THE KZbin APP INSTALLED !!!!!! I WAS WATCHING KZbin ON SAFARI !!! I PROMMY

[@BenBattis]

I believe it, it’s on my phone too.

[@Sola_991]

I'm not a gooner too and he called me a gooner :sob:

[@javarafi6]

convince me all you want im suuuuure you're gooning

[@TeemoQuinton]

Gooners in denial

[@TheRatician]

DON'T LIE YOU SILLY GOONER BOYS(or etc.)

[@moofurg]

By the way, the reason why people get absurd hours on settings is because changing the time from the beginning to the end of the week and make it say you have spent a ton of time on settings,.

[@MistyTheCat-n9j]

So I can get 168hrs in a week?

[@moofurg]

@@MistyTheCat-n9j yes

[@MistyTheCat-n9j]

@@moofurg nice, I’ll do it next video (maybe)

[@clarawilliams4359]

Seeing both Zenless, Genshin and Enstars in a Joko video gave me whiplash 😭

[@Sola_991]

I like honkai star rail :33333

[@H0gsl1ce]

That one frame of Cookie Run Kingdom caught me off guard cause that's the only game I play lmao

[@AhmedMohammed-pf3jk]

Im still confused as to y ppl h8 it , I played back during its release it was a good game just not my type of game, Im a more combat-focused games player

[@M1zyu_is_better]

​@@H0gsl1ce hoohoo🤑

[@H0gsl1ce]

@@M1zyu_is_better Hoohoo

[@foxxinrox]

It's funny as fuck to call it out, but the high safari time doesn't always mean gooning. I've got 21 hours in ten days on it, but reading light novels and shit on Royal Road is what I spend most of my time doing. It's certified Reader behavior.

[@redikaicore]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@loserlw337]

You can be gooning while reading tho

[@TeemoQuinton]

Gooning in denial

[@silverdrag0n_]

it's fanfiction reader behavior in my case. i'm just out here reading about sad little guys and their issues.

[@TheMemeLocomotive]

I have like 2h of screen time on safari this week from exclusively math problems

[@DUNESDAY_ART]

I think we all know what the J really does stand for Also very happy to get featured in the video :3

[@Dingdongrioden]

Jorking

[@matthewboire6843]

Jshlatt

[@lunacolonthree-silly]

it stands for jelqo

[@firirk4150]

Jerma

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

Joel

[@Falutia]

21:39 aye thats me, im the twitcher! I twitch everytime i see jokos live notification!

[@co11n]

15:40 HOP OFF PEAK RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@legioneras4576]

TIME TO WAKE UP

[@SauloSantos-tm2ls]

WAKE UP PROJECT MOON SLEEPER AGENTS

[@rockylmaoo]

22:45 I LOVE SPREADING RUMORS

[@guesst234]

6:24 "uGh, yUr StILL NoT dOnE,SIs"

[@OrcaIguana]

Watching this at work to get up those hours. 100 hours a week when I use my computer more isn't enough 💪

[@phantomkid10]

15:06 bro named it “an expensive piece of shit” 🤣🤣

[@rainbowskyelines]

16:36 hey that's me! the summer break + no car combo made me way more chronically online than usual sorry chat

[@alchemlemnis]

Osc

[@Cyan4h]

IM BEING FOLLOWED BY THE OSC AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHH

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Please explain the 49 hours and 52 minutes of character ai

[@rainbowskyelines]

@brendanjohnson4790 I just have things to say and i cant talk to real people since yknow. summer. no school. so fictional characters it is.....

[@bradigan]

I watch youtube through safari when I'm at work cuz it lets you play videos in the background without paying for premium. Got at least 35 hrs of safari a week that way.

[@Zyklesdoeswhatif]

6:50 Dooky battle??? My brother in christ it's dokkan you can't say it worse than that😭

[@F15EX_Eagle_II]

Damn, I dont think you can me it more obvious that youre a weeb

[@Qwaziop]

Isn't that how it's pronounced

[@kirby69813]

My 90 hours weekly on KZbin: (I don’t have autoplay on, so it just turns off after the video ends when I fall asleep)

[@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb]

That's over half a week on youtube

[@kirby69813]

@@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb I know.

[@greg5805]

do not take a shot every time Joko says the word "goon" you will die

[@A_Blossoming_Lotus]

Joko you look microwave like you eat the crayon

[@DUNESDAY_ART]

My adress is white house, washton

[@euosvarietychannel6986]

I have an explanation for there being so much firefox time: youtube with adblock on mobile

[@salmonsam6205]

limbus company featured on a joko stream, yippee

[@shakaonYT]

Why is this actually really funny

[@pigable]

10:00 with android you can do longer screenshots with 'capture more'

[@Jaydenishim23]

This video makes me feel a lot better, my average screen time is like 4 hours about

[@bobbyslapin8099]

I also have a ton of time on safari but I'm also reading on Safari and that's all I do some days I'm not addicted to reading I swear I just read at almost every moment possible and constantly think about it and violently shake when I'm not reading

[@Gilmixz]

23:17 bros the background gameplay for every TikTok 😭

[@DessertArbiter]

fluffy chat is a matrix client, and matrix is an alternative to discord, in the same way that mastodon is an alternative to twitter

[@SmoothTurtle840]

ah so it’s what the people who are too freaky for the normal platforms use, got it

[@JOYBOYTHESUNGODNIKA]

5:08 cats and soup 😂yess

[@egnogg07]

15:35 bro exposed my chat, that was supposed to stay on the live chat 😭😭😭

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Will you be explaining your time on safari?

[@SadCephalopod1]

I love being publicly shamed! Thank you streamer guy!

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

Shame I couldn't share my 22hrs a week of Bloons TD 6

[@chromedahomie]

haha that’s me at 10:51

[@theflyingkirby]

20:00 CHAT IM COOKED

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Nah what you doing on safari for 5 hours and 6 minutes

[@Superawesome24]

7:40 the ensemble stars jumpscare killed me oh my god 😭😭😭😭

[@I-Stole-Your-Toast700]

When did "goon" mean masturbation and not a minion for an liek a mob boss "My Goons gonna deal whitcha! HAHAHAHA"

[@Oliva837]

11:58 boys look at this guy's time

[@namered9460]

18:23 its me, the only person to use uber eats

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Umm do you want to do any explaining on the 3 hours and 20 minutes on Reddit?

[@Rat-King]

my safari is high solely because i use youtube through it 💀 i don't get ads when i fullscreen videos on safari, and i can refresh to skip ads before the videos, im out here metagaming

[@TheUndeniablyPowerfulH]

similar justification for my high safari times

[@SmoothTurtle840]

the KZbin site on safari is so ass though, genuinely would rather deal with the ads on the app

[@imnotbeluga007]

Similar thing with me using Firefox for ~6h a day. But as a bonus, it's the only browser that supports ad blocking extensions. In fact, I looked up what gooning means and.. well.. you know. That's the closest I got to adult content.. I have no idea how people can watch that stuff. Even if someone forced me to watch it I'd turn it off in a min or two.

[@MamaLuigi1000]

Joko gooning stream when?!?!?!

[@-Zerontek-]

Limbus Company Mentioned:

[@nohandleavailable825]

He looks like a mix between chandler and mrbeast bro

[@hopeful3386]

Safari time can actually be from watching show/anime on a website. That usually why my safari is so high

[@LOGANdagerman11]

3:45 the moment you have been waiting for

[@Reyde_]

oh yes they would

[@hunterhotwheelsbanda1741]

I HAVE THE DUCK DUCK GO INSTALLED OMG 1:52

[@kingnyancow9934]

7:40 enstars mention🛴🛴

[@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb]

To explain high time usage in saffari or any search browsers, A lot of us basically pirate stuff online.

[@SkySniper1097]

1:26 that me 😂

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Care to do some explaining on the 3 hours and 24 minutes on safari?

[@SkySniper1097]

@@brendanjohnson4790ummmmmmmmm

[@Max_Lucky_Lucas]

23:12 - *Minos Prime death sound*

[@TheGoatNexarion]

For me safari is nr 1 because i read hundreds of chapters of manhua and manhwa every single day

[@bombo101]

11:50 not to mention the fact it’s 0::44 and ur phone counts the night as the start of the next day😂

[@bombo101]

So basically she used her phone 37 minutes out of 44

[@An-Average-9ers0n]

I'd like to ask that if or when you do another AI cover video that you listen to a song that uses plankton known as Plan Z where plankton straight up begins the cod zombies of spongebob. (as an extra bonus, someone made a youtube short animation about what the song might look like and its insane)

[@Haruka_world_domination]

5:05 CATS AND SOUP MENTIONED

[@zombz55]

To the person who randomly said they had 20 hours in genshin one week : I had 50 hours one week

[@the_backstaber]

duck duck go app be goated bro

[@casuallywinnin]

The problem with the least terminal online people is they could just be using computers and tvs instead of phones

[@HuntBrownlee]

Domain expansion coffin of the iron mountain 🌋 👁️

[@xinryx]

jokes on joko i spent hours a day doing picrew makers on the safari app making my favorite characters

[@Brisingr01]

He would be mortified at my monstrous yt and hoyo games. (500+ hrs in hoyo)

[@Rip_Madara11]

props to the guy with monster hunter now

[@TheIronFlash0]

so about like 10 min ago i was so mad (no comment) but im cheered up just by watching your video.

[@williamodavis]

For reference Vencord is a discord client mod

[@erin7202]

This just became a gooning stream

[@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2]

2:15 I'm getting a mental breakdown and how many hours on the apple support app and apple will block you from chatting and possibly no calls will come out and get temporary banned from your nearest Apple store and go somewhere else for help, and this person needs a psychiatrist to prescribe a drug to reduce software phobia

[@Shortness.]

my genshin screentime being 55h per week..........not even a job

[@Therian_Puppy]

Zenless zone zero is genuinely goated

[@cyancomrade]

Its a little umm…… suggestive…. but the combat is hella fun i gotta say that

[@ibe1833]

15:40 limbus company mentioned grahhh

[@ibe1833]

where are the PM sleeper agents

[@dingoescj]

character ai is (obviously) an ai app/game/website that lets you talk to any character aslong as they are in that app

[@WuCriEgreg]

13:39 how did joko not realise that it said 9/11 😂

[@Divinity_ty]

3:51 bro only blured it out in 1 place lol

[@jasonslomp3754]

Not me having 129 hours on roblox in one week 😂😂

[@MatthewHarding-sy2hz]

welcome back everybody markiplyer here and in today’s video were going to be playing five night a freddy’s

[@ben_nerf_lego]

I used to spend hours on Pinterest because it can play Minecraft monster school videos avoiding the screen time limits

[@drewgamerkid1157]

Each time I have over 50 hr in brave and that’s because I use it to watch YT, and serch stuff so it’s more like 49 hr on YT and 1 hr on internet searching. Other than that it’s just random games that I find and play new ones each week.

[@ToxicMothBoi]

As a fellow youtubemaxxer, no i dont watch shorts. I have removed shorts from my app and digitaly signed it again so my phone wont think its some sort of virus Also ai chat bot users should be jailed, ai cant consent😎 Also please make another i want you to judge my usage time

[@kevinwong_2016]

Fr💀

[@WandererOfTrades]

4:02 definetly gooning dont ask how i know

[@what_4836s]

the average gooning session is like 10 minutes for me

[@MilesMoralesWWE]

Joko I’m warning you I spend 30 hours on Safari top 1 on my screen time lol😂

[@thenobledarkshinobi5457]

last guy must have been recording subway surfer footage for the reddit story people

[@eeeuf_reborn]

QNA: Why did you put in comic sans? Everybody hates that font.

[@kevbgoolsby]

I do some youtube background at night. Somehow my daily youtube average is 24hr 20mins? Not sure i trust android.

[@Arctuated]

Joko viewers do be gooning though.

[@LegoGoldenFreeza]

6:45 Bro want Ultra gogeta 4

[@justinenjulian1567]

I feel attacked

[@RealSunshinegng]

bro looks like the guy from the 2020 3am videos bro

[@Z0rTh3Odd0n3]

Discord could also mean overnight calls, where you stay in a call w someone overnight, my sister does that a lot

[@Z0rTh3Odd0n3]

Also known as a sleep call

[@yiev]

4:33 What I do is talk to like rawr X3 "im so random" cringe ppl and I act cringe with them, it's actually very fun and freeing.

[@Zuller83747]

Literally the second after zenless zone zero was mentioned I got a 3 minute ad for it

[@DementiaInVR]

Joko def been mewing

[@Waffle0218]

30+ hours on freaking snapchat per week- i’m social i guess lol

[@Vortex_On_The_Fritz]

DUDE ME JUMPSCARE that was so scary 😭 for context fluffychat is a MESSAGING PLATFORM its very normal its normal people version is called element its just a secure messaging app also my pfp was done by my friend for artfight its a little ghost guy not a furry i beg mr joko PLEASE 🙏

[@yeet3335]

I watch 18 hour videos on KZbin till the end most days I have nothing else going on

[@thebosstin2420]

9:50 yayyy I made it in the video! Don't make fun of me guys stop

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Oh hey Reddit

[@masterofwriters4176]

10:16 or they just turned on screen time right before the video to get the numbers.

[@Just_Not_Funny00]

7:11 my friend commits arson and manslaughter in ai.

[@EndingSniper101]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@Daniel22208]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@reagantorrey69]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@glegrace]

NIAHC YAG RUPES

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@TheStupidVerdeDinosaur]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@SOm3On3]

i got high browser hours mainly because i read on different websites on each browser so i don’t get my reading mixed up lol (also not me reading any chance i get asides from watching youtube)

[@amr2002amrTM]

0:29 I call it TwiX

[@christopherrobin1616]

Got my screen time message while watching this video

[@hi-kj6ky]

Nobody is beating my weekly screen time (if I told you you would be concerned for my health).

[@borekminer]

1:25 and the worst part is that i am 50% sure thats one of those roblox e daters

[@borekminer]

theres nothing wrong with one on its own, its the combination

[@swanksisaperson]

I play so much Warzone mobile (surprised my phone hasn’t nuked my house yet), BloodStrike (Warzone knockoff that’s actually fucking goated) and Geometry Dash. Mobile gaming ain’t dead 🗣️🗣️