If You Die I Roll | Genshin Impact

[@itspaikon]

hecking heck shorter content: kzbin.info/door/9MPcpeWS0SYO6WvzRFm8xw www.twitch.tv/itspaikon discord.gg/Et9Nct8M7P

[@berrypurl1185]

:^

[@shaden4114]

I saw the stream!

[@Suiijin10]

Lol

[@somebody.nobody9711]

Your luck physically hurt me

[@kosuzawa5789]

Lmaoo

[@akitoyami4284]

Kazuha : literally dying Paikon : "He's doing good he's doing good!"

[@skybloxwoodgrinder9170]

Why does this have no replies

[@Sunny-ux1wr]

It does

[@user-nb2sj2rm7e]

It does

[@sunflower_aefer]

It does

[@cheese1964]

It does

[@xianasukkii6024]

''For some reason, everytime a Diluc joins, I feel utterly uncomfortable'' - A Diluc Main

[@ineedfood11]

Same

[@anitakhcreate]

Same, because I have to switch out 😂

[@54MMY99]

whenever i join as diluc i feel that too 😭 -another diluc main

[@tuyethuongtrinh13]

I main him too

[@yuriwashere_1385]

Same bruh

[@thermonuclearmememonke9431]

Paikon: *rolls a five star* Co-op teammates: “wanna see something funny”

[@napdatroll1718]

Co-op:Hehe Paikon:HEHE NANDAYO

[@Raiun313]

@@napdatroll1718 cringe

[@Amabelliewellie]

healer pops up

[@ilovefuhua]

@@napdatroll1718 the meme is already dead lol

[@puffle143]

@@napdatroll1718 its dead so that is kinda cringe no offence

[@XtremeNinja2208]

"Why's our kokomi doing dmg? That's not suppose to happen." -itspaikon

[@shadowfly1148]

Kokomi: *Gets hydro bonus from ascension and damage bonus based off of her max hp from burst and signature weapon*

[@e554]

@@shadowfly1148 *and still gets outdpsed by razor*

[@naturemage2]

@@e554 does kokomi outdps a Battle Barbara? Just curious

[@dxwkx9119]

@@e554 well razor is a dedicated main dps

[@e554]

​@@naturemage2 dps barbara deals more damage than kokomi but heals less, healer barbara heals more than kokomi but deals less damage. Realistically, if you run a healer barbara in a tea, (heals everyone to max in 1s with burst) vs 10s of kokomi as main dps, then healer barbara's team would probably deal more damage (1s of barbara + 9s of anyone else vs 10s of kokomi) Extra info: c6 level 90 kokomi with r5 level 90 signature weapon + whaled artifacts deals 10-17k damage with normals. A similarly invested diluc deals 30-35k normals (with vaporise, so about 20k per normal without vaporise). Oh, and diluc is considered extremely mediocre in dps.

[@hoshi1228]

Me: teammates are probably gonna die Team: dodges Me: IMPOSSIBLE

[@yurra_yurra924]

Lmao

[@hoshi1228]

Wait what u never expected this-

[@avoboy662]

Same the karma sucks

[@oksanathompson5771]

@@avoboy662 frr

[@cryingwithoutanyonebesideme]

Paikon: *gets a gold one* Teammates: Nope. Not today

[@hakitsmeap3725]

Paikon ahahahahaha

[@danidudes3239]

People hating on Yoimiya while Yoimiya just melts Azdaha

[@batatapalha1241]

Well, Yoimiya was created for fight with bosses

[@Scruttle_Pluto]

I really wanted her and i'm guaranteed pity but as a F2P I also want Raiden so I skipped her and it was worth, I also got her engulfing lightning.

[@lyna_drj]

@@Scruttle_Pluto same I was guaranteed and I wanted Raiden, my first archon and I got her hehe! But I will pull for Yoimiya when she will have a rerun!!:))) And I win the 50/50 on Kokomi, I am trying to get Childe(42 de pity) if not I am saving for Cyno ( or dendro archon !)

[@Scruttle_Pluto]

@@lyna_drj I am saving for next eula rerun or the dendro archon, I won't pull for Itto maybe Albedo for another support energy charger.

[@hansung5118]

I got her when I first started playing genshin impact. Too bad that I'm awful with bow characters.

[@RewZes]

Alternative title: My coop team won't let me fuel my gambling adiction

[@Dekmuengkan]

lmfao

[@catoftrades]

If that Kokomi who dealt the 20k dmg isn't using a meme build, I seriously want to know what their build is

[@gabrielabatista6016]

Probably heart of depts. My Kokomi is my main dps and she has 4 heart of depts and the hydro dmg goblet is from the blue and golden set from the weekly bosses (I forgot the name), plus an 90lvl skyward atlas that I got on the permanent banner (refinement one still). She's lvl 90 rn, her attack is around 2.4k and her hp is 28.5k. I still need to upgrade her talents though, need more books and devil's balloon's drop, but I plan to triple crown her and Hu Tao once I get her.

[@ishihachi]

@@gabrielabatista6016 good for u

[@Nabilhaziq206]

°

[@osechii]

@@gabrielabatista6016 THE DEVILS BALLOON DROPS ARE SO ANNOYING THO They are so tanky and barely drop the mats usually, thankfully there's a lot

[@gabrielabatista6016]

@@osechii the hydro ones specially, these things are the worst wnd they're the more common ones. Like, anemo and geo ones? Eh, kinda annoying but nothing Kokomi can't handle. THE HYDRO ONES? Try beating those things when they're imune to your main DPS attacks!! AND WHY THE FLUFF DID MIHOYO GAVE THOSE DEMON BALLOONS THE POWER TO HEAL THEMSELVES AND OTHER ENEMIES?!?! I 10/10 would rather buy the drops on the shop, if it wasn't for the fact I'm not wishing since waiting for Hu Tao (and archons help me with the giant geo lizard). Luckily, I have a very nice friend that from time to time kindly takes her Raiden, Klee and Eula to my word and helps me farm those things.

[@afiqdanieal1951]

Paikon : "if my team die, I roll" Someone with barbruh c6 : "Wanna see me end his career?"

[@AndysCoffee]

The only time paikon wants his teammates to die

[@deibu_1361]

Kokomi: *actually does decent damage* Paikon: *Wait, that's illegal!*

[@diluc4554]

I want bennett

[@atakanthebeast4097]

He was my first wish

[@virajkumar5216]

I am AR 56 and I don't have Bennet 😑.

[@RichardG.S.]

@@virajkumar5216 Same, AR 57 here and no bennet plus sayu 😭😭

[@rsha86]

@@atakanthebeast4097 SAMEEEEE

[@Eldritch_Soup]

Good luck on getting him

[@user-wz2bn9pl7n]

"we might get a third Childe rerun this year" I swear Mihoyo saw this video and said "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "

[@p4uuuu]

paikon: has enough primos for wishing x10 everytime they wish me: i wanna do that my primogems: 96 left

[@iniedea]

i have 16 vfjsjvbsfjvbfjb

[@elsa9399]

bro i only have 1-

[@derangedgato]

wish every time they wish

[@elsa9399]

@@derangedgato I dont know when they wish tho TuT i do watch streams but im usually very late

[@derangedgato]

@@elsa9399 no they literally said that in the comment as a typo and i randomly said that since it was kinda funny to me

[@Hashtag_homo14]

You know your in trouble when you hear the “Barbatos, guide us-“

[@Strobbiery]

“I SWEAR BY MY SWORD”

[@andrihusainsudra]

*"WIND, HEAR ME"*

[@kayla2828]

When childe is genshin's fav child 👁️👄👁️

[@anemorat3343]

Oml no cuz the word ‘child’ doesn’t look right without the e anymore😭

[@koto3615]

@@anemorat3343 I HATE HOW UR RIGHT LMAOO

[@emmie5211]

@@anemorat3343 fr ig ‘child’ will be childe from now on 😭

[@sirtangerine1465]

Just call him Tortilla or Ed Sheeran, works either way

[@nickeynouse6093]

I mean, if I had to design 2 combos for a character and animate both bursts I'd want to show them off too lmao

[@AthanasiusChou]

"i have never seen a diluc survive a domain" ..... It hurts, but it's true🙂

[@itsakisan163]

**When your teammates dont die somehow** 2 options 1. YESS THEY ARE SO GOODDDD 2. So I bought 90 wishes for nothing??

[@Tha_RedAmongi]

What

[@That_wanwan_guy]

"MY KOKONUT WON'T LET ME DIE" -Paikon 2021

[@meliodasdemonking5642]

IM A DILUC MAIN AND IVE ACTUALLY NEVER DIED CUS HE HAS ALMOST 30K HEALTH AND STILL DOES 77K DMG

[@Ghina0645]

B-build help out other diluc mains 😋🤰🏼💍

[@ceekayli]

wait what why does your diluc have 30k health LMAO

[@coconutshook]

Drop the build comrade 😩🤰🏻

[@Anastasia_26879]

I am a Diluc main too, his health is 20k- 8k dmg, But... Why does his brother having a 31k health???-

[@anna7_8476]

the true tank man

[@ax7868]

Itspaikon : "we're running low on uh.. Primogems" *the 6940 primo* : am i a joke to you ?

[@CB-vw7vw]

that'd be like 4 multis and 2 singles

[@obscuredivinity]

Paikon: they actually managed to die with two healers My friends and I meming around: dies with four healers

[@waterlol4994]

Seeing Kokomi doing so much damage is hilarious

[@ayyo7227]

That was one of the most entertaining streams I have ever watched

[@mikansyndrome]

Polar star is so pretty, if it was a character I would simp so hard Edit: please stop saying “Ganyu”, I personally don’t like Ganyu that much, and she’s different as well

[@sora1498]

tiktok artists the minute they see this comment: 😗✌️

[@kownampla8035]

@@sora1498 LMAOO TRUEEEE

[@godz711a8]

Bruh

[@green82929]

@@sora1498 i’d love to see that, though-

[@jamiejam9976]

Ganyu.

[@aki7266]

paikon : gets a five star co op teammates : I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@note5068]

Tips on the weapon banner: always choose the opposite desired weapon

[@adwaithanil5573]

Reverse physiology

[@polarstar4391]

yeah someone on reddit ended up with 3 MoD's after doing that

[@cloudy-gxcha]

Yeah lol I've gotten so many things of what I want by doing that lol

[@dankpepe7147]

diluc in domains are either first to die or last man standing and carries. There is no in-between

[@ren7762]

19:21 Sayu: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@susmritibhowmik2060]

Lol

[@m310nS]

Underrated

[@blueberry4209]

This video just proves how actually good Jean is

[@justnatx1325]

"not me im to good at dodging" 5 seconds later: falling backwards from a hit

[@fbtann1]

Paikon : (sigh) Time to spend more money Wallet: Noooo noooo

[@ninicazb1]

What money? He's def f2p ‼️

[@fbtann1]

No he not lol I'm not gonna be rude but it's just a joke

[@ninicazb1]

@@fbtann1 it's a joke that he's f2p 😅

[@fbtann1]

@@ninicazb1 ik

[@saharsandoqa5571]

@@ninicazb1 u actually believed the joke? Wow. U need money to get Genesis crystals and he has A BUNCH of them

[@shadowfly1148]

Paikmon: WHY IS OUR KOKOMI DOING DOING DAMAGE Kokomi: H Y D R O D A M A G E A S C E N S C I O N S T A T

[@vixizy5041]

“Nice our Jean died” “ *proceeds to say no when loosing health* ”

[@KuranKn1xx]

Paikon: Please sword Barbara: *TAdA BaRbARa’s HEre*

[@rajathr2240]

"I have too many characters" Never thought I would hear a genshin player say that

[@malsawmtluangapachuau7207]

I love how he said"Benett you can be the one " he seems to be mean the one to save them but he really meant the one to be dead,lol🤣

[@zeldas_secretstone]

Teammate: *dies* Paikon: *victory dance*

[@ncitysbong3381]

Paikon: laughs at Xinyan dying first* rebevile: didn’t you die as Ayaka

[@JongkieArt]

Paikon you're not alone. It's been 5 weeks since I got my last single solvent. I fought 5 weekly bosses every week and got nothing 😒.

[@garlicbreadsupremacy8176]

It's been 7 weeks for me 😃

[@damneverythinghurtsstartsb3227]

it's been 84 years

[@LesbianImpact]

I don’t fight bosses till I need them to ascend characters

[@cloudy-gxcha]

What are solvents used for again I have a bunch of them

[@Smoke16666]

Ive been having "bad" thoughts recently and youve kept me going your funny,your vids r original and you put i so much effort and we all really appreciate thank you :)

[@Hinata8778]

"I've never seen a Diluc survive a domain" Me who's never died while playing Diluc: Hmm.. interesting 🤔

[@lovelyqu]

i love how raider shogun won’t even heal herself at the statue

[@moonknyxght]

"i have never seen anyone die in the childe domain" - i flashbacked to the number of times everyone died in his electro phase...good thing though cause i had to learn how to solo his electro phase and i got more confident fighting him B)

[@boomboom5927]

I like how the windows error sound sounded after he got Amos bow lol

[@char.8291]

Me, who dies even when I have qiqi and bennet on my team: ur going broke today.

[@StarlightRite]

Paikon: “Lets use Xiao.” Paikon: “No, He’s creepy.”

[@adhyawhan]

"Too many characters!" Ah, suffering from success

[@venny3892]

Cmon now, this was the perfect time to bring Kiko to play with you

[@Eh-mg3qn]

Electro slime: You spin my head right round right round~ Paikon: Wtf Is that?!

[@zuunotfound.e]

"I'm too good at dodging" *dies later on* (I'm sorry😭)

[@rashid4590]

Itspaikon: 5つ星を転がす Co-op teamates: 素敵ないたずらを見たいですか。

[@elknolasshrineofraja3966]

🌸😼It could perhaps be said of such a noble commitment, “let the good times roll perhaps”? Why let the bad puns roll!😼🌸

[@nikoquityoutube2225]

Paikon : SWORD?? SWORD??? Me : It a frikin claymore dude

[@skybloxwoodgrinder9170]

A claymore is a sword its just a big sword

[@-red5231]

6:35 true. diluc is always the first one to die in domains, based on my experience

[@qiqx8169]

19:21 That eletcro slime be rolling tho😫☝️💫

[@otaku-chananime3026]

Mihoyo: Kokomi healer, she can't crit Kokomi mains: Hehehe 20k dmg go brrrr Paikon, Mihoyo: HOW IN THE ACTUAL HECK IS THAT POSSIBLE!? Kokomi mains: Zhongli, look at me. I'm the highest HP haver now. **menacingly T posing with 60k HP** Kokomi is so much fun to play. Azhadah curse? Heal. Childe's whale? Heal. She can either out heal or tank it with the jellyfish and her HP cap. For build I have 4 piece HOD with one Hydro dmg bonus that is not HOD Can't wait to build her as my support dps UPDATE: Promoted to Sub DPS

[@shadowfly1148]

Oh I have Kokomi but I thought that the best build for her would be 2-piece HoD 2-piece Maiden with as much hp as possible + hydro cup. I would find my ideal build not just for healer Kokomi because of her burst’s buff and 4th ascension passive.

[@ren_MY]

@@shadowfly1148 I think the best build might be the new artifact set that coming in 2.3 maybe?

[@otaku-chananime3026]

@@ren_MY Yeah I'm planning to see if it makes a difference. If so, Half HOD, half of the new artifacts. Maidens does give the healing bonus, but didn't really work out well. I mean I have one artifact with 23% healing bonus so yeah, not wasting 2 slots on that 15% I think it was healing bonus.

[@gabrielabatista6016]

Same with my Kokomi, she's main and she's an absolute tank (though her hp is only 28.5k, I have to hunt more devil's balloons to triple crown her). I end up getting a lot of defense on her subs (not to the point it was actually getting on the way or making the artifact bad though), and her defense is 940 right now, I can literally take almost any attack with kokomi and in the absolute worst scenerio it'll get a bit over half her hp bar, which she can cure easily. Seriously, she's awesome.

[@reicorner5319]

Can i know what main stats and substat u build?

[@goingeast]

I just realize how much I find it funny whenever paikon gasps on things

[@YusufKhan-pt5pr]

Itspaikon: give me the sword The healer gods: no we will curse you from the barbara

[@slimesquire9304]

"For every time child gets a rerun, i pull for constellation"

[@ddropeverythingn0w]

Yesterday I got two dream solvents in a row and both got a legendary. ( Childe and Wolf of the North) I'm AR 35

[@mikotocel]

ok

[@zadakhan5885]

oky.

[@Artermist]

ok

[@ddropeverythingn0w]

I'm so sorry If I sound like I'm bragging I'm trying not too.

[@eliza..12]

wait you get dream solvents at ar35? oh

[@ikami5231]

The fact he called kokomi KOKONUT MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER!

[@Nockgun]

lol

[@wilsenoke]

Paikon: "Is this the favonius weapon banner?" Me: "Always has been"

[@thebestpandagamer6963]

Almost everyone: “Omg I’m so excited for the first geo archer Me: *patiently waits for a pyro catalyst

[@malyck44]

Yanfei and Klee are punching the air right now 💀

[@angelii..]

The fact he went through trauma and got the weapon, but litterally cant ascend it right away- HAHAHA

[@cynomain9802]

I call Kazuha a combination of Venti and Xiao. Kazuha's skill being like Venti's and plunge attacks being easy to pull off like Xiao. And dying quickly like Xiao. I've got a puri damage boost artifact if I can get a good viridescent venerer hat, because I accidentally built him to only deal elemental damage and pyro deals the most damage with my kazuha. And the amount of times he is able to do pyro swirl makes me want to create a fan art with him having pyro as a second vision. I might find a way for him to do physical damage, maybe a different sword.

[@dyeuxremington9396]

From the makers of "I die i roll" We present to you, "if YOU die I roll"!

[@almond_soobin3317]

Nicki Minaj goes this one is for the boys with the booming system top down, AC with the cooler system when he come up in the club, he be blazin' up got stacks on deck like he savin' up

[@Tony-uf6zd]

XD

[@AstrolestialZA]

This was entertaining. I shall subscribe. Great video.

[@junjun8855]

paikon: did everyone take all the solvents? did everyone do their weeklys?? Me who got 4 solvents in a row yesterday: ._.

[@mimitogami]

I’m so happy rn, yesterday I did a couple rolls on the weapon banner to try for a rust regiments, I didn’t realize how close I was to soft pity. As I was doing singles I got the bow. My Tartaglia is going to be a boss! Hope everyone got what they want!

[@requiem2162]

10:12 i was playing with the same diluc main lmao

[@cherryfox456]

Omg that slime at 19:22 😂 I showed it to my sister cause we both play this game

[@problematicalot]

9:16 bruh 6940 primogems My brain: hehe funni number *realizes it missed a 2*

[@ijhraperez5103]

Love your vids Paikon

[@livefromzero6459]

I rolled on kokomis weapon banner and got the catalyst with crit rate as main stat and not a single solvent this week. Hopefully the RNGod will be with me at the hu tao banner 😂 Wish everyone more luck than i got

[@yanasochuz]

THE WAY HE SAID NICKI MINAJ 😩😩 IT MADE ME LAUGH 😭😂😂😂

[@Eva-qi3tu]

“who even does this domain? theres no new hydro characters coming out” kokomi and childe both having HoD as their BiS: ??????????

[@robinj4286]

Actually Kokomi dose not gain much from HoD but 2p maiden and going with hp- hydro dmg bonus - healing bonus is going coz she benefits more from hp and healing bonus than hydro dmg. It's a good thing an artifact set specially catered for is coming in 2.3

[@stellabokbok]

paikon: I believe in my childe Me: You have a child?!

[@qiqicomehomeeee7222]

THE FACT I WAS IN THIS STREAM NOT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENED

[@Loviwonji.173]

ive never seen a diluc survive a domain diluc: proceeds to survive. don't under estimate diluc

[@alinda1110]

I don't know why, but It's funny how he pronounces few names and stuff like 'duh-luc' and 'nin-goang'. And the anemo element is like 'a-nEmo'. :,D

[@cerberus_chihuahua_the_third]

Is the correct prononciation : "di-luc" "nin-gu-ang" and "anémo"?

[@alinda1110]

@@cerberus_chihuahua_the_third yes

[@suhnflwer7925]

nobody: no one at all: his wallet : AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@lin808]

10:56 Nice number (look at the primogems)

[@LoxaDAxol]

"I can go all out now!" Proceeds to get folded

[@claver1096]

Watching you suffer and spend so much for this bow while i got it in my first 4 pulls on any weapon banner 💀

[@Silver-tq9ln]

Man was griefing in the emblem domain just running around 😂

[@Dingusiscool]

12:09 *ascends to barbara singing level*

[@Thankyouforexisting93]

💀

[@riskinstinct2833]

Alternate title: Paikon extorting people's life for a virtual waifu slot machine

[@riko4109]

I really dont know how you barely get any solvents 😭 I get one for pretty much all of my weeklies

[@darkgoat89]

Paikon: Ka ZOO ha Me: *loudest wheeze*

[@Nishuuriinaa]

5:52 yes i still build my kaeya and preparing for childe (he hasnt come home yet) so i usually farming that domain, theres amount of people too

[@Seiyouku]

Paikon: GIMME AT LEAST THE SWORD Me on the first spin getting it.

[@hm_o_kay]

watching na players just get childes rerun banner hurts me internally as an asia server player whose childe rerun banner came out like a week ago

[@mintheleaf9130]

Wait... so their banner came later than ours? Dayum :0

[@hm_o_kay]

yep

[@OfCourseItsKC]

It's like a 3 hour difference, this video was recorded last Monday, that's why hes doing his weekly bosses

[@rayyaninspookymonth1630]

This will impact how much you go outside

[@sh3llc3l]

i have bennett, rosaria, and aloy that day it was EPIC

[@sh3llc3l]

Also if u don't know me than plz give me a thumbs up i wanna know

[@kira.akkerman.8903]

I need to clean up my room, but I'll probably watch this video. I like this voice.

[@iwams6450]

"Why do we get characters in a weapon banner?" Why do we get weapons in a character banner?