Two Uglies Make Beauty

[@pattyclautu1838]

Roy Wood Jr has been a favorite of mine, so happy to see him with you ladies!

[@lucindadillon5093]

Roy is such a breath of fresh air and is so funny in keeping it real 😂

[@AnderzEklundh]

Nope, he's not. But you don't know what fresh air is in the USA...

[@TheJessicaTate]

@@AnderzEklundhso sad troll

[@Sparrow.in.the.treetop]

Roy Wood is disgusting! when was the last time he looked in the mirror, if I saw him kissing someone in the street I would throw up, if those kind of jokes make you laugh you are easily pleased, he relies on stupid trashy humor to get a laugh!

[@RRReset]

I was in a check out line today and the customer in front of me paid for my purchase. I was so thankful and it really made a positive impact on my day.

[@Cookie-sf6fs]

Had a person do that for me during Covid - I had worked a 12.5 hour shift and had been doing that for days upon days and I finally was able to get some “groceries” and that really made my week 🙏🏽- a tiny tear formed over my smile

[@RRReset]

@@Cookie-sf6fstrue kindness is always a touching gesture.

[@GayColdWarSubVetDad]

@@RRReset that’s so cool

[@corinnapetry65]

Roy Wood's delivery is delightful.

[@elizabethnaylor9561]

The long term effects are already here. Social Media has ruined America. Add Amazon. We have ruined shopping. Stores are closing like crazy. We have no rights. Children have no future. I only do LinkedIn. I have no Amazon account. No Facebook. I have used home delivery when I had surgery, but I want to see what I am buying. Also, I don’t buy things I don’t need. I do need you two. I watch you everyday. Thank you for being here.

[@Sparrow.in.the.treetop]

I closed my Amazon account, it’s like the devil, they offer you everything get you addicted where you only spend your money with them, shutting out other businesses, the Wealth needs to be spread around not concentrated on a few, we need to break this billionaire mob up and keep the money in your Wallet because we are still stuck with $7.50/hr.

[@viveksmom]

Roy is one of my favorites!!! I chat up the check out people all the time. Brightens everyone's day and studies show people who make those random little connections live longer, happier lives.

[@barbararichardson9044]

Jennifer your sweater today is making me totally envious of the coolest item in your closet

[@Empressco]

I know I’m obsessed with her sweater

[@tradeladder146]

😂😂

[@darrylhall9503]

I love this show!!! Thank ya'll for having Roy on here. He's hilarious!

[@tinnelledwards6895]

I love these 2 women im glad they invited roy on the show and i love seeing them laugh this was just awsome show i love them!!!😂😂😂

[@davegreene8588]

These Truthtelling Ladies are neither "old" nor "haggish"! They are both true Patriots!!

[@Jeffo2024]

I will DEFINITELY take Roy’s advice and start doing that today. Just one sentence can make someone’s entire day.

[@tawanawilliams6296]

Thank you for bringing on Roy!!!!

[@GoddessDanai]

I love this show! I am a black Roman from Chicago , HR Manager… have not heard a show that I didn’t listen to completely 🙌🏾

[@valarievowles9022]

Thanks for making me laugh so much that, as I listened to you on my walk, I got at least 10 funny looks from folk going in the other direction. Love to you all from your Brit in France xx

[@annanorthup264]

I really loved Roy! He has SO , SO many great points! As a rebellion against Trump's America we should collectively start interacting more with each other in pleasant ways?! I really feel like Roy is on to something ❤

[@mrnobody3161]

Hello, I'm a glow in the dark old hippy in 🇨🇦 and I became a Member of this Channel because it's beneficial to my severely ptsd addled life. Thanks for being authentic and real. ❤✌️

[@draya6937]

Great podcast today!

[@lorishumate]

Roy Wood Jr is a national treasure.

[@LadyEileen]

An important afterthought: Before you go ballistic on the cashier at the register for asking you to "round up" or "donate" you need to remember that this is not something SHE asks you to do! She is NOT the culprit in this audacious ask! This is 💯coming from her boss who has told her to ask EVERY DAMNED CUSTOMER she checks out and if she doesn't ask (there's guaranteed a CCTV-footage to show) she'll either be withhold some percentage of her salary OR get sacked! So bear with her!

[@dawnwassilus9059]

Ab-so-fu@kin-lute-ly LOVED THIS WITH ROY! you ladies never disappoint💙💙💙

[@karmakat77]

I'm a 56-year-old woman and in November I started walking on a treadmill and I feel so much better than when I just sit around

[@maame6224]

👍👍

[@BarbaraKerns-jz1em]

You ladies are not jags. You are honest journalists. Thank you ladies . I watch every show❤

[@BruceMacQuaid]

Good for you Jen. I work in retail and try to give my customers a positive experience in their day. They come into our small time store because they enjoy the experience and see us as part of the community.

[@nancyedwards5628]

In order to thrive in Oklahoma I may need to create a group of friends to stick together for the next 4 years…membership requires listening and enjoying IHIP

[@glamourgirl-n9b]

The flowers thing is blk lingo, & I’ve had it with everyone using our lingo and everything else we create, & then talk about us/blk people like a dog. When we have big lips it’s ugly, but when others go inject their lips, it’s great. We’ve always been told our big butt’s were like a baboon, but when others go get injections and surgery it’s sexy. When Bo Derek wore french braids it was the newest hairstyle, when we’ve been wearing braids since the beginning of the world. I’ve had it!!

[@davidmorris8121]

Roy Wood Jr., perfect guest, ladies!

[@RRReset]

I’m with you Pumps. I detest when people mindlessly rehash cliches I.e. give him/her their flowers.

[@smturner68]

What is worse is when you find yourself using one of the du jour sayings. Then you have to decide to either protest yourself using it the worse one ever was the saying, this or that, "-is the bomb." That one made me sick when I found myself saying it. I had to stop it immediately.

[@chuckwagon6565]

@@RRReset it’s the trickle down effect of Black coolness or as the co-opted phrase swag

[@RRReset]

@@smturner68 the thing is that these sayings are so overused to the point where they are meaningless.

[@RRReset]

@@chuckwagon6565 I don’t know about that. I wasn’t aware it was a black thing. At any rate how hard could it be to choose alternative words to describe appreciating someone.

[@RRReset]

@@smturner68 So I’m watching the service for Jimmy Carter and someone commented “Rest In Power.” What does that even mean? Yet another overly regurgitated saying.

[@EvesRevenge]

The one question I got wrong on my written driver’s test was, what do you do if you’re approaching an intersection and the light turns yellow? I chose safely stop. Nope. It was proceed thru carefully. 😂 I freakin love this story as well. 😂😂😂

[@georgesgflorida4863]

My favorite ladies thank you for your honest , humorous and thoughtful reporting

[@MessyVegan]

Lmao. “Sticky knees is not romantic!”

[@debadam1660]

I absolutely love your guest today! He’s on it and wickedly funny😂 Thanks to you both! I try to relax while listening. Been hard to smile and not feel burdened and grief since my marriage of 44 has ended very recently. I’m grieving and so low, doing everything I can to maintain sanity. You wonderful women help me to smile 😊 Thanks☮️☮️

[@hollyharris1874]

I'm so sorry! Yes, love Roy so much! And these women!! Hang in there. I'm still grieving from losing my sis, Mom, this election. We can survive together! 🤗🌼🐈‍⬛

[@bigmissyb]

Laughter is the best healing 🙏🏾

[@terrydigenti8756]

I've had it with people saying "At the end of the day"

[@Rene.Mortel]

It's even worse in French "à la fin de la journée" 😂 This filth made its way into Quebec thanks to geography and Justin Trudeau.

[@davegreene8588]

It's just a metaphor.

[@ArmoredcoreGOTY2024]

As a retail employee, I would be THRILLED if someone asked me silly questions like that. 8 years of retail leaves you with incredibly profound stories.

[@quashanrivers6331]

Yes it does! The stories I have.

[@gloriarobinson9812]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ No one does petty better than my two favorite ladies. 🌹🌹Also, I love it when Jennifer reminds us regularly that Pumps is 40-50 years older than she is. 😅Somehow she adds 10 o 12 years to Pump’s age on each episode. 😂😂 Pumps looks great for a woman who could be over a 100 years old. (You guys make my day with every episode.) Roy Wood was great with you guys!!😂😂😂

[@MySqueezingArm]

I love Roy! He's hilarious on The Majority Report too

[@andreaduckett4588]

I will say as a gen X mom that works in a pharmacy it does shock me how many millennial dads come in with their young kids picking up meds for sick kids and for their maintenance meds and ask questions and are obviously taking part in their kids lives. My husband (God bless him) I don’t think ever even went to a doctor’s appt when the kids were little let alone picked up their drugs…forget the diapers!!!

[@chocobabyflakes3215]

Jen that sweater is EVERYTHING!

[@jeanneganrude8549]

I’ve been admiring it throughout the entire show. I’d seen it once before on her and couldn’t take my eyes off of it. 😊

[@jchborg90277]

Missoni?

[@TraciGuasco]

@@jeanneganrude8549although, I do love the classic tennis/ pickleball attire.

[@track1949]

😅

[@track1949]

Pickleball is pretend tennis. 😅

[@susanwoosnam1697]

"Have a good/nice day." "Thanks, I will if you do too."

[@hollyharris1874]

That is a wonderful idea! I shall endeavor to remember to use that! Have a nice day! 🥰💜

[@FairyQueen522]

Loved, loved your guest today 😍

[@andrewmurray1478]

To be fair... barbershop 2 was fantastic and I will die on that hill. I have Barbershop 1&2 in a little dvd box set that I've kept for YEARS 😂

[@andreaduckett4588]

Ok my fourth comment on this show, but it’s all about retail and pharmacy and I’m a pharmacy tech and nobody in my retail pharmacy is screwing for Percocet!! 😆 I will say I give immunizations and it takes under five minutes and the things I hear from people are unbelievable. Like on Election Day especially! Whoa! I had a 90 year old woman shaking like a chihuahua worried Trump would get reelected 😢 and was scared I wasn’t “safe” to talk to about it. I just hugged that lady and said yes I am I hate that guy!!! Anyway! Be nice to retail employees we go through the wringer daily!!!

[@bevwest7428]

Love you! Thank you for reminding me!

[@c.t.4837]

The “Flowers” part 😂😂😂😂😂 Pumps, I’m with you girl

[@gzucc]

Y'all made my day with this discussion, all three of you lovelies. Jen, your sweater is giving me life!

[@CarysCreatesThings]

Love this episode. Roy Wood Jr is hilarious.

[@sheakaisagoddess5863]

i love both of yall!!! I cant get enough!!!

[@djack915]

😂😂😂 These ladies ROCK !

[@naygirl334]

Going to the Mall and playing outside all day use to be a thing when I grew up. I’d argue that we were happier and healthier because we were doing something productive, fun and exercising at the same time. I cannot wait until someone makes it a thing to go back to that as if they invented exercise all over again and call it their own.

[@hollykimbrell8293]

This was great!!!! I'm at work listening, and I had to do the "silent laugh". My stomach hurts. Thanks. Lolol!!

[@millim408]

Roy is to funny 😂😂 but I love his outlook on life!

[@EchoingofTimes]

I'm loving that map.

[@HLBear]

I've always said the opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. See, we're not all on the same "phrase bandwagon." And that's how it should be!! 😊

[@sheenasapunkrocker]

The poor duck billed platypus is extant 😂

[@BarbaraLee-m3h]

Love you gals..

[@jasonshirrillmusic]

#RESIST join the rebellion.

[@dubinatub1]

@@jasonshirrillmusic everyone who likes this comment ...will be banned from maga circus,only clowns allowed.

[@connorrclarke]

Roy is great! 😂😂😂

[@patricklasalle8874]

I have found love ❤, but can’t choose. You ladies are incredible.

[@KatMarriott-eq5ru]

I Love the Podcast 5 stars to all of You ... What I've had it with is the Freaking Christmas Commercials ... The Holidays are Over so Go away...♥️💚💜🇨🇦

[@Con-Queen]

The opposite of love is indifference. ❤

[@samdogg6921]

Fantastic guest and episode... love you guys❤

[@philipbent2964]

I’ve had it when the president elect resorts to name calling, I suggest we should start calling him Donald. J. Fart.

[@hollyharris1874]

And/or Donald J Dump

[@joshaloi6712]

Looooved Roy! Great episode ladies ^__^

[@shellycasbeer3775]

I love Roy. I'm going to do my best to embrace his ideas. And you two are a miracle that happened to me when I discovered you. You're my bitches!!! Keep up changing people's thoughts or reinforcing them.✌️

[@brendangrray8017]

And this is why my mate's called me the mangina , 😂 love ya work ladies. Thank you

[@sandirhodes9126]

I covet Jen's sweater.

[@ol48spring]

Im a gen X male and have a learning disability. I raised my children and then my wife left and took the kids twenty some years ago. Took me a long long time to get back on my feet. Figured it out been married for ten years now and my son is coming late for the holidays🖤 we ride bikes and play guitar but yeah I do love me some internet 😂

[@breathnstop]

Ive had it with radio ads being several decibels louder than the program itself and full of manic idiotic characters screanung at me to "get paid" by calling the accident lawyer (no he'll get paid you'll be going to a chiropractor for years) or bringing my tax return to buy a car screaming I mean they scream that upu can't pass this up! And I make a mental note to never ever buy anything from that company.

[@TheJessicaTate]

Aggressive friendliness is my jam yall

[@velotraveler]

Roy is hilarious .🎉😂

[@rosemontgomery2875]

I got on a flight to New Orleans from Seattle in October and as I got on the plane I turned to the pilots and the flight attendants who had said and how are you today and I said I’m great how about you guys everybody get laid last night? Later in the flight, one of the flight attendants brought us free drinks because she said we had just made her day.

[@DuskaMartovich-k3t]

I am a nurse who worked at a specialty clinic and can tell you exactly what demographic of men use the most ED medication- but I won’t out them here….

[@tammietravis2395]

Oh c’mon!! Lemme guess: YT men?

[@andreaduckett4588]

I have never heard give them their flowers 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@smturner68]

That means you haven't been following Caitlin Clark and how some old players are upset that they didn't get that kind of attention when they played, some insinuating her popularity was because she is white... In response people would say, "sure give them their flowers, but they are not Caitlin Clark." To be clear there was racism from both black and white people. But she is really good.

[@andreaduckett4588]

@ I guess I haven’t followed her closely I’m not big into sports, but I know who she is.

[@ProDem717]

You are not bitter old hags! You are realists who tell it like it is!!

[@AlvarezGuillermo-t6v]

Hi 👋 there

[@hugovargas7411]

I had it with the commercial on tv/youtube about a hoody that says “you are not a boy, you’re a MAN and you don’t suppose to complain about being cold !!! I’m like shut the hell off dude I don’t need to buy that piece of shitttttt in order for me to be a REAL MAN HA HA HA HA HA BA REMINDS ME OF TALL TRUCKS 😂😂😂😂

[@DanielleA2023]

Roy Wood!!!❤❤❤❤ U guys raw genuinely getting Better post election

[@EvesRevenge]

I LOVE YOUR SHOW, and am planning my own streaming show w a friend from High School. We are too funny when we engage, and while we weren’t friends during that time, we weren’t enemies but our paths crossed bc of a very sad but funny story related to her friend in her class, 3 yrs later than mine. I’d tell u the name, but I need to get the show going and protect the Intellectual Property rights by use. ❤

[@AlvarezGuillermo-t6v]

Hi 👋 pretty lady how are you doing today

[@DemocracyMatter-xb7pm]

These two women are the best. Love your show.

[@lisamesservy749]

I can’t quit laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThePeerCounsellor]

Yes, but you must concede Pumps, give him or her the flowers, sounds much better than give him the finger! 😊

[@shelly5129]

I’d like to ask all those people on Ozempic if they took the COVID “shot”. If they didn’t, they’re hypocrites. They’ll take a shot to lose weight but not to save theirs and others lives. No one knows the long term side effects of all those weight loss shots, as they said with the COVID shot. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Neddoest]

So are we going to get to see Jen & Pumps on HIGNFYUS? Jen with Amber Ruffin and Pumps with Michael Ian Black?

[@buggs2024]

I think the reason 2 ugly people make a beautiful person is because once you hit rock bottom you can only go up.

[@Cee-d4f]

😂😂😅😅😊

[@jocqua93]

I need that sweater omg

[@mosimosi630]

Roy Wood is so funny

[@FrancesMiller-qe8pr]

Did middle finger guy wear a lot of orange makeup and have the world’s worst comb-over? He sounds super familiar…

[@maame6224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deecook7437]

Great show. I love me some Roy Wood Jr.

[@ivehaditpodcast]

He's so hysterical!!

[@jopainting1668]

Roy is amazing.. I've never said this about a man before, but PLEASE have him on the show again soon!

[@hayesdabney]

"It`s passion!" Love you ladies!

[@mattaaronwalker88]

It's so good seeing you ladies getting your flowers 🌹😂

[@brookes6112]

“I am as eminent and inevitable as the sunrise” Lolllllll I will be using this from now on

[@larryconley9081]

❤Jen and Angie ❤ keep doing your thing,you two ladies got the it

[@keshiarobinson5376]

You girls are too much. I love your show you say it as you see it.😅

[@tabatharb1030]

🍃 and watching this is my favorite hobby. love u ladies, thank you for cracking me up in such dark times.

[@paulb3491]

I’ve had it with mutton dressed up like lamb

[@leealsing7979]

LOL…that neon finger is on Amazon and is described as “car accessories for men” It also waves and makes the American Sign Language symbol for I love you

[@gemini.jewelz]

That was an excellent Ca-Caw!

[@michmash7888]

I enjoy chitchatting with retail workers…and I have learned all sorts of interesting “insider” tips like what hours are slowest, the color codes of their name badges, when new deliveries come in, what’s going on a deep discount soon, etc. from them. And I try to beat them to saying “have a great day”! It cheers them up too! 😊

[@alicehouston874]

I love your show. You always surprise me with the guests. I am a devoted fan.

[@alfredjoseph3052]

One of the best episodes of the pod! S/o to the whole team and Roy!

[@ronie1337]

Amazon Spent An Eye-Popping $40 Million On Melania Trump Doc. Reddit: budget for documentaries, most are around the $200-$300k mark. Some obviously can be much higher, but those are more unusual. Bribery or Corruption or Lobbying or just Generosity? (our amazon prime fee is going up next year)

[@GayColdWarSubVetDad]

Thanks!