J.B. Smoove - Why I Respect the Police

#JBSmoove on why he thinks being a police is hard.
#JBSmooveStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2012.
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[@sammybear7100]

The fake running on the treadmill was freaking masterful lol

[@joanies6778]

Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robbiejames1239]

Bro when he did the long ass sliding door then went REEEAAAAAHHH. I lost my shit

[@Dmdm_dm]

This guy doesn't really say funny things, but the way he says them is hilarious

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

Most of the stories comedians have aren't funny by themselves. Its like 95% delivery.

[@vaderdayz4861]

I love JB he’s a homie

[@valerieshepherd6823]

I used to work as a taxi driver... 9 some years and I used to have a recurring nightmare that I went into work as usual 6 am and there were no cars left, they had all been allocated to all the other driver and instead of a car they gave me a tricycle with a trailer attached by a toebar. I live in Aberdeenshire Scotland so the weather can be very inclement and once you are out of my small town of Peterhead it is a long way to the next village, town or city... ie Aberdeen 35 miles away. A thourouly horrible dream I can tell you for an unfit taxi driver... talk about carry everything around on your waist... I'm knackered just thinking about it lol xxx

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

"Imagine walking around with yo whole occupation around yo waist"

[@cornelius6616]

Carpenters: …

[@jrizzelli]

Every tradesperson in the world 😬

[@reemal-hadhood8355]

I stole me a membership bytch 🤣🤣🤣💔💀

[@jasonmccann8023]

Raw ass chicken 😂 😂 😂 😂 I gotta few things that I watch on KZbin that makes me laugh when I'm having a bad day this is getting added 😂 😂

[@bekweezee777]

Jb Smoove is awesome! Love him on Curb.. thanks JB for making the world a better place!!

[@stayhappylittlemermaid]

Life is a promise, fulfill it.

[@sonortubelug3853]

No.

[@mkader2494]

omg i am really laughing out loud alone in my room.

[@Robbie_S]

Awesome 👍👍

[@vilecorrupt]

Love it

[@Robil63]

The screeching tyres in slow mo would be lower pitch. YW JB 😉

[@WeeHgt]

Jidion always reminds me of a younger JB Smoove

[@drumcorps0junkie]

😂

[@patrickcarter1507]

😂😂🤣🤣💯💯👍🏾👍🏾

[@sycofya1677]

Never seen JB smoove in standup

[@samhowl1152]

He was funnier on till death

[@jasonmccann8023]

Find the old school fight one 😂 😂

[@zero11010]

Good set! Sorry your May I Elaborate show Conan tried to help with never went anywhere. Looks like most episodes never got more than about 15k views. Looks like videos get about 3-5 per 1,000 views. So, each episode of May I Elaborate earned about $45-65 (total over time) from KZbin ads plus whatever sponsors they may have gotten.

[@redneckshaman3099]

I'm addicted to pigger nussy 😋

[@donotworried]

😆😆

[@ShadGotEm]

FTP

[@Captain_Spaulding13]

😐😐😐😐

[@JulianLeahy]

tbh I thought his standup would be better than this

[@Miggie222]

Didn’t even watch the video but I know it ain’t funny cause there’s no good or funny reason to respect the pigs

[@SanktPedro]

This 10 year old video has very bad quality.

[@oldmisterhoward1913]

Was that supposed to be comedy?

[@janisruzgerian703]

😂😅❤