J Pee - Jellyfish

[@yasspanda2559]

KZbin randomly putting this on my feed 6 years later. Or is it random? At this point this app knows me better than my own family

[@JPeeMusic]

Google never forgets when you search 'water sports'

[@LovelyBlockGame-jv3eq]

Aww❤

[@coucoubrandy1079]

😅😅

[@flothewow1793]

Better lovestory than Twilight! 😘😘

[@JPeeMusic]

If Twilight replaced every biting scene with a urination scene, now that would have been a movie

[@flothewow1793]

I'm totally up for that! 👌

[@diamondcore1727]

xD

[@tyeccadickson59]

Ummm hell yeah

[@imabadpersonbye2583]

Flo The Wow

[@evangalleon8948]

Great, now I forgot the reason that originally brought me on KZbin.

[@JPeeMusic]

This is where you were meant to be all along

[@pennywiseisarmy8896]

J Pee "u probably don't give a fuck , cuz u don't have a brain". Lololol

[@saltedjukebox4141]

Jasha Hardy if he had no fucking brain he wouldn’t be able to come up with this genius

[@shakurwonders5216]

Same here

[@jorgeluisjunior6348]

​@@JPeeMusiceeer44454445444ásswwweerr❤

[@thordan8279]

roses are red, violets are blue, cacti are prickly, damn, that escalated quickly

[@JPeeMusic]

My co-writer right here

[@Shweta-h5y]

Too quick

[@zoeynicolekelly2209]

Bro that doesn't even rime

[@Startrope-xb4wg]

*rhyme

[@coolperson9387]

This is the best intro to a porno ever

[@JPeeMusic]

For real tho. I should write for porn

[@crispythebird]

Are you legit gay?

[@Sushigabby]

he's anonymous about it but on his Instagram he had things about girlfriends so maybe straight maybe no label maybe bi??

[@sterlingsalt6757]

cool person so fuckin true!!!!

[@JPeeMusic]

I'm (not) gay

[@Travel_With_Me-gr5ur]

I never knew that this side on youtube existed.. laughing my ass out!!! his videos are really hilarious..

[@JPeeMusic]

Welcome to the weird side

[@Travel_With_Me-gr5ur]

@@JPeeMusic Hahaha.. Thanks for the response.. Keep posting such really good videos..

[@JPeeMusic]

@@Travel_With_Me-gr5urI'll do my best!

[@gracie4950]

I love this you're my favorite

[@JPeeMusic]

I love you Grace Radel. Go to prom with me.

[@an-zr2of]

Awww cute ^^

[@taeskookie4370]

XD

[@basilsfakejordans]

I accidentally played this on the tv during a family reunion. the entire thing. Without knowing. Cant say i regret it much.

[@JPeeMusic]

Neither did your family...

[@basilsfakejordans]

@@JPeeMusic i hope they didnt

[@baconnightmares5418]

I subbed about a week ago... it was obviously not a mistake

[@JPeeMusic]

I finally have a sub named Bacon Nightmares?!?! My life is complete. Thank you for the support :)

[@baconnightmares5418]

J Pee Naw thanks for the awesome vid :D

[@JPeeMusic]

Oh this is just the beginning

[@irisheyes4you]

So is it safe to say you're not, Not gay?

[@cjhall7253]

Bacon Nightmares ABOUT A WEEK AGO WEEK AGO!!!

[@ciberdark]

Thanks for this valuable life lesson. And I'm really happy that you did it the right way, maintaining eye contact to establish dominance

[@JPeeMusic]

This might be my favorite comment on this thread so far...

[@sagarsingharoy2800]

True 🤣🤣🤣

[@greggoreo6738]

Always. Eye contact, "toujours" !

[@randychavez1979]

I think it's really cool that he's replying to people! I don't really see that often on YT.

[@JPeeMusic]

I feel like if you took the time to watch my bizarre creative work AND took the time to comment, I can find the time to let you know that I appreciate it :) At least, I will always try

[@JPeeMusic]

With your view jessy, we are one view closer :)

[@verofern41]

+J Pee AWWWWWWWWWW I just found your channel, and this makes me even more happy. So you're hilarious, extremely random, have an amazing voice, look stunning, AND have a good and genuine personality? You go, man. Idk if you'll see it since I'm replying to you reply on a comment from four months ago lol, but I just want you to know that you're killing the game.

[@jessicaa.1894]

I'm on the weird side of youtube again....but I like it

[@JPeeMusic]

I hope you like it. Because I like you. And I would like for you to stay on the weird side with me. We do fun things here.

[@jessicaa.1894]

J Pee hell yeah already subbed to you

[@arlfred0508]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rydube7917]

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME MAN

[@JPeeMusic]

Thank god he did

[@nightcores2108]

omg i love you hahahahaha

[@JPeeMusic]

Love you more

[@tianap8883]

I mean they don't call you J Pee for nothin 😂😂

[@jamesmartello1]

I've said before and I'll say it again...there needs to be a study of JPee's brain, but I always laugh and I am in awe of his voice. How he isn't singing Platinum is beyond me.

[@JPeeMusic]

Love

[@JPeeMusic]

You can get in my brain anytime

[@jamesmartello1]

J Pee 😁

[@geetathapa357]

@@JPeeMusic owe

[@im_learning_bicth]

I can't listen to myself peeing without remembering this video

[@neonthelight2]

But I'm not gay

[@JPeeMusic]

That ain't me...just comfortable with my sexuality

[@danielfisher4337]

J Pee your a rare but noble breed on that.

[@love_mary_]

J Pee you are the best

[@lonewolf8905]

Maybe u r and u just dont know it yet? Its not a bad thing you know... 😉 Lmao 😂

[@bell4134]

ayyyyy

[@dvderif]

Well, that was not totally gay. At all.

[@JPeeMusic]

I'm the least gay David. How many times must I say it?

[@gprada]

He's not gay guys. That ain't him. He's just comfortable with his sexuality.

[@henry2.053]

BuRn Napalm Ehehe I see what you did there😎

[@samuraiboy94]

1:30-1:50 was THE most intense thing I've ever experienced 😅

[@JPeeMusic]

Think about how I felt bro....life changing

[@leandrotupas242]

legend has it, if you comment early, J Pee will reply

[@JPeeMusic]

That's just a rumor

[@chrisvalladares3621]

dang i should be doing that

[@reuterromain1054]

Two men together and in love! How wonderful! Wonderful video..

[@JPeeMusic]

@@reuterromain1054 that’s exactly what this video is

[@MaxWell-kg6dx]

Really been enjoying all your pee-related content lately. So good to see you finally embrace the P in JPee. Keep it flowing, pure gold!

[@JPeeMusic]

Thanks Max Well! I figured it was about time I started embracing my name :)

[@dramaturge231]

J Pee I think you're embracing your bisexuality. 🙂

[@ciberdark]

+dramaturge231 you misspelled "fetish"

[@JPeeMusic]

So many pee innuendoes in this comment. It was like an onion. Thank you Max Well, so happee to have you on this journey with me

[@genoforsmash4806]

J pee Nice video And good story XD

[@juvenalcorvelo1012]

This was great! "Oh! I think I got stung again..." LOL!!

[@senpaisenpaia619]

I love ur music. You sing beautifully and funny at the same time

[@JPeeMusic]

Thank you!

[@Mystin857]

Those shredded af workouts are paying off!

[@JPeeMusic]

I'm telling you! Squatting on dildos and eating straight butter, I ain't making this shit up

[@kimberlymary5752]

I subscribed.

[@JPeeMusic]

I love you

[@kimberlymary5752]

J Pee I LOVE YOU OMG YOU REPLIED, MY PARENTS WILL BE SO PROUD (my mom likes your "I'm Not Gay" song lol)

[@ronen160]

LOL love it...... of COURSE this is from J Pee........!!!!

[@JPeeMusic]

You already know

[@berkcankoc9805]

i hope jellyfish wont bite hiss ass :D

[@JPeeMusic]

I hope it does

[@berkcankoc9805]

Can you make cover to A Great Big World - "Everyone Is Gay" Please

[@OatsTheOcelot]

J Pee make a song full of random shit

[@blarghwagurder]

"bite" dumbass

[@johanneswilhelmgerhardt3807]

Outstanding Dude's! Fricking comical but also Excellent Acting. 👍👍👍😂😀👍

[@TylerMauga]

I fucking died 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love you bro

[@JPeeMusic]

Don't die bro! I have more videos for you :)

[@TylerMauga]

J Pee bro what kind lens is that? please bro

[@Joseph-wx1kb]

Does piss really help jelly fish stings? 😯

[@ritstandog7815]

wtf did i stumble upon, masterpiece.

[@dilandemir1980]

The best way to describe a jellyfish: "You squishy ball of nerves and shit"

[@JPeeMusic]

One of my favorite lyrics, personally :)

[@dilandemir1980]

J Pee mine too, and the weird grope you do while saying "nerves", it is the best.

[@SirisTales]

The way this randomly popped up on my feed... My algorithm is working overtime 😂😂. And now I'm obsessed.😭❤️

[@JPeeMusic]

That's exactly right

[@EC-fj7xp]

A video came up on the feed and I thought this is interesting thinking this artist J. Pee is new. Well I viewed the video and it's (to my surprise) the same artist of 'I'm not Gay' indie fame . I was very surprised and I must say happy! This video was creative, well made with no outrageous buget and just seems you had a blast making it. So enjoyed it. A favorite. J Pee continued sucess you're amazing .

[@JPeeMusic]

Thank you E C! What lovely comment. I'm happy you enjoyed it. We definitely had a good time with this one. HA!

[@DieDarnIt]

Did you just twist the word urine to rhyme with your eyes....... *shakes head* I don't know if that is bad or the fact that I am also named Stephen... *goes to die in a corner*

[@JPeeMusic]

Don't die Stephen. I have so many more music videos for you.

[@DieDarnIt]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[@greentombdive]

Amusing AND Entertaining ..

[@markmh835]

And educational too ..... 😊👍😉

[@cutielovelystar5300]

What am i watching? 😂 The jellyfish part is so funny omg i can't anymore :D

[@michaelaradke1987]

this made me laugh so much. after I'm Not Gay I didn't think you could get any better, but you proved me wrong. also is this why your name is J Pee?

[@dannybunchofnumbers]

... I don't know what the J stands for but look at the video then at pee.

[@sabrinadianthe9303]

Cuz he helps people by peeing on them 😂

[@EmmanuelleBeaudoinRoy]

Well his name is Jesse Pepe soooo

[@marygiannico6020]

no his name is Jessie Pepe

[@TheRealBread12]

@@marygiannico6020 Uh jesse is how u spell it for a man

[@rizzofromIndo]

Oh my... This.. Is.. Aamazing!!! I couldn't stop giggling and blushing throughout the video.. Awwh, J Pee, stop killing me with the ambiguous video already! So good but so bad kind of guilty pleasure when watching it.. Hahaha! Mad support, man.

[@skylarmanis4252]

I love you J Pee and your videos. The first one I watched was the "I'm not gay" which I discovered not too long ago now I'm trying to watch every video I can find. You're awesome.

[@JPeeMusic]

Thanks a million Skylar! Glad to have you on team J Pee. It's a weird team. We do weird shit. Get ready to get weird.

[@skylarmanis4252]

Omg yes lol your comment made my day

[@slydtsman]

I was already laughing so hard at the lyrics. But that look and splashing put me over the edge into crying territory. Brauva J. Pee! Well played, Son!

[@thebloodtraitor4996]

I thought this was an actual romantic song until I started listening to the lyrics😂

[@JPeeMusic]

And then it got even more romantic

[@acidasmr6877]

Peeing on a jellyfish sting could actually make it worse.

[@JPeeMusic]

Depends on what you define as worse

[@eddyramirez5854]

Ok thank you dr ASMR?

[@danielolson437]

OMG dying... you are not well. Love your stuff... keep up the insightful ...if not deranged work

[@JPeeMusic]

Thank you Daniel!

[@curtisdaniel9294]

I absolutely Love that Look in your Eyes as you tell your friends the water is nice and warm....❤❤❤😂🎉

[@Elisdpuz]

"jellyfish, jellyfish, squishy ball of nerves and shit." Danm, that hit me on a spiritual level

[@JPeeMusic]

You and me both.

[@shiroXjulia]

I just randomly find " i'm not gay" few weeks ago and today i were like "why not find this guy to see what he does" lmao why did i do that XDDD let's subscribe ! Love you ahah :*

[@kinoligayo8201]

Love all you videos. This one i laughed the most. Thanks for doing what you do!

[@JPeeMusic]

YES! Thanks DuckyNut Plays, make sure to share this with your best friend while you're peeing on them

[@paulmorgan605]

That's how I met my first husband. #bless

[@luvchasm]

Omg, hilarious as usual! Awesome job JPee! 😂

[@JPeeMusic]

Yesss thanks moxie4evp! So grateful to have your support :)

[@stray5123]

The internet hasn't turned me wrong yet. Subscribed.

[@JPeeMusic]

JoyTheWolf, welcome to the weird side of KZbin my friend. Many more great things to come. Happy to have you :)))

[@Kicksno1fan]

After "I'm Not Gay", I thought you couldn't have possibly made a better song....but this one is amazing. Gay is still my favorite tho lol

[@JPeeMusic]

I'm reaching for the stars for you, Kicksno1fan. The bar is set high. Let's see what we can do.

[@jessicamiracella3107]

Still entertaining no matter how much I've watched this, ilysm

[@teej143]

im weak i forgot this was a music video then the he started singing

[@JPeeMusic]

I think that makes you strong AF

[@kimsamathtakeo]

I love this video

[@Sushigabby]

Okay its official i love this channel hhaha your replies make it so much better xD comedic and musical genius

[@Sushigabby]

no reply :(

[@JPeeMusic]

Oh I've got your reply. If you flatter me as much as you just did, you will always get a reply. Unless I temporarily don't have hands, which happens sometimes. They just wander off, you know. Probably molesting a neighbor or something.

[@Sushigabby]

Oh yeah... I'll keep that in mind next time I comment something so flattering

[@FoxVyars]

2:57....I screamed like a banshee while in the gym. Im one of those people who expresses their appreciation for witty humor with blatant elongated shouting.

[@PeterVitaliano]

I think I need to pee.

[@JPeeMusic]

Hurry and find a friend

[@PeterVitaliano]

J Pee still searching for one...

[@MrMasterUniverse]

It'sMePeeta same *cries

[@julezrutigliano510]

It's perfect how you just unassumingly slip the yellow jellyfish catching gloves into the middle of the song. Thank you for your humor!!

[@eternalhappiness3660]

Me: sees jellyfish *clicks on video and thinks this will be a normal video* Sees jaypee on. Me: yaaaaas another fucking vid!! Man i love this guy!!

[@domilontano]

Don’t actually pee on a jellyfish sting, it can make it worse. This song is great tho! So bromoerotic.

[@JPeeMusic]

Worked for us.

[@domilontano]

@@JPeeMusic Clearly! ;) You replied, and I'm a fanboy now.

[@JPeeMusic]

@@domilontanoHappy to hear it!

[@charlieleeblue5747]

I laughed so hard! I think I'm becoming sexually attracted to J-Pee, but "I'm not gay!"

[@simply.anuradha]

really ...omg unbelievable but superb 😍😉loved it😘

[@AProudDad]

It was like seeing Moonlight twice.

[@JPeeMusic]

It was like seeing Moonlight once, until the rubber gloves. Then it was like 'okay damn this is like seeing it twice'

[@jimmywait74]

I love J Pee...officially. Please keep making videos.

[@Tracks777]

Great stuff :)

[@jasonjonesesquire]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@himanshidiwan8603]

He's ❤ beautiful

[@sufyanlowel4631]

This guy so damn good lookin'

[@jmc2744]

That was great. Best one yet XD

[@JPeeMusic]

YES! I've officially lost my mind

[@sampritipanja1434]

Bro got a mastermind to write up such a script 👏👏

[@JPeeMusic]

Bro pissin facts

[@sampritipanja1434]

@@JPeeMusic damn right...

[@ashleysullivant1537]

Good to see you as always, Jesse. Made my night. :D

[@JPeeMusic]

Thanks Ash :)

[@shiny3161]

I threw my morality away after watchin this, and I thank you for it ;D

[@emh8604]

Haha I love this!

[@JPeeMusic]

Love YOU emh8604

[@emh8604]

You can whip it out for me anytime....I mean...I'm not gay!

[@funbekannt6644]

😂 Help please 🐙 please "P" oh I love you and your creativity-> you're the best. 😍😘

[@RaylanLed]

The truer meaning of his name revealed

[@sno0py591]

I jus love how he slowly goes down 😂😂😂

[@deivyortiz2052]

lol i love it!

[@JPeeMusic]

Gooooood

[@deivyortiz2052]

J Pee owww u respond me its amazing! love love love and more love from Colombia

[@eddiecat]

Such a wicked sense of humor! ;)

[@taeskookie4370]

I love your videos, keep it up!!

[@JoFourie]

😂😂😂fabulous joy ride!! 👌👌👏👏♥️♥️

[@CONEexe]

moral of the story: find a bunch of jelly fish put them in you're pool invite ur friends over push them into the pool let them get stung by the jellies and pee on them BOOM a girlfriend or boyfriend

[@JPeeMusic]

This human understands my art

[@ironwoodadq917]

Video made my day after a crappy day at work.

[@alyawadia8777]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU

[@JPeeMusic]

Love you more no tagbacks

[@alyawadia8777]

J Pee also can you make more gay stuff with more shirtless men like in this video xoxo

[@monikaparajuli5448]

Best thing on internet today 😂😂😂👌💯

[@DarthKitsune]

Y'all would, legit, make the cutest couple!

[@yuvanesh2156]

J.P. so touching sweet voice I love you man.

[@venipunkture]

Fun fact: I got stung by a jellyfish a few days after I listened to this song 😣😔

[@HankMcCoy888]

LMAO this is genius!

[@JPeeMusic]

@@HankMcCoy888 pee-nius

[@stud28gr]

"omg and a 1000 lols" as my nephew used to say!

[@SomeRando369]

My friend randonly bought this video up in conversation once and she showed us the video because we thought she was crazy and i havnt stopped thinking about it since

[@JPeeMusic]

Your friend has impeccable taste

[@SomeRando369]

She really does

[@alinawazqureshi6592]

Cool idea 😂😃 i should pet jellyfish if it's legal 😜 Thanks for entertaining us with such unique videos ❤

[@JPeeMusic]

It's legal until they tell you you can't. So DO IT! And thank you Ali, so glad I can bring a little flavor to your life. It means everything to me.

[@Nirmav_Nirmav]

The flavour of ammonia I presume.

[@CatLeone2003]

Holy crap.... Was the "I can fix that" before the song started a reference to Holes? I haven't read the book, just know it's in the movie.

[@nilshumpert6244]

haha thx for this, love it!

[@JPeeMusic]

Always Tim! Thank you!

[@paparusty167]

This is the best thing I saw in a long long time thanks J Pee

[@nana_jana]

Why is it that I always end up on this side of the internet? *sighs* Oh well. Might as well embrace it. (Also, this is my first video I saw by you and yes, of course I'm subscribing. Duh.) MAKE ME PROUD, CHILD.

[@JPeeMusic]

I long to make you proud Red. As if you were my real dad. And for all I know, you might be. Because I was adopted.

[@RICHMOND94114]

I woke up at 5am needing a laugh. Thanks for providing that for me! Also, hot guys.

[@gautamshanbhag6688]

videos like these make me proud of my decision of subscribing to you since your " I'm not gay" video 😂😂 fucking love you bro

[@JPeeMusic]

Glad to have a friend like you Gautam. Thank you

[@vayneanastasis]

WOOOW ...just discovering JPee and I am enjoying all his videos, it seems to me like the male version of phoebe jajajaja...

[@JPeeMusic]

Thanks for discovering me!