How fast can you touch a Moblin in every Zelda game?

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Moblins have been around since the very first Zelda, So let's go on an adventure to see how fast we can touch one in every Zelda game.
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[@j0rts]

This is a Skyward Sword video.

[@SyckoMode]

Noice

[@theominouspigeon]

it says tears of the kingdom in the description

[@LinkTheOnePieceFan]

Hell yeah it is

[@boy1015]

How fast can you get master sword in every zelda pls

[@Baconpotpiereal]

YEEEAAAAAAH!

[@JJ_R]

How about “How fast can you touch an instrument”? Zelda games are full of instruments, and not all of them are collectibles.

[@DoctorSpacebar]

Do instruments of torture count?

[@05bear22]

​@@DoctorSpacebaris mayonnaise an instrument?

[@kuriisa_]

@@05bear22horseradish isnt a instrument either

[@paulgrotebeverborg1119]

That'd be great

[@JJ_R]

“That’s why none of you have any experience.”

[@RazzRG]

Ganondorf sitting behind a desk with a clip board. "So tell me. Where did the bad link touch you?."

[@TheMochaMadness]

*hysterical sobbing* "ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE"

[@joehumpston7937]

I guess Moblins are supposed to be a cross between a Minotaur and a Goblin?

[@triclone]

0:58 “he did not come back by morning” jorts can make tragic death into a punch line

[@voltron77]

Didn’t die though.

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

@@voltron77 In the English version's credits, it showed that Link wished that his uncle "recovers", but I'm pretty sure that the original Japanese version made it more clear that his uncle actually died and got resurrected by the Triforce.

[@voltron77]

@@ShawnF6FHellcat Oh, makes sense.

[@triclone]

@@voltron77 eh doesn't matter still tragic and still a punch line

[@AquaQuokka]

Moblins are just silly guys in BotW and TotK, I love them.

[@greatlake_editz]

I think they look way better in those 2 games, they fun.

[@cato3277]

They're goofy but oddly threatening, I love em

[@DORAisD34D]

In botw I was always much more intimidated by Moblins than Lizalfos, until I found out Moblins are silly 💀

[@AquaQuokka]

@@DORAisD34D They goofy guys

[@Muhammad-lq7fu]

Silver and gold moblins: 🙂‍↔️

[@CZsWorld]

Ocarina had the coolest Moblins. I still remember turning the corner in that maze and seeing one of those things charging at me for the first time.

[@j0rts]

Definitely the most memorable I’d say, along with Wind Waker

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game I played and I had no idea those things were called moblins until MUCH later because they are the only enemies you can't scan to get details on. I first learned about moblins in Wind Waker and found out that they'd been around since the first game and wondered why there weren't any in Ocarina of Time. It was years after that I found out those things near the Forest Temple are moblins.

[@DatBoiAtlasReal]

@@j0rtsfor some reason I always thought the wind waker ones were bokoblins

[@DigitalxGamer]

I headcanon that the "Pig Warriors" from the Oracle games are actually the first Bokoblins in the Zelda series~

[@dcbandit]

Makes sense to me! I always wondered who those weird guys were.

[@Shritistrang]

I always saw them as a different tribe of Moblins. After all, they also serve the Great Moblin (or Moblin King, as I used to call him).

[@booxmowo2684]

They're called "Boarblins" in the Switch version of Link's Awakening.

[@KairuHakubi]

funny thing is, bokoblins have not been portrayed as piggy until the Switch games, and even then it's really just the nose. whereas moriblins do seem to sway between dog, pig, or humanoid demon..

[@honoratushidde]

​@@KairuHakubibokoblins were pig-like in their first appearance in Wind Waker

[@MisterNohbdy]

0:52 - Link showing that when your dad says he's going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back you _investigate_ like a good concerned child. Preferably within an hour, not five years.

[@Shader1019]

J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch. J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch! J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Do I have to follow you all day?! J0rts: Oh my gosh! Another Moblin! Hang on, I have to touch you! Ganon: HEY!!

[@EmilyS-gk3st]

😂

[@watts_up2006]

Breaking news, youtuber j0rts was recently arrested for multiple counts of harassment against moblins, some witnesses even say this harassment was generational. We are are waiting for a comment from the suspect

[@frightrider5995]

Reporter: "Sir, we are from the Tri-News and we want to question you as to why you were harassing moblins in each generation?"

[@AlsoFin]

​@@frightrider5995 whats the joke in that

[@Harrrrrrin]

lol

[@HeatsFIamesman]

​@@AlsoFin yuh that tri-news was NOT needed : /

[@kendallchaos]

“Your honor I was just standing there when they charged at me, I was hurt every time and was even murdered by them once therefore I’m the victim and they’re the ones who touched me”

[@thelemonsheep7257]

"Touch moblin" I CAN'T I KILLEDED THE ALL

[@Lowknopealt]

Witness the blood moons rise...

[@cuddlequeen3225]

These dumb "challenge" videos are what I live for

[@robinnordqvist-pettersson457]

I love dumb challenges sometimes i am doing them myself

[@wraith444]

15:04 touching the magical bean sounds like a euphemism

[@HongryMongry]

5 hours 10 minutes for a moblin... dedication

[@Rob-ob]

I love that he had to just like play through skyward sword to touch a moblin

[@Linkathon]

He literally had to play through like a third of the game 😂

[@nonemo138]

Please do not touch moblins in the wild. Always ask for consent before touching any moblin.

[@ahmedfalahy9337]

A few ideas, how fast can you: A) Defeat the first boss B) Open the first treasure chest C) Leave the opening area D) Get the first sword/master sword E) Start the trading sequence (first item) F) Win first prize in a minigame G) Reach rupees cap (including all wallet upgrades)

[@markdotinc8371]

4:14 THOSE WERE MOBLINS???

[@Dylan_is_big_and_black]

fr i thought the same thing

[@rewto5131]

For ~15yrs, I had no idea what they were called. We just called them Bull Guards (like a Minotaur but part dog).

[@BreadlySteadly]

Botw was my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.

[@HermanTG]

The Wind Waker Moblin design is still the best imo

[@sakotaatokary1335]

The enemies who were attacking the past maku tree were actually Moblin Pigs, essentially a weaker type of Moblin, so those count

[@Echoe-14]

So… bokoblins?

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

Good thing you like Skyward Sword, cause it's going to be a hot minute

[@Pumpernikkle]

I had a friend named Moblin in the third grade

[@Krakenpus]

I had a pet Moblin in third grade

[@athy47funi]

What a gnarly name, "Moblin"

[@MariaPeters-zl4rv]

@@Krakenpusimagine it's the same guy

[@CucuiKingGanondorf]

Moblins have friends!?

[@Kaijunerd33]

I was called moblin by my Zelda fan friends what a coincidence!!

[@VATJON]

Next game: The Legend of Zelda The Moblin Touch

[@mageius]

A small note, if using the very easy Exploration glitch in A link to the past you could speed up the process. Well any of the easy glitches for some of the games. (Note EG glitch in Alttp just requires a save and quit mid air then getting knocked in to a wall upstairs inside the castle to get to the under map. It's why at minimum you can beat the game in under 3 mins.)

[@elliotgandersen]

I really love the humor and the quips in these videos. Good stuff. 👍🏻

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

Man touches Moblins, Moblin police are still hunting for the Moblin fondler.

[@ExGanonMain]

Did these moblins give consent?

[@Ryu1ify]

Have you seen the way they were dressed?

[@danielmckay372]

All of them attacked Link so...

[@michaelwalker7004]

Never herd link ask

[@greysonkeanu]

The getting attacked in Skyward Sword compilation was hilarious

[@TriMoblin]

I appreciate this as a moblin myself

[@mackistwack]

The sexual tension between link and moblins is INSANE in this video

[@guineapiggames8208]

WHAT

[@HyruletheCheetah]

Ummmm....

[@christopherjobin-official7440]

Now this is cringe

[@guineapiggames8208]

@@christopherjobin-official7440 no it’s not.

[@damiencouturee6240]

9:45 ish - Man I was expecting you to say you had to recalibrate system settings or something, then you show the Y button and I almost died laughing, thats something I would do lmao

[@Joyful_Traitor]

Link should be on a list touching all these poor Moblins

[@JasperCasper24]

As someone who's never played Zelda, the uncle being dead in A Link to The Past was both hilarious and quite sad xD

[@freddykingofturtles]

I seem to remember he's actually alive in the ending credits. Apparently he was just so tired he had to nap in the sewer until you saved all of Hyrule. Next level sleep goals.

[@JasperCasper24]

@@freddykingofturtles that's even funnier thank you for the info lmao

[@fanana6193]

@@freddykingofturtles I'm pretty sure he died but Link brought him back by wishing on the Triforce to restore Hyrule.

[@freddykingofturtles]

@@fanana6193 Maybe, I never got that impression from the ending, but maybe I'm wrong.

[@Fugnut-model-No.001]

10:36 But there’s normally a moblin near the entrance to this temple? Or is that later in the game or something? Because I know there is one there.

[@tateallen9972]

A wise man once said “Rock…tree… rock tree”

[@-frizno-8530]

I love the editing in this video. So damn funny. Great work

[@CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

Give Sonic the chance to revel in the sheer joy to touch grass too.

[@ThunderCam777]

I love it when the green guy touches everything, this time Moblins!

[@cartoonistanonymous]

? Tingle doesnt touch any moglins, maybe you mean his monster brother Gletin, I dont remember what color that guy is tho, still he had a kind face

[@ThunderCam777]

@@cartoonistanonymous who knows? haha

[@lavosdream5809]

Imagine if botw and totk had ocarina of time moblins. Link steps out into the world for the first time only to see something in the distance charging across the land towards him.

[@AlejandroScared]

1:17 please, don't call it that 😐

[@Cactus_fucker]

Coward

[@meta527II]

Molblin: BAD TOUCH!

[@Pfpchanger]

“We can truly continue our moblin touching quest”

[@tiffanitravesty2818]

Wind Waker Moblins are my favorite. Returning to the Forsaken Fortress to slay them was so satisfying.

[@kymmie_girl]

In Wind Waker, moblins touch you!

[@JosephHeiskell]

Skyward Sword is my favorite game in the series, and while I’m glad you enjoyed your playthrough of it, those clips hurt me like you wouldn’t believe

[@Tyrecordslol]

Ahh I love these videos

[@Hvision0000]

get this miner outta here!

[@turakamu]

I always had trouble touching moblins. Nice to finally have a guide

[@Thats_funny_yo]

J0rts: Goes on a history trip to touch every moblin in history. Moblin: "And I was touched by his dedication."

[@HyruletheCheetah]

I honestly think Windwaker had the best Moblin design

[@sampup6871]

"moblin touching quest" is so easy to take outta context

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

TBH a speedrun to touch every moblin in one zelda game sounds much more interesting.

[@elliottclarke871]

In ALttP. There’s a glitch you can do at the bridge. It’s even on the switch port of either SNES games. After entering the dark eWorld, go to where the bridge is in Hyrule. Use mirror, the try to inch forward while facing right still. If it works, you won’t be warped back and can jump down then off into the main area of the dark world, skipping all the bosses except for the one in the Eastern Palace

[@MittKiit]

Jorts was later charged with many counts of assault

[@DiegoBlandon-e3q]

5:05 I believe that the Pig Warriors were like the early Bokoblins.

[@KairuHakubi]

2:09 technically that's a butablin (ditto in the 3DS games), but i'll allow it. You made the distinction a few games later. I believe the gameboy games are the only ones to have both moriblins and butablins.

[@Kamekthegreatgamer]

See how fast you can touch ice in every mario game

[@RodentofKai]

Great video. May I suggest, "How fast you can touch the Master Swords? Or even any sword.

[@Mikeztarp]

Moblins: "Please ask for consent."

[@Dkbongos-x9w]

You should have done a video on how fast can you touch a _blin in ever Zelda game, that covers bulblins, moblins, bokoblins miniblins etc.

[@AvocadoInvocado]

"Our last line of defense, will be Link" "Link!?" 11:14

[@thedarklord4017]

How fast can you touch a child (appropriately) in every state.

[@DeadlyOre]

Dude I love Skyward sword moblins, so glad they got to eat a large chunk of this video (also my fav zelda) I love your vids, this is great stuff!

[@jonesthemoblin1400]

What's this about touching Moblins? I... I don't think we consented to this.

[@draconesetmagicae9]

how fast can you enjoy every game to its fullest alternative: speedrun a game 100%

[@anth5997]

Well technically it took you seven years to touch a moblin in oot

[@DaviddeBergerac]

The addition of speedrunning tricks is the kind of escalation I was hoping for in this series when I subscribed so thank you, and godspeed. Aim high.

[@fishfood1117]

as a former speedrunner of Ocarina of Time-I have never seen that method of the door of time skip. well done

[@stevenedwards8353]

My brain has somehow just never registered that those piglike things at the bottom of the pyramid in the Dark World in LTTP were moblins, even though they throw spears in the same exact pattern as they do in (almost) every other game

[@mateuszlewandowski4418]

2:30 blastoise in zelda confirmed?

[@endcorruption993]

"How fast can you touch a Moblin?" Moblin, "I need an adult." Link, "I am an adult."

[@jonahj9519]

In the original version of Link’s awakening(not dx), there’s a glitch you can do where you hold up as you transition down a screen, causing you to transition up a screen instead. This allows you to skip the sword and immediately enter the forest to touch a moblin. Also I’m sure there’s some trick or glitch you can do to get off Death Mountain when you first enter the dark world as Bunny Link, though I don’t know specifically how. Look it up.

[@dekufiremage7972]

Even faster is using map glitch in the Hyrule Castle Sewers where you get a guard to knock you out of bounds. You can get to the triforce in 3 minutes with that glitch and it's what any% speedruns use. Could very quickly make it to the dark world and a moblin with that.

[@chambeet]

I had the motion controls set on in Skyward Sword until that damn loftwing trial. Like you said, it’s very tough for some reason with motion controls on. Turned them off and never looked back.

[@Neko_Medic]

The skyward sword part was literally Link being skyloft's last line of defense.

[@ClumsyReaper]

Could be only a thing that happens after a few bloodmoons but I think there is at least one Moblin on the Great Platue in an out of the way skull house.

[@Link-from-hyrule]

How fast can you touch peach in every mario game having your character as peach dose not count

[@StoMoComedoPro]

You already at timestamp 0:46 touched one. By the way it makes sense that there is Mario in one (also a resemblance of him in Luigi in OOT too in which Malon wears a Bowser necklace) because Link is a sleeping NPC in Super Mario RPG.

[@joelmavity1467]

Link is a menace, running around touching innocent moblins. How indecent!

[@TylerDevine]

0:58 he did not come back by morning😃👍

[@MysterAye]

8:59 “It can’t be THAT long.” one eternity later….12:10 “What was the video about again?”

[@wicklebee]

Now how about another Zelda enemy staple, Octoroks. But since 3D Zeldas made them very scared, it can become "how fast can you touch an Octorok's spit?"

[@w_toons7640]

Next video: How fast can you touch a child in minecraft

[@macblackledge6121]

Twilight Princess was going to have moblins but for some reason they were cut, I believe you can see them in early trailers and screenshots for the game if I'm not mistaken.

[@pwnzormcduck6546]

I wish you could get a loftwing in ToTK. Maybe later in the game or maybe even a unlock like the master cycle.

[@Unireversecard]

WERE TOUCHING BEASTS WITH THIS ONE

[@VincentTheWordsmith]

these videos are always a lot of fun. Great editing too.

[@1080ike]

It's always a good day when j0rts gets his touching mitts on

[@DrPickle18]

You should do “How fast can you touch a child in every Zelda game” It might get link a lawsuit but It would be a fun challenge!

[@Joe._.Mama75]

So glad to see someone play skyward sword and not talk shit the entire time. It’s not as bad as people’s say

[@kingsillysalamander]

Funny, the order of how long it takes it takes to touch a moblin correlates pretty well with how long it takes to beat each game

[@Logga15]

Touch goblins oh shoot oh shoot he is a predator goblin predator

[@ammy_the_white_wolf]

11:21 the side dodge off into the abyss is killing me

[@GermanGovernment]

Just a question not related to the video but are there bokoblins in ocarina of time? I mean it has moblins and lizalfos

[@shark_girl]

10:32 I HATE THOSE STUPID PUZZLES SM WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE A NORMAL KEY OMG DJFNCNDJFNFMFI

[@hedgehogmorph7248]

*no moblins in "Phantom Hourglass" and "Spirit Tracks" * So, this "great flood" thing actually did something, huh

[@kattnip500]

You could have probably gotten to the moblin in skyward sword faster if you played the Wii version and used a glitch called Back in Time to either skip dungeons or if the map allows for it, reach a later area that has them

[@KhanaHatake]

The Skyward Sword death compilation was *chef kiss

[@SDW_YT]

Maby you can do how fast can you touch a Toad in every mario game

[@watergirl929]

When I saw the title I knew immediately what was in for him with Skyward Sword. I knew the Moblins only appear after beating the first 3 dungeons and the first Silent realm. I was just waiting for him to get to SS 😂

[@insertfunnynamehere8984]

How fast can you touch Zelda in every Mario game