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@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
SUBSCRIBE! WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 1,000,000!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
@ocelotboygaming4133 Жыл бұрын
Do captain jack sparrow vs jafar plz
@user-bh7qy1id9z Жыл бұрын
Sooo…where did you get your sword please? I’ve been looking for one that looks realistic but isn’t the actual thing…in fact, where did you happen to put together the costume??
@user-bh7qy1id9z Жыл бұрын
It just looks amazing, mate
@1UPWOMAN Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! 😎
@Hunters_eyelash9 ай бұрын
The “into the rum cellar” got me 🤣🤣
@sylvievariant51 Жыл бұрын
The guy at the counter was hilarious. And the women was just smiling.
@dirtydingo42011 ай бұрын
He was looking like "that's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen"
@jeongranyoo25169 ай бұрын
Commodore Norrington's descendant😂
@alexcerny58818 ай бұрын
@@dirtydingo420 "But he has seen him"
@priscillajimenez275 ай бұрын
@@dirtydingo420so it would seem
@magicman19214 ай бұрын
@@dirtydingo420But you have heard of him.
@Goleon Жыл бұрын
The fact that the two guys behind you don’t look over when you start screaming shows they’re use to this.
@priscillajimenez275 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same
@lunaathena90364 ай бұрын
The one working his legs kinda did. It’s very slight but his head moves to the left and we see half his face for a couple seconds and then he moves back😂
@killuazoldyck74424 ай бұрын
They might also have earbuds in 😂
@gummi2934 ай бұрын
I am 100% certain he made a disclaimer before filming that part, so they knew it was coming
@Hojobiru294 ай бұрын
Or they using a earphone
@gimmeyourrights82924 ай бұрын
"You need to find yourself a gym mate." - Captain Jack Swollo
@user-fb8rl1rl3f3 ай бұрын
😂
@Drolish.3 ай бұрын
Needs to find himself Captain hook
@Jamie-fm1hb2 ай бұрын
Yes and the rum
@liamphibiaАй бұрын
That REALLY rolls off the tongue when you say it out loud!
@user-en2sb9tg1d14 күн бұрын
Captain Barbosa 😂
@snowfox47044 ай бұрын
The running and screaming was GOLD.
@robyndrake4798 Жыл бұрын
The treadmill running!😂 I bet Johnny Depp would love this.🏴☠️
@BraydenJones087 ай бұрын
yes he would lmfao
@tgiacin4354 ай бұрын
I loved the yelling near the end
@Mushroom321-4 ай бұрын
Yes!!!😅😅
@Nakira20004 ай бұрын
Disney did Depp dirty 😭
@IamBardsongWolf4 ай бұрын
@@Nakira2000 It's okay he's coming back since he won the lawsuit
@timetodance45848 ай бұрын
Omg THE SCREAM 😂 I was already laughing at dead man’s sprints! But the scream killed me 😂
@gigitrinidad9213 ай бұрын
Johnny Depp would of LOVED watching this rendition of workouts prior to “Pirate of the Caribbean” series! Great job! Loved it!🏆🫶🫶🫶😇
@ProveMeWrongScience-me2uz4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 yess that run at the end on the treadmill was spot on 😂
@Koala.Prepz.13.3 Жыл бұрын
I love how Kurt isn't embarrassed to go into places dressed up in costumes in public places.❤
@FreighttrainDaniel12258 ай бұрын
I would feel the same was unless it’s crossdressing
@x0Snap0x4 ай бұрын
weird how he cant do his own voice over though. sick of ai voices
@joeyst.laurent19874 ай бұрын
That's a cosplayer for ya no shame lmao, they'll go out dressed as freaking anime characters in normal day life without caring they got big balls to do it lol seeing as alot ppl might make fun of them for it, ik when I did it I got made fun of lol
@phonicrose83954 ай бұрын
To be fair he makes a LOT of money doing it. So it's not the same as just you or I doing it.
@joeyst.laurent19874 ай бұрын
@@phonicrose8395 ya true but it still takes courage to do it even if ur making money for it lol, cuz before he made money from it he was just making videos for the fun of it right
@sham_0252 Жыл бұрын
The scream😭😭🔥
@JayByrd834 ай бұрын
He'd be kicked out of the gym for that. 😂
@kieslowski17094 ай бұрын
@@JayByrd83 no one reacted though, I think it's edited
@laurentucker74713 ай бұрын
Gets me every time
@eeveequeenhanna3 ай бұрын
@@kieslowski1709 I don’t think so. And the guy behind him did look back slightly when he started screaming.
@dawnfitch82344 ай бұрын
Love how the people in the background are unfazed
@djmarsone52094 ай бұрын
the people: not again 🙄😑😝
@chicken3 ай бұрын
The scream always gets me! And the reactions are priceless.
@Lolagraceee6 ай бұрын
“I’ve got a jar of dirt!” “I’ve got a jar of dirt!”
@Escout-xe7wo4 ай бұрын
“And guess what’s inside it!”
@Dr.Mcstaby4 ай бұрын
"where is the thump thump?"
@huryburly60253 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅😂
@breadpai4203 ай бұрын
"...enough" *cue the cannons loading*
@Chris_78283 ай бұрын
Wispers "Hard to starboard" Yells "Hard to starboard"
@tigertex7257 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 The staff already knew what was coming
@diamondbentley74694 ай бұрын
Ikr. The looks on their faces were priceless. 😂
@0strangerghost084 ай бұрын
I love how in the start the guy is so confused and the girl in the back is enjoying it so much😂
@skyhime4 ай бұрын
The music. The skits. This is great!
@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
get SWOLL me hearties, YO HO! 💪🏻🏴☠️
@acoustic.guitar.gal501 Жыл бұрын
I fricken love your videos, Kurt!
@GH0ST2166 Жыл бұрын
yo ho yo ho get swoll me hearties yo ho
@miner22687 ай бұрын
Drink up me hearties yo ho! 🍹🏴☠️
@bensonjarvis50256 ай бұрын
AYE CAPTAIN
@countrylegobuilder1344 ай бұрын
@@miner2268I appreciate the addition of rum, it seems to be always gone🍹🍹🍹🍹
@Fruitloop3986 ай бұрын
Mad respect to everyone minding their own business working out. No one looked over at him. I would have been staring 😂
@ErichToven4 ай бұрын
Its actually easier than you realize. You make eye contact and you risk drawing the weirdos attention. 😁
@warllockmasterasd91424 ай бұрын
In the sacred gym you are too busy on your own work out to pay attention to anothers-unless it is somehow connected to your own.
@Barlmoro4 ай бұрын
@@warllockmasterasd9142 this. you only give so much attention to your surrounding to detect if something is massive wrong and rest is fokus on the training. and a dude in a costume with someone who films him? no risk for you at all, if he get in troble he had someone who helps him. would be more concernd if he did this without filming
@mechellemurphy84404 ай бұрын
I would have been rolling if I saw that at a gym😂😂
@hrodriguez5613 ай бұрын
Good thing this was at crunch cuz if he had been at Planet Fitness he would've definitely set off the lunk alarm
@the1holycrusader962Ай бұрын
Lmao, that treadmill running was dead spot on.
@KhadijahsMamma4 ай бұрын
He wouldn’t pay tho 😂
@MatthewERyan Жыл бұрын
This whole video is spot on
@cristinawood9001 Жыл бұрын
I will never get over the people reactions behind you lol
@jgabs12studios744 күн бұрын
That was genius! I’ve always been a Jack Sparrow fan and always will be! 😂😂😂😂
@wytewillow002 ай бұрын
Giggling at the routines, dying at Deadman’s Run! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kassandra0 Жыл бұрын
Your Jack Sparrow costume is by far your best YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HIM!
@jackwhitbread45834 ай бұрын
Are you on crack?
@JustTheilogs Жыл бұрын
That scream never gets old.
@mobilemaniac17464 ай бұрын
The run was so accurate damnn😂😂😂😂 God bless y'all God loves y'all ❤ Verse of the day Proverbs 8: 17 Revelation 3: 20✨
@terrytyrannosaurus73543 ай бұрын
I was eagerly waiting for that run and scream. 😂
@Movieditor1 Жыл бұрын
the guy: not again the girl:laughing and waving hello he rlly isn't emarresed to do such stuff, and be dressed like that in public him screaming at the end just killed me though, 🤣😭😭🤣
@annareign7 ай бұрын
The yelling at the end 😂😂😂
@JohhnyDepp-lx4nn4 ай бұрын
How long have you been supporting me ?
@robotimusprime14784 ай бұрын
The guy at the counter reaction is priceless
@THATdolphinGirl3 ай бұрын
“hello beasties” 💀💀😭
@lornbaker10838 ай бұрын
perfection! The yell of the run was the best finishing touch.
@ricodwiputra44468 ай бұрын
That captain sparrow run! 😂
@PhillYangАй бұрын
The dead man sprint never fails lmaoo
@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme42424 ай бұрын
OMFG!!!!! This sent me ALL THE WAY too Davy Jones' Locker!!!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀
@kameswararaodv601111 ай бұрын
OMG...Perfect Jack sparrow Spoof 🥰
@ashleylangley60357 ай бұрын
It's the scream at the end that really got me 😂❤
@orichalchem3 ай бұрын
"Its gym life for me, savvy"
@CAPNJACK17694 ай бұрын
I LOOOVE JACK SPARROW
@user-bh7qy1id9z Жыл бұрын
So being a HUGE POTC fan, I really appreciate this video and how you did something from every movie😂❤️❤️this made my day and I will show this to MANY friends
@chloehammerquist61503 ай бұрын
YES!!! SLAY!!! Im literally OBSESSED with Jack Sparrow and Johnny Depp!!!💅✨🍺
@thegametroll6264Ай бұрын
* the last one * Come on sparrow! Work those legs! Work like you're running from a cannibal horde!
@lisaknox77226 ай бұрын
Love the treadmill.😅😅😅
@mr.alexandermgibson68874 ай бұрын
The scream was on point, man 😅😂
@kokokxt3 ай бұрын
We gotta see Johnny Depp reacting to this😭🗿🙏🏾
@user-np5td4iz3b4 ай бұрын
Well He's Got to Get into Shape Before the 6th Movie😂😂😂😂
@FalkorDragons_Official9 ай бұрын
the "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" got me dying! Love this:)
@faeezrizwanyahya Жыл бұрын
You never failed making me laugh early in the morning hahahahaha
@Thomas_H._Smith3 ай бұрын
The guy in the red at the beginning is so thinking, "Not this crap again. 😒" Meanwhile, the lady is like,"YES! This guy again! 😁"
@Ashoka_tano456783 ай бұрын
Nah that side eye tho 😂😂😂
@brandonwilliams62217 ай бұрын
The scream was perfect.
@aconsultingfangirl1258 Жыл бұрын
this is hiliarious!!
@YourAnimeOtaku3 ай бұрын
I CANT BREATHE XD
@theawesomebeast37513 ай бұрын
The run was on point
@The_Dark_Umbra Жыл бұрын
The sequel we all knew we needed
@leonardourbani79277 ай бұрын
this is just incredibly funny and so well done I am crying with both laughter end emotions
@bigbluestompsyou59433 ай бұрын
That was the perfect sprint😭😭😭😭
@DeathlyQuietVA4 ай бұрын
The scream is what sold it
@ceriseharrison7 ай бұрын
The faces and everything are so on point
@m.hreels9822 Жыл бұрын
Everybody must be laughing at this guy in there! 😂 how did he even get permission to do this?
@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
pirates don't ask for permission mate, savvy? 🏴☠️
@thesevendeadlysins578 Жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci No, they do as they like.
@dynozgaming2504 ай бұрын
The Jared Halley cover! Love it!
@nooneatnowhere4 ай бұрын
We have a winner!!!😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@StopSpiderMan Жыл бұрын
Please have you and your friends dress up as Spider-Man for Across the Spider-Verse coming out on June 2nd
@barrysmith4610 Жыл бұрын
dude you are on point with this loooolll full props
@meta527II10 күн бұрын
I love that thumbnail, where he looks like he's all like "WHAT IS THIS MOVING FLOOR?!"
@mwhite92984 ай бұрын
I just wanna see Captain Jack Sparrow running on the treadmill and screaming for 10 hours.
@christophermarek84438 ай бұрын
you good sir. are a bloody legend. keep up the good work 😂😂😂
@AIRCAV006 Жыл бұрын
LOL THE dead mans sprints!!!
@Aeris_Asano4 ай бұрын
The run at the end was perfect 😂
@KohaJinjahl3 ай бұрын
The dead mans sprints got you working out your lungs as well as your body XD
@EggzBenedict696 ай бұрын
A literal masterpiece 👏🏼👏🏼
@samma6652 Жыл бұрын
Omg this is brilliant 👏 😂
@ladylunara54 ай бұрын
Never lose this sense of humor
@iamacoolcatАй бұрын
the confidence you have omg 😂i live for you kurt!
@youngfamily7364 Жыл бұрын
Someone send this to Johnny Depp
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832 Жыл бұрын
Please cosplay as The Flash for the 2023 Flash movie
@user-xj3zr3po8pАй бұрын
The screaming was absolutely perfect
@liamphibiaАй бұрын
Do I hear Jared Halley's Acapella of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme here? Impressive, savy!
@waheedabdullah6371 Жыл бұрын
At least tell me if you're going upload a short by cosplaying while seeing The Little Mermaid
@yukok6td861 Жыл бұрын
First! Also the walk run and slap are everything ISTG 😂😂😂 (pin maybe pls?)
@insovietrussiavodka4 ай бұрын
he's missing the "Wave hand around with weight cause compass doesn't show where he wants to go..."
@egirldemil17893 ай бұрын
LMAO THE FREAKING SCREAM AT THE END
@CassiePlaysGames4 ай бұрын
Those slaps were personal
@oliverfeeler37764 ай бұрын
Bro said: anything to be TikTok famous
@adventureswithaurora2 ай бұрын
This is actually hysterical. 🤣🤣🤣
@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo2 ай бұрын
That run and scream were seriously on point
@matthewwilliamson72934 ай бұрын
Dude when he was running on the treadmill at the end that was freaking awesome I think Johnny Depp would be proud a man after his own heart thats funny
@ssj2trunks1034 ай бұрын
From beginning to end none stop laughing! The face that the guy give him oh my god! Lol
@joeypledger42533 ай бұрын
The scream😂😂😂 I CANT BREATHE!
@FilmIguana73023 ай бұрын
He actually moves exactly like the guy who plays Jack Sparrow😂
@user-ph8ed9mq2eАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂would fun super fun😂😂😂😂😂
@irisrogic21354 ай бұрын
The scream 😭😭🔥
@Lunasent3 ай бұрын
The gym’s membership numbers are probably soaring through the roof thanks to this guy 😂😂😂😂😂
@SamanthaNawarathna-jy2pxАй бұрын
My favourite character is Jack Sparrow your
@maniacalfool5885Ай бұрын
Music not only gave me Pirates of the Caribbean nostalgia but also Crash Twinsanity nostalgia
@nabicookie4 ай бұрын
omg the yell at the end killed me lol 😂
@lilyLovesStories3 ай бұрын
The treadmill is my favorite 😂😂😂
@JanWoutsma2 ай бұрын
Lmao the sprint gave me flashbacks when jack got chased by the tribe 🤣💀