NAME YOUR PRICE But mostly Jerma ft. Ludwig, Austin Show

[@AzamiNeedsSleep]

Jerma985

[@seva7500]

true

[@drdala]

where?

[@QuezzNor]

@@drdala run faster

[@kroniisfangs]

is jerma985 a killer or something like that? he legit gives me psychopath vibes

[@QuezzNor]

@@kroniisfangs hmmm.. maybe

[@kiapor99]

here’s hoping jerma never wears those glasses again. they look distractingly good on him.

[@sophieloph8728]

Ik that fit actually looks incredible on him. He fits it really well

[@ufcosmo8691]

the glasses alone made me 25% more trans. dont even get me started on the rest of the outfit

[@jiyama]

i legit almost fell down to my knees with those glasses on

[@pugisveryanxious]

Here’s me hoping he wears them again !!! he looks so good I started blushing and kicking my legs in the air

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Eton John looking Assandy

[@priqq1]

He's a smoking Andy. Finally.

[@snowgirl3522]

literal cigarette comedian

[@cigaretteandy]

@@snowgirl3522 Someone called?

[@sad.3x3]

im surprised he didnt eat the bugs

[@DrHeinzy]

Jerma HATES the NWO

[@gicumeserie9074]

No doctor to tell him to

[@bandamani]

@@gicumeserie9074 handsome 60yr old doctor*

[@jaronkirk9473]

@@bandamani *boyfriend

[@benvel3392]

Jerma ate my pet grasshopper 😭

[@mcgfn]

god jerma looks so good in that outfit edit: after i managed to tear my eyes off of jerma i realize that everyone here is dripped the fuck out

[@Erilis000]

8:22 this whole stream was tremendous but can i just say that jermajump is prime

[@Absolucy]

Jerma and Minx were the best parts of this stream

[@mustardorb8867]

He looks so good

[@astracontritus1209]

Attractive Andy

[@lvbboi9]

Fr

[@zonarde]

13:16 not getting this on camera was a travesty

[@mathematicalmodelz]

truly. This was one of the noises ever,,,,

[@charliewegner]

12:02 “he looks like he could be racist” SENT ME

[@potatoonastick2239]

actual cigarette comedian

[@thebuuiiman812]

At 8:34 he confirms signing a death warrant, someone must stop this man

[@froggygal_]

I can't believe his creators made him this Handsome.

[@Judicial_Cat]

Are we just not going to talk about "That could be our month."

[@0nlyRemaining]

3:00 "dont lick it too much", you never know what Austin did with that beforehand.

[@cellophanezebra4663]

Everyone's only here for Jerma lets be honest

[@Cruxin]

No, we're watching a specific jerma edit of a stream for ludwig

[@ejelbertson9974]

Well, I mean, yeah... It's a jerma highlights video.

[@cellophanezebra4663]

@@ejelbertson9974 uhh... yeah

[@someoneelse1441]

It's unironically hard to believe as it feels like Jerma is now all over the Internet, but he's the least famous of all of those people, including the manic presenter girl.

[@enricobianchi4499]

@@someoneelse1441 but who are they??

[@beezeisacommunist8205]

16:02 such an angel

[@RickyDonker]

Holy shit, this was amazing! An entire game show purely centered around Jerma! I mean, most of those "contestants" didn't even ANSWER questions! What an absolute PSYCHO!

[@20jumps]

how the hell is jerma the tallest guy in the room

[@jamesyeung3286]

it's a hologram

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

stilts

[@lvbboi9]

@@user-ci6oo1uv2k Imagine he walks out from behind the podium and he has high-ass heels

[@Arreis_004]

That’s funi

[@GypsumGeneration]

I like how Will plays the part of [Man on Cocaine]

[@violet4239]

19 dollars and 87 cents LLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL

[@supremekai0713]

really love that he goes in for the hug, then questions why rich is going for a hug at 43:00

[@Berstain_]

this feels like a fever dream

[@stipfedart]

Jerks looks like he fits in that era

[@Skullkan6]

Minx's improvs landed way more than I expected

[@bcancerninja]

18 seconds in and Jerma already looks like he's doing an early impression of Tom Waits.

[@nataliecameron]

I did not expect him to make that jump

[@Pope_]

Does this cost more or less Jerma: Y e s

[@michael-oy7rt]

i need him

[@teabow.]

my mind is slowly fading away with every second of this video

[@zedc6072]

I hope Jerma gets his popcorn book

[@alt9218]

he did in the og stream he was reading it

[@PlotlinePlus]

"wait- Jerma isn't that short-" *Steps off the box "Oh."

[@spacevillainy]

look at cigarette andy over here chuffin a fat dart

[@eliohelios7947]

This kinda feels like Snatch game

[@leasagna2202]

He is my joker

[@flaminglettuce9464]

Jerma is literally the Corinthian

[@entr0pix]

hes so fucken FIIIIINE

[@andromeda4370]

Taxidermy is so much cheaper in the Midwest omfg

[@gilbertlopez]

wow watching this video made me realize i'm attracted to men

[@kandyburra]

We're all gay for the jerm

[@Jack22VV]

Never thought I would see jerma and mia Malkova in the same room

[@kadesjunkdrawer2233]

i kind of like some of these streamers individually, but compared to jerma they come off as grating for some reason

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

It’s because Jerma is able to suck out people’s charisma like a vampire.

[@Gnompus]

HE SMOKED ON STREAM!!!!!!!!

[@LowryYT]

ludwig is mr green confirmed

[@somename3424]

jerma big chad

[@antoka5375]

Jesus fuck he is dashing

[@najtrows]

Oh, so he is just a cigarette comedian now.

[@lilscranton6897]

this is because the baseball stream announcers thought chat was straight ladies

[@deliriouspenis]

8:37 rip my favorite greedy grinner, what a legacy he has left us after this stream😿

[@leoleo4469]

Jerma deserved everything. He made calculated choices. I'm glad his handlers are also teaching him calculus.

[@quoipi]

@@buffnipz why did you leave this as a reply to an unrelated comment

[@a.b.7623]

Finally, the people who beg him to smoke a cigarette on stream every stream have had their day

[@ItsDSP]

Jermamites WANT Jerma to inhale toxic chemicals ON STREAM!

[@audimalvin5763]

I mean he was revealed for being one of them.

[@ouwle6618]

@@ItsDSP GAS

[@Bluothy]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tuna2873]

following in his grandfather jerald985s footsteps

[@HappyLarry.]

"If you weren't gay, you'd be homophobic" is such a good insult from Ludwig

[@Freekymoho]

is ludwig gay? i thought he had a girlfriend

[@HappyLarry.]

@@Freekymoho nah, it was an insult Ludwig *used*

[@StermaPerma]

@Clutch Miser I didn’t hear him say it there.

[@Fizz_Pop.Boom.]

@@StermaPerma 42:39

[@LeefLett]

Austin genuinely has that specific energy lmao

[@jeksewnoleeray1020]

26:30 Jerma resisting saying "why does it feel good to hurt people", I'm glad that he's trying his best to fit in with the humans, but it's sad to know that eventually it'll all come crashing down.

[@kornfan45]

but thank goodness that won’t happen cause he isn’t real

[@illuminati955]

No, chat, I don't like hurting other people. Why would you even say that? I-I'm not gonna -

[@francismayer3841]

I'm not gonna listen to those calls.

[@potatoonastick2239]

When the camera panned over to Jerma smoking a cigarette I died of laughter

[@VintageJunior]

Holy shit he actually IS slowly transforming into Mr. Green

[@ineedbreadloreman5757]

That is his next big stream of course.

[@CorndogNinja]

The Greedy Grinner always names his price

[@pierocignetti8959]

Regressing you mean

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@ineedbreadloreman5757 he’s practicing

[@bearman_1826]

@@ineedbreadloreman5757 I'm so excited about that. Mr. Green is the best Jerma character.

[@IladRodavlas]

Jerma looks like a millionaire supervillain before they become evil

[@lukijez]

So before they become a millionaire?

[@PankoBreading]

He literally looks like the corinthian from Sandman

[@solitaryconfinement1975]

He looks like the type of guy to grab women by the wrists to get their attention

[@ethanortega359]

@@lukijez BASED

[@Thyyyyyyyyme]

It's the prequel to his future Mr. Greenz stream

[@hederahelix1383]

Ludwig always wanting Jerma to win these kind of things makes me think of that Tumblr post 'if I had a lame ass boyfriend I would hype him up so much I would make him wait outside so I could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you don't cheer and clap for him I'll fucking blow this whole building up'

[@hederahelix1383]

39:26 ludwig saying 'take whats ours' to jerma solidifies this

[@hederahelix1383]

Ludwig is about as scared as Jerma about who wins, maybe even more

[@hederahelix1383]

Jerma pretending $19.87 is a great prize when he knows he's going to go home to his millionaire mansion later

[@molybdenumrose]

Jerma's "it's always been you and me" when Ludwig was telling him to take a low number really supports this narrative.

[@hederahelix1383]

@@molybdenumrose 35:55 yes exactly ludwig saying "it's always been me and you baby" and jerma immediately affirming this

[@yaoloh8302]

Props to jerma for attending the show while he's pregnant.

[@timewellspent8137]

He must be so proud to be the mother of a growing baseball

[@Dexter_Morgan-n3v]

@@timewellspent8137 in the ass out the ass…

[@oatmeallemons9676]

Most normal jerma fan

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@trieumiu7473]

HE WAS SMOKING AND DRINKING WHILE BEING PREGNANT WTF THE BASEBALL NOOOOOOO

[@redbird1577]

Seeing this ALLEGED 37 year old man with lumbago, lupus, smoking addiction, and costochondritis perform incredible athletic feats like doing a standing vertical leap about 2 or 3 feet to a table on wheels is honestly the real highlight of this stream. HOW did he do that.

[@bobbyderptelevision3740]

average house enjoyer

[@Itual]

bro it’s literally just jumping anyone less than obese can do it

[@downbad7077]

@@Itual The chair was taking most of the table's surface, so the difficulty of that jump is in staying on that table once you make it. Thankfully, Jerma was compact enough to not lose his balance there.

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

@@Itual welcome to the Jerma fandom overlapping with everyone else. Logic isn't allowed here. Jerma breaks into all our homes simultaneously and holds us at gunpoint with a super soaker and threatens us with the meat grinder if we attempt to be less reasonable than him.

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

@@downbad7077 it's not that he's compact it's that he's boyant.

[@quinn8996]

Very proud of them for including not one, but two pregnant people. Such gracious and inclusive hosts!

[@wumbojet]

I mean, that thing I Mr show's pants is definitely alive

[@nickb3164]

Oh shit is mia pregnant ?

[@dank_69_420_memes]

@@nickb3164 that kid is gonna be bullied so hard

[@jekkobc126]

@@nickb3164 I'm pretty sure it was the "70s pregnant woman smoking a cigarette" type character

[@tylerf.145]

i hate it here

[@jackbennett2269]

JERMA is backed by the the biggest cigarette companies in the biz

[@theminorityshack7071]

Big tobacci andy

[@Wired_User]

“Thank You For Smoking” star

[@antifragiIed]

he just looks too good i’m sorry he’s an attractive guy i wish he existed

[@gilbertlopez]

we all do

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

don't be fooled, Jerma uses his appearance to lure people in before killing them

[@gentlesandladymen]

He’s literally so hot why did the CGI artists do so good

[@HappyLarry.]

8:23 genuinely one of the most athletic things Jerma has done in at LEAST 5 years

[@ScribWorld]

ok I knew jerma was caked up but seeing it in real time is another experience

[@RichHobo]

That’s how he reaches his victims

[@autumnrose8635]

Right?? Like bro holy fucking box jump excuse meeee???

[@XDarkxSteel]

Years of box jumps leading up to this exact moment

[@Shepfax]

Minx is serving 7-year-old boy "mom look what I can do" energy and I really appreciate her vibes on this lol. Jerma also looks legit stunning in 70s fashion I wish he wasn't naked all the time cause he cleans up nice.

[@juiceyborger]

she gave "drunk sexy assistant" and i love her for it

[@rustyshacklefordposter]

@@juiceyborger aged appropriately

[@juiceyborger]

@@rustyshacklefordposter oh. oh god no

[@jeremyquiros5483]

This "Jerma" gentleman looks like he has a Glock in his 'Rari.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

In reality he has a wrist rocket in his clown car

[@lavadad2629]

Nah hes got a desert eagle, with marble colored siding

[@Dabednego]

17 shots no 38?

[@BalthorYT]

@@executioner_ecgbert884 This is what 'hitting the yoinky sploinky' does to you

[@felsics9441]

He looks like he’s got the soda

[@sirsmoothie8502]

9:48 this fucking shot of jerma clapping will live rent free in my head

[@Penultimeat]

He’s like a seal that really wants you to give him a fish

[@HansBotMaker]

Oddly reminds me of that owl demon from that hell animated show (forgot the name) clapping. Same energy tbh.

[@tradeves]

@@HansBotMaker stolas, Helluva Boss

[@jamesday8361]

He just keeps getting better and better, last like 2 years jerma has been just KILLING it with shit like this

[@nedrezap3379]

People, it’s people he’s been killing

[@asoap2422]

@@nedrezap3379 mostly orphans

[@thefanfinfulo]

Nice pfp

[@jamesday8361]

@@thefanfinfulo thanks you too

[@saiinttedd]

jerma and mia malklova being in the same room cannot be real

[@bluegrassdude7532]

One has more cake than the other

[@bluek9809]

@@bluegrassdude7532 And we all know who

[@mikeschmidt4624]

Make a Wish kid fulfills his dream to be on game show with his childhood idol

[@californiansniper2133]

@@mikeschmidt4624 💀💀

[@Greetanate]

Jerma in same room with KNOWN sex haver

[@chippym8316]

What this stream did for Jerma can NEVER be undone

[@GeorgeAndLennyGaming]

wdym

[@whatinthegoddamn2353]

@@GeorgeAndLennyGaming he looks fine as hell

[@axo3940]

@@GeorgeAndLennyGaming nicotine addiction

[@spooxd7655]

@@GeorgeAndLennyGaming 6 dead, 1 missing

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@GeorgeAndLennyGaming the mass genocide we do NOT speak about

[@CopyPasteFaill]

no still the amount of trust jerma put into that wobbly trolly table holding up the chair was insane. could have seriously hurt himself and he did it all for funny. thank u jermy

[@jac8680]

8:22 that standing leap onto that platform will haunt my nightmares

[@switterbeetvids]

he's like a flea

[@zonarde]

nice pfp

[@ben-zu4iq]

@@zonarde neither me or this fellow have sex we just listen to hipster music

[@yojirex6374]

His military training is still showing. Really makes you feel bad for his victims cause they can't escape him

[@stuckenlos7009]

"standing leap"

[@cheyannei5983]

8:00 his go-to joke is always insurance, it's incredible how much that hasn't changed in 8 years

[@deecomposerr]

jerma can wear the dumbest most old-man outfit youve ever seen and there's gonna be people on his subreddit saying shit like "now hear me OUT" and making the horniest fanart imaginable

[@dragonsrule20201]

Okay but hear me out: he IS an old man and he knows what looks good on him. In this essay I will

[@kandyburra]

Its me. Im people

[@blakes8901]

It's not fair man he looks good in literally everything except that blue star shirt that makes him look like he is 7 years old and ready for his first day of school

[@Bianca1207-g5f]

As they should 😭😭

[@antidave]

As they should 😵‍💫

[@lifesoldier]

ludwig: white guy extraordinaire. washed up 90's british boy band member. smokes newports and puffbar disposables. owns the latest iphone. listens to Everything but the Girl and Boards of Canada jerma: has mescaline in his system. buys from dillard's anf saks fifth. his mom had a borzoi when he was little. actually cannot stand speaking. costco extra vip member. listens to The Garden and Fugazi religiously. makes weird noises minx: she wasnt invited. got in by paying the doorman $50. she's not rich just had it in her back pocket. smokes cherry flavored dab pens. once bought shirley temple's entire wardrobe for $90. listens to Japanese Breakfast and The Avalanches rick: elton jon (not elton john), knew steve jobs. opened a luxury chinese restaurant. makes his own pastries because "subway makes me want to throw up blood". sold a car to a blind person. P-Model, DEVO and a long playlist of Cartoon SFX. mia: continually remembering and manifesting the essence and spirit of Fever-era Kylie Minogue. swallows Halls Lozenges whole. loves potatoes a whole lot. listens to Chino Amobi, Dedekind Cut, Tim Hecker, Grouper and Yves Tumor but always answers "The B-52's". met Björk

[@Vernrot]

I love this

[@soundlessfob5925]

God everything here is too good

[@beff]

mia listening to grouper and tim hecker was shocking, i hope she is doing okay

[@lifesoldier]

@@beff she's fine it helps her out when shes actually feeling bad she listens to The Cardigans

[@plarnston]

the mescaline comment is the real kicker

[@julias4318]

I had no idea this stream happened but when I saw the thumbnail and premise, I was REALLY hoping jerma was gonna be the “sexy” female host that presents the prizes

[@israel7788]

And this is why he is the best LITTERALY CIGARRETE STREAMER

[@Coldsteak]

he gave into the demands, he finally smoked a cigarette on stream

[@18754KRS]

fake cigarette 😥

[@israel7788]

@@18754KRS He will slowly realize of how cool he looks and progress to a real one, then he will start a liking to it and by the end he will be using Cuban cigars

[@18754KRS]

@@israel7788 cuban cigars terrible

[@metalgearzwei]

@@18754KRS the pipe bomb in your mailbox is terrible too but it will still work

[@mcgfn]

jerma and minx in this stream are the reason bisexuals exist

[@falu3615]

i dont normally find women attractive, but...

[@4gone39]

Seek help

[@kiwi_arms]

@@4gone39 ????????

[@BloodInTheStrawberries]

@@4gone39 Why are you telling bisexuals to seek help with a pfp like that? No one that has a face like that is going to be taken seriously. I hope the next time Jerma let's chat peep the horror you're the one that strikes out.

[@4647Mo]

@@4gone39 B gone !!!!!!

[@troyhadge8300]

Wow, suddenly I find cigarettes cool again. Thanks Jerma!

[@-.-6428]

Why is he allowed to roam freely?

[@googleslidespresentation4214]

Saying what we're all thinking!

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

He isn't. That's his twin Jeremy Harrington.

[@ononvi3938]

Hes actually wearing a device that will deliver a fatal electric shock should he roam outside of the set boundary. Dont worry, his handelers wouldn't put the public in that kind of danger (not since the meat grinder incident, anyway)

[@AraneaLIVE]

8:16 Jerma, the CBT master, checks the tools

[@Thunderdude135]

Loving this "...But mostly Jerma" videos starting to rise

[@waterbottle6644]

6:00 is such a fantastic visual gag

[@FlightTrack101]

How the fuck did I miss this live, this is beautiful. You're an absolute legend for the edit, not really a fan of Rich and Mia so this is perfect.

[@tensionalboat-9238]

I dont see the point in having a pornstar do something they dont normally do for a career

[@disrike2909]

@@tensionalboat-9238 they are people too, why is it so hard to grasp on that ?

[@KZ-ub9bg]

@@tensionalboat-9238 I don't think this is Mia's first stream ever on Twitch

[@castor9683]

@@tensionalboat-9238 literal medieval peasant mindset thinking people shouldn't do things outside of their career...

[@nicoribbloid]

@@tensionalboat-9238 she literally streams on twitch lol

[@doifhg]

jerma got a +2 in real life

[@bigbeefscorcho]

How did he pull off that vertical leap? Jesus, he’s actually 37 that’s legitimately impressive

[@tyinplop6356]

Even more impressive that he did it while wearing his 2ft stilts

[@tonyawwwno3364]

I know it's a surprise, but being in your thirties doesn't mean you're a decrepit old man I know people in their 50's who run marathons

[@BigGorilla2788]

5 months later the worst part about this by far is Rich Campbell getting so touchy with Jerma. Makes my skin crawl especially after everything came out

[@lauridscm1]

Jerma looks so uncomfortable around him

[@juiceyborger]

wait what happened??

[@BigGorilla2788]

@juiceyborger there was an in depth sexual assault allegation, followed by him being removed from OTK and dropping off all online presence. Mia Malkova also revealed he had a pregnancy fetish which personally I find fucking creepy. If you actually want to know more I recommend giving his name a quick Google.

[@juiceyborger]

@@BigGorilla2788 oh jesus fucking christ. thanks for the info! i'll go look into it more

[@propickelz6616]

i dont think i would feel safe in a room with minx

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

It's not Minx you need to worry about, it's this Jerma fellow.

[@justeggin]

Jerma is literally a serial killer and you're worried about an Irish girl.

[@SOBINTAXIDRIVER]

Why does Jerma looks so stylish and beautiful?

[@mudspore]

this video is a win for bisexuals

[@dedd4380]

pls do you know who that green haired girl is (no homo)

[@dragonsrule20201]

@@dedd4380 justaminx. I dont know too much abt her but she was recently in a boxing competition and absolutely DESTROYED

[@dedd4380]

@@dragonsrule20201 i need i need I NEED LINK NOW (IM NOT GAY I PROMISE)

[@pyther5019]

@@dedd4380 she has a fansly if ya didn't know already

[@dedd4380]

@@pyther5019 idk what that is

[@jamesyeung3286]

that wasn't jerma behind the podium, it was Mr.green himself

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

And the legends of the gambling addiction continue to grow

[@jamesyeung3286]

@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment just look at the stream where he played an OIL TYCOON SIMULATOR for 14 HOURS STRAIGHT with NO breaks, threatening to send HITMEN to KILL daisy and blanche

[@HappyLarry.]

I like how they spent over $600 on the squirrel and chipmunk set, but Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson won less than $20

[@dicklongbottom8014]

Seeing Jerma in the same room with human beings is earie. Considering he's a looneytoons-esque interdimensional creature who feeds on the blood of the innocent

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

They actually green screened him in. He's not actually there. It's essentially a deep fake with an actor on set that they map his body over.

[@kreatona4219]

They just did the same thing that they did for "who framed roger rabbit"

[@sid6645]

Eerie* Can't believe I actually got to correct someone on that.

[@themagnacarta4380]

the CGI for Jerma's hair is amazing

[@myfaceisthefrontofshop]

SPOILER ALERT So glad he finally managed to win something🙂🙂🙂

[@Newbieguy5000]

Finally? But what about these? kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5uVmZKLm9GSbKc

[@luxill0s]

Can I just take a minute to say I love your Faceshopping name

[@myfaceisthefrontofshop]

@@luxill0sthx🙏🙂

[@forafinalgirl]

hes back and better than ever!!!

[@AL-wo4hw]

Omg the cigarette commnity part of jerma's fanbase must have been thrilled to see this

[@elusiverobertdenby3000]

This whole thing was a fever dream but eventually I just accepted it and enjoyed the cocaine fueled ride

[@fireblek]

thanks for this edit, i had no idea who the other people were besides ludwig and stopped watching the stream due to the amount of non-jerma

[@jen6089]

Bruh everyone else was so cringe it was almost unbearable to watch

[@ellie1903]

why does he looks so good I’m crying and shitting

[@mathematicalmodelz]

best(and TRUE!) comment here

[@ItsRyanHello]

jerma stole the fucking show