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@BLC8882 жыл бұрын
May i recommend Louis bonaparte? He was the brother of Napoleon Bonaparte and he basically ran his kingdom on spite and i think he is very interesting after reading on him a bunch
@febrian00792 жыл бұрын
May i recommend a video about the life and death of Gajah Mada, the great General and Mahapatih of the Majapahit Empire
@kv46482 жыл бұрын
Loved the sponsorship segment! I remember reading an actual isekai where the main character reincarnates as an emperor of the Byzantine empire in troubled times and takes over the Italian peninsula set in a world with magic, elves, dwarves, etc. I think it was set after the events of this very video
@Alfred_Leonhart2 жыл бұрын
Was that Dance of the Akritai in the beginning I didn’t think many people knew about Farya Faraji?
@liamnevard15912 жыл бұрын
@jackrackam Why does it say History Abridged?
@byzantineboi83452 жыл бұрын
In Procopius secret history he insults literally everyone, except Justinian’s cousin Germanus who everyone thought was just a cool dude
@yugitrump4352 жыл бұрын
Every family has that one person everyone loves no matter what, while the rest get the stink eye lmao
@byzantineboi83452 жыл бұрын
@@yugitrump435 I mean I think he earned it, his whole career was cleaning up Justinian and Belisarius messes
@eedwardgrey22 жыл бұрын
Belisarius got better than Theodora at least.........I mean no geese at least........
@DBZHGWgamer2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't actually written by Procopius.
@VeiledSeer2 жыл бұрын
I read that as popcornius
@pax68332 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god he took the parade" The deadpan delivery is just great. I mean wow what a genius bit of reasoning too from good old Justinian.
@kitcutting2 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard of a joke that goes something like: “Vercingetorix, Arminius, and Belisarius walk into a bar” [THE NEXT PART OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN REDACTED DUE TO HISTORICAL AMBIGUITY.]
@mortache2 жыл бұрын
A bar in Germania the town?
@jamesabestos28002 жыл бұрын
@@mortache or the people of foul
@NathanLucas52 жыл бұрын
I know the Theodora scene is funny but the actual quote she gave (and her entire story) is super badass: "We are rich; over there is the sea, and yonder are the ships. Yet reflect for a moment whether, when you have once escaped to a place of security, you would not gladly exchange such safety for death. As for me, I agree with the adage that the royal purple is the noblest shroud"
@michaelsinger46382 жыл бұрын
Theodora also came from very humble origins. She worked her way up to becoming Empress. Not hard to see why she would not want to give it up.
@CollinMcLean2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsinger4638 Not just humble origins, she was an actress (which to the Romans meant stripper which to them meant prostitute) and would've been looked down upon with serious contempt by many. Yet supposedly when she died Justinian never remarried and was never quite as sharp as he was when he had her by his side. And when Justinian was in a coma from Plague she kept the whole empire from tearing apart. She is easily one of history's biggest badasses.
@NathanLucas52 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsinger4638 of course, her whole life story is crazyt
@akSeR20102 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsinger4638 "Worked" her way to the top, meaning fucked her way to the top literally.
@Pillzpop2 жыл бұрын
Theodora basically just slapped her giant ovaries on the table and told everybody around her that they were being pussies for running away. And with that bold statement, everybody nutted up.
@legateelizabeth2 жыл бұрын
You know Jack's passionate about a subject when there's no blackboard segments. I'm gonna go listen to an entire album of Belissarius music that exists, apparently.
@jbb41052 жыл бұрын
i cant believe that album exists and cant wait to peep it myself when i get home lol
@akechijubeimitsuhide2 жыл бұрын
There is also a rarely played but very beautiful Donizetti opera about him :D
@Marshal_Rock2 жыл бұрын
Let There be Nothing by Judicator is an awesome album
@MCKevin2892 жыл бұрын
It’s let there be nothing by judicator
@wetwillyis_18812 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I now have to go out and listen to that album too.
@therongjr2 жыл бұрын
Procopius, that guy who wrote that Justinian's head and body sometimes disappeared, like a demonic Cheshire cat? I'm sure he's a reliable narrator!
@Spiderfisch2 жыл бұрын
It is questionable if he really wrote the secret history On the other hand he was an eye witness of most of the events and the only source we have
@justinbowers27492 жыл бұрын
Some people theorize (and I agree) that the reason the Secret History was made was as an insurance policy for Procopius in case Justinian was ever overthrown
@ShadowGricken Жыл бұрын
@@justinbowers2749 it makes for a really interesting historical case where we have to cut between the two wildly different biases from the same eyewitness primary source, not really something that's happened anywhere else in history
@ewantaylor27582 ай бұрын
@@justinbowers2749 The problem in that case is it shows he is someone who would willingly alter facts to ingratiate himself to whomever is in charge, making his primary history untrustworthy too. There's really no way that the secret history doesn't cast doubt Procopius unless someone else wrote it and lied about the author (which of course is another can of worms). I like to treat the whole thing as a reminder that nothing from history can truly be known either way without material evidence, everything else is circumstantial.
@wabi-sabi61552 жыл бұрын
10:35 Belisarius: "We must be righteous! Be like Christ my brothers. " Hun Mercenary: "What?! And kill people?" 15:15 "To think such a powerful City could fall because of one unguarded entrance! Pathetic frankly! Imagine if we ever let something like this happen in Constantinople!! " This was an amazing video of my favourite General.
@powerist2092 жыл бұрын
Same goes with Justinian the II (or golden nose prosthetic one) who reclaim his throne via unsecured sewer after sailing from his exile.
@katyayanjaiswal2110 Жыл бұрын
The Constantinople line was the best line in the video 😂
@occam73825 ай бұрын
@@powerist209, somehow, I'm not at all surprised.
@ZephLodwick2 жыл бұрын
If Procopius wrote _The Secret History_ today, he'd have put that Theodora was into light novels.
@ManiacMayhem72562 жыл бұрын
Truly heinous
@year111 Жыл бұрын
Could be worst she might end up in a young adult novel.
@_MrPixel_2 жыл бұрын
Now I want a Justinian, Theodora & Belasarius sitcom
@DaRoachDoggJR.2 жыл бұрын
Dont forget his wife and adopted son living next door
@comettamer2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Mr.PepeSilvia2 жыл бұрын
Taped in front of a live studio audience
@gringlebandersnatch2 жыл бұрын
🎶 So no one told you Rome was gonna be this way dun dun dun dun dun 🎶
@ianyork26552 жыл бұрын
Actually there’s a historical fiction book on Theodora and her time as a prostitute called Fortune’s child. Sorry I love Theodora that my partner got me an orthodox icon of her
@georgeptolemy72602 жыл бұрын
I like the story convention of Procopius telling Belisarius his own history.
@mortache2 жыл бұрын
10:40 "Be like Christ, my brother" "And what, kill people?" Crusades in a nutshell lol
@seanmcloughlin59832 жыл бұрын
Ok NOW you need to do Justinian. You have no choice, you can’t ONLY do Belisarius.
@JuliusCheemsar2 жыл бұрын
Narses too
@michaelsinger46382 жыл бұрын
Theodora as well.
@BlaudracheLP2 жыл бұрын
I get the idea you watched Extra Historys episode of Justinian I.
@dr.nosborn63302 жыл бұрын
See him try 😂
@stellviahohenheim2 жыл бұрын
That's gay haha
@abrahamolivares99362 жыл бұрын
"To think that such a powerful city could fall because of one unguarded entrance." That's called foreshadowing
@katyayanjaiswal2110 Жыл бұрын
Indeed!
@christianbustnes92122 жыл бұрын
20 minutes isn’t enough for byzantiums greatest ever general
@Spiderfisch2 жыл бұрын
Thats extremely debatable if he really is the best
@ethancash77352 жыл бұрын
@@Spiderfisch Name a better general who did more and conquered more territory and wasn’t a d*ck to everyone
@flyingtomatosauce35282 жыл бұрын
I demand 50
@menmamadrigal12332 жыл бұрын
@cokelover9001 heraclius was caught between a rock and a hard place so he fought back savagely like a cornered animal and he actually succeeded in defeating the persians earning him the title of the first crusader but his reputation marred by the loss of basically half the empire to the muslims
@nileshkumaraswamy27112 жыл бұрын
The story of Justinian and Belisarius is like a test case of what happens when great men collide with historical forces larger than themselves.
@nathanpangilinan43972 жыл бұрын
As Dovahhatty put it, there once was a dream, a dream worth fighting for, a dream called Rome.
@carltomacruz91382 жыл бұрын
I just came from Dovahhatty too! It's interesting how his take of Justinian and Belisarius's relationship is somewhat different from Epic History TV.
@irish-italianintrovert.86002 жыл бұрын
Roman Generals: I have successfully captured this mountain fortress with a giant dirt ramp and siege tower after months of marching troops single file up the entrance and suffering casualties from enemy arrows. Belisarius: Ya so one of my mercenaries found an old water pipe leading into the city I was besieging and I wrote to the enemy commander that I found a way in and asked him to surrender immediately or I would kill them all that night. Lol.
@deiansalazar1402 жыл бұрын
Procopius be like: "Nice argument Scholar but give me a source" "My source is that I made it the fuck up!"
@SymphonyZach2 жыл бұрын
“A city that can fall from only one unguarded entrance” thyatira would like a word.
@corbindick89432 жыл бұрын
Belisarius is honestly one of my favorite historical figures
@theawesomeman98212 жыл бұрын
he should have been Emperor
@therac197 Жыл бұрын
@@theawesomeman9821 a good General doesnt automatically make a good politician
@ragnarian2 жыл бұрын
You should do a video on Emperor Aurelian, the belisarius of his time, reclaiming the empire, basically tripling the size of rome when he took the throne.
@ATemplarIGuess2 жыл бұрын
And then he got stabbed to death
@lkcdarzadix62162 жыл бұрын
Aurelian is Aurelian he get shit down not weigh down by politics. Aurelian The Restorer of Roman Empire!
@therac197 Жыл бұрын
@handri i no He was Iustitian and Belesarius. Aurelian didn't just reunite the empire, he passed massive amount of Reforms and fixed alot of the infrastructure Romes. Additionaly he also brought rome on the path towards monotheism
@shostysboo2 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about all those voices Jack did? And the animation is just 🤌🏾💋! What did we do to deserve such high quality content?
@wyatt83152 жыл бұрын
The logical next step for Jack is to talk about Subutai
@lutterbrot58392 жыл бұрын
I have to apologize to you here, Jack. The first time watching your video, I could not bring myself to complete it. Not because I was not interested in the subject matter, quite the contrary, but after you had mentioned that album by "Judicator", I had to look it up posthaste and by the pope, did I fall in love with it. I made amends, mind, watched the video through since then and loved it too, but that music, man, felt like a revelation to me. Cheers man, you are one of the best producers on the platform!
@JackRackam2 жыл бұрын
Got me in the first half for sure 😄
@TransSappho2 жыл бұрын
I saw Belisarius in the title and immediately fangirled. I may have gotten into a fun debate with my history prof last year who likes Narses
@CaffeinatedIce2 жыл бұрын
What a bastard, a Narses fan? UNBELIEVABLE
@sapphoarnold26102 жыл бұрын
Insert spiderman meme pointing that we the same
@occam73822 жыл бұрын
I honestly think both of them were good at their jobs, but when it came to working together, they just sucked ass.
@TransSappho2 жыл бұрын
@@sapphoarnold2610 lmao
@kyleplatter89542 жыл бұрын
How did he like Narses?
@MrMighty1472 жыл бұрын
The empress going "Oh my god he took the triumph" was hilarious 😂
@ussgettysburg3162 жыл бұрын
I wish that Jack would do a video on Michael Collins. There isn't really that much Irish history content on KZbin.
@ancaconstantin86672 жыл бұрын
There is this channel called John D. Ruddy how made two videos about the Irish independence war and civil war
@ussgettysburg3162 жыл бұрын
@@ancaconstantin8667 Yes, those videos are very good.
@seanclancy97462 жыл бұрын
I hope you get out of the yards someday
@CollinMcLean2 жыл бұрын
Ah Ireland... A land who's entire history is that of a people repeatedly getting suckerpunched and still getting back up everytime. From the Vikings to the Normans to the English to the English to the English and again to the English... And also Scotland when you remember James I started the Ulster plantations but he did that because Scotland wasn't English enough and he blamed Ireland.
@JudicatorMetal2 жыл бұрын
Very flattered that 'Let There be Nothing' was a part of your creative process ;D loved the video \m/ just subbed!!
@JackRackam2 жыл бұрын
Holy cow, here's a comment I didn't expect! Huge fan, I actually recorded a whole speech for Belisarius inspired by the ending of Strange to the World that I had to cut for time
@JudicatorMetal2 жыл бұрын
@@JackRackam That's so cool! Do you have any plans to release it at some point? That would be so fun to hear
@JackRackam2 жыл бұрын
@@JudicatorMetal I probably won't be releasing it since ultimately I felt it got in the way of the video's pacing, but I'd be happy to email you the audio if you want! Or whatever's the best way to send it to you
@thetexmexking2 жыл бұрын
10:10 Ah yes. We all remember the ancient Glock that Belisuarius was known to have owned.
@ericc93212 жыл бұрын
It's been argued quite effectively that Belisarius was actually the END of the western roman empire as an identity rather than some revival. When he marched his way into Italy, all the Italians considered themselves Roman, living in the Roman world culturally, simply in a state that had a loose vassal relationship with the Res Publica rather than direct control. That all changed when Greek speaking Roman troops marched into the penninsula to "return them to Roman control". They said they were Roman, the Roman troops who arrived called them barbarians ruled by a barbarian. Italian identity separate from Roman identity could be said to have been born at the moment they were considered non-Roman by the Emperor and had to find a different way to think of themselves now that they were hostile to what they had considered the one Roman Emperor. Late Roman identity was complex, many 'barbarian' kingdoms after the 'fall of Rome' derived their legitimacy from the Nicaean church which held the Empire as a part of God's divine plan for the world and the Roman Emperor in Constantinople as ruling by the grace of God. The 'reconquest' by Belisarius finally broke that worldview, and bankrupted the Empire besides. Of course the Romans in Constantinople kept better records than the Ostrogoths, so we mostly get their side of the story, the story where the Emperor tried to restore Rome to its former glory and was rejected by the smelly barbarians living in what was once Rome's glorious homeland.
@CollinMcLean2 жыл бұрын
That's actually a pretty good analysis... Like Jack said in his video on the Roman Emperor Zeno the Isaurian, it's not like the people of Rome stopped being Roman as soon as a German took over.
@JuliusCheemsar2 жыл бұрын
Belisarius and Narses made the ultimate dream team
@noahlamens78772 жыл бұрын
They did hate each other
@fedda99992 жыл бұрын
Narses was Belisarius rival
@occam73825 ай бұрын
@@fedda9999, Narses was like Tarkin to Belisarius' Thrawn (except Narses wasn't as much of a d*ck).
@DMFNDreviews2 жыл бұрын
DUDE THAT JUDICATOR ALBUM SLAYS
@LifeHackTobi2 жыл бұрын
I've planned to go to bed when I saw you released a video about Belisarius.. I might be tired tomorrow at work but I'm convinced it was the right decision, after all Belisarius didn't slept 7 hours before beating the persians. Definitly one of my top three generals.
@Willie50002 жыл бұрын
7:50 is possibly the funniest depiction of the Nika Riots I’ve ever seen, well done!
@Mr.PepeSilvia2 жыл бұрын
Byzantium Jack is my favorite Jack. I hope you do Michael V one of these days. Him getting ripped out of a church and blinded with hot irons would be particularly silly!
@jakegarvin76342 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine a world where Bellisarius and Flavius Aëtius were emperors
@jakegarvin76342 жыл бұрын
Addendum: Justinian was still cool...Justin too
@ATemplarIGuess2 жыл бұрын
@@jakegarvin7634 but not Justin Two
@jakegarvin76342 жыл бұрын
@@ATemplarIGuess damn son you got me I didn't even know there was a Justin II *Googles Furiously*
@cloudftw1132 жыл бұрын
@@jakegarvin7634 ...We don't like to talk about him lol
@matthewsteigauf4702 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of old EC. I miss Dan and James. Fantastic video about the Roman nobody talk about
@gamingforever91212 жыл бұрын
Before they went fully woke or after ?
@discountplaguedoctor882 жыл бұрын
Belisarius, eh? He's frequently ignored because (in case it couldn't be anymore obvious) the military conquests he went on didn't stick as a long-term success.
@someguy77232 жыл бұрын
For the best. I mean one thing is having to live under Italiens, but Greeks?! There is just so much suffer people can take
@vorynrosethorn9032 жыл бұрын
The Black Death tends to do that.
@discountplaguedoctor882 жыл бұрын
@@NiclasLoof Yes, but Belisarius was never Master of Europe.
@BarryAllen__1A232 жыл бұрын
@@NiclasLoof Compared to alexander who got boo boo and died, caesar who became a pin cushion, and hitler killed by hitler; thats a relatively a better ending for him. His story started on an island and ended on an island
@garvinanders23552 жыл бұрын
That and Western Europe often preferred to downplay or sweep under the rug Byzantine accomplishments. It undercut the narrative of Western Europe rising from the ashes all on its own. Rather than reabsorbing knowledge from the east. I kinda see that a lot towards the Muslim Empires to. Although that's changing.
@kennyhagan57812 жыл бұрын
Jack, the other channels could learn a thing or two from watching your videos. I absolutely love how you have turned the commercial thing into funny content on each video. If television had been this innovative, streaming wouldn't be king right now. Your crew deserves an extra ration of rum,I'd recommend the sweet Puerto Rican stuff that the islanders keep for themselves....look for the silver label. Fair winds to you and yours.
@ktlau-ph3bi2 жыл бұрын
"It was his peculiar habit to shoot first and teach lessons second" 😭😭😭 bro i spit my drink at that scene.
@occam73825 ай бұрын
He and Darth Vader would've gotten along swimmingly.
@xarusman32232 жыл бұрын
Man, this was ace! I really liked this "whacky" narrative style lol ^^
@yakcm123 Жыл бұрын
I have been listening to Let There Be Nothing on repeat because of you. Thank you so much for introducing me to this
@connor84692 жыл бұрын
Summer means we get more Rome videos, best time of the year
@MrBallsworth692 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most fun history videos I’ve ever seen, I’d love it if you did a Justinian one I want to see these personalities again
@shamsquatch99802 жыл бұрын
Hey Jack, I just wanna say thank you for mentioning that band. It's high key fire
@cheese4life2 жыл бұрын
I really like that you referenced the secret history
@John.McMillan2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I've been specifically waiting and hoping for you to cover this one, such great tales.
@joshp1052 жыл бұрын
I was just blasting that album on my way home from work and opened KZbin to see this. Jack you must be omniscient Edit: commented before clicking play lmao
@ColumnBlack2 жыл бұрын
Alexander. Katherine. Bismarck. They are all great of course, but Belisarius... Belisarius is precious.
@silveryuno2 жыл бұрын
You depicted Theadora and Justinian's relationship really well in this~!
@hungryepicboys88952 жыл бұрын
If Extra Credits and their respective series on Justian and Belasaurius leaned into the beautiful drama of this moment in history, this really nailed the chaotic bullshit interspersed throughout
@Charles-In-Charge Жыл бұрын
Most tellings of Belisarius paint him as the most noble of Roman heroes. You painted him as a deeply strange man, and I love it
@someguysomeone35432 жыл бұрын
Im glad to see ye olde graphics being in the entire video. Not to insult the chalkboard ones but this is a lot better.
@niceguyofgames94908 ай бұрын
Poor Hipatius. A man who did not want to be emperor, yet caught strays for seemingly no reason.
@KonigHoff2 жыл бұрын
Belisarius with a Glock... that's some Paradox-level historical accuracy
@lrx0012 жыл бұрын
As a Byzantanist, you did a fantastic job on this. I am definitely showing this to my mentor!
@Julathegreat Жыл бұрын
Now that I know you're a fan of victorian operetas - not that there was any reason to ever assume you WEREN'T a fan - I now can only hear you say "Say on" in a way that would introduce a song about a paradox.
@JackRackam Жыл бұрын
You would not believe how often I'll drop a line in conversation and need to quietly restrain myself from continuing the rest of the show. I don't think much of our taste in entertainment, but contrasted with other media it is surprisingly quotable
@mgradiant2 жыл бұрын
OMG!! I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A FAN OF JUDICATOR! THOSE ARE SOME GREAT FRIENDS OF MINE!!! #ExcuseMeWhilstIFanboiTwoOfMyFavoriteThings ComingTogether
@mr.bluesky85542 жыл бұрын
Finally my BOY is getting the respect he deserves!
@Makofueled2 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit with the delivery of him picking the parade
@evilproductionstudios96592 жыл бұрын
“That was a freebie” is slowly becoming a catchphrase on this channel
@silversweet92112 жыл бұрын
This has one of my favorite lines ever from Jack Rackam's videos: "Oh no! We've been isekaied!" 🤣
@TlalocTlaloc2 жыл бұрын
I love how he just caps any that dare veere away from his hyper specific set of morals.
@omnijack2 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly excellent, and I hate how long it took before I could finally watch this.
@jbb41052 жыл бұрын
if only history class was this entertaining
@SensaiRyu2 жыл бұрын
Jack did you?...did you just isekai Bellisarius? By truck-kun no less. Dammit the weeaboo grows stronger daily!
@mr.t7582 жыл бұрын
Love that nod to the episodes of Constantine XI and Mehmed II w/ the “Baka Mitai” song playing in the background.
@aleattorium2 жыл бұрын
This is the best KZbin channel
@nomisbman18262 жыл бұрын
Maybe an episode on michiel de ruyter, a dutch lad who did wacky shit. He covered his ship in butter and orderd his men to wear only their socks, this way the pirates would slip once they went on deck, and de Ruyter defwnded his ship.
@velozio2 жыл бұрын
Huge w for including the music god Farya Faraji in your video
@febrian00792 жыл бұрын
May i recommend a video about the life and death of Gajah Mada, the great General and Mahapatih of the Majapahit Empire
@mrtan56412 жыл бұрын
The mad lad Belisarius who deserve respect for actually getting back western rome.
@huntclanhunt96972 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Most laugh tracks were recorded in the 1950s-1960s. So... We're listening to dead people laugh.
@gregorixo Жыл бұрын
I love Prokopius and Belisarius hanging out with each other.
@nicbahtin47742 жыл бұрын
11:40 lol a step mom moment
@Matteus21092 жыл бұрын
F*cking truck-kun catching bodies even before the combustion engine was invented.
@JackRackam2 жыл бұрын
Truck-kun is secretly a deity
@AtlasNovack Жыл бұрын
I like how Extra History's visual depictions of Belisarius is this dork with a monk bowl cut, and in this one he's ripped and handsome
@jameslinden85162 жыл бұрын
Let There Be Nothing is such a fucking banger.
@YossarianVanDriver2 жыл бұрын
This is like, one of the only popular history sources I've seen that talks about Nika without weirdly glorifying it, props.
@karlgrimm30272 жыл бұрын
I first learned about Belissarius from some alternate universe books by Eric Flint. They were quite good.
@dudeidontknow66282 жыл бұрын
yesssss my favorite man in history
@danb94602 жыл бұрын
I’d argue that Bismarck is rather historically famous. He is probably the main reason why there was a German Empire instead of a Kingdom of Prussia to begin with.
@maximilianbeyer56422 жыл бұрын
Sure, but he is not A Tier famous like Caesar or Napoleon
@vorynrosethorn9032 жыл бұрын
His name is famous more so than his actions or life.
@danb94602 жыл бұрын
@@vorynrosethorn903 probably because of the ship I imagine
@beartube19842 жыл бұрын
Damn you Truck-kun!!!!!
@iwatchDVDsonXbox3602 жыл бұрын
Wait, what about Basil II? He also did pretty good job. And i think you never did someone from Netherlands or Poland. How about William the Silent, Sigizmund III or August the Strong?
@Commander_Chopper2 жыл бұрын
The isekai joke in the sponsorship has me fucking rolling x'D
@Mattdewit2 жыл бұрын
"When Belisarius had read this, being transported with joy and at the same time wishing to give immediate evidence of his feelings, he straightway arose and fell on his face before the feet of his wife. And clasping both her knees with either hand and constantly shifting his tongue from one of the woman’s ankles to the other, he kept calling her the cause of his life and his salvation, and promising thenceforth to be, not her husband, but her faithful slave'' Procopius, Secret History 4.29-30
@tsarawalcott7804 Жыл бұрын
Epic. Should totally do a video on Alexios or Anna Komnenos too. Byzantine history is wild.
@Loganjlr2 жыл бұрын
Ehhh this is probably the only video format you’ve done that I’m not keen on. Great effort though!
@thelinedrive2 жыл бұрын
Truck-kun is watching you. He will find you and he will Issekai you.
@JackRackam2 жыл бұрын
He has a very particular set of skills
@ELSTERLING2 жыл бұрын
A huge armoured man just stormed up to my PC, stabbed one of his followers to death and then told me that god wanted me to like and comment this video. I'm obligated to do this but I expect you to pay for my carpet to be cleaned.
@cesaramarilla70312 жыл бұрын
A Belisarius video. Thank you so much!!
@velstadtvonausterlitz23382 жыл бұрын
Goddamn it, belisarius. What a severely underrated fella.
@thomasrinschler67832 жыл бұрын
You really should do one focused on Theodora, instead of her being a side-character here. There's a story that fits your style!
@budabnett23822 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see an Oliver Cromwell vid
@johnbatsch79382 жыл бұрын
nice tie!
@LemonJackRazer Жыл бұрын
12:26 oh my god, I fucking laughed out loud in my office 😂
@ernstschmidt47252 жыл бұрын
15:10 i was ALMOST sure this was going to be a VPN ad
@Alex-zs7gw Жыл бұрын
I cant tell you how many times ive watched this and still die laughing Procopious is just 👌👌👌 "....yeah yeah, Georgia the country 😒 "
@deiansalazar1402 жыл бұрын
Jack! History abridged???!!! Like Anime abridged? You HAVE to do the three kingdoms of China now. It's just full of too many good jokes.
@JackRackam2 жыл бұрын
Lol, History Abridged is basically how I would describe my whole channel. Probably a better name than Jack Rackam / Life & Times tbh though idk if the non-weebs in the crowd would get it