Perfectly Cut Screams #4

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Edited By: / @aliceandchill

[@FairbairnFilms]

Just happy to be here

[@dataussiematt]

hello

[@DarcyAhrns]

very pog

[@violetagk6993]

🙃

[@kitty376]

FAIRBAIRN FILMS?

[@whydoilike]

Good job!

[@kittydoescosplay2416]

I literally cannot stop laughing at the guy that fake slit his crying child’s throat with a play sword. That’s 100% why I should never be a parent. I’d do that.

[@exoticbutters4257]

Smash Bros in a nutshell

[@Mr_Original]

@@exoticbutters4257 ...Wait what? 😅

[@exoticbutters4257]

@@Mr_Original laugh

[@balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324]

The dude that called his baby a busted can of biscuits 😂

[@Suegiclah]

I looked at it about 5 times just for the scream and laughed every time. I'm messed up 😂

[@helloworld4039]

Steve-o is the definition of “I’m here for a fun time not a long time”

[@aidenluckey9957]

More like God let me live another day and imma make it everyone's problem

[@DinoandGalaxy]

@@aidenluckey9957 yes

[@Error-2156-X]

@@aidenluckey9957truth

[@leilaniking4856]

@@aidenluckey9957😂

[@thegrandmaster1637]

11:30 He chose not to get the child to be quiet, but rather to he chose to silence her. Pure poetry 👌

[@slinknebula9100]

did you see that he was A-poseing at the end

[@audreyd8232]

Alternate title: Guy who goes by “Jack” who’s name is actually Sean slaps his own ass and is confused.

[@Peannlui]

And 'Sean' is the Irish form of 'John'.

[@Composition687]

another alternate title: Jack watching cut screams while having problems trying to say words.

[@vexedemperor5588]

And his humour is now screaming =funny

[@KatelynByrne9277]

@Savetion what? Thats not something to laugh about

[@MrPopo-yl9ei]

*smack* HEY! WHO DID THAT? WHOS IN HERE?

[@dracokratt7575]

"It's so consistent its so guttural, it's the perfect horror movie scream." - Jacksepticeye, professional screamer.

[@robloxtvRMA]

Gordon ramsay

[@plazma0325]

Lily: *screams* Jack: 10/10! *chef's kiss* 👌

[@mysticllama9942]

Yo why is ur pfp a Xbox generated gp😳

[@robloxtvRMA]

Nah its a screenshot

[@umeramin2255]

@@mysticllama9942 hes atrue gamer

[@maxav1wolvman874]

2:50 I miss Jack’s energetic “TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES” intro, nice to know that Jack saved the sound effect at least

[@kaimon23]

Yeah i just got back into his videos and was kinda sad that he doesn't really do that for an intro anymore

[@coolcatcastle8]

Yea why’d he stop doing it?

[@thefanofhorror8893]

Yo is that Captin Rex as yo profile, yes, just, yes

[@maxav1wolvman874]

@@thefanofhorror8893 no it’s a 501st clone trooper, Rex Has a different helmet

[@thefanofhorror8893]

Oh

[@BlueBirdieB-tch]

10:41 Wilbur truly has some of the BEST reactions to things lmaoo

[@gammaERR]

Tru

[@LittleVandalist]

Man I sure hope he didn't mistreat his spouse in any way, that would really suck

[@Azrael_66666]

@@LittleVandalist yea dude, glad he'd never do that tho

[@buggie27]

​@LittleVandalist I know right? I sure hope nothing bad ever happened!!

[@raijyn2452]

Mass respect to Doofenshmirtz's dedication to being a dad

[@nick-ur8sh]

I respect to doofenshmirtz ngl

[@matthewyeldig4608]

*DAD! GOALS!*

[@nick-ur8sh]

@@matthewyeldig4608 yes

[@db5094]

His parents didn't show up to his birth so he had to step it up

[@danielarmstrong9460]

Yep

[@ninjamac999]

"Yes, blind the child!" "Yes, terrify the child!" Grunkle Stan

[@shydreameress264]

"Yes, burn the child!"

[@gatorade-xm6nq]

the child is fast, but the pepper spray is faster

[@soulpancake1018]

Child, begone

[@MelonHere20]

Lmao accurate though

[@MelonHere20]

@@gatorade-xm6nq why is this so funny to me

[@staryardumian6205]

4:49 I love how this clip is so true

[@lucaspeterson8879]

That is painful. DANG BOLTS!!! 😂😅

[@8ballmuntantteam58]

16:11 Sean has his pure horror on his face because Steve o doesn’t have to do this anymore

[@heathermcfarland6317]

If there was ever such a thing as a professional screamer it is Jacksepticeye

[@hudson3850]

True true and even more true!!!!

[@DrunkNuckChorris]

Hi sir I'm making memes, could you check me?

[@user-nm8ho8gy7o]

True

[@funkystudent5403]

Lmao

[@DontcheckMyabout]

-Don’t read my name-

[@DH_WhaleShark]

Jack: *tries to trick me into thinking the video is paused* Me on mobile: “I am four parallel universes ahead of you”

[@Leonardo_Castillo]

Lmao

[@elsabhattarai6076]

Me too

[@cloenieper7490]

Same

[@beeper2000]

Same 😅

[@l.a._.pineapple722]

I just got that problem 😭😭

[@B0ganP0tat0]

15:30 Bro, I’m so fucking glad Jack included Fairbairn films in his video, as a fellow from rural Australia, it’s bloody awesome seeing some of my favourite native channels getting shared.

[@Rachel-pb6bn]

I got a tumblr notification right as Sean said that no one uses it anymore. Twas perfect timing

[@NostalgiaMan]

Pepper Spray the children. Now thats art

[@mr_mcfatback]

play russian roulette by yourself

[@ihonestlydontcare1158]

@@timothyowens6769 ignore him he feeds off anger

[@BadTortoise430]

@@timothyowens6769 It's a bot

[@waifudragon7760]

this comment is comdey gold

[@MarlboroManiac]

@@timothyowens6769 hes been here before. Hes messed up report him

[@Taco-Seller]

Props to the dad who executed his daughter like For Honor.

[@larrypoppins6273]

Wait, you can execute kids in for honor?

[@maximusfattus4363]

@@larrypoppins6273 I wish

[@25thbam84]

@@larrypoppins6273 I know I did.

[@trashman1805]

Your welcome

[@StripedTheProtector]

@@trashman1805 My welcome? What?

[@j-train13]

"Listen, we don't tollk loik dat" She says in a flawless New York accent

[@challengerwolf648]

12:50 the mild discomfort on his face

[@camerican_gm]

Jack when he sees a kid get hurt: "Yes Burn the Child!!!" Jack when he sees a dog get hurt: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[@princesspeach9382]

same honestly

[@crusaderfestive8790]

as it should be to everyon-

[@pussioofamw2]

@@crusaderfestive8790 stfu kid

[@danieljohnson7327]

@@pussioofamw2 stfu max fan

[@agzzradface3113]

@@pussioofamw2 thats a bit rude

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Jack: "I need to be more productive" Well there's nothing more productive than watching perfectly cut screams

[@bryanarguetta682]

Yes

[@lebronjesus172]

​@Savetion II Stop begging for attention, especially by making fun of someone's death.

[@igloo9929]

Ikr

[@igloo9929]

@Savetion II my grandfather died yesterday and it's not funny

[@ghostmalone6154]

@@lebronjesus172 I've reported the account and left a nice long paragraph to the report team they will sort the little c**t out. Have a nice day/night :)

[@dayshawndaves6277]

We love you Jack and we love what you do on this wonderful platform and what you have created.

[@Caitlin_Mitchell]

HEEEEY! So when a dog accidentally hurts another dog when they are playing, and the dog yelps, the other dog immediately begins loving on them, licking them etc. as an apology. If you get on their level and are really gentle with them after you accidentally hurt them, they will know that you didn't mean it :D Gently pet/rub their head and speak quietly to them.

[@Gemini-Lion]

That is good to know..

[@elightorange]

Thank you

[@mokisaur]

Somewhat the same for cats! They don't get as affectionate, but they calm down and get cautious when play goes too far. If you accidentally step on your cats tail or paw giving them a calm reassurance is all the comfort they need :) Cats and dogs have pretty high emotional intelligence!

[@TariotFrog]

THANK GOD, I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON MY DOGS PAW AND HE YELPS AND I PANICKED AND CRIED. my mom was playing with our dog once and he got hurt. She ended up buying him a bed

[@luminaryuprise9673]

Dang and I’ve just been naturally doing that without knowing that happens-

[@jeng3805]

Slaps Jack's ass "Hey! Who was that?" It was the whiteboard Jack, finally exacting it's vengeance upon you 😂😂😂

[@King_Luigi]

*"LAUGH!"*

[@pjimin219]

Underrated comment ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@nayeemaakhter2798]

@Moon Boy ❶ First learn to properly write Jacksepticeye

[@IWearShoes31]

Finally the white board clapping back

[@RohanSingh-cf9tk]

The new series of jacksepticeye's funniest home videos, the whiteboards revenge

[@briannarichardson9511]

6:19 This kid is the only reason I watch this particular video so many times

[@bloodblade5860]

4:49 is the worst kind of pain especially when changing brake pads.

[@SupBro-ww9go]

What happens?

[@mayravixx25]

Me: *accidentaly steps on dog's paw* Me immediately after: "Into exile, I must go."

[@dinosaurwithcake1256]

"To warn the new generation, I must do."

[@Lillythedinosaur]

Yep! Cats too!

[@R3DPharaoh]

“I deserve hell”

[@fistbroybushbeck2695]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luckymonster2899]

Exactly

[@emminet]

Jack: We lost Tumblr because of the purge... Tumblr: Quit telling people I'm dead! Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

[@joutakujo9773]

For real I was JUST using Tumblr before watching this video haha.

[@SiffrinISAT]

No, no,let them think it's dead, that way the drama (mostly) stays for twitter

[@emminet]

@@SiffrinISAT true, true!

[@tia8465]

@@SiffrinISAT exactly

[@Gamer_man227]

That Wilbur Soot one aged terribley

[@jaykaywells]

That “dog’s” responses were so friggin funny 😭

[@charleygadd]

I love how Wilbur Soot and Fairbairn Films are in this video

[@chaseywoot]

Wilby

[@mitty9109]

Fairbairn films are amazing

[@leodavis4242]

Where was Wilbur? I didn't see him in here

[@beartart]

@@leodavis4242 10:41 lol

[@emii4733]

We love to see it!

[@ULTRA-cr1lr]

One day I met a wise man, he gave this life advice: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”. Now I’m a better man.

[@yendigo]

That song guy, old man with da hat

[@thegibberishman3797]

Was it the kid that broke his head on that rock

[@dandallman8056]

@@yendigo 11:30

[@geekonstreek3489]

Never seen more truthful passages in my life...

[@mariaboulerisse6022]

11:47 “how babies are born” HAS ME 😭

[@jordanherbst2901]

I read this comment as he said that lol

[@Insane_DudeRR]

Doofenschmirtz unlocked a new ability: *_The Finger of God_*

[@ovassive5484]

8:25 "He's so stoic about it" *Literally Ed's heartbeat: 163*

[@Buizie]

He choked it again

[@wong3795]

That clip was legendary one

[@imheretojest2826]

Well stoicism is just the ability to conceal emotion. His heartbeat was 163, but he never outwardly showed that.

[@evakazoo]

There’s like thirty seconds of Wilbur Soot on screen and the whole fandom’s gonna show up

[@hellodolly7301]

Huh, *where*

[@evakazoo]

@@hellodolly7301 10:41 Tennis ball thrown against the wall

[@hellodolly7301]

@@evakazoo Ohh I must've been more blind than Gogy not to notice that-- /j

[@griefsheaf2306]

Well... I can't say shit since I'm one of em' but damn.

[@itsinugami]

His fandom is wild, I dig Wilbur's videos and he seems like a chill dude but his fanbase is kinda wack.

[@deepmind5318]

"dang, how did that come out of my throat?" That's what he said.

[@ScottishSikhi]

12:14 and there is a version where there is this guy who’s bald and has no hand, it’s so hilarious 😂😂

[@shermanleong2636]

4:07 Guy: “I’m suing you, stop the ride right now.” Roller Coaster Operator: ₙₒ

[@ClickItYT]

I can't imagine someone saying that somewhere else than the US. :}

[@kiwipaws1626]

Lmao a few years ago in six flags me and my family went ahead to ride for the first time MR.Freeze , I never knew it went backwards and the platform goes down, but god once I got inside the chair I felt the most intense fear and yelled that I was scared and wanted to get out , the damn operator said “ IMMA COUNT DOWN TO 3 , LOL NAH “ and started the ride immediately, I never been so betrayed ;~;

[@ClickItYT]

@@kiwipaws1626 At least you didn't sue him.

[@waddletea5866]

12:43 14:45 I laughed at lol

[@readingdino711]

@@ClickItYT Maybe like a really german Allman would do it too.

[@ChickChickChirp]

Imagine Jack as a dad tho That would be a loud child They would both be screaming just to make each other laugh

[@Poltard]

That joke isn’t funny

[@Poltard]

Have a horrible day

[@seudcube]

@Savetion II dudes that's not funny

[@Poltard]

Why apologize why don’t we just kick the soul out of savetion man.

[@Steve-mi9gc]

@Savetion II did you get..anything out of that?

[@user-zz4bc6rc8s]

"Dude is hittening ma- hittening.." "I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!! "

[@HollyClementine]

Steveo is the personification of letting the intrusive thoughts win lol 16:20

[@andrew-paulclements1502]

The funniest thing about Jack pretending to pause the video, was that when he did, I actually paused the video as he did it, and so when I went to play it, I was confused why it wasn't starting.

[@mallifer481]

s a m e

[@WinterAsked]

Jokes on jack I'm on phone

[@meg9599]

I read this comment as that happened lol

[@aspen8403]

@@WinterAsked same haha

[@connorplayz7743]

i did too!!! lol!!!

[@pink.berries]

“I GIVE UP ON ENGLI-“ was perfectly cut as well

[@rickrollpolice8987]

thaTS THE POINT

[@spqdqrmqn]

Timestamp?

[@theguywhoasked7195]

@@spqdqrmqn no

[@handlingyourmom]

@@spqdqrmqn 8:11

[@WiFiDown37811]

Wilbur screaming "NOOOO" is literally so iconic that first time I saw it, I didn't even know who he was. proud to say I know who he is now 🤣

[@japbstudios]

11:05 We gonna get a "Pigeon! NOOOOOOO!!!" Wilbur reaction also?

[@farogarza9925]

Jacksepticeye - *runs his hand through his hair* Me - OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[@nathanielclaycamp9796]

I told my grandma I was going to go watch jacksepitceye and she said "If that makes you happy" She's so sweet

[@dandallman8056]

11:30

[@sleepinghoodie4968]

XD

[@adamoakes6032]

And then u heard the intro

[@KingLavyaz]

Does grandma have arthritis

[@thenexus8384]

Give her a hug for me please

[@queenaunt4531]

Jacksepticeye, Brenndan Lee Mulligan, KSI, AND Wilbur Soot in one video?! This is too powerful.

[@Ripples11k]

and BTMC

[@ulrichfuhring9170]

And Michael reeves

[@theminifirefly493]

and lilypichu

[@Zar2M]

And steve-o

[@wawawalululu]

and fairbairn films

[@windowsill851]

I LOVE the perfectly cut screams they are just awesome because a scream for me is funny and watching those and Jack reacting to them is the best in my opinion

[@potatosoot]

Jack: "Oh no this clip has an ending to it. Poor Wilbur" Wilbur: "NOOOOOOO"

[@deleted.channe.]

NOOOOO-

[@izaansalam6418]

YEAH IM THE 100TH LIKE

[@izaansalam6418]

তোমরা কেমন আছো

[@potatosoot]

@@izaansalam6418 Noice👍

[@mha_bee2209]

it reminds me of " pigeon- NOOOO-

[@kcabra95]

I like how the husky owner said “no sea chillón”, which means “don’t be a crybaby” in spanish, right before the epic scream happens

[@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906]

thank u for the translation

[@sofacheeto844]

what the heck is no sea chill on I’m mexican

[@uraniumeater925]

17:07

[@BRAWLF2P]

"Dude is Hittening.....I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!!!!!" That got me laughing out loud😂😂😂

[@rainycat3496]

I forgot how much serotonin I get from watching Sean, FUCKING FABULOUS!

[@deargawd]

ITS SCREAM TIME ITS SCREAM TIME GATHER NEW VOCAL CORDS ITS SCREAM TIME ITS SCREAM TIME ITS SCREAM TIME THE ONLY CURE FOR AAA-

[@twinmindedsanity9749]

I applaud to your creativity

[@deargawd]

@@twinmindedsanity9749 thank you I do this all the AAAA-

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@deargawd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Failure_Ink]

@@mewxtherealitygod4706 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@snowflake_18]

Damn, good one bro

[@lynnismad6747]

Let’s take a moment appreciate the man in the first video and his singing

[@elizabethweigle6146]

Good thing this wasn’t a try not to laugh challenge bc I failed so hard on this one😂 but yes he has a really good voice

[@noodlethedoodle6174]

and his doggos

[@s_mai8970]

IKR, his singing was too good 😭

[@conxues500]

Lol

[@FellaIsntFine]

I was having a really bad day, and it only got worse when I got home. But you're making me smile and laugh even though my eyes are red and puffy. Thank you

[@GlitchedMuse]

Fun fact! Your dog us aware you didn't mean to step on their paw. Because it's probably not something you normally do.

[@Dandylion567]

We also usually immediately switch to a tone that signifies that we weren't trying to hurt them, which they pick up on. It doesn't make the sense of betrayal go away, though...

[@sunnybumblebear8873]

“Poor Wilbur” I paused. I never associated Jack and Wilbur with each other. In my brain, they just, exist separately.

[@nexdubius5290]

Same😂😔

[@l.a._.pineapple722]

It’s so weird some youtubers to me just live in completely different worlds if they don’t interact or do the same things as each other- and when they interact it’s like one of those crossover episodes-

[@shigeosmilk]

They’ve played among us together I think Maybe Dunno Probably

[@arisoares6935]

I was so sad when he didnt say anything about him

[@violaf5606]

I mean I'm pretty sure they've met each other before, there's a photo of them somewhere I've seen

[@aliciamaravilla930]

Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOO Jack: yep that’s about everyone’s reaction when they see this

[@mysticpied]

What kind of abomination is your picture

[@Thysillyone1]

@@mysticpied oh god that’s daddy Barney right there

[@aliciamaravilla930]

Yeah don’t ask

[@drfalloutparsley5044]

@@aliciamaravilla930 s

[@flashmonkey0896]

Are we best friends?

[@bourneblood07]

12:42 had me dead

[@ferodrigues1211]

8:55 - talks exactly like that.

[@TemRio]

Petition to re name perfectly cut screams to “Scream Time”

[@moonkandiie2273]

A+

[@duncanlol]

YES

[@JT_Lich]

I second this

[@joemorton9200]

The only cure for silence?

[@TemRio]

@@joemorton9200 Yes, definitely, absolutely!!!

[@anubis63000jd]

Doofen is just a good guy. Like... he's a villain with an excellent moral compass. It's neat. Don't really need to know more.

[@TheAirConditionedGuy]

Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

[@mrunmaiparab9705]

Also he is a great dad

[@vertoatrum]

I drink only every few hours but when I do, I drink like a giraffe and fill up my entire body with water.

[@fenrir324]

at 4:55. usually on mecanic that right at the time where you have something sharp right where your fist go at mach jesus

[@anakinskywalker7707]

Baby: enjoying life Random guy: “You look like a busted can of biscuits” Baby: ☹️

[@Novastrous]

Aww that was so sad🥺

[@Spoogk]

@@Novastrous you spelt funny wrong

[@matthewbates9629]

Baby Man you look like a busted can of biscuits Baby:🥺😭 still funny tho

[@Randomperc]

Not a guy but _/🙃\_

[@xLuciennn]

Not the younglings

[@misalisa3291]

"Remember when people used tumblr?" We still use it. We just don't cause as much drama as Facebook and Twitter, so no one talks about it anymore

[@mirirabinowitz3629]

SHH DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

[@Ahonya666]

We cry in a corner about ir

[@BakaTaco]

I legit had to think "Did it get shut down?". I think it's probably a good thing, because Tumblr has calmed down a lot by this point. Only to be replaced by Twitter, TikTok, etc... Makes me wonder if we should go back. Ahha

[@neonkrypton]

@@BakaTaco I think it's better how it is

[@nevinpawar2855]

First rule of tumblr is that we do not talk about tumblr

[@fyrecatz]

As someone who drank hot sauce for 10 bucks as a bet, I felt that video with Steve-O

[@kidspederson5298]

The "EHHHHHHHHHH" part had me dying 🤣

[@potatopotato8526]

As a husky owner I can confirm. *they really scream all the time*

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

Potato

[@The_Steppho9352]

potato

[@EastWoodGrap]

Potato

[@airwaverr187]

Potato

[@Mark-tf3qw]

Potato

[@pyramidgamingarchive]

Can we just appreciate jack's editor. His subtle edits make the video that little bit better

[@BlaiddDrwg2009]

Robin is awesome. I love him and his edits! Jack actually plays a few games with him. Human Fall Flat and A Way Out are my favourites. I think he has two editors now - I'm pretty sure the newer one used to edit the Unus Annus videos - but honestly Robin is my favourite.

[@jevaun-deanlinton3285]

Faxx

[@Stryfe52]

10:31

[@declan4826]

Actually, I think you should use “her” instead of “him.” Not being that guy, just didn’t want you to use the wrong pronoun for Robin.

[@melissafuerst6051]

@@declan4826 I thought they didn't change their pronouns yet?

[@Placeholder88]

the reason they use a stylist is because it has no drift and is much more precises than a mouse.

[@karenhankins]

thanks for the best vids posible you have brought so much joy in my heart thanks shean

[@beenos4019]

Jack attempting to make us think the video is paused Me who's on a phone: no I don't I will

[@karl393]

i was on my pc lol got baited

[@LeafyDex]

Dont got a computer cant get got

[@confusedelixer8900]

I was watching on TV so bruh

[@anthonyvernon2471]

he got me with it lmao

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Lol I was folding clothes

[@helloitseko827]

Kid: helps me forget about my cancer Wilbur: NOO- Jack: yep

[@Cally_bbykid]

PIGEONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! *NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*

[@anag9710]

The crossover we never knew we needed

[@uwu9530]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEEEN BOYYYYYY!!!!!

[@Crows_forever]

IM GAY FOR THE EGG

[@ellissmith2173]

normal people: oh my god is the kid okay jack: yes blind the child

[@emersonfutral1316]

One of my favorite things jack has said "Something worse than sharks, explosions!"

[@ZodiacCSin]

"I'm sorry little one, but you've said your last ohiyo" Meme man: *proceeds to throw little one into furnace*.

[@AnAnonymousAuditor]

"You have ohi-ed your last yo."

[@anoja31]

thanos energy

[@ahzzzz687]

@Yes Ha no that isn't Mr Beast 5 is his new channel

[@Bob13454]

That was fucking hilarious

[@vaudvillevillain_]

Ohio doesn’t exist

[@purrfect6351]

I was watching this on the toilet and my partner thought it was me screaming and came bursting in to see what sort of ungodly bowel movement I was having.

[@meganbattles302]

You have a very loving partner

[@kylaajm3411]

True love

[@uh4055]

True love indeed

[@aimrurt5980]

I can imagine being your partner, just relaxing in your room, listening to music when all of a sudden from the bathroom *_AAAAAAA_*

[@isaiahwatson9914]

B r u h

[@Technopath153]

I've seen a video of two people riding the slingshot, and one of the m would scream three times, then pass out, then wake up and scream three more times, then pass out, then wake up and scream yet another three times, and etc

[@Bretoniac]

The fake pause came just as I moved my chair, and I have hit the spacebar to pause doing that accidentally before... so you got me...

[@potatoman7864]

Jacksepticeye: uploads another perfectly cut screams Everyone: A blessing from the lord

[@user-bz9vb7gf9m]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!* MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

[@user-bz9vb7gf9m]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!* MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

[@DrunkNuckChorris]

Hi sir I'm making memes, could you check me?

[@user-nm8ho8gy7o]

@@DrunkNuckChorris no

[@Six3r721]

How did you manage to attract every single bot ever

[@witchisasimp6223]

Jack: *tries to trick us with a fake pause* *me watching on mobile* : “I dont gave such weaknesses”

[@severec0bra672]

What a d***

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@severec0bra672 its funny doe

[@rashyboy6845]

I’m on mobile and I still got tricked

[@thepizzatime3502]

I AM INVINCIBLE, INVINCIBLE!

[@severec0bra672]

@@thepizzatime3502 he do be getting us doe.

[@Bol2346]

15:04 as a dog owner, I relate to this so much

[@orchiddiamondwolf1460]

6:32-6:47. This part of the video broke me the first time I watched this and it still does and I love it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hardthrobbingburrito9371]

Are we gonna talk about how he laughs his ass off at kids getting hurt but the second he sees a dog get hurt he’s like “oh no 🥺” lmao

[@thebiggestthickestbean5232]

Everyone knows dogs are more important than children

[@hardthrobbingburrito9371]

@@thebiggestthickestbean5232 good point

[@rbridget24]

Kids get hurt: funny as hell Dogs getting hurt: that’s just cruel and sad Thats just how it is and I’m ok with that 😅😅

[@sidwarner1166]

@@thebiggestthickestbean5232 why didn't your parents think that

[@thebiggestthickestbean5232]

@@sidwarner1166 I’m a dog

[@Septic-Hearts]

The best perfectly cut screams are when an ad pops up in the middle of a Jacksepticeye video.

[@potatoeyboi]

Kids are screaming and then they give us insurance advertisements, couldn’t be any better

[@NyoomMonster]

EVERY. SINGLE. AD. INTERRUPTED. SOMETHING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *mobile game ad plays*

[@NyoomMonster]

@Yes Ha I don't trust u..

[@julian009]

I've got a hack for you. Just slide the video tracker all the way to the end of the video and press replay. No more ads

[@NyoomMonster]

@@julian009 :o

[@itsmeagain1846]

note there is a guard on most electric bug zappers so the dog was most likely not shocked. the kid just wanted to make it seem like his dog was mortally wounded

[@SayoriDDLC.]

Jack doin that thirst trap bit got me feelin some kinda way

[@Cr1TiKaL_Enjoyer]

"its scream time, its scream time, gather all your friends, its scream time, its scream, the only cure for happiness"

[@maggiedrain6465]

Correction: The only cure for silence Hehe

[@username-qi9vn]

then he should do a cut out scream at the end

[@BigMan7o0]

That accidentally hurting your dog one is so true. Any time I accidentally stepped on my puppers tail/paw I immediately gave her ALL the cuddles and kisses.

[@wheatley7083]

@@sweetfreeze5528 don’t react to that idiot he just wants you to react to it

[@theaussiegrubb6706]

just incase you were curious that vid is by Fairbairn Films. they do alot of skits like it

[@Mark-oz7vp]

I only need to hurt a stuffed animal and I react exactly like that.

[@medusathedecepticon]

The one where you accidentally hurt your dog is so relatable.

[@Someaceguy1937]

imagine being shoved into a furnace just because you were telling an internet user good morning

[@Cee944]

"Can't I just drink one glass of water at the end of the day when I'm dehydrated?" SOMEONE GETS IT.

[@melissafuerst6051]

Agreed

[@tyreclone1948]

Ok

[@sarahsings8468]

Only true fans got to see Jack sing Bohemian Rhapsody before it was cut out

[@j.jmilan551]

Why was it cut out? That was like, the best part.

[@sarahsings8468]

@@j.jmilan551 Copyright probably :(

[@jacksepticeye]

@@sarahsings8468 yeah D:

[@no-bc4jl]

@@jacksepticeye KZbin couldn't tell the difference

[@Bolloxman123]

@@jacksepticeye Sad, now youtube needs to explain why they are very mean... And maybe pay 20000000000000000 quadrillion quid. B) Ez money jack, Ez money.

[@cherubalthz]

"i don't know what this guy is the CEO of" he's the CEO of improv and bird facts, actually

[@bradleyjordan08]

i was NOT ready for that first one

[@HoodieHorizon]

"remember when tumblr was really popular? and now no one uses it anymore." Yes, let the internet believe we are dead. Please. We need to keep that site completely unmarketable

[@PyroGothNerd]

We can't let the Twitter people come back

[@notinghere2190]

@@PyroGothNerd Those fucking degenerates should face the firing squad.

[@robertcortez4956]

Literally the reason why I got tumblr was for the porn and they deleted it all. Now I don’t even open it.

[@calci2679]

Tumblr is still a horrid cesspit, as is Twitter

[@catherineperry5099]

@@calci2679 but it's my cesspit