Perfectly Cut Screams #4

[@dracokratt7575]

"It's so consistent its so guttural, it's the perfect horror movie scream." - Jacksepticeye, professional screamer.

[@RMArblx]

Gordon ramsay

[@plazma0325]

Lily: *screams* Jack: 10/10! *chef's kiss* 👌

[@mysticllama9942]

Yo why is ur pfp a Xbox generated gp😳

[@RMArblx]

Nah its a screenshot

[@umeramin2255]

@@mysticllama9942 hes atrue gamer

[@kittydoescosplay2416]

I literally cannot stop laughing at the guy that fake slit his crying child’s throat with a play sword. That’s 100% why I should never be a parent. I’d do that.

[@exoticbutters4257]

Smash Bros in a nutshell

[@Mr_Original]

@@exoticbutters4257 ...Wait what? 😅

[@exoticbutters4257]

@@Mr_Original laugh

[@balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324]

The dude that called his baby a busted can of biscuits 😂

[@Suegiclah]

I looked at it about 5 times just for the scream and laughed every time. I'm messed up 😂

[@raijyn2452]

Mass respect to Doofenshmirtz's dedication to being a dad

[@nick-ur8sh]

I respect to doofenshmirtz ngl

[@matthewyeldig4608]

*DAD! GOALS!*

[@nick-ur8sh]

@@matthewyeldig4608 yes

[@db5094]

His parents didn't show up to his birth so he had to step it up

[@danielarmstrong9460]

Yep

[@helloworld4039]

Steve-o is the definition of “I’m here for a fun time not a long time”

[@aidenluckey9957]

More like God let me live another day and imma make it everyone's problem

[@DinoandGalaxy]

@@aidenluckey9957 yes

[@Error-2156-X]

@@aidenluckey9957truth

[@leilaniking4856]

@@aidenluckey9957😂

[@audreyd8232]

Alternate title: Guy who goes by “Jack” who’s name is actually Sean slaps his own ass and is confused.

[@Peannlui]

And 'Sean' is the Irish form of 'John'.

[@Composition687]

another alternate title: Jack watching cut screams while having problems trying to say words.

[@vexedemperor5588]

And his humour is now screaming =funny

[@Lazappp]

@Savetion what? Thats not something to laugh about

[@BigGarchomp]

*smack* HEY! WHO DID THAT? WHOS IN HERE?

[@Taco-Seller]

Props to the dad who executed his daughter like For Honor.

[@larrypoppins6273]

Wait, you can execute kids in for honor?

[@maximusfattus4363]

@@larrypoppins6273 I wish

[@25thbam84]

@@larrypoppins6273 I know I did.

[@trashman1805]

Your welcome

[@StripedTheProtector]

@@trashman1805 My welcome? What?

[@ninjamac999]

"Yes, blind the child!" "Yes, terrify the child!" Grunkle Stan

[@shydreameress264]

"Yes, burn the child!"

[@TWGatorade]

the child is fast, but the pepper spray is faster

[@soulpancake1018]

Child, begone

[@MelonHere20]

Lmao accurate though

[@MelonHere20]

@@TWGatorade why is this so funny to me

[@maxthedeadthing]

3:07 “idk what this guy is the ceo of” brennan lee mulligan: ceo of dungeon mastering with stocks in being an internet father figure and being from new york city

[@heathermcfarland6317]

If there was ever such a thing as a professional screamer it is Jacksepticeye

[@hudson3850]

True true and even more true!!!!

[@DrunkCillBlinton]

Hi sir I'm making memes, could you check me?

[@ناصرالحربي-د5ظ]

True

[@funkystudent5403]

Lmao

[@DontcheckMyabout]

-Don’t read my name-

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Jack: "I need to be more productive" Well there's nothing more productive than watching perfectly cut screams

[@bryanarguetta682]

Yes

[@lebronjesus172]

​@Savetion II Stop begging for attention, especially by making fun of someone's death.

[@igloo9929]

Ikr

[@igloo9929]

@Savetion II my grandfather died yesterday and it's not funny

[@ghostmalone6154]

@@lebronjesus172 I've reported the account and left a nice long paragraph to the report team they will sort the little c**t out. Have a nice day/night :)

[@mayravixx25]

Me: *accidentaly steps on dog's paw* Me immediately after: "Into exile, I must go."

[@dinosaurwithcake1256]

"To warn the new generation, I must do."

[@Lillythedinosaur]

Yep! Cats too!

[@R3DPharaoh]

“I deserve hell”

[@fistbroybushbeck2695]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luckymonster2899]

Exactly

[@thegrandmaster1637]

11:30 He chose not to get the child to be quiet, but rather to he chose to silence her. Pure poetry 👌

[@slinknebula9100]

did you see that he was A-poseing at the end

[@pyramidgamingarchive]

Can we just appreciate jack's editor. His subtle edits make the video that little bit better

[@BlaiddDrwg2009]

Robin is awesome. I love him and his edits! Jack actually plays a few games with him. Human Fall Flat and A Way Out are my favourites. I think he has two editors now - I'm pretty sure the newer one used to edit the Unus Annus videos - but honestly Robin is my favourite.

[@jevaun-deanlinton3285]

Faxx

[@Stryfe52]

10:31

[@declan4826]

Actually, I think you should use “her” instead of “him.” Not being that guy, just didn’t want you to use the wrong pronoun for Robin.

[@melissatheghost]

@@declan4826 I thought they didn't change their pronouns yet?

[@FairbairnFilms]

Just happy to be here

[@dataussiematt]

hello

[@DarcyAhrns]

very pog

[@violetagk6993]

🙃

[@kitty376]

FAIRBAIRN FILMS?

[@whydoilike]

Good job!

[@jeng3805]

Slaps Jack's ass "Hey! Who was that?" It was the whiteboard Jack, finally exacting it's vengeance upon you 😂😂😂

[@King_Luigi]

*"LAUGH!"*

[@pjimin219]

Underrated comment ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@nayeemaakhter2798]

@Moon Boy ❶ First learn to properly write Jacksepticeye

[@IWearShoes31]

Finally the white board clapping back

[@RohanSingh-cf9tk]

The new series of jacksepticeye's funniest home videos, the whiteboards revenge

[@B0ganP0tat0]

15:30 Bro, I’m so fucking glad Jack included Fairbairn films in his video, as a fellow from rural Australia, it’s bloody awesome seeing some of my favourite native channels getting shared.

[@camerican_gm]

Jack when he sees a kid get hurt: "Yes Burn the Child!!!" Jack when he sees a dog get hurt: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[@princesspeach9382]

same honestly

[@crusaderfestive8790]

as it should be to everyon-

[@pussioofamw2]

@@crusaderfestive8790 stfu kid

[@danieljohnson7327]

@@pussioofamw2 stfu max fan

[@agzzradface3113]

@@pussioofamw2 thats a bit rude

[@ovassive5484]

8:25 "He's so stoic about it" *Literally Ed's heartbeat: 163*

[@Buizie]

He choked it again

[@wong3795]

That clip was legendary one

[@imheretojest2826]

Well stoicism is just the ability to conceal emotion. His heartbeat was 163, but he never outwardly showed that.

[@emminet]

Jack: We lost Tumblr because of the purge... Tumblr: Quit telling people I'm dead! Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

[@joutakujo9773]

For real I was JUST using Tumblr before watching this video haha.

[@SiffrinISAT]

No, no,let them think it's dead, that way the drama (mostly) stays for twitter

[@emminet]

@@SiffrinISAT true, true!

[@tia8465]

@@SiffrinISAT exactly

[@8ballmuntantteam58]

16:11 Sean has his pure horror on his face because Steve o doesn’t have to do this anymore

[@NostalgiaMan]

Pepper Spray the children. Now thats art

[@mr_mcfatback]

play russian roulette by yourself

[@ihonestlydontcare1158]

@@timothyowens6769 ignore him he feeds off anger

[@BadTortoise430]

@@timothyowens6769 It's a bot

[@waifudragon7760]

this comment is comdey gold

[@MarlboroManiac]

@@timothyowens6769 hes been here before. Hes messed up report him

[@Septic-Hearts]

The best perfectly cut screams are when an ad pops up in the middle of a Jacksepticeye video.

[@potatoeyboi]

Kids are screaming and then they give us insurance advertisements, couldn’t be any better

[@NyoomMonster]

EVERY. SINGLE. AD. INTERRUPTED. SOMETHING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *mobile game ad plays*

[@NyoomMonster]

@Yes Ha I don't trust u..

[@julian009]

I've got a hack for you. Just slide the video tracker all the way to the end of the video and press replay. No more ads

[@NyoomMonster]

@@julian009 :o

[@lynnismad6747]

Let’s take a moment appreciate the man in the first video and his singing

[@elizabethweigle6146]

Good thing this wasn’t a try not to laugh challenge bc I failed so hard on this one😂 but yes he has a really good voice

[@noodlethedoodle6174]

and his doggos

[@s_mai8970]

IKR, his singing was too good 😭

[@conxues500]

Lol

[@Rachel-pb6bn]

I got a tumblr notification right as Sean said that no one uses it anymore. Twas perfect timing

[@LoukaD14]

Is me

[@BigMan7o0]

That accidentally hurting your dog one is so true. Any time I accidentally stepped on my puppers tail/paw I immediately gave her ALL the cuddles and kisses.

[@wheatley7083]

@@sweetfreeze5528 don’t react to that idiot he just wants you to react to it

[@theaussiegrubb6706]

just incase you were curious that vid is by Fairbairn Films. they do alot of skits like it

[@Mark-oz7vp]

I only need to hurt a stuffed animal and I react exactly like that.

[@potatosoot]

Jack: "Oh no this clip has an ending to it. Poor Wilbur" Wilbur: "NOOOOOOO"

[@deleted.channe.]

NOOOOO-

[@izaansalam6418]

YEAH IM THE 100TH LIKE

[@izaansalam6418]

তোমরা কেমন আছো

[@potatosoot]

@@izaansalam6418 Noice👍

[@mha_bee2209]

it reminds me of " pigeon- NOOOO-

[@DH_WhaleShark]

Jack: *tries to trick me into thinking the video is paused* Me on mobile: “I am four parallel universes ahead of you”

[@Leonardo_Castillo]

Lmao

[@elsabhattarai6076]

Me too

[@cloenieper7490]

Same

[@beeper2000]

Same 😅

[@l.a._.pineapple722]

I just got that problem 😭😭

[@THEMuzan-l5m]

"Dude is hittening ma- hittening.." "I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!! "

[@h-bitgraphics3858]

lol very relatable.

[@potatopotato8526]

As a husky owner I can confirm. *they really scream all the time*

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

Potato

[@The_Steppho9352]

potato

[@EastWoodGrap]

Potato

[@bringlethe3rd]

Potato

[@Mark-tf3qw]

Potato

[@andrew-paulclements1502]

The funniest thing about Jack pretending to pause the video, was that when he did, I actually paused the video as he did it, and so when I went to play it, I was confused why it wasn't starting.

[@mallifer481]

s a m e

[@WinterAsked]

Jokes on jack I'm on phone

[@meg9599]

I read this comment as that happened lol

[@aspen8403]

@@WinterAsked same haha

[@connorplayz7743]

i did too!!! lol!!!

[@aliciamaravilla930]

Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOO Jack: yep that’s about everyone’s reaction when they see this

[@mysticpied]

What kind of abomination is your picture

[@Thysillyone1]

@@mysticpied oh god that’s daddy Barney right there

[@aliciamaravilla930]

Yeah don’t ask

[@drfalloutparsley5044]

@@aliciamaravilla930 s

[@flashmonkey0896]

Are we best friends?

[@TrafficConeMan-p4l]

4:49 I love how this clip is so true

[@lucaspeterson8879]

That is painful. DANG BOLTS!!! 😂😅

[@shermanleong2636]

4:07 Guy: “I’m suing you, stop the ride right now.” Roller Coaster Operator: ₙₒ

[@ClickItYT]

I can't imagine someone saying that somewhere else than the US. :}

[@kiwipaws1626]

Lmao a few years ago in six flags me and my family went ahead to ride for the first time MR.Freeze , I never knew it went backwards and the platform goes down, but god once I got inside the chair I felt the most intense fear and yelled that I was scared and wanted to get out , the damn operator said “ IMMA COUNT DOWN TO 3 , LOL NAH “ and started the ride immediately, I never been so betrayed ;~;

[@ClickItYT]

@@kiwipaws1626 At least you didn't sue him.

[@waddletea5866]

12:43 14:45 I laughed at lol

[@readingdino711]

@@ClickItYT Maybe like a really german Allman would do it too.

[@evakazoo]

There’s like thirty seconds of Wilbur Soot on screen and the whole fandom’s gonna show up

[@hellodolly7301]

Huh, *where*

[@evakazoo]

@@hellodolly7301 10:41 Tennis ball thrown against the wall

[@hellodolly7301]

@@evakazoo Ohh I must've been more blind than Gogy not to notice that-- /j

[@griefsheaf2306]

Well... I can't say shit since I'm one of em' but damn.

[@itsinugami]

His fandom is wild, I dig Wilbur's videos and he seems like a chill dude but his fanbase is kinda wack.

[@ChickChickChirp]

Imagine Jack as a dad tho That would be a loud child They would both be screaming just to make each other laugh

[@Poltard]

That joke isn’t funny

[@Poltard]

Have a horrible day

[@seudcube]

@Savetion II dudes that's not funny

[@Poltard]

Why apologize why don’t we just kick the soul out of savetion man.

[@Somechick-v2g]

@Savetion II did you get..anything out of that?

[@BRAWLF2P]

"Dude is Hittening.....I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!!!!!" That got me laughing out loud😂😂😂

[@witchisasimp6223]

Jack: *tries to trick us with a fake pause* *me watching on mobile* : “I dont gave such weaknesses”

[@severec0bra672]

What a d***

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@severec0bra672 its funny doe

[@rashyboy6845]

I’m on mobile and I still got tricked

[@thepizzatime3502]

I AM INVINCIBLE, INVINCIBLE!

[@severec0bra672]

@@thepizzatime3502 he do be getting us doe.

[@kcabra95]

I like how the husky owner said “no sea chillón”, which means “don’t be a crybaby” in spanish, right before the epic scream happens

[@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906]

thank u for the translation

[@sofacheeto844]

what the heck is no sea chill on I’m mexican

[@uraniumeater925]

17:07

[@Cr1TiKaL_Enjoyer]

"its scream time, its scream time, gather all your friends, its scream time, its scream, the only cure for happiness"

[@maggiedrain6465]

Correction: The only cure for silence Hehe

[@username-qi9vn]

then he should do a cut out scream at the end

[@The1stBeanCouncilMember]

Doofenschmirtz unlocked a new ability: *_The Finger of God_*

[@pink.berrrries]

“I GIVE UP ON ENGLI-“ was perfectly cut as well

[@rickrollpolice8987]

thaTS THE POINT

[@spqdqrmqn]

Timestamp?

[@theguywhoasked7195]

@@spqdqrmqn no

[@handlingyourmom]

@@spqdqrmqn 8:11

[@charleygadd]

I love how Wilbur Soot and Fairbairn Films are in this video

[@chaseywoot]

Wilby

[@mitty9109]

Fairbairn films are amazing

[@leodavis4242]

Where was Wilbur? I didn't see him in here

[@beartart]

@@leodavis4242 10:41 lol

[@emii4733]

We love to see it!

[@nathanielclaycamp9796]

I told my grandma I was going to go watch jacksepitceye and she said "If that makes you happy" She's so sweet

[@dandallman8056]

11:30

[@sleepinghoodie4968]

XD

[@adamoakes6032]

And then u heard the intro

[@KingLavyaz]

Does grandma have arthritis

[@thenexus8384]

Give her a hug for me please

[@deepmind5318]

"dang, how did that come out of my throat?" That's what he said.

[@nvummi]

Man, if this KZbin thing doesn't really work out anymore in the future, I hope he really gets into voice acting. He's mad fucking good at it

[@gori272]

A new Sonic the Hedgehog show will be airing on netflix either this year or next year, I wonder if Irish the Hedgehog (voiced by spedicey) will have a cameo there

[@Nickulator]

For real though. It was one of the main reasons I always saw his playthrough of games like Undertale and Night in the Woods. His range is Incredible and so is his timing, delivery and of course he's funny as well.

[@anzaca1]

@@gori272 He's in that one movie with Ryan Reynolds. Called "Guy", or something.

[@Byrdamus]

@@anzaca1 is it Ryan Reynolds or Seán that’s named guy

[@super_3410]

@@Byrdamus I think it’s what the movie is called.

[@attackhelicopter3459]

“You look like a busted can of biscuits” Baby: and I took that personally

[@A_swarm_of_bees_]

9:37 what do you think of this ?

[@Mr_Original]

For some reason, the way he said that cracks me up so hard...

[@ULTRA-cr1lr]

One day I met a wise man, he gave this life advice: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”. Now I’m a better man.

[@yendigo]

That song guy, old man with da hat

[@M4ngoMutiny]

Was it the kid that broke his head on that rock

[@dandallman8056]

@@yendigo 11:30

[@geekonstreek3489]

Never seen more truthful passages in my life...

[@briannarichardson9511]

6:19 This kid is the only reason I watch this particular video so many times

[@DJ_Pyrodox]

Jack: *sees child in pain* Also Jack: *Laughs uncontrollably*

[@potatoman7864]

Jacksepticeye: uploads another perfectly cut screams Everyone: A blessing from the lord

[@user-bz9vb7gf9m]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!* MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

[@user-bz9vb7gf9m]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!* MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

[@DrunkCillBlinton]

Hi sir I'm making memes, could you check me?

[@ناصرالحربي-د5ظ]

@@DrunkCillBlinton no

[@Six3r721]

How did you manage to attract every single bot ever

[@julianmitchell-israel4887]

Jack: What's he the CEO of? Me: Humor, Jackaboy. That's Brennan Lee Mulligan, the CEO of comedy.

[@arboriacollective1616]

LMAO YES I was hoping someone had commented this

[@G30R6E93]

In the wise words of said CEO: HELL YEAH!

[@dayshawndaves6277]

We love you Jack and we love what you do on this wonderful platform and what you have created.

[@beenos4019]

Jack attempting to make us think the video is paused Me who's on a phone: no I don't I will

[@karl393]

i was on my pc lol got baited

[@LeafyDex]

Dont got a computer cant get got

[@confusedelixer8900]

I was watching on TV so bruh

[@anthonyvernon2471]

he got me with it lmao

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Lol I was folding clothes

[@ZodiacCSin]

"I'm sorry little one, but you've said your last ohiyo" Meme man: *proceeds to throw little one into furnace*.

[@AnAnonymousAuditor]

"You have ohi-ed your last yo."

[@anoja31]

thanos energy

[@ahzzzz687]

@Yes Ha no that isn't Mr Beast 5 is his new channel

[@Bob13454]

That was fucking hilarious

[@sircumfrence_0]

Ohio doesn’t exist

[@Dinomatrix21]

Lily has *learned* to be afraid of Michael's inventions.

[@mobpsychofan100]

oh she should

[@skedizzle]

I'm getting flashbacks to the surgery robot...

[@Sanicsonic-vu2tw]

Love the part were the dog get tazed I find it humerus 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂😅😂😆😂😂😆🤣😆😂

[@Cobalt985]

@@skedizzle yeah she probably got legit PTSD from that like holy shit

[@aidenr3310]

Kinda like the purple square with the _other_ Michael

[@HollyClementine]

Steveo is the personification of letting the intrusive thoughts win lol 16:20

[@hardthrobbingburrito9371]

Are we gonna talk about how he laughs his ass off at kids getting hurt but the second he sees a dog get hurt he’s like “oh no 🥺” lmao

[@thebiggestthickestbean5232]

Everyone knows dogs are more important than children

[@hardthrobbingburrito9371]

@@thebiggestthickestbean5232 good point

[@rbridget24]

Kids get hurt: funny as hell Dogs getting hurt: that’s just cruel and sad Thats just how it is and I’m ok with that 😅😅

[@sidwarner1166]

@@thebiggestthickestbean5232 why didn't your parents think that

[@thebiggestthickestbean5232]

@@sidwarner1166 I’m a dog

[@Cee944]

"Can't I just drink one glass of water at the end of the day when I'm dehydrated?" SOMEONE GETS IT.

[@melissatheghost]

Agreed

[@tyreclone1948]

Ok

[@deargawd]

ITS SCREAM TIME ITS SCREAM TIME GATHER NEW VOCAL CORDS ITS SCREAM TIME ITS SCREAM TIME ITS SCREAM TIME THE ONLY CURE FOR AAA-

[@twinmindedsanity9749]

I applaud to your creativity

[@deargawd]

@@twinmindedsanity9749 thank you I do this all the AAAA-

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@deargawd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Failure_Ink]

@@mewxtherealitygod4706 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@snowflake_18]

Damn, good one bro

[@mariaboulerisse6022]

11:47 “how babies are born” HAS ME 😭

[@myladychaos]

That one lady is a true New Yorker: Hot headed with a deadly case of Grummy. But she's polite enough to pull up her mask over her nose

[@ninjabunny101]

as a new yorker myself i can confirm that this is how all of us act. every single one of us.

[@nayaritsoleil7929]

She turned around so quick to put that dude in his place, and he just had to keep it going 😂

[@u-thix2436]

I want to know who he is so badly

[@Caitlin_Mitchell]

HEEEEY! So when a dog accidentally hurts another dog when they are playing, and the dog yelps, the other dog immediately begins loving on them, licking them etc. as an apology. If you get on their level and are really gentle with them after you accidentally hurt them, they will know that you didn't mean it :D Gently pet/rub their head and speak quietly to them.

[@Gemini-Lion]

That is good to know..

[@elightorange]

Thank you

[@mokisaur]

Somewhat the same for cats! They don't get as affectionate, but they calm down and get cautious when play goes too far. If you accidentally step on your cats tail or paw giving them a calm reassurance is all the comfort they need :) Cats and dogs have pretty high emotional intelligence!

[@TariotFrog]

THANK GOD, I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON MY DOGS PAW AND HE YELPS AND I PANICKED AND CRIED. my mom was playing with our dog once and he got hurt. She ended up buying him a bed

[@luminaryupriseslowed]

Dang and I’ve just been naturally doing that without knowing that happens-

[@japbstudios]

11:05 We gonna get a "Pigeon! NOOOOOOO!!!" Wilbur reaction also?

[@bingus0838]

Guy: crying about ice cream Jack: that more like perfectly cut crying thats not funny Baby 2 clips later: *starts crying* Jack (laughing while saying) awwwww Baby: *gets thumbnail*

[@lilmasx-gamingandreaction3100]

Dude stop it ur not funny

[@helloitseko827]

Kid: helps me forget about my cancer Wilbur: NOO- Jack: yep

[@Cally_bbykid]

PIGEONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! *NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*

[@anag9710]

The crossover we never knew we needed

[@uwu9530]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEEEN BOYYYYYY!!!!!

[@Crows_forever]

IM GAY FOR THE EGG

[@mr.gandersson2835]

The KSI one actually got me... like the thing Jack did immediatly afterwards i legit thought my pc froze

[@jenreii]

double got me because my comp has been doing that recently

[@zeldourious]

s a m e -

[@kolehoward3314]

same

[@miradreamer6274]

I’m on mobile lol

[@no-qm6op]

Jokss on you im on mobile >:D

[@bloodblade58]

4:49 is the worst kind of pain especially when changing brake pads.

[@SupBro-ww9go]

What happens?

[@anakinskywalker7707]

Baby: enjoying life Random guy: “You look like a busted can of biscuits” Baby: ☹️

[@Novastrous]

Aww that was so sad🥺

[@Spoogk]

@@Novastrous you spelt funny wrong

[@matthewbates9629]

Baby Man you look like a busted can of biscuits Baby:🥺😭 still funny tho

[@Randomperc]

Not a guy but _/🙃\_

[@xxLucienn]

Not the younglings

[@otto5639]

The Tennis Ball clip wasnt even the entire ending, it ends with "Cancer rates are on the rise, but our always low prices aren't. Wal-Mart."

[@onestrangepitabread5478]

I love that video

[@rickyspanish69420.]

Tennis ball 3-pack now only 5.99

[@Metal_encyclopedia]

DID THAT ACTUALLY AIR ON LIVE TV?

[@docsfallfromgrace]

@@Metal_encyclopedia If I remember correctly, it was a fake commercial, but I could be wrong lmao.

[@Metal_encyclopedia]

@@docsfallfromgrace time for research lol

[@biggieboy3570]

If Jack was a font he'd be papyrus double spaced bolded and every other word is in all capital letters for no reason

[@KingSnorlax21]

@Savetion III It isn't funny, it's sad that he passed

[@lorip3561]

@@KingSnorlax21 I agree. Just remember to report everyone who does it

[@StygianIkazuchi]

@Savetion III at least his father loved him, unlike yours, you pathetic child.

[@13BloodyDragons]

oh if only Papyrus bolded, lol

[@amranium]

1) who the shit is making jokes about people who have passed, that's not even remotely funny 2) nah he'd be that permanent marker font

[@Liu_Xiu]

12:14 and there is a version where there is this guy who’s bald and has no hand, it’s so hilarious 😂😂

[@fallen9746]

Child: Gets pepper sprayed Jack: uncontrollable laughter

[@ffandrewd2986]

Lol

[@firefistzzzzzztheanimator1442]

Did you know I'm actually in the background of that clip

[@DadVR]

Child: gets really hurt* Jack: *HAHAHA* Dog: *gets zapped by electric net Jack: nooo… *:(*

[@youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746]

You don’t have your priorities straight then

[@ambertoennies2353]

Literally same tho. We don't hurt the doggos. But it's funny when kids bonk into shit.

[@ambertoennies2353]

@frost nah not really. I grew up with a very unbiased mom. She told us all the time "this is why animals eat their young" and "dogs just learn faster than children" Dogs are loyal, a kid will give me up for a game and a Swiss roll. I have 3 small humans, dogs are so much easier and by far more innocent than the gremlins we birth.

[@jagerm.7430]

@@ambertoennies2353 My SIBLINGS would give me up for less.

[@ambertoennies2353]

@@jagerm.7430 fck dude I feel sorry for you man. 😩

[@sunnybumblebear8873]

“Poor Wilbur” I paused. I never associated Jack and Wilbur with each other. In my brain, they just, exist separately.

[@nexdubius5290]

Same😂😔

[@l.a._.pineapple722]

It’s so weird some youtubers to me just live in completely different worlds if they don’t interact or do the same things as each other- and when they interact it’s like one of those crossover episodes-

[@shigeosmilk]

They’ve played among us together I think Maybe Dunno Probably

[@arisoares6935]

I was so sad when he didnt say anything about him

[@violaf5606]

I mean I'm pretty sure they've met each other before, there's a photo of them somewhere I've seen

[@Pink-Computer]

Wilbur screaming "NOOOO" is literally so iconic that first time I saw it, I didn't even know who he was. proud to say I know who he is now 🤣

[@purrfect6351]

I was watching this on the toilet and my partner thought it was me screaming and came bursting in to see what sort of ungodly bowel movement I was having.

[@meganbattles302]

You have a very loving partner

[@ky-aj-m]

True love

[@uh4055]

True love indeed

[@aimrurt5980]

I can imagine being your partner, just relaxing in your room, listening to music when all of a sudden from the bathroom *_AAAAAAA_*

[@isaiahwatson9914]

B r u h

[@anubis63000jd]

Doofen is just a good guy. Like... he's a villain with an excellent moral compass. It's neat. Don't really need to know more.

[@TheAirConditionedGuy]

Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

[@mrunmaiparab9705]

Also he is a great dad

[@colinbell2983]

"I give up on english" Petition for Sean to speak Irish for the entirity of a (decently lengthed) video

[@ZacK00.-]

No.

[@dracodistortion9447]

SEOOOOO

[@ZacK00.-]

@Savetion III You hella late but ok weirdo

[@69SUGOI]

well tho tbh he only knows a few phrases i think

[@ocean9577]

he probably isn’t fluent.... it’s a dying language here and only a very small handful of people are able to speak the language for longer than a couple sentences.

[@OliveSasquatch]

12:06 you have no idea how hard it is to not laugh at an ice rink

[@pylo2040]

Imagine stepping on your dogs foot and then it screams like the husky

[@namelol.mp4561]

@Savetion III Damn, you made three accounts just to act like a stupid three year old and you don't even reply? Literal coward, hiding behind a screen. You can act all important and whatnot but you're too scared to say it in a crowd.

[@MarlboroManiac]

@@namelol.mp4561 so you've seen his first and second account also? This guy is messed up. Its horrifying youtube allows people like this. Report him.

[@jonny11995]

You're giving them a reaction and that's what they want just do what their parents do and pretend they don't exist and wish that post-birth abortion was still an option.

[@meepers9773]

@@jonny11995 Damn fucking GET HIM 🤣😂

[@MarlboroManiac]

@@jonny11995 damn, that's so true lol

[@infinitiplayz3977]

“ITS ENOUGH SLICES” there can never be enough slices

[@isabellaalvarez6941]

but the pizza gets smaller :,(

[@blackfox855]

Cuts it down to singular atoms

[@echo_sans4239]

Two things how many people are you feeding if you have to cut a pizza into atoms and you have bigger problems when your food is starting to get scientific to the point of atoms or even quarks

[@blackfox855]

@@echo_sans4239 cuts person down to atoms

[@ipsharoy7398]

NOOO-

[@cryozen2467]

Jack is so good at sneaking he doesn't even notice himself

[@Lybra338]

Underrated

[@spoiledmilk9154]

@@Lybra338 overrated

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

@@spoiledmilk9154 middle rated

[@FellaIsntFine]

I was having a really bad day, and it only got worse when I got home. But you're making me smile and laugh even though my eyes are red and puffy. Thank you

[@fquinones78]

“YEAAAA BLIND THAT CHILD!!” -Jack 2021

[@fquinones78]

“Dude is hittening- hittening... I GIVE UP ON ENGLIII-“ -Seán 2021

[@frances06]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jackmeyers7805]

My respect for Doofenshmirtz grows with every new clip I see of him.

[@infinityalbi9840]

Both of his parents weren't there for his birth so obviously he'd want the best for his daughter.

[@Lia-oz6sv]

Jack saying he hopes he never sees a child fall irl got me. Happened at the mall, I was walking with a friend and saw a little girl fall over, and the reactions were very different. He starts laughing his ass off, and my babysitter instincts went off so I ran over to help her up. Two kinds of people.

[@mehpainter]

I’d be laughing my ass off _and_ going over help

[@maleighlovesbroadway]

I'm just like you. I can't stand when kids get hurt all I think is "are they ok" lol

[@maddoxio]

@@maleighlovesbroadway I think a lot of kids, especially toddlers, will fall and barely recognize they got hurt, but since a lot of people seem worried they freak out. Happened to my sister, she'd only start crying when we were worried. Otherwise, she'd laugh with us

[@spleens4200]

@@maddoxio thus why I only ask if my three year old brother is ok! All he does is nod lol

[@guitarplayer1495]

I am different, what the hell is a mall?

[@farogarza9925]

Jacksepticeye - *runs his hand through his hair* Me - OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[@LuciferVonMorningstar]

The other day my dog and I were working on changing sides while walking for his training and he missteped and I didn’t notice so I accidentally stepped on him and I just sat on the floor crying while hugging him and he just sat there and wagged his tail happily and I still feel bad.

[@LuciferVonMorningstar]

@Shadow Samurai I swear I didn’t mean to, he is such a good boyo 🥲🥲

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

Can we just say, dude in the first video nailed " Bohemian Rhapsody."

[@giordanovaldes-ramirez9121]

Yeah.

[@autumnskullcap]

He definitely did!

[@pigeon9668]

@Savetion II can you not

[@failedfairytales22]

“I’ve been gotten” My speech when trying out for a new job

[@replix4417]

@Savetion II ???

[@TomuraShigaraki21]

@@replix4417 its a bot just report it

[@namelol.mp4561]

@@TomuraShigaraki21 the 'bot' has made three accounts. Savetion I - III.

[@TomuraShigaraki21]

@@namelol.mp4561 ok thanks for the info

[@replix4417]

@@TomuraShigaraki21 oh

[@HonestNotModest80085]

12:43 This dude just said the plot of every show that goes on for 10 seasons or more.

[@HoodieHorizon]

"remember when tumblr was really popular? and now no one uses it anymore." Yes, let the internet believe we are dead. Please. We need to keep that site completely unmarketable

[@PyroGothNerd]

We can't let the Twitter people come back

[@notinghere2190]

@@PyroGothNerd Those fucking degenerates should face the firing squad.

[@robertcortez4956]

Literally the reason why I got tumblr was for the porn and they deleted it all. Now I don’t even open it.

[@calci2679]

Tumblr is still a horrid cesspit, as is Twitter

[@catherineperry5099]

@@calci2679 but it's my cesspit

[@k1noryx121]

Jack: Her screams are the best Me: that's kinda concerning

[@StomeAura]

Oh, I hear it now.

[@babysmuin9692]

Jack: *screams intensely* Me: “oh so it’s a normal video”

[@user-bz9vb7gf9m]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!* MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR 🤬🎥🎥🎥

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@Savetion II LEAVE

[@anthonycollins7226]

Yes

[@windowsill851]

I LOVE the perfectly cut screams they are just awesome because a scream for me is funny and watching those and Jack reacting to them is the best in my opinion

[@queenaunt4531]

Jacksepticeye, Brenndan Lee Mulligan, KSI, AND Wilbur Soot in one video?! This is too powerful.

[@Ripples11k]

and BTMC

[@ulrichfuhring9170]

And Michael reeves

[@theminifirefly493]

and lilypichu

[@Zar2M]

And steve-o

[@wawawalululu]

and fairbairn films

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

When you accidentally step _really hard_ on your cat's tail and they don't want to interact with you for three hours because their tail still needs licking but you're just like "baby kitty please just let me pet you I'm so sorry I love you Chloe" but she's just still licking her tail gently

[@littletoyinstrument]

every ime i even accidentally knock my cat with my foot i feel like im gonna cry even if theyre over it in 5 seconds

[@randomperson3601]

So...sounds like that happened at the time you posted this comment, Norah...is your cat a happy boi now?

[@dem0nic738]

When you pick up your cat and he starts meowing a lot and he gets mad at you and you like "Spencer c'mon man I'm sorry" And he is like *Claws*

[@julianplayzgames]

Is kitty okay?

[@strawburryloves]

my cat is more like a dog, when i step on her tail she forgets about it immediately and keeps walking next to me

[@StarmanSolar]

Nobody: *complete silence* *a child falls down* Seán: *snorts*

[@rainycat3496]

I forgot how much serotonin I get from watching Sean, FUCKING FABULOUS!

[@cannibalisticcereal2898]

How teachers serve pizza during class parties in Elementary School: 1:57

[@driftingdruid]

dat so true it hurts in childhood

[@noodlethedoodle6174]

the pizza is better when it’s skinny. fight me.

[@moonkandiie2273]

My teacher in 4th grade once got our whole class 2 boxes of mini muffins thinking they came singularly wrapped but they were actually 5 packs of 4 mini muffins and she still made us share

[@cannibalisticcereal2898]

@@moonkandiie2273 oof those muffins are such a scam but they’re so good and addicting 🖐🏽💀

[@cannibalisticcereal2898]

@Let's Talk Wow, just Wow! This random person hating on other people because they’re more successful than them to make themselves feel better makes him look so desperate for attention and is super unoriginal. I seriously feel so pitiful to this being who has nothing better to do with their life or career. He doesn’t know what to do anymore!!!