Jacksepticeye No Beard

[@jacksepticeye]

Quarantine Club!!

[@boshia]

Hey

[@sploingo664]

Yeah QUARANTINE CLUB so hows your day?

[@titabella1348]

YEEEET

[@xndr247]

jacksepticeye hi

[@crochetcocoking4275]

Standing gang ew

[@scorpios2393]

Therapist: beardless jack doesn’t exist he cannot hurt u Beardless jack:

[@lizzysiambread3130]

🤣🤣🤣

[@m1kayla_782]

So tru 😂

[@getsetready]

It does make me mildly uncomfortable

[@i.ndoesstuffyt1969]

Scorpios Gaming SCORPIO SQUADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!♏️♏️♏️

[@pito4201]

???

[@seidimeow]

meme time's birthday youtube: say no more *_#1 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING_*

[@ennojohan]

Lol didn't even see your comment. Just posted legit the same thing. We must be brains connected.

[@sharilshahed6106]

@@wgraciebarclayw7134 back to no 1 now, at my time of commenting.

[@penguinmf4898]

seidimeow L M A 0 o ö œ

[@alixengland685]

#3 now :(

[@Monkey-Man04]

@@ennojohan You know we can see your most recent comments, right? Simp...

[@kayliep9071]

Everyone is talking about his shaved beard, but nobody is talking about the sweet message Jack sent to Reily ❤

[@Bon_Con20]

i found the video on tiktok and i was so surprised to see it in the video

[@liltree725]

5:24 Nobody: Sadist masochist: this is a total win

[@Xplr42]

I came here just to see tgat

[@haroldinho9930]

*Riley

[@therun7024]

fuck I have been scrolling through the comments cause I have to know if she saw it

[@Keedisgay]

Everybody: beardless jack is awful. Me, an old fan: *You wimps*

[@adv-senzthegoat3750]

We remember turbo dismount dont we?.

[@owenkrupp2250]

@Jacob Joel Estrada anddddd gggggttttaaaaa

[@dragonias6725]

fr I almost had a nostalgic trip

[@jimmyjosh9887]

I go all the way back to gta5 with jack

[@christophenys-demeulemeest3594]

i feel you

[@damotoneko1500]

Jacksepticeyes real name: Sean mcglocklin During lockdown: Sean Mc-locked-in

[@grammarefabian24601]

DA MotoNeko you spelt it wrong ._.

[@thephantomgamer9462]

DA MotoNeko Omg..... xDDD

[@bakirdzakovac155]

Oh fuck you and take my like

[@critter-box]

but you spelt it wrong you one layer lasagna.

[@allfoy]

@@grammarefabian24601 i thought that was a joke

[@rigvetw]

Jacksepticeye: *no beard* KZbin: *interesting* let’s make this #1 trending

[@RobbieStacks90]

KZbin is run by Generation Z beta males these days. Those dudes should have never sold it to Google. Now you end up with "trending, KZbin kids, and no more street fight videos". KZbin used to go hard, now it appeals to women and "men" who need to come out of the closet.

[@RobbieStacks90]

KZbin Kids alone is pretty non-heterosexual, but the removal of all street fighting and teacher-student fight videos show you just what kind of non-combative 110lb Starbucks beta male hipsters have gotten control of this site.

[@sovietred7371]

But Minecraft 1000 days is #1

[@barackobama85]

Zenigundam ...I’m pretty sure what your describing happened in 2014 before google even thought about buying KZbin. Also the oldest z gen are about 16 years old, I would know, so calm your tits you angry ass old man it’s probably time for your cholesterol pills

[@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495]

Zenigundam Ok, edgelord.

[@meatshield7206]

People: Post literally anything Jack: “Cheers, I can bell to that”

[@protogensvisiontimelost254]

Boba feet

[@skellecraft2464]

150th like :p

[@sanicthefart4675]

I like because i love star wars

[@protogensvisiontimelost254]

@@sanicthefart4675 I liked his Name

[@deathbywasabi1692]

Also my daughters name is Riley too so I’m going to save this clip for her birthday and tell her you said it to her LOL she’s only eight she won’t suspect a thing, but she’s a fan 😆

[@Toast_Charms-lm6mr]

😂😂 perfect 👌

[@elaineskee]

Aww

[@biggyd336]

Ok but should a 8 yr be watching this

[@starlie2729]

A 8 year old shouldn't watch jack..

[@starlie2729]

The only reason why I know what player select is because I have a little brother. I doubt most people here know what it is because player select is for kids, I don't even understand why jack is on player select, he swears all the time. Jack should only be for teenagers and up, not for little kids.

[@viennar980]

Jack: Absolute gibberish Irish people: ah, yes.

[@avacadostapler9791]

My mom works at the v-bucks factory and I will have you know that I will be transferring all your minecoins to my account

[@achoozu]

I have Irish in my blood, all I need to do is understand what in the world he is saying.

[@Jona_The_Than_D]

Translation : Yeh fuckin gobshits y’all want to go to tha pub

[@monkebaulz1286]

Avacado Stapler omg I want 10000 vbucks pls

[@monkebaulz1286]

Avacado Stapler omg pls pls pls I want vee bukes

[@Red1derer]

"I thought they didn't listen, turns out: they just don't like me." Every crush I ever had

[@danielcoyle3098]

Tawnee Rios this made me laugh 😂

[@kugi1010]

its to true

[@kalibur4135]

I was blazing on 420

[@veryepicman9440]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😔😔😔😔

[@princelucy2699]

Mood dude

[@fall3n_ow]

About Carrie Fisher’s hair-they were hairpieces! They took a while to make, though, and Carrie Fisher had to arrive on set two hours before everyone else to make sure that her hairpieces were put in properly, so they wouldn’t fall out of shape/place on set. Sincerely, You local Star Wars nerd

[@SuperCityMania]

Thank you Jessica Mann, Very Cool

[@dragonblood1012]

Nice DAgames profile.

[@doofusboy7054]

Jessica Mann That clears what I was wondering when I put the meme up, thanks 👍

[@lordvader4089]

Wish he would stop dying his hair brown and let his natural green grow back out. 😁

[@noctuaryfahy1509]

Dude that’s awesome!

[@jessicabosse9684]

Sean: *points* I’m pointing at a cutie Me: *toothpaste all over my mouth whilst brushing teeth, hair a mess from shower, in pjs* heck yea

[@caspian334]

Sean with no beard really does make him go from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "I'll get her back by 8pm."

[@lareina9316]

Lemon best comment ever

[@bobbhedges]

I made it through one minute you're not entertaining at all

[@deswessells2289]

r/OddlySpecifc

[@Spideyface]

TRUMP or SANDERS lmao buddy you replied to somebody not make your own comment

[@amyb2589]

@@Spideyface that's when you know you've found a troll!

[@justsomeguy904]

0:01 honestly I immediately felt a wave of relief seeing jack's glorious beard attached to his face

[@saturn6337]

SAME💀 I was so scared

[@chxrchh_08]

Just Some Guy Right?!?🤣

[@coffeelizard1902]

I was sad

[@lilyc4251]

Ikr

[@lazysouls]

SparklyTrash me too 💀 💀

[@xtspazz1966]

13:15 I’m here from tiktok, that guys posted another video saying that a girl with an account named Riley Anderson was impersonating the real Riley, an fooled a lot of people!!

[@kwansung8412]

Im still looking for the comment

[@annedaniels3971]

I personally know Bryant, we are really good friends but he sadly moved a little bit ago but we still talk from time to time. It honestly pisses me off people gets on here and impersonates someone else just for attention, I'm incredibly proud of him for doing this for her though, once he has his mind set to something he never gives up. Hes an amazing friend

[@lavaclan8895]

(

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

@@annedaniels3971 that's not cool, impersonating someone for fame is just scummy

[@spooky5077]

When Sean said he was making a coffee company my first thought was... “Irish Screamer Dark Roast”

[@troll-ok2jy]

a sponsor from billschannel

[@boneclawwalker3778]

Bean Time

[@troll-ok2jy]

a sponsor

[@troll-ok2jy]

@@boneclawwalker3778 a sponsor from billschannel

[@autumnanderson2695]

DIRTY BEANS!!!

[@holthomekeeper9574]

Jack: im making my own coffee company. his company: Jacks Dirty Beans

[@ironic492]

Holthomekeeper Games *Duhirty Beans*

[@robyamato4056]

Coffee

[@AirCatcher]

Do you spell coffee coffie in other languages?

[@holthomekeeper9574]

Bob Waterson i spelt it wrong :/

[@spongebob6357]

Need that Dirty Bean Water

[@shopcart_]

Jack: My ass and back were hurting Floor Gang: First time?

[@aciddrinker2194]

thats gay and I approve

[@pohia]

69th like

[@funnyape4227]

Bruh that’s deep

[@Mr_MHunter]

one more time you know his name is “Sean nót Jack”.

[@JuntsArchived]

Funny Ape Depends on which kind of deep we talking...

[@Jeslevyn]

Jack: "Happy birthday to anybody else who's birthday it is..." me: a day early, but I'LL TAKE IT!!! *happy tears*

[@dontclickonmychannel400]

Did the thumbnail give anyone else a mild heart attack??

[@mrskammer5584]

To mee yupp !!

[@grayprince7]

I clicked on your channel.

[@angelq2896]

Yeah

[@astrumnihilum]

Did to me

[@hyperpvp8823]

@@astrumnihilum ok

[@packediceisthebestminecraf9007]

"At the end of the day, we're all the same." also Sean: "TOSS BOY IS GOING TO CHOP YOUR LEGS OFF AND YOU WILL BE HALF A PERSON"

[@dwarflad8556]

Packed ice is the best minecraft block wait! What if I’m already less than half the size of a person?

[@ElDnoid]

You’ll be half the person you used to be

[@elena-px4bm]

Not before I toss that boy!

[@Demonnafire]

Yep, were the same

[@blueberryjollyrancher1821]

Jack without a beard a few years ago: ok Jack without a beard now: who tf is he

[@edwardedward3727]

PARK NO

[@ethanday665]

U slakin boi?

[@daviejones6178]

He lost his gimmick with subnaitica, and so here he's is. I get its "work" but I do what he does on his free time Fuck Jack

[@lordtoomas]

@@daviejones6178 do you mind not insulting the guy with over 20 million fans? and if you hate him so much why are you watching him

[@hughhanson5414]

He looks like a fucking rat

[@samthehypotheticaldad]

Jack, when I went to see you on tour, I had just come out officially as transgender. I was dealing with a lot of fear of how people around me might treat me, and a lot of people didn’t get it. It was especially hard because I’m gay, and that aspect of my attraction only further confused others and made my journey with gender harder. Despite all that, I went to see you on tour. One of my wonderful friends was kind enough to give me a ticket that I wouldn’t have been able to get otherwise, and I was ready for a fun night of laughter led by one of my favorite KZbinrs. I was not disappointed. I was sad to see the show was at its end, but what you said to close it almost made me cry tears of joy. It was just a simple statement about how we all need to be kind to each other no matter what, but nonetheless it made me smile because someone I valued deeply told me that I deserve kindness no matter what my gender was, no matter if I was gay or straight. I needed that then, and you delivered, even if you didn’t know of my struggle or even that I even existed. Thank you. You are a good man, Sean. And yes, I partially chose the name “Sam” because of you. *Update: I recently got my gender marker changed to male on my birth certificate! I’m now legally a man!*

[@CyunnyBunny]

This comment needs more likes. Keep going :)

[@foreverdmsrus3589]

A FELLOW SAM!

[@greenxlady4585]

Honestly, I'm proud of you! Finding yourself is a difficult journey, but you keep making one step after the other. Please know that there are a lot of people here who support you, no matter what. Stay strong!

[@uttxufidust]

I'm here for you too

[@hey863]

That’s so sweet!!

[@parpella3487]

Different bells in the video: Woosh bell: 2:56 Sad Juh-Sean noises bell: 8:11 Jack-off bell: 8:55 Making our own coffee bell: 9:52 Love bell: 12:17 Tiny Irish potato shaped heart bell: 14:12 Birthday bell: 14:27 Self-awareness yikes bell: 16:22 Shameful disgust bell: 17:34 Appreciation bell: 18:48 Proud of you bell: 19:26 Stay home, self isolate, take proper precautions, wash your hands, and sanitize bell: 21:29 End of episode bell: 22:44

[@nelly8589]

Very useful!

[@isisgamboa2593]

ylagsfmj

[@andreholocide7563]

Nice

[@ajax..627]

Noice

[@pixultra9358]

Stay home self Eisley take proper precautions wash your hands and sanitize Bell my favorite sound

[@getsetready]

Me cackling and choking on my pasta when he stumbles over 'her real hair': same buddy.

[@awesomeperson531]

Jack: So what could you add The Bell: EVERYTHING

[@caffeination17]

Seán: *"Also happy birthday to anybody else who's birthday it is."* Me: *"Oh cool this was posted a day after my birthday."*

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

Just watch it again next year 🤭

[@ohiampuja6704]

Jack: I just have raw, sexual, animal magnetism, bursting out of me at all times Me, a straight man: Can confirm.

[@spectrumspectre]

Me, an asexual man: can confirm? 😂

[@HelenGPitts]

Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure wage ever!!! I've been working for this company on the internet for two years now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing regarding this is that I am not that tech-savvy, they just asked for standard awareness of internet and basic typing skill...Superb thing about this gig is the more free time I got to spend with my family. I am able to devote quality time with my relatives and buddies and look after my babies and also going on holiday vacation with them very often. Don't let pass this opportunity and try to react quick. Here’s what I do *revenue39­.­c­o­m*

[@daniela683]

@@HelenGPitts only I can self promo here

[@foolboibois7672]

@@HelenGPitts who asked

[@AJ-ge5jh]

Helen G. Pitts you know your comment can be reported for unwanted content/spam

[@glitchywolf_8071]

Jack at the end of the video: "and stay hydrated" SomethingElseYT: *happiness noises*

[@leafplays5990]

Yessss

[@evavecek5297]

i love that i get it

[@evavecek5297]

he just says it to remind himself

[@maralyn_wolfsoul3541]

Glitchy Wolf_ Y E S

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

Yes

[@ayupmika]

Jack: *i‘m making my own coffee brand* me: **not being able to tell if he‘s joking or not**

[@dejatheeempath985]

Like, I legit want this to be true. I would buy it asap. I will take money out of savings to buy his coffee.

[@lee-lv8zo]

@@dejatheeempath985 I bet it would get a lot of sales

[@chef_the_femboy6690]

I bet he will call it dirty bean water

[@dejatheeempath985]

@@lee-lv8zo It better get a lot of sells 😂

[@notdaredevil8809]

I would take money from a college fund for his coffee

[@exoticcucumber4765]

8:50 cool it’s me but no one cares

[@bigchaloog8810]

okay

[@hammyofdoom8355]

How exotic of you

[@aaa.-.6831]

Holy crap that’s actually so lucky man!!!

[@MysticalStd]

Std cares about you

[@parkerbudde7609]

I care

[@ThatMexicanGuy11037]

Jack: Irish people only count to ten Irish people when they count to ten: We did it boys maths is no more

[@quinng1883]

ITS MATHS IN IRELAND NOT MATH

[@ieatkids5278]

Quinn G r/whoooosh

[@ItsTheSmurf]

No u wooooshed the man behind animal crossing

[@elena-px4bm]

Irish people: *what the shit is that?*

[@troll-ok2jy]

a sponnsor from billschannel

[@wikeymilin8215]

Jacksepticeye takes off his beard Everyone: I’ve never seen this man in my whole entire life

[@noahacosta6327]

Wikey Milin no that man has brought us happy wheels and just funny content at the end of our days laughing for hours

[@urgae9125]

Did the person literally take Jack’s baby face from, like, five years ago and align it with his face?? Bc I swear that’s cabin chin

[@fardcula7887]

Lol that's true

[@--Rye--]

agree

[@joelfigueredo957]

Wikey Milin Well I’ve actually been watching him since before he grew his beard

[@lime_9284]

I was honestly worried that he actually shaved his beard

[@momma_ravioli]

Same

[@FindAWayGymnastics]

Same

[@bensoglowek5858]

Me too..

[@edwarddexfall9241]

Same

[@E-Lee]

God yes i was terrified

[@Vinok1990]

This makes me realize how nice and wholesome people can be. Its heart warming.

[@kaywilliams7540]

"A meme a day keeps the depression away" "A meme a night ensures you're alright" "A meme all the time makes sure you're doing fine" *the holy trio*

[@exaaalted]

a meme every once in a while, will leave you with a big big smile.

[@mayapapaya4952]

But I'm only awake at night. Does that mean I'm going to be healthy but always depressed? XD

[@yoshii8926]

A meme in the dawn keeps your lawn mow'n

[@yoshii8926]

A meme in the dusk keeps you away from dust

[@kaywilliams7540]

@@mayapapaya4952 that is the question! 😆

[@hollieisonyt4459]

‘Stay inside or Toss Boy is coming for your legs’ Felix: *laughs in have no legs*

[@Bepsip_Kanyu]

Toss boy coming in for the cgi guy that added his legs

[@TheThugPug]

FLOOR GANG

[@louguthrie1677]

Wait I thought felix has extra long legs wait does that mean he has extra long detachable legs!?!?

[@mintxeye5149]

@@louguthrie1677 The plot thickens

[@Bepsip_Kanyu]

@@louguthrie1677 yes. perhaps

[@Millkbred]

*Jack Announces that he's been making a coffee brand* Me who also loves coffee: Is this real? Will I be able to buy coffee with Jack's face on it? Is it coming to Australia? Because I live in Australia? Is this real?

[@ponkaaaaa]

packages normally ship internationally???

[@wildtaco8390]

Aussie coffee lover here can relate

[@cadebawden]

It’s JackSepticoffee

[@shelliepancake9202]

@@ponkaaaaa I can't buy the tea SimplyNailogical is sponsered by from Canada :(

[@travis7patriot653]

I never liked coffee but I do now

[@ckurtz8834]

11:26 Jesus died T-posing too you know

[@jamesagwe2981]

Nah that's just cross fit

[@adv-senzthegoat3750]

@@jamesagwe2981 WHAT THE FUCK.

[@kirishimaejiro7761]

Lmfao He ain’t real xD

[@adv-senzthegoat3750]

@@kirishimaejiro7761 that's your opinion that kind of offends people.

[@kirishimaejiro7761]

@@adv-senzthegoat3750 It’s not an Opinion,It is Literal Fact.

[@FellTitan]

Because that’s what’s hero’s do. KZbin: hey that sounds familiar. hold up. COPYRIGHT

[@cwimescene]

Netherite diamond

[@MadaraUchiha-bc5mi]

TRUE DIAMOND INGOT

[@lincolnickler9354]

Jack: 4/20 is Meme Time’s birthday! The internet: *n i c e*

[@lucaswasson1374]

NO! You're supposed to only say nice to 69.

[@C0tt0n_Ey3d_J03]

@@lucaswasson1374 nice

[@xptaco2298]

OMG what a uncultured swine!

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

Tortoise McTortoise its also adolf hitlers birthday...

[@hungolungo]

Should of launched it on 6/9

[@emberisswag]

Jack: NO MORE CATCH PHRASES!!! his last video: "Speed is key"

[@chrisj19925]

Jack: No more catch phrases Jack In ever video recently: stinky

[@meditatedgold2861]

Without speed it is stinky lol

[@emberisswag]

@@meditatedgold2861 facts

[@avinashshinu2312]

Hi members

[@lyds_istired]

pov you’re scrolling through the comments trying to find the fake riley after watching a tik tok

[@legalizehomicide7262]

Nope

[@lyds_istired]

legalize homicide alright cheers mate

[@Rei-zk6kq]

Yup.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

I also just seen the Tik Tok about the fake riley. I can't seem the find the post, so it might have been removed.

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

@@GummyDinosaursify can you please summarize the situation? 😅

[@skyguyflyinghigh]

Seeing beardless jack reminds me of the early days where he was in his little shack near his parents with his bed like above him, good times y'all

[@balloonwithglasses]

papa-pepe yeaaah

[@shuu1599]

Aww yeh :)

[@puntapanini2244]

me: *not liking coffee* also me: *getting exited about jacks coffee and knowing I will buy it anyway*

[@Antman-xc1tx]

same but i do like coffee

[@e.g.2261]

Same, I'll just have to get over my slight caffeine intolerance by then😊

[@nuudlman9215]

Idea for name of Jack’s Coffee company: Sean’s Dirty Beans

[@FanaticQuill250]

If you don't know a bit of Jack and saw this you would be like: "The fuck is this"

[@annabelleharvey6730]

jack: talks about how animal crossing is so popular cause it happened right when quarentine started me: *Wait* could corona be, created for animal crossing *looks at camera*

[@bigbob3213]

When the classic jokes come back, you know the quarantine is getting to him.

[@WreckinPoints11]

Guys, the joke is that Jack needs 90 minutes to the say the show's full name

[@-ieatcheese-6218]

truly poetic

[@KyoteKy]

Took you long enough to figure it out, eh?

[@firstnamelastname7079]

Dickhead

[@te8012]

You’re just realising??

[@ItsSoloSnake_]

His full name is SEAN MICLOCKLIN WILLIAMS

[@Burentsu]

Horror game idea, Jack chasing you yelling "Do you have 90 mins?!" "COKE ZERO WITH ZERO SUGAR" etc etc

[@carolineford2369]

Can someone please make this happen

[@dellarosa24601]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

[@caidenmillar2832]

This would be amazing and it reminds of the Sprite Cranberry game.

[@kaynocomment6741]

My brother is currently making a horror game currently but ill definitely bring this up to him and see if its a possibility

[@cryguy6111]

If he is near there is a bunch of bell noises. Also he carries a giant floppy banana

[@theillusionist1494]

“At 100% you just stare your anxiety straight in the face as existential dread takes over” Me when playing Smash

[@elizaneedham450]

It's crazy seeing my meme up there

[@milkymilsy]

People who thought Seán shaved his beard: *has a small heart attack* Me, who saw that image on the subreddit a few weeks ago: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you. Edit: Welp, better get ready for those "I'm *insert number here* parallel universes ahead of you" shit.

[@rafaelz6211]

Phương Duy ._. I’m 7 parallel universes ahead of you, I saw into the future and saw that being posted on the subreddit.

[@Cuttlef1sh]

@@rafaelz6211 Im 20 parallel universes ahead of you! I heard that you thought of writing this comment, before the Reddit actually posted it!

[@braidenj152]

I’m 5,800 parallel universes ahead of all of you. I decide to not put any effort into this because I knew I would be 1 upped anyway

[@BARFSIDEOS]

I have to admit I was very worried

[@jorgynothing4712]

Phương Duy ._. What of the parallel universes were behind us

[@brata1099]

Your crushes friends:she is giving you signals Her signals: the bell

[@tikvahlanz6335]

Avail Tyrant underrated comment

[@redx5718]

Go to smash bros or wait.... Your not in sorry

[@tenzinc1514]

Tikvah Lanz it’s the most popular

[@redx5718]

One day

[@tikvahlanz6335]

TenzinC 151 I’m part of the early crew. When I got here it had less than 50 likes while there were a bunch of comments with 150+ likes. I don’t remember exactly how many likes it had when I liked it, but I think it was around 10, and it had no replies. It’s no longer underrated, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t when I originally commented.

[@megaman992]

Now that you mention GMod, here’s an important PSA: “Sucks that the first announcement in here in 4 months is gonna have to not only be bad news, but also not a new video but I feel like I have some responsibility to broadcast this: TF2 is currently NOT SAFE to play right now. Basically, someone leaked the source code to the game, and there has already been a RCE (remote code execution) exploit that essentially puts your PC at risk of getting hacked. It's well beyond my understanding, but basically just don't play TF2 until Valve sorts the game out. If you already played TF2 today, I highly recommend using a malware detection software to see if you have anything malicious on your PC. I recommend using Avast, it's highly rated, and it's free. As more information comes out, I'm sure the experts will be able to tell us more about what we should do regarding the game, but as far as I can tell, we're basically just going to have to wait on Valve to do something. In the meantime, feel free to discuss this in tf2 chat. Again, sorry this announcement is such a bummer, but it's a security risk unlike anything I've seen in TF2, so it's important that you tell as many people who play TF2 that it's not safe to join a server, or possibly even launch the game. Hope ya'll are having a good day otherwise. -Uncle Dane @everyone EDIT: Also, don't play CS:GO or Gmod either. The leak puts any Source game at risk. Best to just play some Animal Crossing or something.” This applies to all of valve games currently and please be aware of the risk

[@anne_6052]

back to goldsrc i guess

[@pephermint]

I freaking hate people

[@spongebob6357]

Yep. They guy responsible was a guy named max. He worked in Valve but he got kicked out since he was really racist. After him getting kicked he then leaked the whole source code. Frickin’ hate him for doing so.

[@siplezz6706]

they deleted fun

[@snelkku2261]

Fuck. Im basically grinding gmod for the whole quarantine and now u are saying me day i cant play it. Cmon i hate people.

[@makaylahaverluk667]

Sean: "You'll never have as much time at home to do nothing but nothing" me doing online classes with a shit ton of homework: **sad introvert noises**

[@WorriedcrewePCandPS]

Don't worry Jack, I'm just horizontally standing on my bed

[@69SUGOI]

NANI?! STANDU?!

[@MrHanslaX]

Jack: looks at playlist with 29 episodes. "Huh I must have forgot to add one to the playlist, I think we are on episode 30" Also Jack: LITERALLY RECORDING EPISODE 30

[@lolk8574]

Mr Hansla smürt

[@jamesblipblop6673]

Mr Hansla that’s not what he meant tho

[@evancushard1724]

I feel like everytime Seán rings the bell he loses a little bit of his sanity. Slowly having it sucked into the bell. Ooh maybe someone should make his bell into an SCP 😂

[@Zenith7jpg]

Fancy Doge yas or an ego XD

[@wynnadorno6132]

Oh hell yeah

[@meep1998]

What’s funny is there already is an SCP that’s a Bell

[@deadendfurry11]

Mk

[@KainaX122]

SCP-8008 Codename: The Irishman’s Bell

[@autisticblood5123]

Seeing Jacksepticeye without the beard brightens and warms my childhood past. I love it

[@monkeybud7262]

Sean: *says Voldemort* KZbin: You shouldn’t have said that. You should not have said that.

[@u-thix2436]

oh *noh aho ho* whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@homegrownalligator7136]

Well he did also say hes already making barely any money so... I guess it doesnt really matter.

[@astrumnihilum]

He needs to say You-Know-Who.

[@Bean-mq2rz]

I have never felt so much relief, then when I saw him with a beard.

[@malcolme226]

I feared the worst

[@spammer44]

Bean26 exactly I thought he was gonna shave it

[@kyrabrown6529]

Same here

[@oraandrip5266]

Same

[@itsthequenchiest5072]

@@Ilikepats no

[@ThatBeTheQuestion]

2:34 No, that ain't real hair. It's a wig. Fun fact, the buns were so thick that she couldn't really hear through them so they literally put a radio inside them so she could hear what was going on. Or something like that.

[@DolenSoulflame]

Well thts a nice fun fact

[@dubsteppyninja8671]

You learn something new everyday

[@sovietonion._.3888]

Her hair is thicc but not her self (im talking about the character not the actress)

[@sean-leanderdahl2390]

(jack taking his fist to the camera and says kiss it) me: trying to kiss it jack: Not you! ew

[@nemeqis]

Jack: "I'm making my own coffee!" okay if he doesn't call it " Dirty Bean Water " or "Dirty Earth Juice" imma be upset

[@nemeqis]

@@theghost9808 Starbucks can't even spell his name right but sure lol

[@realcanadian67]

I have never agreed with something so much

[@ghostytoasty4550]

I know what I'm going to call it that now😂😂😂

[@nemeqis]

@@realcanadian67 and the slogan should be "Top O' the Morning" lol

[@nemeqis]

@@ghostytoasty4550 hel yeaaah

[@caelenw6572]

“When you learn there’s numbers below zero” Nah man, when you learn there’s *imaginary* numbers

[@centurious5819]

I hate imaginary Numbers. I'm about to graduate high school (aka getting my diploma in the mail) and I still don't understand imaginary numbers

[@YTOxygenLess]

Also when you learn theres numbers IN BETWEEN numbers. And numbers that are E

[@paulmurphy7035]

@@centurious5819 complex numbers are my favourite, especially the beautiful equation

[@najlaa.o6428]

Blueternity what in the absolute name of FUCK is “imaginary numbers”

[@bri5033]

Any math that you can't do with something physically is dumb- with stuff like if you, say, have ten apples and two people, you can of course do it physically. Duh. So obviously since 10÷2=5, both get 5. Simple stuff like that. Logical. So basically what I'm saying is anything that you can't demonstrate physically and that isn't needed daily is pretty much useless. Edit: words

[@miiilkshamke7171]

Why do he look 10 years younger without his beard lmao, it's so scary wtf.

[@bacon8tor788]

Peppa what doing in the comments section

[@bacon8tor788]

Im sorry I hate myself for that

[@speedwheel1807]

@@bacon8tor788 absolute buffoon

[@King-Beezy]

Mans is hit

[@zgama6511]

Because that's how long it feels like it's been since he's had no beard.

[@gvert1558]

19:43 he says as i eat chip

[@elisebrewer2783]

just imagine that Jack has a collection of similar bells with labels so he knows which one to use for like appreciation bell

[@inxious227]

I didn't expect your channel pic. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[@cadenceismelody8857]

Being part Irish and understanding most of his "nonsense" is just AMAZING

[@taraascanlon]

Elise Is Here ahah same! i feel so special

[@mothdog47]

Elise Is Here what is he saying in Irish

[@casonstowell9442]

Bullshit on that there

[@confusedingeneral6073]

Please trannslate

[@jimh781]

@Cailim Odonogh came here to say this, love Father Ted over most american sitcoms

[@byakkola]

I wish Sean would voice a character in every new animation show starting 2020... your voice brings me joy, no joke man, you are such a force of good in a weird world... thanks for the hours of fun!

[@lazylalan7421]

He voiced Irish sonic for a short video

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

Me, upon hearing that Jack will be selling coffee: If I had a nickel for every time a KZbinr I watch started selling coffee, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@vdovii]

This better be super Carlin brothers

[@giantbrayford7754]

Is that a quote from the Phineas and Ferb movie?

[@giantbrayford7754]

Who else opened a coffee company? I thought only jack did it.

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

@@giantbrayford7754 Yes, Jack is the only person in the world to have made his own brand of coffee. Jokes aside, another channel I follow called SuperCarlinBrothers also sells coffee.

[@giantbrayford7754]

How on earth do you have an animated profile pic?!

[@Crimson-xf9og]

I was so scared that he was going to show up without a beard

[@ItsChillyx]

Crimson 7731 same

[@Fred-xo3zo]

Crimson 7731 as soon as he walked in my lungs said 🌬

[@coope-3537]

A wave of relief washed over me when I saw him walk into frame

[@arcanemedia8166]

I cant stop looking at it, it scares me

[@enderdragon1945]

Same I saw the title and I was screaming like WHAT and then i was wait is this just meme time

[@moxieplayz9798]

Later when jack does a bell we’ll be like “he did the the thing”

[@hellpup369]

1:56 father ted reference . Never stop playing games and don’t stop meme time . Watching your videos get me through the day .

[@Astrid110]

Please call your coffee brand "Dirty Bean Water"

[@SarcasticBlueDragon]

Amber Lynch I’d buy it. (I’d buy the coffee anyway, but...)

[@0snakeboi085]

Amber Lynch Well I have some news for you. It has beans in it.

[@Astrid110]

@@0snakeboi085 yes, I know how coffee works ;D

[@0snakeboi085]

Amber Lynch I just realized I said that, I meant it has beans in the name-

[@Astrid110]

@@0snakeboi085 XD silly you

[@AshMan396]

Jacksepticeye: Treat people how you would like to be treated. Shari: Am I a joke to you? Fun Fact: We descend from monkeys.

[@clumsyslime3369]

Lol I hope you get a million likes, did is so true.

[@skyparnell9073]

Best comment ever

[@hew0014]

Shari isn't a person it's a thing

[@gav-nv8xp]

hew00 true

[@amino-acid]

Toss boy is a masochist confirmed

[@supaspyman7489]

Jack: says Jesus is t-posing Me: **thinking about the cross behind him**

[@IndigoGollum]

At my middle school, the cook thing to do during break was to walk around outside T-posing, and try to convince people to join you. At one point I said to a teacher, "Jesus T-posed, why won't you?" And he told me that he was the antichrist.

[@2turg_2furious]

oh no

[@The-kr9rb]

@@IndigoGollum that is the best response ever

[@DolenSoulflame]

@@The-kr9rb yes I agree with you on this, it is the best

[@SnakeEyesOfficial42]

Indigo Gollum “Jesus killed my dog”

[@NotOliveGarden]

"Yeah,I'm pointing at you cutie-" Me:[Causally positions my phone in front of my cat]

[@AbdielSaikia]

My dog was sitting on my lap. Does that mean we're both cuties?

[@NotOliveGarden]

@@AbdielSaikia I think so. :I

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

@@AbdielSaikia wait your a dog that owns another dog

[@lichboi640]

@@AbdielSaikia nope it was cutie not cuties

[@goldenmeadows5046]

Seán: "I'm making a coffee company." Everyone: It's beginning...

[@xauxyx]

Jack: I’m pointing at a snack right now The pizza I’m holding: 😘

[@the_dark_knight2325]

jacksepticeye: *is without a beard* Me: I have never met this man in my life

[@xerobu9085]

He looks like a offbrand mrbeast

[@oliviawilliams5397]

@@xerobu9085 that is to true

[@yusha1059]

@@xerobu9085 bruh, that burns

[@ellobruh3516]

Jacksepticeye without a beard is CURSED

[@odstethan15]

I met him. A long time ago.

[@aradiaturtondebicka1378]

I feel like Jack always gives the best speeches.

[@NerdPulseGaming]

He has literally made a career out of speaking, so what do you expect?

[@turbosoggy30]

Sora Chan same

[@on_paper_]

@@NerdPulseGaming yeh

[@harleen5375]

Jack: "Treat people the way you like to be treated." Me, a self loathing masochist: *sweats nervously*

[@ShelbyVia]

“I’m making my own coffee!” Oh, so like Smosh did? 😅 but seriously, if Jack makes his own coffee brand and doesn’t call it “Top O’ the Mornin’ “, it will be a wasted effort.

[@squidairleo3155]

Shelby_Via_ nice u for 69 likes

[@donnybro6536]

U means dirty beans right ?

[@docborn556]

I would so buy it then

[@annaclaunch4315]

Dirty Beans could be a flavour

[@imaeatyouboi]

Nobody like smosh sence Anthony left its all gay now

[@andsprite5694]

I actually thought he shaved and I was lik: "NO....no..........This can't be real"

[@jaydenshank4046]

Same

[@Set2Seth]

Mate If he did we gonna riot

[@lexieraptorschannel4156]

Cherry Blast same

[@antonmorsing588]

That was not OK

[@xKerebus]

Same

[@corvaekitchen4463]

It actually made my day when he did the "you're a snacc" thing

[@sub-zero1081]

Jack: *no beard* KZbin: *hmm, interesting* let’s make this trending

[@brehndun]

PARK epic

[@crash5810]

B R E A D

[@mnint7779]

@PARK can u stop doing this

[@chimneybill9651]

PARK bruh you can’t preach to people who won’t listen

[@imnotabot7878]

@PARK get the fuck out every comment I see theres your weirdo cult

[@richardvollberg5278]

Jack: “I had a hard time counting to ten” Teachers: “Wait till he finds out there are even imaginary 0’s”

[@buddy5196]

At least he can count to 3.

[@saisai_playzyt7596]

Richard Vollberg......HIS NAME IS NOT JACK!!!!!.........s͎e͎á͎n͎!͎!͎!͎!͎!͎

[@jkejmc1249]

Sai sai Plays!!¡¡ are you joking 🙃

[@saisai_playzyt7596]

Jke 2013...about what

[@demonheart13]

Wait until they discover you can count in letters

[@lukeogregory]

Thumbnail - Exists Everyone - *”How do I burn a Computer Image?”*

[@PyroPlayzz]

Print burn

[@jasonosmundson8900]

No wait he has a point

[@noahk3496]

This format again?

[@adityaanuragi6916]

One moment you had 70 likes and 1 comment and then I click into seeing the replies You had 314 likes and 3 replies

[@ThruchristMyself]

Growing up watching jack and then seeing how much other people appreciate their fans and audience makes me think “these guys don’t give a shit compared to jack”😂😂 love you jack been watching for a long time well before the green hair and I may not keep up with your vids anymore I still love you and you really changed my view on life and people in general ❤️

[@aprilblenk]

Genuinely can’t tell if he’s joking about the coffee thing or not

[@ContinuedOak]

Neither aye

[@SnowMenAtWork]

I sense a wee bit sarcasm...so I think yoke, yes

[@sixthmonthoftheyear]

He isnt

[@shuu1599]

He's not :3

[@YCountdownY]

Quarantine Cofee

[@ZAL_3113]

Jack: "Is Jesus T-posing?" Me already thought about it long ago: "It's the holy T-pose"

[@dragongold63]

he be crossing, hopefully not animal crossing

[@ZAL_3113]

If these comments don't get in meme time idk what will

[@jellyfishstitchandco.8635]

M 4 MANIAC probably stuff on Reddit

[@ZAL_3113]

Ye ima just YOLO this bitch

[@ZAL_3113]

@@bobafett5399 I think most people know it's from Brazil

[@ObsidianHunter99]

Pewds: Floor gang! Jack: Standing gang! Sitting gang: *sad sitting noises*

[@barbir1865]

Jack: "Because that's what heroes do." Izuku, is that you? Was that a BNHA reference?

[@thatsastick13]

Jack without a beard is the definition of “Blursed Image”.

[@Pheebzluvz]

You. Are. My. Frikin savior!!!! You are now a reddit KZbinr, not a nobody! You are a ledgendddd

[@MrssMcgee]

Nobody Nope Just cursed

[@triplago7614]

Song name 18:24?

[@captainmoonrise1730]

@@triplago7614 copyright infringement

[@bellaloveseminem]

Lmao Reddit gang

[@woof-io]

"What's the sexiest potato you've ever seen?" Me: GLaDOS

[@cinnamonchip3126]

Potato fetish huh?

[@hornitako7006]

Potato AI fetish

[@woof-io]

@@cinnamonchip3126 and portal

[@pheonixbloodclan6257]

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much, do you want to marry it? WELL I WONT LET YOU!!!!! How does that feel?

[@woof-io]

@@pheonixbloodclan6257 you can stop me, if you can catch me. *nyom*

[@thelandpiranha4108]

"Here in Ireland we dont count past 10" Than how do u count how many pints you've had Sean? Ps: if jack makes a drink brand it should have 'Dirty Bean Water' and 'Septic Juice' as an energy drink

[@aaronhoran4585]

Theland Piranha 10 and 1 10 and 2 10 and 3 and so on

[@petermarsella6537]

"I've had at least 10"

[@spoop4967]

10 times 2, 10 times 3, 10 times 4 thats how they drink in ireland

[@steen5984]

aaron horan i just wanted to say that

[@EcdElite]

How many pints u had mate? Sean: yes

[@toastedcheeserat]

Sean: "I'm a genius! I'm a jean" Me: "hehehe jeansepticeye"

[@WilliamDoheny]

Jack during “Meme Time”: “No catchphrases for you!” Jack during “Night of the Consumers”: “Speed is key!”

[@ultradino2682]

Why you cut it