Disgusting Soda Challenge

Welcome to the disgusting soda challenge! Which one tastes the worst bacon, ranch or sweet corn soda? Watch as I do horrible things to my body for your amusement
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[@jacksepticeye]

Y'all get yer fixins?

[@calebgriffin9165]

I did

[@SevenQs]

This phrase is going to be stuck in my head all day

[@WaterfrontJustin]

Someone needs an "Open Ya Bastard" before he makes another of these!

[@lilbabykitkat3980]

Yaaah

[@masterolof138]

Dead cheese

[@toddmen8302]

Jack: * shows off cap shooter * Little Misfortune: Fancy~

[@wacksonjang4498]

Is it a bad thing that I read it in her voice?

[@emadkhatri]

@@wacksonjang4498 That is just the natural way of things, do not be dismayed.

[@loodlebop]

YES

[@Dunnos-05]

How proud are u that jack liked ur comment? 😂

[@personhi9320]

"Shush little buttcrack!"

[@cori_music]

Seán: **sniffs soda, determining whether or not it's worth the try** Evelien: **in her wholesomeness** You drink it through your mouth, babe.

[@one-eyedalex1591]

7:05 i love it

[@lavender_crystal6420]

@@one-eyedalex1591 same

[@alejandrosuarez-parada8714]

Jack: (smacks lips) AAHHH

[@mehstic1288]

Jack, you should call this series Jack's living room.

[@randomnum111]

Spuds like a great idea!

[@2b2tpopbob43]

Jack's room of death

[@jesusibarra1098]

Or the dirty table rivew

[@kenzbruhh9002]

i really like that

[@yourlocalteasipper6623]

[SIGNED]

[@cfowler7936]

6:48 love how the smell of the drink snapped him out of his American mood 😂

[@eyelessjack2943]

He's imitating Arthur Morgan

[@beakfastlkain7423]

@@eyelessjack2943 Jack Baker

[@kosmeum3914]

Evelyn enjoying jacks pain in the background is so wholesome

[@lumaj1147]

We know that laugh anywhere. So wholesome!

[@alexiapenaflorida6828]

420 like

[@goooce]

chimken

[@colorbar.s]

evelien

[@lucascyr98]

I'm sorry, but you misspelt hot

[@alexb9992]

Jack: says some kind of rating The rating on the screen: 10/10

[@sajbro1232]

I noticed that too lol

[@protan5031]

Best editor

[@imjustatypicaluserr8019]

Do t make fun of robin goddammit

[@Ian-wn5lc]

@gremlinstdm gaming he said many ratings. His editor decided to put 10/10 for disgust anyway.

[@kaylee-en3fq]

I noticed that too lol

[@r.b.7940]

Whenever BB shows up that's where 100% of my attention goes.

[@lukewarmlava2083]

Same

[@egorsdeimos3523]

R. B. You should rename your self bb cult

[@duganchase8577]

Yes my cats name is bebe not bb but i have to pay attention to seans cat

[@1305maggie]

for a second i thought you mean balloon boy

[@ladyalesiel4209]

Imagine sleeping in your bed late at night, quiet and peaceful and then out of nowhere you hear a haunting voice go “ya’ll get yer fixins?”

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

I'd roll onto my stomach and arch my back and spread my frothy, putrid, maggot infested butt hole, all while squeeing real loud and vibrating with anticipation.

[@gemstar7286]

I'd run away 😭💀.

[@lapizlazuidragic4881]

A lot of people here are complaining about how they can’t smell the sodas while I’m over here on the other side of the screen, complaining about how I can’t pet that lovely cat Okay wait how did this happen I’d like to thank you all, the bacon soda and the raccoon

[@FrostyFyre]

Profile pic checks out.

[@gubadagoober]

I hate cats

[@ahfreshair9242]

Cobra 1commander Same.

[@generic_soda]

I don't know how, but I smelt both the bacon and ranch sodas when he put them up to the camera. I don't know how!

[@gubadagoober]

@@awkwardasalways im a dog person i just like dogs better they look cuter off course i respect your opinion if you dont like dogs

[@amykinz8160]

Evelyn: "This one's not as bad as you made it seem." Seán: " *_W H A T_* "

[@maso_soupp]

Amy Kinz Agreed🙂

[@celestiandraws7330]

@Neurkrotic the girl in the video i guess

[@estherharlequin2063]

She is Seán's girlfriend

[@kohakutsukino2748]

Evelyn is also Gab Smolders on KZbin if anyone wants to know.

[@Jackie-th4ph]

Neurkrotic I am honestly more jealous of Sean

[@jessicamitchell919]

“ it’s like drinking the sweet corn juices in the can that you shouldn’t “ Me: * thinks about Unus Annus making THICC water *

[@Buggster101]

I JUST CAME HERE FROM THAT VID. XD

[@spidycarpenter8148]

I was just watching that

[@isabellawhalley9406]

LMAO Y E S

[@annaleearts7466]

Sameeeeee

[@what3954]

When he said he once drank bog water i thought he said bongwater xD

[@Acid_Ash]

Drinks disgusting soda Jack:* intensely inhales* NO- Soul, get back in my body! 🤣

[@joshuasimmons6586]

Table: Is completely spotless. Jack: DONT MAKE FUN OF HOW DIRTY MY TABLE IS

[@mineturtles200]

Joshua Simmons Yeah my table is.... GET RID OF THAT EW kind of messy

[@beezechurger797]

I wish my sister's language was that clean

[@adamking2207]

Helen Harding oof

[@six625]

@@beezechurger797 you have my respect

[@kloc1245]

shitty pfp THE PEOPLE UNDER ME ARE FUCKING RETARDED

[@immorta1gamer157]

Evelyn: “not as bad as you made it seem” Jack: **zooms in on her** “WHAT”

[@owenb9596]

Joe

[@pheebo42]

12:35

[@YellowEyedVamp]

@@owenb9596 joe mama

[@sorenannon3521]

“This is what my daddy taught me.” *Smells buffalo wing soda bottle* Instantly recoils and loses the accent entirely

[@sugaloaf9889]

Best part

[@aisyanurinsyira5976]

Snurped

[@zpapins]

Looks like the smell just punches him in the face

[@rhyswillz4725]

SAComicArts _ read this comment as soon as he said that

[@sorenannon3521]

Rhys Willz ngl I wrote it right after he said it

[@sirsammyplays8879]

Jack: "I'd say this is about a two." Editor: 10/10 Thank you for the amount of likes- that's the highest i've gotten

[@cbrosentertainment1806]

It’s mildly infuriating

[@markohora2745]

inr

[@caleb2859]

@@cbrosentertainment1806 ohhhh i seeee

[@calli.catastrophe]

Jack: "I'll give this one a 5" Editor: 10/10 >.> did the editor accidentally all the math, or was it a joke i missed somewhere, or did they just not care? I bet it was sarcasm.....would be funny in a way to kinda prank deaf people, just tell them there's no subtitles/cc and that he's reviewing these sodas and watch the shock form on their face from seeing his disgusted face but seeing 10/10......does that make me a horrible person? maybe....aww fuck it, i'm going to hell anyway XD

[@sirsammyplays8879]

@@calli.catastrophe Lmao

[@jellybingus416]

Why's his Southern accent better than that of most professional American actors?

[@Ninj4Fox2020]

I know right

[@noorprince2554]

jack should be an actor 😔

[@creamsicleorange8266]

For real, good shit

[@waterguy1744]

it's funny

[@thedeathwish0903]

His southern accent is better than mine....And I'm from the south!

[@phoenix-lc6zv]

jack calling evelien “young lady” made my 2 am like idk why i thought that was so cute and his little giggle after i love them

[@untouchable7024]

3:48 am for me rn

[@abbyluck]

time stamp?

[@rosepolito8048]

Abby B about 5:00

[@abbyluck]

Rose Polito found it about 4:57

[@Vampire_Logic]

*Me:* "Southern Sean doesn't exist, and he cannot hurt me" *Jacksepticeye throughout the entire video:* "Ya'll get yer fixins?"

[@rhemedyextract]

Sean Maguire if you play rdr2 you get it

[@Vampire_Logic]

@@rhemedyextract I don't play that so I don't get it, sorry :(

[@rhemedyextract]

@@Vampire_Logic the character is a irish man in the gang which has the same enitials as sean

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

As a southerner I am pleased.

[@S.B._Chalphy]

@@rhemedyextract what a terrible fate he had

[@SavannahCarnley]

Why was that Arthur Morgan impression actually hella good LMAO

[@moonsun9602]

That was my favorite part

[@JLin943]

Western outlaw accents must be similar to Irish accents, because the voice actor who did Arthur’s voice is Irish.

[@Dctctx]

@@JLin943 he’s American, he just has Irish ancestry.

[@JLin943]

@@Dctctx He’s born American, but has Irish parents and has a predominantly Irish accent if you listen to him speak.

[@janyajackson7829]

@@Dctctxhe was born and he grew up in Ireland

[@jamesboland2813]

"Don't make fun of how dirty my table is." Meanwhile, the table looks spotless.

[@themadmasterofplatinumkeep3331]

Lol I was about to comment this

[@jellyfishjam2034]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!

[@aciddabking95]

'Don't make that face at me, young lady..." Why did this kill me so much?

[@vicz.dopamine]

4:57 *ded*

[@frAgileCS]

*a bit of dom energy peaking through i see*

[@vicz.dopamine]

Freedom Hall *and we’re nOt complaining*

[@burntramen3167]

Reminds me of every wattpad ever

[@alexfordays]

Ya'll don't know how much I love this, I had to reply the dom energy multiple times

[@rachelhughes8487]

"I don't like my coke, it's spicy." "That's the bubbles." That's my fiance. He calls La Croix "spicy water."

[@TsujiroI]

That's what it is, taste like burnt water.

[@angelscinta4385]

Rachel Hughes cool👍

[@bigidibeng]

Definitely marry 😂

[@germanmain9715]

It tastes like toilet shit water

[@supernova582]

I don't hate or like that drink it's super bland it's hard to discrbe

[@정혈구]

I love Gab's constant shift between bb and Sean lol it's like "two cuties in one room? gotta get them both"

[@theothetaurus1931]

Jack: *don't make fun of how dirty my table is* Me: *looks at table* boi it literally looks like a whiteboard

[@jonicontris4086]

It's clean

[@MosileZ]

He could write "laugh" on it

[@-_-_arixx_-_-9640]

Its cleaner than my arse

[@-_-_arixx_-_-9640]

Thx for the like but that should be on jacks video

[@dahammhamm590]

*L A U G H*

[@user-fv1ld7si4v]

Jack: *Tries Sweet Corn Soda* His Soul: *Ight imma head out*

[@mcstarprincess9291]

*his soul has left the chat*

[@juliuswhite2499]

Lol

[@jccreationz4789]

indeed

[@joseluistorres4307]

And sweet corn also broke Jp03

[@erifox3626]

Sean: No, soul, get back in my body!

[@erandy677]

Sean: "You like that one worst than the other one? " Me trying to make my word count go up for a essay

[@Paradiseatwork4295]

The fact that this man can almost perfectly replicate a middle aged man from the southern United States is incredible

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Grood grooflé grætuis?!

[@gummygoo2]

Evelyn: do you want a spit bucket? Sean: nah im commiting Seans gag reflex: aRe yOU SurE abOuT thAt

[@solidsnake.lelilelalelo]

Spit bucket will remember this

[@WGoodall]

Jack: that's a 5 that's a 2 Editor: *(10/10)*

[@dannymo4390]

:)

[@camryn6422]

The Kings2758 i noticed that too, i was a little confused.

[@illiannaadelaide5086]

Haha, was checking the comments to see if someone else thought this haha

[@Zion_The_Android]

I'm so confused by it glad someone else noticed

[@ashleighstangeland5046]

Good ole Robin and his jokes

[@littlegayboy45_]

Jack: "Don't yell at me for how dirty my table is" *His table is whiter and sparklier than Jack's smile, and that's alot*

[@Bepbo]

Years ago my best friend returned from a trip out of state, and brought back a bottle of the Ranch dressing soda. About... 6 or 7 of us got together and all tried it at the count of 3. It is RANCID. Some of my friends handled it okay, I spat it out in the kitchen sink screaming to the gods, and one friend ended up puking and was in the bathroom for 20 mins sick. It was somehow the best and worst memory all of us have experienced together lol

[@RuinsRuasExe]

Ranch Soda brings people together because killing a group of people is easier when they're close😂

[@LHyoutube]

Outside of America we aren't really familiar with ranch dressing. Did the soda actually taste like drinking straight ranch dressing? Or was it somehow worse when put into sodafied form?

[@KeaveMind]

traumatic events make you connect on a deeper level

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

​@@LHyoutubei imagine it tastes like when youre doing dishes and you wash a ranch dish off with hot water and the hot steam wafts up the smell of old ranch dressing into your nose and its the worst thing ever

[@coffeytime3830]

as a southern man, hearing a very irish youtuber correctly immitate my accent cause some serious whiplash. god i'd love to hear you voice a whole character in that accent tbh

[@sadistfurret4205]

are you from the incest region or homophobia town

[@ranger7664]

@@sadistfurret4205 those are only stereotypes.

[@sadistfurret4205]

@@ranger7664 do I have to fucking put it in SarcASm foNt?!

[@ranger7664]

@@sadistfurret4205 calm down jamal don't pull out the 9.

[@FurryMcMemes]

Like his southern accent is spot on.

[@saucydog4143]

Jack: On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it about a 5 Screen: 10/10

[@youlostthegame]

I knowwwwwwwwww

[@glitch3818]

666th like.

[@Godzillaminusone737]

Editor joke

[@ailestriker9888]

Sean: "I have a plan. Not to drink more of this." Also Sean: *immediately drinks more*

[@James-jb1do]

Jack 2:50 - Bacon 4:40 - Sweet Corn 5:08 (drink) 5:48 6:50 - Buffalo Wings 7:20 9:13 - Ranch Dressing 9:29 11:10 - PB&J Evelyn 12:30 - Ranch 13:03 - Corn 13:32 - Bacon 14:08 - Buffalo Wings 14:37 - PB&J

[@skydinsmore2891]

Sean: there’s no way anybody likes ranch enough that they’d buy this and put it in their body willfully *shane Dawson has entered the chat*

[@nugget3975]

Not anymore. He's become a shell of his former rhino queen.

[@justachickennugget1625]

U gotta hort

[@Carrieb2295]

We bought the ranch soda for a friend of mine that LOVES ranch and he actually said it wasn't that bad

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

I read it as he said it LOL

[@alek5282]

@@justachickennugget1625 she told me she was 18

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

I believe the reason why jack is drinking these sodas is because he’s trying to end his addiction to same great coke taste zero sugar now with a hint of added vanilla

[@josh44026]

I dont like that one with cola

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

JoshEntertainment EHHHHHHH

[@thatvixx]

séan: *smelling the soda* evelyn: you drink with your mouth, babe THIS ENDED ME LMAOOOO

[@juliet974]

"you know you drink with your mouth" -love the commentary from Evelyn

[@jeffthemercenary]

First time i saw a hearted comment that had 69 likes and 0 reply

[@airenoirryt416]

Before drinking: oooooo Fancyyy After drinking: yikes forever

[@OskarOGMC]

One night later: shhh, little buttcrack.

[@airenoirryt416]

Lol

[@nancymartinez9503]

@Nicolas RAGE cause little miss fortune got hit by a car

[@okaythisisokay111]

@Nicolas RAGE dam

[@sanctifiedsuccubus2562]

_"Tastes like.. fermented herring dipped in cat piss. _*_blurg."_*

[@voidheartmc9637]

"Hey this fishy, just like Richtofen"

[@trendkillivxx9326]

"I like it rough, not that rough"

[@ThatGuy21872]

@@voidheartmc9637 "YES! YES! EXPLODE!"

[@JD_2609]

"God Richtofen, lay off the sauerkraut man!

[@sanctifiedsuccubus2562]

"Reach for me, Jugger-boy~"

[@cameron9091]

@6:55 when Sean said "this how my daddy taught me" and smelt the buffalo sauce soda and made a face, I almost woke my boyfriend up from laughing too hard. I love him so much.

[@FateTheRaven]

Jack: "dont make that face at me...young lady." He couldn't even keep a straight face XD

[@stabbamonroll]

I love your pfp

[@FateTheRaven]

@@stabbamonroll Thank you, Yoosung is precious on Mystic Messenger

[@TheRaichuTrainer]

as I read this he said that XD

[@lelinaprusty7513]

I'm a little lady you know

[@zenzudraws]

@@lelinaprusty7513 Yesh

[@ag7043]

12:38 after Evelyn drinks Ranch Soda Evelyn: "Not as bad as you made it seem." Seán and a few of us: **"WHAT?!"**

[@erifox3626]

WHAT!?! Are you bleeding kidding me??? You would rather eat socks???

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

I thought her name was Gab

[@ag7043]

@@dominiquelamothe2425 That's her channel name.

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

@@ag7043 oh okay thx

[@Trygamer45_]

Same

[@sohamsengupta6470]

"I give it a 5/10. Put that up on the screen" Screen:10/10

[@marcogypaetus9607]

"5/10, it was okay" ~Lord Dadorable Imma just leave this here, don't mind me.

[@gr00vy10]

I think it was an editing issue lol

[@sohamsengupta6470]

@@gr00vy10 May also be a joke, like that time when Ola Englund was rating McDonald's burgers and the screen showed 6/10 regardless of whatever he said.

[@sohamsengupta6470]

@@marcogypaetus9607 Yeah I wasn't aiming for 100% quote accuracy, he did say put that on the screen later

[@marcogypaetus9607]

@@sohamsengupta6470 Nah, it was a quote from something else which fitted, I just wanted to see who'd recognize it ;)

[@LightStalker]

As a person who loves Ranch, I’ve gotta say. Ranch dressing on everything and ranch dressing soda is like the difference between “I go to church every Sunday” and “I tried to kill my son with a butcher knife.” Lester went farther than anyone ever should in his quest for fixins. :P

[@zeleniatdq]

“Ya’ll get yer fixins?” If fixins means illness then yes.

[@griffinsonjupiter]

chronic illness peeps unite

[@karynmarden6293]

Same, man same.

[@lollipopqueen7500]

Same 😂

[@leitutu3223]

Smart ass

[@zeleniatdq]

Nicole Zia I got I’ll when he drank the Ranch one..... cuz it reminded me of this disgusting oil/thingy “medicine” I once had, and oh m god it made me gag and ill.... 😖

[@realbutfake7944]

1:00 3:00 4:04 5:26 6:30 "Ya'll get Yer Fixins

[@randomperson5611]

There’s a slow transition between them getting more and more southern the further he goes.

[@davidt5727]

4:25 = another one

[@mac-the-gay-rose]

You missed 2:21

[@Exayevie]

Jack: “Pffft syrup, you don’t get syrup from sweet corn!” Me, a Midwesterner: “Whatever you wanna believe, Jack”

[@nox_luna]

never heard of corn syrup i guess

[@Lilithoyama]

Exayevie same dog.

[@sidewaysplatypus15]

*laughs in HFCS*

[@Zleepyboba]

"No soul, get back in my body" was the funniest thing I have heard all day

[@stargirl7646]

Jack sounds like a completely different person when he does that accent 😂

[@joewerner1059]

I don't mean to sound like a dick, but that is kind of the point of doing accents.

[@mackenzierienks7504]

He could definitely be a character in Red Dead Redemption

[@KermaPippuri]

I want to see/hear him do that voice and accent for a videogame.

[@stargirl7646]

Joe Werner nah I meant more like I could close my eyes and listen and I wouldn’t know it was Jack. Like not just his accent but his entire vocal quality changed! Weirded me out for a second haha

[@bolican9843]

No fucking shit sherlock

[@danieldrain7391]

I love he does a strong southern accent then swaps back to his regular Irish accent lol

[@calebhill3446]

"Perfect"

[@Psychosocial_cracker]

I'm from the south. We sound nothing like that lmao

[@austinholcomb3585]

Are you stupid no southerner sounds like that not even close I'm not southern but I've been around it enough

[@samisplatpyt9524]

Pika pika?

[@Undertaker_Fan526]

Sounds like Western to me, like the Wild West accent.

[@universalshot3095]

Jack: “smell” Me: trying to smell it while getting closer to the screen

[@eltorroloco6197]

You idiot

[@riversong8650]

I did that too but as a little joke

[@Max-gy5rp]

@@eltorroloco6197 Don't talk bad about yourself, I'm sure you're not *that* stupid.

[@kingpanda4871]

@@Max-gy5rp He wasn't talking about himself

[@Max-gy5rp]

@@kingpanda4871 R/whoosh

[@BigAlvideos101]

5:47- "I have a plan- not to drink more of this"- only to take another sip right after saying that. LOL!

[@kahutreachervlogs5917]

Jack: "HEY DUTCH I HAVE A PLAN.... NOT TO DRINK MORE OF THIS" 5:52: *Demon leaves Jack's body*

[@nightmaregamingyt1723]

no I think the innocence left his body, not the demons.

[@septiccomics0968]

@@nightmaregamingyt1723 okay thank god I wasnt the only one who saw it that way

[@likeavillainnn]

😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@burnttoast8300]

Jack: *_drinks sweet corn soda_* **Anti has left the chat**

[@radubadea9592]

Someone should make a gif of that at 5:52 tbh. It would work so well in conversations, haha.

[@Quirkyhndl]

Bartender: pick your poison Man: I want something that will literally kill me Bartender: *passes ranch soda* so long pardner

[@mr.random4969]

When is the funeral

[@d0m946]

Random hahaha good one

[@Alex-pp5xs]

4:57 When Jack compliments with out realising 7:07 proper life lessons with Evelyn 9:47 big words with jack

[@NoNo-by2ki]

He sead dat

[@DoctorLo0p]

“Dont make fun of how dirty my table is” *table shines*

[@unitato497]

Jack: “...I have a plan! Not to drink more of this.” *proceeds to take another sip*

[@Charly-nb1mc]

I went to look for some one who comanted this XD

[@mattmanners6927]

Charly 123 me to

[@Lirus7220]

The red dead redemption reference brought me back when I played the game

[@Lirus7220]

JoeMama just one more score and we’ll be out of here

[@Lirus7220]

JoeMama what happened to loyalty

[@lonestar3866]

“Don’t make fun of how dirty my table is” My table: yes. Ok...

[@thiccrib]

Table: oh I'll give you some fixings. ;)

[@callysta5160]

@@thiccrib are y'all shipping tables im-

[@CreativeFox750]

There’s not even a molecule of dirt on his table and I have gallons of dust and dirt on my tables

[@mandyb2462]

Just_a_cannoli _ wot an ugly table

[@mandyb2462]

Jk

[@DeadHouseMouse]

As a southern American I’d just like to say Jack’s hillbilly accent is on point

[@alysialangele3463]

Agreed.

[@thomas8413]

Agreed, sounds like my cousin

[@certifiedappalachianrednec5643]

I mean

[@certifiedappalachianrednec5643]

As North Carolinan can confirm

[@lenorabettencourt8245]

He sounds like Author in RDR2

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

I had the corn one once. I couldn’t finish it, but I have to give credit where credit is due: It tasted very much like sweet corn. Like it or not, this man sure did get his fixin’s.

[@sinister_polarbear]

it’s so adorable to hear evelien’s laughter in the background

[@synthwave7197]

MC Cheese *LAUGH LAUGH*

[@ItzMisterVee]

@@synthwave7197 i love your profile

[@tammy2339]

Everybody in his next vid "Hey Jack, you get yer fixin's?"

[@whiteslate]

69 likes lol

[@loy5800]

Y'all get yer fixen's

[@springtrapgurl9662]

Jack: **drinks ranch soda** Jack's Soul: a'ight, Imma head out.

[@Jubbano]

6:49 Snapped Jack right outta character 💀💀

[@spaghettiwaffles]

No one: Jack: Retches so hard the camera goes out of focus

[@dang_dirty_demons5473]

Timestamp?

[@spaghettiwaffles]

Syd the Squid 9:33

[@chrissymoore5913]

Syd the Squid around 9:34

[@Candlelitsoul]

Was watching the sixth Harry Potter and when he said, "Avada Kedavra", my cable signal went out. Best trick ever.

[@audriann0972]

Yes, Jack. Cause 4 year olds need bottle openers.

[@aronymousboi2786]

Yeah there is no such thing as underage drinking

[@gertskook]

He’s Irish what do you expect 🤣. We irish love our drinks

[@theghostofadeadsperm6086]

Jae Lou I’m not Irish but I do love me a drink

[@theghostofadeadsperm6086]

Yes, yes we do

[@deadname5776]

In France and Ireland we do

[@raccoon5214]

Jack: don’t make fun of how dirty my table is Me: you don’t know what dirty is

[@ishitabhide8624]

EXACTLY

[@randomnum111]

Boi

[@midorigurin2163]

Boi which wAy?

[@JulioMoodondiepersonal]

He’s high class. Dirty for him is a speck the size of this ----> •

[@mse2130]

@@JulioMoodondiepersonal maybe the dirt was edited away.

[@tylerblack3962]

I love that BB was sitting and watching Sean make questionable decisions

[@madicrowley6697]

jack: “next episode will be the enderdragon episode” 1 week goes by 2 weeks 2 months 3 months Jack: RANCH SODA

[@zachernandez1494]

It's only been a month since his last Minecraft video, thank God. Still a long wait, but at least it hasn't been 3 months. 😂

[@sassytorchic47]

He's stalling lmao X'D

[@STVNBM-qj9qw]

Can I get an amen

[@wishgenie7023]

"Don't make that face at me, young lady." With that sentence, I can just imagine Jack as a father.

[@maxwellorryn3380]

I already picture him as my Daddy

[@mmaaxx___]

@@maxwellorryn3380 dude-

[@katherinetressler1508]

The kid's first word would either be a scream or potato

[@Sam-hh5jf]

When read this comment, I got war flashbacks. My dad would say that to me somewhat, even though I didn't make a face it was just my regular face expression.

[@celestial-eve]

@@katherinetressler1508 or "LAUGH" as an homage to jacksepticeye's funniest home videos lol

[@d_dude3219]

Jack: Y'all get yer fixins? Everyone: THAT'S A NICE CAT

[@Fearepixeuhv]

Yes!

[@Musawick]

Bb is da best

[@sugaloaf9889]

Meanwhile, BB is all, “I can’t believe I live with this guy”

[@kitkat1637]

BB is purposefully sitting higher than jack so he can assert his authority and judge jacks life choices, nothing can change my mind about that

[@rachelterry5321]

As cats often do

[@annamarschand6809]

"You drink with your mouth, babe." 😂 I can not stop laughing at that.

[@NathanTheAutisticDRIPKING]

And then the laugh right after Xd

[@EphraimSmith4656]

This happened right as I read this, lol

[@darksonic9014]

@@EphraimSmith4656 is that Wiishu behind the camera

[@erifox3626]

@dark sonic No. That's Evelyn

[@arthymisty]

Jack: blah blah yucky soda blahblahblah My brain: *CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT*

[@asit6947]

There are cat videos elsewhere

[@Nyxisdangerous]

meeeeeee

[@Seraphim_1172]

We share the same brain.

[@Crochetedbygraciee]

me tho

[@rubyrose6136]

Same here.

[@theonator5847]

3:45 "Hey Arthur I have a plan I just need more money." 🤣🤣

[@johnmarston959]

¨Smell that¨ *Shoves in face** Me, actually smelling dark chocolate: _Wait a damn minute_

[@benp.320]

That was oddly the same one that I was able to smell... don't know why, no bacon, but same.

[@edalyn_owl]

I thought I was going crazy when I actually smelled something

[@ee6630]

Same-

[@skelkostar387]

i smell fictions

[@nityachiru1021]

SAME IT WAS SO WEIRD NO BACON JUST CHOCOLATE

[@matthewrogers874]

Jack: Drinks Ranch Dressing soda and makes a disgusting face Little Misfortune: " Yikes Forever"

[@imsutton]

I don’t get this

[@Zanechr]

Lmao

[@Lirus7220]

Fancyy

[@brodymercer8166]

@Geoarge cloners nobody cares

[@EmoXboyX]

LMAO XD

[@cg19]

jack: this one's about a two robin: yes this is a ten

[@lulin2546]

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A MISTAKE OR A JOKE hELP

[@purplelily2608]

@@lulin2546 it's a joke

[@ericbraun8635]

Shouldve combined the buffalo wing soda and the ranch soda, because y'know, it makes sense

[@ShrubBotExe]

Jack: *sounds of disgust* English autogenerated subtitles: *"[music]"*

[@zeep55]

Ah yes This is what Mozart used to hear when he made Old Town Road

[@marwantheender5442]

@@zeep55 yes when billgates was sitting with Einstein when Einstein was a kid

[@nverted-dynamo]

@@zeep55 Thanks Kanye East, very cool.

[@haleyhale6491]

Ah. Yes. Music to my ears. Just hearing Jack's obnoxious animal noises.

[@cruelangel_94]

Fucking kek

[@ryannorbury1566]

No one: Jack: this is what dead body taste like

[@picksapu4496]

Ryan Norbury uh oh

[@frawggy6]

@@picksapu4496 stinky

[@haydencorbin5056]

How does he know what that tastes like

[@chickenalpaca0332]

@WatchDogs Gamer no u

[@MistaE]

And how do u know that😂😂

[@saphireleine]

“This is what it would taste like to drink a dead body”

[@emmettawardz4943]

*_O H G O D - - -_*

[@pavelazap8520]

Can confirm, tastes the same

[@honkhonk9266]

Don't bully the vampires zombies.............. and spiders

[@scottstormblade8817]

I was scrolling through the comments, and as soon as I read this one, he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂 timing 10/10

[@σσσ-β7ι]

How does he know? 🤔

[@phoenixsweet1697]

Sean, in the words of one of my favorite characters from Supernatural. "Don't ever change."

[@SeanIsAnxious]

“You drink out of your mouth babe.” I love his girlfriends cometary in the background

[@hacool7603]

Anxiously Doodling i am surprised no one has commented on your english

[@SeanIsAnxious]

12 Animation I’m surprised you felt the need to comment on this even though it added literally nothing

[@SolusDarkcoat]

@@SeanIsAnxious so you edit your salty reply but not your initial comment?

[@SeanIsAnxious]

Solus Darkcoat idk, I was in a bad mood and didn’t want to hear more about how much I suck at spelling, I was a jerk and I realize that, sorry

[@aspol12]

@Corey :D their*

[@ashleylopez2147]

"Don't make fun of my dirty table" Me, an intellectual: Oh how the tables have dirtied

[@Wave9990]

I'm impressed it's still white, we had a little white table in the living room and it had coffee stains on it within weeks and never came out

[@hampter3005]

well well how the dirttables

[@je3cob347]

Sean: Drinks Soda His Soul: “Aight, ima head out”

[@LHyoutube]

2:14 - The 'other sugar' is high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS), it is very frequently used as a cheaper substitute for real sugar in the USA. I believe there is some big historical story about how the corn farming industry lobbied successfully for it to be used instead of real sugar. I also vaguely recall it as being even less healthy than actual real sugar.

[@jaydarkheart1485]

Jack: It kind of smells like orange soda.. with a hint.. Me: ..of added vanilla?

[@Fearepixeuhv]

I am glad I wasn't the only one who thought this

[@SallySue9725]

Lol nice one 👍🏻

[@calins.nechifor4044]

I made that joke too F

[@maxversthappening8166]

Alternate title: Sean drinking sodas while gagging and saying nonsense in an American accent for 17 minutes

[@justanotakunerd4187]

Southern American. Most of us don't speak that way.

[@AmySkribble]

*southern Lol, most of Americans don't sound like that.

[@gracemccartney1795]

@@Lexicon1020 i'm from tennessee. yes we do sound like that.

[@Bibblesupremacy1992]

@@gracemccartney1795 we don’t ALL sound like that. Only country folks like you guys do

[@mike-mz6yz]

I dont think there is an American accent, I mean every state has its own accent, and most have multiple like a person from NYC doesnt sound like a person from buffalo and a person from Miami doesnt sound like a person from Jacksonville.

[@midnightwolf6411]

He looks like he's being possessed by a demon after drinking that sweetcorn one

[@user-jo3pt7ef7q]

midnightwolfgamer this made me lol

[@midnightwolf6411]

@@user-jo3pt7ef7q my comment made you laugh. That's a first

[@lucasinazumai9873]

When I saw that scene, I thought his chest was inflating. Much like James' inflatable you-know-what in Pokémon.

[@TheRaichuTrainer]

*Anti

[@kevbocometh]

That's definitely Evelyn running the camera, she bleedingly refuses to let the cat go out of the frame 🤣🤣🤣 Hi Beebee 😘

[@cloroxbleachultimate5659]

Someone make a compilation of Jack saying “y’all getcher’ fixins?”

[@ThatOregonGirl]

They did. This is it.

[@meganhope7953]

Clorox Bleach someone make a remix

[@cloroxbleachultimate5659]

Megan Hope can you send the link?

[@trippcampise4951]

ill drink you.

[@cloroxbleachultimate5659]

Tripp Campise that’s why I’m here good sir

[@moosechuckle4335]

Jack: Hey Dutch I got a plan...not to drink anymore of this Also Jack: Immediately takes another sip and cringes like the first time

[@moosechuckle4335]

@gremlinstdm gaming damn 174 now I was gonna put "nice" but I'm too late 5 people unlike this comment plz😄

[@Gfsgfhjbng]

Red dead two bru

[@moosechuckle4335]

@@Gfsgfhjbng Have some goddamn *FAITH*

[@reynaldofrancis8960]

I wish he made red dead redemption 2 a lets play,that would be cool

[@destinysace5365]

NOS thats how any plan with dutch goes

[@lowliferenegade2395]

"Oop that's not what chocolate taste" - jacksepticeye 2019

[@juniper_plant]

lmaoooo

[@karsonalban6599]

Normally I hate a shaky camera but it’s gives so much personality to ur vids