People Eat People

[@vap0r_g0es_up]

Jack : i don't speak German French people : TRIGGERED

[@SuperFoxGamingx]

Le Skill Caché Jack: I don’t speak German Duolingo bird: YOU MISSED YOUR GERMAN LESSON

[@rickharper4533]

Le Skill Caché germans aswell

[@saltierthanthesea]

I hear the duolingo bird coming closer, I fear for Jack

[@CocoAlvarez-dc5xb]

I dont speak german

[@TheGreatestRockEver]

C'est triste :(

[@kayceeschulz1427]

Jack: All you gotta do is scream the scare away! Me: *Screams at student loans*

[@mcmara]

This is so underrated.

[@deeznuts-rp2ms]

*laughs in finnish*

[@Mariewolf_94]

relatable

[@Sammm.xx2]

Cries in top of morning Laughs in Irish accent

[@soupfork7893]

*Moral of the story:* *When the demon screams at you...* *Scream back twice as hard*

[@cynthiawilson9913]

Amazing teachings of jacksepticeye

[@kenzies.9325]

Asta you little insect!!

[@ItsBarrVRC]

Well... your profile picture definitly does not beg to differ with that statement.

[@cannedair3357]

8:22

[@DiamondTheGamer]

Haha true asta btw love the name and pfp

[@Sh12pen]

"crows don't eat people. _People eat people_ " -jacksepticeye 2019

[@pariscarbo]

The tiny moment that gave this video the title

[@Rain-np7tk]

Memento mori

[@nixanu2515]

Game: **screeching** Jack: I CAN YELL TOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH And everyone's eardrums were killed

[@silverflashkid4572]

Nixuo _ Mayor Adam West: So it's a yelling contest you want, ok- AAAAAHHHH

[@tinnapay]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

[@Sam-ix8jy]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Sam-ix8jy]

@@silverflashkid4572 I have joined REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@generalirondick9549]

*ROARS LIKE A DRAGON AND THE N* FUCKIN NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ArkangelYT]

I feel like skelety was trying too hard to be a bendy spiritual sequel. The issue with this is that the game wasn't original, and didn't really know what it wanted to be. It struggled to build atmosphere, opting to jumpscare the player almost immediately. Also, it's setting in a literal "death park" made the horror feel too forced. Bendy being set in an abandoned animation studio made it feel creepy, but not such that it felt forced. Thanks for reading this review comment.

[@benob2554]

But you are nitpicking a bit too much

[@aldenb4932]

Ben OB not really, the game was bad

[@jaxryz_380]

Ben OB while it was definitely based off of bendy, I feel it wasn’t trying to be a spiritual sequel... although I agree with you on most of the other parts with it, not knowing what it wanted to be, you know?

[@ultraallrogers2189]

Archangel964 Reading this made my ego drop.

[@selkiefluff]

@@jaxryz_380 The intro of the game looks like the last boss in Bendy. The mascots look very similar and have names shortened in the same way. Despite having almost no dialogue or plot, it's "part 1". This is less original than any FNAF parody. This is a shitty bootleg ripoff.

[@desmondrowlandwoodall7694]

*Game character*: *Sean*: "I don't speak German" *Sean*: "French stuff just isn't scary alright" *Game character*: *Sean*: º0º

[@gachapastelstar3949]

GAME LOGIC

[@lanzch.9707]

Don't forget to take your french lessons. Or you should see your family! -Duolingo

[@justsomeone6946]

Times where you are part French but yet you don’t know the fuck there saying... good times ( sarcasm ) same with almost everyone with there part something yet they don’t know the language of what they are... still good times... ( I’m just going leave due to this stupid comment )

[@starxsoulwings9379]

Timestamp?

[@garrettdrury5740]

William Cason 3:08

[@NA-ct1vi]

Jack: French isn't scary Less than 5 seconds later Jack: OHHHKAYYY...

[@TarynBeeswax]

Jack: "French isn't scary" Game: Pardon?

[@user-dx7ps9xs4p]

Jack: I don't speak German. Duolingo Bird: *Beg for your life in Spanish.*

[@funtimefoxyx3379]

LMAO Holy fuck thats funny!

[@thecarlosvids5702]

fgteev abc

[@death_paint]

*screams in French*

[@amarlynk1782]

*depressed in Polish*

[@naelie2288]

Dying in Korean

[@orangecitrus9454]

Jack not swearing excels my discomfort levels, screw 2019 KZbin.

[@athenalillylove3952]

I know right... we need that jack back

[@_anyways.edits_3431]

Ikr

[@beastypines803]

:C I know.

[@whizarmstrong1716]

"I can scream too AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" -jacksepticeye 2019

[@aaaaaaaa5523]

“We’re Free” -The Slaves 1865

[@trishlee5209]

Sean: I don't speak German *HENRIK SHNEEPLSTEIN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@panvids]

"French stuff just isn't scary" **Immediately Gets Spooked**

[@TheOneTheOnleh]

U spotted it too? 😂

[@mimimorea2455]

LOL

[@What____778]

i be french

[@anaalexandra9525]

Girl: *talking french* Jack:I don't speak german

[@bluefool4023]

Don't worry german France doesn't exist german France won't hurt you German France: *oui hanz*

[@bubblesbinxs024]

i think it was a boy talking 🤔🤔

[@anaalexandra9525]

@@bubblesbinxs024 you can't really tell

[@mobslayer211]

BubblesBinxs ;0 lmao

[@ralseidafluffyboy131]

I think it was a boy

[@swapnilchoudhury1669]

"Jacksepticeye is so loud that even deaf people can hear him" -- Jacksepticeye 2019

[@kalacstar2945]

That's what the deaf person said

[@unicornlover1917]

I’m dead serious if your hating on jack I *WILL* report u Ok I’m not gonna threaten you but pls atleast *try* not to be mean to jack PLS

[@swapnilchoudhury1669]

@@unicornlover1917 wait what? does that sound like a hate comment to you? how? I have no reason to hate him. I just repeated the words said by him in the video.

[@Gladis-ko8qf]

Jack:*I don't speak german* Me: Yuh I dont speak croissant either.

[@ohyeahyeahyeahyeah9472]

*baguette

[@mxstr54]

Halt die Fresse

[@soupfork7893]

Croissant is French You mean you don't speak hitler

[@xavier9533]

@@soupfork7893 They spoke French in the game bruv

[@soupfork7893]

@@xavier9533 and he said german

[@GlitchtaleLover]

Jack: I don't speak German! Doulingo Bird: *You know what that means!*

[@vilet4607]

Lololol

[@natalyabishyk9163]

Beg for your life in german

[@Jabogool]

Doulingo bird gonna be extra angry cause it was French Probably

[@CrimsonCrowess]

@@Jabogool it was French. someone in Mark's comments translated what was said. that and Jack keeps saying it's French. German was just him making a joke.

[@lightbrownwolf7]

Lol xD

[@butterrflying]

Voice: il fait très sombre ici (=it's too dark in here) Jack: *I-AAM SORRYY HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT*

[@Brandon11746]

😂😂 lmao! pretty please teach me french? If you do this for me, i'll owe you a favor. Deal?

[@Brandon11746]

my Kik is Leonskennedyrpd

[@butterrflying]

@@Brandon11746 gladly 😂😂

[@IATEALLTHECHEESE]

Maybe you should translate for Sean XD

[@butterrflying]

@@ratsmeat yeah, i shouldn't have done that, my mind went to some awful places 😂

[@LMHYoutube]

"Jacksepticeye is so loud, deaf people can hear him!" Jack, 2019

[@tisanclaudiu5903]

Nah, I think he's just so loud that he makes ppl laugh, everytime I watch him... I mean his videos, I hav ta embrace myself for the screamies, y'know? I'm 14 and this is de-LOOOOUUUUDDD, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING--*static* KZbin: your video has been shut down for using inappropriate words, such as: bleeding. Me: Ooohh, go back to looking at the f's in chat man

[@jacquelinewright868]

Yes

[@Slimtailz]

Tesch Stephenn your comment was a clustertitties

[@sydneys2859]

I mean he's not wrong, I don't use captions on his videos 😂

[@mrkrakengod3235]

Subtitles: jack screams Deaf people: covers ears

[@nt.pandaman7614]

**jack swears** KZbin: you’re good ma dude **pewds swears** KZbin: THIS MAN IS THE ENEMY OF PEOPLE

[@kylerevans2114]

Or jacks accent is to strong that it can surpass youtube

[@real_legion_patriot]

OMG I AGREE SO MUCH!

[@noobsaregood1125]

@@kylerevans2114 XD yup youtube is too stupidest

[@noobsaregood1125]

@@TheNTDote just like you dumb

[@TarynBeeswax]

@@kylerevans2114 this man found the solution to the slur-detection algorithm, just speak like an irishman and you'll be dandy

[@micayla8799]

*Haven't seen any translations yet (?) so here's the list of french dialogue translated:* Ahh ma tête, où suis-je? --> Ahh my head, where am I? (1:41) Il fait très sombre ici --> It's really dark/shadowy in here (2:36) Oh, il faut que je l'retrouve à la mine (?) --> Oh, I have to go find it in the mine (5:52) C'était moins une --> That was a close call (7:06) Et c'est ouvert --> And it's open (7:37) Il faut que j'arrête de parler tout seul --> I have to stop talking to myself (7:56) Aidez-moi, s'il vous plaît... non! --> help me, please... no! (8:43) Hope this helps :^)

[@Daydreamer522]

Bless your soul for translating this

[@Tigerlillyd]

THANK YOU

[@katiet6569]

Wow! Thank you!

[@pickle_exists]

Thank👏 you👏

[@kia937]

Thank you 🎉

[@birdmeh1013]

Jack: don't you dare check the description! Me: *checks description*

[@julianrosati4749]

you should be on r/madlads!

[@pyrovita1607]

*I'm watching you* That's would I be expecting if Antisepticeye would be there.

[@eyesandhands1986]

So that’s how you get people to check the description!

[@pyrovita1607]

@@eyesandhands1986 Clickbait 101

[@noahgrittani3451]

What an ABSOLUTE MADLAD

[@TBGCentral]

"je suis" "I dOn'T sPeAk GeRmAn!!!" "what's blue in french?...BLEGH?" jack is 1000% french, he is what the duolingo bird admires

[@DreamyFlowerz]

Yep, he's one of us now X'D

[@DA1BENZ700]

*_Rare footage of him drink something other than coke zero_* _same coke taste with zero of the sugar_

[@ninetiethhealer6163]

Now vanilla flavour

[@princessego5568]

Same sugar taste with zero of the coke

[@melikek5318]

now with added vanilla

[@hurculiesmuligan3055]

Now vanilla flavored

[@Kitten_SCK]

with just a hint of added vanilla.

[@Stelliinou]

French translations: 2:37 "it's very dark in here" 5:55 "you have to find..." I'm not sure what the last word is, sorry 7:39 "it's open" 7:57 "I have to stop talking to myself" 8:45 "they're going to suffer/suffocate! nooo!"

[@naomipalmer-aguirre8481]

Wow thank you

[@paulineb5617]

You are french ? I'm not alone ???

[@lenemy401]

At 5:55 it’s “ okay...I have to find another lever”

[@Stelliinou]

@@paulineb5617 : Not french, just been studying french 😄

[@albane218]

@@paulineb5617 nan t'es pas toute seule😂

[@openup.5975]

-*"im Jackcepticeye, im 14 and this is deep."* _-Jackcepticeye 2019_

[@preyscalling]

Wtf was my original thought but now im like go Jack go!!!!

[@classicgamer7247]

Wait is jack not like 23 or something

[@openup.5975]

@@classicgamer7247 its a quote from Jack in the video

[@classicgamer7247]

@@openup.5975 Ok

[@Rynothedino]

classic gamer nah he is quite clearly 14

[@confused_rat7224]

Jack: *trying to get coke sponsor* Ad on video: Pepsi vanilla and raspberry!

[@xiea1258]

I prefer Pepsi over coke

[@amyneel1981]

Drager Coke: slaps Pepsi out hand then gives you a coke

[@ethanm8756]

Oof

[@brianurieneedstocomeback5542]

5:30 that's offensive to deaf people, just wait until they hear about this.

[@fuckingusername7964]

Brian Urie Needs To Come Back...… But.... They Can't Hear So You'll Be Waiting For A While.

[@bootleg4637]

Made my day

[@itsjustkaela]

OMG XD

[@yourmompp3643]

AHAHAH😂😂

[@anothercreator7433]

FUCKINGPASSWORD Take those unnecessary capital letters back, you heathen.

[@Idonthateutoo]

Jack: Jackseptieye is so loud that deaf people can hear him Me: *HA! My parents heard that joke*

[@classicgamer7247]

F I'm so sorry for you

[@rubyscorpion5213]

Nooce

[@Kirill-rc5ng]

F, btw really if that's true that's really sad :(

[@LaoliFin]

I read this as he said it xfsrfsffgrfgddf xD

[@LichlordKazam]

Damn! Fuck me backwards and call me ragnar!

[@booga9584]

A game louder than jack. This is going to be interesting.

[@cookiedough2535]

but then it wasn't

[@Static3649]

When something is louder than Jack, it triggers his self defense mechanisms, causing his lungs and trachea to expand, and his voice reaches record breaking noise levels

[@jetpackblues9193]

" I don't speak German" Well I do speak German and I didn't understand what the kid said either.

[@chrissiiii20]

🙄 that is a joke

[@insanebutterfly3439]

It was french.

[@tiernanburns8833]

@@marcinski3387 I'm confused why did that make u so angry

[@chrissiiii20]

@@marcinski3387 he knew it was french

[@jacksepticeye]

Because it's not German

[@sparrowflyaway]

"Anti-spook Septic Juice" My brain legitimately thought you were talking about Anti for a second there.

[@finley6161]

Jack thinks the game is loud. Finally, he gets a taste of his own medicine.

[@eliijahjames]

Everytime I watch a JackSepticEye video my cat gets super excited when she hears his voice and comes running over and sits down next to me and listens to his voice. Why you ask? Well... I'm not quite sure myself, but if I find out I will be sure to let y'all know! 😂 Edit: Wow thanks for the likes!!

[@andreah9587]

Ana B. Not even cats are exempt from Sean’s Irish charm 😉 lol

[@evalig871]

Lexy Smalling iam dissapoint

[@bluelfsuma]

That's adorable.

[@crusader2718]

You adopted jacks cat

[@eliijahjames]

@@crusader2718 maybe I did...I did get her from a shelter...🤔🤔🤔

[@lanishfishonadishwhocantsp1353]

“It’s a lot less scary when it is in French” 2 seconds later “Oohhhhh....okay”

[@killerkittentwo527]

I was gonna like this comment, but then I seen it was 69 and I would have ruined it making it 70... But I like the comment anyhow!

[@shyne1431]

Im so happy Jack hasn't changed the intro and he hasn't changed at all since the last time i visited his channel 4 years ago :) oh whale time to catch up with everything i missed in those years!

[@MrsAddictedsoul]

Oh man, you did miss out A LOT. And first thing's first: it's not his regular intro anymore. Sorry)

[@alisonwieburg6218]

2:37 "it's very dark in here" 5:55 "you have to find..." Last Word is inaudible for me to translate 7:39 "it's open" 7:57 "I have to stop talking to myself" 8:45 "they're going to suffer, nooo!" Honestly it's kind of funny watching you think of the words sean 😂

[@pie9587]

The last word i think is l’huile (the oil)

[@Edith_the_Lesbian]

Where did jack's intro go?

[@laurine8429]

At 5:55 the last words are "un levier", which means a lever ;)

[@hachii7144]

Jack: “je suis....I don’t speak German” Me being French: *screaming intensifies*

[@afloatjokergaming503]

Exactly, I take french and I heard that and I was bothered so much😂

[@lydiagalantmotherf]

Me being German: "One of your egos is literally a German... And how the f*ck was "je suis" German?!?"

[@dahlsie]

@@Luc1678 lmao sure

[@fudgecake4633]

Me learning french: *more screaming*

[@c.h.r.7759]

Screaming in French intensifies*

[@teddiebear834]

Hey look, it's *INKY AND THE BEND MACHINE*

[@katiegagne1763]

ahh yes. my favorite video game. introduced by merkipler *"InKy AnD tHe BeNd MaChInE"*

[@Yes-di2ln]

XD

[@wingfighter4617]

Not to be confused with "Bendy and the Ink Machine". That bullshit copy.

[@snowdragon0638]

XD

[@teddiebear834]

@Aesir God wtf

[@deadend_whittaker]

As once said by sweeny todd " Its man devouring man, my dear"

[@samuelfrancis396]

-And who are we to deny it in here.-

[@leahsutherland1664]

What is that? *it's priest*

[@SupernaturalTessa]

@@leahsutherland1664 Have a little priest

[@SupernaturalTessa]

Shepherds pie peppered with actual shephard on top

[@SupernaturalTessa]

@Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe I know, lol. That line is my favourite.

[@ahmedsoliman3517]

Jack: what have we learned today Me: when dad comes to hug you. You better run as Jack did 6:54

[@rivettcerulli3638]

That's actually what I did when my dad was angry

[@aimen5804]

Wahahahahahahaha * wheeze * ... *that's rude* 😅

[@CraftyMaelyss]

1:55 I was working in blender on a model. "Last time something was this intense, I went camping!" When I heard that pun, I stopped and gave Jack a stare and he reacted appropriately.

[@allukyya]

I didn't get it... ;-;

[@CraftyMaelyss]

@@allukyya I have these videos playing in the background while I work, so I wasn't *watching* it but that pun was so bad, it caught my attention and stopped me from working, giving Jack a 'are you serious?' look, and his reaction is as if he saw my expression.

[@gothworm]

Where can you find Blender 3D? I have been looking for it everywhere.

[@Ashley-po3zm]

Yeehaw Horres in tents..

[@deivisnx]

Jackspookdick juice

[@theprogamereins8554]

*character thing speaks french* Jack- "I DONT SPEAK GERMAN" lmfao

[@SultanFriendlyGuest]

I died

[@henryhoorray]

German sounds far more aggressiveXD (I'm german... and french makes me aggressiveXDD) French sounds like you offer someone a nice baguette all the time even though you insult them (for me)

[@ertalex9564]

It's because you hear french from france I assure you that french from anywhere else insults do sound agressive

[@henryhoorray]

@@ertalex9564 if you say soXD I don't like french in general but that's a personal matter

[@theprogamereins8554]

@@henryhoorray Im also german haha

[@12345maryrocks]

Lol Jack: (at the top of his lungs) “AHHHHHH AHHHHH” Add pops on: (in very calm voice) “so sitting comfortably...” jack: “AHHHHH, see all you have to do is scream the demon away” Lol I love add placement 😂

[@KateCantDraw]

I got a horror movie ad

[@deeznuts-rp2ms]

*ad

[@coramorgan406]

Headspace 🥰🤣

[@benteuijtdebroeks3195]

I got an ad on the exact same moment

[@trynafindRocky]

Its ADvertisement not ADDvertisement

[@xolemonn8099]

"Its a lot less scary when you realize its in french"

[@n.goul.216]

Jack : Anything in french is just NOT scary *3 seconds later* Jack : AAAAAAAH ! MON DIEU!

[@zodiacv4590]

Jack: I CAN SCREAM TOO YA KNOW! AHHHHHH- Ad: If you’re looking to have a baby Me:*Viewer.exe has stopped working*

[@Theviciousone]

The dad joke is on you Jack I was *wEaRiNg HeAdPhOnEs*

[@akazahakuji7373]

My EaRs

[@eveliafernandez2305]

I didn't get the joke....

[@NikkisorousRex]

"The last time I did anything this intense, I went camping" *instantly tabs out of the video (mostly because jumpscare horror is not my favorite)*

[@evans3636]

Friend: hey, why are you always watching that dude, what's so great about him? isn't he just like any other YTber out there? ME: 5:35

[@soupfork7893]

Jack: *I DON'T SPEAK CROSSOINT*

[@earthisnotflatunderstand2894]

Ur profile pic matches the comment

[@stringybox8596]

Meh idk not enough screaming haha

[@dr.schyzo3629]

its even funnier when i picture jack mispelling “croissant” like u did 😂

[@siadubey]

@@dr.schyzo3629 lmao

[@soupfork7893]

@@dr.schyzo3629 *fuk...*

[@KrystalKat1244]

“Daisy your farm is not that hard.......but I am” 😏 -Jacksepticeye 2019

[@randomguypostanimeupdates6703]

The very unique quote and catchphrase a

[@annebee4577]

Best part of the video: *game screams* *Jack screams back at the game* *ad pops up* *it's an ad for yt channel called Two Louder TV*

[@frogqueen7176]

Angel Productions I GOT THAT AD TOO OMG

[@bloodyfist2309]

Mine was a condom ad

[@WillPlaysGames1993]

*has youtube premium so no ads for me*

[@gmrgamingrm]

I got an anti-dip ad...

[@d33alpha38]

1:55 yes jack my dad did walk by when you said that 1. yes he did chuckle at it 2. HOW THE CRAP DID YOU KNOW HE WALKED BY

[@darthlily7138]

He's Jack, that's why. Did you expect any less?

[@jellymemes5642]

Jack:You know it's not scary because its french The game:boo Jack:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHH!

[@Officially_Terrified]

Game character: ~Speaks French~ Jack: "Sorry I don't speak French" Jack: "French games aren't that scary" Jack: Gets scared 0_0

[@happythought4632]

He said "i dont speek german"

[@Officially_Terrified]

@@happythought4632 oh . . . I'm sorry =w=;;;; thanks for the correction

[@happythought4632]

@@Officially_Terrified its alright dont worry ^w^

[@diosdehuecomundo]

I love Robin's editing. "Did it pop up on screen? ... No? ... *ROBIN ! ! ! !* "

[@Steven-bf2wv]

wait... like robin from human fall flat?

[@ThGtKpr]

Tyrone Smith Robin is Sean’s editor

[@Steven-bf2wv]

@@ThGtKpr but i mean is that the same one from human fall flat and other game series

[@Steven-bf2wv]

that actually played

[@BunnyBabyForDaddy]

idk wut to write so heres a recipe Butterscotch Cookies 3/4 cup unsalted butter (softened) 3/4 cup brown sugar 3/4 cup granulated sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 large eggs 2 1/2 cups all purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 11 ounces butterscotch chips Cream together butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar until smooth about 3-4 minutes. Add the vanilla extract. Then add one egg at a time, mixing until combined between adding them. In a measuring cup combine flour, baking soda, and salt. With the mixer running on low slowly add the flour. Mix until just combined. Then add butterscotch chips and mix until evenly distributed. Chill dough for 20 minutes in the freezer or for 40 minutes in the fridge. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Use a tablespoon-sized cookie scoop to drop balls of dough onto a cookie sheet covered with parchment paper and bake for 10-12 minutes until edges are just lightly golden and the middle looks slightly uncooked. Let cool on the cookie sheet for 5 minutes then transfer with a cookie spatula to a cooling rack and let cool completely.

[@superneptune380]

Flash Lightning thank you now I will eat my cookie that feels lik human skin and has red drink it it and not a humans body

[@melo2kyt186]

Flash Lightning Thansk for this

[@geoisacat]

This recipe looks good! I will definitely be making these!

[@nebula4693]

Really needed this. Thanks bud.

[@patchwork2239]

MAKENNA KOWAL ngl im so trying this lmao

[@venom1551]

No one: J.K: jacksepticeye had intense sexual relationship with people eating people

[@wahlawigi9572]

@@catgod4433 *keemstar intensifies*

[@Sh12pen]

Jack: "am I making progress or is progress making me?" Also Séan: "I'm 14 and this is deep"

[@todorokishoto3509]

"it's scary I don't like it, *DAD* ?" ~ Jacksepticeye 2019

[@ahrima]

Something in the game (I haven’t watched too far): *Speaks French words* Jack: Um, how DARE you speak to my mother like that?

[@Rossbrian1]

I think you're better off asking Mt.Dew for a sponsorship and they can sell "GREEN SEPTIC JUICE"

[@rogejmnz3039]

Where can I get this Septic Juice?

[@jupitersringsss]

10:37 * Sèan-Crows don't eat people. Sèan - PEOPLE EAT PEOPLE

[@josephclark4649]

THE FADA IS OVER THE a

[@OverTheEclipse]

And he said that KZbin could never take away his swearing😁

[@raychell9369]

nobody: jack: *DO YOU HAVE NINETY MINUTES*

[@titaniumviper9745]

I do

[@theshyguy1580]

"Hi, I'm Jacksepticeye and I'm fourteen and this is deep." Jacksepticeye - 2019

[@jae7145]

Sean: You can't swear in KZbin 2019 anymore! But swears in every video....

[@gh0st878]

Life choices. Stupid KZbin 2019

[@aoelp]

1:40 Voice ingame: **mumbles French** Jack: I don't speak German. Me (native German with some French at school): I don't think that is German. *Later realized he was trolling for sure*... 😄

[@jones-wq1de]

Same 😅

[@babytokinewsd9482]

*reads title* OMG ITS TURTLE ANTI THANOS!!! THANTI MAH BOI

[@playtime-dj7zg]

Hahahahha!!!

[@stefanimcloughlin2841]

lol

[@babytokinewsd9482]

@@playtime-dj7zg lol no problem

[@Pessimistic-zf4ep]

I miss old KZbin where jackaboy could do whatever he wanted.

[@placyd]

same...

[@Mrtacothethirrd]

I just noticed that jack has a cute little ponytail in his hair

[@bonnisaurus]

I was staring at it the entire video... On the inside, though, I was basically the hysterically laughing SpongeBob meme.

[@finbarrdarcy5929]

Me: *Sees Title* Brain (History Addict): Say it. Me: No. Brain: Say it. Me: Siege of Leningrad Intensifies.

[@mekhane.broken9678]

Ha nice

[@the_keyser7539]

Genius

[@nono7120]

*_Epic_*

[@Kaihearts1]

I love u

[@rizsley]

*"underrated comment.."* *nvm..*

[@DeathWish92]

"People eat people" Yes Jack, they do. So don't stop uploading, because I'll eat YOU!!!

[@OccultistOfTheBloodMoon]

Vore

[@wonderwaffle4137]

Jesus kid calm down you're 13

[@DeathWish92]

@@wonderwaffle4137 who's 13? I hope you don't mean me haha

[@justsomeonenon-existent3581]

I'll eat some spaghetti

[@bludpnk]

Whoa dude 😲😮

[@kodiakmusic865]

Hearing jack say “dang game” makes me so sad. Anyone else miss jack swearing?

[@AisSuper]

YES IT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MADE HIM THE IRISH KZbinR BOY HE USE TO BE

[@joannawiggins1507]

Yes

[@mikayatayor3969]

*JackSpeticEye is so loud even deaf people can hear him* - Jack, 2019

[@iemandniemand5227]

jack : parc spelled with the c that's how you know it is european More than 80% of Europe : has left the chat

[@thelastsamurai8222]

*brexit intensifies*

[@jaackaboytheiii1107]

The Last Samurai lmao

[@zeleniatdq]

I was like “What are u saying about me?! hUH?” I can spell Park right! I can spell things correctly..! I am offended but Jack’s too cute so I can’t be mad xD

[@cheapcheese.]

Brexit isn't too bad

[@Voluse]

The lights suddenly went out that's how you know you're in Eastern Europe.

[@pamwhite9714]

Sean: *says French words* "I don't speak GERMAN!!!!" Me: *dies from lack of breathing* 😂😂😂😂

[@nutsy6333]

The title made me hungry... I don’t think I’m okay...

[@MrInvaderOhYeah]

Nutsy you might like Vore now...

[@urischic1668]

Nutsy Frrr

[@creativetings280]

Nasty

[@xxlonley_dudexx8084]

You experienced it to?!

[@stefanimcloughlin2841]

@Nutsy THAT IS NOT OKAY

[@Mellonychan]

everyone: *not paying attention to the toothpaste on Jack's shirt* Jack: *points out toothpaste*

[@autisticgamer24]

Sean: French games aren't that scary... Me: I saw that coming a mile away.

[@scoldexperiment1554]

Jeez, my games are really bad compared to yours...

[@autisticgamer24]

@@scoldexperiment1554 like they're classified in the negative Zone? Lol

[@moonlit_inflorescence2576]

Poor Jack.. he's mispronounced *Inky and the B e n d M a c h i n e*

[@anxlytra]

YES!! 😂😂😂

[@itsthequenchiest5072]

Sure thing. Whatever the hell Bendy and the ink machine is, sounds dumb as fuck

[@zohamashhood1674]

True true

[@shocko77]

No it's binky and the iend machine

[@Daniel6wapo]

@Calicipper *beeeeeeeeeeep*

[@mmc6521]

I read the title as: People meet people But no.... *_I was very wrong_*

[@blobvisfan666]

This is the internet so it indeed is very wrong.

[@mrkrakengod3235]

@@blobvisfan666 Everything is wrong when your inside the hell that is the internet

[@krustybooper7301]

I read it as that too

[@j.p.animates7]

"French stuff just isn't scary" As a French speaker, I can confirm 100% accurate lol

[@nelinkcost9641]

Tu n'es pas natif.

[@j.p.animates7]

@@nelinkcost9641 pas de le France, mais je suis tout de même née dans une région où la langue principale est le français

[@kiwitheninetailedkitsunepl8870]

Jack: 1:59 Me: I don't get it... Also me: **gigels**

[@PoisonedRedBerry]

"last time something was this intense (in tents)... I went camping!

[@TheKJT]

JACK: THE LAST TIME SOMETHING WAS THIS INTENSE I WENT CAMPING MY DAD PASSING BY: HA THAT WAS FUNNY

[@Uno848]

Kendrick Torres I still don’t get this joke nor does my dad 😂

[@MiraPacku]

I don't get it x.x I'm not a dad

[@antoinettei1094]

Its intense like in tents and when you go camping you usually are in a tent

[@aydenpuckett1927]

I read this the exact second he said this

[@MiraPacku]

@@antoinettei1094 I would be more like: "the last time I was that intent on doing something I was camping" but thank you for the explanation

[@K_Best]

You just need to scream back at whatever screams at you? And also oh my god his tiny ponytail at 9:35

[@sydney2522]

The joke in the beginning made my dad come back from the store after 15 years. Thank you so much Jack I am forever grateful

[@tired8150]

3:10 "French stuff just isn't scary" 5 seconds later Scared "eeehhhhhh"

[@bananabread580]

Jack:You have to keep it pc and clean! Me:What did you say

[@airalinmae2263]

I honestly picture you looking like your photo while saying that

[@mannequinman290]

JACK HAS BEEN INFILTRATED!

[@AbBeiBei526]

My new insult: "overgrown Cabbage Patch kid" 😂😂

[@cheesecrisis]

2019- youtube bans swearing, people are addicted to food, and jack is referring to himself in the 3rd person.

[@evelynt9582]

So basically the world is ending LMAO

[@cheesecrisis]

@@evelynt9582 definitely XD

[@cillirpepper6454]

*CANNIBALISM* *Jack is acting darker than usual...*

[@CrescentPaws5000]

Ciller StuffedPeppers UNIT I SMELL WITH WOLFO NOSE

[@mystyjosh]

𝚒’𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 5 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎. 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 “ 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 “ 𝚜𝚘 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚛 , 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝

[@lovely_reads_2898]

Hey this feels like something anti will show up in

[@gaydummy2845]

@@lovely_reads_2898 Anti is starting to slide into DMs again.

[@gummy8691]

I SMELL ANTIIIII

[@NostalgiaMan]

Soylent Green is People...IT'S PEOPLE!!!

[@ReaverofSouls-5280]

But Soylent Green is delicious

[@mccannanimations2706]

Sup dude

[@Astra_Koi]

"I don't speak German" *5 minutes later* "I don't speak French" Make up your mind Jack, is it French or is it German...

[@anubs1786]

Seb la frite !

[@allbloo3807]

And im pretty sure the actual language is Italian😂😂

[@nevik2950]

I know a little german.

[@juuzousuzuya9394]

probably both

[@authenticautistic2151]

Watch it be Gaelic.

[@blackoutblvd]

no one: literally nobody: Jack: *iT's tOoThPaStE oKaY*

[@cherry_reaper]

Jackaboy seems happier recently. If he isn't, I hope he puts his happiness and wellbeing before his subs

[@kleozane2781]

MoonlightFox he has always expressed his feelings

[@sherlockholmes6346]

It's because he has Gabs now and she's making him a happy bean

[@ariskinner5802]

Skippie Tv gabs? Who is this?

[@ariskinner5802]

Phanified awwww I will! I’m so happy for him.

[@maro9332]

Gamer Girl Gabs for the win!

[@ohexenwahno5652]

"It's really dark in here" "DON'T SPEAK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THIS!!"

[@mad_jelly]

STOP liking your comment \o/ Hexenwahn \o/

[@dakotahilburn2655]

Thank you for the flash warning! As someone with Epilepsy, I appreciate this GREATLY! 💜

[@akazahakuji7373]

Are you ok? I hope so.

[@joly7412]

His giggle at 4:41 is everything My heart is melting!!!

[@Brandon11746]

lol u sound like my ex, she loved my chuckles/giggles.

[@jashanpreetjassal5202]

@@Brandon11746 does she still love them?