FIX YOUR TWITTER BIOS 9

[@SirPablito]

Fun Fact: Skittles actually changed their Twitter bio

[@Dramagoldie]

Tbh mad respect for that

[@michellebailey6216]

to the one he made?

[@echidna8857]

Holy shit

[@bobgob8941]

@@michellebailey6216 yep

[@nib1448]

@@michellebailey6216 they unironically retweeted his video and changed it to the one he made I’m not joking

[@greenfeather3286]

the fact that Skittles *actually* changed their bio to Jack's is beyond joy

[@asheep7797]

Meow?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@thejoabear]

It’s beautiful.

[@yvngxshady]

@@asheep7797 AHHHHH

[@stepladder3257]

Pog admin

[@Croatilillious]

Jack please I'm so confused you're wearing the blue shirt but you answered no questions my mind has melted and my heart has broken.

[@killerhamster0013]

I just kinda wanted to be a non bot reply and say I thought your comment was funny and made me exhale through my nostrils.

[@AthenaPOfficial]

I forgot I submitted to this yiay so when I heard “ATHENA P!!!!!” I nearly shit myself- glad you fixed Lil Nas X’s bio. I want him to change it to that as soon as humanly possible

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Cool!;

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Where have you been featured before

[@denissel4727]

BAHHAA

[@whatsthatcheesecalledagain]

sometimes i forget your not youtube famous. WHOOPS *spills white privilege*

[@kgbofficer5629]

OMG it's Athena

[@alexanderthegreat1270]

Jacksfilms doesn’t like dings, he prefers slide whistles

[@iampotsataja]

I'd give a cinemasins vid a go if they traded dings for slide whistles

[@syweb2]

@@iampotsataja They're still _unbearably_ pretentious, though.

[@iampotsataja]

@@syweb2 well I did say I'd give it a go, not necessarily like

[@killerhamster0013]

@@syweb2 Not really a cinemasins fan, but isn't that the point of the channel?

[@matheussanthiago9685]

@@killerhamster0013 for some ppl self-awareness does not matter

[@platonymous_]

I like how this series has turned into jack just insulting every bio, and occasionally rapping.

[@BinglesP]

Implying it ever wasn’t

[@EchoLocoCJ]

I love it

[@christiansborledegg]

hes alexander hamilton ofc he raps

[@toganium4175]

Jack hasn’t thought about Cheezits since the beginning of his YT career.

[@ihavenolife1254]

I forgot about toga but here we are

[@jakobr_]

Maybe Cheezits are the reason I haven’t gotten anywhere in life yet.

[@bwill325]

***X-Files theme music***

[@Jackpauler4lyfe]

Forgetting cheez-its was the downfall of his career

[@eli.purdyflacks]

His white career?

[@FFVII95]

Been another 2 years. Time for a new one.

[@AV_Action]

I find it hilarious that Potus is married to Flotus, I know they're acronyms, but it's better to think of them as just names

[@Semudara]

[scene: White House, daytime] Flotus: "Potus!! Mr. Potus President, you get your butt in here!"

[@the1exnay]

Seeing that made me wonder: does that Twitter account get transferred whenever a new president gets elected?

[@Semudara]

@@the1exnay That's my understanding, yes! Same with the other official White House accounts.

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

Two greek dudes married to each other

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

@@the1exnay do previous presidents just delete their tweets before leaving or is it just.. there?

[@tatemccardle7443]

Skittles actually did it. Jack, you have too much power. More.

[@demothiguillermo2059]

It's not just Jack, Skittles asked their followers if they wanted pog in the bio that's why it was there, Skittles just does what their community wants.

[@bobjenz]

Fix my heart Jack

[@MrCommentGod]

@ТоmmyGaming 🅥 no

[@yoavgoldberg4599]

Investing in this comment at 1 like, predicted. 1.2k

[@garorade]

nah

[@PuhlReshaped]

Prediction: 1 day, 2.3k likes.

[@milktea6676]

I’m so sorry But no

[@michaeldowdney3887]

Johns old man ears can’t handle the CinemaSins ding, how adorable

[@myiqis395]

kirdby

[@Dahve99]

I imagined you said that in Peter griffins voice

[@ljr6490]

"ding too loud" trope

[@Disbanded9998]

​@@myiqis395 kirdby

[@koopagon]

Jack is the only man sweating ONTOP his shoulders.

[@AlexGuy793]

its just the light reflecting off the top

[@salmonellq2981]

he's having an affair with a touchy feely ice ghost

[@Felixuwuowo]

holy fuck this comment is incredible

[@goopfella1385]

@Lessie。 um no thank you im waiting until marriage :sunglasses:

[@DiscontinuedChannelProbably]

@Lessie ratio

[@bruhdog1406]

"Phoenix writes:" nope, don't say another word. You've gotten me entertained, I don't need to see the rest of the video.

[@superswiftpics]

Amazon should make bezos pesos the official currency on their website.

[@PaintSplashProductions]

The Bo Burnham song? Definitely

[@ClassicaI]

Like the old Wii Shop currency

[@puhteeah4876]

maybe in Mexico

[@superswiftpics]

@Lessie。 Let's go! First response is a russian spam bot!

[@buttersofi]

@@superswiftpics i wonder if reporting even does anything 😔

[@TBD901]

the fact that jack doesn't like weird al pisses me off. he is the platonic ideal of the millennial

[@bellacrider4299]

“I hate the way Elmo talks!,!!” That’s some fighting words from someone who said Me Me Big Boy for an entire year

[@controlcore1]

TRUUUUUUE

[@Partiallygore]

Me Me Big Boy

[@tffbwd1]

Me Me Big Boy

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

me me biiiiig boy

[@frallbobroggins4005]

Me me big boy

[@robertmullis8799]

“I’m not inclined to resign to maturity” Psych reference?🤨

[@melonhead8760]

Literally immediately went to the comments to find someone who noticed lol

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

@@melonhead8760 Same! XD

[@gustavoroman2214]

I wasn't expecting Jack's rapping to be so good, he seriously has improved so much lol

[@adewalo]

Not to be confused with rapping with one p

[@Funymoney010]

Uhhhh actually raping* chek ur speling 😎

[@phillythecheesesteak2492]

@@Funymoney010 no it's wrapping shaking my smh

[@porcelina5834]

@@phillythecheesesteak2492 No its actualjy flapping sir 🥴😎

[@kjh1678]

he's always been this fire, wat u talkin bout

[@tempestuous2468]

10:57 I’m going to have to change that to, *Elmo doesn’t care who you are, you all taste the same*

[@therealkarlmarx1818]

*ono* true though

[@suckamanssomething]

vaguely sexual

[@alexhirsch5738]

"Can't imagine what Elmo would be like in a twitter fight" Oh we were one Big Bird away from the gift of prophecy right there.

[@JeffreyVee]

@Lessie。 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@tempestuous2468]

😂 what now

[@mmie_ssn]

oh yes

[@FirstSpeaker]

Jessica, he loves you. The thing between him and Jack, it's just for the art. The jacksfilms fill a peculiar void in his psyche, but you fill and overfill a part of his heart and mind he didn't even realize needed to be filled. You are his world, Jessica. Please give him another chance. #ThroatGoat

[@mickhowie3012]

tf?

[@frankjohnson123]

smh at these people who didn't read the visual gag

[@spleed7180]

How hasn't Jack been on Epic Rap Battles of History yet??

[@TheAirBear2000]

He's gotta be Alexander Hamilton. I won't accept anything else.

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

@@TheAirBear2000 YESSS!!! yes omg

[@solidclaw6901]

@Lessie。 Silence porn bot

[@EPrimeify]

@@TheAirBear2000 EpicLLOYD already did Hamilton in a non-ERB related rap battle.

[@tsriketwm7274]

He has. It’s called dubstep solves everything 3

[@peterpike]

Jack: "I haven't thought about Cheez-Its in like 15 years!" Me: * eating Cheez-Its * Yeah, me too.

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

The “shady link” at 2:16 just takes you to the Squid Game English dub

[@John_C_J]

Thought it was a Rick roll when it redirected to KZbin... Oh well.

[@alanjames403]

You're doing the lord's work

[@KingOfGaymes]

That is very shady

[@trainwreckgaming1120]

no, i hate it

[@moelester7527]

Unfortunately the video got deleted.

[@bruhdog1406]

Jacksfilms doesn’t like dings, he prefers slide whistles

[@IIzachBuilds]

he doesn't like dings but he sure loves dongs 😉

[@LostEngineProductions]

To be fair, the reason skittles added pog to their description is because they asked people if they wanted it.

[@KingOfGaymes]

No excuses

[@LostEngineProductions]

@Meevi❤ shut

[@sonikku956]

@Meevi❤ I SAID No.

[@dfgfdgdfgfdg2902]

they changed it to the one in the video now

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

@@dfgfdgdfgfdg2902 Still is, it's beautiful.

[@DewDewMegaDeeDee]

Jack's Bezos bars were actually quite banging I'm wishing it were longer, it kinda left me hanging Then Geese are Godless came in with promise Reminded me of a time when rhymes were lawless Intricate flow, the timing, flawless Jack, my boy, I really hope you saw this And remember, kids, YIAY The Board Game will cure your baldness! (Not Really Though)

[@VinMeasles]

Indeed, his rhymes were fire as hell A true sorcerer, it was almost like he was casting a spell Perhaps I’m wrong Maybe he didn’t write this song Maybe this rhyme was written by his dog Wouldn’t be surprised, Jack’s dumber than Donkey Kong Question is, which to canine is to praise? Chipwhich, or Klondike, or maybe Sundae?

[@dee_vida]

Jack: "...and shady link" Erik: smiling in teacher

[@doktormabuse7329]

@Lessie。 thats bad etiquette, lessie.

[@jakeb4962]

@@doktormabuse7329 she included a shady link and multiple languages, gotta give her a couple points for that

[@SirCommoner]

Yeah I was expecting him to say "aaaand send" and press enter

[@GhostECM]

Yes thought of that immediately when he said it

[@GhostECM]

@@doktormabuse7329 yeah, and wtf does "life is like a beautiful melody, only the songs are messed up" even mean?

[@bruhdog1406]

“I hate the way Elmo talks!,!!” That’s some fighting words from someone who said Me Me Big Boy for an entire year

[@sannahbouzeghoub3871]

And those are some fighting words from someone who physically can't produce original comments

[@totoafrica3810]

I wonder if any brands intentionally make their bios crap whenever Jack announces he's doing another one of these YIAYs

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

The bots are ruining KZbin

[@hgu]

well maybe trident gum or coolmath games they are pretty up to date on trends but idk about any others

[@liketocodev]

ah yes, bots in their natural habitat

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@liketocodev yeah lol

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@liketocodev yeah lol

[@tiktak6839]

5:49 it took me forever to read what the dog barked at Jack but it was worth it

[@a.stranger89898]

You need more credit bro thank you for helping us all with the text

[@tsriketwm7274]

Love how this was the most watched period of the video

[@christianthefool8250]

“Yo, who was the main character in that one DS game about lawyers?” 0:18

[@Someone_adachi]

I think he's named "Strix Wrong"

[@StarPichu12]

that took me by surprised and I choked on my coffee good one XD

[@itsthemedian]

miles edgeworth

[@calculoopy]

Herr Forehead

[@starburst22]

Skittles actually changed their bio. The sceeencap of the bio and their tweet to Jacksfilms belongs in a museum

[@GeeGe.]

I love how Jon realizes and admits he's "an ass" only after dissing the faceless corporation. that should be the one moment in this video where it's most understandable to be an ass

[@GeeGe.]

@Cal Webster I would agree but I have a feeling your comment is dripping with sarcasm

[@samheard7849]

I think the "I'm an ass" was more motivated by dissing his wife than sorrow at Apple.

[@owenshirrell1150]

why in god’s name did you spell it like the guy from Garfield

[@GeeGe.]

@@owenshirrell1150 because that's who we're watching it's him JonSeries

[@samheard7849]

@@owenshirrell1150 Are they not the same person?

[@rickandmortyfan649]

7:57 the yiay board game account actually changed it

[@jjurc]

"free throat coat for the throat goats" - 47th president of the United States, Mr. Ye West

[@tempestuous2468]

13:11 ayo my boy, are you dissing weird Al?

[@heyitsevan758]

I want a full rap album from Jack.

[@BrideKllr]

@Meevi❤ they said, hey broski, got any heals and a shield pot?

[@alexacutioner610]

Fingers crossed for royalty free Christmas music 2021

[@MannyHaarp]

I would throw some money at that for sure.

[@Kelly_C]

7:18 the pain of getting on fix your bio and being contractually obligated to change your bio to this

[@Kelly_C]

edit: holy shit she really changed her bio

[@FlyingLine]

It feels so weird watching a scripted Jacksfilms video now, it's been so long man

[@reymax9053]

I don't think Jack understood the shook ones reference at 2:54

[@iwillsex]

Go easy on him. Hes like 90 years old

[@lumdylol]

the "shady link" is the squidgame english dub

[@disgusted7187]

Haha yeah

[@gabbyb9939]

Thank you for your service

[@picklerickshaw]

$20 says a bunch of these new comments are going to be about how it’s been 2 years

[@realsanmer]

I love how he stretches certain words at times "Foreeeever"

[@deannaparr9448]

hamilton

[@FrogSpatula42]

If nobody saw it, Klondike/ Sundae appeared for a single frame at 5:48 and said *"I think you should write a long-ass synopsis for this bio and give more work to your editors and less time for them to see their loved ones pls Jessica if you're reading this I'm sorry come back I love you"*

[@KingOfGaymes]

I love how in these vids Jack doesn’t even fix some of the bios he just makes them raps to show off

[@KingOfGaymes]

@Meevi❤ begone bot

[@MGH375]

i’m proud of you for finally coming out as gay, yugi

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@MGH375 Thank you for the support ✨🏳️‍🌈

[@loganrenfrow2544]

10:19 Grown man rants about a puppet on a kid's show for way too long

[@auferen]

I'm happy that not everything is blind, it let's jacksfilms write jokes and be 1000% better!

[@rocc9944]

@Lessie。 go away

[@DiscontinuedChannelProbably]

@Lessie ratio

[@thedetermined1]

It ain't a fix your bios video without a rap somewhere in there.

[@darken2185]

Glad to see you picked up Erik's "shady link" tactic. Splendid Etiquette, Mr Movies

[@pmjithink]

"textbook narcissist." love it

[@thevagabond3181]

These videos are an excuse for jack flex his bars.

[@amymitman173]

i can tell jack had a lot of fun going back to his roots making this, genuinely. so damn proud.

[@Seanderson3]

1:55 "I'm not inclined to resign to maturity" is literally a line from the opening theme from Psych it's also probably a real phrase that i just don't know about

[@JohnSmith-hp7ku]

As soon as I heard thats what I thought of

[@cooperschnurr2184]

No, it's gotta be a Psych reference

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

It's probably a Psych reference.

[@lucilliacrosszeria]

Love how hyped he got for a sec when Erin agreed with him 😂

[@tempestuous2468]

10:39 ayo my boy, are you insulting yoda?

[@laszlobenedek2710]

We need a full video of Elmo and Yoda talking.

[@equinoxxed_7502]

i died laughing

[@austencox5388]

Jack, this is a reminder to make fox your Twitter bios 10 in November because it will have been 2 years like you said. Thank you goodnight daddyo.

[@bl4life_]

Ah, if it isn't another video from my favourite KZbinr, Jonathan's motion pictures.

[@Dasty67]

It's been two years jack...

[@RuthlessDutchman]

8:07 I bet Jack's very proud of this

[@bobby_tablez]

I was slightly impressed actually

[@yemetrica]

its time twitter bio man

[@cupdog_spl]

I've been waiting for this- TURN THAT SHIT UP

[@tempestuous2468]

12:09 WHAT IS THAT PFP?

[@Digitalhunny]

Jack has just discovered _exactly_ how governments will communicate if they ever lose encryption capabilities. Cause ain't _nobody_ alive able listen to Elmo & Yoda converse! After 5 straight minutes they're screaming, "Kill me! Just fckin' kill me NOW!" 😂😂😂

[@jony4real]

They can use five-year-olds as their code breakers.

[@OjamaIndigo]

Comment: “fix this bio” Jack: “Impersonate Eminem? Don’t mind if I do!”

[@quiondasjj9293]

FINALLY!! My child was born between the last upload

[@j.l.starling8934]

Whenever he raps, I get a special feeling. It feels like a sneeze, but better

[@LimeSN]

5:28 can be taken out of context

[@mitchelleva]

1:23 ok but why is this fire tho

[@maruwapofilms815]

The Amazon rap is genuinely fire

[@Cybersword1910]

@Meevi❤ Your mother

[@bruhdog1406]

Do hallmark bingo, watch 5 random hallmark movies and each sheet has 9 random things that happen in most hallmark films, this way everyone's a winner!

[@SuperBuffalo007]

[Media] Bingo is amazing in general once you've familiarized yourself with the media in question I still need to set up a YIAY Bingo card for next episode

[@serbiancountryball3024]

Fix your Twitter bio's: *Exists* Twitter: *And i took that personally*

[@meganfaith4052]

Update on the Skittles Twitter bio: They tweeted at Jack and confirmed their sales went up 15 percent!

[@NoNTr1v1aL]

5:18 Spells Economics wrong. Even gods can bleed.

[@bruhdog1406]

8:07 I bet Jack's very proud of this

[@smileystopmotions7685]

i think the slap sound of that card hitting the hand is like kind of edited idk just a thought

[@Walt_Raleigh]

Hello, Mr Tour

[@mcmaker2033]

5:10 is actually really awesome. We need a full version

[@user-wg6xk3bf1e]

cant believe it’s been 2 years since he’s uploaded, either that or i’ve just been watching only his fix his bios.

[@casen_point2431]

As of 10/8/23 skittles bio is still that update: they changed it

[@מ.מ-ה9ד]

*10:31* Now someone must do a video of it.

[@GreebusBleeb]

The flash at 7:34 is just a closeup of Jack's creeper face turned sideways

[@verylostdoommarauder]

8:51 People in the Marvel community have been trying to tell people that for months and very few have listened.

[@therealkarlmarx1818]

They were wrong, though. Right? *Right?*

[@d.g.o4410]

I’m from the future and i still believed those rumors, seemed obvious at the time.

[@christiansborledegg]

andrew was the werewolf

[@HarrisonBorbarrison]

2:11 That link goes to this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3nOo52CZcygaa8 why?

[@shrimpedup]

I love how the shady link takes you straight to a fake squid game dub

[@BlueSkidoo13]

I can't go a day without someone reminding my I'm lack toes and toddler ants.

[@gnbman]

I didn't know how much I missed scripted YIAYs until now.

[@bruhdog1406]

Cooperate twitter bios are always very cringe, or very boring.

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

6:17 “Bolgoria” sounds a lot like “Bulgaria” and that’s a real place

[@Jamie-st6of]

i think the joke is it's 1 letter off of a real european country

[@Omar26011]

r/whoosh

[@Imprez2564]

Pretty sure Skittles bio was actually in relation to a Smash Ultimate pro player named "Skittles!" interacting with them on Twitter and they changed it, not kidding

[@RoseSRC]

A two year wait for such a marvelous return

[@bruhdog1406]

Jack hasn’t thought about Cheezits since the beginning of his YT career.

[@Dima_Sen_]

I like how Jack shows us this Twitter videos! It’s so entertaining 😀🍪

[@bruhdog1406]

Amazon should make bezos pesos the official currency on their website.

[@Sabagegah]

This video made me happy because it was funny and Jack is so sarcastic and humorous. It also made me sad because it reminded me Twitter exists.

[@scooterwearssocks]

For Fix your Bios 10 you should go back to everyone’s bios you’ve ever fixed and check up on them/fix them again

[@phoenixon3463]

I adore Erin randomly chiming in and jack responding so much. makes the video so much better ♥

[@rebelprincess1164]

Honestly, if you still have a Harry Potter Twitter banner, you deserve to be trolled.

[@chrish8111]

"Joe this is putting me to sleep" He says to someone already asleep