HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR FIRST SEMESTER OF COLLEGE

[@hannahstaudinger2791]

HI WOW CAN I JUST SAY TWO YOUNG MEN ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT CONSENT TO A LARGELY MALE AUDIENCE GENUINELY MADE MY DAY. WOW YALL ARE STARS. THANK YOU FOR BEING DECENT PEOPLE. ICONS. ALSO I LOVE UR VIDEOS

[@shanecleary9090]

Holy shit Brodie Smith used this exact comment

[@doublechocolatechipcookie7470]

We love all caps

[@jasperashton7955]

You say it as if most men don’t know what consent is

[@ethanwild3301]

*WOW TWO YOUNG WOMEN ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY...*

[@dadelinecaauwe8038]

“I wouldn’t say we.. thrived”

[@kadensiebert6088]

these dudes are 200% high

[@ranaweir2195]

baxter just gave solid relationship advice i actually needed to hear thnx buddy

[@chloemorycz6528]

Watching you two crack yourselves up is absolutely delightful

[@fh9996]

Jacks face while Baxter’s talking about long distance relationships is a mood

[@jazmintorres819]

I was on the fence about Boulder until I started watching y’all videos LMFAO see y’all next year 🤪

[@colleenhill4270]

Can Baxter show some of his swaggiest smoke tricks

[@darthtater6359]

whose mom are you

[@nuviagarcia5343]

awh no one said happy birthday in the comments SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

[@insertusernamehere5371]

You guys are genuinally funny. Keep up the great content!

[@mellowyellow1165]

I was brushing my teeth when they said to have 3 condoms on you but not on at the same time and to tell you I almost choked is an understatement

[@prinsess2001]

i’m going to boulder next year & honestly watching your videos & you guys cracking up makes me so excited to get a roommate & meet new people & friends

[@jacksweeney]

you’re gonna love it !!

[@anniiemariie2889]

seven pillars but hold up six fingers, makes sense

[@janessarobinson1188]

I swear Baxter makes that trig joke in almost every video, I laugh everytime😂 And 11:40 to 12:51 is literally the funniest thing ever I love it😂😂

[@jacksweeney]

hahahahaha we love that u love it

[@drlly6876]

C4 has actually a pretty low caffeine content for a pre workout! You could try ‘lit’ or ‘tier 1’ if y’all are tryna get mad jumpy

[@abc1234272001]

or jekyll and Hyde. that stuff makes me so jittery

[@spudsthedog6040]

1. How do you stay motivated in college? 2. Is everyone chill at CU cause they smoke weed or cause that’s just the way they are

[@jacksweeney]

as someone who has always hated school i might be a little biased but it’s definitely a challenge to stay motivated. the lectures can be super boring sometimes which is the worst lol. the best way to stay motivated in my opinion is to try to take as many classes that you’ll actually find interesting and go from there ! there are def a ton of stoners here but for the most part people are just chill because they’re chill😎

[@YesImStephanie]

but y’all. i like. actually have my heelys here on campus. deadass.

[@emmadeiana6358]

I just got into boulder! Hopefully I’ll see you around campus next year :) congrats on 1K btw!!

[@jacksweeney]

thank u!! 🤠🤠

[@boofenshmirtz.]

friends are bonded by juuls. baxter your girl is lucky to have you dude & that is the truth. "i hate this lighting" -jack "i like it it's v aesthetic, it's kind of romantic" -baxter love that. also if you could be any cartoon character who would you be?

[@jacksweeney]

i’d prolly be lightning mcqueen

[@boofenshmirtz.]

jack sweeney the best answer thank u

[@davidfields6657]

I came here for advice on how to not die during my first semester, I think I found something better.

[@loveya121000]

craziest college party storyyy ahaha

[@jacksweeney]

oooo i have some good ones

[@jacksweeney]

maybe i’ll make a separate vid about those though that would be lit

[@lizziewilde8088]

I go to CU and for some reason I’ve been getting a bunch of CU vlogger suggestions on YT lol. I’ve watched a handful but you’re the only channel I actually enjoy watching your vids are so well edited and always interesting!!!! if i ever see u on campus should i say hey??

[@jacksweeney]

yes!!! i love meeting u guys lol def say hi😊😊

[@sdhollems]

Wasn’t sure about going to Boulder until I started watching these videos. It makes me not so nervous about graduating in a few weeks 😂 Also, you guys are fricken hilarious.

[@emalinekerwin8792]

how do u find a roommate? do people actually use facebook to do that?

[@pranav3848]

ya. lol

[@SimplyAngel]

definitely yes

[@spicy8442]

I’m in a groupchat with a bunch of people from my schools Facebook page and most of us are finding roommates through that. Most schools also have a form that you fill out and they’ll match you with someone who’s similar to you

[@bintadiallo6504]

You guys got through like 4 pillars 💀 love ittttt

[@hannahmcdonnel1459]

what kind of music do you guys listen to?

[@alangreen7681]

10:00 - 11:00 is just them being so fucking sleep deprived with their fucking birds

[@SkylarBelice]

Pretty sure I’m going to boulder next year and now I’m determined to meet y’all & be friends. Your humor brings me joy 😂 thanks for the vids bc I’m from Cali & have been trying to decide about going here or not & these are helpful.

[@mbsgamerpro]

Destroying your lungs sounds like a great tip! Thanks!

[@mattwhit02]

2 weeks to go and goddam I'm hyped

[@charlottedelrey19]

See y’all next year!!

[@jacksweeney]

hell yeah !!

[@peterneidhardt9217]

Parent of potential CU-Boulder student here and disburser of funds. Plenty to digest here. Thank you.

[@abe6091]

My favorite KZbinr

[@brooklynbanks9565]

Thanks for this low key wanted to just enlist after high school but now I’m tryna get a lacrosse scholarship at CU. I just love Colorado and having the freedom to be a “juuler”😂🤷‍♀️

[@dylanbontrager6559]

If I commit to CU we better turn up

[@sophiastoller9889]

Just applied... out of state California :) kinda feeling like I’m not gonna go there, tuition is insane and I don’t even know what I want to do!😭 I also listened to your podcast and am pretty much feeling all the same things. Who knows maybe I’ll end up taking a gap year and doing something I love..hopefully great video!

[@canoni1013]

I am going to CU Boulder next year, I just committed, is there anything I should know before going?

[@SydneySauer]

did you apply early action or regular decision? waiting for my decision lollllll

[@joshuamahalek917]

Do. Not. Get a room in will vill, don’t do stupid shit in dorm but outside of dorms ur chillin

[@canoni1013]

syd sauer i applied like one day after the early action deadline, but i got it at the same time as a friend who did early action, i think i heard you find out anytime before april 1st

[@KCM1]

Joshua Mahalek will vill isn’t that bad

[@suicidledisease]

I go to CU and get around on a razor scooter (non-electric) im offended 😤

[@jacksweeney]

LOLOL

[@janessarobinson1188]

What was you high school GPA all four years?

[@pattonloop6911]

CU is not very hard to get into

[@theresarose4601]

y’all speak like both of your names are chad

[@ricoko9119]

That's inaccurate

[@alinethani2236]

Yo, yyoooo... yyyooooo ok imma stop, but like ur podcast is ffuukkeenn awesome, I've only just listened to the 1st one, and it's so weird coz I think so similar to u too. like I'm not in uni yet but for a while now my moto has been learn from other people's mistakes, which is really close to what u guys were saying. but yeah that was a great first date 😄, and u know what great minds think alike,so... I don't know what podcast chalie was listening too but, yeah think alike, haha nah for real just keep aspiring. and I can't wait to listen to more so pls keep on updating us. (oh yeah commenting hear coz I'm on Android)

[@arizahasky8811]

what’s your one liner 😫

[@tuckerchapin5253]

I'm on my highschool ski team, and am thinking about going to boulder. what is the ski team like there?

[@jacksweeney]

it's really dope, i'm just on the club team and it's hella fun+chill

[@mollymear371]

His roommate fine af lmao

[@giumorbia]

Happy Bday!

[@emmahecker1128]

Hi we juul but we aren’t popular please explain

[@brendansweeney8386]

I go to CU and my name is also Sweeney. Word dude

[@meganwalsh4439]

im way to high and find this video way to funny my roommates definitely yelled at me

[@hizoe370]

affirmations really did change my fuckin life

[@idc5309]

The whole bird thing would make a dope video

[@eliciaaaaaaa]

I love this

[@beccamh7799]

hey what’s up i go to UGA & as a college student i thoroughly enjoyed this video. y’all are funny as fuck keep doin u

[@daviscolon6838]

Is the locker firing

[@jacksweeney]

absolutely yes

[@ishishh2392]

Hi ! I hope u answer this . Could u help me out with the writing supplement essay their asking for CU Boulder because isn’t a personal statement enough ? Could I just copy the same personal statement essay I wrote onto the writing supplement section ? If you mind could you share your essay so I get an idea

[@jacksweeney]

yeah one sec

[@jacksweeney]

here was my essay lol docs.google.com/document/d/1ITtSawRYf14VhGmztKuUdG-zDA3YJ-oMLVGcFTOjhuQ/edit?usp=sharing

[@andrewreeg4328]

1. Is Greek life big at CU? 2. Why are u involved/uninvolved. Got into Boulder last week I’m tryna see if it’s the right choice for me

[@jacksweeney]

greek life is huge here. pretty much all the parties are frats. i didn’t rush bc it wasn’t really my vibe lol

[@123katieabc]

yo I’m going to Boulder this fall and could you be my first friend? I’ll treat you like a god

[@123katieabc]

That is my question for the q&a and it’s serious

[@bennyandbeyonse101]

How do you join a Greek house? I’m going to CU this incoming fall.

[@kittys.hearth]

baxter and jack will survive the gender wars. I garuntee.

[@averymossklein543]

come back to sb?

[@jacksweeney]

one day😪

[@jphiil7655]

The weird thing is that I’m literally trying to go to Boulder so thank you I guess??!!? lol

[@rachelmarin7061]

So we’re gonna be rivals in the fall 😤

[@nateanderson5563]

colorado weed is different

[@jenischmedding7921]

the Bird scooter part lmaooooooo

[@nickhaller1353]

My friend is a sophomore at cu Boulder. I visited in October and that school knows how to party. Especially at sigma nu

[@marcavery]

What are your favorite spots to get food?

[@williamstathakis2645]

Can Baxter replace my older brother

[@elijahvargas2666]

How many juul tricks can u do

[@jacksweeney]

seven

[@elijahvargas2666]

I wanna see all seven of them

[@jacksweeney]

should i do a vape trick tutorial

[@elijahvargas2666]

Plz do

[@plexz3958]

I was accepted to CU Boulder and its in my final 2 to decide from. What were your reasons for choosing CU? Maybe it could help me make my choice

[@nathanbetsch4740]

What’s the best dorm hall?

[@jacksweeney]

probably sewall because it has its own dining hall lol

[@gracex3217]

Nathan Betsch or baker it got a shit ton of renovations so ppl call it hotel baker

[@joshuamahalek917]

Nathan Betsch Baker

[@coles4029]

question for baxter. Is it hard making friends at college when you go out of state/ was it difficult adjusting?

[@jacksweeney]

no- baxter

[@mikejenn3589]

You guys like rock climbing?

[@jacksweeney]

yeah we like it we just don’t go that often haha

[@wonderwhatsnext5408]

Actually about using more than 1 condom, as long as you put some lube between them, it's actually more effective than a single condom. A study at the Emory School of Medicine found that in cases of 'double bagging,' "...the overall condom breakage was significantly lower than average, with 49 breaks reported for 41,127 instances of intercourse. That’s 0.12 percent, compared to the two percent for condom breakage in the general United States, according to the CDC."

[@iantornel2282]

They allow students to have juuls anywhere on campus including in dorms? And what about weed??

[@jacksweeney]

lol def not it’s a dry campus technically

[@vf7302]

how tall are both of u

[@jacksweeney]

i’m 6’4” and bax is like 5’11”

[@huntertoennies8401]

I’m sure this comment is really weird but imma send it cuz it’s 12 am and I’m a lil tipsyyyyyy hahah. bruh im in Denver rn from Albuquerque to visit my sis I might go up to boulder and fuck around *nudge nudge* for real tho I’m coming to CU next year idk ur preference but I’d treat you like a fuckin king 🤴🏻 oops. Some times you gotta put yourself out there 🤙🏼

[@jacksweeney]

lol i’m straight but i respect the send

[@mollymear371]

:10 HIS FACE HAD ME D E A D

[@hannahheim8153]

ok get ready for the toughest questions of your life. 1. Favorite movie? 2. Is the moon landing fake? 3. How hard did jack Sweeney go on his birthday? 4. favorite animal? (This is for your gift coming in the mail soon hehe) 5. Will you mArRy mE?

[@jasonvoorhees381]

I committed I’m hype

[@polarvortexgaming517]

Is the business school a joke? Got into Leeds but my friend says business students only party lol

[@liamkurz4322]

Polar Vortex Gaming currently a sophomore in Leeds, freshman year is def not the hardest time ever, but sophomore year is a bitch for sure. Def not easy but it’s doable, but many people in Leeds def do party a lot, but manage to balance it

[@gabrielam2096]

hehe ur so close to 1000

[@jacksweeney]

I KNOW I’M FREAKING OUT

[@gabrielam2096]

U GOT IT DUDE

[@jacksweeney]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@johnwee3058]

How the fuck did u two go to college????

[@jacksweeney]

lol what do u mean

[@leah60368payton]

LMAO 😂 alllllrighty then

[@anon69669]

C4 is definitely not legal meth. There used to be supplements with decent amphetamine derivatives but they all got banned and nowadays even the sketchiest pre workouts just have shitty RC stims. C4 is mostly just caffeine

[@shiraz_photoz]

Fucking favorite channel bro

[@jacksweeney]

🤠🥴

[@marinaa6891]

this is hilarious

[@evelynmaher3531]

this is funny as shit.

[@emilygryczka4902]

Did you guys go to highschool together or did you meet at Boulder?

[@mikaelnoordali1376]

I appreciate your video, I wanted to know if you guys were intoxicated or something because I could barely understand what you were trying to say and you kept changing the subject.

[@daviscolon6838]

Why was I not on the meme list when you were reviewing memes

[@jacksweeney]

i didn’t know you knew the ~dank~

[@susanalbarran9907]

Jack is just like my ex boyfriend Jack but like...better

[@TheTowerofErudition]

boulder ‘23 wya

[@mysteriogurl7768]

Ngl, baxter's cute.

[@daniranisate7293]

What's your favorite book?

[@SuperHorseman22]

Happy belated 20th bday not old at all

[@jennahardy5973]

DnF gang

[@vicla351]

What are your guys' majors??

[@jacksweeney]

we’re both undecided rn but i think i’m gonna do film and baxter is gonna do business or ENVD

[@emmabelew-ladue8418]

They have birds in downtown Denver all year.

[@maxwellsauerbrey2329]

Lol bro your kinda blowing up....

[@jacksweeney]

DUDE i’m freaking out

[@damonleaf7418]

Ayy I'm an incoming CS major y'all wanna chill in the fall semester?

[@jamesoscar1481]

so scuffed