The two girls with the one guy played it to a tee...funny stuff ...the security guard must live a miserable existence..
@crusadershuakbar5 жыл бұрын
he`s a little Hitler, probably votes democrat
@MattyDemello5 жыл бұрын
@@crusadershuakbar Ohh for sure. Definitely a democrat voter. He also has a face only a mother could love lol
@chocomanger68735 жыл бұрын
I like the guard AND the 3.
@mikeappleget4825 жыл бұрын
Crusaders hu Akbar The chances of him NOT being a Trump supporter is 0%.
@davidmandelstamm87255 жыл бұрын
It probably doesn't help that his paycheck is smaller than his pee-pee!
@jackvale5 жыл бұрын
The Queens Good English!
@everready29035 жыл бұрын
The Queens English! Well of course the Queen's English!!
@jbad17105 жыл бұрын
LMAO. you should of looked at him and pulled the "sorry I'm not gay" prank 😂
@G273Outdoors5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the security guard is stuck in 1950....lol......
@tlhopperjr24775 жыл бұрын
They need to hire a new security guard. One with a better attitude. Really uncool how rude he was with you Jack.
@leeskinner96275 жыл бұрын
For some reason I really felt sorry for Grant.
@Bflo235 жыл бұрын
911. What is your emergency?.... This guy is playing word games.
@easyontheeyes785 жыл бұрын
😂
@allimimi5 жыл бұрын
😂🙌🏽😂🙌🏽😂🙌🏽😂🙌🏽😂🙌🏽😂🙌🏽😂 HAHAHAHAHA!! Exactly!
@picantesworld77235 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣😂 This guy playing word games. Dispatcher: Word games? Yeah in the parking lot with people! Dispatcher: Who would be playing Scrabble in the middle of the parking lot? 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
@jamilhicks38025 жыл бұрын
picantesworld77 😭😭😭😭
@ya2theya5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!!
@The_F_In_Life5 жыл бұрын
Stranger-" I just don't follow man" Jack-" No I can follow you"
@chrisw57425 жыл бұрын
" I don't know what you're talking about" Jack .... " we can talk about it tonight" hahahahaaaaa
@bradford_shaun_murray Жыл бұрын
2:43 "hey!" 5:41 ..woah
@curtcoleman5 жыл бұрын
SO grouchy! Maybe dont invite him next time.
@jackvale5 жыл бұрын
LOL.... Next time I'll go around and tell people "you know what, it might be better if you just stay home tonight. I'm not really wanting to see you tonight, sorry."
@joeyvindictive35525 жыл бұрын
Tell everyone the security guard will be hosting the party tonight. See him for the details...
@gregson995 жыл бұрын
@@jackvale that's gold Jerry
@claude8788785 жыл бұрын
@@jackvale PLS PLS PLS jack, do the i'm married video... those are so priceless. I miss them so much. thx
@fantommme5 жыл бұрын
Security guard is old and hates his shitty job. Makes sense
@blackwolf98935 жыл бұрын
the guy at 7:19 so hilarious! I love how confused he is and how Jack picks the best people to prank! Those whom are smoking, preoccupied, or not paying attention he surely lets them know how he feels lol! It's been too long since Jack has made these see you tonight videos and they are my second favorite! Keep em' coming Jack, plz more see you tonight!
@kJ-gk5qu2 жыл бұрын
“Are you bringing anybody Grant” funny as hell!
@Stefan-pq1ip5 жыл бұрын
If everyone was like the guy and 2 girls at 5:50 the world would be such a better place
@chocomanger68735 жыл бұрын
I'm like that.
@kysike6665 жыл бұрын
Choco Manger no ur not
@Graxster5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more! Those people were absolutely chill.
@PrvnCoke3 жыл бұрын
I agree, if we were all the same skin color there wouldnt be so many problems
@j.c.50163 жыл бұрын
@@chocomanger6873 that's good.
@alexandradiaz8085 жыл бұрын
7:15 I just died laughing looking at the dude's reaction. He's trying to process everything you're saying and he looks so lost!
@HosenS5 жыл бұрын
"Keep the blinds open so we can peak in." LMAO!!!
@rawsoul2495 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@donnaroyal80625 жыл бұрын
Omg that guy in last car you had him so confused lol he done lost his mind lol 😟
@z-z-z-z5 жыл бұрын
yep, his cake was baked!
@dm28785 жыл бұрын
Donna Royal ...a bored guy, he probably wanted to go and see Jack tonight but did not know how to say yes....security guard ruined it
@geoffpoole4835 жыл бұрын
I'm Jack: J-A-C-K.
@WornDownSaint5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure he was stoned. He closed the door immediately too when the security guard arrived.
@WillaHerrera5 жыл бұрын
Donna Royal I'm Grant.. Yeah I know from commissio Colorado 😳😳
@lygerzer05 жыл бұрын
See you tonight, and will bring my Pooter with the graces of the Queens good English :)
@bigbaby2012able5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t notice the color of their skin LMAO 😂 I’m black and thought that was funny as hell 🤣🤣😂
@Thursday_The_12th5 жыл бұрын
You have to be white to find that funny?
@3litepker5 жыл бұрын
@@Thursday_The_12th yes
@blackwolf98935 жыл бұрын
Ikr we are all equal! :]
@zacharyshort3845 жыл бұрын
@@Thursday_The_12th Shut up.
@sithcowboy65675 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyshort384 shut up you delicate flower
@xZOOMORPHICx5 жыл бұрын
I recieved my pooter today. I'm 39 going on 11. Thanks, Jack.
@NativeNYer5 жыл бұрын
I'm with on that, I'm 60 going on 12!!!!
@pbufh5 жыл бұрын
That's pathetic
@philipbanks6325 жыл бұрын
@@pbufh No one cares what you think, dingus.
@zehzahl59884 жыл бұрын
@@pbufh Pathetic that he didn't buy it sooner? I agree!!
@Lomeli_Armory5 жыл бұрын
Jack you handled yourself well with the Security Guard. It's sad some people don't have a sense of humor. He must really have a hard life.
@justinquaylepate13582 жыл бұрын
Some people just have no since of humor. I loved it Jack Vale
@Ash-pn2lb5 жыл бұрын
That security guy hasn't been laid in abour 20 years and you can tell he's full pent up aggression from lack of it haha
@brianbook37975 жыл бұрын
Probably gay.
@kryptism4 жыл бұрын
200 years!
@janetmcarthur52573 жыл бұрын
I sorta felt sorry for him..
@cupcakes79543 жыл бұрын
Ash 007 Haha I cry crocodile tears
@blackwolf98935 жыл бұрын
" I didn't notice the color of their skin", Jack's best quote! I love how he doesn't see color, but human beings :]
@debiaso63525 жыл бұрын
The mass confusion starting at 7:00 is phenomenal ! Thanks Jack!
@noz_redna5 жыл бұрын
"The Queens good English..." I'll never forget that.
@everready29035 жыл бұрын
The Queen's English! Well OF COURSE the Queen' s English!!
@joshhoyle1915 жыл бұрын
Bet mr grumpy security guard is a bundle of laughter at parties lol. Great vid guys. 🤙🏼🤙🏼
@romystumpy1197 Жыл бұрын
He and Mr bean
@DellyMeatz13 Жыл бұрын
Keep the blinds open so we can peek in lol had me dying
@FeliciaRiley-v5s Жыл бұрын
"Keep The Blinds Open So We Can Peek In"!!! 😂, 😂, 😂
@DanielsJ6585 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@gb57765 жыл бұрын
Grandpa is taking that $8.50 an hour job to seriously.
@mehgusta5 жыл бұрын
A security gets paid 15 to 20 an hr lol
@shanevassallo Жыл бұрын
@@mehgustathe other old guy.
@tlhopperjr24775 жыл бұрын
This was a great prank. It was all in good nature. Too bad that security guard with the crappy attitude made you leave. Most people saw it for the good natured prank it was. Good job Jack!
@patricialeahy10663 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 jack i will see you tonight!.hahaha..
@William140942 жыл бұрын
I like how he throws in the occasional “what” or “huh” just to complicate things.
@Pozzibilitiiz5 жыл бұрын
you know you're old when you're still saying queen's english lmfao
@geoffpoole4835 жыл бұрын
I think he was born old.
@mylenazvezta84865 жыл бұрын
What does this mean please ? I am french so my english are not perfect. This is an expression ?
@mylenazvezta84865 жыл бұрын
@@geoffpoole483 also if you can explain me, would be nice
@Pozzibilitiiz5 жыл бұрын
@@mylenazvezta8486 Yeah it's an expression/idiom meaning "very clearly spoken"
@ryanmarshall11415 жыл бұрын
Jack: I'll see you tonight! Me: OMG Jack is coming? Sets up a party and stays up all night waiting for Jack Vale to visit.
@TrustNJesusChrist5 жыл бұрын
These "See you tonight" crack me up! LOL
@dragonprototype38835 жыл бұрын
The most that happens in that area and that Security Man with a horses belly, was one hell of a detective.
@psychobeefsticker5 жыл бұрын
This one had me in TEARS! Jack doesn't take no for an answer ! Nope NOPE NOPE WHATEVER I'M STILL SEEING U TONIGHT!!! 😂😂😂 my favorite is "peaking in the windows an stuff" " all on your front lawn" lmao! Just "surrounding your house" basically hahahaha
@miracletarot48264 жыл бұрын
Corona lockdown is much happier with these videos. Thanks Jack.
@TooBigToRig20245 жыл бұрын
That security guard acts like hes got a bad rash and hemorrhoids.
@janetmcarthur52573 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind him kicking me out... I sorta feel sorry for him..
@adamman88744 жыл бұрын
This one is too hilarious for words.
@planetwally5 жыл бұрын
That security guard, what a mushroom! for crying out loud lighten up fella and get some clothes that actually fit you....
@KY87Chevy5 жыл бұрын
Jack you need to keep doing this prank it's one of my favorites because people have no clue what you're talking about
@randyporter34915 жыл бұрын
Beautiful ! “Double-talk” are my absolute favorite videos Jack does !! I’ve done this for years and it freaks people out. Jack makes more sense than I do and he’s great at this. The look on their face trying to “place him” is priceless !
@josephblair85935 жыл бұрын
You should go into a public bathroom stall with the pooter. Restrooms are great for farting echoes.
@topcomment38165 жыл бұрын
Joseph Blair Yes bring the camera into the public restroom. Brilliant plan 🙄
@KevinPlaysGuitar5 жыл бұрын
At the toilet as well.😀
@josephblair85935 жыл бұрын
@@topcomment3816 who said camera? Someone might figure out your gender?
@topcomment38165 жыл бұрын
Joseph Blair You said “you.” I assume you are referring to Jack.... a full time KZbinr. But who needs a camera for KZbin, right? 🙄
@jopalolive4 жыл бұрын
Great idea for a video!!!
@michaelmcgcp5 жыл бұрын
One of the best videos you’ve put out in ages man. Awesome content shared it and liked it
@TrippeRipper5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!! "See You Tonight" is some of your OG-Classic material!! Will always be one of my favorites that you do!!
@the5thdimension3295 жыл бұрын
You all came here for 3:00
@jbad17105 жыл бұрын
LMAO I love these. We need more "see you in the morning" and " Sorry I'm not gay" Vids Jack.
@tonyjohnson79175 жыл бұрын
J Bad and the “sorry I’m married “
@carsonhunt46425 жыл бұрын
I miss the sorry I’m not gay, were some of his best ever. But I think the new easily offended liberal pc era wouldn’t allow such jokes today :/ Maybe he can do the sorry I’m married tho, isn’t as offensive I suppose and still priceless reactions
@carsonhunt46425 жыл бұрын
J Bad he also could do one with his daughter perhaps, like, “were u just checking out my daughter” and say it to guys with their girlfriends or wives lol
@mauryginsberg77205 жыл бұрын
1:47 When I don't recognise someone that lets on to me I just roll with the conversation, so if this happened to me I would say yeah OK, tell your wife I said hello :D
@SW-uu1qd4 жыл бұрын
Man this just cracked me up. thanks for this . I needed this during this coronavirus shit
@4evertony15 жыл бұрын
Great video as always Jack. The old grumpy walrus was doing too much. Where does he get off telling you "It's time to go". I would've told him what he can do with his queen's good english, pal. If he loves the queen so much, then he needs to take his sour puss of an attitude to England where it belongs. You weren't harassing anyone. He went out of his way hobbling to your car and interrupted your conversation with that guy.
@geoffpoole4835 жыл бұрын
I live in England. We don't want the miserable old fart.
@fafdeclercq-nm7bu Жыл бұрын
Stop playing games !!! 🤣😂😂😝
@gwiyomikim59885 жыл бұрын
The security guard needed a good burp/fart combo to lighten him up.
@JWEmbry-wc7qi5 жыл бұрын
Well this answers the question "What happened to Larry 'Bud' Melman after Letterman retired", good job Larry, oh, and we'll see you tonight!
@RubberSideDown24 жыл бұрын
1:50 guy takes off his classes to hear better lol
@BentleysBubble5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos Jack! We're going to Vegas over the 24th for a few days. Hopefully we will see you around! #1 FAN!
@spitxbaur5 жыл бұрын
I'll see you and the family tonight. I hope it's OK if I bring the Queen with me as my plus one.
@apollo1120065 жыл бұрын
Fab video - still recovering from laughing so much. Many thanks Jack.
@emilym88635 жыл бұрын
Jack you are SO Brave! I could never approach strangers like that and then if some cranky security guard were to approach me, telling me to leave, my tail would be between my legs and I'd be like, "Alright, Okay." :p I think I'm too shy and introverted to be a prankster. ;) Love your videos and your sweet personality. Keep them coming!
@mylenazvezta84865 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is a art... not everybody could do that !
@jason54095 жыл бұрын
Playing word games? Lol Funny vid, nice break from the pooter stuff. Lot of laughs here.
@PositiveWordMeditation5 жыл бұрын
Jack, Oh I didn't notice the color of their skin,🤣
@corybowman95838 ай бұрын
Paul Blart has aged.😅😂
@shahid1296ify5 жыл бұрын
The Dallas guy was funny hahahaha
@FeliciaRiley-v5s Жыл бұрын
"Right In You're Front Yard"!!! 😂, 😂, 😂
@hemirt78605 жыл бұрын
Thanks for another great video Jake!! Your awesome!!
@garrickanderson77844 жыл бұрын
You should have been like, "yeah I already talked to metro, were all meeting up here so we can follow you over to your place, see you tonight". 😆
@PileOnPileOffPileUpOnThe4815 жыл бұрын
Man, where the hell is Paul Blart when you need him?
@powderbones15 жыл бұрын
Damn, the girl at 3 minutes... woo...
@michaelreyes62585 жыл бұрын
😆 dude at approximately 1:44 is thinking 🤔 “Swingers!” “Him and his wife are coming through tonight?!?”
@AndyStitzer9 ай бұрын
Paul Blart was back in action 🎬
@realtalk6825 жыл бұрын
You should of said to the old fella. See you at the swingers club I know you are a regular buddy!!!! 😂😂😂
@eyecomeinpeace27075 жыл бұрын
Hey.....now wait a dog darned minute! The Queen don't live here (in Canada) dude. She's in freakin England and she can bloody well stay there too.
@tincandriver70765 жыл бұрын
That guard must hate his job. He has no sense of humor.
@embracinglogic17445 жыл бұрын
It's definitely been a long time since that security ripped a good fart, let alone dropped a decent deuce.
@Razear5 жыл бұрын
"I don't follow..." "No, I could follow you." Lmao
@Helllraisers5 жыл бұрын
“I Didn’t notice the color of their skin” Right what that gotta do with anything
@murada20075 жыл бұрын
I live the Pooter videos but I've been wanting to see another "see you tonight" video for a long time, thanks for bringing it back.
@MustangMike0125 жыл бұрын
Jack, you're a legend.
@breeze5292 ай бұрын
"I know I understand that", LOL
@jeffhemmen90883 жыл бұрын
I speak the Queen's good English. That works a lot better in the UK than it does here The best part was he got in one more see you tonight as he left
@CBACards5 жыл бұрын
Nearly soiled myself watching the wheels turn in poor Grant’s head 😂
@a-khanation52795 жыл бұрын
8:00 Holy cow . The Black Couple. LOL . Then again he is a very old man so am sure he got some other words for them
@petefloff13135 жыл бұрын
SEE YOU TONIGHT LOL !!!
@Mgp2pz5 жыл бұрын
I love these "see you tonight pranks"😂🤣 until grandpa killed it.
@davidmartinez25104 жыл бұрын
Hahaha"Grandpa" that's hilarious
@juan420425 жыл бұрын
Man that good guy was a crab lol I was rollin love your videos Jack keep it up
@johnbeer52425 жыл бұрын
😂😆😆the black folks at 6:15+ are koo funny😂😆haha
@petefloff13135 жыл бұрын
WORD GAMES ?? HUH SEE YOU YOU TONIGHT LOL!!
@jamesdodd87315 жыл бұрын
Crazy doesn't begin to describe that old security guard. Funny video Jack!
@jxzy37195 жыл бұрын
“Keep the blinds open so we can peek in”
@TheElektroskate5 жыл бұрын
The security guard did his job well and also played a great roll in the video. So everyone a winner really.
@danktaco77815 жыл бұрын
Jack You made mine and my co workers day we all watched and laughed right with you lol they love your videos
@PirataDeBoriquen5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaah!!! You're the best Jack!!! Finally!!! See You Tonight videos are back!!! Hell Yeah!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@terrydishman4292 Жыл бұрын
Barney Fife~ i spoke the queens good English lmao
@philippe28455 жыл бұрын
Jack run the security guy over, screw him. If he won’t see you tonight, don’t worry. I’ll see you tonight:) party at Jack’s house !!
@austinteutsch3 жыл бұрын
This proves that people want to be nice to others. Even others who are full of shits and farts.
@joeygagliardi73805 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! How can you keep a straight face,,??? I bet none of them stayed home that night.. Aahahhaha They were gone!!
@kiekie75725 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing this back Jack! So funny lol
@CMW3455 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest one yet lol
@FlorenceIsOnFire5 жыл бұрын
Keep the blinds open 🤣🤣🤣
@cafezo879345 жыл бұрын
the dads face is WTF how dare you not in front of the kids 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheKitchenerLeslie2 жыл бұрын
It's almost like The Jerky Boys except in real life. "Should I bring my tools? Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow with my FUCKIN' toolbox!"
@rjfisher79263 жыл бұрын
Maybe a cold tube of Preparation H would cheer him up. I said maybe.
@ivantruckman15 жыл бұрын
3:57 MMMMMMMOTORBOAT
@JimTom.5 жыл бұрын
that last little "see you tonight" after he was told to leave haha
@WillaHerrera5 жыл бұрын
LMAO that staring with Grant 😆😳😳
@MichaelsExplorations5 жыл бұрын
Make sure you keep the blinds open so we can peek in lmfao😂😂😂
@TmGRAV3Z5 жыл бұрын
Someone’s wife hasn’t put out in a while lol
@4evertony15 жыл бұрын
I bet that old fart isn't even married at all. Which explains his permanently irritated scowl on his face. Who the hell does he think he is?
@thebigdr5 жыл бұрын
I think his bf forgot the lube last time
@jasabasenara81244 жыл бұрын
She probably can't find his maggot under that gut.