Tales With My Father: Episode 2 | How I Got Into Boarding School

[@jackwhitehall]

I promise that one day, I will get over this... maybe.

[@joannawright5486]

Jack Whitehall I love your comedy so much

[@SDA610]

Oooooo my god you are so fckin funny man you litraly make me piss my self when I whatch you

[@sarahm6034]

Maybe that one day will be when you can use your status as a cool, famous comedian to get him into a more "progressive" and "modern" retirement home...? Just an idea...

[@ferguillen3877]

Probably not.

[@Holly-ew7ps]

Hope you do one about what boarding school was like!

[@iloveyourunclebob]

"That's enough childhood for you, young man" -Jack's dad, probably

[@soilgrasswaterair]

Allyson Wonderland aw, a 10 year old is a small child still. Parents do what they know, and sadly his father more likely than not had the same treatment at home as a boy. It’s not too late for his father to nurture his inner child, and the extension of that is to be able to see that his son wasn’t a ”young man” doing menace but a boy that needed emotional support and to be heard. A hug too! It’s always interesting to see family dynamics because it speaks so much to what people could have been well off having more of. Usually it’s warmth, safety and a more visual love (hugs and kind words etc).

[@imid3440]

soilgrasswaterair it’s such a common form of broken communication in a household & often overlooked. i’m glad a lot of fathers are more emotionally available as the years go on.

[@zackwhite501]

Boarding schools get a bad wrap. I went to a military boarding school and it wasn’t fun at the time, but I received an excellent education and really shaped me. It’s not for all kids, but for those up to it it’s great.

[@iloveyourunclebob]

Why do people have to ruin jokes

[@deniaridley]

LOLOL

[@willallen129]

“You were a ten year old young man...”

[@lakimies111]

As much as I love MIchael's humour, it seems harsh sending your 10 year old away to school against his will! I can't imagine my parents doing that to me and I was not an easy child by any means lol... Jack's constant passive aggressive digs at his Dad make it clear that the subject is still bothering him...

[@charlottex8291]

lakimies111 as much as I see your point, a parent has more experience than a 10 year old and knows how hard it is to find a job or get on this world and maybe in michaels mind he felt sending his son and this goes for any parent who has such money to send their child to a place where you go because you want to go and go to get a more private and less distracting high standard education. Plenty of parents do the same, but at ten would you of known what’s best? No. You’d of kicked off because your friends weren’t going to be there. But parents know that those friends won’t always be the same ones you have when it really matters

[@szabadsag7]

@@lakimies111 I was sent to boarding school at age 10. HATED it but now at age 31, I am so glad my parents sent me away. It has made me a strong, independent person. I love Jack but I think he only focuses on the negatives instead of the positives he has gained there. Nothing is black or white.

[@SG-bx6ko]

Just think without your childhood trauma you would have missed out on a lot of comedic material😂

[@Ryan-ey6sj]

S G but if he went to a public school he would have a lot aswell

[@laurencimorellibow]

Ryan 25 ‘Public schools’ in the UK are the most elite private schools. We call them state schools

[@LKNardo]

It took Jack’s dad ~20 years to figure out Jack was trying to sabotage his boarding school interview. Prime acting from a young 10 year old man.

[@imid3440]

probably didn’t understand :(

[@mcnoneya]

I mean he mentions it in every episode, he still seems to resent boarding school, he jokes about it but from experience I know that I sometimes joke about stuff that I actually have unresolved issues about. Especially if I mention it a lot

[@nadogrl]

Laura Nardo - or Jack is just now giving his younger self credit, when he was just acting out as usual.

[@denislemieux4915]

Jack clearly was acting out because he didn't want to go there and didn't really know how to express that. While his father was also unable to recognize the emotional toll removing him from his day school was having. I know I'm stereotyping middle/upper class Brits, but emotional intelligence and expression of true feelings doesn't seem to be a strong suit. Frankly it feels like they couldn't talk about this stuff unless they were filming.

[@CraftyWitch1990]

@@denislemieux4915 at boarding schools (at least in my experience) emotions and feelings are things to be expressed privately and not in public. I attended St Mary's from age 11 and I remember one of the girls in my dorm crying on the first night as she was homesick. Matron told her to shut up and go to sleep as she was disturbing the rest of us and if she wanted to cry, she should go into the bathrooms or do it silently. Typical British stiff upper lip behavior

[@denarendall]

“I won’t mention their name because I’m sure they won’t want your name attached”🤣🤣🤣

[@piersdevoil9126]

It's Malborough college

[@imeliataylor7280]

Carrot his first boarding school wasn’t malbourough, it was The Dragon :)

[@danicrossland]

Carrot stalker

[@neobe195]

Michael loves a bit of shade.

[@wrh152]

@@piersdevoil9126 Definitely wasn't Marlborough (which only accepts pupils at 13), but his prep school.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Michael: _can't remember when Jack was born_ Also Michael: no no you're getting all the ages wrong

[@millieeeboots]

When Jack puts Michael in a care home in the future to get his own back, but Michael copies everything Jack did, in order to not be allowed to stay at the home 😂😂

[@jasminecong]

LOL except isn't it for exactly that type of behaviour that he WOULD be accepted into a home

[@sUjU91]

But instead of sending Michael home, the doctor will give him all day long monitoring and heavy medication for his “dementia” 😂

[@Cozycountry1]

I think Michael will be lucky and not go into care and live out his days at home, but the fact Hilary is so much younger she will be the one deciding his care if he needs it. Jack would probably try to put him in care at an actor's home and Michael would look to escape and have his wine 😆.

[@nbbim2012]

Jack is so petty. I absolutely love it, he will never get over it

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

Omg. U should hear his stories about Frozen and let it go as well as his one sided beef with a sertain hufflepuff/vampire

[@MrM0nKey79]

To be fair, probably the best thing that could have happened to his career. Half of his routine is about his trauma of going to boarding school :D

[@rebeccamace1534]

Most people never fully get over trauma they've experienced. Including me.

[@B_Bodziak]

@@rebeccamace1534 My ex-husband and my adult nephews seem to still carry around a lot of their negative experiences from going to boarding schools in England and in Ireland, and all are over 40yo.

[@samwest6241]

It sounds like little 10 year old Jack is having a panic attack in his dad's car....

[@norge0209]

Poor Jack!

[@DaniTessa]

I feel like i'm sitting in on an awkward therapy session 😂

[@stiras1]

Now I understand why he desperately needed humour in his life.

[@lynnmontgomery9227]

Omg Jack your body language is so self protecting as an adult! I would have cried to see your body language as a child!!

[@MorriganWarrioress]

He even moves away from his dad, as his dad starts with the Gollum comparisons

[@lakimies111]

"You were allowed to go a bit free and easy with everything, so I decided to send you to boarding school". Parenting tips from Michael Whitehall... These father-son videos are brilliant! More please!

[@dennisjeffs4239]

Michael is a storyteller like no other, Jack must wonder what the hell he's going to come out with next - should have his own series 😂 !!

[@cmarq817]

Dennis Jeffs : His mother is very funny as well ! Another series perhaps ? 🤪

[@dennisjeffs4239]

C Marq Yes I have heard Jacks mother but she struggles to get a word in edgeways!!

[@cmarq817]

Dennis Jeffs: but she is funny and warm. Two very interesting parents... three if count Nigel Havers (see previous conversation of Jack with his father about the day he was born 😇)!

[@tenthousanddaysofgratitude]

I think you find this funnier if you understand the British middle-upper classes love of public school for their children and how where you went to school follows you (helping you, if it was a good public school) all your life. So many kids got sent to boarding school at a much younger age. Ten years old is a relatively late start for public school from what I’ve seen. Jack’s exaggerated window-licking sounds hilariously appalling for Michael! 😂 I love Michael’s ascerbic humour, and wonderful storytelling. He’s so loveable. Despite Jack being so posh, he becomes relatable by making fun of his privilege and acting the victim of traditional British upper class values. You two are the perfect duo.

[@Barfenschweim-gk4nv]

I love how Micheal just sits there blank faced throughout Jack's jokes

[@JJ-Malone]

"There's Jack in the back...The elephant man!" lol

[@nathancreed8759]

😂😂

[@mclovin7375]

Sad, that dad didnt understood what bis 10 year old realy needed

[@dfmm9788]

I discover your show on Netflix the other day and binged all three seasons plus the two live shows in 2 days (literally) and now watching every youtube video... Not sure how I lived till now without FatherWhitehall!

[@ebitoro4590]

I am holding my breath with all the familial passive aggressiveness at this 😂😂

[@J0k394]

I feel both for Jack and for his father. I was forced to change schools against my liking too. In my situation, my primary school lied to me and told me that it was such a shame that I was leaving. In the meantime, my parents were told that I would be leaving - either by my parents transferring me out in time or them expelling me the last day of term, leaving me with no school for the next year. I never knew that, until the year I graduated high school (and yes, this was confirmed by multiple staff of my new school that had been present at transfer meetings after I pointedly asked). I have seen how much it hurt my parents for me to resent them for a decision they made when stuck between a rock and a hard place. The alternative I always believed they should have chosen had never been an option. It also hurt me, being taken from my environment I liked to one I hated. It also hurt me, later, to know I'd been lied to, and that my resentment aimed towards them hurt my parents when they were not at all at fault. I have accepted that they made the only decision they could at the time, but it remains hard to deal with the pain it caused.

[@gatorbyte5254]

Ten year old Jack’s behavior during the interview (as put on as it may have been) is exactly how I would have instinctively acted if my parents had ever tried to shove me off into a boarding school. I was horribly introverted and shy as a child and being sent away for the majority of the year would have done me no favors.

[@galinakazakova3737]

Love Jack. This video made me feel very sad: from his dad's claiming that a 10 y.o. boy is a young man and then without a blink of an eye admitting that he lied and tricked him into the "deal" - not a thing you would do to an "adult", to the scale of sheer bribery and nepotism. Takes guts to cope with this amount of controversy. This is definitely some unique and special genre - such disclosure requires extreme courage from both the artist and the viewer.

[@gsjdndnndns1818]

Think for the father too you cant just blame everything on him right its his own child as Michael highlighted Jacked was about to be chucked out of the previous school and after that he wanted to get him an all round school where they would prep you for life and other worldly things He tried his absolute best building relations and jack deliberately sabotaged the interview which in my opinion not a good thing to do but from a standpoint of an emotional 10 year old I can see it where he came from but not a good thing at all Michael tried his absolute best in getting what is the best for his child and I mean everyone can see that they don't have the best of father son relationship and it is brave of them to talk it out in the first place I mean many parents go at lengths to want the absolute best but on the other half damn Jake seriously needs therapy come what may its been too long he has been holding it all in with no outlet

[@angelapennock2639]

You’ve got to understand British Middle Class. This was so funny!

[@galinakazakova3737]

@@angelapennock2639 naah, I guess you've just got to be British) I am not, so I just don't care as much about British classes, so this story gives me more sadness about misunderstanding within a family and inevitability of difficult choices rather than joy of mockery of the rich and powerful, to make it so very funny 🤔 or maybe I'm just sanctimonious and full of **** 😁

[@1Thedairy]

@@gsjdndnndns1818 I think you are missing the British sense of humour here. It’s very self effacing

[@essypan711]

Things I learnt from this video; never make a deal with Michael Whitehall! XD

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Yes! I wonder what Edward Fox and Nigel Havers have bargained away to their cost?

[@juliaconnell]

"I won't mention the name because I"m sure they won't want your name attached to it" ouch - savage!

[@urgay9102]

You.....just ....unironicaly used......savage

[@juliaconnell]

@@urgay9102 how very observant of you. "unirolicaly" hmm - how very ironic, (said, purposefully, ironically). and Mega Thot is it - what a charming, delightful, and very appropriate name

[@urgay9102]

@@juliaconnell yes my name is great and you have clearly never heard of a joke

[@liv0203]

“ten year old young man” 😂😂😂

[@sleepysalsw]

A very privileged and loved Jack with a loving but strict father. You are so loved Jack, treasure your parents every single day.

[@WorldifySanity]

That's not how it works. Children who don't feel listened to or loved don't forget that.

[@EvanMurphyCapstone]

I just adore the classically understated and utterly brilliant humour of Michael Whitehall..!

[@carlota4587]

I love how much Michael is still bothered by this 😂😂

[@cjp592]

His father seems super tolerant and patient and does deals. My parents don’t do deals. They dictate. And they wouldn’t be tolerant. Jack consider yourself winning the jackpot to have a dad like yours and to have a mom like yours. ☺️

[@elizabethcherokee248]

I love your dad.... he so reminds me of my grandfather who was fromLondon. ...and the way you interact with each other is priceless.

[@daisymay9203]

Aww young Jack could of worked for rimniel London with that gap tooth 😂 get the London look 😁🤣🤣🤣

[@lastlyfirstofall2833]

Bwahahahahaa!😂😂😂

[@Nicolacurran1]

Rimmel.

[@Drexxaal]

Well spotted! Well mean! Well funny! But what a pretty boy he turned in2!

[@SuperInfinity888]

Today I’ve been to my soulmates funeral and I needed cheering up. This was a real tonic. You are so funny together. Thank for lifting my spirits up 😊

[@1Elicitg]

🙏❤️

[@sarahleutz8238]

SuperInfinity888 so sorry for your loss

[@yasminbond8625]

Sorry to hear that love, glad this video made your day better😌

[@SuperInfinity888]

Sarah Leutz Thank you so much 🙏🏻💜

[@SuperInfinity888]

Yasmin Bond Thank you ❤️

[@arcanemaddy]

someone needs to make a compilation of Jack talking about being sent to boarding school. *6 hour long video shows*

[@greggtilghman6349]

I get the sense that something happened at that school that if your father had found out about it, he would have driven up there and snatched you out the very day learning of it. I know I'll never find out if I'm right or not, but there was something in your eyes when you glanced at Michael as he was recounting his interpretation of the events.

[@shelbynamels973]

I am thrilled by the fact that this talk and all the rest of it is going to be available for Jack's children and grandchildren to watch. I only have pictures of my grandparents and I have no idea what they were like as people other than the occasional and very biased views of THEIR children.

[@VideoSaySo]

"...As if you should be in an asylum..." Hahaha!

[@GenXBecks]

This is literally the behaviour of a child self soothing! That poor, 10-year old young man.

[@VideoSaySo]

@@GenXBecks That was the behavior of a 10 year old bullshitter! Lol!

[@thelonegunman2622]

He got Edward Fox to ring the headmaster and bribe him so Jack would get into the boarding school...... 😂 😂 😂

[@SagasInStitches]

I laughed way harder at this than what was appropriate.. Please do make more of these with your dad. This is priceless

[@HellsBells565]

Oh My Gosh ... I love the passive aggressiveness of both of you. But it is also clear the love you have for each other. Thanks for the laughs and I hope they continue for many years to come :D

[@imid3440]

this made me snort with laughter, the pettiness, the realisations, the disparity in memories i adore this dynamic whilst recognising that it is a painful one

[@imeliataylor7280]

This is brilliant, definitely a story I can relate to! Especially because we went to the same boarding school! Absolutely fantastic!

[@naomicav7529]

My brother goes to the school that he went to. They like him there. I am pretty sure there is a wall of fame and he is on it. It’s a mad posh school

[@naomicav7529]

I don’t think I should mention it as they didn’t. If they did mention it I would say

[@darcyball3478]

Aaron Cloake Marlborough

[@harlequin5664]

@Aaron Cloake it's on his Wikipedia

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Aaron Cloake It’s the Dragon School in Oxford. Hugh Laurie also went there.

[@emilymatthews5058]

@@naomicav7529 The school they're talking about is The Dragon, Emma Watson also attended at the same time as Jack.

[@sheriah2077]

Comedians are able to bring joy to the community as they have all gone through some serious trauma in their lives. Smart people like comedians utilizes their trauma to bring laughter in the world. It's a soul healing process that everyone really should feel inspired by them. Facing trauma head on with bravery, honesty, and laughter. ❤️

[@exas4791]

"The Elephant Man...... Gollum." The senior Whitehall actually seems like an indulgently tolerant father.

[@carriageofnoreturn.1881]

Well, that all felt uncomfortably raw!

[@ellicooper2323]

Jack has just had his entire life upended. All his elusions about his loving father have been shattered to learn that if he still didn’t like boarding school he could return to his friends. Of course not. Poor little 10 year old man.

[@roymoreno3767]

This is too frickin' hilarious...I keep telling all my friends/followers...you have to watch this...LOVE, LOVE, LOVE...;)

[@mvcurlyqs]

“I won’t say the name cause I’m sure they don’t want your name associated with them” 😂

[@inez7625]

Little jack looks exactly just like big adult jack 🥺

[@shivasnow3704]

Why do I feel like I’m a counsellor trying to help you two to make amends 💀😂

[@chrissydimos9751]

And the moral of this story... Bribery. Yeah, just bribery.

[@JSAC66]

Now, lets hear your mum’s version of the story!

[@tristanalford5431]

The look of contempt at 2:53 is what I’ve been waiting for

[@TheTalitaDione]

Very therapy like !! I'm glad you had this healing moment, Jack. Boarding school is a really tough concept for me. Can't imagine the pain it must be !! X

[@HeatherHotcakes]

10:58, the cross armed body language gives me the impression that this is still a very sore subject for the two of them.

[@amalzuhair4495]

HeatherHotcakes they always seem like that and it’s sort of his dynamic

[@Saraseeksthompson0211]

Their relationship is so sweet and they’re both adorable. 💕 definitely parenting goals lol.

[@xy-lk8go]

definitely not, to be shipped off away from his parents against his will was definitely traumatic as a child

[@jeanneisaacman6582]

I think I love everything about Jack. And what a wonderful foil Michael is!

[@amanjnagal8883]

Love these videos Jack & Michael X

[@obedbhiziki]

I think your father would be a great actor. He gives off that energy.

[@elizabetheaton3882]

Jack Whitehall, making childhood regression actually quite funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@jennyli7749]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 where has Michael Whitehall been all my life?? Love him!! Oh and you as well jack

[@robwembley]

This is a real 'eye opener' ! I sincerely hope that Jack gets over what he must have gone through by being put through such an experience. Looks like Jack has a great deal of 'getting even' with his Dad ahead of him.

[@DivaHill12]

It's quite amazing the you, Jack, are capable of functioning at all really. 🤣😂

[@thumbwitch4607]

I feel like your father can't be as starched up as all that if he agrees to do these films with you, Jack! Loved the under the breath "F off!" at the end too...

[@danhorton7239]

I’ll literally laugh out loud every single time I watch these videos! Michael is the most entertaining guy!!

[@christinecox8747]

Hilarious 😂 Mr Whitehall senior, take a bow !!! Jack, I don’t think your new school hurt you !!! Loved your mannerisms at the end 😂 !

[@MC-342]

Poor Jack. I feel your pain. I went to an all girls convent boarding school here in America . Hated it. And I was the good child in the family. My dad said it was to save me from my terrible siblings. 😥

[@streaming5332]

He did the right thing

[@Maius26]

People create fantastic nightmares of strangers taking their kids, when in truth it is our Parents and teachers who cause us permanent psychological damage that not only scar us but effect those with whom we interact for the rest of our lives.

[@sasthyme8857]

Felt quite sad for the 10 year old boy, jacks body language though😔

[@mitochondrion97]

I love how he is always SO DONE with you at the end.

[@teresaking4039]

Love it. How on earth does Michael manage to keep a straight face throughout?

[@1yellowbutterfly679]

Jesus Christ, I'm genuinely crying. Poor baby Jack, poor adult Jack

[@veroescobar4546]

Dad should’ve never said the Harry Potter reference, because, now I can’t unsee it 🤓🤓😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

[@Live4Christ1995]

When will Travels with my father S3 be coming out on Netflix? been re-watching S1 and 2 because it always puts a smile on my face and you 2 are soooo funny

[@MrM0nKey79]

6 September

[@ddojitos]

Hahaha I love these stories! 😂 I can relate to this, I was also sent to boarding school as a kid and did the same to deliberately fail the admission test/interview.

[@dharshinijayatilake7922]

I love watching you and your dad. Hilarious! I laughed so much after watching a video about your dad doing his swan dance that my daughter wanted to know why I was laughing myself silly. You will be happy to know that she is addicted to you and your dad now and has started watching travels with your dad on Netflix. Cheers!

[@juliaconnell]

sympathies Jack - I got sent to boarding school briefly when I was 16. hated it. HATED it - *HATED* it - so angry with my parents (though couldn't be - my dad was older too - had lost his job - had to go away to work - as did my mum - I thought I was old enough to stay home - they didn't) - HATED it - blocked it from my memory

[@sleepysalsw]

What's to sympathize? His parents are well-off enough to send him to a privileged boarding school, where he enjoyed after a term there. Just open your mind to accept different options in life.

[@kishens1]

I love these types of videos. They give an insight into your life.

[@jennyb5981]

'"licking his windows"....pmsl 🤣😂😂

[@charchaz00]

God this gives me PTSD about my own dad, the old posh white dad who doesn't want to own any trauma they caused you as a kid 👌

[@101Tanyah]

I just adore your parents! ❤ Jack I think you are a talented amazing person.

[@litovillar6027]

I like your dad when he’s trynna impersonate your childhood reaction going to boarding school.😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jowarwick5334]

I think you two are amazing and love your dry sense of humour. I am really enjoying Travels with my Father. I don't believe I've ever laughed out loud as much on my own. Thank you

[@CrazyMama75]

I feel kinda bad for watching this, feels like I'm eavesdropping on a private family therapy session.

[@amylondon4179]

Love the dynamic between you two - it’s hysterical yet somehow endearing. I just saw you on tour in Sheffield and I just wanted to say what an amazing birthday I had watching you. 😇 you’re literally my favourite person. I tell people you’re my husband 😂

[@goweresque]

I was sent to a private prep school at the age of 11, only as a day pupil, but it was a massive culture shock. Going from a little country village primary school with perhaps 40 pupils to a 150 pupil private school was a big jump. Especially as I knew no-one there, half the subjects I was studying I'd never done before (Latin!), they played sports I knew nothing about (rugby), and we had far more responsibility for being in the right place at the right time etc. I hated it to start with, by the first half term holiday I REALLY didn't want to go back. But I had to of course, and by Christmas I was as happy as Larry, enjoyed the rest of my time there immensely. Strangely enough we used to play sports against the same prep school Jack was sent away to. I well remember going there for a game of football, we were given tea afterwards which included doughnuts no less!

[@lalaxo2310]

Your father is the Lori Loughlin of boarding school

[@Samiareads]

they make the best comedy duo, never fail to make me laugh 😂

[@annmariemaggs6422]

Absolutely love the banter with you and your Dad xxx

[@juliajones2283]

I was just laughing hysterically listening to this, it’s a sad tale really but the way it’s told by them it’s just hilarious. 😀

[@Scillara]

I Love you two, I laugh so much watching your interactions

[@patrysia876]

It is quite sad . He’s got trauma but somehow he can turn it into his jokes. It’s not a mystery that most of the best comedians had many traumatic experience. A lot of people I know who has best sense of humour have had a lot of traumas or are struggling with even depression or anxiety

[@soilgrasswaterair]

daisychain the rocking in the car at the boarding school arrival being dismissed as him being fit for the asylum, when he tried to self-sooth, because clearly his needs weren’t met, made one feel for him so much. And to move on your own at 10 is daunting. Many kids struggle to have 1 sleepover at that age, so imagine moving away. I boarded too, but for 3 years, and if I ever have kids it’s not what I wish to do. I would want them with me and meet their emotional needs, and enjoy being a part of their childhood.

[@patrysia876]

@@soilgrasswaterair I've been raised by mother "only"( but there's no difference as in my country children are usually raise by mothers and grandmothers 😅) had a nanny and I don't remember my mum so much from my childhood, best times were 2 weeks holidays at our Holiday home. Somehow I feel I can relate to Jack's childhood experiences. Lack of contact with parents in the early years of young boy/girl can change their future life a lot..

[@jesusisapisces]

It's so true Daisy.

[@melbees1939]

Hilarious skits! Loving Michael in everything!

[@amybrown237]

These two are hilarious together . They are so alike it’s brilliant

[@dkbegue]

Poor Jack. My dad got me as a kid to fall for false pretenses too

[@malstewart9024]

I love watching you and your Dad, Jack! 😊 Can you please come and do a comedy tour in Australia very soon?

[@vickymanley4347]

So cute! Always funny. I love the way your dad upstages you all the time.

[@h.5765]

Jack as the Elephant Man is gonna haunt my dreams. Though Lynch would probably have loved it

[@craigblum5385]

This illustration of parent-child dynamics in the UK is so fascinating. That is part of what makes this comedy duo better than the sum of its parts. Wow, hahahahahahaha.