Jacob's hard stances (a Drawfee supercut)

[@emmagrace8938]

“Did you know that all... chipmunks... have... racism” had a vibe to it like he was rolling a die to decide what word he was going to say after every pause and it kills me instantly every time I hear it

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

HAHA that's excellent!

[@julesking1303]

It was a chaotic madlib of a statement

[@worshipwormking2327]

cheese of truth vibes

[@flannelgay420]

I remember him saying on a Secret Sleepover Society stream something like "I like to play a game with myself where I start a sentence and then I have to finish it no matter what"

[@rodanandme]

i think my favorite is Jacob: "did you know muppets is short for man pupppets?" then immediately, Nathan: "its not"

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Probably my favorite as well! Especially his "that doesn't make any sense... they're puppets that you treat like men..."

[@t.m.gacutan5523]

they have RIGHTS!!!

[@JamieElli]

Somehow that has stuck in my mind, and I occasionally think that Muppet actually does mean man puppet.

[@lukerabon7925]

The funniest part is they're also both wrong. Muppet just means Muppet

[@---fi2ml]

"think about it." "no." "think about it a little bit?" unstoppable force meets immovable object

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

I feel like Karina will always win whoever goes up against her 😂

[@christopherfloody5555]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 i love karina. It feels like the gods delivered her to drawfee so she could hard counter Jacobs Badboi hot-takes. Now when he gets too uppity, she points out his crippling yogi addiction. Fantastic.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

@@christopherfloody5555 "It's not even relevant to my life!"

[@joeyfromschool]

“If gods ever been mad about anything I’ve said he hasn’t done shit about it. So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.”

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Hahaha love that one!

[@Dootdodeet]

How do you think college humor went under?

[@jamesanderson5658]

@@Dootdodeet overspending

[@onyxcourt]

@@Dootdodeet Guess who's still around? Drawfee.

[@justdrop]

@@Dootdodeet INVISIBLE MAN CONTROLS INVESTORS

[@josephsanders4082]

The one dislike is Jacob taking a hard stance on this video

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Oh for sure it is!

[@aromaladyellie]

Jacob: "If God's ever been mad at anything I've said, he hasn't done shit about it" Also Jacob: (gets razzed in every single episode by his friends) Still Jacob: (draws The Fool after swearing up and down it wouldn't happen) Also still Jacob: (loses to Gonzo) Somehow still Jacob: (had a dream about being punched by Vegeta)

[@vinnyart92]

gets destroyed by a seltzer avalanche

[@ezekielmartin4323]

*Piccolo

[@andrewrobinson4019]

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[@Chaotic-Toast]

He has, in fact, done shit about it

[@JohnNoneTrue]

Julia: "I love big dumb nerds" Well... she is dating one

[@ollietree03]

Julia and Jacob are dating? aw i didnt know that

[@JohnNoneTrue]

@@ollietree03 they have been living together for a while now... you know with THEIR cats, in THEIR apartments etc. Glad to tell

[@ollietree03]

@@JohnNoneTrue i just discovered the drawfee channel a few days ago 😅 ive been binge watching but not up to date on the "lore" yet lol

[@graceoartyo]

@@ollietree03 you must be having a wonderful time, discovering drawfee is amazing bc there’s so much and it’s so good

[@wilhelmina3053]

Are Jerico and Jalopnic.......

[@nickbeutler]

From the title and thumbnail I thought this video was a compilation of Jacob drawing characters with powerful stances, like, poses. Was not disappointed to be wrong.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

That would've also been epic, not gonna lie 😂

[@celestialbr0nze]

I was wondering if anyone else thought this haha

[@matesafranka6110]

Came here to make this same comment, but I think that's more Julia's thing. Like, the wide-legged stance she draws characters in when she runs out of room at the bottom of the canvas.

[@Dr.SickofYou]

Ive never been so amused to be wrong

[@cocobeebunnied7371]

Same

[@leafy9417]

I love how it's almost always Nathan who questions his Big Stances.

[@alexandermarchus1328]

Julia and karina know better

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

That didn't even cross my mind, but you're so right!

[@Lucaz99]

@@alexandermarchus1328 Julia lives with Jacob, she goes through this way too often. Karina just doesn’t give a fuck as always

[@annemcintyre9620]

@@alexandermarchus1328 They just make faces

[@buttercuppowerpuff8831]

Reiji stan! Ya got good taste! 💚

[@puakaba]

the healthiest thing you can do is just have a bunch of hard opinions on things that absolutely don’t matter

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

No-nuance november, but every month

[@sageoftheswamp9427]

This is the true meaning of self care and Jacob is better at self care than everyone else

[@hindenburg2006]

Lol that's how i live my life

[@WonderVis97]

8:43 “THAT HYENA CAN GET IT” -Brian David Gilbert, and also apparently Jacob Andrews

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Hahaha, a match made in heaven!

[@RB__Sun]

the jacob take in this video that truly dealt me psychic damage is “chipmunks have.... racism”

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Yea... chipmunks are horrible 😂

[@dylanjesus1552]

"I can kick a sheep's ass" "When we hit two million subscribers I'll wrestle a sheep" are my favorites

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

What episodes are those from??

[@dylanjesus1552]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 Drawing Characters Based On Cocktail Names

[@lucennastryker9093]

"Mayonnaise is food lube" is objectively the worst thing I've ever heard in my life thanks Jacob

[@CodeF53]

He is correct and you know it. We should praise him for speaking the truth

[@SirWonkotheSane]

Stay away from Mythical Kitchen.

[@DondarfSnowbonk]

And yet he's not wrong.

[@sujurean]

"Waluiji fucks dude" made me laugh after crying all day so ty for this video

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Thanks for watching! Also, Waluigi totally fucks

[@erikwillms2387]

Yeah, why are you crying all day when you could be making the beast-with-two-backs with evil Professor Plum instead?

[@rianantony]

If you're crying just wach the fool episode its in the most unlikely way hilarious

[@beafbuger]

i absolutely loathe the way you spelled the good mans name in this comment

[@lime5276]

I need someone with artistic ability to make an animatic of the zoo bit. Just the mental image of Jacob screaming "YOU'RE NOT ME!" at a chimpanzee enclosure while Nathan and Julia struggle to hold him back is hilarious

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Haha YES! I know there's some fan versions of drawfee animated, so

[@nixand_brennt]

I know this is only tangentially related but I am playing a D&D character whose vibe is based on Jacob's aggressive stances and one of our party members (unbeknownst to me) is a shape shifter and turned into my character to prove it, which gave me a chance to point and scream "you're not me!!!" until she shape shifted back. My character has not yet met any dwarves/drow/etc to yell at that they shouldn't live underground but I'm excited for it.

[@lime5276]

@@nixand_brennt that's incredible??? peak character concept

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

@@nixand_brennt That's... fucking fantastic

[@nixand_brennt]

@@lime5276 since you've shown interest... she's a monk who likes to hit things very, very hard, and she claims that she was trained in the art of the BLADE (frequently) at a monestary on a high, snowy mountain (the monk school was actually on kindof a hill and it snowed one time). She also single-handedly bullied the captain of the guard of the first town they got to into letting them go. She also has a red fabric thing on her arm that she claims is a symbol of her status as a warrior but she actually just thought it was cute. (Stolen directly from York) The game has been on hiatus recently but is gonna start back up soon so excuse me for being extremely excited.

[@gothbunnyboy6455]

8:18 the logic of “repeat the dumbfuck thing I just said but more confident, and ‘think about it’ at the end” is so very Jacob

[@saturnoperative4484]

jacob has such a fucking Aura about him and it scares me

[@rebekah8484]

Every day Jacob wakes up and chooses violence

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Can't say I blame him xD

[@yokonamigaara]

I'm gonna be thinking about that mayonnaise one for a while.... Its like the opposite of a guy I knew who said "sandwiches are just a vehicle to deliver mayonnaise into my mouth"

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Also a great take 😂

[@papa_beans_]

Love the "I listen to a musical soundtrack out of context..I'm enraged"

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Haha yea, and he's totally right!

[@Bracketmeister]

That last one has such strong energy haha I might have to remember that quote.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Calling God a coward is quite the hot take

[@Brisarious]

it has the same vibes as the "I will face god and walk backwards into hell" dril tweet

[@Bracketmeister]

@@Brisarious Absolutely

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

@@Brisarious Also the same energy as "You can't kill me in a way that matters."

[@dnucky]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 It certainly makes sense, since Jacob is trying to fight God in every drawfee episode

[@doctorgothicc]

Julia really is the only person with a power level high enough to match Jacob and his strong thoughts

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

But also Nathan is usually the one to question Jacob!

[@GypsyScot1]

Everything about this is beautiful but I especially love how the usually sweet, kind Nathan absolutely murdered the entire human race at 6:01

[@bearplaysstuff580]

Ikr it’s amazing

[@MetaphoricallyRose]

I would like him to write a book about his version of math and evolution. First chapter: YOU’RE NOT ME

[@mayahinshaw5478]

I want you to know that I saw ur profile pic and liked without thinking. Then I read ur comment and wished I could like again

[@ryanwaters9891]

Nathan's "yeah, because people are doing great" was the perfect end to that clip

[@b.rogers8452]

Only listening to this so you can't see where the clip cuts is an EXPERIENCE

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Must sound like the weirdest convo ever 😂

[@equinoxswine9132]

That's what I did too!! I had to go back and check that I didn't mess something up!

[@Lowekinder]

This man is anti-gohan and anti-bulbasaur I can no longer trust him

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

And anti-science, anti-tom cruise, anti-peaky blinders 😂

[@helenaurbano5642]

They hated jacob because he spoke the truth

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

@@helenaurbano5642 Bulbasaur does suck shit, and is an embarassment

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 Bulbasaur is wonderful! Venusaur is, admittedly, just a bigger plant on a bigger saur, but Bulbasaur is a treasure and I will not read this libel.

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

Jacob is a villain whose hubris will destroy him

[@Graph06]

I know this probably isnt the case, but I love to imagine people who make these compilations legitimately sit through every episode to make sure they dont miss anything

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

It's not... too far off. It's part asking the drawfee discord for good clips, but a lot of just having drawfee on in the background hoping to catch a good hot take

[@popenieafantome9527]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 nice thing about drawfee is that even if you don’t look at the video, the chaos and laughter from the group is enough to just have it as a podcast. My fav video is one where they drawing challenge of different anime styles followed by karia’s “JUILA...is that blender ?!? “

[@dboone7670]

Jacob declaring that God is either apathetic or a coward because he hasn't been smited yet will always be one of my favorite quotes of his and an energy I try to bring to my day to day life.

[@katyamsden7624]

‘Waluigi fucks, dude’ will live in my mind rent-free forever

[@bekkaanneee]

i was gonna say thanks for doing the lord's work, but apparently he either doesn't care or is a coward re: jacob's actions, so thanks for doing the work julia asked for

[@MagisterMalleus]

You're not the hero we deserve but you're definitely the hero we want.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

I get to be Batman?? Sweet!

[@liz257]

Just realised im the jacob of my friend group

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Haha me too

[@nixand_brennt]

If you think you don't have a Jacob in your friend group, take a look in the mirror. You might be the Jacob of your friend group.

[@fiscallyresponsibleblackda7276]

Same. He’s just so goofy lol.

[@polishka7529]

same here

[@bearplaysstuff580]

We’re all Jacob in my friend group

[@rhelie9397]

I feel like all of these are just jacob doing his best to get Nathan to react and I love it

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

It's usually Nathan that has to call him on it, yea

[@sofiaaisa9349]

3:28 the genuine disgust and anger from nathan is INCREDIBLE

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Tbf, Jacob is right and Nathan is wrong 😁

[@joshburger2217]

i like how at this point jacob can say anything and it just kinda makes sense

[@birdbird8364]

I can't believe "I could fight a sheep!" Isn't here

[@completedisaster2475]

ok but like... lizards DO have eyelids, they’re just transparent and fused shut! lizards lick their eyes to clean them because they can’t blink, not to moisturize them

[@funguscreature4721]

then just,,,,learn to blink -jacob, probably

[@tguerraew]

It could also include the stream where he and Julia receive a message from the plumber saying he's going to arrive late at night and Jacob says he doesn't believe it's true

[@jewelswhite5366]

I would love a supercut of Nathan. He's a good boy, he deserves a moment in the spotlight.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

There is one already! :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/bniaknSjqbRrgqc

[@jewelswhite5366]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 Thank you!

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

@@jewelswhite5366 No worries!

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

The cheerful "tada!" As Jacob says "Waluigi fucks, dude." Is so fuckin funny. Its like they're throwin jacob a bone

[@mmagalhaesg]

omg yesterday I rewatched the episode julia asks for the supercut and i was wondering if it existed. amazing

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Haha, what timing!

[@smoola7]

I hope now they‘ll finally draw Jacob‘s hot takes

[@kittykat490]

The confidence and intensity with which he just goes in on shit out of nowhere kills me every time

[@coolkid92223]

Things Jacob Drawfee Is Against: -Moles, and all other animals that live underground -Lizards lacking eyelids but needing to moisturize their eyes anyway -Childrens' art -Oboes -The fact that abdomen on insects is the back part, not the middle part -Buddha hand fruit -Bulbasaur -Tom Cruise's middle tooth -Stupid hats in television -The show Peaky Blinders (because it's called Peaky Blinders) -Math (because it's all made up) -Chimpanzees (because he believes that they think they're him) -Julia adding things to her bird-creature drawing -Scientists -Chipmunks (because they all have racism) -The WiiU -Gohan (because he's apparently no one's favorite) -Musical soundtracks Things Jacob Drawfee is For: -Waluigi fucking -Muppets being short for man-puppets (because they're puppets that you treat like men) -Mayonnaise being food lube (to help the food slide down the food tube) -Dragons being camels -Hyenas (sexy, punk rock shitposters of the animal kingdom) -Musicals

[@friend_trilobot]

Much needed! His hot takes are a treasure 😁

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

His hot takes are so good!! And God is a coward and won't do shit about it

[@beafbuger]

just Have eyelids.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Just have eyelids.

[@FirstnameLastname-xt1rr]

Just have eyelids.

[@ayza7]

Just have eyelids.

[@mayahinshaw5478]

@@ayza7 just have eyelids

[@t.m.gacutan5523]

just have Eyelids

[@quintonchurch4064]

I'll contest Jacob on almost all these stances, but I did also refuse to watch Blacklist mostly because James Spader's hat was stupid.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Is the hat that stupid? I know nothing of Blacklist..

[@thewingedporpoise]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 it's like a black bowler hat that looks very unfitting

[@thesoupin8or673]

I often return to this compilation just for the "you're not me!" quote lmao

[@vinnyart92]

they think they're me!

[@ariannebrodeur]

I appreciate everyone loving on the iconic moments but the way he said "GET THAT OUT! GET THAT OUT!" will always be my favorite

[@Murlak]

"what is a dragon....if not a camel?" "u..huh?" "what is a dragon if not a camel? think about it!" "no" had me rolling

[@glooperscooper]

Jacob is lowkey one of the funniest people in the internet

[@dragonfox6289]

He’s not wrong about the dragon. What is a dragon but a camel? Camel heads.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Camels do kinda look like dragons

[@cloudgoose]

did anyone else notice Nathan call Caldwell “Cal” in the Halloween costumes episode? so sweet, how much those two love each other.

[@coolkid92223]

I like how many of these are followed by several seconds of silence as everyone just lets those stances simmer.

[@Umbrellify]

why is he so right on the muscal take...

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Right??

[@amanda4716]

"Waluigi fucks dude" lives in my head rent free. And I welcome it with open arms

[@coolkid92223]

The fact that Jacob's response to Nathan saying Muppets isn't short for man puppets is "That doesn't make any sense. They're puppets that you treat like men," as if THAT makes any kind of sense whatsoever is my favorite part of this whole thing.

[@Dr.SickofYou]

I love when Jacob's hot takes turn into Nathan's hot takes on Jacob's hot takes.

[@UniverseAres]

Can you do this with all drawtectives northern orc tribe lore

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Maybe one day! Got some other ones planned first!

[@palemoonpresence3435]

Whenever i feel like Jacob gets razzed too much i go back to this compilation and I am ready for him to get razzed even more

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

i want you to know that this is my comfort video now and i come back to it at least once a week when i need to lift my mood or just don’t know what to watch. it’s just so fucking good and you compiled it so well, the bits are timed so well and just long enough plus in a great order. and now in new eps and streams when jacob says some wild shit one of them’s always like “add that to the hard stances compilation” and i’m like, wow with one video you have impacted both the creators and the fandom in a lasting and joyful way and that’s fucking crazy but also amazing. i hope you are continuously gathering more of jacob’s hard stances to make a part 2 because i (and everyone who loves drawfee) would love it, and i personally am very grateful for the dopamine you’ve provided me. thank you

[@GippyHappy]

It's weird because I feel the exact same way about musicals but I've never been able to put it to words

[@not_that_anna]

My favorite of Jacob's hard stances ( it is not in this video lol): Tom Hanks steals a lot and he also will steal your transformers

[@redbeard5939]

6:50 turns out 2019 was a really bad year to come out against scientists. Who'd have thought it?

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Who'd have thunk it?

[@uuh4yj43]

okkk but i remember there being a jacob bit that nathan started to go along with and had to, midway, stop himself and admit he couldnt do it, even for the bit, because it was too much (it was about trees??? maybe??? on a stream???? maybe???) and everytime nathan reacts in this video my brain half remember it and its driving me insane pleasee help

[@digitalunity]

Wow, exactly as requested from the Drawfee lads

[@JaxontheOkay]

i love that mostly he'll use the term "we" during his hard stances and lump everyone else in on his opinion of being "anti-science"

[@TMAziz]

9:23 (musicals) 100% agree

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Other than Skimbleshanks, yes

[@flannelgay420]

I think this is why I don’t get into very many musicals. Like I like them in theory but I don’t get to go see many (or any right now) and the soundtracks by themselves are just so...unacceptable

[@ashleyguthrie572]

I love that you put chapters with episode titles, thank you!!

[@mhmpotatoes5373]

"waluigi fucks dude" is my all time favorite quote of anything ever in the history of everything

[@CrookedEros]

I was genuinely offended by Jacobs Bulbasaur slander

[@Knight-Bishop]

Coming back to this in almost 2023 and hearing Jacob say Gohan is a big dumb nerd, only for Julia to say she loves big dumb nerds... **Chef's Kiss**

[@vys369]

I am very thankful that you took the time to make this

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

I'm very thankful you watched it!

[@caitlinistired1050]

It's the "Jacob..." that always gets me

[@julesking1303]

“Waluigi fucks, dude” is the single worst phrase that has ever been uttered

[@terral-ferma2731]

Next do Julia's most upsetting drawings. (Things like spheel)

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

You might be on to my long-term plans

[@julesking1303]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 the Thomas the Tank Engine ep has to be in there. That episode is how i introduced multiple friends to the show

[@lucidicrain]

My favorite one was when he argued that the word queefling was hilarious, because I whole-heartedly agreed with him

[@vizzy5764]

Julia saying "I LOVE BIG DUMB NERD" while currently being married to Jacob is the funniest shit

[@AviendhaR]

BDG voice: THAT HYENA CAN GET IT

[@Asyipyip]

"Who came up with numbers even?" *quietly* "..The greeks"

[@edwardnygma8533]

3:11 Thank you for this. Now I'm going to hunt down this video to correct Nathan and show my agreement with Jacob, because 90% of the grass starters have always sucked.

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

They do suck shit

[@edwardnygma8533]

@@olovambrosiuspersson3957 Thank you, literally only like two of them have been good.

[@SilverPisces5662]

Super appreciate the context bit at the beginning.

[@andruulrich4021]

Thank you! You, like Jacob, are a gift

[@eastia7518]

Now we just need one of all of Julia's monstrosities

[@KN-oc7cu]

Whenever I have a question in life, i come back here to align myself

[@karangupta4615]

Julia: I love big dumb nerd! * points at Jacob *

[@aperson9847]

jacob's stance on out of context musical soundtracks is the most correct

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

That seems to be the one most people agree with!

[@stellarsorcerer3569]

I will physically fight Jacob over his Bulbasaur stance. I WILL throw hands over the cute plant dinosaur boy god help me

[@PatLund]

I do agree with Jacob on the math thing.

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

the chimpanzee YOURE NOT ME line gets me every time (5:22)

[@DragonSkul19]

Bless you for posting this 😂

[@DeirdreMooMoo]

I'm sorry but the Waluigi drawing pre-horror teeth? Like just eyes and nose? That fucks, and it fucks me.

[@lucianosgonzalez3561]

Christmas came early fellas

[@GhengisFreud]

Jacobus Emphaticus.

[@ArgentoNatsu]

i am subscribing and hitting the bell and will continue to watch your supercuts with great interest

[@olovambrosiuspersson3957]

Aw, that's so nice! Thanks :)

[@samumohacsi]

"Did you know that all chipmunks have racism?"

[@thewatcher6478]

I prefer to think of mayonnaise as more of a flavor glue. It’s nothing by itself, but it meshes other flavors like cheese/burger/salt and pepper together into one good bite as long as you dont go overboard.

[@thelorewriter9460]

9:18 I don't care if its Drawfee, that's Jocat making bacon

[@user-cm1uy6hw9p]

you should watch that episod