Jaffa Factory 88 - Keep Calm & Eat Jaffas

[@lilypiebamber]

Episodes: 88 Jaffas: 15

[@johntrain6541]

I remember watching this whole series every episode on time. That was before I started Highschool now I'm a Highschool graduate and it brings a heartwarming tear to my eye when I look back on all the joy that the yogscast has brought to me. I can still remember when this channel was still Bluexephos. Thank You All members of the yogscast especially Lewis and Simon for all the laughs whether it be from your videos or from The Yogpod. Thank You!

[@danielandreini4540]

I really must say the same... Good luck in highschool

[@johntrain6541]

+Danny boy the person I just graduated Highschool

[@evanpb]

Same here, except I watched this series in my very early twenties. I was actually really depressed back then and watching helped me get through kind of a rough time, and now I watch it and actually look back on that time fondly.

[@Goremize]

I wish it was still Bluexephos, would still be enjoyable to watch the new content then! XD But yeah, sheesh this series was AWESOME! waiting everyday for a new one to come out!

[@evanpb]

Gorem You should check out Druidz Downtown, It's got Lewis, Sjin and Duncan and is pretty reminiscent of the good ol' days!

[@Reepicheep28]

"That looks terrible." "Well you look terrible, but I don't say anything." My god, Simon has my sense of humor. ;-; beautiful, beautiful man

[@Whipped_Creamy]

Lewis: "I'm going to have to type in the word cake again aren't I?" Sjin: "I suppose so" *Types in fence gate*

[@Nesetroll]

17:28 close your eyes, take it out of context.

[@UnnoticedExe]

😕😕😕

[@shakeel.987]

😳 umm lol

[@rebekahsmith3282]

Nikolai Pedersen 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xBennyLavax]

When I think about what true happiness really looks like, I only need to remember Simon getting Jaffa. That was beautiful. :')

[@lerm4676]

I remember signing into very slow wifi networks and waiting for episodes to load while on vacation in Alaska. Such an excellent series.

[@noneofyourbuisness1679]

OMG 17: 03 nearly killed me. I nearly died of laughter. Best Simon moment yet! Welcome back, dwarf!

[@guycrew728]

17:08 He sounds like the zombies from Half-Life XD so funny! 18:44 Also, Don't joke like that!

[@aspinnycracker]

"Shadow of Israphel is Cancelled" well that didnt age too well

[@brettwhittard6155]

The icing on the cakes look like snow and the bits in the cake look like gems. No wonder why Simon's so happy

[@dismayingaura]

He sId shadow of israpheal was canceled now it is

[@HAYHAY-vf3no]

2016 still nothing

[@adog3118]

HAYHAY9999 2017 still nothing

[@Zaink_00]

2018 still nothing

[@gramursowanfaborden5820]

2021 still nothing.

[@Biodus_]

2019 still nothing

[@koala_8027]

Simon/Duncan: dammit rails Sijin/Lewis: dammit cake

[@R0nanGrant1999]

I love how Simos just their like "oh they fell from the sky" Walks in "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahaha"

[@lionocyborg6030]

This and the episode where Sips gets a fox costume is as far as I got back in 2012/2013. The joke at the end about Shadow of Israphel being cancelled hits different & more painfully now that the series has effectively been cancelled for real. 😔

[@vitamind8768]

Not sure what drove me to rewatch this series but here we are.

[@Dincorta]

Same.

[@A-Dino-Named-Mennany]

15:12 I Was actually given the wrong type of wood.

[@ebolarnator1794]

Simon forshadowed the eventual fate of the Shadow of Israphel series...

[@thecanadianguy1662]

The foreshadowing of the canceling ofmshadow of israphel is hilarious

[@AndrealVox]

I was about to say, the comment about SoI hit a bit harder now lol

[@Goremize]

moments like this, is why Simon is the Reason people watch the yogscast! :)

[@BoopsTroops]

Can we pleaseeeeee get an Animation of when he gets the jaffas !?!?!

[@ThatGuy-wm3rj]

im doing it

[@StartledOctopus]

How goes the werk?

[@fiddyfeb]

"its bacon flavored icing" * Le has flashback to shadow of israphel* "would you like to lick me icing?" -granny bacon

[@repositoryofmemes]

Can we just take a moment to realize how influential this series was for not just the Yogscast, but KZbin as a whole? This 117 episode series CONSISTENTLY had 1 million + views per episode, or maybe more. The fact that this series went that long and had that many views per episode is insane

[@mrwiskersmrwiskers2171]

suspended rails are for false alarm of an upcoming fall on to another track hidden below so that it seems that you are on a broken rollercoaster ride

[@michikakumi5160]

That slowmotion is the best

[@MeriBadger]

17:00 how many times do you have to rewatch this moment each time? for me its about 3-4... lol

[@AmeVIRUS_]

18:40 seems to be some really unfortunate foreshadowing the way it's going

[@Goremize]

Yeah well, they had a great run back in the past, even if they are rather nobodies these days :) They still produced some great video's for Gaming YT 8-10 years ago

[@bren1074]

The music brings back so many emotions to hear after all this time

[@Callum-wz2ko]

(Just Finished making my epic lab) Me: OH MY GOD IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE JAFFA FACTORY ON THE OUTSIDE !!!!!!

[@Callum-wz2ko]

Funny thing was I was trying to get it to look unique

[@Callum-wz2ko]

This comment is over s year old

[@12344deathman]

Armed wolves gaming I mean, if it was suppose to look unique why'd you put simon's face on it?

[@Callum-wz2ko]

I didn't just the building desgin

[@isabelleburge9009]

I miss Sips already :(

[@jjangly6816]

Mee too

[@TimHansenEE]

I know it is over a year late, but can you separate two pipes side-by-side by placing a cover in between? When Simon put one in the middle of a pipe before it stopped it

[@srenegebergrasmussen1219]

I'm pretty sure you can :-)

[@gregfisher125]

Yes, but that mechanic only works in their version: Tekkit Classic. I just tried a bit ago in Agrarian Skies and nothing.

[@PunishedIvan]

Greg Fisher Different mod, redpower vs buildcraft

[@katepurdie3524]

I love Sjin and Lewis working together. They're very productive as well as comical, like in this episode and the previous one when they constantly ask themselves questions and take ages to say stuff like Sjin's 'I don't know...'

[@TherealFirestar1]

17:02 --- 17:19 XD LOL

[@jakoski]

YES!!!

[@dalengormis5386]

what people are going to be like when half life 3 is confirmed

[@jakoski]

oh my god...

[@TrentonBlessWrestlemania489]

Classic Yogscast Moment. Someone out there should animate this moment.

[@jokstrjaxn8d445]

Pure happiness

[@violetschamel3918]

The sad thing is they actualy discontinued shadow of israphail

[@euanwill5188]

Simon's scream was like me when I got my XBox. The scream is awesome and it is the best moment of this Tekkit series

[@Goremize]

BRING BACK THIS SIMON!

[@theinsanegamer1024]

IT BLEW UP IN JAFFAQUEST!

[@Goremize]

Theinsanegamer10;-;

[@theinsanegamer1024]

Gorem Hey, it went out in style.

[@theinsanegamer1024]

Gorem Actually, they blew it up with a rocket, which they had the resources to make. They could have made it legit.

[@theinsanegamer1024]

Gorem Antimatter explosives would blow up much MORE than just the Jaffa factory. REDMATTER is a smaller explosion radius.

[@Dragbie12]

Why WAS Shadow of Israphel Canceled?

[@lionocyborg6030]

The same reason Gabe N won’t make Half Life 3: purely to spite us for wanting it as Lewis is sick of hearing about it & every time he does it motivates him less, which is rather mean if you ask me. We wouldn’t be asking if we got both of those things decades ago.

[@jed2519]

this is how u do it a few condensers all the things to make a jaffa and pipe to a chest

[@jackmarkham8527]

Mohammad Moussa OMG that would make such a cool series

[@jed2519]

yes so simple

[@lynnepritchard7285]

+Pearl The Crystal Gem - cool that would make literally a 5 ep series

[@ProSkarmProductions]

I was giggling every time I saw the statue of the cow because I remember in an earlier episode, they said it was what a cow looked like when it was milked too much.

[@TheSuicidalSquirrel]

WAY better than moonquest

[@SVAFnemesis]

I've came back

[@JoeyCoveyduck]

Very english. Much grammar.

[@SVAFnemesis]

Joey Coveyduck Very NAZI, much Gestapo

[@hullian1113]

Ooh! Edgy!

[@theolog3n1]

Server problems

[@theawesomeleprechaun]

anyone notice, duncan has like the best armour and tools and he gets the getting wood acheivement

[@ImagineKlutch]

A couple episodes back he said he doesnt even watch them. Because he LIVES them.

[@Derploop]

that slow mo want slow mo it was simon using the smooth looking thing you use for getting ocelots.

[@scc001igres]

I really owe you so much guys, for this fantastic free entertainment. Im not from England but its my dream to meet you someday and to personally thank you for all this fun and joy you are sharing with the world, not only with tekkit videos but with everythink you do. Big hugs!! PS: So, Shadow of Israphel isnt over... HURRAY!!!

[@brandonknight3319]

makeing rails in normal mc is hard but tekkit is a whole nother level

[@Afonqueror]

This is a new era. A new eggcellent eggcoater. A new and longer outro. And actual jaffas. LONG LIVE THE YOGSCAST!!!!!

[@LchanOtakudom]

17:03 - 17:22 is one of the greatest moments in Tekkit history, in my opinion xD

[@johnsmith5604]

I love how they took this like real life seriously

[@ubergamer1310]

simon in super slow mo sounded like a yawning wookie

[@CedarLodgers]

when Simon saw the jaffas in slow mo he sounded like a manic

[@Proailurus117]

I only recently noticed that the different group's POV's are actually at different times

[@LucieTeresa97]

When Simon saw the Jaffas... I'm crying... I'm literally crying...

[@zynpmelisa006]

87 episodes passed and finally 4 jaffa cakes!

[@bobfish1449]

not to be rude, but it has taken you 100 fifteen minute episodes to get close to a fully functional jaffa factory, but you guys are still my favorite youtube channel.

[@Aresftfun]

*sips leaves* *Immediate cake party*

[@jarredloggenberg6431]

LOL Simon has a complete meltdown with his JAFFAS

[@Xxwolffangwarrior1xX]

I hope there never comes an end to this series :DDDDD

[@Jamie95326]

love how the milking machine was just a test and they were going to build the rest in the cow slug, but now all their milk is going to come from on machine.

[@Zyymurgy]

I just realized, if they did the milking facility like they did the egg facility, with the machines in the floor facing upward, they'd have a lot more milk. Cows would walk over the machines and get milked automatically while still being free range.

[@canooe_621]

8:02 Duncan just got the Getting wood achievement it’s been how many episodes and he hasn’t touched a single log until now, all I say to that is amazing

[@volkiekolkie6624]

if you look good the first time you see lewis trow his last jaffa in the air and then simon starts screaming but in the slowmotion he screams and lewis keeps trowing them

[@THeRealTroy07]

at first i was un-easy about the coaster, but you guys turned it out well!!!

[@FriendlyKat]

Ive never seen a person get SO excited for game food. XD I love simon!

[@ChrisSibley.]

hahahaha i laughed so hard at the Simon slo mo cam! and bacon flavoured icing? I think the yogscast have been watching too much EpicMealTime on here!!!

[@Marigolding]

I wish Sips couldve been there. Such an epic episode

[@BluJa_y]

Simon super excited, Lewis "they taste a little bit porky" Simon "wait what"

[@F10RA]

Simon Super Slow-Mo Cam!!!!! Hilarious!

[@68Squid]

17:09 slow mo simon cam is the best thing that has happened to me all day

[@mineycow6236]

end of the series *makes 100 more episodes* but thank god c:

[@123danielnguyen]

Watching the contraption of rails is way funnier

[@Stickon32]

Sips Sjin and Simon are my favs in this series [:

[@choclat2915]

DAT happiness scream from Simon god

[@Twm757]

Simon Lewis and all of the members of the Yogscast I am just writing this to tell you that you are doing a great job and what every you do dont take any notice of the trolls and the haters. Your videos are very good because 1. They are all funny and awesome 2. They are well edited 3. They get people from all over the world excited when your new videos are out! Keep up the AWESOME work!!!

[@xdguy2569]

“Shadow of israphel is cancelled” -Simon, 18:44

[@syelallouch]

I find it funny that they have a roller coaster outside their house/tea room.

[@DeathEatter107]

i love how they have doors on the decontamination room, but they never use them

[@daveinator6349]

MILK MILK LEMONADE AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE LOL.

[@MegaMickeyjay]

The tower at 2:23 is sips and sjins tower from their series on tekkit

[@franandalex123]

every time I watch the yogscast tekkit. I am inspired to eat jaffas Jaffas for lyfe ;)

[@skastor22]

There should have been a face-cam for when Simon freaked out over the Jaffas

[@LighterZMinecraft]

simon ive been laughing for an hour now that is so funny now gimme some of those jaffas!

[@Terrible_name]

ep88 the starting goal is almost accomplished. hurrah

[@LotsinMyMind]

When Simon said that Shadow of Israphel is cancelled he actually meant it. xD

[@NinjaKirby00]

Simon's laugh slowed down sounds kind of like headcrab zombies.

[@SherioCheers]

I love Simon's Joygasm!

[@jinty_productions]

The Coaster is egg-cellent!!

[@JonnyMJMovieStudios]

Simon laughing slow mo sounds like Gimli crying in the mines of moria

[@lune_dba]

Dont worry there bringing it back in the summer!

[@purpleseal7178]

when they were talking about how to get to the other side of the factory with the track all i could think was JUMP IT! JUMP IT!

[@veterangaming747]

hahaha it only took 88 episodes and the 8 min in duncan gets the acheivement for getting wood XD

[@Clankbot53]

8:02 Duncan just got the best achievement in the whole of Tekkit. Drum Roll please. *Makes Drum Roll Noises* Getting Wood!

[@brokuify]

i like how the end song was much longer this time 'round

[@Rainstrum_]

Couldn't handle myself when they did the super-slow mo with Simon's reaction to the Jaffas.

[@darissadejesus6294]

i choked on my saliva from laughing too hard when simon saw the jaffas

[@jasonspinney1311]

Best Possible Way 10:56 Could have gone: Lewis: How do I make a Cake? Sjin: Well, first you need two eggs, four cups of flour... Sips: Stop talking Sjin the cake is a lie, I would expect you to know that by now

[@Clawthorne]

Jaffa Cake - 2 Wheat, 1 Cocoa bean. Jaffa Cake-Cake - 3 Milk, 3 Wheat, 2 Sugar, 1 Egg. Simon's crazy laugh upon seeing all the Jaffas - Priceless. There are some things EMC can't buy. For everything else, there's Yogscast.

[@Kaiser_XIII]

Start: When the chest on the minecart gets filled with eggs, it'll automatically go. End: When the chest on the minecart gets emptied, it'll automatically go back.