Jail (from DAVE)

[@nickbarrera]

“THEY GOT ME CHAINED TO ROBERTO” 🔥🗣️

[@coolestnerd4696]

this is just an unnecessary detail, but it matters

[@christianrose806]

ON THA BUS TO TOKAWALA 😤😤😤😤🔥🔥‼️‼️

[@njovie13]

We need an album Lil Dicky, youre a professional rapper in case you forget

[@nebs2963]

Elaborate

[@lucasjacobs2928]

This track has more content then most rap albums.

[@ThePrufessa]

I have a feeling he's about to drop one in conjunction with season 3.

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

Ahahahaa

[@JEFFwasHERE...]

Forgot*

[@Sir_Zombie1ted]

This is illegally good. Damn. Lil Dicky is so playful it is genius. Just be you, dude, nothing more, nothing less.

[@capricorn1971ad]

he was really quirky during the filming of this, the guy in the cell next to me reached out and touched daves shoulder and he freaked out.. was fun filming this at Mira Loma. You see me in this about 10 times (with the long brown hair and beard).

[@marvinthemartian4044]

Lil Dicky, we need more straight up music. Your talent is crazy.

[@faisalhussain2270]

Ain't shit straight about this song bruh. 😭

[@ThePrufessa]

@@faisalhussain2270 he's saying he's ready for a new LD album and not just his TV show soundtracks.

[@justindaniel3273]

@@ThePrufessahe is making a joke bruh

[@jpbm4330]

how is this straigt up music. Save that money is straight, this is just shitting on himself. YOu want straight songs listen to longbeach griffy

[@marvinthemartian4044]

​@@faisalhussain2270 huh?

[@BigDawsTv]

A modern day genius

[@jimmygunz9448]

🐐

[@Krishilbun]

Daws knows

[@stashanz]

Pound my ass

[@shawnbaker3245]

Slow down there speed racer. LMMFAO

[@Wanzie]

Ayeeee BigDaws!!!

[@Jikk0]

“They whipped my ass” had me dying lmfao

[@Ghandjaa]

Now i'm not with the blacks...

[@SunsetDiner]

It’s been 84 years since Lil Dicky first teased his newest album… and I’ll patiently keep waiting for the new BARS to drop while I enjoy Dave season 3

[@RiotheSaiyan]

84 years, look at how many likes u got, 84 likes

[@rubikquitous8482]

yeah i wont like it haha is s3 out? any eps?

[@SunsetDiner]

@@rubikquitous8482 the first episode of season 3 is tonight

[@rubikquitous8482]

@@SunsetDiner sick thanks i wasnt aware.

[@Kreed1910]

finally someone who thinks alike.. all these people begging for an album tire me out. The only thing I hold against him is cancelling the EU tour. Probably will never be able to see him now.

[@jCon1114PROductions]

I really like how he ties it all together at the ends with the whole criminal justice thing.

[@JacksonHansen-o8l]

Gives a guy hope to see something truly poetic hit the mainstream, and he didn't even have to say the quiet part out loud. Also helps to know other people think so, too.

[@HuwhyteMan]

That BM was full of shit though. I've been incarcerated a hand full of times, met over a thousand other inmates easy and pretty much all of them were guilty of the crime they were convicted of. Is it disproportionate racially, yes but it has nothing to do with "Rayciss HuWhyte Peepo ™️". I agree that we need to take a different approach to drugs but it doesn't change the fact that the law is the law and if you break it you go to jail and/or prison. Yes we can make the argument about environment but how long are we gonna keep making that excuse¿? You would think eventually things would change because people want better for their communities and themselves but no that doesn't seem to be happening.

[@charlesvinsonjohn6276]

What?

[@dannyf3448]

"It's just such a chefs kiss, mwah" Benny Blanco

[@dannyf3448]

​@Charles Vinson John what the guy wrote here is from the TV show and he says that to the people from his record company listening and when he plays it for Gata and Benny Blanco, you hear the beat and the song ending and Benny Blanco says all the same shit to Dave that Dave said to the label

[@official_razil]

I'm a singer n record producer and believe me when I say this is the most unique rapper this world's ever had, soo.. unpredictable n poetic. Love it✌️

[@JustinleeBeaver]

Unpredictable? Give me a break. Ill make a 'predicktion' his next bar and joke is about a dick. Cmon man, what? "Unpredictable" ha

[@samuelhahn3401]

Man this whole thing just makes me so bummed Dave stopped making music. A whole album of anything CLOSE to this quality would be so incredible.

[@Tsudo615]

Enjoy the show and stop crying lots of music will be on the new season.

[@snowburtonx3]

I unlike your comment just so it get to 69 back again, but I feel you cuh

[@curto201]

@@hypercept Uhhhhh, not releasing any official music in any way since 2015, so 8 years, is basically stopping making music my G. As much as you want to get technical lol.

[@curto201]

​@@hypercept He did not make music for 8 years. Are you going to sit here and say he wrote music this whole time since 2015? He 100% stopped, maybe now hes finally creating it but again, he basically stopped. Slow your ego down though, its a little embarrassing.

[@jason0802]

@@Tsudo615 the show sucks donkey balls. More rap, less Dave.

[@CameosOfficial]

We need the last 6:30 minutes of this masterpiece 👌👌👌

[@spidakg]

bro no we don’t 😭😭😭

[@spidakg]

the fact this went thru his brain and he made this a song, a ‘FAKE’ song, FOR HIS OWN TV SHOW, is amazing. BUT I DONT NEED THE LAST PART

[@spidakg]

@@BLUEBEATLE001 I do

[@honerablemention4550]

@@spidakg I do

[@jonathananaya]

Perhaps

[@kirillkaptur6418]

“Standard procedure, I’m with it” 😂😂

[@Exzactz]

This guy blends comedy and music so well 😂

[@JacksonHansen-o8l]

Tragedy*

[@Oryzen]

its really not that funny

[@yuh8_yp597]

Its almost like he didn’t need to steal jokes

[@jesusisking3814]

For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. Jesus Christ loves you so much that He died for your sins and rose from the dead. If you repent from evil ways, believe that Jesus has paid the fine for your sins on the cross and confess Him as your Lord, you will be saved. You see, we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, that's why Jesus Christ, fullness of Godhead bodily, lived a perfect life, fulfilled the prophecies and law, shed His Blood at the cross just so you could be forgiven, reconciled back to the Father, receive God's love, be made a new creation, whole, sanctified. It's not about religion and what good works you can do to earn salvation, it's only by grace through faith in the finished works of Jesus Christ. Read God's Word, preferably start with Gospel of John, pray for the Holy Spirit to fill you, give you wisdom and revelation that way you're born again and see your life changed by the Spirit of the Most High. Much love and God bless you!

[@Yarden493]

​@@Oryzenit is . I bet you are a sadist

[@RedPillAwake]

Dave, you are correct. This is perhaps the most innovative piece of content, perhaps ever. I’ve seen it like five times now. It gets better every time.

[@budgetsurvival549]

Its crazy cause when Ryheem says "You're a pedofile?" The guard in the backround hears him....then relayed the message to Don Quijote. Attention to detail!

[@uthyvon9490]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Your attention to detail is sublime

[@iamharya8797]

The only man on Earth who can't make you feel bored with a long 10 minutes song ❤🔥

[@johnsilva7447]

Hmm

[@samuelsternillitchjoseph4836]

The history just catch me😅😅😅 couldn't wait to discover how it will end

[@VoidvonStroke]

FR FR

[@iamharya8797]

​@@samuelsternillitchjoseph4836 End is always beautiful 😵‍💫

[@sheraldblair9012]

fr though

[@frizkymusic]

*Everytime he drops, he gives us one of the best songs of the year and a free movie. 🐐😍*

[@MacBaza]

This Old AF

[@PRODBLANE]

@@MacBaza people dumb af

[@maxxmarino6500]

​@@MacBaza yeah but it's off the show he probably didn't see the show, I just literally saw this 6 hours ago after I bought the show lol

[@KneeGrowDoingKneeGrowThings]

@@MacBaza season 3? Cause I don't remember this from season 1 or 2

[@galivnik6491]

​@@KneeGrowDoingKneeGrowThingsits in 2

[@ishdemon_]

we need rest of those 6.5 minutes! damn

[@bronemusik]

don quixote's acting is underrated in this video. he gave life to the lyrics perfectly!

[@m.fheagle3286]

THIS was the most innovative piece of media, maybe ever.

[@JabbaWockeeN9NE]

Dave, we need the full version of this song PLEASE!! This here is a masterpiece! #AyCarambo

[@blacknemoofficial4696]

This hashtag is nuts 😭😭😭

[@lazyailava]

#AyCarambo spread that out everywhere 🤣😂😂

[@blacknemoofficial4696]

@@lazyailava I’ll use it later today 🤣

[@bigJ5489]

Seriously we do! I'm still dying to hear how this song ends since the first time I watched this episode

[@PRODBLANE]

this is the full version?

[@ValerioChiarini]

Work of genius! Just wow! The are so many good things to be said about the music, flow, metrics, lyrics, acting, the idea...ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

[@nicholascollins9880]

Three years later and I still want to hear those last 6minutes

[@murph31221]

Need it

[@konnieeeeeee]

DAMN WE GETTIN OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Joesworstmate]

“The brothers would kill for this shit Cain n Abel” omg dude lmao that works so well

[@TWINTOWERS4123]

Lil DICKY could rap a story for over 2 hours & I would be locked in until he stops rappin lol

[@nyasha17mhako]

Word Bro 💯

[@koketsoriba1768]

True😂

[@FOEKROKA]

reminds me of trapp tarell. He's good with his story telling rap.

[@DerekDuimel]

It indeed is the most innovative piece of content in the history of recorded media ❤

[@moxcardboardtv8797]

I want that other six and a half minutes more than I want another season of Dave lol

[@calebbenjamin6248]

I forgot how insane this song was.😂😂 Lil Dicky is seriously talented with what he can write a song about and make it hilarious

[@thegoldengod3905]

Fuck yes! Thank you for uploading it here, it’s been so hard to watch and share w ppl. But I mean, I think I speak for all of us when I say we’re still waiting on those last 6 and half more minutes tho Dave…

[@brucewknutson]

Definitely

[@KikoZenzen]

That just proves how much of a good storyteller Dave is

[@Kronki01]

Story teller to suck d..

[@jmonsta0007]

Petition for the last 6 and half minutes🙏🏼🙏🏼 we def need it

[@RivenB.]

STORYTELLING IS ON 🔥 I'M LAUGHING THE WHOLE SONG! 😂

[@Blank-jt3nj]

The flow switch ups, the rhyme scheme, the storytelling, all straight genius

[@josephatencio1926]

It sounds weird but there is just something about this song that just resonates, I know it’s supposed to be ridiculous but I find it amazing haha

[@Khragvhor]

pillowtalk is 🔥🔥 frfr

[@FreeRiderFMX]

"The brothers would kill for this shit, cain and abel" Absolute Bar!

[@DarknessTruth24]

He needs to make a whole film like this, just constant rapping with flow change.

[@TheMastaPlan]

"dude, youre a loser" to the kid in the court room had me LOLing

[@jbarclay2122]

dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gibzhy]

When i heard the beginning of this on the show i was so hyped up. I love dickys rapping. storytelling ability mixed with the funny witty humor. But he also just has some crazy bars. Idc what anyone says this is fire. Need some new music asap

[@Japanda92]

Brothers would kill for this shit, Kain and Abel

[@syndicateATH]

The Kain and Abel bar was crazy lol

[@Kabz8]

Lil Dicky's career and Dave have become this entangled meta-ball of hip hop absurd hot fire nonsense groundbreaking rap between the show, and his music career. I just hope we get some new music on top of the content we've been given on Dave. No pressure LD.

[@incantation420]

how have they become entangled when he hasnt released a single song since way before the show dropped?

[@garytan8999]

A true genius. One of a kind to come up with lyrics like this.

[@joshuahenry2138]

How is this so good?? It's giving me pillow talk vibes but it goes in sooo hard haha

[@Mostacs]

Like Gimmick aside, I want Dave to actually drop a heartfelt album that shows his full skills and philosophy in life

[@416turtle]

Check out Russel Westbrook on a farm

[@Z7K8L3]

​​@@416turtle Vox from Barcelona?👀

[@Mista808]

I think he suffers from over criticizing every last detail of his work. Because of this, he struggles to release music very often. Where as rappers that don't care (I can name hundreds that are famous but won't even bother..) they are fine with releasing trash music that's easily forgotten... Dave is the opposite. He's even said it takes him FOREVER to finish new projects cuz he's the type of guy to overly obsess over every last word, the concept, the beat, etc. I totally can relate because I too have that same issue where no matter if a song I make is fire or not.. I still can't accept that it's great, or that I did a great job. I can have 999 people tell me it's fire.. but instead of caring, I'll stress all day about that ONE PERSON who said it sucks! Lil D seems to have that same problem. He needs to drop more music though! This dudes bars are ridiculously good!

[@incantation420]

Yo take a breath bro u r not him will never feel like him just no @@Mista808

[@MrInvisibiility]

I am so proud of you. This is a masterpiece. Truly brilliant!

[@NewtonSparetire]

No other rapper would go here. I love this creative freedom.

[@lionnn1233]

An album titled “Dave” with all the clips and snippets from all 3 seasons finished would go CRAZYYYYY

[@1990HondaEFHatch]

"Isn't it your job to protect people?" slept on line lol.

[@jasper299]

Put the whole show on your next album please🥺 Utter rap genius!!

[@tropicalii]

Damn this went hard af we definitely need a album.

[@j.a.r.family2576]

No! It didn't. Unless you identify as HE/HIM homosexual?

[@vexxspook5519]

@@j.a.r.family2576 bro what?

[@tropicalii]

@@j.a.r.family2576 Lmfao the ending was definitely a weird ass turn for his flow but honestly it's Lil Dicky so i just accepted

[@hunterorion7045]

​@@j.a.r.family2576 no one cares

[@majora2007-joe]

Hope he releases a DAVE album honestly. A lot of the songs from the show are great.

[@brandonpaluses1980]

Lil dickys genius will be fully displayed if he makes a “Penith” Album with alllll the songs from the seasons of Dave. You can’t tell me people wouldn’t be clamoring for it

[@eXit-ubermensch]

Storytelling is amazing!!! No one in the modern era can compare!

[@Lucid603Official]

I have to respectfully disagree, and say in a completely different way Joyner Lucas is by far a top tier story telling artist and he does it from both sides if duality!! Recommend checking him out if you haven't!

[@lab5151]

Yello pain!!

[@darksociety___]

This dudes lyrical ability to mix bars flow cadence comedy is unmatched!!!!

[@dark_alien7145]

God we need more artists like you. I love your flow, wish I had it😭

[@ksgaming6114]

Wtf, it's actually the best and the most unique content ever recorded in history..love your songs ❤

[@gamersrevenge6528]

in history? calm down now

[@MATALOMUSIC]

5:10 I like how dude that rolled his ankle mustered up the strength to whoop his ass too 🤣

[@GUYMANTV]

This is a professional rap song. One of the best I have listened to recently.

[@mistahappy21]

I've come to terms we should all just appreciate the music he blessed us with cause the next time we'll hear new music let alone see a new album from LD it'll be the end of the world

[@roodolf9879]

yeah for sure we should appreciate what's come, but hey I gotta feelin there will be more

[@misterwest69]

Crazy I went to high school w this dude wish he'd do more ish like this it's definitely a market for it

[@twotamatos]

Dude I didn’t know if we would ever get good rap again but I believe in u D u are the man I swear no one has funnier rap then u some days!

[@twotamatos]

Was just joking about a guy gettin his head ripped off at the G hole not only a day ago so I was dying laughing

[@Ka0t1c]

*than

[@ikeluv25]

Dicky please drop a hip hop album. I’ve been rockin wit u since your first mixtape. The remix you did on pound cake was one of my fav tracks, completely bodied pound cake like no other and everybody in the game remixed that joint. Dave is absolutely hilarious but we need atleast 1 more studio album. Professional Rapper was a classic. We need the encore Dicky!!! Much love from CT 203 🤟🤟

[@willpeck1214]

Can't wait for the new season🙌🏽🔥

[@mrbeans2425]

Dude this show is sooo fucking good! and he spits BARS! Can we PLEASE get a album! Hes like the Weird Al of the Hip Hop world.

[@AJtheBillionaire]

"Okay chismoso" 😂

[@rufarojunior]

Season three of Dave is epic and seasons one and two will always be the best

[@lilkoder23]

Please drop another album man. Nobody compares close to the funny talent, yet actually, lyrical bars. Pleaseeeeeee lol

[@PandosII]

3:05 cool detail, a guard walks behind Dicky just as he says "exposing myself to minors" that must be how Don Quixote found out about it lmao.

[@eddienicx]

This man is literally dropping heat on a tv show

[@AyodejiLawson]

I have been addicted to this…this actually a work of a genius

[@Penguins726]

I just got out of county. This is dead on point of my experience. The lyrics and everything. Too fkn funny.🤣

[@reactivereplays5666]

I have been binge watching reactions to your music the past couple weeks man. Missed your music! Amazing timing!

[@Gibzhy]

Bro I’ve been saying this for so long you are so good at rapping and making music, ever since i watched this scene for the first time i loved it and knew it was fire.

[@hollyellis9904]

I was just trying to watch college drumline shit. How did I get here??? Also, I love it

[@X_TheWolf_X]

ok so its hard to say this ...but words aside this beat is banging haha i dont know what id expect from dicky hahah cant wait for more! this had some pillow talk vibes all over . hope we see brain soon

[@93skipper82]

Bro deserve a Oscar and we deserve a part 2✌

[@dwfcollection1286]

Bruh the willing head line is so great

[@stonneerr]

Bro, I was watching this earlier. and I finally got my music to another level i've been tryna reach....you blessed me one of the episodes you said "a lot of rappers use reverb, it carries them and it's kind of like auto tune but not really. anyways.....I used that, and made a song about my ex girl and I think it's gonna be a hit you don't even understand how grateful I am, I hope you see this. I love you man and you are literally the funniest rapper ever and got bars lowkey. Loved your show!

[@Zanecraft]

HELL YEAH!!! Been waiting so long for this to release full 😭🔥❤️

[@trimalo3762]

Okay to be real. I haven't watched your show... and I always come back to your channel to hopefully get a new track with your sound. Been 5 years and nothing . I really hope your doing well. I know this life isn't what we would have thought when we were kids. But it is what it is. I just hope your doing good. Stay up and onelove

[@johngriffith847]

Motherfucker is short changing us been on top of the world for a decade and can't even release 4 songs

[@SteveNatto]

I forgot how insane this is😂 we need that other 6.5 mins to drop

[@DimitriPILORGE]

This guy is a f***g genius😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThoroughlyPleasured]

“I take a charge, but they don’t even notice.” Never fails to make me laugh

[@AudioCheck12]

The show is so good this season. Dope to see him going through that inner struggle of a maturing artist. Cant remember his new girls name but the new love element is very on point.

[@JeffBezo-cd1fw]

Robyn thank god she's not black

[@Insanelyrical]

Freaking hilarious bruh, hope to see more of this on season 3.. Keep it going!

[@420RRRecordz]

Hey Dave I know your probably not gonna see this but I'm clinically depressd bro and I just wanted to tell you your show and your music really makes me forgot everything crappy about life for a while and just zone out and be happy thanks for that keep doing what you do ❤

[@buddyroach]

Damn. Dicky got skills. Even when he's not rhyming it still hits like he is. Very good story telling and self awareness and shit. Deep

[@commaJim]

No

[@danielortizvelasco6150]

It’s been 3 years since it got released and I still watch it from time to time when I’m bored. I always wondered whether he would release the final part and/or a full version song. Absolute masterpiece, man with the little dick.

[@lvl5charmander]

its coming soon 🎉

[@danielortizvelasco6150]

@@lvl5charmander YES! I just saw today he’s planning to release a 10-15 track album with the shows bangers. Blessed

[@kjc5704]

The lil dicky name is in itself a little dick joke, hes not the man with the litle dick ,

[@jesusisking3814]

For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. Jesus Christ loves you so much that He died for your sins and rose from the dead. If you repent from evil ways, believe that Jesus has paid the fine for your sins on the cross and confess Him as your Lord, you will be saved. You see, we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, that's why Jesus Christ, fullness of Godhead bodily, lived a perfect life, fulfilled the prophecies and law, shed His Blood at the cross just so you could be forgiven, reconciled back to the Father, receive God's love, be made a new creation, whole, sanctified. It's not about religion and what good works you can do to earn salvation, it's only by grace through faith in the finished works of Jesus Christ. Read God's Word, preferably start with Gospel of John, pray for the Holy Spirit to fill you, give you wisdom and revelation that way you're born again and see your life changed by the Spirit of the Most High. Much love and God bless you!

[@emoneyizhereson]

I’m already on my 5th listen in 3 days. Good shit David.

[@khatritechnical3094]

We need an album Lil Dicky, you're a professional rapper in case you forget Love from India 🇮🇳

[@claudiocruz1985]

I would love to get my hands on a vinyl signed by this talented person

[@Kip-Dynamite]

Still can’t wait to get the last 6 1/2 minutes of this song

[@aka9805]

This is the most innovative piece of content, maybe ever, in the history of recorded media.

[@BLUU1799]

why is this not on Spotify the song is fire and the instrumental is 🤌🏼

[@evannatland5151]

“Isn't it your job to protect people” 😂

[@Buckshot333]

Nope. Unfortunately lol

[@WeirdSmellyMan]

This dude is still hilarious, he's like the south park of rappers 😅

[@Charles.Foster.Offdensen]

only south park just used to be funny like.... a reallllly long time ago. LD is the comedic lyric genius

[@allsmilesguy]

@@Charles.Foster.Offdensen L take, South Park is the only cartoon to last this long and still be funny af and relevant

[@donaldwillis6434]

Hell yeah man I've been waiting for new music for almost 100 years 🙌 😅

[@DerekWade1]

This is from season 1 of Dave. Not new

[@donaldwillis6434]

Well I gave up waiting so I didn't even know just lemme freak

[@jenniferchristineberg-scha2279]

Love the enthusiastic endeavouring of the descript😅ion of the true-talilty🎉 of the truest of intention.

[@kestee3240]

Classic. Intelligently well composed written produced etc... Lil Dicky, We need an album ASAP..

[@brosghost]

I didn't want this to end!

[@chancybyford]

You can't tease use like that. You make me laugh, and laughter is great for the soul and mind.

[@WiiSnipers4Life]

I don’t know why but I wasn’t feeling it at first and then I couldn’t stop watching it and then he had me rolling on the floor 😂😭 good shit lil dicky, I mean Dave