"We are police colleagues" "This is a work event" one of my favorite lines ever
@utspish Жыл бұрын
Now you can't even do simple addition
@syednoorerasul Жыл бұрын
@@utspishdo we have to teach her college statistics?
@jasonandylzu6846 Жыл бұрын
@@syednoorerasuldo we have to teach her 8th grade statistics
@syednoorerasul Жыл бұрын
@@jasonandylzu6846 do we have to teach her 7th grade statistics?
@A_Shrubbery19016 ай бұрын
@@syednoorerasul *insert snide reply about kindergarten statistics
@cuddlemeheywoodu Жыл бұрын
The way Terry says "this was a very confusing interaction" somehow absolutely gets me, every single time.
@xbrunnx Жыл бұрын
The whole this B needs a C in her A had me dying. We all thought what Jake said.
@Trainer_Ruffles Жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite joke in the entire show
@jarretthuffin Жыл бұрын
You ain't lyin
@madunwagbo4769 Жыл бұрын
And we all KNOW what Jake said
@TheScoppieАй бұрын
Classic scene line, and a shame they didn’t revisit it at the end of the episode once Holt had gone, and this time Amy’s already holding a coconut…
@JoybuzzerX17 күн бұрын
And I fully believe at some point it happened
@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын
I don't know who had the idea of making Amy the more kinky of the two, but whoever did it is a genius
@Raydnt69 Жыл бұрын
Amy ordering 4 shots knowing full well what 4 drink Amy is ;)
@hendrikwirtz8418 Жыл бұрын
@@Raydnt69never thought of this detail So she intentionally broke one of the three rules
@asherong909 Жыл бұрын
@@hendrikwirtz8418ikrrrr
@jarretthuffin Жыл бұрын
FACTS!!!!!
@serenabetala9372 Жыл бұрын
I mean, she’s the intellectual, reserved, nerdy, quirky type. Of course she had to be a freak in the bedroom 😂
@vivianaespinoza5281 Жыл бұрын
Honestly Jake looks so good with circle frame glasses
@kaffir76 Жыл бұрын
8:12 yaaaas! He does! ❤❤
@giovanna6596 Жыл бұрын
Exactly-
@winterlighthome11 ай бұрын
Hot. So hot.
@Ririi2010 ай бұрын
Ikr agreed he always looks handsome but him in a suit with those glasses 🤌🤌
@elaineye928911 күн бұрын
I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP I CLICKED ON THE TIME STAMP AND THE AD WAS AN OWL WEARgING CIRCLE FRAME GLASSES
@MikeMJPMUNCH Жыл бұрын
This is missing Jake taking Amy to the barrel museum
@adityasr2448 Жыл бұрын
"Josiah was a cooper, not a hooper" "Oh, mama..."
@nemigen8871 Жыл бұрын
@@adityasr2448 oh my god that line 😂😂😂
@candidavaide4167 Жыл бұрын
This is ICONIC!!!!!
@noahkarpinski1824 Жыл бұрын
@AdityaSR24 the best part is that implies Jake was paying attention to everything Holt was saying
@jenniferadams7582 Жыл бұрын
Guess was considered to hawt and couldn't include the barrel museum.
@jarredmattingly5369 Жыл бұрын
They left out the best lines of that Jimmy Jabs when Jake untangles the cord, and says, "Your pegging idea worked!" LMAO!
@celestegood5505 Жыл бұрын
7:00 "don't call HR, were getting married" i laughed so hard
@ma133ha_99 Жыл бұрын
Jake never really hid how easily he could get turned. Most of the times it would be Amy turning him on even before they dated *Their kinks are perfect for each other*
@DR-sv8ke11 ай бұрын
Lol I always thought it was nice how they were so open to what the other was into.
@brandontrammel4581Ай бұрын
@@DR-sv8keagreed
@thugvida Жыл бұрын
8:17 jake was ready for something special later that night. i love Amy's reaction to it
@Hardcore_Hybrid Жыл бұрын
amy ordering 4 drinks was intentional
@Ryquard1 Жыл бұрын
4 drink amy :D
@bakhithajoseph59999 ай бұрын
What does intentional mean???
@The_real_indoraptor9 ай бұрын
She did it on propose
@bakhithajoseph59999 ай бұрын
Mole man mean
@grantparker60928 ай бұрын
I never pieced that together before
@Error_-cb5xb Жыл бұрын
5:35, that "bye" was the cutest
@daveclark6324 Жыл бұрын
I love how Jake has to clarify - "To be clear, by 'Take down the syndicate, you mean'..." 🤣
@ian-duh8 ай бұрын
Checking for enthusiastic consent!!
@unlimited97114 күн бұрын
"Sorry officer. I assure you i m not bad. I m trying to have a child . We can make a deal. I ll do whatever you want to bust dat case"
@theshaikhayaan Жыл бұрын
Jake and his humiliation kink 😭
@beefcakebarney Жыл бұрын
What 👁👄👁
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn11 ай бұрын
"Do it harder"
@kamalapuriharitha12403 ай бұрын
You're being so mean. Do it more.
@theshaikhayaan2 ай бұрын
I am literally Jake Peralta😳
@largecert Жыл бұрын
2:23 i CANNOT stop thinking of the attention to detail here
@frankie7384 Жыл бұрын
I remember the reference, that certain drinks make Amy behave differently, what are they again?
7 Drink Amy is Sleepy Amy, as discovered by Gina in the Beach House episode
@devinspencer1678Ай бұрын
I think the hallmark of a good tv romance is when it's still great after the characters get together. And this is definitely one of the best
@winterlighthome11 ай бұрын
Jake in his Dewey costume is INCREDIBLY HOT.
@cosmodusty7 ай бұрын
preach
@giuliajeon8315 Жыл бұрын
"how does it feel to be played like a puppet?" this unlocked a new voice kink in me, thank you Jake Peralta.
@picketfenced57716 ай бұрын
Omg same
@spcmegregАй бұрын
*I broke several lamps trying to hide in the dark*
@PJFeitosa Жыл бұрын
"That's exactly when were it's going " sounds like a improvised line.
@em1ly0517 Жыл бұрын
It could be woah omg
@marinuki667 Жыл бұрын
"THIS WAS A VERY CONFUSING INTERACTION" god i love that so much. as a couple, the best characters are jake and terry and jake and amy, but individually, terry is top 4 best. HE IS JUST A GENIUS. the thing about terry crews is, he is an awesome drawer, plays flute, is a superb actor and is a former football player. what can't he do?! leave some talent for the rest of us, terry!!
@NeddyMontz Жыл бұрын
5:53 “Do it harder” 💀🤣 Jake
@falsegirl5404 Жыл бұрын
2:23 4 shot, amy 4 drink is the kinky one haha
@DokkaChapman Жыл бұрын
Jake & Amy totally pegged after that year's Jimmy Jabs... though they had to be quick and do it before the epi pen's effects wore off.
@gingerwald10 ай бұрын
"This was a very confusing interaction" is one of my favorite interactions😂😂😂😂
@hollysmith1357 Жыл бұрын
3:17 omg he pulled a Ken Adams (FRIENDS reference btw)
@TheScribe1.07 ай бұрын
Regina Phalange.
@Stxymx Жыл бұрын
Every time Amy says “Ohhh mama..”🫠🫠🫠
@RedRoninGM10 ай бұрын
"Eww, It's like you're dating your teacher." "I know, that's so hot." That line!! XD
@JD-ku3xt Жыл бұрын
I was doubting it would ever get kinky, but there was some in there . . . gradually increasing as promised.
@sabrinagayoso3664 Жыл бұрын
Best tv sitcom couple ever
@miguelpadeiro762 Жыл бұрын
Forgot Jerry and George from that one Seinfeld episode😅😅
@tagreene06 Жыл бұрын
God I love how they complement each other and know what the others kinks are
@amysantiagosbinder Жыл бұрын
why do their kinks match each other perfectly…😭😭 I LOVE IT BABAHHAHA
@elizombia Жыл бұрын
1:05 and 1:20 always puts 🦋🦋 in my stomach omg, especially in the second clip : the way they just let themselves fall into the tree it's so intense...
@sapodilla25 Жыл бұрын
They kiss really really well 😭😭 apparently the script notes say to kiss each other "tenderly", and boy do they do that!!
@Sophie-vw5ol Жыл бұрын
2:00 and than that...
@jetvulcan2020 Жыл бұрын
my favorite is the Holt impression, they both have Dady issues with Holt
@kaffir76 Жыл бұрын
5:35 Jake got better looking over time!! ❤❤
@rita8274 Жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard at this bc my husband and I were pretty much the opposite, we were and have tried really kinky stuff before each other but now prefer sensual and sweet vanilla stuff. You honestly never know what someone will end up preferring once you get them really comfortable.
@Sosomyung Жыл бұрын
I just realized I NEEDED this
@nicktroisi6347 Жыл бұрын
“I wish you would’ve gone to prison years ago” 😂😂😂
@RANDOM-KNIGHT145 Жыл бұрын
5:51 Jake just learned something new about himself lol
@d_lilah.0000Ай бұрын
“i don’t know, all i see is clothes hanging off of a genderless blob” HAS to be one of my favorite lines of all time. i can’t describe how loud and hard i laughed when i first heard that.
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Жыл бұрын
3:12 I’ve got to agree with Jake that Amy overcompensated.😅 I also don’t blame Amy for having a crush on Magnum PI (Tom Selleck 😉).
@miguelpadeiro762 Жыл бұрын
Tom's the reason I think about growing and keeping a mustache at 3AM
@cosmodusty7 ай бұрын
9:38 the "oh my goodness" makes me giggle every time
@bennewt Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how I ended up here at 1 am. I’m not complaining though because Jake and Amy are one of the better written relationships in sitcoms
@jarretthuffin Жыл бұрын
The stuff that turns Amy on makes my inner child wheeze and choke laughing 🤣😂
@rrcmk9572 Жыл бұрын
6:43 - MAMA LIKE! One of the bests!
@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 Жыл бұрын
0:50 can't believe I only just noticed that joke.
@hermiona1147 Жыл бұрын
Wait I never noticed that Amy was smiling when Jake was saying the word rabbi turns him on was she saying it on purpose? 🤔😂
@masham7197 Жыл бұрын
his smile at 7:24 tho
@pablodiaz5325 Жыл бұрын
The mama like comment is so messed up hahahahahah i died laughing every time on that
@bakhithajoseph5999 Жыл бұрын
I like how the new captain came and seen peraltiago kissing😂😂😂😂
@leandraleo281 Жыл бұрын
And he died after that😂
@bakhithajoseph5999 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@suricatal Жыл бұрын
Jake as melvil dewey is prob thr hottest he can get
@Zeigler_ Жыл бұрын
5:50 Just this!
@rogueguardian9 ай бұрын
5:53 Jake what does Amy do to you in the bedroom 😂.... you do you man.
@masham7197 Жыл бұрын
jakes confusion and shock at 0:15
@themachiavellian8961 Жыл бұрын
Clearly the kinda couple that is into peguing
@humanrupertАй бұрын
Amy horrified of seeing Holt while she's roleplaying gets me every single time
@eg_tasinАй бұрын
2:15 "Nothingggg!"
@maxb148 Жыл бұрын
I have always found Amy liking Jake dressed up as Melvil Dewey really messed up because of Dewey's controversies
@leavemealone8022 ай бұрын
8:17 this is why Jake is the perfect man
@dadbodtee498716 күн бұрын
Amy's "mama like!" always kills me
@tukxu Жыл бұрын
NYPD, Freeze! We are police colleagues! You are under arrest! This is a work event!
@stuff5392Ай бұрын
She's so perfect.
@feynthefallenАй бұрын
I had that over-ear flashlight. It was totally useless as a flashlight, but adding some greeblies made it into the perfect sci fi costume accessory.
@shounak10 Жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, the way she said this B needs a C in her A, that did it for me lol.
@RyuGekinTyranno5 ай бұрын
Nypd we are police colleagues!! You're under arrest. This is a work event!!! Best lines ever.
@JaderFCNАй бұрын
- It's like you're dating your teacher. - Yeah, that's so hot! 😂
@daycejohnson7 күн бұрын
I love them so much
@thebandit0256 Жыл бұрын
Hey my Favorite Drug Peraltiago
@jaylene.turner6524 Жыл бұрын
Love this. 🤣
@jackbailey971417 күн бұрын
Amy getting turned on by Jake’s attendance record is absolutely hilarious. Also Jake and Amy dressing up for role play purposes is my second favorite thing.
@justpotato5436 Жыл бұрын
What episode is 1:47 I watched this show so many times and I don’t remember this one
@brandnewties Жыл бұрын
S2E17 Boyle Linetti Wedding
@myidiocyatmyfinest7 ай бұрын
i feel like one of the reasons that teddy was not compatible for amy was because he was boring for her in every aspect
@powellvd Жыл бұрын
3:52, 7:18 LOL
@GR8NE555 күн бұрын
I love Jake and Amy! They are my favorite TV couple of all time!
@Jc27uhh4h4h4 Жыл бұрын
"absolutely, take your clothes off"
@DreamEngine70720 күн бұрын
I love that these two were a thing all the way through the show
@thelittlejdmanshow3898 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail makes amy look like a psychopath 😂 Edit: nevermind they changed the thumbnail.
@captaindelta43 Жыл бұрын
Jake n Amy ❤
@Imperius_Rex_753 Жыл бұрын
Zero absences? Oh mama...
@dix_keedyuwu50602 ай бұрын
in what episode appears this part 1:36
@mauritzfunke2802 ай бұрын
I think season one episode 13
@tamishasarkar1410 Жыл бұрын
Can someone please tell me which episode 3:20 is from?
@daisythehavanese Жыл бұрын
s3 ep7
@Artsy1564 ай бұрын
It was the last one for me 😂😂😂
@bakhithajoseph5999 Жыл бұрын
The bet so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@denycastАй бұрын
I was waiting for 7:15 the whole video😅🤣
@bakhithajoseph5999 Жыл бұрын
I like jonny and Dora Secene 😂😂😂😂
@notxoxosara3 ай бұрын
jake and amy are everyones dream couple
@jasonx-ray3921 Жыл бұрын
OMG. It's been 4 years. I need to get lay...
@zach1124123 күн бұрын
She has to take the Syndicate down. ❌ She has to go down on the Syndicate. ✅
@bluelightning627 Жыл бұрын
Amy is that one hot quirky nerdy girl that keeps you wondering... how can a stunning woman like this have a cringey personality 😂😂😂😂
@bakhithajoseph59999 ай бұрын
hey then nothing🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vickyyywu27 күн бұрын
his backpack story reminds me the one in Friends
@nalyajj Жыл бұрын
I🖤🖤🖤🖤I
@stratosfire1943Ай бұрын
"I love you too, now goooooooo"
@tmoney18762 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The guy that invented the Dewey Decimal system was a horrible horrible person.
@elisecode2212 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the pegging one
@pixelcatmagic Жыл бұрын
Ayo what is the B99 channel doin
@Harvey_Mod20 күн бұрын
Jake and Amy worked too well 🥹
@AmitCinematicUniverse2 ай бұрын
I never realized that I based Gwen Stacy's kinky side in my fanfiction on Amy's kinky side. Now that I know what my source of inspiration was, I have another reason to watch B99 again while writing the sequel.
@ToudaHell3 ай бұрын
Where's the barrel museum?
@denycastАй бұрын
Where Amy and Jake planned from the beginning ? That they are get married while the show is still running
@AlexJordan Жыл бұрын
they are super cute etc. etc. but this is completely out of order???