Jake and Amir: Bus

Public transportation, Private conversations.
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[@LMNtaLXicon]

I never noticed how much care Jake constantly puts into memorizing every word Amir says for recounting.

[@YellowPenis]

YARR!!!!

[@wolffInspector]

Jake has the best memory

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Let the record show that this comment has now reached four hundred and twenty upvotes on Thursday, July. 1st 2020 at 10:49 PM PST. After 7 long years.

[@Floedekage]

@@KonkeyDongkey Lol.

[@KonkeyDongkey]

@@Floedekage I couldn't help myself.

[@sonicrushXII]

And great narrative skills

[@ravencom1]

Uptoke him to Karma heaven

[@lukieswrld]

score one for the hurwitz brothers, if you don't like our power take it from us with brute force

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

+Luke Evans Best fucking line

[@juanvalencia6362]

Thats when we were both tased

[@Welpme69]

Just picturing it 😂😂

[@Anton-wk8lv]

"I have very thick skin, but that was a low blow" is one of my favorite sentences from the J&A series. I've used it several times to jokingly act insulted

[@supameta]

The "mix between che guevara, bam margera and dom irrera" part is the best

[@deano9]

Every video has at least one line that comes up in your mind when you hear one of its words. Any mention of che guevara, bam margera or dom irrera instantly brings this bit to the front of my mind

[@logansmith6342]

@@deano9 same XD

[@evilpersonxxiv2881]

Probably one of my favorite lines from all of Jake and Amir

[@jacksnyder6104]

One of the all time great lines from all of KZbin

[@samweldon8104]

The really crazy part is that it actually KIND OF makes sense in the context of what he did. Like a mix of those three people is actually what Amir would really think of himself doing what he did on the train

[@NateWild]

I'll never understand how Amir can get people to chant for him in this world where he's universally hated...

[@smokejc]

+somerandomguy365 That's why it's funny!

[@JD_tcb]

that's the joke. Jake literally comments on it.

[@tastytizzler1383]

@@JD_tcb He understands that dickhead

[@Anton-wk8lv]

It's also a world that hates Jake, so it could just be anti-Jake instead of pro-Amir.

[@JimNotCarrey]

"Leased to own an audi" gets stuck in my head fot days at a time

[@PurpsJL_HAQ]

I love how Amir points out that Jake doesn't need to retell the previous events as he was there and witnessed them himself. I just find this funny as that's a staple for a lot of the Jake and Amir episodes.

[@jonnil1997]

Best part

[@ExplodiumYGO]

this is one of the best ones ever...

[@irishboy0909]

1:15 - I think that's my favorite Jake and Amir clip of all time.

[@mariabrown6926]

Jake is a buff and a cool

[@gregstephenson3383]

maria brown Amir is a philosopher and a cool

[@prakharjay]

@@gregstephenson3383 Upvote him to karma heaven baby!

[@wieds1644]

this made me cry laughing. idk if you’ll see this but good shit

[@SourSauerKraut]

I love seeing jake and Amir in public places.

[@doink4997]

OMG I'd be so embarrassed..

[@dropout]

HE'S RIGHT

[@PeterPhantomForces]

whomst?

[@legendtaco1]

@@gyattrizzV your the shitbird, shitbird!

[@bigt1877]

@@gyattrizzV lol

[@y2kona]

ok

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

0:45 I love how Amir chuckles to himself as Jake repeats Amir’s joke

[@TriforceTK]

"Score one for the Hurwitz Brothers"

[@michaelkopischke8072]

2:30 "I told the officers you have a personality Disorder" To be fair, Jake probably wasn't lying here...

[@smokejc]

"How can you start chants this easily?" is one of their funniest lines.

[@CameronBaba]

1:17 I'm crying laughing for some reason

[@smexycici17]

It was amazing lmao

[@Andreas9088]

The hard "r" makes it even better.

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

“Yeah well except my dad had an Audi, so thanks for playing”

[@asfand5747]

Jake: What you listening to? Amir: N*ggas in Paris........................N*GGAS IN.. Jake: I GOT IT!!!

[@karldejong5731]

oh nice glad you could hear what they were saying and transcribe it for us hey buddy?

[@Asb20334]

Alessandro LeVine the song tittle doesn't have a hard r

[@oscarsaris3183]

Oh no, he really stuck the landing on that R, buddy.

[@smokejc]

He's actually saying knickers.

[@grammarnazi2979]

Yes quite. I agree with Benjamin

[@umno9830]

Plot twist: Amir spent like a bad amount of money paying people to go on the bus with him and chant when he starts chanting

[@DatsMac]

What's a bad amount of money?

[@SerraPontosSoc]

​@@DatsMac It's like the worst amount

[@DatsMac]

@@SerraPontosSoc Any amount would be the worst amount!

[@SerraPontosSoc]

@@DatsMac Never mind I said

[@siamrahman1409]

Man these are the toughest jobs. Imagine how many times they have to do this over and over because they couldn't hold their laughs xD

[@capmiller546]

HOW CAN YOU START CHANTS THIS EASILY!?!?!?!?!??!?

[@coreylynch6801]

Amir really said n*****s in paris twice😂

[@lucky12297]

With a hard r even

[@DSCKottawa]

And I'm on a boat by lonelyisland

[@user84074]

1:15 We finally found out who was in Paris.

[@dais1151]

"Raise your hand if you think I have social issues" is one of my favourite lines

[@beepain6005]

Can't BELIEVE I didn't notice until now that it's all collegehumor members on the bus

[@paulmiller958]

Jake tries so hard not to laugh when amir describes 69 to him lol

[@pratyushghosh5701]

This is one of my very favorite episodes.

[@TheLiam1811]

hey... hey! that's a toddler dude! gets me everytime

[@kingquong]

the end was the best bit! "HOW CAN YOU START CHANTS THIS EASILY!?" ahhahaahaa!

[@KhyleTM]

The way Jake looks in surprise of everyone chanting "Move on" is under appreciated

[@zestyzucchini57]

I love how everyone else on the bus is just minding their own business, like Jake and Amir are always on the bus and this is how it goes all the time

[@nealdlugokinski1559]

"You said there was anthrax on the train" "it was a goof!"

[@fightingfoos]

how does Jake have such an incredible memory for everything Amir does and then he recites it all back to him

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

Long running joke and explanation for Jake constantly reexplaining Amir’s actions should just be bad memory and possible brain damage on Amir’s end lol

[@AV24798]

Honestly one of the best ones and that’s saying something. Fucking gold all the way through

[@jonathanmaroon4014]

Am I the only who thought he meant 'Audi' as in an outtie belly button?

[@AmethystEyes]

Me too. Lol

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

lease to own...

[@Silverwind87]

+Jonathan Maroon same same

[@eboooo]

Jonathan Maroon you're beautiful it doesn't matter

[@Fifthcell]

Not me

[@jadenmcrae]

Thanks for playing

[@SamoneRules]

I was literally laughing sooo hard when Amir dropped his money.

[@KazuDiabolis]

i'm starting to believe Jake is actually in hell & Amir is his punishment

[@boobedeeboop6164]

when Amir said his dad had an Audi I thought he meant he had an outtie and i was really confused as to why they were talking about Amir's dad's belly button

[@skunkpirates]

So that’s how he made Doobs’ life a living hell!

[@guitarmonsta85]

This is the best one yet. Hands down.

[@TheEquilibrium]

Reminds me off my friend matt, I'm like this with him all the time, i fear for my safety

[@dixiecronin7791]

Lol Jake is finally called out on how much he narrates Amir's actions back to him

[@LOCOnarwhal]

Has there ever been an episode where jake attempts to start a chant but fails? Cuz tht would be pretty funny

[@alexvesel1]

I think there is actually I don't remember which one though

[@Matizor]

Icing :-)

[@Exubeh1]

They both start chants in that episode, only Amir's failed. Jake's is actually successful. EDIT: depending on your definition of successful

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

Oznerol not sure if it counts, but in 'poker' everyone turns against him after his gay milkshake "joke"

[@NathanAshany]

in "Icing" Jake chants chug at Amir and no one joins. Doesn't really count but its close

[@garciaalexa26]

Leased to own an Audi 😂😂😂😂lives rent free in my head

[@lj-iv5rx]

I say it constantly still!

[@me5788]

Bring back Jake and Amir

[@platypuskeytargaming1509]

they are

[@OhplsAndrew]

They better be, those those those those those, QUEEN DIVAS

[@killuminati0045]

They have a podcast called, If I Were You. They have a KZbin channel as well called, Headgum.

[@Aaron-un4jo]

I love when Jake tells the story back to amir and it's just insane

[@DendyJungle]

"when nobody laughed, you started crying"

[@falzonto6099]

Honestly, one of my fav jake and amir episodes!

[@erik_arman]

”A mix between Che Guevara, Bam Margera and Dom Irrera.”

[@iAimToBeatYou]

There will never be a last episode. This series will continue on for infinity. Jake and Amir will be blessed with eternal life, which will quickly prove to be more of a curse than a blessing as they watch everything they love diminish and are forced time and time again to adapt to the constantly changing societal norms, adaptations which no person has ever been plagued with in one lifetime. But on the bright side, we'll have a shit ton of Jake and Amir to watch.

[@Alex-zu7vx]

Best video ever watched by human kind

[@a.9913]

Jake and Amir remember storming the capitol building.

[@centigradz]

I don't watch collegehumor anymore coz these two guys are not there.

[@justrusty8399]

He wasn’t afraid to tell us who was in Paris

[@LongLongLists]

You're poor, you're poor, ya'll are poor, IMMA RICH BITCH

[@figgledoi]

You're a bitch?

[@101xp]

I'm not a bitch! I'm rich... JAMES BITCH

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+Potatomato If you're not cracking up right now, then you've never seen The Chapple Show. Like, that's it.

[@DarkRhyno80]

This keeps me entertained on my hour and a half bus commute

[@K2MNI]

- Urinals are for peepee, toilets are for doodoo This is my favorite Jake and Amir joke, ever.

[@n64p3]

This is my new favorite jake and Amir

[@ianmathwiz7]

Amir seems to have different ideas of what 69ing is between this episode and World Cup 2.

[@zestyzucchini57]

everytime jake and amir make a lonely island reference i get chills. Literal chills. Im so hapoy

[@jacobrayner6985]

all moved to the IfIwereyou channel :O

[@oliverclrrk]

Yeah what happened? They’re still showing on college humour but here they have the views and no comments?

[@beastmodejones7996]

I think Jake and Amir bought the rights to the show. That’s my best guess.

[@lightningmcdweeb]

what's happening

[@mnkittel]

Saw the title. Saw the picture. I didn't even have to watch it to know it'd be great.

[@xSlyhawk]

urinals are for peepee. Toilets are for doodoo. Man why haven't I been watching these guys?

[@Pertilious]

probably one of the funniest jake and amirs that i've seen

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Can't believe this came out when I was 20

[@wizard4047]

bruh i was 11 when this dropped

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

@@wizard4047 and you understood the jokes?

[@TeamJella]

​@@LORDUnLuCkY13most of these jokes are middle school humor. Maybe some of the political jokes would fly over a kids head, but "urinals are for pp, toilets are for doodoo" or "69 percent"?

[@TheJoyrunners]

@@TeamJella technically the 69% joke is a play on the “I am the 99%” slogan that was popularized from the Occupy Wall Street protests. Probably not something an 11 would know about, unless they are a history buff.

[@TeamJella]

@@TheJoyrunners a play on the 99% sure, but the number 69 was chosen specifically because it's a sex position. His whole joke is "hahaha I said a sex thing". He even then went into detail about it, even if he was wrong about what the position is.

[@superduperkoolman123]

Everyone listen up this is an emergency, there's Anthrax on the train, take off all your clothes... and open up this pit, because they're playing a free show, horns up.

[@stephenandrews2749]

This is the best jake and Amir of all time.

[@uzab]

who was in paris

[@SC2warms]

Jake and Amir is stepping up! They were always great, but last couple of episodes, fantastic!

[@41609740pm]

SCORE ONE FOR THE HERWITZ BROTHERS

[@xshadowinthemorguex]

Jake always catches my attention I have no idea if it's his humor or his charm lol

[@tenishasuggs9680]

dude i would love to have a friends like jake amir so cute and funny how do i get on this show

[@sean123456789]

I thought to myself what could be better than Jake and Amir......mobile Jake and Amir.

[@TechGameNPlay]

How can you start chants this easy?? xD

[@useral88]

This is why I watch jake and amir. Of late they were not making funny ones but they r back

[@bartholomuethe-guitar9676]

I started a chant once. it was fun.

[@julianscales1807]

Yeh? Well your stoopid. Ooooooo get rekt m9. 360 no-scope 420 blazin

[@iZaxer]

This is the best jake and Amir by far

[@Buzz_Killington]

I am the 69 percent

[@farrisramouni477]

I love all your episodes of Jake and Amir

[@noelslist]

Dear god, I know someone exactly like this :(

[@PaulMagnusSrensenClark]

+alice patey I'm sorry.

[@architreddy2912]

+Schumann Yu-Sandstrom Jesus Christ dude

[@thedantschubros]

wrong jesus christ never had a wife nor child he ate children he picked off of the streets

[@EBOMBAYMagic]

Lol starting chants should be one of those things Amir can just do. Like put on sunglasses really fast xD

[@oswaldsweezlebogger6826]

I thought he said "My dad had an outie!"

[@ShapedEdits]

Belly Button

[@juanvalencia6362]

Thanks for playing!

[@BaconManProd]

I saw this episode 3 weeks ago. It's still pretty funny though

[@bingo6073]

Who's in Paris?

[@s1ight]

I immediately started laughing out loud when amir started singing at the beginning

[@Franmarie1300]

POV you’re here from the tiktok

[@zaydenstone4423]

No

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

What tik tok?

[@TheCactusWarrior1]

That guy in the back doesn't give a.... Until the end! LOL

[@feltlayerplays5709]

Bare people boutta be here after that tiktok

[@FluxDigital]

Lol, you guys got me when Amir started chanting haha

[@christianpalapala1446]

Who’s here from tiktok

[@evynbradshaw7169]

Me😂

[@infaBmous]

What? Is there a tik tok vid trending that uses this vid?

[@jakemeusburger6804]

Lmaoooo

[@radar6244]

@@infaBmous yeah because they made the uh fellas in Paris joke in this video which is popular now

[@brandonyoungkrantz5027]

yea definitely

[@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187]

I love how easily he starts chants

[@squishyface1519]

I actually loved this so much

[@MrFlamewhisp]

More like this, a gem in the series.

[@antonydandrea]

Love that "jake narrates what happened" thingt they do

[@mitchelletzkin1321]

Busted out laughing so hard when at the "score one for the Herwits brothers" part lolol

[@candycrystalpremium]

Why is Amir making me laugh so much this year 😂😂

[@DixieCronin]

Lol Jake is FINALLY called out on how much he rehashes shit