Jake and Amir: Cock Monster

[@HeySeanEly]

"You're not smart enough to have a panic attack" might be one of the best lines they've ever written. 😂

[@mz-hv2vh]

Peak of Jake's brutality

[@tjtennisicmroll2k]

not really

[@afroshark2799]

Just jumped to the comments to write the exact same thing... 🤣🤣 That cut me to the core, I'm dying over here

[@ImSquiggs]

Reminds me of another favourite of mine, where Amir is doing the airplane scam and tries to make it into a whole thing about how airports are gouging customers: > Don't turn this into some kind of noble cause, okay? You're incapable of having an idea that big.

[@itsJRey]

​@@tjtennisicmroll2k he said MIGHT be.... MIGHT be

[@BarginsGalore]

I can’t tell if this is a reupload or they Thomas crown affaired the plot out of my frickin cranium

[@BrendanV87]

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[@takatotakasui8307]

Obviously the first thing, right?

[@btchpants]

They say the year in the video.

[@and_the_first_last]

They're posting them to Headgum a month early now

[@PashutHerenstein]

I saw this one b4 like a month ago..

[@user-xv3fg3ii2k]

Headgum's throwing phone being a dramatically different colour than the non-throwing phone is genuinely taupe

[@kaiwilson5628]

Exactly right.

[@xenasaur520]

taupe? dope

[@Ben-kg5ez]

That shit is at least mauve

[@awoodhouse17]

@@kaiwilson5628 rice?

[@LawGirl177]

Not amber?

[@LolaTeFaitChier]

The “you’ve browned out” reference gives me life

[@howlingwolf317]

Poor Mickey, he deserves to be on Amir's contact list.

[@stebsis]

He was on it but it was all a mind game, Mickey. A fucking Riddle, Mickey!

[@soffdogsmedia7121]

@@stebsis yeah i wrote down your number mickey and i threw it away mickey actually mickey truth be told, i didnt even write it down mickey cuz you d- your voicemail isnt setup mickey!

[@Roronoa2zoro]

I believe the line in the finale was "Goodbye forever". Amir has that ish on the blacklist.

[@EllaSharp]

and leron...i guess theyre both gullies :(

[@Crybaby-Media]

@@EllaSharp that’s what I was thinking. I thought Leron was Amir’s bestie

[@user-xv3fg3ii2k]

I love how Amir chooses to organize a sentence: "Surprise!" "You have BEEN!" "And then it just gets worse from there D:"

[@incog.nyto.]

He's never been

[@xenasaur520]

@@incog.nyto. what do you mean it's never been? it HAS been, it's currently being!

[@brix1094fuckhandles]

"your not smart enough to have a panic attack" yup this is definitely a 2011 jack and amir vibe, and it's glorious.

[@MrAsaphelps]

Jake's change in demeanor when he sees the screen is pure gold

[@Prizm17]

This feels like a classic jake and Amir episode, I love it

[@sondresterb3613]

Feels like? It is it!

[@Prizm17]

@@sondresterb3613 I mean clasic, like same thumbnail for every vid, 2013, CH J and A

[@topcat1399]

Agree

[@TheAbigailDee]

This one is the best one in the current era and genuinely might be in my top of all time. You're right, a modern classic.

[@eveiveneg6522]

“You, parm, and 911” gets me every time lmao

[@orins_odyssey]

Good to see these guys are still at it

[@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

WAIT! PARM IS STILL ALIVE!?!? That guy has got to be like 110 years old! Wonder how life has been with no eyes....

[@liamwines883]

We need a bully murph ep again. Will make my life

[@awoodhouse17]

jesus. yes. those were amazing.

[@halimadams1007]

this feels like such a classic episode lmfao, keep it up!

[@julianwang860]

Unexpected peak J&A humor in 2023. Taupe. Love the video and you guys.

[@takatotakasui8307]

"'You have been...' and it just gets worse from there!" "What does it say!?"

[@geekroom2365]

Holy GUAC dude! These new episodes are ri-dinkie-donkie! I gotta have em! B-b-b-b-baaaaaad!

[@MrZanvine]

This has to be one of my favourite new J&A episodes. There are so many jokes, call backs and both characters are on form. Love the phone throwing/not catching gag.

[@fishcati5620]

Parm would have been 103 years old today if he hadn't taken his own life. RIP king

[@aphemeron]

this felt like SUCH a classic ep. what a rush.

[@coreydunkin]

Binged a bunch of old Jake and Amir and so happy to see we're still getting new ones

[@enceladus2263]

This really felt like an episode straight from 2011. Awesome job guys!

[@zyoa]

It is

[@incog.nyto.]

@@zyoa excuse?!

[@Ben-kg5ez]

For real felt the same way

[@jameshenrick]

Genuinely now one of my fav Jake and Amirs and I’ve been watching since the start. I’ve already started forwarding the Christmas Cock Monster to all friends and family as we approach Christmas. Todah.

[@TheAbigailDee]

Agreed. This is one of the greatest of all time. So funny

[@nihal74321]

jacob and amirsville population: seen this before

[@preenisgreen]

You guys really know how to get me to shed tears of soy

[@baschoen23]

WE did it.

[@seminmensah]

Love this! You're getting back to your good old comedy gold 😂

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

We've all been smacked by the re-upload monster.

[@Varooooooom]

Y’all should make a skit around “rizz” similar to “Jake and Amir: Swag”

[@kirbylover37]

1000% Very good idea

[@GuyaretoGames]

I needed this!

[@nolanrudolph5463]

I love you guys! By the way why isn’t Leron a friend of Amir anymore? Also, would love to see Amir fall for a phone scam, could help some people to watch as well!

[@earf429]

He freaking divorced him

[@brandonhaney55]

No he freakin divorced him

[@boblangford5514]

@@brandonhaney55 Just because they aren't cousins anymore, doesn't mean they can't be friends.

[@xenasaur520]

@@boblangford5514 it was not an amicable divorce

[@danielt1985]

You browned out 😂😂😂 so happy to hear that and then the happy 40th brought me back to reality of how long it's been since i first started watching these guys. Childhood legends live on thank god and still got it too

[@maddogmatt44]

Oh Thank God! It's 2010! I just had this awful nightmare about the collapse of everything starting 10 years from now but *whew* glad that wasn't real...

[@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

Still can't get over the fact that yall in America think the shit show only started in 2020.... Meanwhile, for a solid ten or twenty years prior, the entire planet was screaming at yall about how the shit show was starting...

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

​@@BruceNJeffAreMyFliesIt's a common meme that everything went to shit in 2020, but it obviously ain't true. Ask any American, and they'll tell you things have been regressing for years.

[@munjee2]

I was so confused, it good that these are finnaly on this channel and not the head gun channel

[@StuckUnderTheCovers]

Wow gotta give it up for Parm, still going at 103!

[@heisafraid]

Amirs gone for 8 months and you put him on blast for that?

[@ashaynale9146]

such a classic JnA episode!! LOVE IT!!!

[@MikeDaaBeast]

❤ love you guys. Your jokes brighten my day 😊

[@krismanwaring402]

Jake, Parm, and 911! I fucking love you guys, thanks for the laughs and the goofs

[@tundrastreaming]

It took you 8 months to make this this this....poison?! We all deserved so much more than this!

[@petrichor1956]

One of my favourite Jake and amir videos

[@JoseRivera-iv7tx]

Loving these new episodes 😂

[@devongifford4100]

I really love this stuff

[@FirestarRoxMySox]

top of my feed. yeah i’ll watch this

[@Skoopa92]

No matter how long the hiatus the comedy is always ALWAYS peak

[@lumjum7274]

YES new Jake and Amir!

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

I GREW UP ON JAKE AND AMIR IM SO GLAD THAT I FOUND THIS OMG!!

[@yakplateado1923]

are my eyes fooling me? a new Jake and Amir episode? what a Christmas mjracle!

[@Freemoney1000]

A re upload? I deserve so much more than this

[@locklanh]

best new ep yet

[@hayberdasher8625]

I am amazed an impressed that they are still as funny as they were 10 years ago

[@justinfoster5995]

The quiet explaining Amir at 2:44 is quite frankly an amazing mode for the character. I'd like to see a lot more condescending Amir

[@lukef6940]

I LOVE THESE

[@thebenforever]

The continued throwing of the phone is amazing and necessary.

[@hannes2927]

you, parm and 911 sick rhymes

[@4vendetta1]

If this is how Amir responded imagine how frickin chicken Parm would have responded

[@FaeriePuck]

Fucking DYNAMITE. Instant classic this one!!

[@erasmus1982]

It feels so good…. It feels like 2012 with better resolution and better iPhones. I miss it when it was my decade

[@gavindillinger8104]

This is like my 8th time watching this one. It is no joke top ten Jake and Amir for me.

[@yourfriendalex6852]

this is perfect

[@joshxkerrigan]

the boys are back in town!!! Duh nun nun nuh nuh

[@lukef6940]

“‘You have BEEN’ …. and it just gets worse from there” lmao

[@Varooooooom]

The A in “Amir” is supposed to be capitalized. Or is he an improper noun of himself now?

[@UseTheSchwartz26]

No March Madness video? Diva roaches for this.

[@matthewbecker9164]

A reupload? I deserve so much more than this.

[@AndrewBell]

BRILLIANT! MORE!

[@PeachBeef]

This one felt like their prime, late CH shit. That classic shit. That guap shit. Felt so good. Rice.

[@CHESSZILLA]

this video is even funnier if you watch it again immediately it finishes

[@nickcangaming]

“You’re not smart enough to have a panic attack” 😂😂😂😂

[@edwardwarrick605]

I almost had a heart attack while driving on the BQE 🤣🤣🤣

[@smaakjeks]

"The Christmas Cock Monster" is just a funny collection of words XD

[@SeraphsWitness]

I love that he has 911 in his contacts.

[@thatnerdj]

It's 2023 and I'm watching a new Jake and Amir!?

[@splintmeow4723]

Nostalgia hitting hard 🥰

[@petrichor1956]

Goated

[@tiagotavora7660]

RIP Parm

[@wxwoodster]

YOOOO 😂😂

[@davidsenecal7076]

this is so funny 🤣

[@SolidMikeP]

Nailed it

[@eddygarcia1707]

So ace. Jake and Amish still got it!

[@LBtherealest]

This one is totally on par with classic J&A!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@katz2_233]

im glad to hear parm is still alive

[@acgm046]

Vintage February episode

[@chadmichael8021]

I cracked up so hard when the name was set on the phone.

[@DefenderOfAzeroth]

fucking hell. so glad to see new content.

[@Jomali]

I've been slapped by the deja vu monster.

[@wafflemaker6590]

The way Amir sinks down after he throws the phone fucking kills me

[@scytha3721]

quality content. Upon reading that text via the video I feel I have also been slapped.

[@CroshVine]

Ho Ho NOOOOOOOO!!! lol, callbacks.

[@CroshVine]

And yes, I already seent it.

[@OJOBISH]

A video so nice they upload it RICE

[@mikelor84]

clap rice and say all-rice

[@travpots6318]

Good job

[@chiaseedpudding3463]

I was just watching J&A videos as this was uploaded 😂

[@MikleJones]

Ace Video

[@nukelewman]

"Do you see your name Micky? In my contact list micky? No micky? Look again micky. That's right micky. You aren't my friend micky. Never been my friend micky"

[@jordanspence4950]

Parm made a return!

[@LawGirl177]

I like the idea that parm is somehow like 105 now, cuz he was in his 90s in the old episodes haha

[@tammymilda2169]

“Happy 40th”…ugh I can’t believe how old we’ve got 😢

[@darylgraham4313]

I'm from the future, I'm actually watching this on christmas.

[@WelhamGaming]

"and the third contact is 911, and I don't even know how to remove that off my phone, and I can't call them because they blacklisted my number!"

[@ttahhhaaha]

Classic

[@TheRetroRiddler]

That goddam chicken Parma jan!