Jake and Amir: Gardening

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[@adampanzica3820]

“Work is fun but I’ve actually been into hobbies recently”

[@sprintonbeat]

honestly, this is probably one of the best jake and amir sketches ever. every line is hilarious

[@Vyndyka]

The lines, and the acting/delivery is fucking perfect

[@lakyjar]

Excuse you

[@roughryder5]

I was just about to say that.

[@roughryder5]

@@lakyjar No excuse you

[@Psychol-Snooper]

You're just saying that because you're just thankful it's not the Amir from the Compost sketch. "Murph!"

[@MegaNightmare4]

The funniest part of this series for me was always how Amir can always grab anything out of nowhere like a cartoon character

[@MegaNightmare4]

I agree.

[@MegaNightmare4]

I agree.

[@yoyobanana9183]

.eerga I

[@CarloMartinini]

I agree.

[@couldntthink]

What episodes is this shown in? I think I missed them.

[@thatquietkid]

"im sorry but i'm not gonna apologize"

[@cymothoa.exigua]

Amir is Canadian

[@Dinco422]

Fucking hell some of these lines were so fucking underrated back then....

[@Yang-ob4lk]

He's actually sorry not sorry

[@LyghtWaves]

Amir spent like a bad amount of money on gardening equipment.

[@SophieJackson1993]

Alex 9........bucks..

[@pretzels3273]

Any amount of money would be a bad amount of money.

[@yousufkidd]

Alex and cash

[@immortalsun]

What’s a bad amount of money?

[@Daniel-ze3rt]

Its like the worst amount

[@Themingemoblie]

Jake struggles not to laugh most sketches and just smirks

[@CarloMartinini]

Which is hilarious.

[@SmileyLegoGuy]

"Scrooge McFuck"

[@dewbs815]

SmileyLegoGuy that and the profile picture from weird al's "fat" made me laugh so hard

[@nathanmilaszewski5067]

He's kind of a Jimmy Fallon in that regard

[@Themingemoblie]

SmileyLegoGuy Why does everyone just awe over my name?

[@AndrewPonti]

"OH TOO GREEN! That's infected!" ...the way Jake says this (and other phrases in past videos) is one of my favorite Jake bits....

[@andrewmaderer1989]

"This is a Rolex! This is a Rolex buddy!"

[@mada1241]

This is a pinnacle of culture, art and comedy.

[@Xenn000]

I was just thinking, "Please just be crushed up Oreos..." the entire video.

[@michaelbeaudry7566]

Exactly what I thought

[@NickZodiax]

or powdered chocolate cookies. LOL

[@llawliet8112]

dark chocolate cake

[@SistoActivitatemAtm]

Xenn000 it is, they said so. Amir said he still was grossed out caused it looked like dirt.

[@jaypope7273]

When he put the "manure" in his mouth again just killed me

[@armind.6883]

“Because it’s good for ya... see!”

[@osolomons]

1:59 "I did, I am!" So that's where Geoff got it from (review revue podcast)

[@Tauva]

WHAT'S THAT?

[@nooooooooope3809]

I WILL! I AM!

[@JeromeBeckett]

"Takes like horse manure actually!" "That actually IS horse manure!" "Sure tastes like it! *laughs maniacally*" Probably my favourite Jake and Amir moment hahaha

[@CSRgamer]

"it IS it!"

[@brucewayne2184]

He legit put it in his mouth for this skit. Probably swallowed some too.

[@Aezoh]

“SO WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO?!” “I DID! I AM!”

[@shinom0ri]

My favourite part is so subtle in this one. Once Jake says it's shit at 1:49, Amir actually swallows before asking deeper questions.. This is the best Jake and Amir in years

[@shinom0ri]

I still vehemently believe this was their magnum opus 7 years hence!

[@xxMariaAthenaxx]

For some reason Amir's hat and crazed look make me think of Johnny Depp in "The Secret Window."

[@nikovalle1621]

woah i see it now O.o

[@DaGrayWolf93]

It reminded me more of the girl from the movie Anger Management. The one that thought she was fat.

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

Hi

[@Silverwind87]

Amir: Okay you're right. I lied. My answer was gonna be how much you spent minus one. Jake: And it took you that long to solve 10-1? Amir: I didn't know whether it was 9 or -9. Jake: You forgot the rules of subtraction? Amir: FOR LIKE A SECOND!

[@Guzik94]

That would still be....

[@dewbs815]

"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize."

[@TheStopLooking]

This is an underrated episode

[@sumpade]

this one is one of the new ones that makes it into my favorite episodes category. its so funny when jakes like "it's horse shit!" and amir's like "it sure tastes like it!" lolololololol

[@bmx98583]

The Jake and Amir series is so funny.

[@SlideHead]

Yeh, really funny.

[@aska221]

Easily my favorite Jake and Amir video. I think I almost died laughing at 1:40

[@SalvableRuin]

+Emil Elander I laugh so hard I cry every time I see 1:46 lol

[@pwnhub3732]

i thinnk "jake and amir: dog" was my favorite

[@mada1241]

@@SalvableRuin right hahaha. "It is it!"

[@jackwhite6637]

This episode is hilarious!

[@talzO9]

I really hope that was just crushed up oreos or something and not real fertiliser XD

[@endors_toi]

I thought it might be chocolate cake or something like that

[@Footie991]

On the Jake and Amir subreddit Amir said that would've been a better idea.

[@caramelapplecrack]

It's charcoal powder haha

[@katianovakk]

CUZ IT'S GOOD FER YA.

[@CpttCanada]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?

[@dojotommy123]

Jesus

[@chrispaicelyjr1299]

“Oh, too green! That’s infected!” is probably one of my favorite lines of all time

[@Rails2Revolution]

Say what you want about the new eps, either way this one's my new favourite

[@hardwirecars]

best last episode right here: after the episode fade out of a dream sequince to jake standing over amir in an insane asilum. amir is in a straight jacket drooling and rambling as jake walks out with a tear in his eye says the doctors feel confidant the electro shock (what ever the actual procedure is called) will help. jake shuts the door to amirs padded room and you see in the distance a sign saying psych ward. its the only way any of these shows could possibly explain amir its all been delusions in amirs head or revers it and make jake the patient

[@JayGC]

..I... I think you fail to understand these are comedy sketches.

[@xolux359]

Seek help

[@LordMoku]

There is a time and place for creativity. KZbin is not it.

[@baljot1231]

LordMoku Nice.

[@buttbutt999]

first

[@Sumonash1]

One of the best episodes of J&A yet hahahahah XD

[@goth9ever]

amir's gardening is so bad, his dad freaking moved!

[@TheEaglesBreath]

Jake and Amir should have their own channel. Your guys' shit is 100 times funnier than all the other college humor stuff

[@wolfdwarf]

Prophet

[@andrewbennett96]

please tell me he was actually eating crumbled oreos or something to that nature

[@questionableone945]

Coffee grounds

[@hannahs1683]

$10 is egregiously low, what does Jake eat

[@kamedian1260]

$10 just on produce tho like fruits veggies etc

[@super7steps]

These two are perfect for each other

[@kienang]

i laughed the hardest at this one than any other one, besides Real Estate Agent part 2

[@calliph]

1:45 funniest part of the entire thing.

[@ProtagonistOfficial]

1:25 RIP Laptop.

[@thegreen8172]

Amir looks pretty good in that hat.

[@jrbionic404]

So funny I was in tears!

[@mouthfullofninjacrap]

i want to see the outtakes so bad. Amir's face made me lose my shit

[@TheSimon642]

I haven't been into the recent ones as much but for some reason i was in tears laughing :,D

[@treefiddyman]

jake and amir is the only reason why i subscribe...so thanks for that good men

[@tamarasukkarieh1313]

I love Jake and Amir!! Post more videos, im procrastinating watching them all!

[@jpink746]

Jake- 'How much did you spend on gardening supplies?' Amir- 'A bad amount of money!'

[@rebeccalyttle]

Jake are Amir are the perfect duo, funny every time

[@rayechka]

I really need to reconsider watching J + A videos during my lunch break.

[@dojotommy123]

DorogayaRayechka Reconsider reconsidering!

[@chargersfan1111]

Best episode I've seen in a while!

[@Sphierro]

A decent Jake and Amir FINALLY

[@HeyLook287]

I gagged so hard when he ate the manure. xD

[@lipton112]

Elegant, Witty and throw in some shit. Gold.

[@flames1000000]

Wow, collegehumor has just gone past 7 million subscribers! Impressive.

[@OneShotdeathCrew]

Jake and Amir consistently entertaining, keep the laughs coming guys.

[@sagielevy]

This has to be at the top five episodes

[@hmanthe6th155]

One if the best ones yet

[@Graycata]

Where does Jake shop that he spends $10 on produce?

[@harrowkay1296]

Did they change the thumbnail for this one?

[@PinkiePieex3]

People are way too serious >.> I found this hilarious :3

[@ZEK1NRZ]

1:03 is this the invention of headgums "that's awesome dude"???

[@XxN3RD]

I wanna see the outtakes! I bet they're hilarious

[@xxskullerxx2313]

"Niiine.... Buuuuks...Duuude"! LMFAO :DD

[@popasoda1900]

hiw can you guys not fine this funny XD i was dying of laughter the whole time

[@TheKhfan001]

The manure in his teeth killed me.

[@GayRainbowPig]

Best one yet

[@cst8487]

what ever?

[@ravensfan997]

that was the best one in awhile i must say

[@pegauracheii]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS ONE WAS HILARIOUS!!!

[@grace-bq2uy]

i really want to see the outtakes to this one...

[@Zw1d]

i'm watching this one for like 8th time now, and i for real cry every time xD

[@bashsrq]

i love both of u

[@FmsLuckyy]

lmao that subscribe plug was hilarious

[@BradlyTheRadly]

Pause at 1:14 to make your day better

[@smaakjeks]

This was the best one in a while! :D

[@WNxSect]

i miss jake and amir they were the best

[@JMcKaySV]

I preferred it when all Jake tried to do was prevent/avoid conversation with Amir at all times, in the early days. In the newer episodes he actively challenges his actions and consistently questions him.

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

jake has always done this

[@headhunter743]

great actors lmfao

[@zepp3793]

Omg hahaha all his saliva coming out when the fertilizer is in his mouth lolol

[@GoCavs71]

I wonder where they are in this episode? doesn't look like New York or LA

[@SanDantos]

yeah I know. it was posted after the move though

[@cedarcoppice]

Hahaha this drove MINUS subscriptions.

[@CpttCanada]

What do you mean?

[@azzopardifilms6626]

Jake and Amir should be a tv show !!!!!!! It would be awesome

[@Hermione2286]

I like watching Jakes facial expressions whilst the video is muted the video and the speed decreased

[@Peter-ur3yy]

Definitely used crushed up oreo crumbs for the fertiliser

[@cameronallen3142]

"I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna apologize" ...

[@CoDisafishy]

$10 would buy you like 2 apples these days.

[@KrillinDay59]

I fucking died laughing on their little back and forth about how it's actually shit.

[@EZDODDS]

Laughed so hard.

[@SuperSquishface]

This one was better than the past 3-4, not entirely unfunny

[@jamesgd7]

These videos are so hilarious

[@CYPRIOTFORCEZ]

i liked this one

[@Darkmatter105]

I was waiting for those clippers to fly into jakes face.

[@fluffychild8976]

this is fantasticle

[@pietzeekoe]

Yes you can.

[@CpttCanada]

Holy shit that was a funny episode. Thank you.

[@Ersa1a]

Just......wow.

[@CpttCanada]

Because it's good for ya, see?

[@user-qo8vy2mt7o]

Ahhh... Cuz its good for ya

[@CpttCanada]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?

[@J1ffyLub3]

lol the episodes are funny once more! :D

[@rddocke]

Always funny

[@LonePotatas]

Still love ya guys. Screw all the haters go amir & jake!

[@randomer24700]

Guys I know jake and amir have taken a dip in quality recently but thats because they are doing the whole things improvised. Soon they will regain their passion and get back too their glory days, they're still young guys remember

[@ShivamAgnihotris2dm]

what did you guys use during the shoot for manure; which Amir puts in his mouth lol

[@Andr3wco7]

Jake and Amir: Gardening

[@shockwavedec]

SHUT...THE F UP!!!

[@northyegarden]

Sorry dude. PressFartToContinue has more comments

[@heyimdeer]

Fuck off.

[@molphinhelk8124]

Andr3wco746 minutes ago Jake and Amir: Gardening

[@Kugelschrei]

This one was amazing :D