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@LongLongLists8 жыл бұрын
I think Jake died and this is his own personal hell
@Mushfique137 жыл бұрын
He is trapped inside the speed force where he has to relive painful moments over and over again.
@SiddharthBhandari_official7 жыл бұрын
just replace the girl with murph
@happy_mask_salesman6 жыл бұрын
Siddharth Bhandari . I was gonna say it can't be hell if Milana is there
@vashistreddy45905 жыл бұрын
Perfect.
@avalance38886 жыл бұрын
It's ironic how Jake and Amir have become the least famous out of all the people in this vid. Still love them though.
@Life_and_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
I know, right? Honestly all 5 of them deserve fame.
@peterw28804 жыл бұрын
Ichijo Festival Ichijo Festival she was the face of AT&T for a good bit there
@yesellestaken4 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 shes being cast in a marvel show but I dont remember what its called
@unicornmaster10204 жыл бұрын
You dont know what irony means
@avalance38884 жыл бұрын
@@unicornmaster1020 its ironic because back then J&A were the most famous
@DennisBayazitov6 жыл бұрын
Middleditch's "Dreams..." delivery was probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.
@SwaggerMuffinsGaming8 жыл бұрын
"soolocandles!" "Who would've thunk it?!"
@RVCIpodHelp7 жыл бұрын
I totally lost it at who would've thunk it?!?!
@137_Diego_4 жыл бұрын
Favorite line of all time: "Jakey, Jakey, eggs and STUPID!" 💀💀💀💀
@gaelwynmackwyn9 жыл бұрын
"No, Amsmeers. Dreams."
@driedpancake9 жыл бұрын
*A smears
@Prez.Skinwalker9 жыл бұрын
No they were right with Amsmeers..
@dalemegaasskicker8 жыл бұрын
+777smkejmpr ikr
@georgimihailov49067 жыл бұрын
In case you were wondering. The answer is YES, Those two are Randy Cunningham and Penn Zero
@leomoreno73697 жыл бұрын
Georgi Mihailov And now one of them evolved into Dewey Duck from Ducktales.
@xXthecrazymeXx11 жыл бұрын
"No, amsmears. DREAMS." Hands down the best delivered line in doobs's career XD that was soooo funny
@mwinnful10 жыл бұрын
YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME DANCE! ALL THE TIME!
@TheSecondBeef9 жыл бұрын
I dont know why,but this is my favorite line from the entire video
@driggy59 жыл бұрын
Exactly the goldarn best
@Ducky1956 жыл бұрын
Mike Winn Ben Schwartz is fuckin hilarious
@donnythedealer25716 жыл бұрын
Let’s all go to the moviessss
@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz6 жыл бұрын
+Dennis Hazard yup
@NateWild9 жыл бұрын
"And I'd like to take out Scarlett Johansson" I can't express how much I love that line.
@lastofmykind88 жыл бұрын
"No Amshmears. Dreams."
@a.g.m.s_19166 жыл бұрын
lastofmykind8 u
@Supersamazing10 жыл бұрын
My favorite part really is when they say: Jake: "You know my name?" Sulu Candles: "Ya, because maybe I have sucked on that... I DON'T KNOW YOU" haha!
@yellowstarfish0910 жыл бұрын
I liked how you referred to Ben as his episode name, Sulu Candles.
@condor237 Жыл бұрын
@@JumpingTuna Maybe sulu candles and carrot slat are the same person with DID
@Jupiterninja95 Жыл бұрын
@@condor237 someone hasn't seen the finale
@rickyraymond6278 жыл бұрын
I've seen this MANY times already and just realised Amir has microwave popcorn in a cinema.
@daninbox5 жыл бұрын
lol great catch.
@DanielJayHouk Жыл бұрын
A microwave bag in one arm and a theater bucket in the other
@amant.e9 жыл бұрын
shout out to the AT&T girl
@amant.e8 жыл бұрын
yass she is
@mindesplosion8 жыл бұрын
+Eliana Doze milana vayntrub - she has a lot of funny shit on youtube. check out her work with Good Neighbor
@MultiZelda137 жыл бұрын
Ellie Marí OHHH YYEEAAHH. And a shout out to the verizon guy
@Major_Mason7 жыл бұрын
Schwinn D. You mean Thomas Middleditch? lol
@bigt18776 жыл бұрын
And then Thomas does Verizon now lol
@undertyped15 жыл бұрын
There is a reason they don't show jake or amirs face in the same frame when thomas is talking. It's not possible to keep a straight face.,
@MittyPoots9 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore how freaking quick Asmeers was to say "I'd like to take out Scarlet Johansen"?
@CorduroyTheBoy8 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite part, always comeback for that.
@robertrichards69646 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments just to see if anyone cared that he said that
@franklinbadge1215 Жыл бұрын
Nobody's surprised. He has a shirt that says "I'm Fast"
@jackkingsby116 Жыл бұрын
Easily the best interaction
@chrisliden716 Жыл бұрын
Not to ruin the magic but I can almost guarantee it was just edited that way lol I mean it was a cut to, that being said it is hilarious
@themikewalker210 жыл бұрын
"Yes you the bellhop" Best line in the video.
@motherpunker48 жыл бұрын
so is no one going to acknowledge how hilarious Doobs entrance was?! How long was he just lying down on the sticky movie theater floor just to be introduced!
@ShowTheOreo8 жыл бұрын
2:48 Thomas Middleditch's acting on point
@OhplsAndrew7 жыл бұрын
SUH
@Ragsrags6828 жыл бұрын
"I thought so said you were gonna split this chick in half?"
@memeing_oflife5 жыл бұрын
Verizon guy proposes to AT&T girl.
@JMMM19979 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode of college humour I have ever seen
@EliNelsonJusAwesome9 жыл бұрын
Maybe.
@derp20699 жыл бұрын
Jake Mangan Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch, that's why.
@thomasfavelle11 жыл бұрын
I love how amir always gets so excited when ben shows up.
@blakelazarus9938 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore how clueless Jake is about Memento?
@bradjudge44704 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 it's been 3 years and 5 months so definitely
@vinyldeneresin4 жыл бұрын
It's been 7 years and 3 days. So, for sure.
@HurryRavn2 жыл бұрын
@@vinyldeneresin I don't even know how long it's been
@smokejc Жыл бұрын
@@HurryRavn at least six longs
@optimisticpotato5950 Жыл бұрын
Apparently it's been 9 years and 3 days so yeah
@rupertcornholio2098 жыл бұрын
It's okay, Jake never had a chance with Milana anyway
@smokejc8 жыл бұрын
It's the other way around.
@blockhasher79575 жыл бұрын
i love how the AT and T girl is just smiling the whole time, as if she is actually entertained by all this nonsense
@GaffsNotLaffs Жыл бұрын
She 100% is. Check 3:22
@gblful3 жыл бұрын
I know this video is old, but i just noticed that you can see Doobs hiding at 00:36 haha
@foxtrotnine25044 жыл бұрын
“Nightmares?” “No asmirs, dreams”
@arthurhall88924 жыл бұрын
I personally think this is one of the strongest Jake and Amir scripts of all time. "He bit you on the ass with his legs"
@Aezoh10 жыл бұрын
Thomas Middleditch is a bloody comedic genius ahahahaha his face is straining to get the words out, i love it.
@zach55394 жыл бұрын
Amir laughing at Ben's entrance is the funniest thing ever
@spencerrichardson2635 жыл бұрын
I love how Jake clearly had not seen Memento or he would know that it is literally a backwards movie
@davidsteinberger34248 жыл бұрын
Lowkey that Memento joke in the beginning-- "some people say it's backwards, but..."
@Roselieansy10 жыл бұрын
Favourite Jake and Amir of all time.
@publicistamyzvi921010 жыл бұрын
same here
@zestyzucchini573 жыл бұрын
Ben and Thomas and Jake and Amir are the best two comedy duos and combined they absolutely have the best chemistry
@Littlehickish3 жыл бұрын
0:37 oh my god i just saw Thomas in the far right background, peaking round one of the seats
@burnbluefox6 ай бұрын
After years of not watching JAKE AND AMIR THIS WAS A GOOD come back.
@felicityirwin327510 жыл бұрын
I love how it just started with jake on a date and by the end it was just like total chaos!!
@mrfrelancekiller10 жыл бұрын
That sums up this entire series pretty well.
@laurencottle3974 жыл бұрын
Can't believe nobody's talking bout "You, the bellhop"
@DanielHernandez-ut8fq3 жыл бұрын
Right?! The delivery was so quick and serious. I love that line.
@Sojogososlow2 жыл бұрын
ayyyy isnt that the verizon girl???
@bpsledge9811 жыл бұрын
When Ben Schwartz first came out singing and I saw Amir's face i died! XD
@molesticles7 жыл бұрын
I've watched these about 5 or 6 times already and I watched the bit where Jake says "Your Dad bit him on the ass with his legs?" and it has me yet again in stitches. I miss these sooo much.
@chronicsunshine177910 жыл бұрын
Is that Lily Adams? Point guard, JV?
@sjturner1510 жыл бұрын
yup
@tiamta8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want a show called "Jake and Amir and Ben and Doobs"?
@Waterbottlesandcans8 жыл бұрын
What about just Ben and Doobs.
@midimidori46994 жыл бұрын
@@Waterbottlesandcans I'm in to it
@grrstr74734 жыл бұрын
@@Waterbottlesandcans Idk that sounds too outlandish, not worth dreaming about
@owensmallcomb62823 жыл бұрын
Funny how doobs became the face of Verizon and the girl became the face of AT&T
@danielbrown30484 жыл бұрын
The worlds top titans together in one room. Middleditch vs vantyrub. AT&T vs Verizon. Duking it out
@CreativeUsernameEh10 жыл бұрын
No bones! Just blood and skin! OMG I love this episode so much xD
@colormePOOR8 жыл бұрын
"You dont want so see me dance all the time, i dont know his song, i dont know him"
@evantaylor86317 жыл бұрын
Amirs I'd love to take out Scarlett johansson joke was so unexpected I laugh every time
@menglish8311 жыл бұрын
Wow Jake & Amir really were out-shined this episode... Amazing as always, Milana.
@XD4Lifeington8 жыл бұрын
I think this guy's hilarious in general, but I tossed my goddamned salad at 3:07.
@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES10 жыл бұрын
No Amir, dreams.
@Aezoh10 жыл бұрын
Amsmirs*
@driedpancake9 жыл бұрын
*A smears
@wacc21124 жыл бұрын
i have no fucking clue why the Amirs dads legs bit gets me so much
@quinsey92113 жыл бұрын
easily in my top 3 jake and amir eps. just so many inside jokes and Ben and Thomas together in the same vid and uhgg its just so good
@BaconManProd8 жыл бұрын
0:37 Its Doobs in the background!
@Geekkid208 жыл бұрын
wow! how did you spot that
@BaconManProd8 жыл бұрын
Marvilat Aggies I cant miss Doobs!
@dylanmonstrum15384 жыл бұрын
How did you fucking see that!? You wizard! You warlock!
@reimuslocke10 жыл бұрын
YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME DANCE ALL THE TIME LMFAOAOOOOOo
@yellowstarfish0910 жыл бұрын
i still have dreams about it
@yellowstarfish0910 жыл бұрын
no...dreams
@ashellokitty8 жыл бұрын
I've seen this like 400 times and I'm still laughing out loud.
@frylxvii56747 жыл бұрын
IS NO ONE GOING TO COMMENT ON THAT SCARLET JOHANNSEN LINE? That was brilliant.
@rickythekid11 жыл бұрын
The only part that made me almost fall off my chair laughing was when the usher threw that snack at Jake. That "WTF" look on Jake's face was priceless! :D
@EhvinnTee11 жыл бұрын
Mr. Sulucandles was my favorite character from Star Trek. Incredibly performed by George Takeilamps.
@JoshMarshain2 жыл бұрын
Love how any normal person would be perturbed by all this nonsense and she's just sitting there taking it in as if whats going on is at all normal
@star_gaz3r339 жыл бұрын
No more question I HAVE A QUESTION
@dangatang0 Жыл бұрын
I love how entertained Amir always is when Ben Schwartz shows up
@Aethrius8 жыл бұрын
I just realized "Jakey, Jakey, eggs and stupid" is a twist on "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey (bacon)"
@smokejc8 жыл бұрын
How did you even have to think about that?
@xXthecrazymeXx7 жыл бұрын
Thelema I only just got it too lol
@KuleTube5 жыл бұрын
Who would've known the AT&T girl and the Verizon dude would be at the same movie theater
@samcallanan36334 жыл бұрын
It's weird knowing Ben schwartz is sonic now
@nicksmith75848 жыл бұрын
Ben Schwartz is just the funniest guy in the world
@not_henry_the_fifth8 жыл бұрын
I dont know, josh rueben is so funny too!
@eefz18 жыл бұрын
Yup 😂
@ashellokitty8 жыл бұрын
OH SHES THE AT&T GIRL. OHHH OH that's it.
@jingerstorm7 жыл бұрын
milana vayntrub
@SamU_1154 жыл бұрын
I just watched the Middleditch and Schwartz Netflix special and I was in stitches 😂🤣
@emmablowguns8 жыл бұрын
This episode stands out to me because it's the first time in awhile they set up Amir crashing jakes good time. Like he's on a date, which hasnt been the beginning set up of an episode in awhile. I remember in the earlier episodes it happened a lot but as the series went on it became more like Amir was Jakes only friend. Just an observation!!
@TehTrollinStone8 жыл бұрын
Lowkey though she's cute af
@jrjubach8 жыл бұрын
+TehTrollinStone I was thinking the same thing. I think she's on those AT&T commercials. Check it out. Dressed nicer here though.
@FatBoyMacky10 жыл бұрын
This should be turned into a movie am I right? perfect characters this is way funnier than anything else alive.
@gbird.3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it took me almost 5 years to realize this was AT&T girl
@Pax_Mayn33 жыл бұрын
Hey boobs got pretty famous after this, they've done some pretty big roles.
@NFSF1McLaren4 жыл бұрын
literally thought of this video when I saw that Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch were touring together
@travisaiken24939 жыл бұрын
fucking Amir laughing his ass off..."you don't want to see me dance all the time...I don't know his music...." so underrated
@simoncole44 жыл бұрын
Is that the at&t girl
@fuqumang7 ай бұрын
"there's this movie called "Memento" that i really dug. Everyone said it was backwards. but, me personally, i liked it."
@littlebilly69464 жыл бұрын
Bruh the at&t girl with the milkys 😩😩
@ryank24652 жыл бұрын
u a weirdo
@ZeroAudioOutput11 жыл бұрын
Love how that girl looked so pleased all the way through.
@donrayner215810 жыл бұрын
Had to play 0:30 over and over again. Ben KILLS in this bit
@rafaeltrivino17909 жыл бұрын
"Lets go out to the moooovies." The look on amir's face when he's laughing is great.
@corydeceased3 жыл бұрын
Milana...
@Xsopit246313 жыл бұрын
omg its the pretty phone lady
@LikeTheFire10 жыл бұрын
You forgot Milana f'ing Vayntrub in the title! :(
@kansambod2 жыл бұрын
2:30 onwards is comedic gold
@dumb14wanker9 жыл бұрын
its crazy how much thomas and ben blew up with parks n rec and silicon valley i hope jake and amir keep working together i love their weird alternative humor
@condor237 Жыл бұрын
And the ATT girl too
@Lifted-Horns-4x44 жыл бұрын
I never noticed this in the past, but that’s the AT&T girl!
@JohnLee-me3vg6 жыл бұрын
That momento joke was fucking ace.
@pawndaysal11 жыл бұрын
I literally just paused the video halfway through because I HAD to tell someone that I'm dying of laughter right now hahahaha! I die of laughter on most Jake and Amir vids but none made me pause halfway through. Except this one hahahahaha
@delabrol9 жыл бұрын
"No Msmirs... dreams." 3:07
@driedpancake9 жыл бұрын
A smears
@karlsangree46793 жыл бұрын
I knew Jake's date looked familiar. It took me a minute to realize she is Milana Vayntrub who plays Lily on the AT&T commercials.
@wgorham938 жыл бұрын
Man I love Milana
@hannahlennertkristiansen47973 жыл бұрын
she literally did nothing in the video
@spencemace3 жыл бұрын
Milana Vayntrub is the AT&T girl's name, so gorgeous!!
@zestyzucchini573 жыл бұрын
when amir says "NO" in any episode i feel amazing. especially in "hygiene"
@johnc82093 жыл бұрын
I’m seeing extra lines i dont remember. Since its on their page now are they uploading extended cuts?
@GeorgeShearin7 жыл бұрын
like a boa constrictor, or worse yet! a garden snake
@VMP6663 жыл бұрын
This here is a foundation of Middleditch and Schwartz.
@KID-ku3xl10 жыл бұрын
is that the gut from silicon valley
@samdf9610 жыл бұрын
Yup, Thomas Middleditch!
@saltyninja9 жыл бұрын
no, the guy from silicon valley is the guy from this.
@Synsane7 жыл бұрын
"You don't want to see me dance, all the time" - had me crying laughing.
@blaizer9010 жыл бұрын
Is that the girl from the AT&T commercials?
@Vanhelsing89009 жыл бұрын
Yes
@BurgerKing800011 жыл бұрын
"Nightmarishly thin, three centimeters in diameter, no bones either, just skin and blood." Good god I laughed so hard