Jake and Amir: Movie Date (w/Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch)

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[@LongLongLists]

I think Jake died and this is his own personal hell

[@Mushfique13]

He is trapped inside the speed force where he has to relive painful moments over and over again.

[@SiddharthBhandari_official]

just replace the girl with murph

[@happy_mask_salesman]

Siddharth Bhandari . I was gonna say it can't be hell if Milana is there

[@vashistreddy4590]

Perfect.

[@avalance3888]

It's ironic how Jake and Amir have become the least famous out of all the people in this vid. Still love them though.

[@Life_and_Gaming]

I know, right? Honestly all 5 of them deserve fame.

[@peterw2880]

Ichijo Festival Ichijo Festival she was the face of AT&T for a good bit there

[@yesellestaken]

@@ichijofestival2576 shes being cast in a marvel show but I dont remember what its called

[@unicornmaster1020]

You dont know what irony means

[@avalance3888]

@@unicornmaster1020 ​ its ironic because back then J&A were the most famous

[@DennisBayazitov]

Middleditch's "Dreams..." delivery was probably the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@SwaggerMuffinsGaming]

"soolocandles!" "Who would've thunk it?!"

[@RVCIpodHelp]

I totally lost it at who would've thunk it?!?!

[@137_Diego_]

Favorite line of all time: "Jakey, Jakey, eggs and STUPID!" 💀💀💀💀

[@gaelwynmackwyn]

"No, Amsmeers. Dreams."

[@driedpancake]

*A smears

[@Prez.Skinwalker]

No they were right with Amsmeers..

[@dalemegaasskicker]

+777smkejmpr ikr

[@georgimihailov4906]

In case you were wondering. The answer is YES, Those two are Randy Cunningham and Penn Zero

[@leomoreno7369]

Georgi Mihailov And now one of them evolved into Dewey Duck from Ducktales.

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

"No, amsmears. DREAMS." Hands down the best delivered line in doobs's career XD that was soooo funny

[@mwinnful]

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME DANCE! ALL THE TIME!

[@TheSecondBeef]

I dont know why,but this is my favorite line from the entire video

[@driggy5]

Exactly the goldarn best

[@Ducky195]

Mike Winn Ben Schwartz is fuckin hilarious

[@donnythedealer2571]

Let’s all go to the moviessss

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

+Dennis Hazard yup

[@NateWild]

"And I'd like to take out Scarlett Johansson" I can't express how much I love that line.

[@lastofmykind8]

"No Amshmears. Dreams."

[@a.g.m.s_1916]

lastofmykind8 u

[@Supersamazing]

My favorite part really is when they say: Jake: "You know my name?" Sulu Candles: "Ya, because maybe I have sucked on that... I DON'T KNOW YOU" haha!

[@yellowstarfish09]

I liked how you referred to Ben as his episode name, Sulu Candles.

[@condor237]

@@JumpingTuna Maybe sulu candles and carrot slat are the same person with DID

[@Jupiterninja95]

@@condor237 someone hasn't seen the finale

[@rickyraymond627]

I've seen this MANY times already and just realised Amir has microwave popcorn in a cinema.

[@daninbox]

lol great catch.

[@DanielJayHouk]

A microwave bag in one arm and a theater bucket in the other

[@amant.e]

shout out to the AT&T girl

[@amant.e]

yass she is

[@mindesplosion]

+Eliana Doze milana vayntrub - she has a lot of funny shit on youtube. check out her work with Good Neighbor

[@MultiZelda13]

Ellie Marí OHHH YYEEAAHH. And a shout out to the verizon guy

[@Major_Mason]

Schwinn D. You mean Thomas Middleditch? lol

[@bigt1877]

And then Thomas does Verizon now lol

[@undertyped1]

There is a reason they don't show jake or amirs face in the same frame when thomas is talking. It's not possible to keep a straight face.,

[@MittyPoots]

Are we just going to ignore how freaking quick Asmeers was to say "I'd like to take out Scarlet Johansen"?

[@CorduroyTheBoy]

It's my favorite part, always comeback for that.

[@robertrichards6964]

I came to the comments just to see if anyone cared that he said that

[@franklinbadge1215]

Nobody's surprised. He has a shirt that says "I'm Fast"

[@jackkingsby116]

Easily the best interaction

[@chrisliden716]

Not to ruin the magic but I can almost guarantee it was just edited that way lol I mean it was a cut to, that being said it is hilarious

[@themikewalker2]

"Yes you the bellhop" Best line in the video.

[@motherpunker4]

so is no one going to acknowledge how hilarious Doobs entrance was?! How long was he just lying down on the sticky movie theater floor just to be introduced!

[@ShowTheOreo]

2:48 Thomas Middleditch's acting on point

[@OhplsAndrew]

SUH

[@Ragsrags682]

"I thought so said you were gonna split this chick in half?"

[@memeing_oflife]

Verizon guy proposes to AT&T girl.

[@JMMM1997]

This is the best episode of college humour I have ever seen

[@EliNelsonJusAwesome]

Maybe.

[@derp2069]

Jake Mangan Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch, that's why.

[@thomasfavelle]

I love how amir always gets so excited when ben shows up.

[@blakelazarus993]

Are we just going to ignore how clueless Jake is about Memento?

[@bradjudge4470]

@@ichijofestival2576 it's been 3 years and 5 months so definitely

[@vinyldeneresin]

It's been 7 years and 3 days. So, for sure.

[@HurryRavn]

@@vinyldeneresin I don't even know how long it's been

[@smokejc]

@@HurryRavn at least six longs

[@optimisticpotato5950]

Apparently it's been 9 years and 3 days so yeah

[@rupertcornholio209]

It's okay, Jake never had a chance with Milana anyway

[@smokejc]

It's the other way around.

[@blockhasher7957]

i love how the AT and T girl is just smiling the whole time, as if she is actually entertained by all this nonsense

[@GaffsNotLaffs]

She 100% is. Check 3:22

[@gblful]

I know this video is old, but i just noticed that you can see Doobs hiding at 00:36 haha

[@foxtrotnine2504]

“Nightmares?” “No asmirs, dreams”

[@arthurhall8892]

I personally think this is one of the strongest Jake and Amir scripts of all time. "He bit you on the ass with his legs"

[@Aezoh]

Thomas Middleditch is a bloody comedic genius ahahahaha his face is straining to get the words out, i love it.

[@zach5539]

Amir laughing at Ben's entrance is the funniest thing ever

[@spencerrichardson263]

I love how Jake clearly had not seen Memento or he would know that it is literally a backwards movie

[@davidsteinberger3424]

Lowkey that Memento joke in the beginning-- "some people say it's backwards, but..."

[@Roselieansy]

Favourite Jake and Amir of all time.

[@publicistamyzvi9210]

same here

[@zestyzucchini57]

Ben and Thomas and Jake and Amir are the best two comedy duos and combined they absolutely have the best chemistry

[@Littlehickish]

0:37 oh my god i just saw Thomas in the far right background, peaking round one of the seats

[@burnbluefox]

After years of not watching JAKE AND AMIR THIS WAS A GOOD come back.

[@felicityirwin3275]

I love how it just started with jake on a date and by the end it was just like total chaos!!

[@mrfrelancekiller]

That sums up this entire series pretty well.

[@laurencottle397]

Can't believe nobody's talking bout "You, the bellhop"

[@DanielHernandez-ut8fq]

Right?! The delivery was so quick and serious. I love that line.

[@Sojogososlow]

ayyyy isnt that the verizon girl???

[@bpsledge98]

When Ben Schwartz first came out singing and I saw Amir's face i died! XD

[@molesticles]

I've watched these about 5 or 6 times already and I watched the bit where Jake says "Your Dad bit him on the ass with his legs?" and it has me yet again in stitches. I miss these sooo much.

[@chronicsunshine1779]

Is that Lily Adams? Point guard, JV?

[@sjturner15]

yup

[@tiamta]

Anyone else want a show called "Jake and Amir and Ben and Doobs"?

[@Waterbottlesandcans]

What about just Ben and Doobs.

[@midimidori4699]

@@Waterbottlesandcans I'm in to it

[@grrstr7473]

@@Waterbottlesandcans Idk that sounds too outlandish, not worth dreaming about

[@owensmallcomb6282]

Funny how doobs became the face of Verizon and the girl became the face of AT&T

[@danielbrown3048]

The worlds top titans together in one room. Middleditch vs vantyrub. AT&T vs Verizon. Duking it out

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

No bones! Just blood and skin! OMG I love this episode so much xD

[@colormePOOR]

"You dont want so see me dance all the time, i dont know his song, i dont know him"

[@evantaylor8631]

Amirs I'd love to take out Scarlett johansson joke was so unexpected I laugh every time

[@menglish83]

Wow Jake & Amir really were out-shined this episode... Amazing as always, Milana.

[@XD4Lifeington]

I think this guy's hilarious in general, but I tossed my goddamned salad at 3:07.

[@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES]

No Amir, dreams.

[@Aezoh]

Amsmirs*

[@driedpancake]

*A smears

[@wacc2112]

i have no fucking clue why the Amirs dads legs bit gets me so much

[@quinsey9211]

easily in my top 3 jake and amir eps. just so many inside jokes and Ben and Thomas together in the same vid and uhgg its just so good

[@BaconManProd]

0:37 Its Doobs in the background!

[@Geekkid20]

wow! how did you spot that

[@BaconManProd]

Marvilat Aggies I cant miss Doobs!

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

How did you fucking see that!? You wizard! You warlock!

[@reimuslocke]

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME DANCE ALL THE TIME LMFAOAOOOOOo

[@yellowstarfish09]

i still have dreams about it

[@yellowstarfish09]

no...dreams

[@ashellokitty]

I've seen this like 400 times and I'm still laughing out loud.

[@frylxvii5674]

IS NO ONE GOING TO COMMENT ON THAT SCARLET JOHANNSEN LINE? That was brilliant.

[@rickythekid]

The only part that made me almost fall off my chair laughing was when the usher threw that snack at Jake. That "WTF" look on Jake's face was priceless! :D

[@EhvinnTee]

Mr. Sulucandles was my favorite character from Star Trek. Incredibly performed by George Takeilamps.

[@JoshMarshain]

Love how any normal person would be perturbed by all this nonsense and she's just sitting there taking it in as if whats going on is at all normal

[@star_gaz3r33]

No more question I HAVE A QUESTION

[@dangatang0]

I love how entertained Amir always is when Ben Schwartz shows up

[@Aethrius]

I just realized "Jakey, Jakey, eggs and stupid" is a twist on "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey (bacon)"

[@smokejc]

How did you even have to think about that?

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

Thelema I only just got it too lol

[@KuleTube]

Who would've known the AT&T girl and the Verizon dude would be at the same movie theater

[@samcallanan3633]

It's weird knowing Ben schwartz is sonic now

[@nicksmith7584]

Ben Schwartz is just the funniest guy in the world

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

I dont know, josh rueben is so funny too!

[@eefz1]

Yup 😂

[@ashellokitty]

OH SHES THE AT&T GIRL. OHHH OH that's it.

[@jingerstorm]

milana vayntrub

[@SamU_115]

I just watched the Middleditch and Schwartz Netflix special and I was in stitches 😂🤣

[@emmablowguns]

This episode stands out to me because it's the first time in awhile they set up Amir crashing jakes good time. Like he's on a date, which hasnt been the beginning set up of an episode in awhile. I remember in the earlier episodes it happened a lot but as the series went on it became more like Amir was Jakes only friend. Just an observation!!

[@TehTrollinStone]

Lowkey though she's cute af

[@jrjubach]

+TehTrollinStone I was thinking the same thing. I think she's on those AT&T commercials. Check it out. Dressed nicer here though.

[@FatBoyMacky]

This should be turned into a movie am I right? perfect characters this is way funnier than anything else alive.

[@gbird.]

Holy shit it took me almost 5 years to realize this was AT&T girl

[@Pax_Mayn3]

Hey boobs got pretty famous after this, they've done some pretty big roles.

[@NFSF1McLaren]

literally thought of this video when I saw that Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch were touring together

[@travisaiken2493]

fucking Amir laughing his ass off..."you don't want to see me dance all the time...I don't know his music...." so underrated

[@simoncole4]

Is that the at&t girl

[@fuqumang]

"there's this movie called "Memento" that i really dug. Everyone said it was backwards. but, me personally, i liked it."

[@littlebilly6946]

Bruh the at&t girl with the milkys 😩😩

[@ryank2465]

u a weirdo

[@ZeroAudioOutput]

Love how that girl looked so pleased all the way through.

[@donrayner2158]

Had to play 0:30 over and over again. Ben KILLS in this bit

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

"Lets go out to the moooovies." The look on amir's face when he's laughing is great.

[@corydeceased]

Milana...

[@Xsopit24631]

omg its the pretty phone lady

[@LikeTheFire]

You forgot Milana f'ing Vayntrub in the title! :(

[@kansambod]

2:30 onwards is comedic gold

[@dumb14wanker]

its crazy how much thomas and ben blew up with parks n rec and silicon valley i hope jake and amir keep working together i love their weird alternative humor

[@condor237]

And the ATT girl too

[@Lifted-Horns-4x4]

I never noticed this in the past, but that’s the AT&T girl!

[@JohnLee-me3vg]

That momento joke was fucking ace.

[@pawndaysal]

I literally just paused the video halfway through because I HAD to tell someone that I'm dying of laughter right now hahahaha! I die of laughter on most Jake and Amir vids but none made me pause halfway through. Except this one hahahahaha

[@delabrol]

"No Msmirs... dreams." 3:07

[@driedpancake]

A smears

[@karlsangree4679]

I knew Jake's date looked familiar. It took me a minute to realize she is Milana Vayntrub who plays Lily on the AT&T commercials.

[@wgorham93]

Man I love Milana

[@hannahlennertkristiansen4797]

she literally did nothing in the video

[@spencemace]

Milana Vayntrub is the AT&T girl's name, so gorgeous!!

[@zestyzucchini57]

when amir says "NO" in any episode i feel amazing. especially in "hygiene"

[@johnc8209]

I’m seeing extra lines i dont remember. Since its on their page now are they uploading extended cuts?

[@GeorgeShearin]

like a boa constrictor, or worse yet! a garden snake

[@VMP666]

This here is a foundation of Middleditch and Schwartz.

[@KID-ku3xl]

is that the gut from silicon valley

[@samdf96]

Yup, Thomas Middleditch!

[@saltyninja]

no, the guy from silicon valley is the guy from this.

[@Synsane]

"You don't want to see me dance, all the time" - had me crying laughing.

[@blaizer90]

Is that the girl from the AT&T commercials?

[@Vanhelsing8900]

Yes

[@BurgerKing8000]

"Nightmarishly thin, three centimeters in diameter, no bones either, just skin and blood." Good god I laughed so hard