Jake x Dirk Boyfriend Issues (Homestuck Cosplay)

[@ohprogram5786]

JOHN AT THE END OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!! "I like men now."

[@lazarijanecooper6497]

yesssssss

[@redrose1014]

+terexoi #NoHomo to #ALLTHEHOMO

[@allieasley8008]

lol

[@aeka1016]

"I AM NOW A HOMOSEXUAL"

[@naylakay3641]

lol

[@dizzyzee]

I know this was a year ago, but- The noise Jake made when he read that one page of yaoi manga was hilarious. Just "HMM-"

[@oliviapeters3189]

Jake: Do you think Dave heard us? Dirk: Nahhhh Dave:*scarred for life*

[@darrowfire15]

Olivia Peters I don't think he'll be sleeping again anytime soon.

[@ohnokora4406]

Olivia Peters oh my god if i were Dave record it and blackmail him XD

[@ughh4670]

Why would you do it with him in the house...? Lol

[@nikonikoknees4488]

Kellena Kroeckel To set a good example

[@Blue-bn3ze]

@@nikonikoknees4488 nO-

[@kirbykinnie3691]

jake's eyebrow game so strong though

[@elfindigo]

ikr?

[@kirbykinnie3691]

DJ Elfin they are so beautiful though like woah XD

[@elfindigo]

Jake English Mhm. XD

[@cliquemate6453]

Theyare really perfect

[@ellaandmargo3492]

They are perfect because they are like England's eyebrows. Which suit Jake because he is British. :)

[@crockercosplaycorp900]

".....I like men now" XD

[@NEPETALEIJON1245]

This is the funniest thing ever

[@crockercosplaycorp900]

Yes and "Touch my penis touch my penis touch my penis touch my penis touch my penis"

[@NEPETALEIJON1245]

Dave's face

[@blahblah9676]

+John Egbert “デイブ・恋人” Is Adorable YA BOIY

[@galaxy-dreams2405]

how hard was it not to laugh during this?

[@Dubsy]

i dont know how we even managed to get 1 min of video without breaking into laughter ;)

[@huemanateesstrongest3257]

Very very hard

[@kitty10rainbow]

;)

[@20saturn02]

derpyponylover very hard! xD

[@mimimars5901]

Very hard

[@gabrielblood9634]

When Dirk dropped Cal I started screaming.

[@kirbykinnie3691]

+Veda Blood IM LAUGHING SO HARD FROM THIS I DONT KNOW WHY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[@hambuns9828]

Dirk: OHMYGODYOUKISSEDME Jake:You kissed me Dirk: *SQUEAL*. This part is my favorite.

[@JohnEgbert]

Of course you do John. You always did.

[@PinkamenaPolska]

Hello my love

[@JohnEgbert]

Pinkamena Diana Pie x John Egbert. hmmm quite the unique ship

[@PinkamenaPolska]

John Egbert Ikr :D

[@tinycat3552]

+John Egbert I know. Why are you talking to yourself :B

[@mistypaw8298]

Yereeeeeep

[@Jake-pu9gp]

IM SCREAMING THE MM WHATCHA SAY AND THEN JOHN AT THE END ITS LATE AT NIGHT

[@retard9565]

poor dave XD

[@Jake-pu9gp]

IKR

[@retard9565]

~and dave was never the same that day~

[@Jake-pu9gp]

-and neither was john-

[@retard9565]

~pats ur back~ v-v

[@artartartie8587]

That " I like men now " made me laugh and spill my coffee! 😝 ☕️

[@erandlyle658]

NO THE COFFEE

[@techtonicspaceman]

"I like men now." IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I AM TRYING NOT TO SCREAM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@SwiftWindKCJohnson]

Is anyone else still trying to figure out how the HELL Jake saw that yaoi manga from like 5 feet away? Does he have like, super gay detectors built into his eyes??

[@wednessdayswithpeanutshell9983]

I believe it is called a gaydar

[@masonyork6543]

omg XD

[@lunadove8650]

+wednessdays withpeanutshell YOUR A GENIUS I SWEAR

[@angelinadecapua2262]

SwiftWindKC TheFranticWriter his glasses have special descriptions

[@egobutbetter.4124]

+-ŁûñåThęŁüńārBłädę Øffïçįäł hey that's my cousin oh-

[@Crazyredhead333]

Every single part of this is worth quoting in the comments. I can't with this, I'm dying. First of all, Dirk's UUEEAAAAA was what made me die, then the rest of it, my mom thought I was being murdered or something

[@CaptainCrunchCosplay]

Crazyredhead333 hahah I'm glad you liked it >u

[@dragnixstar]

CaptainCrunchCosplay I loved Jake's precious scream

[@Sakura_Bear359]

Dave's face killed me XD

[@osatea]

I'm laughing my ass off. Wait was the ending a reference from the Simpsons movie!? XD

[@CaptainCrunchCosplay]

yes it was ^^

[@gissellebriones7890]

Poor Dave XD

[@skylartran7589]

xD

[@purpleshadow11]

Poor Dave XD this is so adorable ^-^

[@thadiusen]

every year I'm still reminded this exist

[@zahhaksmywitness]

NO CUZ SAME

[@Mr.SaintDeath]

Dirk-*Oh my god you kissed me!* Jake- *Uhh you kissed me.* Dirk- *Squeals.* (THIS MADE ME SMILE.... POOR DAVE XD*

[@MISTER_R0B0T0]

I loved that reference at the end! XD Great video!

[@rhysp.2920]

The end killed me😂

[@rhysp.2920]

Just like Hussie

[@spacecatcosplay2101]

+Karkat Vantas oml why

[@rhysp.2920]

+miacutie5518 Because I can.

[@tinajosmith9962]

same

[@krisd2518]

When John showed up I nearly choked on my tea oh my god.

[@marcellaevans9342]

John: lalalalaaaaass. A little while later. "I like men now." Wow XD

[@randomperson3091]

Dave's face will never not make me laugh! Just the utter horror in his expression kills me every time!!!!!

[@aj_lw]

omg. John at the end just like "I like men now." well. you always did John. stop lyin'.

[@TRZPYROP]

dave shall never sleep again

[@egg4577]

XDD omfg the ending "I like men now." XDDD made me laugh so hard, woke my sister up

[@krisd2518]

This entire video is pure gold.

[@Crazyredhead333]

This video never fails to bring me such happiness.

[@fishbones1885]

The person cosplaying jake is so adorable!

[@bitescratchbeg]

i love shit like this i want more of this in the year of our lord 2023

[@adult.autism.vlog.norway]

Dave is literarelly me everytime i hear weird sounds from moms room

[@Mysticoranges]

the "touch my penis touch my penis" part had me diein! XD this is wondefulll

[@padmeamidala5521]

"I like men now" Yes John,we know! xD

[@larissathepeach5780]

Amazing XD

[@pony0734]

*OH MY GOD* _fangirl faint._

[@larissathepeach5780]

XD

[@pony0734]

The Magic Potato JUST OMIGAWSH xD

[@larissathepeach5780]

XS IKR

[@nepetafeliciano4625]

oh cod. this is to accurate XD

[@lilaanthony5404]

I will never get tired of this video. I am watching it today for the first time and i cant stop replaying it.

[@plsstop7375]

"I like man now." It was really awesome.

[@ellanicole3747]

LMAO and lovin the jake cosplayer

[@CamrynCully]

XDD I think I was laughing almost throughout the whole video. This was the most hilarious Homestuck coplay watched in a LONG time.

[@EeveelutionForest]

2:57 "..................I like men now" XDD

[@smallmintra2625]

I like the scenes with Cal in it ;3 as well as the end, ( thank you for amazing videos ) :D

[@dustybox943]

omg the ending :') you're cosplays are beautiful and I genuinely laughed out loud at several points in this video! keep doing what you're doing, you're brilliant!

[@Dubsy]

We will don't worry ;) and thanks a lot *o*

[@angelannacheskabestfriends6242]

DAVE'S FACE IS PRICELESS XD

[@DORSIARESERVATION]

i heard all of it

[@angelannacheskabestfriends6242]

Dave Strider lol XD

[@ratbag268]

lol... trying to watch with a strait face but got to the last bit and just died... :-) (really cheered me up after a real bad day!) :-)

[@ailenasylum2365]

THIS IS STILL HAUNTING ME

[@reneemeunier-depastino4044]

SAME

[@Gabrielle-wz2oq]

the accuracy and cuteness levels are just both so high... I love this so much, awesome job!

[@nathiberry]

Haha oh my god I loved the 'Mmh watcha say' part and John in the end! XD Glorious! 😂👌

[@popcornlg1]

Omg when Jake looked into the manga book and did that 'MHHHM!?' noise I laughed my butt off so hard it went to outer space

[@puppysrock015]

THAT ENDING THO

[@erebusincarnate5006]

I think I just died. "MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAY" always gets me. Poor Cal.

[@killjoy2334]

"I like men now." I LOST IT

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

Any scene: *has lil cal in it* Jake: ',:[

[@gamzeemakara2283]

I popped a blood vessel watching this

[@oliryan2934]

The part with dave and the part where john teleports were my favorites. Awesome video!

[@alleynaevangelista6271]

the guy cosplaying john is so cute! its either its a her or him but so cute! it takes out my love for dave's ego! HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[@CaptainCrunchCosplay]

+Kyla Matrimony I'm a girl and I did jake, john and dave in this. thank you a lot! >u

[@solarsouls2692]

OH MY GOG GUINEA PIG CUTENESS. ITS JUST TOOOO MUTCH

[@Wardle77677]

2:41 poor, poor Dave

[@cirqueradio9715]

best Jake cosplayer i've seen so far, great job!

[@HellishProxy]

cutest Jake ever

[@crunchwrapsupreme5236]

This is too funny omg XD I loved the part when jake was like "do you think Dave heard us" dirk: "nah" *dave is scared for life*

[@eshanisfugglyest7214]

this is officially my favorite video of all time. i can't stop laughing 😂

[@tediousrose1450]

Totally made my day! Thank you! (and Dave's face, omg!)

[@haruka_kurosaki]

OH MY GOD DAVES FACE THE ENDING AND..... The whole video was amazing good job x3

[@alainarichter8180]

This is so beautiful I can not describe how perfect this is

[@dragnixstar]

Jake's scream when he saw Cal in the pot was precious!

[@maxsimpin8609]

I loved so many parts from this "Touch my penis.." Jake reading the manga and making the HMMM but let's not forget Dave's face Good job guys I love the things you put out

[@eirelavnamtihw9665]

Jake: "So do you think Dave heard us?" Dirk: "nah" And then Dave's face XD

[@itsthedetective]

John: I like men now. Me: *snort*

[@R3dDiam0nds]

"OH MY GOD YOU KISSED ME"- Dirk "no you kissed me" - Jake (acts like he just got the cooties) Dirk

[@hidekiseiyuu1754]

Oh my Goodness, simultaneously adorable and hilarious, just the way I like my DirkJake. I love it!

[@PheonixStarsx]

Thank you for this fan service for dubsy x captain

[@alluka1825]

Jake:"Do you think Dave heard us?" Dirk:"Nah..." Dave: 😵

[@heyfreakazoid8175]

This has killed me XD especially the noises that Jake made, Daves face, and John XD bad timing man

[@roomyghosted]

XDJohn: I like men now.Me:...*Remembers the skit that's called movie that I watched before dis* Dave get yo ass here and kiss John!

[@laykinemily6044]

tigeress 39 no it's DaveKat

[@PheonixStarsx]

This whole video is literally captain crunch and dubsy fan service I LOVE IT 😍 all the fan service ALL OF IT

[@chaoticanarchy6742]

ofc you like men john

[@cammiwilliams401]

favorite homestuck cosplay video. ever.

[@shait.6304]

John is so goddamn cute howw

[@kerykomo]

"Oh! *walks over and grabs a book off the shelf*" *flips to a random page* :| "MMMMMMMM"

[@kempel_5566]

XD Dave's face at the end,it's so great :D

[@karkatvantas734]

OMG THE ENDING IM CRYING I WAS LIKE.. HSDLFJWHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT WHILE TRYING TO CATCH MY BREATH

[@askdvtrdr]

LOL omg I'm crying at John's. So god damn funny. Love you guys so much. XD

[@326taylor]

I was dying through the whole video OMG THIS IS AMAZING

[@melancholygamer7919]

XD tɦɛ ɛռɖɨռɢ tho

[@TheGirlyJade]

THIS VIDEO IS BEAUTIFUL.

[@transylvictor]

"I like men now" XD

[@flutechick11797]

This is so perfect xD BACK TO BINGE WATCHING OTHER VIDEOS OF YOURS YEAH!

[@serithellukaria6787]

OMG! I was laughing my ass off! As always these guy's are funny. Love homestuck

[@holyonyx]

"Do you think Dave heard us?" Dave: D:

[@K4ndieboi]

This is my favourite video ever.

[@mandypandy111ify]

lol xD I loved this, especially the end.

[@scribblecookie4201]

Dear lord this was beautiful

[@d.strid.323]

I was fangirling at the last part and when John said "I like men now" I was like JohnDave!!!!

[@katofphats3689]

"I like men now" XD THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! XD

[@Alex-cy3su]

I kept a straight face until John showed up. This is great, keep it up! :D

[@ohnokora4406]

Dave and John omg theur faces were PRICELESS!! XDDDDDD

[@sadiescooby11]

I'm fucking crying because of that last bit omfg X'''''D

[@ajaxronanpatrick150]

Those are some spot-on eyebrows, jake!

[@nightmarefuel1391]

I think John was trying to go and comfort Dave from what he heard but ended up in the wrong room XD