Making My Girlfriend Watch An Unhinged TikTokker

[@numberonecraigfan]

Im so happy hannah brought her bf back to the channel!!!

[@_TheSilverFox_]

@@OfficerZlockwho asked

[@Cupcake_muncher69]

I physically forgor you were on KZbin bro

[@enzo_gabriel3964]

Stop saying that it makes Jake sad, remember? 😢

[@DKF_oli]

@@OfficerZlockthat’s why you have 7 subs ❤

[@ydily]

Froggety y are u top comment 😭😭

[@IvoryConcerned]

This gives me the impression that he googled "is petroleum jelly safe" once, and just went for it.

[@lemonwafer3275]

I love Jake and Hannah’s dynamic, I love it when they make videos together because they always look like they have so much fun. They have such a good vibe

[@DKF_oli]

Lol OP your icon emoji makes me feel something

[@Arbys_Withnomeats]

Ah yes, your one video with 6 likes and 138 views. What “amazing” content, silly Bloke@@OfficerZlock

[@PeachJaguar7597]

​@@OfficerZlockone video isnt really content lol

[@_geno_]

@@OfficerZlock yal look at their pfp theres the iron cross and theyre spamming just try to report and block 💀

[@nukaghoula]

If a relationship doesn't have this kind of energy I don't want it

[@justkiddin84]

Yes! They do have good energy together!

[@ashhill7850]

okay so as a Russian speaker I think he calls himself Bazooka Hands because in Russian 'hand' and 'arm' are the same word - "рука" ("rooka") which, you guessed it, rhymes with bazooka. so when he translated his name to English, he picked the 'wrong' word due to him probably not being aware of the nuance between 'hand' and 'arm'.

[@pol_eo]

the Bazooka "hand" is just a translation mistake In Russian the part of your body from the shoulder to the tips of the fingers is called "рука" [rooka]. So basically there is no differentiation between a "hand" and an "arm" in Russian language. I think he just typed his Russian nickname in Google translate and run with the first result, to be fair it's a common mistake among Russians with the beginner English level

[@roniyarose9470]

oh so his actual name is bazookarooka? that's actually kind of a clever nickname, sounds way better. I thought it might be a translation mistake.

[@pol_eo]

@@roniyarose9470 close actually, it's "rooki bazooki", which sounds even better

[@roniyarose9470]

@@pol_eo he's a weirdo but I have to give it to him that's an excellent name

[@ginihall1234]

When she said “that’s boy math” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl 😂😂😂😂

[@howdy1312]

6 LITERS OF PETEOLEUM JELLY. VIA INJECTION. 6 LITERS!! Holy shit how many individual injections did he do

[@justkiddin84]

💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

[@spacecowboy6654]

i love how hannah and jake look like they are made from the same art style, it's so cute they match each other so well

[@JiaPia3]

I am totally with Hannah regarding the density of that guy's fake muscles. It's not like we don't like dense muscles, we definitely don't want there to be nothing in there because we have bones and stuff. But we know it's so fake. We also know that it was liquid that went into those muscles, and they have pardoned so much it just looks so creepy, and it looks like a freaking bowling ball is in his arm, and it's so uncomfortable to watch. Also, Hi Hannah! Pretty girl! 🧡🧡🧡

[@itsonlydanteluv]

i know that people say you start to look like the person you love/hang out with the most but DAMN yall look so much alike its crazy

[@hinkali_v_chetverg]

as a person from Russia - that's the best representation of our culture. thank you (Слава Украине, Жыве Беларусь, Россия Будет Свободной)

[@CryoEMQueen]

As a Ukrainian - героем слава! Россия будет свободной! Good luck and good health for you over there

[@arandomfrog9493]

I giggle and wiggle and squeal and cartwheel whenever jake posts!!

[@RyanPancakes]

Any Call Me Kevin fans may agree: dude looks like a sim Kevin would make 😂

[@resintom852]

This makes me want to be a fan of whoever that is

[@dragona-joestar]

@@resintom852his videos are funny you should def watch him

[@5ome5tranger]

this is literally the fore arm god guy's opposite (forgot his name)

[@RyanPancakes]

@@5ome5tranger Urp John, so I guess this dude is John Urp?

[@5ome5tranger]

@@RyanPancakes hell yeah

[@jessim97]

As much as I love watching you Jake, I love seeing you and Hannah even more. I just feel how happy you guys are together 😭

[@lilianagonzalez506]

4:11 of him playing with his muscle like it’s supposed to be a sign of strength genuinely triggered me. I have lipids in my wrists that continue to grow and throb with pain and people actually over inject themselves to basically achieve what I’ll need surgery to lose makes me sick. This disease affects my heart and took years from my grandpas life, If he would’ve had half the access to medical professionals like these rich people he would’ve lived and had more quality of life

[@misstoots]

Hey sister I'm so happy you got monetized, congrats 🎉 I love you guys ❤

[@babybear6111]

hannah is so adorable and sweet, i love seeing her react to chronically online lore lol

[@funnyfish660]

Literally how is he even alive 😭

[@fynntasticmovienight]

as a person living in the netherlands i can confirm our arms are actually our hands.

[@aurorarose2589]

the size diff between his forearms and his biceps is just unsettling

[@__-rs9ok]

hannah is so funny i love her 🫶🫶

[@thottywizard]

Am I crazy or does Hannah look especially pretty in this video?

[@JakeDoolittle]

EVERY VIDEO!

[@judithkostromitin8011]

hands and arms are the same word in russian - руки [rookie]

[@chaoticcat2564]

Hannah needs to put Jake on the channel more

[@goofyhumanlivein405]

Whether I am having a decent good calmer type of day or a bad weak seizure crazy high and lower-level blood sugar and blood pressure day Jake's or his fellow friends' videos always help change the mood bonus when Hannah gets in the video.

[@UpFrogArt]

HANNAH HYPE LETS GOOO QUEEN TAKE OVER HIS CHANNEL PLEASE

[@blakewhite3131]

Thanks for the video hannah!!! (and jake or whoever)

[@SwayeStyle]

I love when you do videos with Hannah, she's so sweet and adorable! You're both so funny😊😊

[@redjaredc1472]

Thank you for having faces that are restful to the eyes especially in comparison to God's mistake of a ham stuffed arm stronk boi

[@justkiddin84]

😂🤣

[@scarlettletterman2667]

This comment instantly killed me and revived me in the same moment 💀💀💀🤣

[@sadmo5236]

Wow, haven't heard of the guy since at least like 5 years ago 😳 cannot believe he is still doing this

[@divingboardz]

arm and hand wre the same word, рука, in russian according to google translate

[@maxevocal]

I had that chair in college, my gramma bought it for me 😂

[@sanrio_bae6088]

It's so nice to see Hannah and her male wife baby maker cooker, together in a video ❤

[@fareehashaheen605]

i shouldn't have been eating during this ☠

[@cactusq69]

Why do I feel like he has body dysmorphia and acc thinks this is normal (the bazooka hand guy)

[@Dogwithoutaname]

I cant imagine paying money and purposefully causing pain with surgery to do that to my body. 😅 These people must all be SO insecure and look obsessed. Body dysmorphia maybe? Its sad. Surgery is sapose to be there to help people. Holy cow

[@worms333]

I’ve been coming across him on TikTok and am glad someone is actually talking about him.

[@RawTimee]

they look like siblings

[@michaelfryers1914]

He looks like a saints row character 😭

[@scottlangley5596]

Oh god this disturbs me

[@twistedsisterr]

This is very sad.

[@slaywhatyouneedtoslay]

The weekend offender video is just him saying random advice to ppl including "don't be a simp to your wife" and like macho alpha male rhetoric but with his arms it's so funny lmao

[@CryoEMQueen]

Seems like not to ppl but to some specific guy from Moscow for his anniversary. So cringe lol imagine this being the guy you want anniversary message from

[@mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305]

In many languages there aren't really two distinctly different words for arms and hands, so it's probably just a translation issue

[@lisaa3957]

idk abt europe but in the se asian country im from the word for hand and arm is the same. that also goes for foot and leg

[@Ratciclefan]

You find all kind of people to talk about. It's honestly surprising.

[@Marcsimon1997]

I live in Barcelona and I’ve never heard of arms. In Spain, we just have our hands connected to our shoulders 🤷‍♂️

[@TheSoProArtist]

"Bazooka hands? That's what I call myself" More Hannah! lol

[@tinycrimester]

why didn't he put any in his forearms or shoulders or chest????

[@niko09384]

This man is probably the only human who can cosplay as a One Piece character and have the body type to match

[@ElspethMary-Alice]

I was scrolling through TikTok yesterday and his live was on my FYP. I was oh so afraid. He was making the weirdest noises and just pacing in his kitchen

[@leslyygonzalez]

I love watching Jake's videos while eating, but I should've skipped out on this one...

[@dance_for_me]

YES MORE HANNAH! Good luck on schooling it's almost midterms season 😅.

[@Enderception]

In europe, we consider everything from the shoulder to the fingertips to be the 'hand'

[@HyperWolf]

I know someone that had a tumor on their arm. It looked just like his biceps. This is sad.

[@eggspoomgumber]

Jake torturing his beautiful girlfriend and uploading it to KZbin for money for the second time today

[@LisaKini]

The energy in these videos IS EVERYTHING I NEED

[@Emily7778]

I love your relationship, literally just BFF’s hanging out

[@rachellewashere]

Hannah’s hair is so luscious, beautiful ❤️

[@eyley.3411]

I live in Poland and I’m my language we use the word arm for the whole arm and the hands too but we also have a separate word for palms so it’s pretty much optional

[@rachel3620]

As a unsolicited PSA, I process accidental death insurance claims and this is a great way to not exist anymore. These substances can travel through your body, get into important organs like.. lungs and your heart.. and cause damage you can't come back from. I reviewed a claim of a man that injected construction caulk into his.. caulk... and it traveled to his lungs and things did not end well. If you want enhancements, go to reputable professionals!

[@MRoderick89]

I'm in the UK and had to type this with my arms 😂

[@ellahinkle6418]

Is it just me or does Hannah kind of look like Saiorse Ronan?

[@littlejunkettes4122]

A little, yeah but she's got more moxy and seems more approachable 💃 /pc

[@ifwrainbow190]

Sibling or dating this is one extra hard fo determine today

[@turducken77]

Hannah’s facial expressions are priceless 😂❤

[@jstarstudios7110]

I LOVE Hannah's facial expressions!!

[@wb9913]

I’m new to your channel and always just hear you talk about Hannah but never seen her and I she is so pretty!!! Cutie physically and personality wise 🥰

[@ryankelly1826]

Grant Gustin is The Flash / What that guy is doing to his arms is so dangerous / that convo took a wild turn at the end, lol

[@katalinvegh4865]

Hibbb (just typed that with my elbow as a Hungarian I do not know what an arm is)

[@banafanafofana6914]

Jake Dulato? 😂😂

[@plumBeR246]

new JAKEY vidddddd yayayyayayayyayay

[@itsyourguyskye]

we jake doo a little trolling

[@emmy_cat_taylor]

The man has begun to necrotize all his fasciitis

[@faith294]

i love when Jake collabs with Hannah!

[@TINNITUS__]

Hannah is so beautiful! Jake is so lucky

[@neondemons]

I remember the article on him… goddamn he didnt change.

[@shaylenwayne9284]

Replaces healthy muscle with what's basically Vaseline... Why?

[@riverrile]

This feels like a real-life body horror story by Junji Ito.

[@dino-mite2661]

NFL if someone told you were siblings I would not question it lmao. You guys are hilarious tho lyyy

[@Wild_Cherise]

I'm sorry, I can't type with my 'armen', but I can type with my 'handen'

[@BeautySweetheart07]

I love being so early! 🎉 I hope you had a great day jake!

[@Mylittlestcorner]

TW Like, how is plastic surgery to this degree not considered self mutilation? Like, cutting and burning are absolutely considered such whether it's life threatening or not. His arms are literally RIPPING apart. Ripping. Apart.

[@dragongirl6492]

At least in central Europa hands are the fingery blobs of flesh and bones at the end of your arms.

[@chrisbcpack]

loving Hannah being here again!

[@annauroraa5864]

i am finnish and am definitely writing this with my hands

[@gloomyxp]

more hannah more hannah more hannah 🤬🤬

[@gloomy_glamour]

I should not have watched this while eating my chicken nuggets 😢😳🤢

[@UnkownWonders]

As someone who does speak Russian cuz of big Russian family tree. I have to say that some if not most if the translation was less unhinged compared to what he actually said, don't think it's his fault for using less accurate depiction of his words but rather it simply mostly not existing in English to the extend where it cannot even be said accurately to have his words have the same vile intend like he said it in

[@langleymneely]

Yes yes yes!!

[@Roman_Adrian]

Those guns will intimidate no one. He's still quite skinny and would be whupped in an instant.

[@AjsKoner]

I got gum for hands 😢😢 im not as cool as him 😞😞😞

[@AjsKoner]

Im like number 69 😁

[@OfficerZlock]

MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN JAKE!

[@MsOddity]

Hannah looks like Judy hopps (in a good way)

[@berrirodrigo2310]

I like bazooka biceps!

[@maxssister1985]

His drugged out tt lives are the most unsettling 😩

[@camperthebear2642]

people are still doing synthol huh?

[@Treehome_95]

HI JAKEEEE

[@cathyechevarria5551]

"cringe" -Jake Doolittle

[@ms.canela]

The arms look tumorous

Russian doesn’t really distinguish arms and hands, they have the same word for both..

[@maisylw]

His arms look like they have abscesses on them