I played and ranked EVERY Apple Arcade Game so you don’t have to…

There's a lot of haters for Apple Arcade, but I really wanna know: should EVERYONE hate these games? Or is the service underrated? Let's find out as we make a tier list of every Apple Arcade game.
Are you a fan of any of these games? And are there other subscription services with games I should cover in the future?
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Timeline:
0:00 Intro
1:37 Games
2:13 Frogger in Toy Town
3:11 Sneaky Sasquatch
3:58 stitch.
5:00 Assemble with Care
5:58 Episode XOXO
7:16 What the Golf?
7:49 Gibbon: Beyond the Trees
8:33 tint.
9:11 Warped Kart Racers
10:20 Squiggle Drop
10:47 Frenzic: Overtime
11:24 Solitaire Stories
12:00 Zen Pinball Party
12:40 Castle Crumble
13:11 Disney SpellStruck
13:48 Wurdweb
14:26 Nickelodeon Extreme Tennis
15:05 Super Leap Day
15:51 Spyder
16:22 Moonshot
16:46 Air Twister
17:48 Final Rankings

[@benjrobrt9029]

As someone who has 100% sneaky Sasquatch, it's an s++ it's a huge game and such a long journey to 100%

[@Jake.Miller]

I can only imagine how huge it is. I really haven’t gotten to far in. I am a little tempted to try but im afraid of the time it will take haha

[@spoozlez]

ive spent only around 300 hours on it so far, and ive completed the bulk of the game. The only problem to this is that it can get a bit boring, and updates don't happen enough, I have been waiting for a new update for about 5 1/2 months now @@Jake.Miller

[@Squarepy]

@@Jake.MillerTry out The Survivalists, its one of my fan favorites

[@benjrobrt9029]

@@Jake.Miller oh it takes TIME alright

[@mowskul]

@@benjrobrt9029I know I’ve put 370 hours into that game…

[@ZRP_Guy]

For Warped Kart Racers, Meg is lucky she's playable from the start unlike the rest of the griffins (aside from Peter). Meg being previliged is a rare concept we often don't see

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha true

[@kolkagaming1234]

Apple Arcade is humanity’s last hope, they don’t have ads that’s good

[@crimsonred7674]

Please do a merge games tier list! There are so many and they’re all different and have different levels of quality.

[@eforaffort]

I would love a part 2 with games like Spongebob Patty Pursuit, Crossy Road Castle, Pac-Man Party Royale, and Sonic Dream Team

[@Jake.Miller]

The big boys I missed. Thanks!

[@perguto]

@@Jake.Miller Also Rayman Mini

[@rushexplain178]

And hello kitty island adventure

[@stuff42069]

@@Jake.Millerand tmnt splintered fate

[@beetboxboy]

and exit the gungeon!

[@arcadian5546]

you should definitely play hello kitty island adventure. you play as your own character and it's very fun and has longevity with unlockable areas and quests

[@yeeticus6519]

You absolutely need to play Fantasian, it is unironically the best mobile game I've ever played, up there with PvZ, Jetpack Joyride and Bad Piggies. Uses the medium so well and is an absolute blast.

[@MrHedgehog-vm8md]

The music of Air Twister is actually made by Dutch musician Valensia, which his music does supposedly sound like Queen, though I mostly know him from his amazing album title: "V III: Valensia '98 Musical Blue Paraphernalian Dreams Of Earth's Eventide Whiter Future & Darker Present Soundspheres From New Diamond Age Symphonian Artworks To Yesterday's Westernworld Rockcraft Under The Raging Nineties' Silver Promise Of The Happy Hundreds On The Break Of The New Millenium's Hazy Misty Dawn" sorry if I typed too much I just never expected to talk about Valensia again

[@Jake.Miller]

Interesting. So the music wasn’t made for the game it was just used?

[@MrHedgehog-vm8md]

@@Jake.Miller The music was made for the game, they just hired Valensia to make it

[@Jake.Miller]

Oh I see. You’re the only person who’s known this so I appreciate you letting me know!

[@Gaymer53497]

This was an amazing experience! I’d LOVE a part 2!

[@Jake.Miller]

I honestly don’t know if there are enough games for part 2. But hey I had fun making it, I’d do another! Thank you!

[@shweta1322]

​@@Jake.MillerWhen will you upload the video on angry birds Rio?

[@thesplatooanima8231]

​@@Jake.Miller There is Monomals, Sonic Dream Team, Samba de Amigo: Party to Go....

[@bitterglitters]

I’m a sucker for silly little phone games, so I’ve tried out a lot of games from Apple Arcade. I agree with so many of your opinions, especially about episode xoxo. I played so much episode in my childhood so I was extra disappointed at how lame it felt. It’s unfortunate, but I think game only works in an “in-app purchases” format. In the original game, your options were almost always two normalish choices or an insane choice that cost in app currencies. So getting to do the fun choices was like a fun lil treat. Episode XOXO has no treats and no insane third choices. It’s just boring :/ anyways W opinions, and if you have not played outlanders i would highly rec it! the audio is relaxing and satisfying, the gameplay feels fresh even in sandbox mode, and the artwork so cute i love

[@Fatonix]

I just saw this OMG this is sooo good.Props to the creator.

[@Jake.Miller]

Thanks!

[@addisonreyna04]

if you do a part two, PLEASE include Outlanders!! it's my favorite Arcade came besides Sneaky Sasquatch

[@nashizumrud2090]

16:58 Oh hey, Bejeweled Black Gems! That's nice to see them in this game.

[@angremar10]

I was gonna say that if you do make a part 2, you would include ChuChu Rocket Universe, but I realized it was removed (I think a year later after its release)

[@Gamecliparchives]

I wonder what you'd rate Sonic Dream Team, since that game released after you posted this video

[@KrishMortyJunior]

This video is a cinematic masterpiece!

[@jordanacheson1574]

If a part 2 ever happens, one of the three LEGO Games would be nice.

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s true, I’m just realizing that I forgot the builder journey one. It’s a really cool experience

[@WhitePikmin26]

I recognise all the sneaky Sasquatch music Also I’m trying stitch right now

[@Jake.Miller]

I hope you like it!

[@ralsei1545]

I know it’s late but if you make a part two, PLEEEEEASE include Limbo, best game everrrrrr 👍👍👍👍

[@Littelmosy]

Thanks to do that for us but really I’m free to play

[@Littelmosy]

Also pleas make this game for free if u want to be good game

[@FunFactsWithJax]

​@@LittelmosyJake has no control of this. Sorry.

[@Littelmosy]

Not Jake Appel ther will probably see this by the title

[@Jake.Miller]

You’re right Steve Jobs is gonna love this video

[@Littelmosy]

Yea of cours he will learn how Appel will be better

[@mainframe1608]

You need to make part 2 with little orpheus its an S tier apple arcade game

[@Jake.Miller]

Cool, never played that one

[@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923]

15:10 Yooo, Icebreakers!? I haven't thought about that game in years! Is there any place to find it nowadays??

[@mikeandjeffery3534]

Question: Which one do you prefer? Where’s My water? Where’s my Perry? Or where’s my Mickey? Also 1 thing Minions Paradise Won’t work after 2017 due to EA retiring the game and the reason was losing the license so this one may have to have footage if u ever include it in a video

[@Jake.Miller]

Probably the original

[@lrgogo1517]

Finally... Frogger Toy Trials representation

[@hgmd3284]

wheres rayman mini and grindstone? syanara wild hearts? i think thise 3 deserve to be on S as well!

[@chandlerperry2709]

I’m glad to see you exist again

[@Jake.Miller]

I had the CRAZIEST dream my name was milk or something

[@saddlebag]

I’m glad to see Nitrome represented here! I’ve loved their games for a long time.

[@BallyAdventures]

The first thing I thought when I saw this was “Sneaky Sasquatch better be on the top ones”

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha technically in the top half!!

[@djfcb]

​@@Jake.MillerNOT GOOD ENOUGH

[@PorygonToast]

Cat Quest 2 was so good, I was so sad when I saw it got removed

[@Jake.Miller]

Never played it, I’m sad I missed out

[@dawsome9862]

Are you gonna make a part 2?

[@JoshGoblin]

It’s criminal that you didn’t include Fantasian

[@Gee3Oh]

Says "every" in the video, the description and in capitals on the title. Proceeds to explain that he only ranked the ones he was interested in.

[@alirezashabanian1601]

noiceee love you uploading ❤ but those comments cooked you up 😂 also think about rating materials in angry birds keep it up 🔥

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha how did they cook me up?

[@alirezashabanian1601]

@@Jake.Miller by roasting and sizzling your iPhone 😂 well I used both android and iPhone and I definitely think windows will have the win 🤣 but honestly I think iPhone is a lil bit overrated but still not that bad ❤

[@alirezashabanian1601]

@@Jake.Miller also play more classical arcades... my favorite is zodiac tower interesting but it get harder 🔥

[@sevfromdtq]

does anyone know about that one apple arcade game where u play as a white pixel art stickman and battle bosses, enemies n other stuffs?

[@BriBearSims]

A part two with nailed it, and master chef game!!!

[@djfcb]

Sneaky Sasquatch is the easiest S tier ever, how dare you

[@mackhill8851]

JUST REALISED THAT LOTS OF THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS FROM LEAP DAY WOOO

[@Jake.Miller]

The music is so good

[@andreacormio3393]

I hope you make a part 2 that includes exit the gungeon. I love not the first game and second one

[@Jake.Miller]

I haven’t played those games before but I’ve only ever heard good things!

[@andreacormio3393]

@@Jake.Miller I think you’ll like them. They are great rogue likes and they don’t cost that much. I highly recommend. I really like your videos by the way. Have a nice day!

[@Jake.Miller]

Thank you! Maybe I will try them someday, I think they’re on switch. Have a nice day as well!

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Why can't we have actual games like some of these on the main App Store. Like seriously they should make a rule that there can only be real games on Google Play. We shouldn't be having to pay for actually good mobile games.

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s fair. It should be the norm

[@janisrivera229]

You better include SpongeBob SquarePants Patty Pursuit in the next part I love it

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha is it good? I wasn’t sure about it

[@janisrivera229]

@@Jake.Miller Yes

[@yaymorehomework9489]

i love the big EVERY in all caps in the titlee but then thee actual video only hass like 2% of the games

[@PramkLuna]

Not sure if you heard of it, but Little alchemy is my fav arcade mobile game

[@user-qz3ye4qn9v]

Sneaky Sasquatch is my favorite game... I've been playing it since 2021

[@thvariableyt]

what do you think about Horizon Chase 2? it's on apple arcade but idk if you've heard about it?

[@Jake.Miller]

Not sure I’ve played it, it’s a racing game right?

[@thvariableyt]

@@Jake.Miller yep it is!

[@thvariableyt]

@@Jake.Miller if you're intending on making a part 2, see if you can include it?

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah for sure

[@thvariableyt]

@@Jake.Millerthanks! 🫂

[@Paxmet]

I like the Bleak Sword

[@FoxerGaming]

Aw man. I was about to play and rank EVERY Apple Arcade Game so you wouldn't have to. Foiled again!

[@NubbitDoesStuff.]

One of my favorite Nitrome games was Bad Ice-Cream. Pretty hard, but that might be a skill issue.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haven’t heard of it! Maybe I really should do nitrome tier list some day

[@NubbitDoesStuff.]

Might be on some random website. @@Jake.Miller

[@jammybot2529]

I’d recommend Crossy road castle

[@jessevanhook3521]

Google play pass next? It's got some nice ones. Not exclusive but, just an idea.

[@Jake.Miller]

It would be fun but I don’t have android haha

[@noamskplaying]

monomals is a great game with a beat maker so my singing monster cant compare and i wouldve love to see it in part 2

[@Gaymer53497]

Agreed but just don’t play the switch version cuz it’s a buggy mess

[@MFROOL]

Ayo I didn't realize Milk posted another video

[@Jake.Miller]

Another banger by milk

[@bwagaming6391]

U gotta make a part 2 . Hey a new game is coming Sonic dream team to arcade u can give it a try tho🔥

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah I was sad it didn’t come out before I made this video

[@bwagaming6391]

Hey don't be sad it will come Tomorrow now I'm sad that I won't be able to play that game I hope u include it in the part 2 😶

[@elithebomberx3798]

You should’ve ranked ocean horn 2

[@amauryantoine418]

Totally out of context could you rank every Metal Slug games? pls 😢

[@Jake.Miller]

Mayyyybe

[@BlobmcBainbow]

I’m sad you didn’t do Crossy road or Crossy road castle those are my favorite

[@Jake.Miller]

I know I had talked about them in a previous video so I decided not to include them here

[@halasyamv3190]

you need to try out bleak sword

[@sebaschu4691]

I wish you can make a sequel, I mean I just want to hear the word Cypher or Sonic dream team

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah I’d love to check out the new sonic game!

[@adren454]

super hella excited

[@Jake.Miller]

Hope it was worth iiiit

[@TotallyNovoNolix]

This shows how nobody's opinion is ever safe from a community or communities, here's an example: Cheeseburgers are better than pizza Also jake love your content dude

[@Jake.Miller]

WHAT???? haha yeah but it’s also good just to be nice to everyone and I’ve learned that now. Thank you very much!

[@rushexplain178]

Also what the golf wasn’t originally Apple Arcade it was pc and consoles

[@prptheawesome4911]

It's so cool that they made a garfield kart ripoff featuring Peter Griffin from Fortnite

[@Jake.Miller]

What a rip-off am I right

[@balls_gaming]

I actually really enjoy apple arcade. I absolutely love Japan Rural Adventure. A lot of these games aren't even apple arcade originals, take What the Golf for example, that was a console game originally. The stitch game was my favourite but uh I can't play it anymore because for some reason now my device crashes whenever I try to open it, which is rather cringe ngl. Also how dare you not talk about Japan Rural Adventure and [[insert other game other people want]]. Also it's very sad that you have to edit this, because if you recorded this today/yesterday you would make like 50 jokes about Peter being in fortnite while talking about that weird garfield kart ripoff. 12:40 wait until you learn about angry birds VR

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha thanks! At least Peter is relevant today that’s all I care about

[@mulitpower8827]

…… Godamnnit I can’t believe I just got fucking rickrolled in a Jake Miller video

[@Jake.Miller]

Get owned GET OWNED

[@Purpledlime]

Now rank all nintendo games that are on mobile

[@Jake.Miller]

There’s not that many are there?

[@Nickolasthegamer492]

do a nitrome ranking!

[@Jake.Miller]

Maybe I should 🤔

[@henryvaughan7283]

Gibbon is the best possible arcade game 😭😭

[@Dangusthemateballmaster67]

Thoughts on cream?

[@Jake.Miller]

Mmmmm creammmm

[@minovies]

@@Jake.Millerwtf

[@GUMNUT150]

I know you have a hole in your pocket rn jake but I would love to see a pikmin tier list

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha I don’t know how to record footage on my switch tho

[@GUMNUT150]

@@Jake.Miller dam how about a plants vs zombies zombie tier list

[@Jake.Miller]

Yes that I WILL be working on very soon!

[@GUMNUT150]

@@Jake.Miller YES

[@dominikboraros4668]

I LOVED this video 45/44 I might be an android user but i still think iphone phones are cool but the only thing i hate about the iphone has to be that stupid white barr on the bottom of the device its so distracting when im playing a game Did I mention that i like this video

[@marcelopaulo446]

Apple you've made me proud...I AM talking about my favorite fruit not the pathetic devices.

[@mydisappointmentisimmeasur9320]

Please do a ranking of some + games. Some of them are just purely better like Asphalt 8+

[@Jake.Miller]

Could be fun. Thanks for the idea!

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

Pinball is easy I beat it with my chicken little cup

[@Jake.Miller]

Aw man not the chicken little cup…

[@donstarplayz]

Next do every Netflix game. Edit: got to the end of the video. Never-mind 😔

[@Coltygamer6623]

What about Crossy Road Castle?

[@Jake.Miller]

I covered it in my Mobile Game Sequel video so I decided to leave it out

[@Coltygamer6623]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh that makes sense

[@DocSlayingyoudown]

Next you should check Junk World by Ironhide studio

[@Jake.Miller]

Is it good?

[@Gaymer53497]

As someone who has played it I can say It’s pretty good

[@DOUGHBOIMUZIK]

I just still don’t think Apple Arcade games are better than regular App Store games

[@HenryCallahan-yd8ki]

A what Mario game like what the golf would be great

[@diamondplayz2145]

I’m a boy but I for some reason really really want to try Hello Kitty Island. I can’t though.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha that’s ok I wanna try it too

[@berybluu6081]

✨who cares✨

[@berybluu6081]

wait why is this comment here

[@berybluu6081]

im so confused this comment keeps showing up

[@akgplayz]

Now do it with the Google Play Pass.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha I don’t have an android tho

[@janko1]

LEAP DAY SWEEP

[@Jake.Miller]

It ALWAYS SWEEPS

[@Gaymer53497]

SWEEP DAY

[@giabaonn600]

Apple Arcade from Target Circle and new Apple purchases + exclusive games from Netflix subscription really made my mobile library looks less brain rot. No hyper casual trash

[@Jake.Miller]

it's true, high quality stuff

[@Ractor08]

Maybe you forget a game that is Rayman mini.

[@hopard1635]

Try Rayman mini!

[@Lyprodon4863]

He totally forget the angry birds rio ranking video 😤😤😤😤

[@Jake.Miller]

How could he do this to us

[@MrMediocre45]

No Rayman Mini?

[@KushiBoi]

What happened to the Disney games gameplays? I've been around since then, love the new content tho just wondering.

[@Jake.Miller]

I've had less and less time to balance all of the above over the past year. I decided if I need to focus on something it's this channel, and sadly that means the disney stuff gets left behind. I am truly amazed you've been here so long though, that is really cool! Nice to hear from you again

[@KushiBoi]

@@Jake.Miller Oh no thats fine! I;m just glad to see your thriving more on this content then the disney, youve really made a name for yourself and your doing amazing! Keep it up :)

[@Jake.Miller]

Thank you so much! That’s very nice of you to say!

[@Gatorboy5678]

Judging from the music in the intro you probably like Sneaky Sasquatch!

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha it has great music

[@randthedumbguy6409]

Never knew you made fun of android users until now, jake, i accept your apology.

[@Bestontiyo]

Can you please try teenage mutant ninja turtles game in apple arcade???

[@Jake.Miller]

Is it good?

[@lrgogo1517]

Has... has Jake's joke delivery... _always_ sounded like that of a preteen?

[@Jake.Miller]

Erm not sure what you mean erm

[@njnjco]

I'm not a fan of subscriptions. In fact, I kinda hate them. I'd rather pay $5 to buy a mobile game and own it than pay $5 to rent a bunch of games for as long as I keep giving them $5.

[@mrfrog7414]

HE DIDNT DO COOKING MAMA CUISINE, F TEIR

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s not fair cooking mama is way better than f tier

[@thesoupsuds9577]

The N stands for NITROME!!! 💖

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha maybe someday it might

[@hailey37926]

as an android user this video made me shake my fists in rage. how DARE you jake

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha why I thought I was fairly respectful

[@Gaymer53497]

Is that a joke? I hope to god that it was a joke

[@ash_the_coffeemaker]

gibbon is just benji bananas with a better art style

[@Jake.Miller]

Idk what benji bananas is but I am definitely favoring gibbon over it for the beautiful art style

[@ash_the_coffeemaker]

@@Jake.Miller respectable

[@chandelight59]

You should have included Sonic Dream team.

[@Jake.Miller]

I know, I wanted to, but I was working on it before Sonic Dream Team came out

[@chandelight59]

@@Jake.Miller oh cool

[@diogorainha7009]

Assemble with car3 is on android

[@havenshaw7856]

Wait they made a sequel to What The Golf???

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah I haven’t tried it but it’s called what the car

[@havenshaw7856]

@@Jake.Miller I gotta go try it out sometime

[@Jake.Miller]

Me too

[@Gaymer53497]

I beat the game and I absolutely loved it!

[@berybluu6081]

where's unleash the light 😭

[@azimmeme9994]

What the car is better than what the golf