Action 52 (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

Action 52 was created by Active Enterprises released in 1991 for the NES and a 1993 port for the sega Genesis. Action 52 was a compilation of games mostly filler and many with similar objectives. Plenty of duplicate titles with very minor differences, the game itself was incredibly broken with many glitches leaving quite a few of the titles unplayable. The main title of the cart being Cheetah men which was intended to feature a possible fresh franchise series that never ended up taking off despite some merchandise and comic books being made. Cheetah men itself was very poorly constructed and contained numerous glitch's such as getting stuck in mid jump on top of poor level design. Plenty of the games on the cart were space shooter's and some games had other issues such as never ending, not being able to win, game freezes, misleading game titles, and numerous other issues which resulted in it's poor reviews. This is Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 90
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[@gezi5927]

“Hey, what’s your favorite game” “Alfred n’ the Fettuc”

[@axethannanth]

e

[@Jeansowaty]

Said no one ever.

[@Howlingburd19]

“Alfredo”

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Gezi5 So I think they wanted to put “Alfredo in the fettuccini” but didn’t have enough memory. So went with Alfred n the fettuc I promise you I’m right. Lol

[@stephenfiler3204]

@@The_Primary_Axiom I presumed it was supposed to be "Alfredo and the Fettuccine".

[@Gyrbae]

A game called Streamers where you're a clown climbing up the platform sounds like a social commentary.

[@crack4184]

30 years ahead. And everybody laughed at them. But they were right

[@scottski02]

How 'bout another joke, Murray?

[@theodiscusgaming3909]

Deep

[@neokyanyoa8061]

jerma.

[@lilbill7385]

Action 52 predicted tiktok and Twitter

[@Loomy9x]

Fun fact: there’s an entire section in the national video game museum dedicated to action 52 and cheetahmen 2, and has this specific episode playing in the section

[@colonel1003]

what

[@michaelboydston313]

No way

[@evanabbott2737]

I’m gonna have to visit this museum and see for myself.🤔

[@thedudeatthesea5727]

We will never know...

[@kybosh4253]

@@pfannkuchesindgeil5348 national video game museum in Frisco, Texas

[@haronka]

Out of any episodes this one has the biggest rewatch value

[@diabeto1216]

Which is ironic as each game has the smallest replay value.

[@mattakerfeldt285]

Absolutely agreed!

[@spagootest2185]

​@Mattress Store I think it's the Dream Phone episode

[@Sparrows1121]

Also the Castlevania videos

[@dawoopy]

"Heh, ironic," Emperor Palpatine

[@TomBent9]

$199.99 in 1991 is equal to $349.58 in todays dollars. Which just puts the shit cherry on the poop sundae.

[@Deep_wolf]

I can see ACTION 52 VR for $400 today. Wow, no, that not gonna happen.

[@mr.otaku2399]

action 52 needs an all out remaster and remake and than be put on all consoles!

[@mr.otaku2399]

Gabriel Valério at least im not the only one on this idea.We can have a completely new outlook on it with 6! im saying 6!!!!!! level 3's this time and now the jump glitch never messes up and all enemies never dissapear till you pound em to dust!I'm actually low key hyped for this to be remade now.We just need fred fuchs andsome others and were good to go!

[@TomBent9]

***** Eh, its too much

[@SoldierOfFate]

Playing Action 52 on VR would be the worst form of bloodless torture imaginable.

[@luhnatico]

They spent all their talent on Billy Bob's climbing animation.

[@KARTIKEYA007]

Billy Bob was a good game actually

[@IndigoVoidigo]

This explains most of the Action 52 games: 💀 🌱 🌱 means ground What I did was the protagonist dying in the air

[@SuperMarioJustin4]

And the Cheetahmen theme.

[@gregcraig5706]

49% billy bob 50% cheetahmen 1% actual quality of the games

[@mastersombrastudios6837]

Billy Bob is a poor man's prince of Persia Also a shitpickle

[@midasredding8106]

I like how he has to clarify that it’s not just the toaster that makes the game cartridge hot

[@Thor-Orion]

And then promptly shows a device that I trust less than the toaster as his “top loader.”

[@letcreate123]

@@Thor-Orion Bro, that's an official NES model, tfym you trust it less than the Nintoaster which is an unofficial custom model

[@JGT-yd2wx]

@@Thor-Orion Tell me you're not old enough to have ever seen an official NES top loader without saying "I'm not old enough to have ever seen an official NES top loader."

[@Thor-Orion]

@@JGT-yd2wx I’m old enough to have, but I don’t think I’ve seen one in person, my friends who had NESes had the classic model, I grew up on Sega consoles. I have a ton of Sega Saturn gems. Burning Rangers, all the Panzer Dragoons (yes including Saga). Got a nearly complete Genesis collection. My nostalgia isn’t Nintendo’s stuff before the N64 because Sega cut support to the Saturn in the States. It’s not EXACTLY an age thing for me, I grew up in a pretty rough area and the Genesis was more affordable than the SNES so it wasn’t until I moved in with my grandparents in the suburbs that I started seeing SNES games. I am just a few years too young to have grown up on NES, but a lot of people still had their models when they bought their SNESes because it didn’t have backwards compatibility and they all had these huge NES libraries. You’ve got to be at least 40 to have grown up on NES, so I’ll take still being in my prime over having memories of top loading NES models. Hahahaha.

[@jeanvictor8178]

​@@Thor-Orion this feels like a pre-boss dialog from a jrpg

[@azdelasas]

"Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?" "Because your mother loves roses" "Thanks dad" "No problem, Alfredo also known as Alfred n the fettuc"

[@PseudoWounds]

Roflmao

[@cartoonistanonymous]

Ok that got me lol

[@Nikku4211]

Alfredo and Alfred are actually pretty common names.

[@hardtymz2517]

“I put the hot dog in your mom’s fettuc and that’s how you came into this world.”

[@alfredoalmeida8320]

I know, right?​@@Nikku4211

[@humanbn1057]

U wonder how many kids asked their parents for this game at Christmas and their parents said "$199! If you get that you don't get any other games!". And this is the only game cartridge they got that year. Dun DUn DUUUUNNNN.....

[@BosSupes]

seriously though

[@TheNamelessScholarOfficial]

Aaron Agnew That would be sad.

[@namegoeshere69]

Aaron Agnew happened to me dude, conned my parents into buying this pile of shit and didn't get any more games for a while after that

[@humanbn1057]

Ha! Sorry, VT. Do you still have the copy?

[@humanbn1057]

Ah, that sucks.

[@TheNamelessScholarOfficial]

I am 100% sure that creators of action 52 hated children.

[@TheNamelessScholarOfficial]

Iliek true dat.

[@averygamerdude7911]

Uzay Atilla They hated me more.

[@dmitri8117]

Iliek Actually, it was just the CEO of the company that was greedy. The rest of the company (3 college kids with 1-2 weeks of training) all got paid less than $2000 for their 3 months of work :)

[@renbelmont]

AveryGamerDude why would they hate you more

[@averygamerdude7911]

ToasterRabbit This is hands down the worst game I've ever played. It's probably a prime contributor to my misanthropy and my wish to die...

[@syok4929]

This is my favourite AVGN episode. It's like going on a journey with the nerd.

[@adelin76]

@@uriurofferson8831 that would be the Earthbound episode in my opinion

[@patcahill3724]

It’s one of the best and most memorable

[@Howlingburd19]

I’d never be able to choose a favorite, there’s sooooooo many great episodes!

[@Rgoid]

@Syok I feel your pain and you have my pity.

[@Rgoid]

@@patcahill3724 I’d hate to see what you’d consider his worst.

[@vortaheadthebeast8072]

The guy who made the nintoaster didn’t know he would make the one of the most iconic items in Avgn history

[@100purenacl3]

He was also in the Jaguar part 2 episode when the Nerd sent a broken Jaguar CD

[@ghostfreely7493]

"Fuck this game, please do a review of it. You asshole. Thanks" I remember 12 year old me dying of laughter, and I still die of laughter to this day. Spencer wherever you are thank you for writing one of the funniest emails to James so he could review Action 52.

[@Puffy_Mario]

This got me laughing all over again

[@russel7766]

I love how we were all too young to watch his videos but we did anyway

[@MAN-ri5ol]

DXD l .

[@redjed100]

My late mother, who usually didn’t approve of swearing, laughed her head off at that, too.

[@shem_badui]

@@MAN-ri5ol u forgot to say "highschool" before saying "DXD"

[@cyrus1357]

AVGN is the Gordon Ramsay of video games.

[@jiffer6654]

all he needs to be able to do is confront the game developers in person.

[@retrostar-qe6hl]

I never thought of it that way

[@sirbonple]

thats actually perfect

[@ssm4.chillpollo]

"This game is fucking raw!!"

[@Meanscreen82]

Its funny coz they are both incredibly creative with insults 😂😂

[@Murr248]

22:07 funnily enough, If you play long enough, the tower actually *does* reach into outer space.

[@bradyking9778]

That’s probably the most innovative thing this game had

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

thanks

[@alfredosteffen]

08:37 -- Wow, that hurts. Thanks a lot Nerd!

[@AsdfgKuy]

You know he means his game

[@BunnLilah]

"You're supposed to fuck her, not fuck her up" lmao that was great.

[@DrKFC69]

Eerrr eeerrrrr die boob lady eeerr

[@GilesArt]

Here comes Mrs Tits, jumping like she's on the moon!

[@undertheredhood8720]

Ooze om my god its shit pickle

[@TheMugenhead]

So that's why Billy Bob didn't appear in The Town With No Name. He was in Action 52 instead. He entered in the wrong game. XD

[@viscountrainbows6452]

🅱illeh 🅱awb

[@pokerface4]

A52CU (Action 52 Cinematic Universe)

[@sixtyfivekills4543]

That's.... holy shit nice catch.

[@Pundit07]

So, he “went turbo” basically.

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

You every play Three Stooges on NES? The game opens with them walking onto the title screen of Ghostbusters II & remarking that they're in the wrong game.

[@MitsuruAndDd]

4:54 this line is so underrated. he says it so calmly

[@gamingintrospection]

This is the most rewatchable AVGN episode, within a series that is filled with 100s of very rewatchable episodes. I can't count how many times I've marvelled at the jokes, creativity and pacing of Action 52. Platinum grade comedy by James.

[@empire0]

Alfred and the Fettuc makes me laugh every time.

[@TheLarryburns84]

why do i see you everywhere?

[@orangotazio]

Alfredo e le fettuccine

[@renbelmont]

orangotazio mamma mia

[@orangotazio]

ToasterRabbit la fess d' mam't

[@renbelmont]

orangotazio I dont speak chinese

[@flexmasterize]

so i checked out "alfred n the fettuc" in another youtube video all I can say is *THAT'S $4 WASTED*

[@JavierVazquezVidal]

The game music is epic

[@aestheticaltwat]

The theme song for Alfred ‘n’ the Fettuc should’ve been an 8-bit version of ‘Consuelo’s Departure’ by The Residents.

[@OtakuD50]

I wouldn't buy _that_ for $4.

[@michaelwilliams2231]

Same as jigsaw

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr106]

Is Alfredo & the fettuccini

[@hikmori7]

17:40 KZbin's censored auto-captions in a nutshell currently.

[@rga1026]

The dedication to the 52 pickup joke though, because nobody is picking those up but James

[@theultimatetempest1918]

I wonder how many retakes it took. Some of the cards were backwards.

[@Lucols4]

The games go from weird to batshit crazy progressively, like the designer's minds were melting one shitty game at a time.

[@Aladayle]

+Lucas Garibaldi Lol maybe they were smoking marijuana and the degeneration is because they were giggling and intentionally trying to make shitty games. And it just got awful.

[@kevinackerman4365]

+Jennifer H smoking marijuana would have made the games better not worse maybe they were droping acid

[@Aladayle]

Dropping acid would have made them more creative though, wouldn't it? I've heard it can do that. Then again there's always bad trips. Lol this is now a game. What drug were the creators on? XD

[@kevinackerman4365]

Yeah they must have a really bad trip lol

[@LadyCoyKoi]

+Lucas Garibaldi They had some good drugs back then. Now-a-days we just got weed and Adderall. Back then they had cocaine, and the Mr.Heisenberg quality methamphetamine, not the crap kids take these days. Ecstasy? Pippht! That's for wussies.

[@bouchandre]

"Anything pink in this games sucks" *shows the menu screen with every game written in pink*

[@cringe9361]

Yeah. ALL OF THE GAMES SUCK!

[@maxskeen9481]

Travis Woodruff x

[@KillinTime8]

That’s the joke

[@scottylewis8124]

KillinTime Lucy. *Gulp* don't slice me apart please.

[@kevinlimapena5698]

So Kirby sucks

[@luckydubs8987]

10 years later and 3:35 still gets me everytime

[@FitzFingers]

His reaction is perfect

[@JohnDoe-id5ih]

Bro I was wheezingso hard I thought my heart was going to collapse. I saw this video years ago too and laughed just as hard

[@hankmellorgaming8371]

This is the Nerd at his finest- covering complete and utter failures that never in a million years would see widespread distribution or the light of day for that matter. Good work, Mr. Rolfe. Your commentary in conjunction with all this shitty gameplay is a bonafide treat for my eyeballs. Good stuff then, good stuff now.

[@donaldpump3072]

Nice stache

[@PrimeTF]

It technically WAS illegal, since it's an unlicensed game.

[@FizzleFX]

This cartridge does not contain a single game. All I can see is colorful static

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Nah. Technically speaking, unlicensed games aren't illegal; or, at very least, they weren't in the '80s and early '90s.

[@rjd-kh8et]

The plagiarized music was illegal, though.

[@scottandrewhutchins]

Not illegal.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@rjd-kh8et what plagiarized music?

[@Larry.R]

21:36 "In Action 52, you cannot jump down. You will hit the air so hard, you will die." This is the exact reason why the idea of going skydiving absolutely terrifies me.

[@true_neutral3378]

If you think you could pass through clouds, you have been lied to. Clouds do not exist, they are a government conspiracy

[@AdriaticTokoru]

They just never stick the landing

[@IndigoVoidigo]

Parallel Parking, You know how to parallel park?

[@Larry.R]

@@IndigoVoidigo Yis.

[@samichopthechimrea8477]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣.

[@scottmccurdy6493]

Space shooters in Action 52 are like swordfighters in Super Smash Bros.

[@jonahthehedgehog6550]

12:42 Ah! Safety pin! That'll be perfect! (One of my favorite lines)

[@creamy3598]

*I died? BY TOUCHING THE AIR!?*

TheEnterestingEnderman Still better than "I can't touch that *red pot*?!"

[@trainknut]

TheEnterestingEnderman For some reason I read that in JonTron's voice. Funny, because that is an actual quote from the Nerd.

[@creamy3598]

The Arctic Gamer I just read that back in JonTron's voice after looking at your comment, you sir deserve a cookie!

[@trainknut]

TheEnterestingEnderman :D

[@creamy3598]

***** That comment just made my day, and for that you can have all the chocolate chip cookies! :3

[@UsernameRulesSuck1]

Actually "a guy jumping on music boxes punching in the air" pretty much describes the city of Manchester perfectly.

[@UsernameRulesSuck1]

***** Then you've never been to Manchester.

[@UsernameRulesSuck1]

You're entitled to your opinion, even though it's wrong.

[@UsernameRulesSuck1]

***** Nice command of the English language, bro. Do you even language?

[@GabrielCorpsegrinder]

Jonathon Cowley That guy is so fucking mad, I legit lol'd at your comment

[@UsernameRulesSuck1]

***** And alas you never will.

[@UnclePhil73]

10 years later and I still revisit this review. If someone asked me to describe the AVGN, I’d just tell them to watch this. Classic nerd

[@seereebee]

This is definitely one of the best AVGN episodes

[@AlterMannCam]

3:37 is still one of the funniest moments in AVGN history.

[@martinmespiespinosa7218]

11:49

[@IndigoVoidigo]

I thought of that too but it’s missing the “va”. “Megalovania” “Megalonia”

[@comicbookdude]

I literally come back to this video just for this moment

[@B3Band]

I knew exactly which part you were talking about before I even clicked.

[@reggie5507]

5:50

[@koopatroops838]

The story of this game is actually very interesting the creator hired two programmers the creator had no idea what he was doing and gave them like 3 months to make it and when time was up they said well I guess were done

[@bucketbutters866]

11/10 movie

[@josheboythespeedrunner8491]

Seems like sonic 06 except with experienced people

[@koopatroops838]

Josheboy3 62 more or less

[@thebigsad5402]

Modern day equivalent would be Bethesda with fallout 76

[@yk-lz3nr]

They just had 4-5 game engines and made a different assets for them. If they'd have more programmers they'd create 999 weird games

[@iprobablysuck9107]

''Lights...Camera....ACTION 52!!'' Man, what a classic. The Nerd's reactions are on point with this one.

[@peelslowly28]

22:02 AVGN: "It goes on and on and on" Steve Perry: "....And OOOON!"

[@germa2k]

"Its a nintoaster and yes it works." *Iconic*

[@101Volts]

Made by KZbinr "Vomitsaw" if you're curious.

[@aztn19]

Austin Lucas I actually was curious about who made it and if I could be bought

[@Phoebe5448]

It's beautiful.... :')

[@Bellatrix76]

That could be the coolest thing I've ever seen.

[@Sephlock]

It makes toast and plays nintendo games? But can it do both at once?

[@MahoganyVinceArchive]

Fun fact: Ooze actually is the developer recommended game, cause they ran a contest after the game came out stating that whoever could beat level 5 of that game would be placed into a drawing to win around $100,000. Too bad that game kind of gives up at level 2, though

[@robknightfilms]

The engine for the menu of the multicart this is based off of actually also started on game number 5. The creator of Action 52 just stole the code from another 52-game multicart.

[@IndyJofexploringMuff]

Yeah I know I read that on a Cracked article too.

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

Yep and the code is premade so if one guy could get it on tape, anybody could have sent in an image. Not like Active ever had $100K but they did hire the team behind Color A Dinosaur for the Genesis version

[@haveyboythebighuggerkid7733]

ViewtifulDaniel how about this. 1111111000000000000.999999999988888888. good enough.

[@augustwest5356]

AngelOfTheTriad that is indeed a fact of the fun persuasion. It's interesting to see that game developers were as shady back then as they are now. Actually, chances are it's more the publishers fault than the designers. The publishers probably came to a few game companies and asked them to whip up 100 games between them. Two weeks later they probably came back and told them that they had to be done in an hour, no matter what. So Ithe developers probably rounded up everything they had, NONE of it finished and it was published as is. As unfinished, rushed garbage. Either that or everyone involved really fucking sucked at their jobs. Could be either scenario.

[@gromburt]

5:05 is such a priceless moment to me

[@koreaawake1578]

He was so close to getting cancelled hahaha

[@thatguywholikesboos1475]

23:05 you want it? It's yours my friend.

[@FloraJoannaK]

Remember when bad games were more often due to incompetence, rather than greed? It was actually both for 52. Cautionary tale!

[@silenceofthehills7610]

The same mind set is prevalent in the film industry as well.

[@FloraJoannaK]

@@silenceofthehills7610 Problem could well be the big studio system, film and game both. Auteur work tends to show in quality.

[@nickrustyson8124]

Nah Action 52 was for greed too, $199 in 1991, about $378.15 today

[@juliantonnera8539]

@@nickrustyson8124 read the full comment again. You did not get the joke.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

It’s like the difference between _Teen Titans Go_ , a show that’s bad due to corporate greed, versus _Growing Around_ , a franchise concept that’s bad because the creator is downright incompetent at what he does. Knowing MrEnter, though, it’s probably both in his case.

[@aestheticaltwat]

‘Alfred ‘n’ the Fettuc’ has to be the best title of a video game ever.

[@barquillodepapel7186]

fettucini?

[@eugencorcodel7026]

@@barquillodepapel7186 yes

[@jayesper4390]

No, Fetus...

[@IndigoVoidigo]

*yeetuc fettuc*

[@yk-lz3nr]

Smells like teen spirit

[@superx9619]

Imagine getting this for Christmas when you were a kid. Your folks thought wow what a deal 52 games, little Johnny will be so happy.

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

I think the worst part of this is if this were released today, people would forgive it easier because "Oh, it's gonna be fixed with patches anyway".

[@xamislimelight8965]

Or "the modders will fix it."

[@gasterthemaster6490]

...if a game is unfixable, like this one, which is rotten at the core, then I get it. But something like Pokemon S&V (which was fixed), which was just glitchy, then that's fixable.

[@anotheryoutubeaccount5259]

What? It's an indie game

[@101Volts]

@@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 There are still plenty of Indie Games on Steam that get updates. I'm sure some don't, but wouldn't some of those be like a weird Minecraft ripoff? But back in 1990 or even most of 2005, you'd release it with as many bugs ironed out as you can, and that's it unless a later print fixes a glitch.

[@anotheryoutubeaccount5259]

@@101Volts Games were simpler and since they couldn't simply patch glitches, they were treared as fun features.

[@lostuser6410]

I can imagine the entire line of code for the cartridge is just the word “BAD”

[@ericsmith718]

Why is it so expensive??

[@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744]

@@ericsmith718 Because some dude bought his son a bootleg cartridge and all he saw was dollar signs. For some reason, he wanted in on that sweet, sweet legally grey money. I’m not joking.

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

@MajinTails nice lua reference, i have a better one if Insert == true then print("BAD") elseif end

[@aretard7995]

@@MIKIMAHI_Ltd. 10 PRINT "BAD" 20 GOTO 10 RUN

[@michaelboydston313]

@@ericsmith718 get 52 games for less than $10 a game, vs 6 for $40 a game, also money laundering I bet

[@b4tmandy]

Almost every game reminds me of my homework in middle school when I'd rush to do it the night before it was due.

[@thatguyknowstoomuch820]

This makes so much sense because I used to do the same thing most times 🤣

[@PETRIXXXX]

I do that with my videos when I take too long to finish :3

[@donaldpump3072]

Me in the morning before school I'd cry

[@Elbabino]

This is literally the pinnacle of entertainment, from the comedic genius to the clever editing I have yet to find any video that surpasses this one

[@JossPeura]

G-Force Fgt. still gets me every time.

[@TheEsotericism1]

...or just G-Force😂😂

[@BinglesP]

All I can think about is that movie nobody watched about talking hamsters

[@nickbeilschmidt411]

That 'Sharks' one looks strangely similar to the underwater part in 'Jaws' by LJN...

[@taylorholmstrom248]

Let that be all you need to know about Action 52: it ripped off an LJN game.

[@mreverything1143]

Nichole Soulbuster SKELETON TRUMPTET

[@deoxysandmew2162]

Great. A shit ripped off by even worse shit. Now that's what I call a "Deep Shit"!!! XD

[@hayden2958]

Nichole Soulbuster I know right

[@Burn_Angel]

I was thinking the same.

[@marynatsevina7762]

I have probably re-watched this 52 times

[@brandoncruz3707]

Maryna Tsevina p

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Pfffft. Amateur.

[@phonecharger6471]

Same here XD

Sarcasam

[@billyjean2905]

I've probably rewatched this more than 520 times.

[@zachhaywood1564]

This is easily the AVGN episode I've rewatched the most.

[@N_S_K_A_]

"its a nintoaster, and yes, it works." that's gotta be one of the most badass AVGN lines ever

[@johnroberts4624]

Micro Mike is basically a faster version of Flappy Bird

[@scottandrewhutchins]

I hate Flappy Bird. One wrong move and you're dead.

[@bhavinpatel9630]

@@scottandrewhutchins - Wasn't that the point though?

[@mariuskatutis3989]

and OG

[@seangiglio]

And less fair

[@skeptorr]

This reminds me when I was a kid, and took twenty 5.25" floppies and went to my cousin to copy commodore64 games. Came back packed with dozens of new games... and they all sucked balls.

[@dankmoo]

I subscribe to you yesterday, and now your stalking me.

[@skeptorr]

Invader GIR I'm everywhere! :O

[@dankmoo]

SkepTorr I'd be afraid it's a Zionist conspiracy, but I'm Jewish anyway.

[@skeptorr]

Invader GIR then you have nothing to fear.

[@dankmoo]

SkepTorr Wait... there is? Awh whatever.

[@alanwright2920]

it’s 2022 and i’m still watching these hilarious videos lol edit: it’s 2023 edit: 2024

[@Domsweirdvideos]

Same bro

[@insertnamehere7294]

2023?

[@jared_s2]

im going back through just like i would the office or sunny or any other mainstream comedy series.

[@unapologeticwhiteamerican]

@@insertnamehere7294 yes sir

[@Omar_E11]

They're timeless

[@BsKHacker]

Ten years old and still a fantastic episode.

[@xp1627]

Who else could see Avgn on adult swim?

[@Minoriscful]

xP and mike and james mondays basicly most cinnemassacre exept the movies of james

[@AddableStone13]

xP i could see "you know whats bullshit?" on adult swim

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

There would be a lot of bleeps sounds

[@saturnsgrandpiano]

"They Came..."? Who came? Whoever came, I ain't cleaning it up.

[@AlmostAzun]

11:06 Megalonia... THEY STOLE MEGALOVANIA UNDERTALE

[@fatmeatball]

+EpicFacePresents ...Yeah, Undertale came before NES

[@saturnsgrandpiano]

Fatmeatball Totally! Let's go with that.

[@scottylewis8124]

that's nasty -Cleveland

[@followthewizard359]

Eeewwwww... ! XDDD

[@Tippex_Official]

‘It’s a nintoaster. And yes, it works’ The best AVGN line ever uttered.

[@jonahthehedgehog6550]

16:12 Because he's a baby.

[@Xantain]

"Thought you could light a room with light? No, you gotta kill vampires!" -James Rolfe, 2010

[@bobhill9803]

In that case, Simon Belmont would have the brightest rooms in the universe.

[@justinhiggins2090]

Bob hill He would've burned himself to death before you know it.

[@Yeti547]

I want that nintoaster

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

You mean the Switch

[@aquadonkey.]

+Leopold Litchenstein ? When did i mention that its a trainwreck?

[@Tails5121]

How is it a train wreck? It isn't even out yet you moron.

[@aquadonkey.]

Tails5121 the guy above me mentioned something about it being a train wreck and then deleted that comment apparently

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

AquaDonkey69 480p Me? Because the comment was replying to me and I haven't ever since announcement said anything about it being a train wreck

[@KermitTFYT]

To this day I still want to see Alfred and the fedic.

[@monroethealolantrainer732]

21:00 "They came..." Where did "They" come from? A giant haystack with s**t concealed inside?

[@Skeletty1710]

Atari 5200 was a disaster action 52 was a disaster as well 52 is bad news in the title

[@ryanstenner9625]

Skeletty1710 holy shit. Your right.

[@honor2425]

Bruno Area 51 is more popular anyways

[@Narutass43]

Don't forget DC's New 52. Still trying to undo that one.

[@mattboy5296]

*looks at my account name* Shit...

[@Daniel-zp2pi]

So the DC storyline '52' is also bad?

[@richardfromhotline130]

12:50 Name: Streemerz Main character: Clown They sure predicted the future

[@MagicMaster667]

Heh

[@TankEngine75]

Those twitch streamers aren't clowns,there the whole circus

[@masonasaro2118]

i thought streemerz was that bionic commando fangame starring super joe with a grappling hook?

[@thexdude]

@@TankEngine75 What streamers do you watch then? There's streamers that are amazing, I honestly think you have to be talking about Fortnite streamers

[@TankEngine75]

@@thexdude I'm actually talking about those Twitch Thots not all streamers in general

[@fallenorrisen120]

1:29 Props to people like this guy for prompting James to make this episode.

[@jayoxy4624]

24:09 “NOT WALKING FINGERS!”

[@volkerball85]

Eight years later, I'm still 100% jealous of that NinToaster.

[@GriffinWelch]

Adjusted for inflation, $199 is like $600 in 2019.

[@readyorgormotti4714]

You can buy some fuckin masterpieces for less than $12 nowadays thanks to the indie scene.

[@ChodeMaster]

@@readyorgormotti4714 THANKS TO THE INDIE SCENE HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@ChodeMaster lol

[@AnonymousGentooman]

@@ChodeMaster you ok son?

[@shiggerator6816]

@@ChodeMaster What did he mean by this?

[@AllGamingStarred]

2:01 that's the NES lockout chip being burned alive by the demons that inhabit the cart

[@Jigwally]

I just realized that Ooze really was the developers' "personal recommendation" because there was a contest for who could get to the last level, but that nobody could actually win because the game was so buggy.

[@spoonman6256]

"Who the hell jumps up a ladder?" *insert Vietnam-style flashback to Skyward Sword here*

[@BlakeTheBongRipper420]

You gave me flashbacks

[@mitchfletcher2386]

"Hit the air so hard you will die" That is the greatest line I've ever heard.

[@SilvestriChateauOfficial]

Mitch Fletcher Your icon is the greatest icon i’ve ever seen. May 15th is right around the corner, son. 😉

[@seriousbismuth2173]

@@SilvestriChateauOfficial happ birfdeh. 😃

[@SilvestriChateauOfficial]

Serious Bismuth I meant the day for Scoob. :)

[@seriousbismuth2173]

@@SilvestriChateauOfficial lol whoops 😆

[@anueutsuho7425]

I think that's actually possible in real life. Mostly bugs though.

[@CyrixOLD]

11:23 I was today years old when I found out he said "Doughnuts" wrong, not "dog nuts" Note: I watch this as background noise

[@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv]

The replay value of these videos needs to be studied. Over 11 years old and it refuses to fall off.

[@windestruct]

Friend: I grew up with Super Mario Bros and Duck hunt Me: Alfred n the fettuc

[@bean5430]

nonhuman is my favorite

[@hongu1634]

I can tell.

[@chickenboss36]

Okay

[@georgesiv2082]

Elton John?

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

cool

[@Hayastantzi92]

because you're Non-Human?

[@lordmegatron65]

Hard to believe that this video is over a decade old!!! I think we can all agree that this is one of AVGNs most iconic episodes!!!

[@dingdongfootball5331]

This episode was the most recently released one when I started watching AVGN. I was 13. I’m 26 now and can still come back to this for laughs. Thank you James.

[@jamespond9942]

"Its a nintoaster and yes, it works." Me: I dont need it I dont need it I DEFINITELY dont need it I NEED IT!!!

[@gavinclark6891]

that_random_nerd_on_the_block pretty sure you can get them made online.

[@lowbudgetprod]

Pity the original one broke down back in November :/

[@AC1.0_5]

ha ha you want to

[@1secondarysmile]

TheTrueOJL rip

[@wariot707]

Spongebob reference

[@sirrayveltal8610]

9:36 One of my favorite AVGN lines ever.

[@Xr_nx]

Go back to cybertron

[@Purpledlime]

pafp

[@sonicmegapikachux]

How ironic, the games are supposed to provoke Seizures in people with epilepsy or similar issues, but this game is totally opposite, you are so powerful that you provoke seizures to the game.

[@MikeMateiIsKing]

"It's an anomaly of game programming." Best line ever.

[@Gloves-T-Catzero]

11:10 LOL “Flying through McDonald’s Arches”

[@gamertoon8230]

12:47 Considering how the development process for this game went, I can see this happening during development.

[@Purpledlime]

pafp

[@jpkennedy2277]

I actually found out that if you Play "FIREBREATHER" for more than 5 levels, the game automatically gives you a game over!

[@TheNadroj10]

Damn just when you though the game decently playable. Fuck, this compilation sucks.

[@quinnzyker6521]

Wut .0.

[@SataniaMcDowel]

No effing way! XD $4 wasted

[@williamying9174]

Jp Kennedy jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[@taratothemax1350]

Jp Kennedy f

[@Oldchannelcaptigc]

21:22 Do you guys know the town with no name? And at the end Evil Ebb thought the player was Billy Bob? I wonder if that was reference to this game. Also AVGN reviewed that game. I don’t have to link it to you to find…just search it.

[@Bradofosho]

I love that it is cannon that the only computer the Nerd has is a C64 😂

[@coopeachu]

Micro mike, the original flappy bird

[@luisadrianochoasanchez1403]

hahahaha rolf

[@Jordanitrex_]

omg i was about to comment that

[@MikeyTaylorGaming]

Luis Adrian ochoa sanchez Rolfe* is his last name, just saying

[@MadJack122]

MikeyTaylorGaming He was trying to say Rofl, obviously.

[@MikeyTaylorGaming]

MadJack122 Obviously. You obviously missed my Trolling there

[@thecatrooms]

"What do you wanna play?" G-FORCE FGT

[@yk-lz3nr]

It was a dark times for nVidia they survived all ways possible

[@yk-lz3nr]

@Its Always Sunny In Portland Oregon Because it's about G

[@npc-bl2vw]

Jeez, ok, I was only asking.

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@Its Always Sunny In Portland Oregon now what I read

[@Howlingburd19]

“ALFREDO”

[@zekeram129]

I swear that NinToaster is the second-coolest toaster, falling behind only the likes of Aigis.

[@PonderousEclectica4383]

For reference, $199 in 1991 is the equivalent of $433.66 today, or $328.66 when this video came out (2011)

[@Moakmeister]

I put the $200 in 1991 money into an inflation calculator. Today, this game would be $352.43. So it's actually even WORSE.

[@aftertheelectrike1847]

Ewww that's like 6 decent games.

[@bobbobson5595]

Ben Moak or used ps3

[@0x777]

6 decent games without the mandatory DLC you need to play them, or about one with most of the DLCs you need...

[@joshuahadams]

That’s like a used Switch.

[@cherresoda]

Josh Adams more like a brand- new switch with a couple games

[@gizmog]

somebody help me!!! I´m marathoning all these episodes again!!! I´ve already seen them all and cannot stop!!!!

[@sarsona_3611]

There is no escape from an AVGN Marathon

[@sten2184]

gizmog ai have marathon them 5 times...this is my sixth time...YEAH AGAIN AGAIN!

[@gizmog]

magicmaker15 all of them in a couple of days 😝

[@StormsparkPegasus]

You too huh? These are great to listen to when doing things around the house.

[@jayvage8822]

Chiguau x)

[@siredith8846]

6:48 a cabbage patch on a golf course infested with killer scrotums 😂

[@carl_the_]

Alfredo and the Fettucini: Adventures in the Void