Darkwing Duck (Turbografx 16) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

[@MissAshley42]

Watching this again, I realized something: I bet there's a charged jump. I looked up a scan of the manual and, sure enough, you can charge jumps by holding down the button. Oddly enough, though, this info is on _the bottom of the very last page of the manual._ C'mon!

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

I don't know what kind of f*cked up duck can't f*cking duck AVGN 2015

[@CannabisUseOnly]

Was thinking that as well when I saw the platform jumps, makes sense!

[@nthgth]

That seriously never would have occurred to me

[@Imperialspy]

MissAshley42 so there is a way to reach that D?

[@danromanov9537]

@@Imperialspy the D is always in reach

[@benchops2004]

"I wish it would've been LJN"...scariest line ever stated in this series............

[@adammclaughlin845]

I loved Turtles but agree with every criticism he made. It was broken. Horrifying difficulty level, almost no relation to the cartoon. Good graphics and music though.

[@Bonbon-xk9mx]

@Zeus 1455 avgn isnt supposed to be an objective review series its just a comedic review series

[@LumiNyte]

@@Bonbon-xk9mx yep

[@aguycalledjamal]

no the scariest line in the series is definitely “this is basically a shitty version of the virtual boy. Yes I Said That” not gonna lie my jaw dropped when I heard that line

[@prototypegames6190]

I never thought i see the day where he said that sentence.

[@theneedledrop]

The best series on KZbin is still going strong after all these years.

[@matthewferguson1429]

James' videos are timeless

[@arttheboy]

You guys basically do the same thing, but you never get attacked by the musicians you critique

[@NefariousDreary]

Yo, I dig your show. :)

[@bigboysdotcom745]

What in the absolute fuck are you doing here lmao

[@arttheboy]

Time to turn off the notifications for this posts goddamn

[@speedwagongaming2520]

10:50 Wow, Game Nerd, this is the most pissed off you’ve ever been. But it is an idle animation that kills you, can’t argue with that.

[@Fine793meadow]

@Hardhead456 Nah sonic is impatient as f*ck

[@sashakvasha1529]

And throwing me off wrong way on this cannons

[@prestongehrig2824]

The Shit Scale. I love how Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde is just its own category

[@AtlasBlizzard]

Well, it's very illustrative for a game that's best described as 'What and why is anything in this game?!'

[@MarioMario456]

256th like

[@LunaOfTheStarsMusic]

420 likes. Nice

[@d3rpd4mag35]

635th like

[@kylethomas6366]

well maybe by James it should by with crazybus

[@joshscorcher]

That safe. I did NOT see that coming.

[@terminatorX2]

Me neither

[@KalleBerendijk]

Hi Josh :3

[@Divinehero1]

yea me neither soon as it came down i was like "wait... what?"

[@terminatorX2]

***** Or I think we could call him...a pressed duck

[@tintinfan4070]

terminatorX2 LOL because in this game SOMETHING is gonna be pressed whether you like it or not!

[@DraculaCronqvist]

The shit-scale should be a regular part of the avgn episodes.

[@siracha4956]

The thing is, in a few later episodes, he mentions games' positions on the shit-scale.

[@ChristianHernandez814]

I wonder if the original game designers actually watch AVGN

[@plot6520]

Would be interesting to hear from them

[@personguy6904]

if they do i so need to see their reactions

[@GeorgeQ]

Been wondering that myself

[@Krawna]

You guys are acting like the AVGN makes objective reviews. His content is brilliant and hilarious. But it's satirical reviewing because he tries very hard to find flaws instead of being objective. So game devs wouldn't think much of it. Not to mention this is a mature, intelligent adult reviewing games made for teens

[@joejoerobinson8724]

No they don’t give a shit they made their money and that’s it

[@MedicMain9]

AVGN's *shit scale* is better than IGN's rating system

[@samuelbradley1185]

Exactly

[@mittenstherealest]

Guessing the mass and density of your own shit is a better game rating system.

[@BortLoco]

Someone should place every single game the Nerd has reviewed, into the shit scale. That would be fucking useful.

[@juan4allHD]

Well, you can't spell ignorance without IGN... :D

[@deoxysandmew2162]

7.8/10 - Too much shit. - IGN

[@2lovejune]

10:47 Best video editing moment in AVGN history. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AN EDIT FOR THIS!

[@ramitouati1325]

well its benn used on ytpmv

[@KristianKronicles]

10:44- One of the funniest moments I've encountered in a video game. I mean, I understand how anyone would get frustrated by this, but the absurdity of it is just hilarious.

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

Looking back on this, I realized something: the game only registers jumping hits when Darkwing is in a VERY specific animation, and that's when he has both his arms and legs extended in front of him. That's the ONLY time a jump will successfully damage an enemy. If Darkwing is in ANY other animation when he makes contact with the enemy, even if it was from above, HE takes a hit. This is probably the most handicapped jump I've ever seen in a game. Does that happen in Mario? No, it doesn't.

[@BigHailFan]

noticed that too. that's atrocious.

[@ishanpahwa1179]

Off topic, but the Yang profile picture is pretty neat!

[@ncapone87]

Usually with Mario controls, if you die it's usually your own fault. At least the 2d ones

[@NecrosVideos]

"It's not like I have to get the D" - AVGN

[@mjc0961]

***** He doesn't know what it does. :)

[@Jeremy97437]

***** But he wants it so hard!

[@zydian_]

***** to obvious

[@caioartiagas1667]

***** Mike's big D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@captainnintendo]

***** Best moment in the review... And he probably doesn't even know why :D

[@RuruFIN]

"At least you can duck, you are a duck. I don't know what a fucked up duck can't fucking duck" I just found my new fav AVGN line.

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

That's a fuckin tongue twister.

[@Ratciclefan]

Tuuhio Same.

[@ScoobyDenis]

What kinda ducked up fuck can't ducking fuck?

[@PC_Simo]

@mnd Same for me 👍🏻.

[@9Der6Ketzer9]

Mine was "Fuuuuu...uuuuu...uuuuuuu...uuu..uu..uu.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u BOOM!!!"

[@elliegray8184]

"It's not like I HAVE to get the D." I tell myself that all the time...

[@SuperPiposaru]

;)

[@MyBebopBlues]

But in the end, everyone gets the D regardless if they want it or not. Such is life

[@warrengraham485]

I can give you mine :)

[@scarlegend7160]

+Warren Graham ba dum tis

[@Mr_SU]

profile pic plz? I need it for research purposes

[@tyminator8176]

12:34 Gotta love how Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde gets its own category

[@Keithustus]

*its. “It’s” means “it is”.

[@PC_Simo]

@@Keithustus Exactly 👌🏻.

[@lincolnmiller4757]

The Last Ninja got added to the category.

[@PC_Simo]

@@lincolnmiller4757 It sure did 😆.

[@michalkralovsky93]

It´s not so bad

[@MyUsernameIsAlsoBort]

I'm glad he finally did a Turbografx 16 review. I've been curious about the card-using console for a long time now.

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

Wartler Yes we've been wanting to do a turbo grafx 16 game for a long time! -Mike

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

***** yep

[@jch123-r6v]

***** 직접 댓글 달아줘서 흥분하신 건 알겠는데 조금 진정하실 필요가...ㅋㅋㅋ 나쁜 뜻은 아니에요

[@kevinhwsohn]

James you should do Famicom games sometime around :D

[@jamalsalifu4557]

kevinhwsohn He has done a few. Star Wars, Transformers, and Hong Kong 97, if you count Super Famicom.

[@germanname1990]

Trust me. Even I went "WTF?!" at 10:43. Who didn't?

[@starxsoulwings9379]

Hmm...

[@jontheriot6752]

Shitty move

[@Chris-ql9bu]

i pissed in my pants 🤣🤣

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

Typical Disney humour, put as a hidden hazard XD

[@kentavirus2100]

it's like the Sonic CD optional game over but this one was just mean spirited

[@GameKeeper28]

They put a "No Loitering" sign next to the floating D as some sort of cruel joke.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

10:16 that "Get the fuck up there!" Makes me laugh every time lol

[@strawberryfields9762]

I know, it’s killer😂😂😂

[@SaveTheFuture]

I am the terror that flaps in the night I am the bad jumping controls that ruin your game! I am Darkwing Duck!

[@chesspunk489]

I am the terror that faps in the night.

[@DerVasto]

I am the corruption of evil's save file!

[@princessmarlena1359]

I am the soft lock, that forces you to restart!

[@Discern4]

"LJN was a cat, and the NES was its litterbox" lol perfect

[@twitchingwithchara8219]

Purrfect

[@zerolimit4552]

@@twitchingwithchara8219 😂

[@AssociationAdmirer]

Except that when a cat gets a new owner, it inevitably switches to a new litter box. When LJN was acquired by Acclaim, it kept on making NES games. So the metaphor really falls apart.

[@shsrpr]

I think this version of the AVGN theme song is my favorite. It strikes the perfect balance between the primitive earliest recordings of it, and the bombast of the more newer ones. The drums sound cool, and the vocals feel more on key than on some versions.

[@redatouati987]

to me i prefer the mega man version

[@Corpse1984]

What was with the huge obsession with ducks in the 90's? Duck tails, darkwing duck, the mighty ducks... It was all about ducks.

[@peucoman]

you're forgetting Quack Pack, which was the "sequel" to Ducktales

[@abrahamalvarez8692]

Especially with the adult oriented show, Duckman

[@2diefor]

Chuck n Luck, Duck n Fuck

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

Not the 90s but you also got Howard the duck and obviously Daffy Duck is one of the most popular cartoon characters in history

[@tonyacosta4574]

Howard the duck

[@ZicoTops]

13:15 Didn't know you had a tattoo

[@vetontheshqiptar698]

SERIOUSLY!? HOLY SHIT!

[@chimkinNuggz]

Mike also has a 12" cock. Cinemassacre trivia!

[@darthphotek]

***** His tattoos can be seen in more videos than this one. I think they're most apparent in his Big Rigs commercial video. :P

[@vetontheshqiptar698]

DarthPhotek Those are not his real tattoos. They're too big and they are not visible in other videos.

[@darthphotek]

Veton Ademaj Alright, tell James that. :)

[@rodemus18]

10:42 - the most unexpectedly funniest part of the episode!

[@mowlowl]

1:21 Not sure if this was intentional, but there's a Paperboy cartridge in that stack. Foreshadowing?

[@epender]

He does have a huge collection...

[@achaudhari101]

He did eventually review it.

[@bigjimbo3917]

Kreigh Dimasuay Half life 3 confirmed

[@CranialRatInfestation]

This is such a great episode, the humor and writing are really on point. And visually it’s great as well, in quality and in physical performance/editing.

[@Theseus9-cl7ol]

I had a TurboGraphix 16 as a kid....I loved it. It came with Bonk (big head caveman...like their mario) and had some good titles like Splatterhouse.

[@migangelmart]

Mine came with the awful Keith Courage (Frank at the flea market! :p). The title music was too good for this game. It was the best part about it. Splatterhouse was great.

[@Theseus9-cl7ol]

migangelmart Oh I remember "Keith Courage....that game royally sucked. Yeah, Splatterhouse was my favorite.

[@Theseus9-cl7ol]

darkrage6 On Turbo Graphix 16?.....kinda weird.

[@RadiaUmbra]

Has a Nintendo only guy, the turbografx-16 seems fucking underrated.

[@Blkmage766]

Whats the game with the guys in suits? This episode showed it.

[@benbot0733]

I actually put on my 3d glasses at the middle finger

[@AWarlockOfUnimaginablePower]

me too XD

[@Kryptopex]

Benjamin Ngoo Did it work?

[@AWarlockOfUnimaginablePower]

Kryptopex not for me..

[@Kryptopex]

King Creeps :(

[@twes003]

Same, only the colour placement was wrong so it didn't work.

[@MiaowGaiGar]

"The penguins don't come when you're anywhere near the D." Depends on what part of San Francisco you're in.

[@Wyndamn]

Folsom Street Leather.

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

That D, I assume, is a 1-UP

[@theconsolekiller7113]

hudat tunchiwando

[@ChrisV2k01]

10:16 He sounds like a coach yelling at a student to climb up the rope. XD

[@Fine793meadow]

LOL

[@thegamemer7001]

Mr. Lederhosen

[@RealGateGuardian]

Also my drill sergeants

[@carbootstudios2459]

I'm the terror that flaps in the night I'm the bad video game for your Turbo-Grafx 16 console I'm Darkwing Duck!

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

And I... Am Son Goku!! ALLY TO GOOD! *_NIGHTMARE TO YOU!!!_*

[@carbootstudios2459]

Raiden Okami Xdroflolmao

[@TheMrRuttazzo]

"I am the programmer, who puts the D out of your reach!!"

[@carbootstudios2459]

TheMrRuttazzo Good one mate.

[@neongecko06]

The D is -silent- inaccessable.

[@josephcampbell9298]

This game changes it's rules constantly! To get the D at the beginning, sometimes you can bounce off of the jewel you collect and get it. Other times you can't. Depends on what mood the game is in.

[@Bakartridge2095]

Hey James! It turns out in order to jump on enemies, you have to press the jump button SLIGHTLY before you hit the enemy. Still stupid but jumping still works.

[@PoochieCollins]

As in midair?

[@Bakartridge2095]

Poochie Collins Yeah.

[@PoochieCollins]

That sounds stupid. How'd you figure it out?

[@Bakartridge2095]

Poochie Collins I tried out the game myself

[@PoochieCollins]

gurvmlk : unlikely, considering he's mentioned in older reviews figuring out obscure controller combinations needed to advance.

[@SolidSonicTH]

I wonder if this episode was inspired by James actually struggling to find decent material on the NES to review.

[@mgk2020]

I had a TurboGrafx - still do, technically. It was a good system. The handheld was cool, too. I wish it had been more successful.

[@tehValorin]

In Japan it was more successful than Mega Drive.

[@Turbotef]

@@tehValorin Indeed, sometimes I wish the same would have happened here. Regardless, I enjoyed my TG16 and TurboDuo.

[@blackyoshi1230]

@@Turbotef - Here's to hoping the TurboGrafx-16/PC-Engine Mini does well out here...

[@Miller_Time]

@@blackyoshi1230 ya beat me to it!

[@timothyharris1125]

Yep , grew up with one. it was an underrated system. Bonk was a cool mascot too.

[@codyssmith73]

I think it's time that James went more modern..... Playstation, N64 & Saturn games!

[@RetroGamerReviews]

i agree

[@Burn_Angel]

He actually did Seaman for the Dreamcast, which is posterior to any of those consoles.

[@Burn_Angel]

Yudha Baskara Yes, yes...

[@TokeFyhn]

maybe a old pc game?

[@Burn_Angel]

dr fupws He played Superman for the Commodore 64.

[@MrNiceguy3210]

I like how the intro was a mashup of the old intros. Nothing better to end my week than an episode of AVGN :). I'm glad that after spending years and years on a movie, he can finally focus more on his channel series.

[@undone14]

Wow, I can't believe this review was over 5 years ago. I remember this dropping like it was yesterday!

[@Clickbait86]

6*

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

Follow James and Mike on Twitter twitter.com/Cinemassacre twitter.com/Mike_Matei

[@Cunt143]

no

[@OfficialJab]

Maybe new Audio Slaughter this year?

[@maryellenpallozzi8733]

Hey Angry Video Game Nerd; How about making an animated spin-off movie for all of your fans out there about you getting summoned by The Nerdtastic 5, the almighty and legendary god-like emperor rulers of the entire nerd universe, and they want you to protect not only Super Mario Bros. 1 The 4 Trillionth Triple Mega-Fun Anniversary Golden Edition from their home world, but also protect The Staff Of Total Nerdtude at the same time from a evil cyborg school bully mastermind from a parallel evil cyborg school bully-only dimension and his mighty army from using the staff to both taking over his world and erase the entire nerd universe FOR GOOD!!!!

[@matthewrose7216]

There was a darkwing duck for NES too, it bears review

[@Matthew-cy5mb]

James Rolfe ripped off dex the swede

[@Tekking101]

Pause at 13:15. Um...did James always have that tattoo?

[@Ponaru]

tekking101 Did he always have it? Well he wasn't born with it, but he has had it for awhile.

[@fetamean]

tekking101 I'm pretty sure I've noticed some of James' tattoos in some other videos. Maybe a Board James or something on Cinemassacre Extras, but yeah, apparently he's had it for awhile.

[@pwnedbywindows]

Kek Master checkin out this nerd

[@blueviper64]

Kek Master​ I don't see how someone asking if someone has a tattoo offends you but ok

[@Jordan3DS]

tekking101 Ya, you can see it in a lot of the James and Mike videos.

[@criticallyred4844]

I've felt as though AVGN has sort of started to feel weak in his recent videos, but this felt like a proper nerd episode. Awesome work James. Love it.

[@KaBlammer1992]

Critically Red Definitely one of his best ones in a while.

[@overtkill7]

Critically Red I agree, I think it was because he was missing his anger, angry is in his title and he wasn't really angry in the past few episodes, this felt like one of the earlier ones.

[@posey9573]

overtkill7 James has been doing the AVGN character for nearly ten years. It must be pretty hard pretending to be so angry so it's understandable if not all videos are ridiculous amounts of rage.

[@jorrogboe]

Critically Red I honestly think this is the funniest episode.

[@NefariousDreary]

I'm wondering if that's probably because the games he's been playing weren't like actual games. Crazy Bus, Big Rigs and all that...

[@andifaimos]

10:50 When you lose a 1 billion dollar giveaway

[@ZorotheGallade]

"What a fucked up duck can't fucking duck?" Well, try saying that three times in a row.

[@alieninthevideo441]

It took me 13 tries.

[@jirodestroyer899]

ZorotheGallade what a ducked up fuck can't ducking fuck?

[@twes003]

What fucked up duck can't fucking fuck?

[@hoseadavit3422]

Fuck, Duck hey it actually rhyme

[@ChromaLuke]

What ducked up duck can't fucking fuck?

[@Garl_Vinland]

"Then we have Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde"

[@DariusFrench6273]

I laugh EVERYTIME he brings it up......

[@StasherDragon]

That's what she said.

[@RiverCiver]

Enough said.

[@DraculaCronqvist]

I swear, that game is his Nemesis.

[@robo-raven2157]

I would say ET goes there to. If not then it would go in the "Not even a game" section.

[@OddSauce]

looks like the AVGN will soon have to move to the next generation of consoles

[@poopnach]

OddSauce Happily, there is never a shortage of shitty games, no matter what gen it is. XD Just look at Steam Greenlight.

[@Xmoto16]

poopnach OUCH

[@Garner465]

OddSauce I certainly wouldn't mind seeing more Playstation/ Nintendo 64/Sega Saturn games.

[@OddSauce]

Garner465 it'll happen eventually, everything ages and as such becomes eligible for an AVGN episode

[@rabidduck22]

Ps2 is turning 15 this year, maybe that before we know it.

[@jerrellmao5637]

Technically he reviewed street fighter 1 on the turbo graphic back in 2010

[@AtlasBlizzard]

You're right. Did they just forget about that game? Lol.

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

But it wasn't a HUCARD. It was technically for the Turbo Grafx/pcEngine CD. Kinda like a SEGACD game system

[@User9787x]

You’re an OG for knowing that.

[@jerrellmao5637]

@@User9787x ik😂

[@Rhyza13]

Listening to James is like listening to poetry.

[@azbrowne]

He's like a delightful cross between Christopher Walken and John Pinette.

[@kareemwaelmohmedawadshabak3267]

+Exodus Taris how creative he is in insulting a game yeap

[@GleebyDeebyEeby]

Turned swearing into a fine art

[@jamesstuart3536]

+Exodus Taris you mean rhyme and poetry

[@Elyseon]

+Alex-Zander Browne With a healthy (?) dose of Tourette's.

[@agnel47]

"I'm gonna do something I've never done before, to review a game on........(tilts camera to xbox360)......the TurboGrafx 16."

[@anueutsuho7425]

The TurboGrafx 16 was also right next to the Gamecube

[@drewwhitney7327]

Lol

[@josheboythespeedrunner8491]

ANueUtsuho He did a GameCube review up to that point

[@joaquingonzalez834]

i would love to see halo 4

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Joaquin Gonzalez same

[@univoical262]

4:10 This might be my favorite AVGN moment ever.

[@LITTLE1994]

10:50 LOL That editing while saying the F-bomb is hilarious!

[@thema1998]

That part was golden! 😂👌

[@Powerhouse1]

I really did like that chart at the end. It was extremely creative and should be used for future nerd episodes.

[@AppleOfThineEye]

Narrator: "It wasn't."

[@Mr.Atari2600]

Did you know that the Turbografx-16 is actually 8-bit? Did you also know that the Intellivision is actually 16-bit?

[@MrGauller]

Genesis Does What Nintendoes!!! Yes & yes. :)

[@MysteryMan23100]

Genesis Does What Nintendoes!!! Really puts the "bits" idea into perspective, doesn't it?

[@cynicalcinder4936]

Genesis Does What Nintendoes!!! wait, what?!

[@NeighborSenpai]

Genesis Does What Nintendoes!!! did you know that the ATARI JAGUAR is actually 32 bit? (64 bit? bitch please!0

[@trevgauntletneu_gaming]

***** Lol, the big red dog?

[@KeithShizuo]

is it me or does his description of mad max describe the new one

[@robinblyth5342]

no it doesn't

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

No, it doesn't.

[@nexus3756]

+KeithShizuo the comments say no. but the likes say yes.

[@0Synergy]

+KeithShizuo OMG I thought the same thing... instead of shooting its punching but you are 100% right.

[@KeithShizuo]

Floyd Barber i meant game

[@TheTC]

3:23 is that a Dr. Jeckel & Mr Hyde sequel?

[@Singformefriend]

Am I the only one who wished that Mike would come in with a Darkwing Duck costume?

[@max.vtk_]

No.

[@WegraX]

Anders Eklöf I never liked that guy tbh

[@LotoTheHero]

Anders Eklöf No, in fact, I half expected it.Could have made the episode even more epic! :D

[@zacherythomas8168]

I was waiting for it

[@OJM360]

10:44 his reaction tho LMFAO xD

[@mariehassett247]

10:46

[@olivesouch6423]

10:50 FUUUUUUUUU!

[@onemorescout]

"The penguins don't come when you're near the D." -James Rolfe, 2015

[@marklinstom5145]

kody514 It's so cold in the D.

[@WhatBSees]

Mark Linstom How the fuck do we sposed to keep peace?

[@BMassey1987]

Any lovelies here think this is D club worthy?

[@Theealterego]

The Angry Fucking Nerd always has the best quotes ever! Lol

[@pix3l_brat]

kody514 So hilarious! Such a great quote!

[@lancelink1523]

10:10 "I don't know what kind of f**ked up duck can't f**kin duck" still funny after 5 viewings

[@NaudVanDalen]

4:10 Everyone's experience with the NES Classic.

[@personguy6904]

OH, MY!!!

[@beauwalker9820]

I still love mine.

[@StarTropicsKing]

I love how James is putting out more videos now! Love the new Bored James and seeing more nerd episodes is awesome!!

[@KtoSkopiowal]

StarTropicsKing And when Board James is bored, he plays some board games ^^

[@TheMyth-pm9og]

StarTropicsKing I agree! I'm loving the increase in activity. I like everything James does. Board James, you know what's bullshit, but of course my favourite is AVGN.

[@StarTropicsKing]

Wow, was not expecting all these likes! Thanks guys! :)

[@tronix2125]

The episode that the shit scale was introduced :-)

[@KotaroKoala]

MrIncredible and never used again.

[@Bauglir100]

A while ago, I suggested to James that he could put an article on his website showing us where all the games he's reviewed fall on the shit scale. He agreed that it was a good idea and might get around to doing it. So if the Nerd won't use the scale again, at least James himself can.

[@BrunoSousa-oi1mw]

9:45 this reminds me of a part in the silver surfer episode, he says exactly the same thing lol

[@LumiNyte]

I think it's a throwback

[@TheStickyPaddle]

All these years later and still loving the nerd... Fan since 2008. Besides, our channel wouldn't be here if it weren't for you guys! Let's get a "Thanks James & Mike" chant in the comments! lol *Thanks James & Mike! *Thanks James & Mike!

[@cakeloader6411]

*Thanks James and Mike!!!

[@rabidduck22]

Thank mr skeltal

[@buffoonustroglodytus4688]

Thanks obama

[@PikaMewPokeTrainer]

TheStickyPaddle *Thanks James and Mike!

[@calvinfranco23]

TheStickyPaddle I started to watch him at 2008 as well and he is one of the most influential people to me and also he helped me to improve my english back then. It was funny to search the meaning of those cursed words until I got used to all of them. Hahaha. (JK) He actually knows how to speak in such a clear tone and at the right sentences. I thank him to make me laugh, to entertain me always and to make me able to talk internationally on the webs. Thank you so much, James aka AVGN. Cinemassacre .(BTW, I'm a brazilian)

[@Osborne4Life]

3:11 I'm so used to seeing Frank's head on that robot.

[@thecodekool]

Amen

[@sw1tched]

***** hahahah

[@kylebball6770]

Maybe it was a jab towards pat...?

[@carlouis1]

***** The game with the robot is named Keith Courage in Alpha Zones.

[@kamenstoychev8375]

***** Flea Market Madness !

[@COMPFUNK2]

Some people may think that his going through different games at the beginning might be kind of pointless, but I actually like that because it shows that he can’t do a video on just _any_ bad game.

[@Master0fHyrule]

I wonder if the AVGN saw my idle animation video cause I actually showed the video of Darkwing Duck getting killed by standing still :)

[@galfinsp7216]

Could you link that video here?

[@Armor23OnPatrol]

"Then we have Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde" LOL

[@gamegod6859]

so bad it deserves its own section

[@Goldmight]

now he should review bootleg video games.

[@FloofPuppy]

Awesome idea.

[@grimTales1]

That's a great idea. Jontron did a recent episode on Disney bootlegs which was very funny, and I felt he was channelling AVGN in certain parts for some reason

[@grimTales1]

Again, great idea :D Should definitely be a future episode I think. He has done weird games before (eg Little Red Hood) The part in the Jontron episode where he focused on the lion "ass wiggling" animation set to "Bare Necessities" felt like AVGN to me and really made me laugh :D xD

[@FloofPuppy]

grimTales1 Well, if you can't beat 'em... JOIN 'EM. I actually remember clicking the video to bring me back to where I left off and it started RIGHT at that scene. XD

[@donkersif7770]

He has played some but not much his bible games had the most bootleg

[@embersilver3448]

"I guess I'm not able to reach that D" Woah there nerd, stop telling everybody my life story.

[@juzoinui4627]

Ember Silver Lol that was secret innuendo

[@foxwithguns]

i see that protogen profile pic

[@embersilver3448]

@@foxwithguns :3

[@qunt100]

The penguins won't come when you are anywhere near the D.

[@tonyacosta4574]

@@embersilver3448 I be happy to help u with that problem lol

[@jediking12]

Shaq fu and Superman 64 should be in the red zone

[@TheDabeavis]

Superman 64 I can see, but Shaq Fu's a yellow at worst. Sure Shaq Fu is crippled by sketchy controls and not helped at all by a dumb concept (Which is quite excusable since it *WAS* the 90's), but everything else (especially the graphics) is solid for a fighting game of its time.

[@Watermelon-ob1op]

I think it would be in the orange zone

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

jediking12 Plumbers don't wear tides would be in lava red.

[@reagenlionel]

jediking12 Shaq fu is bad but still quite playable. Superman 64 however, That fucker is red zone material alright.

[@OMGitsRuthlessOfficial]

Plumbers don't wear ties, the CD-i games and Dark Castle

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

I kind of wanna see the AVGN review Toy Story on SNES/Genesis. That game is really hard for no good reason. It's a movie based game, NOT BY LJN!

[@BassbaitGG]

+brolylss01 he should do multiple Toy Story games. Toy Story 2 on PS1/N64/Dreamcast/PC was actually really great. Although if you've ever played the Dreamcast version you will notice one of the weirdest fucking control quirks ever. On the dreamcast version of TS2, no joke, the analog stick only moves Buzz in diagonal directions, while the D-pad moves Buzz only in vertical/horizontal directions. If you don't know to use the D-pad, you'll start playing with the Analog stick and be flipping direction all over the place trying to walk steady. At best you'll be able to walk in a zig zag. That is seriously one of the weirdest control schemes I've ever seen.

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

BassbaitGG I had that game for PS1, so the Dreamcast sounds like the worst version lol

[@BassbaitGG]

The PS1 version might be the only one I didn't play. I rented the N64 version, owned the PC version, and bought the Dreamcast version recently because I lost the PC one. PC was generic keyboard controls but it ran alright. N64 was great, but the Dreamcast one had the best graphics and it also had fully rendered out cutscenes of the film which I don't know if the PS1 version or PC version had that? But I know the N64 version just had still pictures of the film with text. The Dreamcast version was the best technically but the control scheme is such crap that if you don't use the D-pad, it cripples the gameplay, and using the Dpad is awkward compared to the N64 analog.*****

[@tightlypackedcoil]

I had no problem getting through that game days after I got it, and I was probably 10 years old at the time...

[@MichaelLeroi]

+brolylss01 That was not a hard game

[@kirioooo]

Yay, new AVGN! Also, James, you should totally participate in the new Nintendo World Championship

[@NostalgiaNerd777]

Well at least this game doesn't compare to how fun the NES darkwing duck is

[@TheBigDynamo]

10:42 Is that seriously what happens when you just have him stand there?

[@almozayaf]

I was watchin all AVGN videos far past two weeks now it over :( we need new episode nerd

[@SamKIA]

Almozayaf Roman a new episode will probably come out sometime this month I think he does one every other month now

[@almozayaf]

but these one in may, 5,6,7 three month we need more NERD

[@SamKIA]

it takes alot of time for James to make the Nerd episodes especially if it's a really in depth one (like R.O.B The Robot or Super Mario Bros.3)

[@TrueMuffinArts]

***** He has just made a new one :D

[@Omar_E11]

***** He hasn't covered too much stinkers on the N64/Playstation/Saturn, he could venture into that territory. Of course, there's still some shitty games left in the more retro consoles.

[@daltonpinson2831]

I envy your game library

[@alieninthevideo441]

Dal-2k I thought mine was impressive but I look like a filthy casual game collector compared to him.

[@PatTheNESpunk]

How dare you attack the TurboGrafx-16! It had NO bad games on it! Well besides this one. But that's it! OK, Battle Royale is pretty bad too. And then Deep Blue is a weird fish shooter that's better left unspoken of. But hey, it's still got a good batting average!

[@MikuFan3931]

12:33 Then we have Dr. Jekyll, and Mr. Hyde... Enough said. 🤣

[@PlayerInsideOfficial]

I would bet that the LJN games were more "red ". Maybe some of them are "so bad so good". Aaaanyway, we're always talking 'bout shit, so... whatever :) Great video :D

[@hellswinter8911]

PLAYERINSIDE Salve! Non immaginavo che foste dei fan del Fottuto Nerd!

[@PlayerInsideOfficial]

Da sempre.

[@Diskhate]

PLAYERINSIDE Playerinside "portavoce" dell ' Italia per AVGN ? Pothebbe essere, come pothebbe non essere // Btw, James, great video, nice to see you cover some TG16, but , as said, there isn't much shit on it, it definitely is a gem of a console that only recently gained the attention it deserves

[@kugiamasteryoutube1570]

PLAYERINSIDE Maximum carnage is a good LJN game. not a master piece but certainly not bad.

[@PlayerInsideOfficial]

LJN made so many games that some of them must be at least "not bad". It's the rule of the big numbers :) Anyway, I agree with the AVGN: there's always something worse than LJN.

[@ShowWithNoName]

What about a Neo Geo game? You haven't reviewed one of those yet.

[@hunterdavis6795]

Show With No Name i don't think he's found a shitty neo geo game yet

[@pedroviedma2178]

Try legend of success joe (based on the legendary manga/anime ashita no joe) and have some nice nightmares

[@Foxzolaire]

10:15 "GET THE F*** UP THERE!!!"

[@killert41]

Let me repair your comment "Get The Fuck Up There!"

[@dillonohlemiller9027]

KaZaM's Gaming or flop

[@Slaanesh2011]

About getting the 'D' at the start, I noticed that there was a "No Loitering" sign next to it... Perhaps the test was that you can't actually get the 'D' at all?

[@Chezus9247]

It seems like you can just charge your jump.

[@theactualcanadian8300]

This is a great review, feels like an old episode of the nerd. So funny!

[@werleidet2337]

Can I live in Canada? Our presidential candidates in America are terrible.

[@caleblewis173]

+Bleach with a Straw Yeah come on over, you probably won't be the only one

[@werleidet2337]

+Republican Peruvian-American I can't stand our politicians in general.

[@caleblewis173]

+Bleach with a Straw I know how it feels, we had the worst prime minister for 8 years and we finally got rid of him

[@werleidet2337]

+Caleb Lewis Well that's good.

[@83j049733rfe4]

7:49 and also 7:53 Not only does the game register him as getting hit, it's self aware. It recognized that it fucked up and tried to cover it's tracks by re-placing him under the sandbags. The game saw that he was in-between them, went back, and tried to pull a fast one on the nerd by putting him under them. And it worked! AVGN didn't even comment on it, like it must've slipped past his shitdar. Yeah, shitdar. A shit radar.

[@jeffreyreeves]

I'm surprised Superman 64 boxart wasn't sitting on that scale. Wonder where that would sit....

[@beauwalker9820]

Probably in the "severe" zone, with Wizard of Oz & Tiger games.

[@bluestreak5172]

@@beauwalker9820 Considering how broken the game is, can it even be considered a game? Lol.

[@FizzleFX]

9:04 I bet there is a button combination to do it ... Like *select and up* . Something you never figure out...

[@GamerNonGamer]

lol, I like how they just flipped the jumping animation for the dying one.

[@soulbound4998]

Love the sequence of fighting the console for cord length, reminds me of the early years of the nerd

[@CarlosDiaz-fs6cv]

"Making bad games is an art form" such beauty in those words

[@blueshellchaser4920]

At minute 2:58 that’s my dad! He used to work there! At turbografx! He was the guy you would call if you got stuck on a level!!!

[@Angie2343]

Let's get the cast of Darkwing Duck to play this 16-bit compost heap. :)

[@vetontheshqiptar698]

Do Hey You Pikachu on N64!

[@vetontheshqiptar698]

Pikachu, you shitload of fuck!

[@posey9573]

It's a decent game though

[@posey9573]

Labyrinth9000 You're never too old for Pokemon. I have heard of fans who were college kids or older during the fad days.

[@vetontheshqiptar698]

Posey My ass is decent. The microphone barely works and Pikachu doesn't listen to anything you say.

[@vetontheshqiptar698]

ZombiEBenoiT Its an exaggeration.

[@jakearmstrong6993]

To me the weirdest thing about this game is that it’s a side scroller that only goes to the left on some levels. You almost never see that. Usually it’s either just to the right or you go both ways over the course of the level

[@TotallyRadical]

5:03 it's understandable. EVERYTHING was on skateboards in the 90s. It was marketing teams go to move if they were trying to make something "cool for the kiddies" 🤣🤷‍♂️

[@SylphidUndine]

been watching avgn since youtube started. to this day i find myself still enjoying every episode

[@tthomaselli2]

11:53-13:01.; I learned something new.

[@MilkerMurphy]

The AVGN should play Conker's bad fur day and try to figure out how to get the chocolate behind the bars in the shit-chapter.

[@BoydWillemsen]

FierceRagnar Would love to see his reaction when he figures out it's just there to troll players.

[@deadcrazymonkey]

***** wasn't put in the game because nintendo removed the time lag when you pull the cartridge out otherwise you would do that with banjo tooie and gotten it

[@ImmortalNokia]

FierceRagnar He has mentioned the game in a few episodes so i believe he has actually played it.

[@alpha_child9477]

ImNk which ones, I have been subbed to this channel since 2007, I've seen them ALL

[@ImmortalNokia]

I guess i'm nerd.. he mentions it in the atari jaguar cd episode with Mike quoting on hydlide that it's kinda like in the beginning of conker bad fur day when he's walking around drunk and disorientied

[@pirate_cove_man]

5:07 James: "How could I be casual when I say *skateboarding penguins*" Also James: *casually explains a hippo muck-spreading without laughing*

[@BabyMitchy]

I AM THE TERROR, THAT SUCKS IN THE NIGHT!!!

[@BabyMitchy]

Oh wait, that came out totally wrong.

[@thatonekid6593]

I fell sorry for you so have this comment

[@nicholsjoshua15]

Does Archer remind anyone else of Darkwing Duck?

[@GleebyDeebyEeby]

+Chaos “Is” Superior YAY! Another Chaos icon! :D

[@azbrowne]

You're Miley Cyrus?