I made my own Waze navigation voice over.

VEITCH-NAV IS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD HERE: bit.do/veitchnav
(You just need to have Waze installed).
Also, closed captions are coming I just haven't had a moment yet. Feel free to help me out by adding your own. Also, languages. I'm global.
V IMP DISCLAIMER
I mean this is only really meant as a joke. I don’t think you should really drive with them. I mean for one of them the instruction is go right and I think I say, “Go left, I mean left, no I mean right” which is probably very dangerous bc it could cause you to swerve. Basically I’m saying that I really don’t think you should use them for anything other than to have a listen and think about how effortlessly funny I can be. Side note, is it possible for a bed to be too soft I thought I wanted the softest bed but now it arrived and I think it might actually be too soft. But I don’t know whether this is a thing .

[@meagan724]

*"I'm becoming a proper youtuber, I've got some fairy lights."*

[@oliverhilton6086]

yu-toober

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

That’s when you know he is serious

[@cottonbrad]

I think he said Varilights

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Yew-tewber

[@JasperJanssen]

cottonbrad he doesn’t have Varilights, though, but he does have fairy lights.

[@sarcasm-83]

Immediately when this video came out, I decided to go to the supermarket near my house and try these out for fun! I'm now somewhere in Norway. I'm Finnish.

[@hortz8867]

Hahahahaha!

[@aa-fu2jd]

lol

[@PierreJeanPierre]

Well if you live near Inari it's not that bad actually. If you live in Helsinki, well...

[@amiserable]

Norway is very nice. Its a place I quite want to be. in.

[@vilchen4492]

Welcome, wanna try some of our famous brown cheese?

[@angel2000317]

"Can't we just turn around and go home? It's much nicer at home." Fellow introverts, unite! Separately, that is...

[@GypsyGirl317]

Haha! 😂

[@FranklyJamee]

😂😂😂

[@hazukichanx408]

I can so relate to that sentiment.

[@sayan2270]

I can’t believe this exists. My best friends and I are all introverts so we say introverts assemble

[@adib3011]

I'm here to join the club

[@ashtin3709]

*When you are being held reponsible for your failures* "It's quite possible we have made one or two fairly critical errors."

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Fairly critical.

[@goodiestoyz8196]

Veitch the pain away. Veitch the pain away. Veitch the pain away.

[@O2life]

Huh? What? Right. Uhh....

[@mjklein]

When my daughter was 5, I clipped a lav mic on her and asked her to say all the nav prompts however she wanted to. She says things like "Turn right, Papa" and it's absolutely adorable.

[@jamesveitch]

Omg that’s such a great idea.

[@ameliae396]

I would write a fake spam email to get a reply from James. He's a cool guy

[@blank3764]

Ikr

[@dragonpearl5599]

I would...

[@JonCusack]

A "fake" spam email is abit of an oxymoron tho yea?

[@maryistulsafox]

Amelia E m3 to0

[@Inconsistent-Dogwash]

Amelia E I was thinking of also doing that

[@MrBob-bj6kk]

1:40 there’s a giant rubber duck

[@heinrichdubloon3139]

Holy cow it IS HOLY COW lol

[@MrBob-bj6kk]

Angelica Kubicek why you replying to a to a two year old comment

[@caffeinati]

@@MrBob-bj6kk why are you replying to a two year and one month old comment

[@riti184]

James, we need to talk about the ducks

[@Brandon-xm4mp]

@@riti184 lol

[@CheesyBlueNips]

I love this man.

[@abstractbybrian]

Do you really think he wants you to love him? Actually now that I think about it more and from what I've seen, whether he does or not he could use the love. Am I right James? uh? uh? You need time to think about it? OK then, how about now?

[@evy3526]

me too

[@sugarwater9750]

I somehow see you everywhere. I'm okay with this.

[@CheesyBlueNips]

TheHipsterGiraffe I watch people and its cool that you watch people I watch!

[@aureliawhingle7056]

You are not the only one xD

[@bluewinterstorm]

I cannot wait until tech becomes properly passive agressive.

[@rhorizon]

Truly the day humans will become obsolete.

[@marcilk7534]

My dad had a gps with a funny chipmunk voice option or something with some funny comments.

[@Team974]

You should call your fans Sons of Veitches

[@Team974]

Or your followers if you start a cult. Or your motorcycle gang. Your options are open.

[@maniaemagna]

Or Veitches Beaches.

[@colleenlovdokken2790]

😂

[@ellabrun5737]

Please don't.

[@GypsyGirl317]

Haha 😂 brilliant!

[@gerlonggaul]

Send my regard to Mary or Gary

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Can I get the Delonghi slicer in red?

[@hazukichanx408]

ONE duck.

[@randomgirll3123]

Use it when you already know where youre going and just desire the company of a weird backseat driver. XD

[@GypsyGirl317]

And when you know where you are going and you have a friend in the car... 🙄 🤣

[@And1slash]

do the right thing and hang a right turny leftie how many other directions can he give ?

[@HsnaKMo]

Im still using his voice as my navigation. I have to say, it is a great thing. Crashed only 66 times, wrong way 22 times and 100000 times of convinced to stay at home .

[@moonlightray8493]

He should've included: "Turn right... because that's where the toaster is." "Western Union ahead-- quick, make like a Giant Gummy Lizard and turn around immediately!!"

[@lucidphoenix3119]

moonlight ray yes!! XDD

[@DanielleFerreira-uk9yt]

moonlight ray that's amazing

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

GPS BONANZA!

[@GlamourCat1920]

Yes!!!

[@stephen3164]

You gotta do a lot more content - your common sense witty humor is much needed in this world, to escape the realities of the lives we are living.

[@gibustheinfamous]

@@the_rover1 did you...did you mean saddest?

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Guys, sheesh! Do you have to discuss him as if he's not here? So rude!

[@hazeltree7738]

@@Nat_the_Chicken As if who's not here?

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@hazeltree7738 I think I must have meant the original comment poster, Stephen E, although I apparently thought this reply was funny at the time and now can't fathom why

[@hazeltree7738]

@@Nat_the_Chicken It was a joke "Who's not there?" Implying I... Don't know they're there XD

[@Nhoj31neirbo47]

Let the gps pranking commence.

[@alpaslankilavuz5470]

Glados vs Veitch GPS. Make it happen.

[@jaminandsharamills320]

His lines made me think of Wheatley.

[@philocalypso]

+JaminandShara Mills right?!

[@brownsfan6447]

His line about making a u turn because no one is probably watching definitely made me think of Wheatley.

[@hkirk8094]

I’m going to do this to my mom

[@stephen3164]

Can you collab with Apple to do a voice for Siri?

[@ZesPak]

Just have him say "I didn't catch that", covers about 2/3 of what Siri says.

[@hazukichanx408]

"Siri! Check IMDB for Nathan Fillion!" - "O-kay. Here's what I found for.. Ion Dibley Nay Then Fillet On."

[@Jacefiho]

I agree with Veitch's Teaches and I hear there is an offer of a free toaster and I have my heart set on it

[@PooperJeans]

Jacefiho lol

[@ryanmichaelhaley]

I want my free toaster, I have a coupon.

[@Jacefiho]

TOASTER BONANZA!!

[@jennifervargas9034]

Jacefiho 😂

[@playerx240]

Please send the funds via a Giant Gummy Lizard. And there is no free toaster.

[@wizdude]

I think this should be called “James Tech Bonanza” !!

[@ameliae396]

i need a Veitch sat nav. im about to install waze just to listen to James

[@melaniepaige9304]

Amelia E - you just rhymed, I love it, that can be part of a song written especially for this app haha.

[@diamondeggs7942]

"Only a few of the right notes were hit there" EVERY MUSICIAN EVER I RELATE!

[@JaneDoe-sx9fy]

He's back baby!!!

[@yourhandlehere1]

He is farsighted. I don't mean he "looks ahead to the future"....I mean his prescription. If you are farsighted the lenses will make your eyes look bigger. Nearsighted and they make them look smaller. You're welcome.

[@richardmillhousenixon]

False. I'm nearsighted as hell and my glasses make my eyes look almost anime huge.

[@ricochet4674]

And I have an astigmatism so my eyes are neither big or small.

[@SergioEduP]

"This seems like a good idea" they said... "People are gonna love this"they said.....

[@groege6291]

This guy is the best person ever, I can watch him for hours

[@requiemoflyds]

Give me my continuity

[@PriincedCS]

OH MY GOD, BEAN!?!

[@requiemoflyds]

Princeharperman HELLOOOO

[@PriincedCS]

463 likes, thats so cool

[@requiemoflyds]

Princeharperman i got 3,000 one time it was cool

[@PriincedCS]

awesome

[@daveeeee8884]

What is your case number at now?

[@kyuoban5901]

probably around #999994635258495568574746384956857325213889432957637256789

[@DanS044]

How about now?

[@DanS044]

MelonPlayzYT that means?

[@DanS044]

MelonPlayzYT, no need to be such an ass I will

[@DanS044]

MelonPlayzYT, interesting read thank you

[@TristanDeWeese]

A few suggestions... 1. VeiT(E)CH Reviews (you can play with that) 2. Veitches Tech Speeches 3. Techalot (Play on from Scamalot) 4. Teaches from the Veitches I hope there's at least some inspiration for you!

[@MisutaaAsriel]

Tristan DeWeese +1 for Veitech Reviews. Could have a fancy animated logo where the Veit slides left from the ch revealing the e. (So Veitch -> Veitech)

[@attiasprouse682]

Tristan DeWeese I vote Techalot.

[@lambertbrother1628]

Tristan DeWeese Scamalot is already a play on Spamalot which is itself a play on Camelot

[@bobafat2082]

Lambert Brother 'play-sception'

[@manictiger]

Veiche's tech dungeon Veiche's digital bits Veiche does tech hard Alexa dumped me Social media for the anti-social Snorting solder

[@patriciaphillips6644]

I love you James. You make the world a much better place by being in it. Your zany humour is keeping me sane in a world gone insane 🧠xx

[@DomiNope]

I think I'm in love with your channel :)

[@Samantha-gc9li]

I think I'm in love with him

[@lilianmiramontesjr.7550]

Samantha same

[@BonJody]

OMG this gave me so many ideas of things to record on my brother's phone. The last thing I did was make a ringtone of a goat yell for when I call him. I also set his alarm sound as a car horn. But this is going to be great. Just have to get his girlfriend to steal his phone for me.

[@ayyu4967]

Heheh how’d it go? 😏

[@BonJody]

@@ayyu4967I actually haven't had the chance yet. He's been super protective of his phone because he doesn't want his girlfriend to go through it again. But I'll get to it. Just hard when your baby brother is twice the size of you.

[@vegastrina]

Did you achieve your goal?

[@bastette5475]

The goat bleating... I want that on my phone! Great prank.

[@BonJody]

@@bastette5475 Thank You! I wish I'd been able to pull it off but he moved in with his fiance so I haven't been able to do anything.

[@tyler6927]

Published on my birthday, truly a gift to the world.

[@goatsmilk6614]

Happy birthday

[@Mrs1Princess]

Happy Birthday! 🌻 A gift to the World? NO! To our and all parallel universe except the universe where is it not a gift 😆

[@caro.s.]

Happy Birthday!

[@ryanmichaelhaley]

@Tardis Cat Best. Name. Ever.

[@goatsmilk6614]

RM Haley Oh, thank you

[@lune78]

Smart, funny AND he plays the piano. A man after my own heart.

[@TimW576]

You're actually the first KZbinr I turned on that bell thingy for, so please tell me which car you drive in the video in return, thx.

[@danielcounsell581]

Along with that, please send your credit card number and mail your birth certificate in the mail to the previously mentioned post code

[@Red-wb2ey]

If I do will I get a toaster?

[@liying7283]

me too! First KZbinr to press bell for.

[@ss87935]

Same!

[@danielcounsell581]

there is NO free toaster

[@whoviankaleigh4113]

I love this guy, he’s hilarious. 😂

[@DeleightofThere]

Love this... it’s downloaded... my next drive to work will be a lot more fun lol

[@mr.hornblower9734]

You're still alive? James himself said that he doesn't recommend using these due to various reasons available in the desc.

[@DeleightofThere]

I’m perfectly fine... all his directions are actually accurate, only the exit left he says exit right at first but quickly changes it to left.. plus I know how to get to work I mostly use Waze for traffic

[@melon-wf8di]

Christi Detlofsen 1 problem I found is that it is way too quiet

[@stonesy87]

Why cant i get it??

[@vishrutbansal2535]

Being a straight guy, I never thought I'd love a man as much as I love this guy. There. I said it. It's on the interweb thingy forever now.

[@mannyheffley9551]

THIS guy just included two lines from THE ROAD NOT TAKEN by Robert Frost and apparently everyone missed it.

[@technovikerness73]

@@mannyheffley9551 that's when I fell in love with him. Take the road less travelled by. Which was the second line I missed it.

[@josephfox9221]

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[@richardbonnette490]

@@mannyheffley9551 Hey, I got that reference of Robert Frost. My high school English Teacher enjoyed his poems. My English Teacher was quite partial to his good smack of Christian common sense.

[@Rissa_1322]

what do you want, a cookie? It's aggressively undercut by "being a straight guy". Newsflash, you can think people of your gender are cool and interesting and funny. You can like them. You can want them around. You can love them. You don't have to want to have sex with them. I promise.

[@dromardiazrojas7733]

I just have to say... Ive been using these directions for the last two years... it really is amazing to see people’s reactions when they hear them! Btw, I’ve crashed 2 cars in the last two years ahahaahaha

[@garren8551]

James: casually flexing on the piano in a teck review

[@wyldrayne5501]

So is hummus no longer going to be big?

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

No, it's going to be huge.

[@riti184]

Hummus is cool but I heard something about a free toaster?

[@kkkender]

well, with a proper navigation it can go places now!

[@gracesmith7992]

There is so much jazz piano talent there that nobody knew about.

[@corinneambler4165]

I need him in my life

[@jakeciliberti1596]

Winner gets a free toaster!

[@comeonet]

My sense of direction was already bad so I'll definitely be more lost than i ever was before, thanks James!

[@GwynethEmily]

what a lovely voice

[@hadzival]

"I'm becoming a proper youtuber...I got some fairy lights." LOL

[@wfla2285]

"Can't we just go home? I mean, its much nicer at home..." Love it.

[@matthewday7565]

I'm playing all the right notes, not necessarily in the right order.... That's a Morecambe and Wise classic

[@fidelogos7098]

FLASHBACK - Third grade, eight years old, first piano recital, total devastation and embarrassment because I played all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order. PTSD every time I see a piano. RETURN TO PRESENT - James' hilarious video and laughter heals! I can finally play the piano again!

[@user-xe6bg1di3k]

This is a gift to the world I'm putting this on whenever someone asks me to look up directions

[@bahaar2825]

Thanks for keeping us all sane in these troubled times.

[@TheSerall]

cant believe that there can be somebody new and being actually that immensely funny that you can watch his videos for ever

[@Itsrainingcatsyall]

HE PLAYS PIANO??! 😍 COME TO TAMPA, FL!!

[@Red-wb2ey]

Florida? Don't you mean ocean ruins? too soon?

[@Evija3000]

Seems pretty good at it too.

[@TennantJunkie1993]

He also plays guitar, drums and melodica.

[@technovikerness73]

@rowan orre what are you stalking him? Btw I saw some of his vimeo vids I liked the headmaster sketch you?

[@technovikerness73]

@rowan orre Watch “James Veitch Headmaster Sketch 1” on Vimeo: vimeo.com/205543720?ref=em-share

[@henryl3617]

Didn't know you could do this with waze. A screaming gps and passengers will go quite well together.

[@4321user-_]

When a comedian does improv on piano better than you, a pianist

[@pamelaandersonbuckley7435]

Downloaded and used for a 2 hour drive through NYC to CT. I arrived high as a kite and I’m fresh out of coke, but I’m pleased to say the trip was without incident.

[@mrr0b0t26]

This man is one of the funniest people ever

[@philurbanski]

James Veitch is the man! How could anyone not love watching this guy?!

[@apersn9343]

“Well SOME of the right notes were hit there” My approach to learning piano

[@TMOLUAE42]

Six years on I am still using Vietch-nav. It has out lasted all of my pets, I'm on my third car, but the trip to Sydney was.. well interesting we did take the road less travelled. Thanks James

[@wintermama6161]

the link is broken and I'm really keen to have a go. is anyone able to read upload or share a link please?

[@35i_Hearse_Driver]

I would call these tech reviews "Tech Veitchenations" 🤔🤔🤔 Yes! That's the right name !

[@capnkilgz]

Quite possibly my favourite comedian. Genuinely appreciate the recent re uploads 😂

[@alexballs3012]

NEW TITLE IDEA James Veitch Does Technology!

[@honeyradioh]

*Sees “Jame and the Giant Veitch”* This is absolutely amazing. I am now subscribed.

[@ewanmacdonald728]

Have you got any good spam emails recently James?

[@whitenose_8618]

I love it! I have never been so frustrated on my way home from work as a was to day. It was amazing! I'm going to turn it on tomorrow when I'm going to my dads, its going to be awesome and I'm going to laugh about it, at least when i come home and the whole ordeal is over. ;)

[@Shotty_Gunny]

Who downloaded waze to just hear him?

[@kritter4918]

So it took three tries (thanks to my tech acumen) but I have it loaded to my WAZE!!! I had actually done something similar but I will look forward to our next road trip now. If only TomTom or Garmin would pick you up as well, my travel life would be so much less stressful. Keep up the brilliant work, my friend!

[@TheCyberstone]

this is absolutely briliant

[@smilinduck]

How am I only just learning about this! Downloaded it and it’s literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard “what roundabout has 7 exits?!” Genius!! 🤣🤣

[@valang84]

"[...] or take the road less traveled by" ❤

[@sampate2130]

I absolutely love your channel by the way, was introduced by watching the video about the ducks and I laughed so hard. Watched all the Ted Talks and was so excited to find out you have a channel. Keep doing what you’re doing and making people laugh :)

[@heinrichdubloon3139]

James's Techy Brekky. James's Tech Refuse. Techs Messages with James Veitch. Brooding over Computing. The Circuitry Circus. Screening the Screens. RAM, ROM, and RUM Snarkphones and Compooh-poohters. Programming Slanguage. James Veitch Monitorring your Monitor. Veitch Tech IV (with a fun animation of the letters being rearranged from Veitch to Tech IV). The Reboot Review. Veitch OS (Opinion Statement). Tea with I.T. The Processing Power Scour with James Veitch. Megabyte Musings. Gigabyte Giggles. How's that for ideas for naming this segment?

[@juanitabrice6787]

Gigabyte Giggles gets my vote!

[@vegastrina]

Hahaha!!! 😂😂😂😂 I'm required to use Waze in my work. I have audio turned off. Maybe the next time I go on a 2000 mile road trip I'll follow your guidance. Give the kids something to giggle about. I'll have my son drive...he actually uses the audio. Hehehe...

[@connorh336]

yoooooooo sup love the spam email vids pls do more???

[@RUSHYRUSHY39]

theALLmighty 1 I say he should do what he wants

[@htaed23]

No.

[@mercycoughey4785]

I love scamalot

[@PooperJeans]

DragonNinjaJedi _ the point is to do stuff to entertain the fans and most fans enjoy that alot

[@htaed23]

Coopdawg 613 no the point is to find a middle ground between the two points. Yes you want to make things that the fans like but you also want to enjoy doing it too otherwise you'll just disappoint the fans that wanted that content and become depressed. So if he doesn't want to do it that out weighs what the fans want.

[@AmandaJane229]

James is soooooo funny😂🤣I always need a good laugh. I'll NEVER unsubscribe.

[@lucasmiller8286]

Baby you can drive my car 🎵

[@OddballArcade]

James, you are like the coolest guy i know. You're fantastic in every way so just don't stop

[@angusstorey2130]

Call it: Veitch's (Re)Views

[@XDSDDLord]

I'm from the future and very much enjoying these.

[@itookallthenames]

Would have been funnier if he got someone to drive without warning them

[@Yaeka]

I am just so happy that you're doing this. So incredibly happy.

[@westie430]

"What the hell are you doing????!!?" LOL I'm dying

[@ID0ntDrinktheK00laid]

I found you and I'm not giving you up. First decent laugh I've had in a long time and it started with your TED Talk. I had one very much-needed long laugh, thank you.

[@dakelasala1381]

This is hilarious!!!!😂

[@chancematthews7928]

Mr. Veitch, you are by far the funniest person I've ever seen, could you recommend some of your funniest acts?

[@SurflFilms]

You should call it “Spaghetti and Marshmellow Tower Prank in Da Hood (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE SEXUAL)”

[@igorkovalenko4076]

I support this

[@da5ve]

As a Lyft driver, I love that you love Lyft.

[@BeerAdventureDiaries]

I'm alerted to your content

[@technovikerness73]

What does that joke mean?

[@LEVEL3D]

Veitch you've caused extra petrol costs by giving misleading intructions😂😂 love it

[@CrayZigg]

why is he not verified yet XD

[@And1slash]

I've been using WAZE and the Veitch nav voice now as a fan of his type of comedy I find his nav voice rather funny in this " COVI-19 " problem when I go driving I set things and when the phone says " turnie lefty " etc it really is funny things might be bad but James is making things funny all the quotes he used to make the voice pack is very good also no we can't take the train to this destination

[@coolbrotherf127]

I'm surprised it's not in kilometers.

[@anrina]

He has a pleasant voice for GPS navigation though. :) and the bit with the piano

[@koenverheijke2483]

Hey James, could you do like a video about those annoying youtubers begging for subscribes? :p Also, why haven't you gotten a sponsorship from Western union yet? You mention them in 75% of your videos! edit: I do love what you do! Keep up the good work! (might even subscribe...)

[@shreyjaiswal5250]

The teaches of Veitches hands down is the best thing ever

[@crosstownace986]

0th!!!

[@muizzy]

You seem like an IT guy to me...

[@lailadzarbas3946]

I really enjoyed James playing the piano. He's better than I'll ever be, I think. 😂

[@jeffstumpf9129]

I'm glad you have an appreciating of absurdity, James.

[@RosyRoad]

Lol! I can’t get enough of this guy... of course it would help if I had, like... actual friends but who cares! Prerecorded James is lovely!