I Forced AI Music to make Football Team Disstracks

[@notmyname69642]

Chelsea diss got me moving like: 🕺🕺🕺

[@JoshLuigi]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@jamieknight3650]

@@JoshLuigi it was fire

[@RoWorker]

He needs to add that one too

[@JoshLuigi]

@@jamieknight3650 That’s what i said

[@Liamorourke-m6d]

I'm a Chelsea fan but that song was fire

[@Vinapp11]

At this point, Jamie is officially jobless.

[@jamiefussell]

I might just be🔥

[@FUTZYCLUB]

He's that one friend that doesn't have a job💀

[@kenaking-mr8po]

and still makes more then you

[@Theoeditsofficial8]

@@kenaking-mr8pocalm down

[@cd73g]

@@kenaking-mr8pocalm down lil bro 💀

[@jamiefussell]

the only thing worse than that Barca diss is my taste in music😅

[@zakariyeahmedlol]

Lol

[@notthescorpion]

22 views 30 seconds you fell off

[@Footystuff792]

@@notthescorpion shutup

[@MemeFC-jt6tt]

Lol , Love your vids Jamie your my favourite youtuber

[@KwalleeYT66]

Oof 😅

[@Cjdjdndjsmsj]

I made my own short chelsea diss track: Verse 1: Blue shirts, but they’re feeling so cold, Bought the squad, but where’s the soul? You sold. All that money, yet you still can’t win, Champions League? That was back when. Your legacy’s fading like Stamford’s grass, Living in the past, but you won’t last. You had Drogba, Terry, but now you’re stale, In the table, you flop, now that’s the tale. Chorus: Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down, London’s crown? You’re losing ground. Blues turn red when the pressure’s on, Once was king, now you’re gone! Verse 2: From Mourinho to Lampard’s failed dream, Managers come and go, can’t keep a team. Spend millions, but it’s always the same, Still can’t bring heat to the Premier League flame. Kepa in goal, can’t stop the leak, Defenders crack when the challenge peaks. Blues at the Bridge? More like a joke, All your ambition just went up in smoke. Chorus: Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down, London’s crown? You’re losing ground. Blues turn red when the pressure’s on, Once was king, now you’re gone! Verse 3: Abrahamovic gone, you’re losing your grip, Now it’s a downward spiral, sinking ship. You spent on stars but can’t build a squad, Living on history, but that’s just flawed. The badge still shines, but the heart’s not there, Stamford Bridge silent, it’s just despair. Once you ruled, now you’re stuck in the fray, London’s laughing-you’re fading away. Chorus: Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down, London’s crown? You’re losing ground. Blues turn red when the pressure’s on, Once was king, now you’re gone!

[@XanderTrias]

This is very amazing

[@TheAlt1547]

its actually fire coming from a chelsea fan

[@ManUnitedSnake]

@@Cjdjdndjsmsj this is fire bro

[@Anxietyis]

Shut up I love chelsea

[@jamiefussell]

let’s get this song in the charts🔥🔥🔥🔥 (it’s getting 3 streams at best)

[@zakariyeahmedlol]

Yeah

[@Ronniegoat-cr7]

I’ll listen to it trust love you Jaime❤️

[@notthescorpion]

22 views 30 secs you fell off

[@crumbbum61]

is there a link to the song because i can’t find it on spotify

[@MemeFC-jt6tt]

And youve got me listening

[@MiniPickford]

10:11 REAL MADRID BRAINROT

[@charitywangui1478]

It was insane.This be me after💀

[@marcelo_vrfs]

Jamie : anything to pay the bills

[@jamiefussell]

even at the cost of dissing every football club ever

[@Finsnsldingl]

@@jamiefusselldo a part 2

[@Nexoiswanted]

@@jamiefussellbro is risking his life 🙏

[@Ukball2]

Please do one on burnley and I will erase your memory of the real madrid brainrot​@@jamiefussell

[@Ethioutforlunch]

​@@jamiefusselleven roasting that depressing club

[@abbasdargahi9514]

Liverpool Was Genuinely Hard

[@Touchfootballmaster]

Fr

[@timiebiebuwei3291]

I support liverpool

[@rebeccazmarzly4275]

Yup

[@mr.julius1296]

but Arne Slot is cooking

[@ArloRoberts-yf8qe]

I support Liverpool but it was ok

[@IdealPlaysIG]

We all want the full version of the Chelsea disstrack!

[@Tomasz-bc3vl]

True

[@FootballAndu2008]

Fr

[@Obione-and-a-half]

yeah

[@Luke2005bros1]

Here you go jamie here is a spurs diss track: (Verse 1) Here we go again, it's another Spurs season, Fans all hyped up, but there ain't no reason, Year after year, it's the same old tale, Chasing those trophies, but they always fail. You got the new stadium, it's looking all flash, But the trophy cabinet's empty, where's the stash? Pochettino, Mourinho, Ange now on the scene, No matter who's in charge, you can't fulfill the dream. (Chorus) Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix, But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix, London's calling, but it's not your zone, It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone. (Verse 2) 1991, that's the last FA Cup, Been over three decades, time to wake up, You had a little run in the Champions League, But falling short at the end is your standard fatigue. Kane and Son, yeah, they're doing their best, But without silverware, they ain't passing the test, You talk about glory, you sing all the songs, But the end of the season, you're right back where you belong. (Chorus) Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix, But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix, London's calling, but it's not your zone, It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone. (Bridge) North London rivalry, you say you're the kings, But Arsenal's got titles, rings upon rings, You say, "To Dare is to Do," but what have you done? In the race for the title, you're always outrun. (Verse 3) Last-minute drama, it ain't always fun, Lucas Moura in Amsterdam, still didn't get it done, Levy's got his wallet, but ain't spending right, While the real kings of London keep their silverware in sight. The clock is ticking, fans starting to groan, Another year gone, and you're still alone, You might have the style, you might have the flair, But when it comes to trophies, ain't nothing there. (Chorus) Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix, But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix, London's calling, but it's not your zone, It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone. (Outro) Maybe one day, you'll get it right, But until then, keep dreaming in white, 'Cause the No Trophy Zone is where you reside, North London's finest? That's a lie you can't hide.

[@ruhaankahlon3309]

Never let bro cook again

[@footballmemes-s]

Bro is not cooking

[@Brazen_Lizard]

bro used chatgpt

[@q1w2e3r2]

Bro is cooking🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lchaitu6036]

as a spurs fan I personally want to say from the bottom of my heart u FRICKIN SUCK!!!!!!!

[@mayleytheone]

Don Carlo is a Sigma and Vinicius is so Skibidi Bellingham's the Rizzler and Mbappé's hitting the Griddy

[@OscarGamerTV-e7p]

That’s good

[@cootypatooty]

“and mbappe is hitting the gridd-“ “GET OUT” killed me 😭

[@Glory_Hunt-4ever]

Not gonna lie it kinda hard tho, 5 was harsh if you don’t have brainrot bias

[@XxFtblzZ]

Yo Cootyyyyyy!

[@TheGeographyNerd]

As a heavy metal fan, that Liverpool diss was the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life 😂

[@AndrewWandrew9]

FAX

[@Bigben569]

I'm a Liverpool fan, so I was pretty offended, tho the track sounded good to me

[@TheGeographyGeeks]

RIPPOFF OF OUR CHANNEL!!! 😂

[@KaiserXavier]

@@Bigben569 as a liverpool fan as you can see from my icon this was actually pretty good.

[@Tasnimiscool-Islam]

Tbh the Liverpool diss track was 3rd place just like their team last season 😂

[@ManchesterUnitedFan_2024]

Tottenhams Tragedy (Verse 1) Yo, Tottenham’s shit and we all can see, No trophies in sight, just a history of agony. Ballin' like a champ? Nah, that ain't you, Just a bunch of bitches, always pushin' through. You flexin' hard, but it’s paper thin, No silverware, man, you know you can’t win. Got fans wishin’ for that glory day, But it’s just a black hole, takin’ dreams away. (Chorus) Tottenham's shit, man, that’s the vibe, No trophies, no pride, you just barely survive. Cryin’ in the stands, what’s up with that? While other teams are ballin’, y’all just lookin’ flat. (Verse 2) You say you're top class, but that’s all a lie, Can't even keep up, just a passin’ fly. Bottlin’ every chance, can't handle the heat, While we out here thug life, y’all under defeat. Nothin’ but a meme, yeah, that’s your team, Chasin’ after dreams like a bad TV scheme. So step aside, Spurs, it’s time to retreat, 'Cause in this football game, you can't take the heat. (Chorus) Tottenham's shit, man, that’s the vibe, No trophies, no pride, you just barely survive. Cryin’ in the stands, what’s up with that? While other teams are ballin’, y’all just lookin’ flat. (Outro) So remember this lesson when you’re talkin' big, Tottenham’s a joke, just a sad little gig. No trophies in sight, just a lifetime of shame, So keep your heads down, 'cause we callin' your name. Tottenham's shit, that’s the whole damn truth, We’re out here ballin’, while you sit in the booth.

[@_.ye4ger._]

Man put the Chelsea one out there

[@Lewa_fan11]

YEAH ITS BETTER THAN UNITEDS SONG

[@SajjiYoutube]

​@@Lewa_fan11 That's A Fact

[@Footballworld022]

Chelsea got me the vibes

[@OAG-ng3mu]

As an Arsenal fan every day I watch Jamie’s videos I somehow get dissed

[@Footballedits90-i8n]

My guy has a “future career in music”.💀

[@Footballfever-if2fj]

U need to put Chelsea on Spotify that song was a vibe to listen to it had me like this:🕺🕺

[@MeMe-g1d]

7:20 Chelsea 1:30 Liverpool 11:48 Man United

[@MeMe-g1d]

Times

[@Nounou-du8te]

Tysm

[@JuainiElChiquito]

tysm

[@Mygohan2.0]

No Chelsea starts at 8:02

[@p.o.p._Adipro_1290]

Dortmund, Wolves, Forest and Aston Villa were the absolute best...😅

[@tampa-edits]

The dortmund one had me rolling on the floor😂

[@ShreyasSiddharth]

Same

[@Ethioutforlunch]

The wolves one made me laugh till I cry

[@aybekkaziz6563]

At least it did not get published because I'm a dortmund fan if you didn't already tell

[@LiamFlores-ik2dj]

Bro, the start of the song was literally AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Ronaldo78982]

6:48 lil bro was born in 2024 ah song

[@TheZXultracool]

People who want Jamie to put all 15 tracks on Spotify 👇

[@yatharthgotstyle2746]

8:36 Gyökeres celebration lol.💀🤣

[@-Toasty321]

And I thought Jamie was runnin outta ideas these vids jus keep getting better lol

[@sumitkharbanda4565]

That nottingham forest one was just about a forest but was honestly so good

[@Kahoot-Questions]

This track cannot miss like nunez on goal was a crazy diss track

[@Ian_Stapleton]

Love the vids man!! Keep grinding and keep up all the hard work that you put into your vids!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@jameswhitehead3053]

12:30 I feel disrespected as a united fan

[@Banona19]

That’s the point of the song it’s a DISSTRACK😭🙏

[@Baldtattooeddad]

3-0 YNWA

[@Planeaviation-Planeaviation]

Same

[@Bear1298]

⁠@@BaldtattooeddadAlison overrated Salah is fading away

[@Baldtattooeddad]

⁠lol average united fan comment

[@Kfm478]

The Liverpool song didn’t age well

[@Justa49erfan]

Jamie is the definition of that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday

[@TheChamp820]

3:37 bro was enjoying it too much

[@RagnarokTDK]

While the Wolves diss track wasn’t about the football club, I think we can all agree that it was still a great beat and song

[@zakariyeahmedlol]

Haha love your content Jamie :D

[@lisamadden1546]

12:34 I SUPPORT MAN UTD

[@Duck_y12]

ME TO BROTHER

[@olivplays-ru5ks]

Love the vids bro

[@Mrgwdrizzy]

Bro is a musician 💀

[@DLR8803]

Underrated comment

[@PrachDharapak]

liver pool is first spurs is eight imagen that

[@rajit1996]

the one's jamie labled as not sounding like actual songs were like metal and they had pretty sick riffs and double bass drums like 6:55 which sounded like a sabaton song

[@MrArhamEditz]

I hate u for roasting liverpool😂😂jk IT was funny

[@harry_maguire_5]

what is song on 0:17

[@BJM929]

Gaining season

[@harry_maguire_5]

@@BJM929 tysm brother

[@guikasmartins]

This lad came from out of nowhere on my yt page and suddendly is May fav uk football channel At the moment

[@KingsleyKomboye]

8:07 this hurts me physically as a chelsea fan

[@LiamLoughren]

Same

[@Amisimauridi234]

Init

[@BenjaminOliveira-zk5sq]

Exactly bro same

[@N-peaks]

Same but the beat and melody 10/10

[@uchennanwosu3537]

Same here 😭 but 2 UCL AND 2 UECL

[@melissakoob6381]

West Ham should’ve included Zouma and … 🙀

[@alecrevell3913]

Chelsea had the best track

[@Toto08pro]

Jamie Always brings good content. Keep it up mate

[@Saviomyg]

0:48 you have already done that to yourself.

[@TheBigYoutubers2138]

😂😂😂 nah bruh he be making Fried Fussel with this line 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilli-maepage-green5280]

I’m a Leeds fan and we are rubbish at the moment

[@Just_lucid_edits]

Im a liverpool fan, so this is very bitersweet

[@not_none]

NGL I STUBULET IN THIS YT CHANNEL AND I LIKE THE VIDS KEEP GOWING BRO W VIDS FR

[@Zeemish]

Man City's diss was lowkey fire lol, lyrics were insane

[@catherineelrick573]

the atmospher at old trafford is amazing

[@Scrumtubeeditz]

Ai beefing with football clubs 🔥

[@strikefootballedits]

I love u I get hyped every time u upload

[@jamiefussell]

❤️❤️

[@InstrumentBox]

❤​@@jamiefussell

[@Sportivity77]

chelsea topped in the wrong table

[@nnXvs_16927]

dortmund one sounded like chester bennington sang it tbh, r.i.p chester

[@yeahgamer6190]

Pls put chelsea diss in spotify

[@AspectWinz]

You deserve more subs honestly

[@ChessBoardOfLife]

10:48 this is what fc bayern hell sounds like

[@You_filthy_fans]

The parts when He doesnt like it Arsenal ending 3:44 Southampton 4:56 Wolves 5:12 Barcelona 5:53 Tottenham 6:48 Man city 9:11 Forest 9:25 Dortmund 10:37 Aston villa 11:01

[@MukundiMaunga]

Jamie is never allowed within 100 km of Manchester

[@rushil635]

Bro not the fa cup roast 😭

[@MukundiMaunga]

@@rushil635 But Jamie shouldn't be talking a Spurs fan🤣

[@rushil635]

@@MukundiMaunga Lol true 🤣🤣

[@amehmercy4743]

This is one of the best video I have ever watched

[@NitroEditzz123]

As a Madrid fan, The Madrid one was actually ok 😂

[@amenhussain8387]

Put Chelsea on Spotify

[@FireyEditz]

10:20 “GET-“

[@alexandraspyrou3883]

10/10 +10 because get our

[@DeMa26]

Jamie youd videos are always funny and well edited they always make my day (jamie is jobless)

[@Justachilluser]

‏‪2:02‬‏ the joy its just , its just so real❤

[@19C-ko5kj]

Ai just made me laugh for days in the Nottingham Forest and Dortmund one😂😂😂

[@henriqueribeiro2113]

4:55 Southampton got me laughing so hard😂😂😂

[@NanobanaKinako]

I love how AI went off topic with Wolves and Forest. The Dortmund went really hard metal, it becomes tungsten. It doesn't exist like Ten Hag's hair was personal. 😂

[@MiniPickford]

8:04 CHELSEA DISS

[@avastha]

Man U fire What a roast bro did go to hard

[@codiesmith9425]

1:57 absolute violation there

[@SathlonMagic]

1:58

[@liustanford]

Bruh you're everywhere, chuff, Jamie

[@codiesmith9425]

@@liustanford 🤣🤣🤣

[@liustanford]

@@codiesmith9425 you should start on if you found me from a comment channel

[@William_William_]

Jamie we need a full version of the Chelsea and Liverpool diss please 🙏

[@MiniPickford]

1:29 LIVERPOOL DISS

[@becsbrooking8317]

Get this man to 200 thousand by the end of the year

[@LFCfan3840]

1:52 that lyric aged well 😂 Arne Slot! La la la la lala!

[@muhammadkhizarharoon2341]

This comment aged like milk

[@LFCfan3840]

@@muhammadkhizarharoon2341 it’s one game you can’t judge a manager from a game

[@muhammadkhizarharoon2341]

@LFCfan3840 it was a joke lad I actually like slot

[@SathlonMagic]

@@LFCfan3840defensive liverpool/madrid/barca fans 😭

[@LFCfan3840]

@@SathlonMagicbro shut up u probably are just a salty United or City fan

[@mr.pickles]

lol the chelsea diss was crazy...!

[@LiamLoughren]

12:25 R.I.P man United fans

[@MANS_43]

Ima United fan and I’m smiling

[@CathyTerry-zd1xw]

I got revenge on Arsenal because my uncle would square to me

[@SpanishwithSam]

5:06 you probably wrote "Wolves 🐺" instead of "Wolverhampton Wanderers 😅

[@forestfaint9269]

“Forest” instead of “Nottingham Forest” too

[@belcanto07]

And Aston Villa lol

[@Nerd1172-n5h]

nah bro, Chelsea diss is fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Corporal_alex]

0:12 autism attack 😭

[@yestheaveragenuz97]

We need to agree that Jamie has one of the best outros ever for a football youtuber

[@jongoodwin9709]

5:48 bruh x 1 million

[@juliegrundy-v7l]

It says liv3rpool have only won 1 title in30 years but we have won about 40

[@bothwayscdq]

8:35 THE SONG GOT HIM HITTING THE GYOKORES CELEBRATION

[@juicyzizou-420]

lolol

[@Happy_Insaan002]

Chat gpt made this united disstrack🗿🔥 --- Verse 1: Old Trafford’s a joke, a stadium of clowns, Your legacy’s dead, six feet in the ground. Fergie’s ghost can’t save you now, You’re the laughingstock, take a bow. Spent a billion just to play in the dump, Europa League’s calling, you’re stuck in a slump. Maguire’s your captain? Yeah, that’s a laugh, Slower than your downfall, can’t make a pass. Chorus: Man United, you’re washed, you’re done, Once had it all, now you’re no one. Fans still chant, but it's all in vain, You’ll never be champions again. Verse 2: You bought Ronaldo, thought you were slick, But he saw the mess and dipped real quick. Your midfield’s a wasteland, no skill, no flair, Casemiro’s running on fumes out there. Your "legends" are dust, your future’s a joke, Trying to rebuild, but you’re always broke. Glazers own you, sucking you dry, No titles in sight, just tears in your eye. Chorus: Man United, you’re washed, you’re done, Once had it all, now you’re no one. Fans still chant, but it's all in vain, You’ll never be champions again. Verse 3: Look at your rivals, running the show, City’s on top, Liverpool’s in tow. Watching from mid-table, while others succeed, Your dreams have died, along with your greed. You say “20 titles!” but that’s ancient lore, Living in the past while the world scores more. Your fans are delusional, blinded by pride, But every season it’s just a bigger slide. Bridge: You thought you were special, thought you were kings, Now you’re just fools with broken wings. All your success is buried deep, Now all you do is cry and weep. Outro: So say goodbye, your reign is through, The football world’s forgotten you. United’s dead, it’s over now, Go on and cry-take your bow. ---

[@SewEditz]

You can diss Real Madrid with vardrid 9:35

[@ferryterry9926]

And how they lost to prime Barca

[@SewEditz]

@@ferryterry9926 yes

[@i.like.chicken.nuggets.17]

yess

[@Quebecrebels]

8:02 bro i love that song

[@MiniPickford]

10:34 LOL

[@AZNJ_EDITZ]

TBH I TRIED TO HOLD MY LAUGH FROM "EVEN YOUR FANS LOOK AHHHHHHHH" LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShreyasSiddharth]

@@AZNJ_EDITZthat exact part tho

[@Jereign]

That liverpool roast was fire jamie is the goat 🐐

[@hypz_786]

7:11 It’s so catchy

[@sumitkharbanda4565]

As a manchester united fan the diss was actully really good but it was hard to listen to for me

[@boris7791]

8:31 why im a chelsea fan 😂😢

[@ManUFan1945]

It’s okay… I like Chelsea but tbh it’s really good

[@Animals-r-epic]

As a Tottenham fan the Chelsea one was highlight of my day 😂

[@Ethioutforlunch]

10:11 I was literally laughing of cringe But i couldn't help but laugh at how bad the Spurs diss track was😂

[@Spikegaming2022]

After I saw this vid, I subbed

[@YHWHislawd]

0:14 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ishowfootball1300]

whenever jamie posts my night is sorted