I Tried Finding the Worst Movie Footballers Act In

[@jamiefussell]

DISCLAIMER: I should’ve mentioned the 1 Rule was that the football couldn’t be playing themselves! Also Zidane’s Asterix movie is literally unavailable in the UK. Anyway thanks for being patient with me for this one Kings🙏 :)

[@PSpicyGrahhh]

Yo

[@SafwahSaifRahmanSamih]

You are jobless

[@Tylertalksfootball1234]

What about vinnie Jones

[@ailannazir1074]

Bro neymar in xxx return of Xander cage

[@pridempofu5637]

Jamie is jobless

[@dhruvgeorge]

To be honest, in the Asterix comics, the Gauls drink a magic potion brewed by an ancient druid, and that potion grants them super strength. So its pretty on brand for the Gauls to beat the sh*t out of the Romans

[@jamiefussell]

I gotta read these comics man the entire comments is laying into me for not doing my homework properly😭😭

[@dintrogames325]

@@jamiefussellyh you should the comics are really good

[@huffelpuffwerewolfgirl5811]

​​@@jamiefussellThis is actualley even the reason, why Obelix is so big and fat, becouse he accidently falen in the portion as a child

[@ruthmurrugarra1040]

And also that’s why he doesn’t need to drink the potion to have super strength

[@huffelpuffwerewolfgirl5811]

@@ruthmurrugarra1040 but still tries it again and again

[@JohnNellis]

This is unreal, you’re timing is hilarious, funny bastard 😂😂😂

[@MESSIEDITZ33]

JOHN I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@kayleighblyth7354]

H ell yeah

[@jamiefussell]

❤️❤️

[@Geoimnbvcx]

Your*

[@notSkyhits]

Yoo john

[@whaiiey]

Vinnie Jones has a pretty legendary acting career. Premier League footballer to Lockstock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Xmen, Eurotrip, Gi Joe and Escape Plan. I think he would probably have to be considered the GOAT of Footballers turned actors.

[@kyrkosekaterinaris1328]

The Midnight Meat Train!

[@apduarte4730]

@@kyrkosekaterinaris1328 ah no, the guy wont be winning any oscar but its still decent, particularly for someone that is doing it as a second career

[@angelricchi1321]

I don't think it qualifies, he was more of a martial artist than a footballer

[@n0body550]

@@angelricchi1321Vinnie Jones a martial artist? 😂😂😂

[@brutanedda3107]

It's either between him and Cantona. My favorite movies with Vinnie are definitely Guy Ritchie's Snatch and japanese flick Survive Style 5+, and he can play the part of the hot-headed brit, however Cantona is so good as himself in Ken Loach's "Looking for Eric".

[@ThomasSlettemeåsHolm]

Zlatan doesn’t act, acting does Zlatan

[@YoureRatharStewpidMate]

Acting doesn't Zlatan, Do Acting Zlatan.

[@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilli]

pause

[@CryMoreHaters_Edits]

No Faster 😫​@@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilli

[@CryMoreHaters_Edits]

"Moans" Faster 😫😫😩😩

[@YoureRatharStewpidMate]

@@CryMoreHaters_Edits this is something I cannot comment even if I'm high

[@jamiefussell]

Also, Every Footballer in this video is a LEGEND for agreeing to be in a movie. It takes a lot of confidence to act so they all get the Jamie certificate of approval❤️

[@donnawaldrop1636]

Hi

[@JJJackson777]

true but it's a lot easier to be confident giving a shite performance when you're getting paid millions, mainly just for your name

[@oisingallagher5981]

🄱 🄾 X⃤

[@jamesdaniels8297]

Olivier Giroud voiced the Goblin in the french translation of Into The Spider-verse but idk if that counts

[@Francodoublage]

Funniest part is, Eric Cantona also voiced El Macho in the french dub of Despicable Me 2 (and he's as amazing as you could imagine lmao)

[@o-kiku3939]

no way, really?? i watched that movie IN FRENCH i didn't even know 💀

[@CapitanoKarl]

Imagine ur like 25 and u dont know who Asterix and Obelix is 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jamiefussell]

Dawg I’m 20😭😭. I’m never beating the 35 year old allegations

[@kaldaraz]

@@jamiefussellshave your beard and grow your hair out

[@moiseulpasmoi]

I’m finding it right now

[@MUE-SW]

​@@jamiefussellI'm 13 and i know it

[@istiakkabir9363]

@@jamiefussellyou’re younger than me dawg but you sound like you’re at-least 30.

[@Bowser111]

Dude you gotta watch the first few movies from Asterix and Obelix. These are top tier

[@cermancz]

Yeah, and the Olympics Movie had Zizou in it

[@sehu1291]

The animation movies from the 70s were the best

[@gabitv608]

Je confirme

[@XxRedEditzxX]

7:49 GYATTT btw congrats on getting verified you deserved it

[@krasnejmeno588]

all these funny unrealistic scenes from asterix are iconic i watched the animated movies when i was a kid i love it

[@cdanerz3677]

Vinnie Jones should of been here, he was part of some iconic films

[@Linkonpark100]

Because he's the best of these football actors. Not the worst.

[@n0body550]

@@Linkonpark100This isn’t about bad actors its about bad movies

[@Linkonpark100]

And he hasn’t been in many of them. They’re all pretty mid.

[@tinypardus]

A lot of the supporting cast of British players of Escape to Victory were also played by Ipswich players at the time

[@elijahknox4421]

My dad is an Ipswich fan so he likes to mention that

[@tinypardus]

@@elijahknox4421 same!

[@oliverolsen1120]

Great video. And Obelix btw😳

[@jamiefussell]

Definitely not rewatching the movie tonight

[@dedushkakrysh]

​@@jamiefussell Maybe you don't know who Asterix and Obelix are and the story of their village. First two movies about them were better. But anyway, great video :)

[@judethedude1009]

Neuer voice acted in Monsters inc in the German version

[@haanis5458]

No way

[@Goals_Infinity]

@@haanis5458fr neur sounds like a German radio

[@judethedude1009]

@@Fourmanfigure1294 think it was the blue one (not sully)

[@Fourmanfigure1294]

He is voice actor of frank mccay

[@ryangaming321]

Ok?

[@YOUTREXPRO]

11:17 The Oscar goes to Leo Messi 💀

[@ElspyRL]

For the 2022 World Cup!

[@thePeace_keeper]

his acting SLAPPED in the 2022 World Cup

[@smackmyasslikethetrunk]

The Penaldians barking again

[@bhvillaman4401]

​@@smackmyasslikethetrunkno 1 mentioned him

[@Debt_editz1]

@@smackmyasslikethetrunkyour dad barking😂

[@shemissesherex]

I think it’s absolute crazy that Bobby Moore, Pele, sylvester Stallone and Micheal cane in one movie

[@FriendlySeek]

The flags in the right💀 2:21

[@StarTracerr]

Thought i was only one who saw that…

[@F.B.I.384]

@@StarTracerr yeah lol makes sense, it‘s in WW2

[@lailakullerud9408]

Yes😨

[@imcoolzcody]

Same ​@@StarTracerr

[@kristiansui]

I was gonna comment that

[@Jordannn_nope]

Zlatan going on a suicidal charge and instantly asking to get subbed off has to be funniest thing ever.

[@Auchiha651]

Zlatan doesn't need acting, acting needs Zlatan

[@saitachi1812]

jamie isn't jobless,my guy is on a mission to keep us all entertained.Another great video mate !👏👏

[@simplyvinicius]

8:01 jamie is jobless

[@caitlinmagnan4131]

Do you like football

[@timweaver5843]

Yes

[@TrolledEditz]

@@caitlinmagnan4131yes

[@drkfaustino]

Wake up babe a new Jamie Fussell banger just dropped

[@krishnasadhanaofficial4292]

I cannot believe I’m saying this But Eric Cantona is the French Vinnie Jones 🔥 Also Jamie is jobless

[@andrewfurey2999]

Agreed both Vinnie and Eric have become really good actors over the years

[@Zev-Star_ONYT]

Why is nobody going to talk about the movies eric cantona was in and one of them that he was in was named “P*rn in the hood” ☠️💀

[@2010nicedevil]

WHAT????!!

[@Zev-Star_ONYT]

Uh yep

[@fredjackson3264]

In Italy we had a lot of comedy movies with football players on them! One of them is "Tifosi" with Diego Armando Maradona

[@johnwatchorn6548]

NGL, the scene with Zlatan pulling a hammy and asking to get subbed off made me laugh out loud 😂

[@JustineCarlton]

8:32 brooo😂💀

[@JustineCarlton]

Literally shoot😂

[@osmanallouch4241]

Lol

[@reyanshmalhotra8207]

Pele must have counted these goals in his goal tally 😂😂

[@ThatGoofyAChild]

Jamie is job less Amazing vid and also “GYAAAAAAAAA”

[@idratherbeasleep]

7:51 “GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“😂

[@IsaacSchuyler]

I straight up thought you were going to say the award goes to lionel messi at the end 🤣🤣

[@nEo7ization]

Thankfully Jamie's not Fifa

[@nurbutshering]

When Zlatan acts in a movie, he’s the Director (Producer) etc.

[@mirjaavad]

I swear, Jamie makes me laugh every time i watch his videos. Especially that Asterix moment 👀. Anyways, keep it up Jamie🔥

[@m.shareef2277]

11:24 for a sec I thought he is gona say leonel messi 😂😂😂

[@Trevormacharia125]

The ending at 11:50 felt like I was watching a movie

[@MrSplitYT]

This is the the best KZbin video I’ve probably ever seen

[@eimearnimhurchadha9026]

Congrats on getting veified you deserve it!

[@jamiefussell]

I'm basically the most famous person ever in history now. Another step on my quest of world domination.

[@Just_lucid_edits]

​@@jamiefussell relatable

[@UHist]

I can't wait till you watch any movies with Vinnie Jones

[@Sihamyelesh]

Jamie you are the best i literally can stop laughing😂😂😂😂

[@itsfreddoheheh]

no way zlatan is called bloody antivirus 😂😂😂

[@danoninho5880]

Im pretty sure his characther is based on another from asterix who was called coronavirus from asterix and the transitalic

[@Bri-dog234]

So basically in the asterix and obelix universe depending on where your from is your last name, for example, the last name of all men in gaul is -ix, E.G fulliautomatix, in Helvetia its -ic E.g Hydrochloric, etc. And in rome, the suffix is -us, and the names are almost always puns, e.g Crismus Bonus, Boneywasawarrioraayayix, squareonthehyptonus so on, so forth.

[@OJamesGB]

This guy is very underrated. You’ve deserved a sub lmao

[@imocpierdu]

2:11 There's actually another footballer called Kazimierz Deyna

[@MrMmnngghh]

half of the Ipswich team as well

[@JpsAqautics1836]

Bro I watched asterix and obelix with my grandfather saw this I never noticed Zlatan😂💀🙏🏽

[@ki2th]

always loved ur content!

[@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilli]

the fact that cantona is the main villain and he assulted some guy is crazy

[@darkprince3474]

You forgot Neymar with Vin diesel

[@asifkarimratul522]

Yeah

[@TRYTOT]

I can’t stop watching your videos again and again they are just so good🔥🤩🤍🐐

[@TheDinoking223]

5:18 isn't that jacksepticeye or am i trippin?

[@JackSabanovic]

I’m trippin to

[@BudieBudie1]

finding your channel was the highlight of my day! ✨

[@Raditya.Ramadhan]

"Arthur whips it out" 💀 bruh

[@KAUSTUBHMOHAPATRA]

I love your videos Jamie!!!

[@Tottenham_GOAT]

Score prediction for spurs Fulham? Your the funniest 🐐

[@SkibidiNunez17]

Spurs 3-1

[@FootballMemeMachine]

It's 1-0 for Fulham

[@sushipizza4439]

@alexanderbaranano1668well done

[@toasterjack]

Spurs 2-1

[@SingleFatherOfFour]

Zlatan also voice acted in a Netflix movie called ‘the football movie.’ It got a 23% on rotten tomatoes and the movie was so horrendously bad it was funny lol

[@poalt4530]

7:20 yo that is the thing with the main characters man Bro just started a rivalry with the french

[@ThabisoJr.Senona]

Jamie has a job and is a good KZbinr my favourite video is when he gets roasted by footballers

[@Camnew-ue9vh]

Neymar is the best actor (thx for the likes and replies)

[@s1llymonkey.]

That's crazy😭

[@K1ller290]

He already is

[@vmrvisions5719]

💀

[@Petefgrt]

True

[@emmajones9917]

I already is

[@tahafatine9685]

7:38 I did not expect something like this in a movie, especially if it's featuring Zlatan.

[@RTENEWSROBLOX]

I watched the Astrix and obilex movie and it took me a few minutes to realise it was french so I changed the language

[@siyandadube700]

from 3:54 bro just ended King Arthur's career😂

[@Benglasses]

That’s enough brain rot for today-

[@jamiefussell]

😭😭

[@benglassesroom2]

@@jamiefussellyoooo you replied!!! btw this was a joke I love your videos

[@kakabrasil19]

Cantona doing side jobs now💀🔥🔥

[@Disco1211]

Zlatan doesn't act, act Zlatans.

[@angaturu]

No

[@Disco1211]

@zaiqaresturant8261 it means zlatan doesn't act, act zlatans

[@Danzebtw]

I was about to say that

[@LenzRevolution]

Maradona has a small role in Tifosi, an old comedy italian movie.

[@Palmtreeartarea]

6:20 we have those books

[@klauso345]

We all did😂

[@kitwimpory1531]

Neymar actually appears in money heist 😂😂😂😂

[@TheSchmolke]

To be fair if Cantona gets in Vinnie Jones should also.. more decorated actors and played around the same time right? Also Pepé Reina has done Abit of acting aswell, but while being an active footballer.

[@Eae616]

You just said that David Beckham had a role where he just stood there and insulted people. How could that stink? That's awesome.

[@samarazmat1621]

7:31 death itself

[@renebef]

Jamie is jobless 😂

[@Yeaty77]

I saw the movie with Zlatan on it the first week it came out (I’m from Sweden)

[@ElrickByll2]

the movie obilix is an og for the french the netherlands and the belgians

[@FCCincinnatiFan1275]

Ain’t no way Zlatan was a knight he’s a king👑🦁oh nvm I just realized he is not a knight but still he is a king

[@erenzilla4604]

2:21 Rocky Balboa spotted🔥🔥

[@emirebenike]

Vinnie jones has played in some great movies. You should watch stock lock and 2 smoking barrels

[@Valkenstein]

Bro had no childhood Everyone knows asterix and obelix

[@Roux0808]

8:45 dont u ever disrespect the GOATS that Astérix and Obelix ever again (with a feature of god himself it wasn’t a bad movie at all)

[@thanos8494]

There is only one God

[@thanos8494]

And it is not Zlatan. Father, Son and The Holy Spirit

[@mahadrahaman5081]

7:53 gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martinicrack1238]

Hey you forgot Triple X, where Neymar acts...

[@rafaacain5912]

“Jamie is jobless”

[@Shock_Mike_Hawke]

Bruh out of all those movies, non of them are Vinnie Jones movie.

[@iBridgee]

Watching this is like witnessing a train wreck in slow motion, you just can't look away

[@ashwinsujesh7612]

i might actually watch the first one

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

Ok but that king arthur movie sounds awesome though. Idk how someone could hate a movie with all that cool fighting and over the top craziness in it.

[@X_WhiteGold_X]

7:50 nahh 💀

[@qupf800]

I had to see King Arthur movie for school and then randomly see Beckham

[@ElbertoMartinez]

BRO I LOVE YOUR VIDS! Btw I got some ideas just reply

[@TheChamp820]

Zlatan doesnt get lucky starring in Movies, Movies get lucky to have Zlatan starring in them.

[@ketchupeggsandbeans]

the asterix and obelix is based off a french comic book

[@sjoerdvandecorput7458]

Belgian*

[@ketchupeggsandbeans]

FrancoBelgium@@sjoerdvandecorput7458

[@Jason_the_nice_one]

2:22 the flags💀

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

Bro has NOT read asterix and Obelix

[@Khumobrown]

Yes but it’s mainly French and t is hard to find in English

[@Bri-dog234]

@@Khumobrownbruh tf you talking abt

[@FGTEEVsuperfan000]

Is it just me or… Does Cantona during that speech look like that one muppet-

[@cheeseisqueeze]

9:54 nahh what is that movie 💀

[@pasa8320]

Try to research Vinnie Jones one of my favorites! Super video. Like it. Thank you.

[@OrakBarama8D]

The Arthur movie isn’t based on the lion king, it’s based on Hamlet

[@poppyharlow4448]

Asterix and Obelix is literally a comic series involving pun-named characters drinking a magic potion made by a dude named Getafix, and it lets everyone in this tiny little Gaulish village effectively lift up whole ass planets like they're 2 KG dumbbells, so Asterix launching a roman beyond the Milky Way is pretty on point, that exact sequence happens at least 3 times in every book in the series.

[@poppi510]

Asterix and Obelix best comics ever.

[@zarifplayzmc2324]

bro really watched 4 movies on a IPAD 💀 the determination is crazy (I SUBBED BTW)

[@Raktor1445]

Hi I love your videos