Jane and Lisbon 'Buy yourself a candy bar'.avi

[@DivisonXx]

Bribing an adult with candy only works if they're Patrick Jane.

[@WillCamx]

Most of the time it works for me too.

[@Sarahliz389]

Love this scene! Lisbon: "Go find yourself a vending machine, buy yourself a candy bar and come back when you're ready to play nice." Jane: "Give me a dollar and I will." Lisbon: "You're paying me back."

[@janewhiting2741]

Don't forget that Lisbon had to "parent" her 3 brothers due to her dysfunctional family so she's used to bossing the boys around. Its something Jane knows and i think secretly enjoys when she does it to him. 😊

[@cloudinsky]

Randomly rewatch episodes and find that Lisbon gives Jane money on many occasions, LOL. It's like she's his mom.

[@tabithaprovan957]

The more I rewatch scenes like this, the less Jane's childish moments seem born of simple immaturity, or part of an act to find a killer, and the more they begin to look like the behavior of a man with a fetish for getting scolded by his friend. It's the fastest, easiest way for him to get Lisbon to pay attention to him, and he does it constantly. The indulgence wasn't the candy bar, it was angry little Lisbon unwittingly displaying ownership of him in front of their peers.

[@fymal]

jane likes it, we all know if he doesn't like it, it doesn't happened

[@townscapelandscape5159]

He like Lisbon putting all her autoristarism in him.

[@nobodysXghost]

can i quote you on tumblr? OMGGGG he has mommy issues and looooves a dominant woman... i relate i would be putty in her hands to be scolded by her. but it's so undeniably true! like especially in this scene, as he knows his attempts to anger this man are fruitless to any kind of 'plan'. it's exemplified in his explanation of 'he irks me.' when he's truly doing something with a plan, he's hiding it well because he doesn't want to do anything that would actually result in harming her job. also makes sense with his upbringing, he had no mom and his dad was always scolding him for having feelings and pushing him to mess with people-her trying to make him feel and reigning in chaotic behavior is a security he never had. he never had anyone caring enough about him to reign in his behavior, but to exploit that chaotic behavior like he was show cattle.

[@tabithaprovan957]

@@nobodysXghost sure, I guess. Gotta love a man who loves a bossy girl. Watch this show enough times and it becomes really obvious it's a major kink for him.

[@nobodysXghost]

@@tabithaprovan957 it's the only way he get her to pay attention to him without being vulnerable in any way

[@barryosullivan1486]

Hilarious. Best couple on tele.

[@ishitavarma4548]

He's such a child! 😂

[@keesdenheijer7283]

A very clever one.

[@OkyDooky]

Wow that guy/girl who commented on the fair park clip was right. She likes indulging him.

[@calvingreene90]

The waste of time annoyed Lisbon as much as Jane but she is better socialized.

[@edenarchive4150]

He just doesn't care. After he went through what he did in his past, games like politics and brown nosing must seem irritatingly pointless and beneath him.

[@orangeJuicu]

Haha, love this scene! xD

[@HeVn7LaO]

He was a lot nicer when he was Van Gogh lol

[@smurfyday]

Snickers bar ads stole the idea from this scene.

[@Shiirow]

"Are you now or have ever been part of a terrorist organization? "COBRAAAAAA... I mean no, never."

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

I know it is just a show but if the amount of percent solved cases was real. People would be admiring him a lot more and questioning him a lot less.

[@novapixel16]

Van Gogh looking young here