Übersreik Five join a Sandbox server - Zeta Players montage

In this alternate scenario of the crossover episode, Olesya sends the whole Ubersreik Five to the same place. Garry's Mod. Mayhem ensues.
I walk around and observe as AI designed to play sandbox interacts with me and one another. Chaos ensues because they're based on real players
Addons used, including all player models and maps, are in this collection:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Music used:
Chicago - Old Days
Clear Sky - Bandit Radio
Vampire Killer - Castlevania ORCHESTRAL FULL VERSION
Dead Can Dance - Saldek
Dead Can Dance - The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove (Remastered)
Metal Gear Rising - The Only Thing I Know For Real (Extended Mix) (alternate version of the track)
Wanna learn how to asset rip characters, textures and audio from Vermintide 2, too? I wrote down my workflow in this Steam guide (also includes a link to the audio file rip from 2022):
steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...

[@SFGlaceon]

Finally took the time to watch this entire video and oh boy it didn't disappoint lol. Literally shows the endless funny moments these guys provide that actual gmod servers sometimes don't provide anymore. Fantastic video!

[@Janfon1]

This is the author of the mod, everyone! Thank you for watching!!!

[@aerothallji6514]

The fact there’s a papyrus that suicide bombs with grenades and a skeleton that is constantly arguing in Spanish is just.

[@Janfon1]

new Undertale AU discovered

[@dochatter3638]

"Tiki tiki ti." **BOM!**

[@ozvoid1245]

@@Janfon1 Honestly I want the custom setup you did for these guys.

[@BarneyCalhoun23]

@@Janfon1 SpanishTale

[@thevaliantvanguard4403]

Saltzpyre acts like he’s being trialed through every single circle of hell simultaneously by the end lmao.

[@Janfon1]

"Careful, lumberfoot!" "Sry Mr White lulz" I didn't catch that at first, fits really well actually lol

[@josephkeeling8038]

I honestly don't know what's more likely: either Zeta Players is an impressive piece of software that can accurately portray genuine human beings in a Sandbox Gmod server fighting boredom, or the fact that its a Sandbox server, the bar of expectations was already set so low that its a tripping hazard.

[@Janfon1]

I joined a normal online sandbox server and it had exactly the same kind of people - VIP users with oddly specific furry PMs, psychos instigating fights/checking who has FF enabled, people just building stuff, people just watching stuff, the most random shit being played on voice chat and text chat. It staggered me how similar Zetas are to the real deal lol.

[@JopieA]

Yeah I randomly clicked on this video and let it play in the background while a did something else, I came back and it didn't even fucking cross my mind these were bots until I rewatched the beginning, this is crazy, its surreal how close this is to real players Then again, I don't think you need to be a genius programmer to recreate the autism of sandbox servers, LOL

[@fusrosandvich3738]

@@JopieA Well, maybe if you dont care about making the user's computers detonate. What i'm impressed most by is how there can be loads of zetas in one game without crashing instantly.

[@caboose8110]

Fun fact: most of the voice lines are from kitty0706 elliot goes to school

[@MinersLoveGames]

I can feel the Dark Gods reach out for me as I watch this brilliant nightmare.

[@Janfon1]

An immersive Chaos Wastes experience

[@christianvincentcostanilla8428]

Make a video : Gmod Lambda Players

[@alexthehopeless3778]

"Hello, we are trying to reach you about your eternal life warranty 😊"

[@madness8897]

Ahhh, its seems the chaos wastes crusade is bit different than expected

[@Apprentice125]

I was not aware of zeta players. I am both amazed and horrified that we have progressed as species to the point of accurately simulating the insanity of a sandbox server. Truly chaos is in control of our fate. Also the ending was peak early 2010s gmod vibes, wonderful. Excited to see the progress on the pusfume mod!

[@Janfon1]

Finally someone commented on the teaser lol

[@Exposed_Entrepreneur401]

Watching Bardin get chased by a chair wielding skeleton yelling spanish made me laugh so hard I felt like my head was going to pop. It seriously felt like a goddamn vice was on my skull and it took almost 3 minutes to subside. Thank you Janfon for daily mortality reminder. Please make more of this between your stellar high effort content. Its amazing.

[@RheaMainz]

Momento Mori!

[@eggaroni]

If everyone in the world joined a gmod server and started spamming it would create a new Chaos God

[@justkilroy]

You fucking right, lets whole Warhammer fantasy battles, ALL characters and things in there with these guys, it's beeen most funniest shit ever

[@Lusus-zj9pt]

I wish I could double like this video It's scary how human this AI can be at times, I would have 100% have believed this was a real snadbox server. My favorite parts were when Papyrus's AI decided it was going to suicide bomb every few minutes, and that little exchange with Kruber and Spanish Skeleton. It looked like Kruber knew Spanish and understood him.

[@Janfon1]

Upcoming update will allow zetas to build constructions from the scratch, piece by piece. The line is becoming more and more blurred

[@y45uh1k0]

11:00 Typical Kerillian. RDM's in a social server, complains when she gets killed

[@DavianWimW0tsD1S]

3:17 Sienna showing us how King Crimson works

[@larryfoullke219]

I don’t know why but 10:12 sent me sides into fucking orbit

[@nikital.6523]

On one hand, it's good to know that GMod is just as chaotic, as it was back when Internet lawl'd at Gravity Cat not being amused. On the other hand, I didn't spend a cent and still wish for a refund.

[@Janfon1]

In this alternate scenario of the crossover episode, Olesya sends the whole Ubersreik Five to the same place. I walk around and observe as AI designed to play sandbox interacts with me and one another. Chaos ensues because they're based on real players. Enjoy! Addons used, including all player models and maps, are in this collection: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2843368372 Music used: Chicago - Old Days Clear Sky - Bandit Radio Vermintide 2 Winds of Magic - Aqshy, Lore of Fire Vampire Killer - Castlevania ORCHESTRAL FULL VERSION Dead Can Dance - Saldek Dead Can Dance - The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove (Remastered) Metal Gear Rising - The Only Thing I Know For Real (Extended Mix) (alternate version of the track)

[@GerKaiNeknete]

This is gold, i laughed so hard. Good work!

[@Qspajer]

nice bullshitery, i depsise it, please continue :>

[@altf4920]

Psychologist: Merc Kruber Glocker isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Me: IT’S A GLOCK. MARKUS HAS A GLOCK. (Even a Brettonian could use it).

[@LivingMrIn]

This entire video is like a fever dream, i love it.

[@thecollector5031]

holy shit PLEASE make more of these it's completely unhinged and I love it also love how the one thing that got Olesya to run in the end was hearing the 'presence' of Yuri Kuroyanagi, perfect reaction EDIT: i completely forgot about Kerillian's interaction in the start of the vid, fits her really well

[@celerynyanslitterbox]

Great Work. Hope the algorithm pick this up. Zeta Players are really fun.

[@unknown_apostate]

*"Tiki tiki ti"* (c) The thing, that even Archaon feared.

[@cristobal2263]

Archaon feared chileans? That works for me.

[@dochatter3638]

Honestly wouldn't mind more of this. A.I. driven comedy is still comedy, and I was laughing so hard I was crying at this shit. Anyway, I enjoyed this insanity, and I hoped you enjoyed recording it.

[@Laban6112]

Bardin running past mumbling a song to start blasting as soon as he turned the corner killed me harder than it should've.

[@guts8909]

4:25 siennas backstory in a nutshell

[@jacobk1552]

"Hej, jesteś tam chuj?!" It touched me, really moving quote.

[@TheWaluigiman1]

I find that having Bandit Radio in the background fits almost perfectly with this insanity. Keep it up.

[@NIKO-P]

did NOT expect seeing my niko playermodel at 3:27 awesome!

[@Janfon1]

It was really well done, you're welcome

[@MeesterMAAAAN]

What if you wanted to film a GMod video, but Yuri Kuroyanagi said "suicide bomber SWEP"

[@Janfon1]

Since then he has been renamed to Papyrush since he rushes everything and everyone down, however the old name lives in my head rent free. It was from a randomized zeta and I saved it as a "profile" (preset character)

[@Spore9996]

@@Janfon1 The absolute terrorist Papyrush.

[@alternativ116]

17:33 *Gasp* It’s the boiiiiii!

[@LivingMrIn]

Papyrus only has one goal in life, to go boom.

[@trmmythias]

my mango is to blow up and act like i don't know nobody

[@dadab22]

The fact that I can see each of the vermintide crew doing exactly what they did in this video is...conserning

[@dappermaverick]

16:44 "Fuckhead!" *explosion* *"AAAAAAAA-"*

[@doyourbest_uwu]

10:15 The best clip of Bardin. I love how throughout this video there are two skeletons with perfect comedic timing.

[@garnettkaruna8767]

You have both entertained me and terrified me about future 'communities' full of bots like these =P

[@DiegoGutierrez-hm7sp]

Seen Kruber interacting with a Chilean Skeleton felt so surreal on a level I couldn't describe. In Chile, that Skeleton is a Huaso (an Chilean analog of a Cowboy or a man native from the Countryside) which is funny thanks to Markus also being from a farm. The gibberish make it all more delightful.

[@travisdickens4304]

I think a game mode where real players have to blend in with the zetas while one guy tries to guess who is real would be fun.

[@Janfon1]

Unfortunately this addon is unintended for multiplayer and zetas have their own separate scoreboard, but it would be fun

[@muggrootbeer]

@@Janfon1 No wonder it don't like when my friend try to join a multiplayer sandbox server.

[@DrXance]

This is gold!! You deserve more views specially with this one, it has all the old times nostalgia where random people do random stupid stuff

[@Janfon1]

Happy to see I managed to recreate that atmosphere, I grew up watching dumb vids like this in 2010s

[@DrXance]

@@Janfon1 I´ve noticed you even used Kitty videos too!

[@elsasswow]

in the future, entertainment will be randomly generated

[@elsasswow]

Or should I say AI generated

[@ElAwfulBoy]

2:53 i liked how he sayed "myth" with an grenade explosion sound

[@laghingcast]

The suicide bomb Papyrus punchline was just... too perfect. xD

[@bitzthe8bit668]

Woah woah woah hey hey hey! Is that a goddamn PUSFUME NPC?! In MY Vermintide?!

[@fowl3799]

Probably my favourite video of this entire year, the portrayal of chaotic sandbox players in all their obnoxious glory is just so jaw droppingly accurate xD Sent me down a massive nostalgia trip, thank you for that

[@randomncrsoldier7162]

As soon as I heard characters from Elliot goes to school I lost my shit.

[@mayorgeneralramirez1997]

I derive joy from this

[@monday7352]

If i missed that first part explaining the zeta player mod i wouldn’t have suspected that these aren’t actual people

[@oloczko3603]

man didnt expect those polish words and your pl tag, it was a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one, keep doing this amaizing content kamracie :)

[@CounterNerd]

I didn't think this would be so entertaining but this is great. Having watched this, I can say I'd watch another 20 mins easily.

[@VaasYanovich]

Now that's something I didn't expect from you. That Zeta Players mod is pretty terrific...

[@cheapwine3365]

THE MOD PREVIEW THINGY As a pusfume fanboy that little sneak peak made my day. Whole video was fucking hilarious though

[@thejonnyism6868]

This damn video literally stopped my breathing like three times omg my face is so red. Gmod forever man

[@Janfon1]

Which parts? I'd love to know!

[@thejonnyism6868]

Oh God if I really did try it almost be the whole damn video, as a gmod player at heart this is like the birthplace of most of my humor. Even better was that this was just a.i. entirely with us just observing the chaos, no players just honest to God gmod energy at it's core. Good shit.

[@PatRick-mq6ss]

this is like staring into another dimension. Absolutely beautiful

[@MrKrossix]

I appreciate the Bandit Radio in the background. Thank you so much!

[@user-fq3yl5pb6f]

Didn't expect a video from 2014. A welcoming one though

[@rinheart1995]

It really captures the essence of gmod holy shit

[@CobraCommander.]

This is an official Janfron1 shit post, I look forward to the next.

[@LankeethePine]

this was uncontrollably funny

[@Orvect]

The Spanish skeleton is great xD "tiki tiki ti"

[@skullempty5851]

omg i was not at all expecting to hear dialogue lines from Elliot goes to school. wow this brings me back

[@Harusame_soup]

I still love “r u bein attacked???” moment. Now, Zeta player was replaced by Lambda player, but both are important mods for me, who plays Gmod alone.

[@Romamon]

Ok. I have never laughed like i just have in bloody ages Bloody loved this lmao

[@Hammerite]

This looks like it could make chaos gods wonder "wtf is going on"

[@sleepyboi6681]

Zeta players makes me feel a sad nostalgia of getting on too late to play in the golden era of gmod but still being able to witness it through video

[@raysyndrome7209]

I haven't even watch the whole video yet and I'm already wanting to download this

[@Pop4484]

7:19 milk jumpscare

[@JellyCubess]

Kinda hoping for more of this

[@Janfon1]

There is, I just left it in limbo because I couldn't find a good ending for the sequel/ran out of steam

[@Warweazel]

It's amazing how accurate these bots are to the Gmod playerbase. I'm not sure if that says more about the modder or the players though.

[@alexthehopeless3778]

Hearing a bot say stuff like "free will is a myth religion is a joke" was probably quite a fun time I wanted to write out some of the moments I found especially funny but there were too many, bloody great job man, tysm for this

[@The_epic_commander]

Now imagine if the actual irl VAS joined a random gmod server or a warhammer one now that woud be legendary

[@_ZimZam]

Absolutely Kino

[@whitepaint4498]

New chaos waste expansion.

[@enderfredbear5144]

4:58 R.I.P Sans undertale Died trying to fly

[@Jameston]

Crying at 2am, this is just so blessed

[@Janfon1]

Blessed content

[@Weegee1247]

I'm so glad that this popped up in my recommendeds, and now I can't get pipe-pyrus out of my head as a joke. I need an entire video dedicated to papyrus just doing stupid shit like randomly blowing things up =D

[@weirdtyrant6274]

I like to imagine this is exactly what the Realm of Chaos is like.

[@OsIdiotKripl]

This is golden, holy shiet...

[@deadfichboat]

It's like I'm back in 2008.

[@benjaminlyons6359]

This is art

[@justkilroy]

Well that's is a Chaos Wastes, need call other guys like a Gotrek And Felix, then it's become warp

[@milesellis4534]

i don't believe these are bots. you just used an actual gmod server. I am of course, kidding. this is great

[@uber-trooper4162]

I feel like I’m losing my mind

[@OmegaJX]

The fucking duel with Sam at the end was glorious.

[@lartts7483]

Bro the spanish skeleton is fucking terrifying, he has such a menacing aura lmao

[@user-zx9wv5gz2g]

Stalker music fits this and alot

[@Diego-py3ts]

I'm not sure if I hate it or love it. Seeing MGR, Warhammer, and Pokémon in the same video is surely interesting.

[@R3TR0--93]

This is too good to be true, I am laughing so hard I ended up in the dark realm

[@guidovanpuffelen2548]

Opening a portal to the Gmod realm, the end times truly have begun...

[@imp6808]

This is peak entertainment

[@Toshi_Karafuto]

Janfon1, You know, the 13:45 is real masterpiece.

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

1:26 kerilian existing

[@arkorbravos7686]

Blessed Sigmar: shelter me

[@rabsrabble5415]

Low fi bardin loop at his desk by his bed, pleeeeease.

[@ihatcl]

I'm chilean and i loved the chilean skeleton in 8:45 9:22 10:15 11:42 13:20 15:24 . just great tiki tiki.

[@metheguy1232]

that papyrus bot was an agent of chaos

[@lizando1326]

I want to see more of this insanity

[@TalesYeap]

This is funny as hell 😭😭😭

[@MoonStudioAnimation]

I don't know why, But this is entertaining.

[@keithkania3810]

I’m unsure if I saw any rats throughout this expedition but I certainly saw two different opossums reappearing ar different points.

[@oagj14]

Ah, so this is what the Warp looks like

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Eyyy let’s go

[@kamerona4723]

this is fucking amazing

[@nogsan884]

19 minutes of my sides hurting out of laughter, funniest shit I've ever seen