Vermintide 2 - downed three times dialogue

A compilation of dialogue that plays when you're downed three times in a row. From my own experience this seems to be unused in the game, I've never heard these in the game
Music used:
Pyre - To The Stars
Pyre - Through The Valley
Pyre - Flutter Fly
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
0:06 - Kruber
2:04 - Kerillian
4:14 - Bardin
5:42 - Saltzpyre
7:59 - Sienna
Sigmar Male Mindset - • Sigma(r) Male Grindset
XYZ Fanimated for all animations non-Vermintide related - • XYZ Fanimated
Vermintide Fanimated playlist: • Vermintide Fanimated
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[@biblequotesdaily6618]

kruber: **funny banter** kerillian: "YOU'RE A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC"

[@kenshy10]

She likes it.

[@BrettonianKnight]

​​@@kenshy10 you reckon she makes him keep the grail knight helmet on in bed?

[@capsizemoonz2251]

Theyre both alcoholics

[@timmorin6657]

Aye

[@jjj0309]

6:46 "It's not my fault, THE ELF TRIPPED ME!" *SIGMAR GRINDSET RULE 101: BLAME ELF FOR YOUR OWN INCOMPETENCE*

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

>:(

[@OHGAS-rt5uc]

Blame the elfs for everything tbh

[@Garpii]

The dude is truly a Sigmar male

[@arya31ful]

​@@OHGAS-rt5uc Chaos?, Elf's fault Nagash?, Elf's fault Bretonnia's stagnation?, Elf's fault End Times?, Elf's Fault Age of Sigmar?, Elf's fault Dawi's downfall?, Elf's fault

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

Rock & Stone to that, brother

[@ChillAssTurtle]

The fact that waystalker didn't leave after getting downed the first time is proof of Sigmars grace

[@frogstranger5544]

I love this group. Kerillian just never has chill, Saltz casually invoking racism Kruber just being himself Sienna being the aunt with her responses And my boi Bardin being both supportive and grumpy is just hilarious

[@KingZealotTactics]

Probably my favorite characters of any video game.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

I just love that Bardin seems to be the only one understanding that yeah, sometimes you get your ass kicked a few times its kinda hard to get back up on your own.

[@EMan-1920]

Bardin plays Deep Rock Galactic, so he knows to help a greenbeard when he sees one. Rock and Stone!

[@Hope-mi1it]

@@EMan-1920 Average Karl enjoyer spotted. Rock and Stone!

[@frogstranger5544]

​@@EMan-1920 ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!

[@ollaniuspius1211]

_"Are up and down such complicated concepts, Markus?"_ *_Flashbacks to A Quiet Drink dialogue_* Yes. Yes it is.

[@vojtechjanda9684]

More like Wizard's tower flashbaks, but yeah!

[@Jinchuurikii95]

Markus can make a comment about this in CoE.

[@troglodyte4207]

We have Bardin and his expert guidance on stairs for a reason

[@jamesgrose510]

Sienna: Try to be polite. Sienna, less than a second later: *Watch the grace of the elves at work*

[@krausercruz2780]

In her defense, Kerrlilian deserves it

[@ry4nmaster]

I'm quickly thinking all elves are arrogant pricks

[@krausercruz2780]

@@ry4nmaster they are and they deserve all the sass they get

[@adamoeymard9192]

There is a talk beetween Sienna and Kerrillian that even the elf acknowledge it, roughly she says something like "the high elf mages? You will think I am not annoying and arrogant enough after having to deal with them"@@ry4nmaster

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

Janfon projecting his fever dream to make a Vermintide-based visual novel makes me happy.

[@Janfon1]

Heavily inspired by Pyre's dialogue sequences, which are visual novels on technical terms yeah

[@aaronth07]

@@Janfon1 God this is so good I NEED MOPE. please sir

[@guardsmanlars6797]

@@Janfon1what’s Pyre?

[@PopstarDracula]

@@guardsmanlars6797videogame by the guys who made hades, probably bad, like hades

[@Jameston]

Sienna - “Brought down again Saltzpyre? Better pray harder to Sigmar.” Saltz - “He will help me if I am worthy.” Bardin - “Worthy or not we’ll help you Grmgi” Aw, such scrunkly drengbarazi ❤

[@beter21137]

We just don't deserve Bardin

[@lettuceman9439]

tbh, Sigmarite faith is very tied to the dwarfs and most dwarfs thinks sigmar is the human version of a ancestor

[@Jameston]

@@lettuceman9439 That only strengthens how tight a bond they have, the ubersreik five or four have a nice thing going whether they like and realize it not. Camaraderie can be found in the most unlikeliest of places, even on the floor with Saltzpyre!

[@whitetiger85_60]

I mean Sigmar does save them in one mission

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

"Oh you keep trying Grimgi, but your disdain of Zharrin doesn't ring as true as it used to" HE KNOWS

[@Overlord99762]

OF COURSE BARDIN KNOWS

[@mightystu49]

Bardin being mostly chill and supportive but then dunking on Kerillian is peak dwarf and I love it.

[@user-gw5qi5zu8i]

oh my god, "the elf tripped me" came so out of nowhere, saltzpyre is fascinating :D

[@leastderangedinternetuser]

"Add salt to injury of an injured elf" Well Victor is named SALTZpyre for some reason after all

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Kerilian got no chill with some of these holy shit.

[@rustkarl]

Wouldn’t be Kerillian if she did.

[@scribese7en]

​@@rustkarl Ahh, if only...

[@Count_Dooku_Tyrannus]

Bardin raises a good question. How DOES that hat stay on?

[@snewseater]

yeah i love that one too 😅

[@Csatadi]

It's nailed to his had obviously.

[@user-rl3zl9ol8j]

It's a miracle of Sigmar. ᴬᴺᴰ ᴬ ᴸᴵᵀᵀᴸᴱ ᴮᴵᵀ ᴼᶠ ᴳᴸᵁᴱ

[@Havlock]

Same as how Granny Weatherwax keeps hers on; Hatpins. Many, many hatpins.

[@advcat]

Thought it was part of his skull.

[@Acesahn]

As I predicted, Saltzypyre's voice actor was the only one who remembered his character was injured at this point. He's just a cut above the rest.

[@user-gw5qi5zu8i]

Nah, i'd say Sienna and Kruber do well Kerillian on the other hand feels untouched, do elfs have no pain treshold or something?

[@declicitous1763]

@@user-gw5qi5zu8i too egotistical to admit they got hit

[@Acesahn]

@@user-gw5qi5zu8i Sienna groaned in pain once, I'll give her that but Kruber? He sounds mildly annoyed and flustered, I sense no pain or injury.

[@Janfon1]

​@@Acesahn Consider him battle-scarred

[@Acesahn]

@@Janfon1 To goofy to die.

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

The only issue I have with these voicelines is that of the Ubersreik 5, only Saltzpyre actually seems hurt or in pain while they happen.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Having to deal with these idiots? You and I certainly would, as well...

[@Trickyboy1337]

They all had a bit of inconsistency in sounding pained, kruber and bardin and kerillian had very few. Sienna had a good couple, though!

[@Broken_Savior]

You'd feel pretty damn bad, too, if suddenly tripped by the Elf, unprovoked.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

@@Broken_Savior Fuckin' Elves

[@Overlord99762]

Bardin towards literally anyone else: It's okay, dawri, we get you up and WE FIGHT Bardin towards Kerillian: LMAO GIT GUT KNIFE EAR

[@martinmarzano1523]

>'He will help me, If I am worthy...' Jesus christ Saltz, that one hit hard He needs a hug and some cheering up

[@eggaroni]

THE ELF TRIPPED ME >:( AHHHH I love it. The characters and their lines in Vermintide will always put it above Darktide for me

[@groundzero1077]

1:12 "If you're looking for Kruber, Kerrilian's taken him up to the ruff"- Emperor's Eyes agent Andre Richardson

[@hammer1349]

Though I haven't heard the line, I'm guessing she's trying to be friendly

[@rocy9789]

there are also extra dialogues for getting 3 times hooked froma hookrat. heared it once with sienna getting hooked alot. salzpyre said something the like "you seem to like being captured. maybe i lock you up when we get back to the keep. for old times sake" its been years since i heared that

[@Janfon1]

That might be a V1 exclusive

[@rocy9789]

havnt played V1. i hope its still in V2. i swear at some point in the past a sienna got hooked on all hookrats we could find and the ubersreik made bonding jokes

[@Jinchuurikii95]

Still can happen in 2, playing fortunes and failing often leads to too many cws or hookrats active. Heard saltzpyre, Markus and sienna comment on bardin and kerillian getting hooked often. One of em "Bardin and hookrats, always Bardin and hookrats.

[@Overlord99762]

😨 Grimgi getting Kinki

[@Lightwork1307]

Saltzpyre will say something like 'are you trying to get caught on purpose, Kruber' and I can't remember what Krubers reply was but I'm confident it's in vermintide 2 and is a result of being hooked several times.

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

I love how Sienna and Satzy's relationship has evolved. Going from being mistrustful of one another to this back and forth jabbing but quiet respect for each other is my favorite thing. The way they can both get on each other's nerves but you can tell Saltz has an underlying appreciation of her. He says they aren't friends but we all know you cant hate Sienna that much.

[@Yonlop]

There was this line where Saltz said something, and Sienna took it as a sign of his affection. Afterwards, Saltz was flustered. If it helps, I was playing Warrior Priest at the time. Couldn't remember what were the lines.

[@ThatRandomDude204]

​@@Yonlop I think it was in Bogenhafen where Sienna talks about the use of fire to Saltz and he replies "Fire does lend itself to purification it is true" "Oh you old dog! You'll make me blush!" "WHAT!? You!- Silence!" May have butchered it but that's how it goes

[@nerdyvids1]

It's really clear to see too, both in goofy and serious dialogue. There's a line where he advises her to rejoin the imperial wizard colleges if she's cleared of her charges, a line where he's pleasantly surprised and clearly approving of her stance towards Tzeentchian sorcerers (aka burn them before they finish spouting their nonsense), and there's a keep conversation in particular that I love that ends with, "It is not you, but the power you wield that worries me. I fear that you are a slave to your flames and not the other way around. You, I would trust. But only a fool trusts a raging fire." He pretty much outright says that he respects her as a person, hopes that she will be found innocent when eventually brought to trial, but fears what she might become because of the way she uses her magic. A far cry from constantly screaming that she's a witch and heretic who he's only relying on because it's an emergency.

[@TheAussieBlue]

Sienna: be polite to the elf. Also Sienna: watch the grace of elves.

[@Smeelio]

I really like that Kerillian seems to enjoy Bardin throwing sarcasm back at her when he says "concern noted and appreciated"

[@KubinWielki]

The low-key hots that Saltzpyre and Sienna have for each other are quite evident in these interactions, and it's funny.

[@maxthepaladin2147]

I'll never get tired of Saltz and Sienna tsundere'ing all over eachother xD

[@FerretCuddles]

This is one of the methods some use to suss out a virgin; seeing "attraction" or sexual tension where there's none.

[@XSniper74184]

9:39 Kerillian giving us a rare glimpse of her soft side. As much as she'd hate to admit it, the elf does have a heart.

[@maxducks2001]

I cannot tell you how amazing it is to see one of my favorite content creators take one of my favorite games and mix it with my ALL TIME FAVORITE game, that is sadly the obscured middle child of the developer. (The game is Pyre by Supergiant Games, to anyone reading.) May the Scribes look favorably upon you, Janfon.

[@Janfon1]

Wish me luck on my True Nightwing playthrough

[@nerdyvids1]

Pyre is a game I love literally everything about except for the gameplay. I've never been able to get myself to actually finish it, which makes me sad because of how much I adore the characters and music.

[@FabioEnchilada]

​​@@Janfon1 Good luck, and keep up the good work (a bit late, I know).

[@jakemcgovern8633]

"Worthy or not, we'll help you up, Grimgi!" I frigging love these guys.

[@gabrielprestesfrombrazil1618]

The amount of times I heard this on a public game is quite unsettling

[@JopieA]

I don't think I've heard these once :/

[@TheChaos791]

Might have a better chance to hear them in lower difficulties since you die fast without healing in Legend or more, I don't know I didn't heard them too. The only ones I know for sure exists is getting too much time hooked or incapacited in a small time. I was laughing so hard when my Saltzpyre scream "STOP GETTING HOOOOKED !!!" toward a very unlucky Ironbreaker🤣

[@quashawnoftenesee]

i heard them alot in Random Legend Lobbies

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

3:27 is likely a response to the popular community theory that Kruber was illiterate, given some lines in V1 like "I don't really know books" when picking up the Grimoire. The lead writer came out in a blog and specifically disclosed he could read lol

[@SpittingSEA]

This is one of many reasons why I loved this game. So much bickering between the characters LOL

[@aspicboat]

and Darktide has barely any of this, such a downgrade

[@MoreImbaThanYou]

I can't believe Fatshark actually traded in those character dynamics for what we have now in Darktide. The Ubersreik five are downright iconic to me, and make for such a fantastic group.

[@cherrysoda4462]

They're never going to get as iconic as the Vermintide cast- but for what it's worth, I do quite enjoy the Darktide voices. Sure, they're just strapped to whatever character you want so there's no official continuity- but if you play with friends it's amazing to make your own.

[@seriousdraw]

Each personality is basically a character! I particularly like Savant and Agitator’s dynamic. They’re almost friends! Almost.

[@Scatmanseth]

They didn’t have much choice if they were going to make one class parties possible. It kinda stinks from a narrative pov but 40k is more grimdark than Fantasy so it makes sense that there’s even less camaraderie.

[@CyrusL]

They are two different settings tho special characters would never work in the exact setting we are in we are the penal squads in darktide doing suicide runs to earn another day of living

[@MoreImbaThanYou]

@@CyrusL Ofc it would work. The Ubersreik 5 are also just a bunch of misfits thrown together. They have personalities that play off each other.

[@DuneL00n]

the fact there is ten minutes worth of voice acting just for a situation that doesnt happen often just goes to show how much dedication went into this game compared to more recent releases..

[@vladislavivanov2334]

These five actors and people behind the script are what held the game during it's launch days and what makes me return after all these years.

[@kienesel7]

Bardin is such a possitive glint of radiance on this dank pool of rat.

[@danielfagan7088]

I love this so much. Need more interactions like this in Darktide

[@vojtechjanda9684]

Bardin being a supportive bro to Kruber when the Azumgi needs help! Also, with the clips edited in between some of the dialogues, I fully expected a clip from the Dead Parrot sketch when Bardin claimed "Bardin's fine, he's just having a rest"'!

[@Janfon1]

Remember Sigma(r) Male Mindset? (kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGOzcnaBopVlqZY) Here's the full thing. After 8 months in the making (not really), a compilation of dialogue that plays when you're downed three times in a row. From my own experience this seems to be unused in the game, I've never heard these in the game Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:06 - Kruber 2:04 - Kerillian 4:14 - Bardin 5:42 - Saltzpyre 7:59 - Sienna Music used: Pyre - To The Stars Pyre - Through The Valley Pyre - Flutter Fly

[@librarian5657]

Really ought to pin this one mate. Thanks nontheless

[@snewseater]

Never used to happen. I used to be a rock and stone (to the bone)

[@darykeng]

Rock and stone, brother!

[@genri3325]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??

[@connorparfrey9191]

FOR KARL

[@gleibeffrime2528]

ROCK! AND! STONE!

[@xzardas541]

You have invoked ROCK AND STONE, please stand aside, drop pod incomming!

[@kairosprods]

That Sigmar Grindset was majestic.

[@Mikisoq39]

Welcome to the Red Moon Inn, how tough are ya? "I've never heard any of these voice lines in my life"

[@chaosinc.382]

6:52 Kerillian's laugh being unbelievably precious again.

[@lennart_glimpsel]

i think i might rewatch this many many times. the perfect balance of content and memes.

[@zacharyrussell2367]

Even after all this time and hours played there’s still so much dialogue I’ve never even heard. The voice acting in this game really is a cut above the rest.

[@St33lStrife]

Bardin it's so damned wholesome and supportive, I love it

[@krausercruz2780]

Got to say i love how professional Kruber remains while talking to Saltspire, even when being a lil sassy he still calls him Sir What a gentleman.

[@ser-render-ser-vivor-ser-junn]

I love how much this feels lime a VT2 Visual Novel. That was a good throwback to Sigmar Grindset.

[@botep5529]

Bardin is just... The best

[@ouchiegiverjr]

Simple man, I hear the Pyre ost, I like.

[@Janfon1]

I extracted the music from the game, what you hear is my own dynamic mixes of acoustics, percussion, guitar, synth etc. Happy to see people enjoy it!

[@ArsonBoy5996]

I felt that final text block in my soul. Know that anytime I see works from you it's a welcome sight indeed!

[@BonkHazard]

I like to believe when they recorded 7:09 Saltzpyre's voice actor just showed up with a cold and they decided to do downed lines that day instead so as to not waste the opportunity for authenticity.

[@Greamzih]

From now on whenever I fall in a co-op game I say "I made a gallant sacrifice"

[@Janfon1]

A selfless deed I'm sure

[@CloudyMusik12]

Thanks, now I desperately want to play a Vermintide VN Excellent editing, I can see the blood sweat and tears that went into this that you sir are a perfectionist and love it

[@Janfon1]

Plus minus a few subtitle mishaps which I failed to spot, many thanks lol

[@Duct09]

Note that all the characters except Bardin joke on each other, but Bardin is always kind and does not laugh at anyone.

[@thegeneral2982]

I do have to say for most of these Tim (Saltzpyres VA) does put in a bit more effort of sounding more wounded. Not saying the others are bad for not putting in that extra detail. I absolutely love our merry little band, and hearing these voicelines for the first time is really funny because to my recollection I never heard them before. Fantastic video Janfon, thank you for putting in the hard work andnproviding highly entertaining content!

[@griffinwoofter7014]

The ones I’ve heard the least are lines for Kruber and Bardin going down. Saltzpyre second thanks to WP. People who play them are just blocks of tungsten I swear.

[@blackknightz5036]

>the knife ears trying to throw sass while downed Speak up, i can't hear you from all the way down there~

[@LazyLucael]

5:10 SHORT!?

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

THAT ELGI NEEDS A RECKONING

[@Overlord99762]

THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK, ELGI

[@maxthepaladin2147]

NO ALLIANCE

[@VRichardsn]

"And despite what ill-willed rumors say, I can read too!" Kruber is a treasure

[@JellyCubess]

"THE ELF TRIPPED ME!" is a line ive NEVER heard and omg its so funny

[@NikFlyer]

These lines are so well-written, Fatshark had fun with them for sure.

[@LegaLImmigrnt]

The amount of shade thrown at and by Kerillian.

[@majesticslug3399]

Just imagine a Cadian, a Ratling(or a Squat), an Ogryn, a Psyker and a former Sororitas in Darktide with history and backstories each their own. They could of had some seriously iconic characters. What a missed opportunity. 😢

[@BossEvasion]

Oh God, I'm getting Army of Two flashbacks, me and my brother played that game when we were both young and I... was a little bit detrimental to his progress. He even got an achievement for pulling my ass off the ground so many times. I only hope I've improved my self reliance... Anyway, cool way to compile the dialogue, makes it feel all the more profession. Even if the U5 are anything but professional.

[@ErtzertTheBear]

I saw this vid in my feed and was full expecting to hear "THE ELF'S HORIZONTAL!"

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

You can tell that the Ks are flirting with each other while Saltz and Sienna are resisting the urge to do so at this point.

[@wm1pyro604]

other games: being toxic to your teammates will result in a ban vermintide: shames your teammate for how much they suck

[@elrafa111]

5:10 was expecting Thorgrim to yell out SHORT?!

[@DuckieMcduck]

This video had an insane amount of extra effort to it and I appreciate it. The Visual Novel style of presentation really gives the context for the dialogue to shine. Scene transitions and the jokes were superb to keep it alive as well. Awesome work.

[@MajorDude421]

Kruber gets sassed by Kerillian: *Sad Kruber* P_P Kruber again gets sassed by Kerillian: *[A N G E R Y] KRUBER* Ò3Ó Love edits in between. X'D

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Also. I love the idea that this is literally just the ubersriek five stumbling home after emptying out a bar. Thus making "haven't touched a drop, i swear!" so much funnier

[@ardentfire3956]

Bardin was exiled for his failure, Kerillian on the other hand...

[@aydeeaychdee]

I always love dialogue shared between characters in games, it's a nice addition to their development and making them more than just things you play as

[@skythewolf35]

Damn everyone was really Supportive of Sienna

[@Obozo_Gaming]

"Witch! You'll die when I allow you to die!" -Saltzpyre, probably, idk.

[@oooeee5556]

6:15 Friendship. True friendship and companionship.

[@joemama114]

"By Sigmar a challenge indeed... Every minute... Every second." One of his most underrated lines.

[@nickflig]

Bloody hell, 1.5k hours and I've never heard pretty much all of these. And you've put them together in such a charming way - thanks for this!

[@GameRobberr]

I've never heard these ingame, these are great lol

[@kritikermessing4834]

Victor somewhere in the depths of his soul appreciates the whole team, but in every way does not show it. There is a feeling that he does not want other team members to know that he can doubt, feel and get any pleasure. I love him

[@blecao]

So basically the elf is a dick and the dwarf is a nice chap

[@medic7918]

Great work at collecting from files man. Thanks

[@SulphurMind]

3:48 Love how Saltz gave the order to pick her up just to SPITE her

[@maboilaurence8227]

Holy Sigmar that's Pyre's soundtrack, absolute gem of a masterpiece. Praise Sigmar, and the eight scribes when you have the time.

[@literallyalois2966]

Amazing renders hahaha! They make it seem like a visual novel hahaha!

[@goatmagnum]

Lots of Kerillian slander going on, and I'm here for it.

[@diegog6240]

I love the dialogs!! They're so fun!!

[@paytonthornton1404]

Love all the victor lines I found him the least interesting when I started playing vermintide but now he’s like my favourite character to play and also overall haha

[@DrXance]

thanks to those jokes you put inside!! i don´t normally see the full video of just voicelines

[@PsychoYandere]

This reminds me of how me and my buddies act when one of us goes down in these games, always so quick to gloat over each other's mistakes to rub the salt in.

[@velrez9319]

got here randomly but i appreciate your time and effort in this video brother ,

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

Some do animation cancels, I do voice line cancels. "THAT ONE'S MIIIIIII-drengbarazi, Im a bit... banged up."

[@sehtgoblin]

I love this new format!

[@ShrimpGaslight]

"Elf is quickly becoming a liability" My thoughts exactly when one player running a lv15 elf just kept getting downed in a legend Chaos Wastes run

[@UncleAsmos2005]

Why are you even playing Legend Runs with a lvl 15?

[@ShrimpGaslight]

@@UncleAsmos2005 No me lol, some other pub that joined somebody's game.

[@howiedenaven]

Kerillian’s downed transition was delightful.

[@arxidiax2arxidiax276]

“Some of us aren’t so near to the ground, dwarf” “And it is LOVELY down here, I think you’ll agree?” DEAD

[@silentsnow7310]

Elves being the worst people, and Dwarves being the best people, as is expected.

[@easyyo6784]

thank you for making this. its fun ^^

[@wegetalittledevious]

i love the group counter sassing kerillian when she gets downed

[@vanigliacarogna6962]

The banter is so damn good in this game, it makes me wish for a bioware style rpg with the umbersreik 5