Japanese Microwave Meals

Trying 6 frozen Japanese meals that can be cooked with a microwave
1. Thin Crust Pizza with Rich Cheese
2. Sanuki Ichiban Ebiten Udon
3. Cabbage Pancake
4. Squid Mixed Pancake
5. Ohmy Big Seafood Lover
6. Deep Fried Squid Takoyaki

[@oweeb5909]

I had a micro stroke after seeing that sad pizza

[@theunsure6360]

Lol

[@shazuzrqt7985]

Italian?

[@mixibo]

Pun intended????!

[@shadu931]

you could say it was a *microwave* stroke.

[@youxarexmyxsunshine]

lol 😂

[@waseirge]

0:35: “A yummy looking slice of pizza” 1 min later: 👁👄👁

[@kiranchan5572]

lmao

[@kkd3835]

👁👄👁

[@kosovartupac9579]

Looks like old cheese on a large stale biscuit

[@likumohanty2119]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DaWattBoom]

👁👄👁 💧. 💧

[@code07sam]

Back when I was living in Tokyo, my mom sometimes brought that kind of frozen pizza after work. A bit hard to chew, but since we were poor when we were there, it taste like premium pizza in our mouth!

[@d9gepro2]

Dang i feel the same, my father would buy me food that needs to be microwaved Edit: It has been years after that event, probably 13 it makes me sad since my father isn't here anymore Edit 2:my favourite microwave food my father buys me is takoyaki

[@euphoriaaaa3900]

@@d9gepro2 Rest in peace

[@kiyomasa3146]

@@d9gepro2 man this is a food channel not a funeral

[@EruPii93]

That pizza should've been toasted or something, not microwaved.

[@arikakarin2323]

I don't think it will save it either... It is sad

[@EruPii93]

@@arikakarin2323 Well yeah, the pizza itself will still be sad but at least it would've had a relatively better taste.

[@Josuh]

That pizza never had any chance, poor thing

[@xshinigamixmpx3816]

I used to cook them in a frying pan and they would turn out great haha

[@marshmallows394]

or microwaved it with a cup of water on the side?

[@lapislazuli2339]

The Sanuki Ichiban Ebiten Udon doesn’t even look like real food when you first opened it, it’s more like these samples they make for display

[@AshPatch07]

Honestly!!! Even when he cooked it in the microwave it still looked fake I rather just get the real deal for a little more money

[@far_08]

Time stamp?

[@Zukos_honor]

@@far_08 2:09

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

I thought the same 🤔🤔🤔

[@Lleifr]

Seems kinda normal to me

[@hex_ur]

DancingBacons: *speeds up the microwaving scenes* Japanese Microwaving Meals: *You spin me right round, baby, right round...*

[@richardbahan5449]

🤣

[@redivy9805]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emma1075]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(chain?)

[@hex_ur]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@evilreveluv5120]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@svenlozer1861]

The other foods were fine especially the Takoyaki,but over 4$ for the 1st one is way too.........

[@DirtyRobot]

Probably imported so costs more.

[@styrofoamandgasoline]

Way overcooked. His fault.

[@rachael4512]

@@styrofoamandgasoline it wouldn't have been nice anyway. The base looks like the bread you get in pizza lunchables. I guess all microwave meals are unappetising anyway, the soggy tempura prawn looked bad too.

[@styrofoamandgasoline]

Rachael still. The solids and butterfat separated creating a disgusting rubbery cheese.

[@ryutuk7534]

I see a content that will get recommend to everyone in 6 years

[@yuyang3247]

HAHA

[@rawangamal270]

hello people in 2026

[@cheshire8659]

How's the weather there in 2026?

[@uhdiva]

we are getting too lazy nowadays, soon we'll end up like the plot of wall-e

[@RaMZes9722]

Not with those prices on that shit

[@hazelchae]

i dont want to eat bottled food tho 🤢

[@NandevaIndioMaluco]

@@hazelchae ever thought that those baby food purée paste (I’m brazilian I don’t know the word) is those bottled food things

[@thatwierdkid.]

The way he's saying... "It's tasty" "I'm enjoying this" I can't help but pity him 🤣🤣🤣

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

It's like he was being held at gunpoint when he wrote it

[@tmrttrn]

it's literally bread with cheese... it can't be unsatisfying

[@wallywalrus17]

This has to be the most depressing food i’ve ever seen.

[@ClaireCamsel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@minsugageniusjjangjjangman2534]

Exactly bro

[@kittydestroyer1]

Once you get microwavable food the depression has already started

[@Negawatttttttt11]

Except that udon, damn eating that late at night is delicious

[@sujantran]

The sound of the microwave going in 2x speed gives me brain radiation feels

[@lifezzgaming]

Normal countries : Blueberry pancake, raspberry pancake Japan: *C a b b a g e P a n c a k e , S q u i d M i x e d P a n c a k e*

[@4stupidletters]

Ig that’s cuz it’s not rlly sweet nd it’s more savoury

[@hotpikachu]

It isnt actually a pancake they just call it that

[@lifezzgaming]

@@4stupidletters okay I’m sorry....

[@lifezzgaming]

@@hotpikachu yea..

[@4stupidletters]

@@lifezzgaming omg dont be sorry-

[@VannieEats]

Food in japan is on another level. Even the microwave meals look so tasty!😍😋

[@Cytoplasm_]

That pizza did not look tasty lol

[@euphoriayeah]

Matt Rampone i agree

[@aliakbar1697]

@@Cytoplasm_ fr

[@almsecurity2857]

Ha ha and they are tasty

[@telracsazyl1243]

Japan?

[@bat2718]

*i feel like they froze bunch of foods that weren't supposed to be frozen*

[@ariannapac6535]

😂

[@joey9378]

Sometimes you should microwave them in the packets so it keeps the moisture, perhaps it would have been a good idea for the pizza. Also if the packaging gets big like a balloon you should get it out, because the air puffed up the packaging and it will pop if you do not get it out in time. I do not know what will happen if it pops so be careful. If you think the packaging has any metal, please do not microwave.

[@GoomerNotABoomer]

I can't read Japanese but I think the cooking instructions said to not microwave the package that's what the pictures looked to me

[@LegocrazeZ]

Glad to see you staying home more because of the pandemic. These videos are just as entertaining!

[@lordfaladar6261]

I'll take your word for it but they all kind of looked disappointing to me

[@jasonhoffmann5971]

In my country is it 4:29 am bruh

[@eternalis5891]

@Lord Faladar indeed

[@whackasshoe2148]

Guido Hoffmann England?

[@adammorris9008]

Pretty sure that all microwave meals are seasoned with a little despair.

[@okaysam8545]

@@jasonhoffmann5971 go fuck yourself

[@anelesselena]

Japan: *does something* Hundreds of thousands of people watching this channel: Interesting.

[@Mk5mango]

That pizza looks more sad than I do during the holidays

[@nin-nin24]

The pizza looks sad because when using a microwave, you can’t have the beep going off. According to studies, you have to stop the timer before it hits 0 for the best taste.

[@GoldenBoy.17]

Uh what?

[@far_08]

What does it have to do with that? Does like the signals of microwave beep make the pizza turn steam into water and make it soggy or smthin?!

[@Klosop]

That doesn't make any sense

[@okaeri80]

When your joke is too shit

[@bee4070]

dude, give them a rest! it was funny, all of yall r/whoooosshhhhhhh

[@BeastlyHusla]

bruh that pizza for $4.. in the UK you can get a full 12" magherita pizza for that price.

[@CoyoteDaisy]

From where 😆 🤣

[@stefthorman8548]

@@CoyoteDaisy in the US you can get freshly baked pizza for 5$ from little caesars.

[@Purple_haired_cleric]

I have just finished dinner one hour ago, but guess who's hungry again...

[@mart2942]

Me

[@mariaeduardadeaquinosantos4647]

Us

[@Lemieux_channel]

Big mood😫

[@bhairabsarma8431]

Me

[@ysapearl19]

Anime Is Shit haha shut up

[@HS-ho4qc]

when i saw the noodles on the second one i was like ThAt DoOd ThIcC aS Fu-

[@rizalali5990]

1:26 tyrophobia crying when see this

[@zibeeyui5320]

It's like 3 am, and I'm so hungry that I even find that depressing pizza appetizing.

[@menreikichan8291]

Lol xD

[@aghnadash9638]

I literally got six ads before this video even started yt needs to chill

[@leefylove]

right?? the ads have been crazy lately!

[@sola9219]

Might be the change of 10 minute mark to 8 minute mark

[@rpretzel9825]

Yeah no wonder why people use adblocker

[@xinchen1395]

“Honey, what are we having for dinner?” *”holey* pizza”

[@thefuck859]

im dead

[@AlbertusVanSchalkwyk]

The packaging of these makes so much more sense to what we have locally. Just a simple layer of tinfoil. Locally, frozen food has a cardboard sleeve, with an expensive extra layer on it to take the printing, and then a layer of plastic wrap, and then a plastic, or tin or cardboard box. It ends up being so expensive, I only buy it when I have unexpected guests overnight and need to feed them.

[@anon768ij]

When you microwave food, always put a cover on it

[@laugheveryday5870]

why

[@squeemcgee1086]

@@laugheveryday5870 avoid spattering

[@sfcipher5254]

Will I try those? 1. Thin Crust Pizza with Rich Cheese - Nope 2. Sanuki Ichiban Ebiten Udon - Yes 3 Cabbage Pancake - Nope 4. Squid Mixed Pancake - Nope 5. Ohmy Big Seafood Lover - Maybe 6. Deep Fried Squid Takoyaki - Yes Thanks.

[@MaeaCh]

@Yosh065 a true man of no culture

[@AnastasiaLUVSU]

@@MaeaCh Shut up weab.

[@loonaroaches]

@Yosh065 calm down

[@TMWill-fi5fy]

Definite NO on the last one, it has gross ass mayo 😷

[@user-ti2xi9bd4u]

1:52 “It’s hard and no melty cheese 🧀 like the picture.” 💀 💀 💀

[@syafirarosli9811]

not me laughing when he pulled out the pizza from the microwave 😭😭😭🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻

[@ogami1972]

i really like to see instructions for "low"-powered microwaves. here in the US, everyone assumes you have an 1100watt oven, sometimes even telling you that only an 1100 watt oven will cook the item safely.

[@jimbo-fk4dq]

True. I like to use microwavewatt.com to readjust time for the microwave wattage.

[@JohnathanN28]

@jimbo 2346 I think microwavecalculator.com is better, but it’s my opinion though

[@Piikaachuu1203]

The one at my house is pretty high

[@joequezada1279]

You should have eaten the pizza wrapper and thrown the "pizza" out.

[@moonhead4057]

Lmaooo

[@ellerocvisionz]

😂😂💀

[@sjami738]

Lmfao 😹😹

[@eatingwithkarenglish7462]

Haha 😂

[@fishman585]

yes wrapper very tasty even though my friends die from it guess they loved it so much

[@rythmicness]

I have tried so many meals from what you show here, thanks for showing me the cool corner of instant food! Will always be a fan!

[@Zancity6666]

do you live in Japan? i have a question :D

[@rythmicness]

@@Zancity6666 yes I do!

[@user-ku7oq1qe7k]

Nessquick Lucky! Do you get all of these from a local shopping center or can you order it?

[@rythmicness]

@@user-ku7oq1qe7k I normally go to the Central market of my town, they have a store full of this kind of thing! I love it as I hate cooking but love food. P.S if u looked at my channel and said, that boi doesn't look very Japanese! I was born in the UK, moved to Japan a couple years back.

[@Zancity6666]

@@rythmicness ah i wanted to know whether these meals are considered expensive in Japan!

[@mari_aaah2410]

„So cute, everything is stuck together“ frozen food: wellll😅😊💪🏻

[@Andy-ge8jo]

海外でも日本の冷食は買えるんですね🎵チルドピザはオーブンで作る方が美味しく出来ます。それにしてもレンジで作れるのは便利で助かります☺️

[@PS_Girl_Gamer]

I laughed that the microwave going: ✨You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby right round round round ✨

[@mrsdatlast8874]

I am just glad people are finding joy in these hard times stay safe

[@manishathakur9527]

Italians after looking at the pizza: mama mia what is that monstrosity!

[@ashunirvan5614]

More than the food the packaging amazes me

[@かずのこパン-y2g]

冷凍ピザはチーズ少なすぎるから自分で足す派

[@zzaayan]

That thumbnail makes me want to invert my pancreas

[@jayantam1049]

So basically everything except the "Tempura Udon" was a scam !!!!!!

[@c001Ba30nDuD]

The takoyaki looked literally like how an actual takoyaki is supposed to be. The filling inside is usually small to save costs on them.

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

He liked the takoyaki too

[@InsaneLadXIVMk2]

The takoyaki too wasn't a scam

[@bendyexpert1239]

No the noodles looked decent, I think the pizza was one of the worst.

[@PhuongTran-wx7jf]

4:25 when the Taco started spinning it fast it got me laughing omg😂😂😂

[@benruiz3191]

Its 2am and im watching someone eat a microwave squid pancake. What am i doing with my life

[@dearatecharot9663]

U should put water in a saucer or glass when u are reheating a bread or pizza to make it moist. Even when reheating rice its good too! 😊

[@faridadamoe3572]

"So cute, everything is stuck together" I'm subscribing 😍

[@Pitters_Only]

You over cooked the pizza I’ve had the same one and looked way different did mine 1:30 seconds

[@早乙女愛梨]

たこ焼🐙は同じやつ、いつも冷凍庫にスタンバイしてる。外はカリカリ、中はトロトロで美味しいですよね。欲を言えば🐙を大きくしてほしいなぁ

[@ポン酢-w1h]

それな、実際のたこ焼き店もそうやけど10年くらい前からタコの値上がりとかもあってめっちゃ小さくなってる。もっと食べ応えのあるタコ欲しいよね

[@softservesmoothie]

3:01 dAncIng iN tHe mIcrOwAvE

[@realog868]

Gotta be the first ever video of a Japanese stuff that couldn't meet the expectations of a Wrapper.

[@MK-fz6jv]

コメント欄がピザやばwwっていうのばっかりで笑ったwwwww もっとマシなのあるから！！😂😂

[@stava23]

やっと日本人見つけました！

[@MK-fz6jv]

@@stava23 (^-^)/

[@IRL_randalivory]

the takoyaki actually looks promising but i still prefer those bought outside

[@Sangha100]

I don't know why after reading the comments about to laugh..I'm just laughing seeing every second of this video without any reason!

[@krishnapitale2710]

Okay I would say this noodles 7:07 looks really good 😋

[@elizabethluke8697]

Tastes bland

[@11anh45]

Who's watching this in the middle of the night.... I'M HUNGRY

[@vini_the_human]

damm u have low standards for what is edible

[@nguyentung255]

Looking at him bringing the tempura and noodles up close almost make me pull my face mask down.

[@power5able]

The cheese pizza makes me feel uncomfortable..all the little holes thingy

[@bindup.s3848]

It looks like a truck ran over that pizza 😂

[@unicorn_masteryt1640]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Me:wait we got the same microwave

[@udon_soup2309]

why they look so good

[@kendrapaulinagarciacastill4276]

That was a hard ass pizza crust😂😂😂

[@desk_kun9869]

America microwave meal: we taste so good Japanese microwave meal: *laugh in microwave*

[@desk_kun9869]

Yes im asian too

[@desk_kun9869]

Microwave is expensive

[@gerymontoya2393]

America : "Gordon Ramsay destroying microwave" Meanwhile in Japan : "Chef Mike goes beep beep beep"

[@darkqueen8536]

Truth be told the last one looks amazing

[@reddiamondclasher5048]

Dancing bacon: ohh nice photo,this is gonna a best microwave pizza Pizza: hold my cheese dear....

[@WORLD-STAR670]

WARNING FOR PEOPLE WITH TRYPOPHOBIA, SKIP TO 2:08 THE PIZZA HAS WAAY, TOO MANY HOLES

[@ishdx9374]

stop misleading people, the trypophobia part ends at 1:27

[@WORLD-STAR670]

@@ishdx9374 No it doesn't..

[@ishdx9374]

@@WORLD-STAR670 yes it does

[@antaradas4960]

@@ishdx9374 no it doesn't

[@cookwithciaaa]

Thank you dear

[@Aerivyant]

Did you just microwave the plastic wrap with it ?!?!

[@TheyForgotMySalad]

This video is 11 months old with almost 3K comments, so I doubt DancingBacons will see this, but I want you to know that your videos bring so much peace and tranquility into my life. I love food from around the world, and I am a big fan of ASMR videos, so your content feels like it was made just for me to enjoy, which makes me feel special when I watch, especially when I am feeling lonely or sad. I love starting one of your videos, taking my tablet to the kitchen and making a quick snack while I watch and drool, lol. Thank you so much for everything you do.

[@luisanascimento3]

What a lovely comment! I feel the same, no matter what I'm every night watching after the dinner to sleep, but, sometimes I sleep late because it's so funny to see all these videos. I'm from Brazil, and here don't have all these foods, I want to try to eat a meal like that one day.

[@Lymeng5777]

3:00 I though the microwaves was broken for a second 🤣

[@itspugsley8203]

The party that the teacher hyped up 0:35 vs. the actual party 1:32

[@chent8817]

The fact that dude just put the fork with bonito flakes straight to the table-

[@annacrowell7837]

that pizza made me laugh wayyyy too hard

[@mythologyseeker949]

I feel like that pizza has some disease or something😂😂

[@ririariee]

his iconic balcony.

[@jenjen_oreo]

Everybody be talking about the pizza but nobody is talking about how he used a fork and a spoon on those takoyaki at the end.

[@dashekdashek3360]

in order to have a better tasting pizza from microwave, put a small glass with water next to pizza and it will be much better, not as sloppy etc.

[@sannaspjuth]

Wait this is actually pretty interesting

[@anisnora3754]

You know what i watch your channel when i 12years old now i am 16years old🥺🥺i really ii like your video🥺

[@thatpengman]

finally someone else who spams the +30 seconds button even if its horribly inefficient

[@benscilantro7207]

Teacher: you missed all your assignments this week! What were you doing? Me: I watched a guy microwave stuff and go to different vending machines in Japan.

[@northumbriabushcraft1208]

Being in lockdown has deprived me of takoyaki (along with tayaki, red bean buns, ramune, sushi, mochi and all the Japanese and Taiwanese foods i would travel into the city to buy) that takoyaki looked really soft but still good.

[@oishijunia1969]

Post twists : It wasn't a pizza but a pizza flavored pancake.

[@Orlilover4]

I actually add the sauce, and extras after its cooked, so like, without the water.

[@cassandrareddy]

I want to try the udon, the cabbage pancake and the last one

[@ligeringspirit1133]

Budget meal is my favourite because i remember last time i eat a tin food sardine with 2 eggs it taste bad but i love it

[@samtenchoden8659]

I’m sure Gordon Ramsay would slap with beeps if he see this microwave meals😄

[@mhmyesyes938]

Japan has every thing to microwave

[@MrSunshinesunshine]

You should heat up that pizza a little more. The package said add every 10sec when it’s not cooked enough. I tried that pizza and if you melt the cheese it’s not bad at all.

[@-Clueless-]

I’m gonna go check to see if this can be ordered online.

[@kobeatic]

the pizza is a type of phobia

[@djmac7342]

That pizza made me laugh like a crazy person lol that cheese disappeared 😂

[@BenRajan]

First time seeing a microwave without a ten key numberpad on it.

[@richasingh6388]

I like how it is all silently shown...

[@FemDeku1969]

if you ever do another type of pizza in the microwave put a paper plate on top of it and cook it for less time than it says by a few seconds it will be worth it

[@Ja-uu9ep]

That pizza triggered my fight or flight

[@impostertoast3780]

Whenever you cook frozen food in microwave keep some water in cup so that the food will have life in it!