WOW this game is bad. I really hope you all enjoy this video, it was very difficult to make. A big thank you goes out to every one that kept me sane on twitch. If you'd like to hang out in the future, give a follow, I stream often! www.twitch.tv/jarek4gamingdragon Edit: To all the idiots trying to tell me "THE KEYPAD WORKED DUMBASS YOU DIDN'T PRESS ENTER." No, no the keypad did not work. The numbers weren't even being inputted. You can see an asterisk pop up on the keypad when it does work. You think I didn't try pressing enter before? Use your brain.
@temple66175 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for you
@thatterminatorguy45655 жыл бұрын
Please can u check out The Pariah (2003)!
@MRVAST-op7sg5 жыл бұрын
He should try bet on soldier, and see if that’s any better or worse
@temple66175 жыл бұрын
@@MRVAST-op7sg what's that game?
@MRVAST-op7sg5 жыл бұрын
John Walker it’s a kinda crappy game that I think was made in France and well here’s the plot, also it’s a sequel to iron storm which is way crappier than bet on soldier. Bet on Soldier is set on an alternate Earth in the year 1998, during a war that has lasted for 80 years (which is ww1) and shows no signs of ever stopping. Every aspect of society revolves around warfare. Everyone earns their income through war; all men are paid soldiers, and women and the elderly work in the weapons manufacturing industry. The world is in a perpetual state of war between two competing power blocs: from the West, the Western Republic Federation (WRF), and from Asia, the United Asian Nations (UAN). The populace seeks solace from this grim world mainly through escapist television entertainment, with the most popular programming being "Bet On Soldier", in which elite soldiers face off against each other in one-on-one deathmatches, and where viewers can wager on the outcome of the fights. Even though this game isn’t that good it has a pretty kick as idea of a alternate time line and has some serious fallout vibes which kinda gives me an idea of what the wars in fallout would’ve looked like.
@davidpiksi5 жыл бұрын
Why does the assault rifle clip through the HUD while you walk? How does that even happen
@SpecShadow5 жыл бұрын
flaws in slav magic of developement nothing serious tbh
@Tienhamir1005 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee that now. I can't stop staring
@MRVAST-op7sg5 жыл бұрын
Kinda neat...in a way
@luigimaster1115 жыл бұрын
The HUD is just a shadeless 3d object that's locked to the camera's location and rotation. A lot of game dev beginners tutorials use this method for a quick and easy HUD implementation,, but it could also be the result of an engine limitation.
@AssassinsCreedRev44 жыл бұрын
Its because he fucked up the FOV
@KurokishiOcelot5 жыл бұрын
Jerek: Why am I here? Just to suffer?
@kolegth4 жыл бұрын
It's Jarek
@kolegth4 жыл бұрын
@Spy jörok
@hamizanyunos15024 жыл бұрын
Maybe it is becoming a trend to see media reviewers rant about how much they hate a media product. Another man's suffering another person's pleasure or Christopher Hitchens once said that jokes must always be at someone else expense. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/ComedicSociopathy
@worksv35 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your suffering. The stream was one of the most enjoyable so far. ....Aside from getting lost every ten minutes and the game making it impossible to progress at stupid moments. At least the weapon designs and ragdoll physics were decent.
@nopushbutton5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was alerted guards yelling out "We've got red code!"
@flippedoutkyrii5 жыл бұрын
Only thing I like about this game is the genuinely unique shotgun and the intro where our main hero just blunty admits to the security guard why he is there and he just scoffs it off as a bad joke. Also, The game ends with such an anti-climax, it renders the players whole journey a moot point.
@bovinleephann5 жыл бұрын
Is it really so easy?
@JOHNATANMCSPACIMM5 жыл бұрын
12:52 Every MW multiplayer executions but are all performed by Jarek
@derweiehelge90875 жыл бұрын
On the thumbnail I at first read: Analysis How bad is Reality
@hleotanhleotan28195 жыл бұрын
ITS AWFUL
@LowSkillSurvival5 жыл бұрын
Number 3. Hope it wasn't as tough to record as Cryostasis.
@gabrielohim1544 жыл бұрын
"You're a dreamer Frank, but in fac-Well im also nearly Sor-" PEW PEW
@gabrielloko300005 жыл бұрын
"IT'S REALLY SO EASY???" Ohh booooooy that monotone voice got me
@tristanjacobucci Жыл бұрын
Speed run this bad boy! MoistCritical just issued a 10,000 challenge!
@coffee00935 жыл бұрын
"Not even the rocket launcher reliably kills people" Excuse me but how do you fuck up a rocket launcher? It's like FPS 101
@성재환-d7i5 жыл бұрын
Comments : stop bitching about it! This game is 10-year-old! Dr. jekyll and mr hyde : let me introduce my self
@jasonscarborough945 жыл бұрын
So in the games perspective, 8 years in the future (at time of release), at least one company would suddenly have technology 200+years in advance of what we actually got in 2016. Well except for the guns
@NerdyGam3r5 жыл бұрын
Attempt #10: Play Pariah and/or Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green
@volsavious23195 жыл бұрын
I remember playing land of the dead on the OG Xbox and it was so blurry it made my head hurt
@RomanGen1 Жыл бұрын
So... i'm a one of developers of this game (also Liquidator2 and Utopia City) i in charge of Bots ( animation, navigation, some of AI). So, i agree, for almost all. I just want to note: bot's cant see through glass, its bug, but still. Bots trying to find a place where they can attack, somtimes they cant, thats why they looks so stupid, but they can even avoid line of fire of each other, navigate amid dynamic obstacles, but who cares, if player kill them in few seconds :)
@julioji7754 Жыл бұрын
Hm got any hints for MoistCritical's speed run challenge ? lol
@dumpylumpo5525 Жыл бұрын
What happened to the developers, why did the studio just disappear
@Equ1no0x Жыл бұрын
@@dumpylumpo5525 According to the information on an old russian forum, the owner ran out of funds (it also was hinted he has sick, but could have been a mistranslation). The whole company was a mess, since the departments didn't seem to communicate with each other.
@AlbertHamik1 Жыл бұрын
Say Roman, if you're around to read this, we in the Exodus running scene that is still active after that recent challenge mentioned above have been trying to figure out what the heck QTE was? Apparently the game engine for all three Parallax Arts games released was called the Riposte Engine, but sometime a few years prior to Exodus' release there was this acronym(?) being thrown around on the Parallax Arts and toolsmedia sites for a QTE thing that seems to be what eventually became Exodus. The international version of Exodus has QTE in its command console descriptor as opposed to "Riposte Engine" seen in the older Russian release along with the other two Riposte Engine titles. QTE shows up in other places too. So yeah, any clue what QTE was? Thanks.
@will_mcdermott Жыл бұрын
Y’all know why we’re here
@hritikchainwal6576 Жыл бұрын
speedrunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@ExtraordinaryBoris3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say. i found your channel maybe last week and i have been enjoying the content of these old obscure games. I was born on 91 so the retroness is in my body
@Jarekthegamingdragon3 жыл бұрын
'91 gang
@kylekenney19074 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, that shotgun spitting out 3 shells at once is actually pretty cool
@Cthulhuzohavaitfseh5 жыл бұрын
90 cents in Russian Steam. ;)
@deathsyth88884 жыл бұрын
Ah, good ole fashion SlavJank ™ I see. This would make Civvie proud. Or intensely hate it. Either or.
@ThommyofThenn5 жыл бұрын
Does he remind anyone else of Ian Gun Jesus?
@AbysmalRapture5 жыл бұрын
He's Ian's long lost brother, Jarek Game Jesus
@jeremy81895 жыл бұрын
Other forgotten weapons fans on a gaming channel? This algorithm is craaaazzzyyy 😂
@ThommyofThenn5 жыл бұрын
@@jeremy8189 finally social media that actually connects me with interesting people 😂
@4Deadserious4 жыл бұрын
@@jeremy8189 He is the way and the light, and the light is occasionally muzzle flash.
@pinkboy1181 Жыл бұрын
Charlie has now challenged us 😅
@SplotchTheCatThing3 жыл бұрын
How the heck did I miss this? It involves Jarek suffering for goodness sake! ...or, did youtube just forget I already watched something, yet again...
@darrellgardner45613 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry. That shotgun design is amazing. OK maybe not the design it's self, but the animation for ejecting 3 shells at once just looks so cool.
@burningsheep4473 Жыл бұрын
Agreed, the strange double barrel from Vivisector is another interesting one.
@carlosseda94555 жыл бұрын
You fucking killed me with the "Fooking garbage" lmao
@darrellgardner45613 жыл бұрын
Weirdly specific but, for some reason, the why the mouths move really minds me of the teleprompter scene from Bruce almighty. Like they move Weirdly fast and awkwardly. Especially the very first cut scene shown with the guy on the screen. I don't know, for some reason that popped into my head
@slashinghades73475 жыл бұрын
The level design alone , from what I've seen from your streams, pissed me off.
@Takimeko Жыл бұрын
Bafflingly enough, according to the credits they somehow got J.S. Gilbert in the voice cast, including having him voice the main character. He's famously been the voice of Sweet Tooth in Twisted Metal: Black.
@robertelmore36165 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect a Military Arms Channel shoutout. Based.
@Fangu-Povyzas5 жыл бұрын
Consider making a video about Clive Barker's Jericho? Honestly, i think it didn't deserve the hate it got.
@HimHawJimJam5 жыл бұрын
The voice acting reminds me of the comedic timing on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. Like it’s almost bad on purpose?
@butterdogestarwars67094 жыл бұрын
All 3 shells coming out of the shotgun looks amazing
@stefanpark17885 жыл бұрын
LOLz at that hallway level. I got stuck there as well. It's bloody terrible!
@UGRRetribution4 жыл бұрын
I'd have also mentioned that Frank dies from a three foot jump down. Or even less. He's extremely prone to fall damage.
@deldude1412 Жыл бұрын
Worse than Master Chief's fall damage tolerance in Halo CE
@kousis37595 жыл бұрын
i actually had recommended this game, but i doubt he has seen my comment. thanks for covering this one up jarek.
@maxfullerton52283 жыл бұрын
Just love the content. Awesome. Only gaming channel I watch at all because the retroness and jareks expertise. And of course because Jarek is fooking on point.
@115spt25 жыл бұрын
Man I wish You had more subs it seems like you only get like 20k subs per 4-6 months You deserve more Jarek
@MasterControl90original5 жыл бұрын
I actually like the general look of this game, even if it was a little outdated, it's problems are all relative to design mistakes... With an actual lead designer maybe this game could have been way better.
@Tavernadolobo Жыл бұрын
Speedrun time
@samz86915 жыл бұрын
Maybe do the Death to Spies series? its a bit like a ww2 Russian hitman-style game, they're on steam.
@Normalguy16905 жыл бұрын
Anybody ever remember the PS2 game were you play as the blue dude with Vietnam styled combat gear and you come out of these like drills from the ground I think in your invasion and everyone basically gets wiped out bar you.
@vladalexan5 жыл бұрын
Rogue warrior?
@TheOro445 жыл бұрын
Rogue Trooper
@vladalexan5 жыл бұрын
@@TheOro44 oh, yes, I wrote warrior accidentally. What a mess of a game that was. Also both have the same developer, so it's kinda funny that way
@TheOro445 жыл бұрын
@@vladalexan have yet to play it, at least the profanity in rogue warrior's first 2 or so levels was entertaining to a degree, heh
@vladalexan5 жыл бұрын
@@TheOro44 it's so bad it somehow loops back into good territory
@vdayucla5 жыл бұрын
Jarek, something about your visage has stuck with me for a long time. With today's video, it finally dawned on me: Are you the Ascended Prophet Kane from the Brotherhood of Nod?
@Zipotricks4 жыл бұрын
Oh god you son of a bitch, cant unsee that. Im Jealous now, he looks like fucking badass kane and I look like a donkey.
@jackietang37895 жыл бұрын
Them cutscenes fall into the "so bad it's good" category
@vibesmagma84515 жыл бұрын
I just find it funny that elevators can be blocked by body parts
@burningsheep4473 Жыл бұрын
It's one of these FPS' I eventually started running into after having played a number of underrated ones by mostly dead developers. You are empty, Vivisector, Necrovision are all pretty good and even Chaser has enough good to mostly counteract the bad. Exodus of the Earth I honestly stopped playing after that really annoying section where you are supposed to execute some unclear action in a large room while the enemies are constantly respawning. Other cases more or less like this were Red Ocean, Hellforces, Dusk 12, Alpha Prime and some others. The Stalin Subway (Metro-2) was ok, but the epxansion Red Veil seems to suffer from some kind of problem with the difficulty. It's an unbelievable quickload-fest. Psychotoxic wasn't great, but included some interesting ideas. I didn't play Dreamkiller long, but it might also be worth a look. It's by the team that made Painkiller-Overdose if I remember correctly. I'm probably forgetting about some others. Anyway, while I think you are a bit too harsh on Chaser I had a difficult time finding much to like in this one. Yeah yeah, I know it's three years old :-)
@MasterSoto Жыл бұрын
No dude, Chaser was an absolute fuckshow. It's worse than this game is.
@SpecShadow5 жыл бұрын
9:40 oh boy, a Sierra's School of Gaming Development (use everything on everything), you're in hell man.... That game somehow reminds me Psychotoxic, you should give it a shot. Or Devastation, you know - that game with Eminem on the cover :] 13:00 criticizing old games is valid, the problem is - new games are not always better than old games.
@icemaster9728 Жыл бұрын
The reason the number pad didn't work the first time is because you didn't press "enter".
@Jarekthegamingdragon Жыл бұрын
No, it was just straight up not inputting any thing. You can see nothing come up with I click the numbers.
@icemaster9728 Жыл бұрын
@@JarekthegamingdragonOh, you mean the three dots. Yeah, you're right, they didn't appear the first time. My bad.
@BoydWillemsen3 жыл бұрын
"Where the fuck do I go games", someone watched the AVGN in the past ;)
@threecats82194 жыл бұрын
If you want another Exodus from the Earth type game, there is Alpha Prime. (If you want a good game that many folk didn't like but do now, Sniper Ghost Warrior 3. I think it's because those who don't shell out on release are playing it now. Those that look for a good game at a good price. It does have the odd bug like a 'time of day' bug, which can be fixed with a mod. Plus I found I had to re-equip my tool to F very regularly.)
@FinalLuigi5 жыл бұрын
This game at least has an ending. MorphX, also a Russian game, has the main character defeat a giant alien, monologues to himself about how he has no future other than to fight "The Swarm" themselves while he walks down a road, then it cuts to CG of him running down a road with a few "Persecutor" enemies before he jumps into a force field and then cuts to credits. Perhaps these Russian games ran out of budget so they tied up the ending quickly. In MorphX I could at least imagine a third section where he fights the aliens in their planet, and in this game a section where the guy has to escape the exploding base. The arbitrariness of these endings give me this feeling, at least.
@fallupside5 жыл бұрын
That timespliters 2 music at the start tho
@Tienhamir1005 жыл бұрын
Turok 2 Seeds of Evil, Nightmare Creatutes, Alone in the Dark. Take your pick.
@ScrewRocketFlood5 жыл бұрын
Brute Force is one of my favorite childhood games, it would be awesome if you were to review it!! 😁
@stevemc60105 жыл бұрын
He'd like the character Brutus for sure lol It's probably hard to come by and requires an OG Xbox
@ktuky30085 жыл бұрын
emulators exists
@randomthingz2showrandomthi2085 жыл бұрын
@@stevemc6010 im sure you can play it on the Xbox 360 or pc via emulator.
@TheFishE77Official5 жыл бұрын
It always gets me when games look this bad from a year like 2008, when _5 years earlier_ games like 007: Everything or Nothing on the original Xbox looked outstanding, and still to this day looks pretty damn good for its age.
@zombieater66635 жыл бұрын
Love your videos! All these games I never got to play can just watch you torture your self
@florianfischer55935 жыл бұрын
You are by far my favourite youtuber❤
@Iamverybald4 жыл бұрын
Badly rendered Burt Reynolds NPC "Let me get it" *sort of jogs away* What the fuck is this?
@SneekiCubone5 жыл бұрын
15 f****ing dollars? What the. WHO?! WHY?!
@ArcticAssassin1414 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen that South African AR in one the SOCOM games on the PSP. I think it was called SOCOM tactics or tactical I can’t remember. Definitely not in any of the Fireteam Bravo games.
@keithmitchellmusic8121 Жыл бұрын
is your background song from legendary? thats fantastic
@branislavhatala30675 жыл бұрын
This game is set in a world where Slovakian railway company controls logistics.
@Tezipezi4 жыл бұрын
This game looks very close to FEAR I’m not surprised to used sounds from it
@GabeTheGrump5 жыл бұрын
But how was the fov options?
@xxrocketshark216xx45 жыл бұрын
The UI in this game reminds me a lot of Red Faction 1, ngl
@Skiivin5 жыл бұрын
If James Rolfe is the angry video game nerd, Jarek is the passive-aggressive video game nerd. love you tho
@ZinhoMegaman4 жыл бұрын
Thank god quick save/quick load exists.
@TheRealAaronFinn15 жыл бұрын
You've absolutely gotta do Fire Warrior
@animefahkhead5 жыл бұрын
I love how your channel is all about going back to older games there are several old games I have gone back and played for nostalgia and memories
@peter-sd9fm5 жыл бұрын
Hey, i think you would enjoy a game named bet on soldier. It was a decent game made by small french team; named kylotonn
@maxwellalexander29622 жыл бұрын
They modified the Quake 3 engine and it didn't have noclip in the console...? whaaat.
@TheDittoMan3 жыл бұрын
12:51 POV: You're an obscure, mediocre FPS from the 2000s
@the_swordman15 жыл бұрын
wow, that ending made that Bulletstorm cod parody teaser thingy look like a master piece and that was 10 time more enjoyable then this horse crap
@Bie20135 жыл бұрын
dude got an iphoneX notch hair style. 2:02
@TheSimpleMan4543 жыл бұрын
Late to the party here (random recommend) but! Here with a random question, are we gonna see a Pariah episode. Or better yet a Breakdown episode?
@emilianodejesusperezsolano63933 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff. Greetings and appreciation from Mexico Mr. Dragon
@MeTaLISaWeSoMe955 жыл бұрын
I don't know what but this is the first time I've seen your face, and I always imagined you looked like a 17 year old dude with shaggy hair... Big surprise.
@Noizion6665 жыл бұрын
What is the background music please ?
@MasterSoto Жыл бұрын
Soundtrack from Legendary
@gast1285 жыл бұрын
It's indeed a tedious game with lots of backtracking, maze like maps, bugs, underpowered shotgun and enemies with aimbots installed. The long vehicle drive section was the cherry on the cake in terms of annoyance. Not recommended though I don't think it's the worst fps out there.
@Web7205 жыл бұрын
Any chance to review/play Bet on Soldier? Unfortunately the only way to get the Xpacks are from GamerGate at full price ($15) each. the Steam copy is 1.2 but newest is 1.3: steamcommunity.com/app/335320/discussions/0/624076851213242278/ but I never got that to work. IDK if Starforce DRM is applied to the xpack.
@drosera882 жыл бұрын
Lol, the central plot is literally about a vaccine for exploding stars.
@MisterThuganomics4 жыл бұрын
I always confuse you with the forgotten weapons guy. Didn’t u have a ponytail?
@imaverage22705 жыл бұрын
You should do a video on F.E.A.R
@Melvis-wc8sy5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@Asymmetric75 жыл бұрын
It does look like a amateurish Source mod especially with the door key hidden behind a poster lol
@fearthereaper92715 жыл бұрын
If it's any consolation: we are sorry
@wyatt47905 жыл бұрын
Fear The Reaper were you on the development team??
@fearthereaper92715 жыл бұрын
@@wyatt4790 no. I'm referring to the fact that we asked him to play it
@pagb6665 жыл бұрын
Just don't get ahead and say no loot boxes in the new MW. They still are on time to patch them in. Also... why are the weapons in this game so familiar to me? I'm certain I haven't played it ever.
@h1tsc4n405 жыл бұрын
How does the Assault Rifle clip through the hud with it's stock?! How is that even possible? Did they seriously make the UI a physical 3D element?!
@wailfulcrab5 жыл бұрын
Why program a 2d hud that can take time and cause problems with scaling when you can just slap a 2 polygon plane with transparent texture in front of camera and call it a day xD
@nocturnael75625 жыл бұрын
Should play Black Hawk Down on ps2...
@peepuschrist56705 жыл бұрын
the voice acting sounds like it's trying to be POSTAL 2, except that game's voice acting is funny because it's actually funny
@ПётрПавловский-щ1х5 жыл бұрын
i don't like postal's humour! >:(
@CatAdvantage5 жыл бұрын
Пётр Павло́вский ok
@ПётрПавловский-щ1х5 жыл бұрын
@@CatAdvantage wasn't asking you
@CatAdvantage5 жыл бұрын
Пётр Павло́вский you weren’t asking anyone
@Lil_Jabooty5 жыл бұрын
@@ПётрПавловский-щ1х lmao who the fuck are you, stop being a fucking whiner.
@jasonlou2013S4 жыл бұрын
I agree, the first mission was good, and snow effects looks amazing in Moscow.but then the game became boring and disgusting. At the end, you need people to give blood for survive? What the hell is that? I real hate this game now.
@DiegoAlanTorres962 жыл бұрын
Another one that's horrible is Kreed (2003). The game starts off decently but quickly gets annoying and repetitive once hitscan enemies appear.
@zinfinity1934 жыл бұрын
I love how you can see his bottom row but not the top 😂😂😂😂😂
@JOHNATANMCSPACIMM5 жыл бұрын
However, Jarek, have you ever thought of playing the Futurama game for ps2? It's a pretty decent 3D TPS for its time
@MrNinja-xh1ys4 жыл бұрын
It's obvious that the code '135' didn't work. If you don't hit the 'enter' button afterwards...! Take a look at 10:26 and 10:52...
@Jarekthegamingdragon4 жыл бұрын
Except no, nothing was being inputted. If you look at the top, when you enter a number there's an *. It straight up was not working.
@questionablegaming32604 жыл бұрын
I am literally laughing at how bad and unatural the characters lips look in cutscenes I can't I just can't 😂
@Gmatria3 жыл бұрын
Those cutscenes look like gmod
@Kubi-Wan5 жыл бұрын
Actually I played this game this year. And it IS bad. So hillariously bad I had to laugh for the most of the time. I have a soft spot for these budget games. It's weird - I know the game is bad but I still somehow enjoy it... just for the laughs (BTW the best part of that cutscene Mike gets shot is when Frank, the main hero step up to Mike and asks him: "Mike, are you OK?" and dying Mike responds: "Go save the universe!") :D I don't know.... I agree the game is garbage but for masochists like me there is a perverse fun to be found :)