JASON vs EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@solesvester_2693]

2:50 the ballista one cracks me up every time in these videos. Sends everything into orbit.

[@nowanimportant8887]

Unless if it's fighting the Dark Peasant.

[@Cpt_Zed]

The god of balista go Y E E T

[@justsomeplantcells-]

The amount of knock back One ballista bolt is deadly enough

[@surfn_nerd9402]

He legit was put into a stationary orbit.

[@ericgagnon6594]

The legend Says that where the inspiration for the Jason X in space movie comes from

[@user-jw8sd2xu6i]

1:23 top 10 most epic anime battles

[@red884]

bruh

[@oribitroll2334]

Most epic battle

[@user-jw8sd2xu6i]

@@oribitroll2334 yes

[@user-jw8sd2xu6i]

@@red884 lmao

[@alpacikalin8503]

@@red884 😂 fr fr

[@filmart430]

4:34....that dude ain’t taking no chances.

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

Its jason

[@WFoxPlays]

I kind of agree that Jason has no chance at getting to him

[@mr.eugenekrabs.44]

This dude desperate to win

[@BW20532]

I don't think anyone would, at least not against Jason

[@yunseok-01]

no chanes many arrows

[@mrdonct2019]

1:22 is just standing there menacingly

[@xynomite]

😂😂😂😂

[@victormoreno4419]

@Adolf hitler Lmao

[@nameless2744]

menacingly...right?

[@To-Tuh426]

6:28 broke the sound barrier 💀

[@thebigbluebird3501]

Lol notice how it looks like he is still trying to walk towards him even though he is flying 1000 miles an hour the opposite direction

[@thatguy763]

Literally had the freeze frame effect some games have before someone dies. In this case, destroyed

[@anonion9920]

13:53 this one too

[@hi.1330]

Oh dam

[@fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo]

My man got sent into another dimension!

[@fireoptic5035]

6:28 Jason literally leaves smoke in the shape of his body behind 😂

[@jamesmedina3297]

and his weapon is still there like looney tunes lmao

[@Oussama_On_Ladder]

6:30

[@jcraft2805]

Looney Tunes moment.

[@nitrolight1778]

11:57 Doomguy fighting the hordes of Hell

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

he play on nightmare difficulty

[@xynomite]

Hordes of turtle shell you mean

[@Kobekola]

The doomguy poster: 2:03

[@BW20532]

"Mom can we have Doom?" "We have Doom at home sweetie" Doom at home:

[@Wowtikkala]

Just put Rip & Tear on the background for that fight, just perfect.

[@BW20532]

2:49 I love how Jason's machete is still there despite him being sent to a different dimension entirely.

[@ihatelife5464]

Looney Tunes moment

[@omminogrezzo6553]

10:50 Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me

[@pumkin610]

😂

[@abdullamather2280]

Lmao

[@Con.D.Oriano-w4y]

Jason is so much weak in this game

[@2b248]

6:27 skippity bap m bada

[@nitrolight1778]

I love how particles look like an afterimage of Jason

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

@Kal Widorn the immortal captain. good job captain

[@jayjaws2478]

That will be the day he will never forget, the day he almost killed Captain Jack Sparrow.

[@anshumanpandey8547]

Everyone: "He is hard to kill. Can even withstand barrage of bullets and cannons. 9:53 guy: Giant fan go brrrr.

[@blackoutmemories9022]

The is afraid of Jason cause he thought Jason got covid

[@ianharman1285]

No one: Me: This is what I call the 'Yeeting machine 2.0' Everyone else: Bruh

[@Kobekola]

2:02 imagine trying to kill jason and accidentally making him even scarier

[@jcraft2805]

Jason the Swordsmaster.

[@IndigoStorm27]

Next Friday the 13th: Jason rides in on top of a mountain of snakes.

[@hantercz4546]

Well thats what happens when you get cornered by orochimaru.

[@draconicfurry8833]

That happened in Jason X

[@rentheskelleton]

@@jcraft2805 Jason The Gods of Snakes

[@randomsht8280]

5:43 ah yes maximum effort

[@andrealves4324]

The scream 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@azanghanni4027]

Maximum _Suicidal_ Effort

[@BW20532]

"Fine, i'll just have to do it myself"

[@NexusGameEnt]

@@andrealves4324 the manliest war cry ever

[@Krychuu9]

6:28 FUS RO DAH

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

@Kal Widorn the immortal captain. hello again

[@michaelkopriva4131]

HOSPODA!

[@randomsht8280]

2:49 I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

[@devilsun5133]

SHINE! KAKYOIN!

[@arthurwelshmorgan4707]

Jason: “I’m unstoppable” Literal Tank: “really is that so”

[@wev800]

0:32 For the first time in history, bone mage god wins without killing himself.

[@a.v.e.network9637]

For the first time in f o r e v e r

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

Holy vrap

[@typicalneon5468]

8:54 Jason: "It's kinda rainy today."

[@gavins3492]

Filled with led and gunpowder

[@technopathic7597]

The definition of "death from above", except it's just rain for Jason

[@solesvester_2693]

13:54 America fuck yeah

[@Mistahpope]

When I skipped to the part an ad about McDonald's popped up😂

[@solesvester_2693]

Golden

[@MrApple-lj7gm]

More like Russian

[@justsomeplantcells-]

What’s the next line? I forgot

[@MrBeps-zx1rv]

Не понял

[@ottmatl]

6:28 i can hear the smash bros knock out sound

[@fericas3237]

GAME

[@newfeel8047]

Yes

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

@Kal Widorn the immortal captain.pirate captain

[@chrisimnotreallyhere3491]

GAME!

[@mychaldrysdalesr1862]

G A M E

[@zealot777]

2:57 "I shall destroy Jason with lines of cocaine...for I am the God of Smack!

[@thebigbluebird3501]

Lol

[@eli-bs8nr]

13:58 one of the reasons why this is the best god.

[@kristinematriz8508]

The present elf just killed itself by fall damage how high did he jump when he throwed the presents

[@bar7955]

1:21 Yet again met with a tough yet smaller foe, shall he fight back, or shall he do the same thing he did against the Ice Giant? Truly a brave soul he was, he did not made a blunder and tries to flee, he knew of his fate, and his destiny, and faced down once again on death.

[@BW20532]

*Clank*

[@nameless2744]

Ice Giant?

[@gavins3492]

He accepted death. did he not want to be on tabs earth anymore or did he yell for help in his head?

[@whatthe9256]

0:47 he was chill af

[@NASTYVEGASNATE]

His walking is tripping me out. It’s like he doesn’t have knees.

[@scorpionacrab4814]

The most psychotic and strategic way to approach his victims.

[@OhIDid]

@@scorpionacrab4814 he even tried to hide his machete to be nice at 7:46

[@BigAl2-u7e]

No one in TABS has knees

[@khuonglinhnguyen7664]

Total accurate: people walk normally doesnt exist.

[@prestononuselogu9973]

@Sexy Wolf Gacha what was that

[@LTHN07]

yes what is that

[@gabrielpantoja2903]

44

[@andyvoid3452]

@@LTHN07 ur name remember me in age of empire 2 when i play sarachen

[@tarektarek2344]

Tf you talking about

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

6:28 the knockback of the shoot was soo strong it create an air trap that left the bullet at mid air on the area there they hit jason

[@nlightning8239]

8:56 It's bullet rain, hallelujah!

[@theanonymous5065]

13:58 one of the most epic fight

[@Marcolp09]

Abs true

[@manuelfranz9178]

6:28 jason learns how to fly🤡

[@thatonepker5133]

1:22 can someone please explain to me what this god does, he literally just stands and dies in every video 😂

[@ultrabell517]

He's a healer

[@redegg7530]

he's basically a support unit, useless when it's alone

[@fiorugh8881]

Ye me too it actually die always

[@w.d.gasterwithmettatonlegs2400]

@@redegg7530 like cheerleaders

[@mrfett7582]

His power is standing menacingly

[@wow3445]

8:34 bruh.. The swordcasters

[@wolfesbest2045]

2:52 THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

[@davooo7]

Jason was sent to brazil 😔

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Into the sky Into oblivion And into ORBIT !

[@ChosenOne-CursedOne-AshenOne]

This is madness

[@yorickpaidefamilia3374]

BALISTAS ARE ROMAN

[@justinshimonkarborani4581]

1:34 beast titan at the end of season 3

[@lukedevine8114]

No stop

[@Kobekola]

Levi coming out of the smoke: 1:44

[@mr.eugenekrabs.44]

@@lukedevine8114 no

[@mr.eugenekrabs.44]

Guys dont stop

[@user-iv8fp7do2g]

@@Kobekola Totally accurate. *_Pun intended_*

[@mikegodoy6288]

5:33 first time I've ever seen Jason walk away from a fight lol

[@gavins3492]

I bet he was like: f*ck this sh*t I'm out.

[@georgemuller308]

6:28 I love the fact all the rounds canceled out, and Red dude became the projectile.

[@pumkin610]

All the kinetic energy was transfered to Jason

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

@@pumkin610 science

[@farixxx5555]

6:28 when you turn of safe mode

[@kingcyber_monkey1354]

I like how in the end of every round when he wins he just start spinning in a circle I guess he has every song of his movies in his head

[@misake3112]

Hes not doing that in every round stupid

[@trashpanda4229]

@@misake3112 why do u have the need to be rude

[@rikisurya9047]

@@misake3112 WOW human

[@anythinggoes495]

doing random splits

[@Matth3w-wil]

Well now you know you ever need to get rid of a horror character irl just throw a million snakes at it somehow

[@Sarah_Redfox]

Or shoot him point blank with a ballista a million times in less than a second

[@love4075]

@@Sarah_Redfox we gotta hack reality to do that. In other words use cheat codes some how in real life.

[@keithhamm7113]

8:15 legend has it Jason is still being hit with those projectiles

[@codywright7932]

Jason: Cha cha, real smooth

[@ProGamer-tq8op]

6:28 🤣🤣🤣 best shot!

[@val0r757]

Why did that sound like an anime super punch + slow mo effect?

[@dashsplash2395]

Le desinstalaron la PC xd

[@無題6376]

@Kal Widorn the immortal captain. quiet.

[@christoperboonde3061]

One shoot man

[@jamessm4401]

I love how cartoony it is you can actually see the outline of his body in pellets before they fall to the ground.

[@srgames686]

4:05 mood moment 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@mmfaaa]

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@nulgath24]

2:47 When I saw this, I already knew who was going to win

[@fadhliabdullah100]

12:19 "This weapon will Keeel"

[@Ngohe]

Star platintum ora

[@John_Bug]

Is that a forged in fire reference

[@sonofsanguinius176]

10:38 that was soooo in character for him to laugh as she is busy reloading haha

[@coreynewbigging9280]

6:10 I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move

[@wow3445]

14:00 clumsy..

[@imfaried562]

14:55 man,iwas just chillin around and doing folk dance

[@bluepoison7461]

6:28 man is using 1% of his power

[@pumkin610]

2% is the power to stop time at 0 fps

[@slapo6975]

No jason can't fly Haha gun go B O O M

[@bluepoison7461]

@@pumkin610 3% crashes his computer😳

[@00Maku]

2:50 it’s always this guy that blows the shit outta everyone

[@thebigbluebird3501]

;)

[@justchilling434]

0:40-0:59 how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man !?!?

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

Yes alcohol

[@mattakudesu]

2:52 So THAT'S how Jason made it into space.

[@f.b.i514]

LOL

[@CUBETechie]

2:52 amazing weapon 9:28 this weapon is by far the strongest 13:00 also very good but too close range think it is perfect for more enemies and longer distance

[@fatterguy8443]

1:28 You already knew what would happen.

[@greywalker505]

“Guess I’ll die.”

[@clarkmirkbell880]

10:58 All Teens in terror Movies from The 80s and 90s

[@juliuscaesar810]

Someone finally spits out this fact

[@mr.eugenekrabs.44]

Everywhere i go i see it its always there they would never stop these blue numbers they are everyhere

[@jaquesswhite694]

Nothing funnier than seeing Jason Voorhees spinning gracefully in the air like a ballerina

[@shaqman8649]

i'm just laughing at the thought of jason killing someone and then doing a full split. 1:13

[@NoName-ef2gv]

1:27 what does this wizard do? He doesn’t appear to do anything in any of the videos

[@breytiz3966]

Its healer

[@julienpento3636]

His job is to heal, not to hurt.

[@user-jw8sd2xu6i]

He can only heal

[@stagglers435]

You’re a healer, Harry

[@haremfucker2498]

@@stagglers435 lol

[@SachsVDE]

11:15 Cupid is the useless Guy ..🏹💖😂

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

He makes them suicide

[@heyboilaxer5911]

I like using Cupid for music for some reason

[@DudeCCCP]

Jason is 1 day a year killing humans, 364 days battling his ancient enemy... clams.

[@xXFriagneXx]

5:27 Uhm... I guess love can bloom on the battlefield

[@AEGIS_Dustz]

9:28 And on today's headline, *"Local Man Gives 0 Fucks"*

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

Dow

[@ShikichiAkuma]

Jason can't beat the sh_T out of you without getting closer.

[@eonahive]

Every single ballista God kill in these kinds of videos makes me laugh, and just imagine that taco bell chime over it

[@julienpento3636]

0:40 The potionseller: 👁👄👁

[@christophermccurry8039]

Imagine dying to that snake archer. Caught in an ever expanding mountain of very angry snakes.

[@carvillegarvey9373]

I like how in every vid the ninja takes a little nap after throwing his shurikens

[@lulzPIE]

Nothing better than missing the entire last fight because somebody doesn’t know how to do end screens.

[@itsikram9957]

I love how Jason does a lil dance after winning lol

[@coffeebean7340]

I'm amazed that the summoning of boulders where 0 made contact was ineffective!

[@hoohohohter]

Life lesson: if you realistically want to stop Jason, just bring a truck of snakes.

[@technopathic7597]

Or clam

[@wow3445]

6:28 boom!

[@wow3445]

@Kal Widorn the immortal captain. 👌

[@dashsplash2395]

Sejaajajajajaj

[@karginroosterchannel]

4:41 PC:Hey hey not funny

[@leechowning2712]

9:27... the proper way to handle a horror film reject... shot at 10 paces.

[@letsplaysvonaja1714]

Range units are vastly superior in these duels XD

[@nlightning8239]

2:02 It is so cool and terrifying at the same time!

[@adamsensei5636]

2:50 HE JUST GOT YEETED 🤣

[@Cippee]

*3:16* When someone in a fighting game only do one move

[@literally_jimae8991]

12:48 my man throwing shrurikens while walking

[@thebigbluebird3501]

Ikr he is like a walking shreder

[@thehalfsaiyajin5073]

6:16 It did look like he was fighting 6:28 He just straight blasted him outta existence

[@breytiz3966]

2:26 POV UR THE LAST STRAIGHT ON EARTH

[@nitrolight1778]

Got me wheezing

[@theonyxknightknightmaster3792]

I love how theirs a god of umbrellas and Cupid attacking Jason, oh and dont forget the God of tanks, how possibly we forgot about him.

[@ludoPics06]

1:23 This shows exactly why they should nerf the Miner.

[@cadenzaz]

5:43 oh ho mukate kuru no ka

[@imfaried562]

10:22 idk about you guys, but this guy looks like she's doing a folk dance to me

[@VIKA-dr5ru]

6:28 I believe i can flyyyyy😂😂😂 13:54 i believe i can fly x2

[@flanekplicha8685]

6:28 Jason breaking the sound barier after getting blasted into his whole body was cartoonish. I screamed so hard I felt chest pain

[@ttvsusfromamongus1077]

Everytime a TABS person is frozen or is just casually dragging their feet on the ground I think of that one episode on spongebob where spongebob has those new boots that keep on squeaking lol

[@jomariemegano4837]

2:50 I'll rate it 10

[@callmetoi4109]

2:52 The blue guy be like "LiKe YoUr Cut G"

[@muhammadhasanuddinmujahid2979]

2:43 that's make me laugh

[@alajeyu1451]

6:28 jason left his soul

[@red884]

it's kinda impressive how Jason survive multiple shots from a GOD and even sometimes kill it

[@Pachii42]

13:04 Jason: æ **winner sound**

[@dollyzrz]

Give him water. Just a sip. And then in a second, he’ll be saying “Well, dip!”

[@ironwill4035]

Lol, you mean to tell me Zeus will have a near-death experience vs Jason? 🤣

[@ETOILEPHANTOME]

Zeus was really panicked out there Also, why did the ninja keep falling?

[@ch4goeslol821]

Rip all snakes the put in so much effort, and some their lives😰😰😭😭😭

[@invictagothica]

They were resilient against jason, he was picking them off and they were going at it

[@arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445]

People: Talks about how the video Me: *Check resolution settings* Also me: 1440p60 :0