THEY PREDICTED OUR LOVE LIVES!!

[@jasonnash]

Do you believe in astrology!?!??

[@ytr1um]

nope.

[@miandatrujillo9662]

Jason Nash yess

[@Justin-bt1wy]

Nope

[@ebucks6922]

Idk man

[@joedavis3845]

Hell nah

[@marakalea]

Jeff: "It's all downhill after March." He got that one right

[@batknight4317]

Mara Kalea it’s still March, do u mean the coronavirus?

[@bellarosewood3862]

he said March 2022

[@lillianjo4679]

Omg

[@JacktheViper10]

Apparently this the time where Carly is getting super famous

[@livingingratitude7377]

@@JacktheViper10 she is getting a lot of exposure because of actually following the rules and the cutie that is Nolan

[@elisaishitani]

"That's my dad's birthday!" "1989?" "Yes Jeff, you're the same age as my dad"

[@theguy7429]

so your dad spawned you when he was 12?

[@marleycurtis794]

The Guy 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@AlysseParis]

i was hoWLING at this part

[@sofiavitali5648]

Ezra :3 rude

[@sandeeprana-yo3wm]

I am trying to workout the math, but can't

[@stephaniegonzalez5321]

The fact that they left Matt out of this is disheartening. He was so animated and then his energy drops as soon as he realizes he’s not participating. MATT IS THE MOST INTERESTING UGHHH

[@Nxi__]

Stephanie Gonzalez they probably needed to pay for it. Thats why

[@zakiry8634]

It's completely bs, why does it matter who it is

[@shaniaaskew5803]

They know he will find love and be successful but the others they need to know more about😹😹

[@nerdbutt8566]

Matt the rat

[@LuisHernandez-br1wt]

Matt is fake af lol

[@garrettboland9730]

You’re gonna make a lot of money “I like this guy”

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Garrett Boland 😂

[@senajabeen1076]

*sits down to listen*

[@gottalovetheinternet]

I think Erin will be the one who's jealous of Carly, I can already see it... Snarky comments, bringing her down, etc. Carly will have to be more independent from her as she's getting toxic and just wants her puppy dog sidekick back. But Carly is amazing and is a star in her own right.

[@Forever-gd7vs]

Carly to Jason: Oh maybe you will meet someone in Erin's wedding, Erin's wedding day: Hiiiii bitches it's Trisha!!!! anyone missed me?

[@bexii786]

I feel like Jeff is scared of genuine love....Like that deep deep love

[@navamusic3732]

Novux not true but many do

[@VioletSky908]

Yeah, that's the feeling I get from him too. He definitely is afraid to fall in love

[@erikaroth]

who isnt tho

[@Sagacypher]

he's already been in love before lol

[@jessiedawn123]

Every sag is afraid of love it's a wild sign if they don't have freedom it's smothering to them

[@charli216]

Jeff: I don't even have a crush. Also Jeff: you kissed me a little Natalie. It's a Christmas miracle.

[@imiil5447]

yesssssssss

[@YourMom-ko1ky]

Also Jeff: makes out with Suzy in Vegas when he was sober

[@Damon-ot8nn]

Only ppl like that dude could survive in a place like LA

[@FREEGEMS]

Ppl like that dude could only survive in a place like LA

[@m2412]

Damon 1776 😫 people really have money to burn in LA

[@AlejandroRamirez-xx8fn]

I'm not from the US but, is that stereotype about LA true? Is most people there self centered and dumb af?😂

[@solracdan7282]

Damon 1776 ofc cuz every where Elsa they’d get flipped off

[@TyKOmain]

Alejandro Ramírez Nah there are stupid and smart people everywhere

[@lilcranky]

This is the most LA thing you people have ever done

[@pinkyandthebrain99]

Lil Cranky word!

[@beatricearie]

Hahahahah!

[@stevencotton1363]

They also got ghost hunters which was also bullshit

[@McCRINDLEMOVIES]

When someone says most LA thing that genuinely just means (most bullshit money scam)

[@pancakekingdom]

"Jupiter is in your career... So... Interesting.... It shows that you are destined to be famous". **BAM** *$5K in this guy's pocket.

[@emzymezzz]

when dude told jeff “you haven’t come out yet” james charles probably peed himself

[@Chewylouie34]

😂😂

[@leeknowsfebreze4865]

😂😂😂😂

[@SophiaNormantas.]

😂👏🏼

[@iRxshed]

yoooo your buggin😂😂😭😭

[@paytonsitko3007]

He said Coachella was going to be awsome in 2020 anybody else watching in 2020 CORONAVIRUS

[@cuhzlightyear8151]

Coachella being on the cusp of cancellation is awesome, he ain't lie

[@juniorlooez1015]

Payton Sitko murder hornets

[@thatguyholloww]

*awesome

[@Mia-sf3jb]

Haha

[@carlosbarron6865]

Curb your coachella

[@michelawallace9228]

YOOOO Jeff is so cute calling his mom and telling him he's going to "get his future predicted"

[@ShadowAqw1]

Jeff: “I think I’ll become a fashion designer” Matt: “WITH THOSE JEANS?!” Matt King is the greatest

[@Kmmk467]

Mike Green the shade

[@sebitamas406]

Matt the rat

[@kavelar2821]

Matt the rat

[@haydendasilva487]

Matt the rat

[@cooperkramer2985]

This guy is a genius. Make L.A celebrities pay to hear that they were "Destined to be famous". He was really reluctant to show the laptop screen. Straight money.

[@krimsiidem2327]

Cooper Kramer that’s a smart scam, psychological tricks right there making him big money

[@blakerispalje7722]

It’s all fake lolz

[@Nagim-d3z]

@@VictoriaKul do you just have the same copy paste for everyone saying astrology is bs?

[@beastmasterbg]

@@VictoriaKul astronomy is reliable. Astrology is bullshit

[@pixel7974]

when he says to Jeff , "you haven't come out yet" Jeff's face was like🙄😂🤔😭😳

[@joshhiary7060]

@Maria Evangelina lol

[@pixel7974]

@Maria Evangelina 😂😂😂

[@samwalsh4298]

Some mixed emotion emojis right there

[@karmenletourneau9574]

Lmao

[@isaacchavez5790]

Holy shit 10:23 he called Jeff’s biggest moment, when he almost died. In which later created the biggest and most anticipated content of his career, the documentary. Also the fact that he’s the only one from the “Vlog Squad” posting now, he’s Literally cleaning up from the fans craving for content. He’s at his peak rn, that was wild!

[@lizziejones506]

ikrrr

[@angiejagerdeo9677]

I thought the same thing

[@Penny-wl1ui]

yeah thats mad

[@juhnkeabby]

He also said that Jonah would probably end up cutting him off in sense to business or in general not sure. I think Jonah just made him get rid of the barber shop show set up that was in his apartment and there was a fight I think.

[@cbass4352]

yea thats honestly crazy to think abt it got me thinking abt if this shit actually real

[@ruruross]

"I don't even have a crush"- Jeff. Now y'all can stop shipping Jatalie.

[@jhj2386]

I hate the word “shipping” Jesus christ

[@D3annaLorraine]

Raya K my exact thought... enough is enough with that whole joke.

[@MrsRebellion]

I was shipping Susie and Jeff 😅

[@MrsRebellion]

I was shipping Susie and Jeff 😅

[@RezurrectedCustomz]

Rebelle H no chance of that shes had a bf for a while

[@imyouyoureme1533]

"Am I going to get married again" "It seems very possible" *next scene - Jason in a bikini top*

[@gladyslopez1922]

And a possible rant video from Trisha.

[@vce.john1734]

Gladys Lopez it would funny if Jason get married again and Trisha punching the air

[@Nagim-d3z]

That's literally the most idiotic 'prediction' ever, it can mean yes, no, and everything in between..

[@gladyslopez1922]

@@vce.john1734 But she can't get mad, she's happily married to a cardboard cutout.😂

[@MorganT353]

I love how Jeff says don’t say anything disrespectful mom. I could never put my mom on speaker 😂

[@Lindsey-w5k]

😂🤣

[@dilshaan8660]

this guy was probably looking at everyone's social blade

[@kaydencedixon8531]

Lmfao

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Dilshaan Chander HAHAHAHAH

[@xqcow6440]

U got more likes on your comment than Jason did

[@kaydencedixon8531]

Wesam lmao

[@gladyslopez1922]

😂😂😂

[@mariaesquivel9704]

Jeff’s pop socket is a picture of nerf🥺🥺

[@jimenatorres609]

The fact that he predicted Jonah cutting off Jeff is mind blowing

[@Deep_breathin]

“WITH THOSE JEANS” Matt you kill me

[@luisb2842]

Bethany Strain when I read your comment the exact “with those jeans was said”😂😂😂 trippy it’s just perfect timing this guy would say “I would have told you that, I read the stars”

[@Nagim-d3z]

I thought he said with those genes, as in why would you be a designer with those looks.. Now I feel stupid lol

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Bethany Strain that face he made haha!

[@TheHellogoo]

*The stars are aligning and telling me that this guy is full of it.*

[@kivs3007]

😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@jorm1652]

how is no one noticing how insanely accurate this was for jeff and jonah’s relationship?

[@therealrandi]

Tell Matt he needs to be Nev’s partner on catfish lol

[@amandagutierrez3166]

Someone make this happen 😂

[@pooterscooter7092]

That's fucking genius!

[@marymaughan5066]

This is brilliant

[@SpeedyGarza]

I’ve never loved a comment so much before 😂😂

[@chelsj.46]

WE GONNA FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT SOLVE THIS ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏʏʏʏ

[@dannydizzle21]

That holistic healing chick looks exactly how you think a holistic scammer would look like.

[@karmenletourneau9574]

She was DEFINITELY rude AF that I do know. Bashing Gemini's in general is just fucked up. Sorry she had some shitty exe's but that doesn't make ALL Gemini's horrible beings.

[@YWFilmProductions]

I dont think they're scammers, I just think you have to be at a certain level of skill to be good, but doesn't mean you're a scammer. It would just mean you're not that good. They're not scamming people, they might suck, but that's a totally other thing than scamming. Scammers are people who know that what they're doing is ethically wrong, and still go ahead with the scam to delightfully fuck people over. It doesn't feel like they are doing this, but instead they think they are good. But there are probably way better professionals / healers out there.

[@beckybert9872]

I love that these moms remember exactly when their children were born even YEARS later.

[@aloekills]

Becky Bert my mom doesn’t know what time i was born and i’m 14 lmfaoooo

[@studentloans3105]

I asked my mother what time I was born once and she told me 2:30am. I’ve seen my birth certificate though and it was 6:38pm and I’m only 16

[@kelseyamayaa]

my mom has my birth year wrong in multiple scrapbooks

[@laineym6683]

As a mother, I'd like to say, we're lucky to remember the day of the week.

[@mowganashwey]

I asked my mom what time I was born and got a long "oooohhh", she couldn't remember lol

[@ms.sam.i.am.]

Matt “...yeah, you’re the same age as my father.”

[@jeff5882174]

How so

[@ZUNNI333]

Love his sarcasm lol

[@ms.sam.i.am.]

V - NÜX Agree

[@patriciaenid3010]

when the guy said “was that clear” to jonah and matt said “mhmm” matt was very into this 😂

[@mandybrooke]

Patricia Enid I knoooww like I wanna hear Matt’s more than anyone, I feel like he believes & appreciates it the most. Love his open mindedness

[@IAmAMeateater]

Mandy Patrick 😂😂

[@weirds310]

I know I’m not the only one who thinks Carly is hot

[@genesis.4770]

NuTs- TOXIC no sir

[@joshdelazo6455]

Ur not the only one! Carly is 🔥

[@stellahedman7397]

Genesis Lara what??

[@lainblehhh]

You’re not alone

[@Lozza234]

stella hedman the name is NuTs-TOXIC and he said back no sir lol confusing 😂

[@sarinal5713]

The stars are telling me that Matt King is my soulmate

[@zform8928]

They told me the same thing about carly

[@sarinal5713]

Mutombo fully aware 😎

[@lollolol5008]

Told me the same thing about Jason and zane

[@xIDevine]

They told me hes a grass

[@davidly8059]

It told me I don’t have a gf

[@JasonHibono]

Jeff isn’t taking any of this lmao

[@talan1k574]

JasonHibono yeah it’s a load of BS to be honest, fun to watch though

[@ikklepip]

His BS detector was going off big time but he just played along for a laugh.

[@JasonHibono]

agreed

[@D3annaLorraine]

That’s why he’s my favorite, he’s the realest

[@Nagim-d3z]

He's pretty much the only regular person that lives in LA..

[@mzzz7725]

'Your luckiest period will be starting on March 22nd 2020' Corona Virus: Allow me to introduce myself

[@amandanuss2943]

March 22nd is my birthday

[@elenamadlener5648]

well tbh for them and their fame Corona virus was actually pretty good, because people are stuck at home and watch youtube the whole day :D

[@baileymarcum]

“You’re a Sagittarius, you’re gonna make a lot of money!” I don’t care if it wasn’t directed towards me, I’m taking that for myself. 😂😂😂😂

[@nimahraza]

Lol same, esp since I was born Dec 15 too

[@lynall6478]

😂😂😂😂 saaame !!! Even if now I can’t find a job XD

[@vixvaporwave3755]

Girl harD SAME

[@ashleebates5708]

Bailey Marcum hahah me too

[@selina.yse54]

I'm born on 16th December so where my Sagittarius people at?! We gon make a lot of money😂

[@karaolson4081]

Matt king and his facial expressions are just everything

[@brendanlynn6637]

I'm watching this after Jeff's accident and some of these things are true

[@felipeperales1248]

Ong

[@Miszxbabyimyours]

duuuude foreal

[@Aryan_3359]

Dude i was thinking the same fuc*ing thing broo he came out after that incident

[@tayjulia8928]

everything was accurate even jonah being the one to cut him off lol

[@Deblyn13]

"Are you still in love with someone?" Jason: "No" Trisha: 😭😭😭😭

[@canelos11]

Debbi Greene 😆😆😆

[@hihello4443]

She happens to be a Gemini 😂

[@allisonovo]

hi hello she’s a Taurus, Jason is a Gemini.

[@gigi-mt1tx]

Trisha’s next video 😂

[@MsObeyy]

Me pretending to be an astrologist to see if he still has feelies for trish👀 Lmao made me laugh low key it felt a lil sneaky

[@micbud1424]

Jeff is such a good friend trying to protect Jason from heart break after the guy kept on saying he was going to find love. Jeff didn’t want him to get over excited over a fake gypsy

[@frankiejaymusic1]

Scammer: "You could end up getting back together with a lover from your past." Everyones brains in the room: "Don't make a Trisha joke."

[@user-tw6my7ct5i]

bruh

[@Bubblegumoriginal]

when the astrologist said "im not a psychopath im a.. badass" I cringed very hard

[@houseofbows]

Yep he wished

[@etotensei8612]

Honestly tho. It takes a badass to read a layout of nonsense?? Lol

[@Aziz32ing]

Same...

[@showaker4755]

You guys really like to ignore Jeff when he says the prison jokes bother him. Don't act surprised when he's the next one to leave the group.

[@bfunnygirl21934]

It's always Jason that says it too! So annoying

[@antdav3699]

You can tell the “call daddy” joke bothered him too

[@PanthORandPonAY]

Jeff doesn’t belong in this group of idiots.

[@janicecoleman5830]

I haven't heard the "Call Daddy" joke before, what was that all about?

[@antdav3699]

Janice Coleman in one of the vlogs Jeff called his sister to ask something and referred to their dad as “daddy” and the group gave him shit for it

[@shelbycabello3331]

Why does everyone leave Matt out?? He’s the best :(

[@ruthnaranjo957]

I stopped liking him when he started snitching on everyone on a David's vlog

[@ruthnaranjo957]

@Emma Martin it was a prank where the police came into Dom's apartment while they had a party and arrested Dom for organizing a party and Matt for buying the alcohol, and he started snitching on everyone so he could go free. You could see the difference between Dom's and Matt's personality bc Dom was really calm and Matt was just throwing everyone under the bus

[@Faerieshimmer]

Ruth Naranjo Yeah he was being an asshole for snitching on everyone. But people make mistakes. He does seem like a good person overall

[@Faerieshimmer]

Luna Gabriella Scroll above. It was when the police went to Dom’s party. I don’t remember the number of the vlog sorry

[@vivi-dy4gm]

I remember this clearly I remember thinking to myself “bro what a pussy”

[@aaronpalacios9478]

Jeff grabs phone: Jason: Call daddy 😹

[@SS-hd5jx]

yeh like who did he think he was

[@amandamorin3598]

Aaron Palacios dude calls his dad daddy one time and can’t live it down

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Sahil Sharma he didn’t say anything, Jason did.

[@chels1717]

Amanda Morin nah he’s let it slip a couple of times before David’s video. In his “breaking into my parents house” video he said it numerous times, both addressing his father and referring to him

[@MJ-tt1tz]

chels it’s a New York/ Jersey thing it’s pretty normal over there

[@FSDBARBIE]

Look at Matt’s face when u said u didn’t include him I’m fighting and u can see how much his into it

[@cookiedough4748]

Yeahhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@mandybrooke]

Nisha poor Matt always getting left out yet has the best spirit ab everything all the time

[@FSDBARBIE]

Mandy Patrick and he’s a crowds favorite how do they not know this ?!

[@KIsabelUnson]

Seeing Matt’s face like that wrecked me. 😖

[@sanazaman388]

And to think matt is the only one of them that lives with him but he still got overlooked

[@janessatamayo855]

Jeff: “I don’t even have a crush!” Natalie: 🥺😭

[@laceface96]

I feel like the worst “advice” he could have said is to reignite a flame with an ex! Jeff don’t listen to that bs, just take my hand and I’ll show you the way.

[@annetteherrera1764]

I just randomly thought of a whole new world from Aladdin and a whole ass flying carpet ride with Jeff PFFFF

[@greekryan]

This dude probably charges a ridiculous amount too lol

[@CloudWarlord]

Probably by the hour or how many people he reads.

[@happzy]

Well he's basically a motivational coach with a "supernatural" twist

[@GloriaC333]

He’s getting free advertising on this video so hopefully they didn’t pay him

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Ryan Sauve Yup for this baloney.

[@abbyk658]

Ryan Sauve when there’s literally apps for this stuff too lmao

[@ethankunoff9459]

Kinda crazy what Jeff said “it’s all downhill after March”

[@TheHoneySteph]

Jeff: "I dont even have a crush" Natalie :(

[@Marc-gw6lu]

Stephanie Estrada Natalie has David

[@dawnlily3813]

She’s a snob he can do better lol

[@VioletSky908]

@@dawnlily3813 That's incredibly rude, you don't even know her

[@FSDBARBIE]

Dawn Lily why she gotta be a snob

[@Sagacypher]

@@Marc-gw6lu Natalie's single and thriving on her own

[@sofianaji6726]

Jeff is scarred man, I dont think he's ready for a relashionship.

[@young9165]

he just wanna spread his seed and get the guap

[@mothballz2150]

@xyz zyx guacamole

[@MrMootube1000]

@xyz zyx money

[@michelle5254]

Matt: "My birthday's July 9th." Jonah: "We share the same birthday! July 8th!" 😂😂😂

[@ThePumpernickel93]

"It's like the Matrix!" -Matt King 2k19

[@william49992]

Why the vlog squad always paying these random ass young dudes for some fake shit that they believe? Does anyone else remember a while back the vlogsquad went to this sketchy like young looking 26 year old doctor? it was late and he had his young staff there and he bragged about how he'd been in business for 11 years or something like that? They basically went around his office doing random ass hand eye coordination things.

[@katiefr]

as a fellow gemini, i’m not gonna stand for this gemini slander..

[@karmenletourneau9574]

Ikr?! So wrong!

[@MC-bc2ew]

geminis always get trashed on... Im a good person overall, and they always end up looking at me and going "oh youre a gemini 😑"

[@klooless007]

Yeah. I’m a Gemini too and I always get judged because of it lol

[@User77633]

Aquarius’ are the worst. Not Gemini’s

[@spaceprince02]

we should start a gemini group to show we arent bad at all!

[@bvtrece616]

Wow, watching this again on May 2, 2021, and hearing Jeff's reading. He will be fully remade, "it will always be that you are beautiful in the eyes of the public but there will also be a focus on art" that is insane.

[@juliakelley8940]

jeff scratching his beard trying to comprehend wtf this guy is saying

[@lirpaneerg1621]

Id love to see carly take off with her career! She is just such a kind caring person! Love her!

[@xxthrashiexx]

“Are you still in love with anyone?” Immediately: “no, I’m not. I wish” Trisha is QUAKING 🤭

[@Forever-gd7vs]

Carly to Jason: Oh maybe you will meet someone in Erin's wedding, Erin's wedding day: Hiiiii bitches it's Trisha!!!! anyone missed me?

[@CompleteMuffin]

@@Forever-gd7vs She would be escorted off by the whole vlogsquad very quickly

[@Faerieshimmer]

I’m sad that Jason and Trisha are not together anymore. :( I wonder if Trisha still loves him?

[@remilouis8468]

Starfor21x well looks like erins wedding isn’t happening in April LOL

[@moonhead5967]

When your job is to tell people what they want to hear and say the stars told you

[@imyouyoureme1533]

I could never understand how anyone would pay for this - unless its to laugh at the hilarity.

[@ninjadotcom9194]

MoonHead 😂😂😂trueee!!!

[@Nagim-d3z]

@@VictoriaKul Just saying something is real doesn't make it true.. Show me real, factual proof/evidence. Trustworthy scientific studies. Oh wait, there are none.

[@mayawillow9848]

John Doe I believe it’s real, but this is my own belief. Just like everything in the bible (no scientific evidence) but people still have these beliefs!

[@Faraz_khan0]

haha true! The astrologer told the vaguest sh*t... I'm a neurolinguist and I read language patterns. He used language in a very generalized way but made it seem like it was specific to the person... also it's a no-brainer to look someone up on the internet beforehand and see their success patterns... you don't have to pretend to predict stuff to tell that Jeff and Carly are gonna blow up at some point... they are young, ambitious, and already getting more and more famous by the day, it's obvious that down the road they might get into a movie or get called on to talk shows n stuff, plus they are both at the beginning of their businesses, things will potentially go up from here anyway.... don't buy into this crap guys... It's plain psychology that people like to hear about themselves and their lives or at least take interest in it and that is what these "astrologers" exploit to make bank.

[@onda_dr_quinn3942]

To Jeff, these people are probably the same as every con man in new york.

[@megan9312]

Jeff: "I don't even have a crush" Natalie: "Do I mean nothing to you ???"

[@alexusmitchell1598]

Lmao a real healer wouldn’t have bias or hatred based off sun signs 😂 there’s a lot more to it. As soon as she said she hated Gemini’s because of her ex’s I was like okay sis I see you now 💀

[@luckych4rmzz523]

Alexus Mitchell FACTS

[@JessicaRodriguez-lw3rj]

She’s human

[@Hanna.hGrace]

literally and gemini men just suck too as a gemini female

[@carleer5467]

U guys should react to this in the future and see if anything is correct

[@karmenletourneau9574]

Yesss!!! I hope they do😊

[@mzzz7725]

I'm from the future compared to your comment and it's bullshit, The guy said Jeff would be the luckiest starting from march 22nd 2020, but corona virus is here, and jeff put on his story multiple times he hates life right now. He clearly dislikes it, this guy was making stuff up

[@mzzz7725]

@@baileybenefield8349 Yes it has what planet are you living on lol.

[@Amira-vu7mk]

their career ended in 2020 these's no more vlog squad

[@taysands3760]

I dont care abou jeff and carlys future, their trajectory has been popping off. i wanna see matt king and susy's, cause like ...what even does matt king even do besides unfiltered, even?

[@IvanaHonda]

I think Matt earns money through Instagram (he has sponsored posts and travels quite often). He could do much more though.

[@allyreneeful]

Matt is sponsored by American Express he is always posting them on insta and I’m sure they pay a pretty penny

[@taysands3760]

Right right right right right. I guess I dont follow him there 😬 (I didn’t realize) i kinda remember he was talking about producing a movie or something idk he’s been adding a lot to everyones vids lately though 👍🏼✨

[@taysands3760]

Sara B 😂😂😂 someone’s got to.

[@josh44026]

I wish matt king use KZbin

[@saragoyette1335]

You have such a huge heart and kind soul - there's no way you won't find someone to truly love and appreciate you.

[@hetyboi8933]

Jeff’s mom - “ who do you have there physic or something?" * I am an astrologer * idk why but I am dead I laughed soo hard 😂 😂 😂

[@D3annaLorraine]

Lmao this is why Jeff is my favorite. He wasn’t buying any of the romance shit being said about him. Looking actually disgusted at the idea of having feelings for someone 😂😭 Same Jeff

[@UrbanDecayLova247]

But him telling Jeff he needs to revisit how he approaches love is accurate because Jeff has said when he’s in a relationship he tends to lose himself and focus solely on his partner which isn’t healthy. Lol I know he didn’t like hearing that but it’s clearly a problem he should be getting better at. 😂 some people just don’t like being told about themselves.

[@sillysausage4130]

this dude jus saying what yall want to hear

[@KGProductions_]

silly sausage I see next year being a big year for you, you will own your own sausage company but, there will be some trouble as I see some eclipses 😰 Plez PayPal me $500 for reading your future, k thnx 😌

[@arelore4288]

OMG HE PREDICTED JEFF AND JONAH DOWNFALL "you wouldn't cut him off. he would cut you off."

[@Sara99224]

Pop culture astrologer? Sounds made up lmao

[@jessican6451]

It is lmao

[@daniels5853]

*unemployed

[@goldengoat9660]

@@daniels5853 I mean he made who knows how much money doing this gig here, call him unemployed if you want but some people love that shit.

[@colinfirths]

sounds LA

[@jondoe1916]

Because it is.

[@patriciabailey179]

Jeff:” I don’t even have a crush.” Well I volunteer as tribute 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[@grayb7969]

“You are a cancer on all of us...” I HOWLEDDDDD 0:39

[@D3annaLorraine]

The way Jeff just walked off and was tired off hearing all the nonsense about relationships and love is me 😂😂

[@isabelcontreras3929]

Matt is so adorable 💗😭 “The only planet I’m watching is animal planet” MY HEART ♥️

[@SharpTalks]

Jeff is like me not interested in marriage and love but inside we want😂

[@dhodgexo]

No one: Matt King: I share a birthday with Tom Hanks

[@LeonaHoch3]

ddandkids Me: I share a birthday with Matt King and Tom Hanks lol😅

[@Jabcdefghijklmonp]

Jason’s vlogs are underrated af

[@arielnicole7136]

*jake * shut up

[@quantompurple17]

@@arielnicole7136 shut up

[@austinrodriguez6391]

I binge them for background noise but new ones I sit through, even thought this vide was kina bullshit or what ever he was preaching is bullshit good vlogs :)

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

*jake * amen

[@SethGaming-cl2dm]

Prissy*

[@Sara99224]

"no I'm not in love with anyone" why do I feel like Trisha is gonna cry about that 🤣🤣🤣

[@feebeci]

I’m so open minded but this guy just seems like a waste of money .

[@justusgreen8498]

feebeci why cuz it’s LA? You know how many people do spiritual readings???

[@Faraz_khan0]

The astrologer told the vaguest sh*t... I'm a neurolinguist and I read language patterns. He used language in a very generalized way but made it seem like it was specific to the person... also it's a no-brainer to look someone up on the internet beforehand and see their success patterns... you don't have to pretend to predict stuff to tell that Jeff and Carly are gonna blow up at some point... they are young, ambitious, and already getting more and more famous by the day, it's obvious that down the road they might get into a movie or get called on to talk shows n stuff, plus they are both at the beginning of their businesses, things will potentially go up from here anyway.... don't buy into this crap guys... It's plain psychology that people like to hear about themselves and their lives or at least take interest in it and that is what these "astrologers" exploit to make bank.

[@cplezia1990]

I legit rolled my eyes so hard that I was afraid they would get stuck in the back of my head the moment he started talking.

[@d.2542]

Any “astrologist” or “mind reader/fortune teller/psychic” is a waste of money,..

[@__Cynthia]

Its really funny listening to this guy saying things that literally apply to pretty much anyone who want a career in this Industry, his explanations are the most common things that happen to people he just used these fancy words and acts like he can read the future from stars

[@carishdolmotamang5181]

The vs has so many same (close) birthdays.. Matt and johna Corrina and nat Jeff and Suzy

[@Sagacypher]

carish lama Close birthdays... Only nat and corinna

[@biancainzunza9105]

Don’t Heath Liza and Scott also have same or close bdays?

[@carishdolmotamang5181]

@@biancainzunza9105 March April pretty close.. i think.. idk.

[@Msawesomet123]

Most of the vlog squad are aries too

[@lucilliastreusvogel]

Is David a Leo or a Cancer?

[@brendapaige2309]

Jason found this man on Craigslist, and now he's going to steal their identities.

[@vanessa5637]

*“I can go back in time and-..”* Yeah no I don’t even wanna watch the rest of this video😭💀💀💀

[@Moos1005]

You know why those patterns keep repeating? Physics!

[@SahebjitChhabra]

he meant he could check patterns in previous years, anyway it's still bullshit

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Sahebjit Chhabra right. This isn’t real. He’s making shit to to get paid lol

[@ajbaleyn]

its just like a compilation of shitty horoscopes from the past

[@snoopyray]

Jonah: I am a cancer Jason: on all of us

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

We know, we saw the vlog

[@rae3286]

@@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un haha good one😂

[@TheHellogoo]

@@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Dearest Leader, it would be an honor for me to receive a reply from your tremendous self.

[@keziahchierah]

@@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un don't you have a country to 'dictate'?

[@dwyanewade6640]

He definitely didn’t see Corona Virus coming

[@patricktan7120]

“Pop culture astrologer”? So he’s unemployed

[@lilcubdobrik6144]

I bet he get paid a lot more than you do

[@Commandercool56]

Who needs a job when u can make bank talking about Star signs lmao

[@shadyhaterade]

Seems like he’s getting paid so isn’t that a job?

[@chuggggggy]

Uhmm in Hollywood he must be busy AF

[@megananderson2252]

Wow anyone back now. This guy with Jeff, he even almost said he had to die to be reborn

[@jessicap9832]

YES, crazy!!!!

[@Metrix_Shorts]

Wtf is this guy even saying lmaoo

[@bryhalla]

“i hate gemini” lmao i get it, astrology is fun and interesting. i love it too. but i cant say it enough how shallow people can be who just put labels and then generalize other people by their signs. 😷

[@andromeda_kls]

Right! imagine 💀

[@hellogoodbye8492]

I'm a gemini and I always hear this :(

[@rarri99]

Girl don't worry it's just gemini men.. women are great! But I swear............. I was so agaisnt zodiac signs.. because I believed that it was total bs.. But I swear, EVERY gemini men I met was a lying cheater, EVERYONE, not saying that only gemini men do it but for gemini men cheating is like a mantra or something, it's so normal for them because they have split personalities in different situations, so to them it's almost as if another person did it and not them.. I'm not saying that I would never date a gemini again (my lying cheating ex was gemini) , but I'd be extremely cautious around them and as soon as I see the same red flags BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@joanamargarida795]

@@rarri99 I don't believe in judging people by their sun signs, but yall should know that the girl in the video is gay, so she's talking about Gemini WOMEN

[@bryhalla]

hellogoodbye8492 you are loved as a gemini

[@alexisk3804]

Carly and Matt would be so cute

[@quieres107]

Alexis K they look like siblings so no

[@kalinajivkova]

They had crush on each other when they were starting on vine

[@anotherdroid493]

Catt. Mereoww.

[@monamibaji]

@@anotherdroid493 ahahahahahaha

[@slaygermanotta1853]

I've always thought the same thing I thought was crazy.

[@littlepaperscollection5515]

He said Jeff gonna make more money and true enough he doubled his money on David's vlog this year!

[@mattweezy3671]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Jonah’s voice so high when he said “oh you’re a psychopath man”

[@ashleyseman176]

I love Jeff talking to his mom 😂

[@avery3491]

im here in 2021 right after jonah shut down the barber shop and when the guy said "lets just put in this way you wouldn't cut him off he would cut you off" mind blown

[@Daliou]

No one: Absolutely no one: Seriously, not a single soul: Carly: "it's also in a taylor swift song"

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

legoowls Carly is literally the best lol

[@fabianramirez4547]

Lol I like how Jeff was mean mugging that dude in the leather jacket and then he said he will get more money and he smiled 😂

[@lukefelton8077]

Coachella now cancelled so this hasn’t aged well

[@Batmanindustries48]

This guy is the biggest scammer I’ve ever seen

[@Michael-xn6tv]

This shit is actually a big joke and its funny how people genuinely believe this.

[@Nagim-d3z]

@@VictoriaKul it's literally just a money making machine, telling people what they want to hear. The way David did it to Liza is perfect, he told her things about all the signs and she said they were all true..

[@javidgt8]

@@VictoriaKul lmfao mind open has nothing to do with this giant generalized scam. Most of the signs and their characteristics can be applied to the same person easily if they really think about their lives. Its easy to use the general statements and find connections to yourself. Plus the fact that its gaining in popularity literally means nothing. Just means more people have heard about it, since more and more people get on the internet everyday

[@FreeTheTrolls]

Batmanindustries48 👏

[@jacobblaylock54]

Jason is def the funniest of the vlog squad. He’s quick. It makes sense he’s the one pursing stand up. A lot of vlog bits are clearly planned, def in David’s vlogs, but you can always tell when Jason if coming off the cuff.

[@syrmor]

Wait do Jonah and Jeff actually have a business venture together

[@billjean3158]

They were talking about Jeff's barbershop

[@BennieBen03]

Funny how 10:20 was true. Jonah cut jeff off😂

[@kaseyperryman3311]

@@BennieBen03 I was looking for a comment that said that I was gonna type it myself

[@bluejay7523]

Lol i loved hearing everybody’s astrology charts and predictions!! I’m so happy everyone has a lot of positive things coming